>MMMMMEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNWHHHHILLLLLLLEEEE... at the X-MANSION
MMMMMEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNWHHHHILLLLLLLEEEE... at the X-MANSION
Hello I am autismo and I am mutant
Whoever’s slowing time down, can you cut it out, please? This goes for all the other threads as well.
No hard feelings, right guys? That was another Mysterio in another timeline, I hope we're cool.
Alright kids, I'm going out for some groceries. Emergency numbers are on the fridge, don't blow up the house while I'm gone. Toodles.
BLOW IT ALL UP
*suddenly there was a phone call and some random guy had to pick the phone*
HELLO EVERYONE I NEED TO LOOK FOR A CHILD CAN YOU HELP ME PLEASE ?
Seven posts. A new record.
Welp.
GODDAMMIT RRRRRRRRAAARARARARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERY FUCKING TIIIIIIIME
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER, HA HAAAAA!!!
Guys I'm here Wolverine ? Where is everybody ?
I need to make some quick cash, $80 an hour.
H-hey, where's wolvie ?
Haven't seen him
In our hearts and dreams she does.
Shit, maybe he's still in the woods or somethin ?
enough talking about my Dad, are you going to buy or not?
Buy whaaaa????
Yes, hello?
Is this the X Mansión?
This is Jonathan Doson, I'm Josephi Krakowski's lawyer
Sex you dummy
No way I'm just a kid
Hello I'm autismo what do you want ?
I can turn you into a Man
I'm going to my parents see you again
*leaves the mansions*
Yes, we would like to inform you that Mr. Woleverine is expected to meet us in court on the 14th
What did he do ?
It seems that Mr. Wolverine has assaulted my client, Josephi Krakowski, resulting in serious wounds, such as loss of limbs
WHAT ? Wolverine did this ? How could it be ?
I'm afraid that is the case
My client told me that Mr. Wolverine had torn off his arms because he believed poor Josephi to be the Chamberlain
Ok I'll find wolvie
FOR RUCKS SAKES.
But I just cleaned my room
Hey Xavier it's me autismo can you use your powers and stuff to find Logan ?
Now I don't have to clean my room.
guess I scarred away Toki Wartooth
OH FUCK FINALLY IM HERE OH FUCK OH HI X-23 HI NEW MEMBER WHY ARE YOU SERIOUS ALL OF THE SUDDEN ?
I'm afraid you have to take the trial in a few days because of you assaulting Joseph something idk ?
WHAT ? THE LAWYERS HAVE CALLED ME ? FUUCK HOWS THE CHILD X-23 ?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRHRHGHGH
I borrowed your costume and kinda wrecked it.
eh, better dead than Wallpaper
Gabby is being a bitch lately.
XAVIER WHAT IS IT ?
NO THE OTHER CHILD
what other child?
Yes, hello, are you Mr. Wolverine?
THIS CHILD WHERE IS HE ?
YES I AM BUB
Yes, I am Mr. Josephi Krakowski's lawyer
We will see you in court on the 14th
out getting into some /ss/
DAMMIT
BULLSHIT HE'S SOMEWHERE IN THE SUBURBS NEAR TO OUR MANSION
Also, do you have Mr. Venom's contact info?
We're bringing him in as an eyewitness
I don't have his contact sorry
I need a babysitter, anybody?
JUBILEE WHY ARE YOU SUCH A WHORE ?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT CHILD ?
CUMOLA
I am not a whore and that is the problem, been stuck in this exploding mansion with a baby for too long, gotta ditch Shogo and get some action before I go crazy.