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Various Guitar Related Books:
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Beginner guitar tutorials:
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Music Theory for Musicians and Normal People:
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Chord Finder:
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4 things every beginner should practice:
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Real music theory taught by a real jew:
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Tony Enamel teaches fingerstyle guitar:
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How to set up a Fried Rice tremolo:
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wastin/gg/ your lives
>making the new thread this fucking early just to make extra special sure you get to have the OP
Are you proud of yourself
you ok bro?
nice room
First for Samuel Campos
>when I was in marching band
No one is gonna post playing this time of night.
voca.ro
Did you start learning music aspiring to play grocery store muzak? Or is that just where you ended up after you realized you weren't talented or creative enough to do anything else?
sam
Pretty nice sweeps.
Thanks. Not a lot of guys do it well, but it was a really natural thing for me since my right hand is a lazy fuck. You can imagine how I felt listening to frank gambale for the first time. My time was shit, but whatever.
>Not a lot of guys do it well, but it was a really natural thing for me
I'd advise you to name your band Dunning Kruger but that might be a little too 'on the nose' as they say.
Can you explain sweeps to me? They're the only thing left that I'm not particularly good at
lmao classic n/gg/mi post
It's been like 16 hours man
lmfao now you can count? just not with a metronome amirite
what's with the weird links in the op, is this a troll thread?
werks on my machine
I skimmed through the archives, and saw all threads are the same op and similar posts? getting botted or is this general always full of retards?
>how /gg/ thinks they look and sound
>how they really look and sound
jk (just kidding) /gg/ wishes they were that guy lmao
>how they really look and sound
Got back into guitar after finding a cheapo epiphone with a glued headstock & actually trying to understand how to play guitar instead of only doing power chords, but wow relearning proper picking technique SUCKS
Am I best off binging guitar technique and music theory clickbait videos for now?
schizophrenia
try disdiq
i know this is bait but ill help anyways
do alternate picked spiders, up and down the fretboard 3-5-7-8 with a metronome until you can do it relatively fluently, then move on to other patterns.
or if that's too much of a stretch do 5-7-9-10
lmao
Saw a spider walk vid yesterday, ill grind this for now thanks
It gets easier with time, don't forget to have fun with it
make sure you pull the ladder up when you get in your tree house billy
i'll make sure thanks
real ngmi advice, this shit doesn't help whatsoever. it's just a way for incels to kill time in their no-sex prison they never leave.
just give it up and stop playing. you either have it or you don't. you'll never 'make it' by trying hard, 'making it' is just something you're born with. you don't even like guitar is just some stepping stone in an unending string of 'if i do this, then:' goals you have that eventually leads to you making it, but it's just a karmic hamster wheel for people without souls, like you.
What's up with you? I assume you're the same schizoid posting this shit in whatever passes for synth threads, too. Look at the hours you put in, you do this shit for free?
Samuel Campos
found this in /prod/ is he right /gg/?
>grocery store muzak
Couldn't have come up with a better description myself.
He's trying so desperately hard to troll the thread, but hardly anyone is paying attention to him. lol
Ok buddies can be a ngmi or you can be sam. Those are your two options. Choose wisely.
Easy choice. They’re both ngmi but one lives in a favela. I’ll take my current circumstances and remain an affluent ngmi.
ngl most encouraging thing i've heard thanks
yeah if you can hear the music in your head, stop practicing, stop "playing", start PERFORMING. this is what everyone who was *ever* good at guitar did. just reproduce the music in your head. and if there isnt any music in there, fucking kill yourself. "practicing" is a slave morality self defeating misconception about how if you sacrifice enough you'll one day "deserve" to be good. nah. its fucking genetic. practice has ruined more musicians who could have been good than drugs have. slavery is NEVER the road to mastery. take the whip, or get back in the faggot fields where you were BORN to belong to, slave.
>gibson buying an amp brand that was relevant 20 years ago and hasn't released a compelling product in a decade somehow isn't evidence that the brand was weak
top retard hours in here
guitar amplifiers are not compelling products any more. theyre a relic of boomer retardation.everyone just goes di and uses real amplifiers and real speakers that dont "sound ljke shit on purpose".
mesa boogie hasn't made a successful amp (no, the mark series doesn't count as they lose money on each one) since the dual rectifier
sam
heheheh das p phunee n/gg/l
vocaroo.com
hows my tone? I'm trying to sound like Bruce Springsteen's Born to Run
Samuel Campos
You're almost there, try something like this vocaroo.com
these are shit lol
>hewoo? dis ghee ghee? wheer awl dee poosturz b?
>dey goan fren. awl rahge qweet.
>oh kay thanx. gud tue knoe. buy buy.
This post is peppered with bitterness, so I can't help but think it's supposed to be another troll attempt. It actually has some genuine truth to it, though.
>hewoah? hewoah? deed u hangg uup?
>...
>mfw dialing collect
