Why doesnt steven fuck any of the gems...

Fusion is literally sex.

The staff and some of the stupider fans try to pretend otherwise, but they made it a sex metaphor day one and ran with it until the very end to the point that any claim otherwise is blatantly retarded.

So yes, Steven has fucked all the Crystal Gems individually and in various combinations, and his own dad, and Connie.

Fusions are an allegory for relantioships, not sex.

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Do you think gap between Sardonyx teeths is enough to put penis in?

It would be fun to cum on, at least.

Pearl's a lesbian, and Garnet is a committed relationship. Beyond that, it's Steven basically being Connie's boyfriend, so no slamming Amethyst or the Gems he's recruited.

Pearls bi, and connies basically nonexistent as a character so he can be fucking pearl, peridot, and amethyst all day

Gems have no physical gender. There is no hole to stick his peepee in, unless they shapeshift one.

Then why do they have clothes?
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No, Pearl's pretty hard lesbian up until Steg's power chord shocks the gay right out of her. Regardless of her presence in the series, we've established that Steven considers her "his Connie," and I don't think Greg would have taught him to be a manwhore. Now, if Connie were to break up with him, or present the idea of an open relationship, yeah, I'd believe that scenario.

>No, Pearl's pretty hard lesbian up until Steg's power chord shocks the gay right out of her.
Someone didnt watch mr greg
>Regardless of her presence in the series, we've established that Steven considers her "his Connie," and I don't think Greg would have taught him to be a manwhore. Now, if Connie were to break up with him, or present the idea of an open relationship, yeah, I'd believe that scenario.
Since stevens a free love kind of guy im sure hes in an open relationship enough that hes boning the gems all night.

I did watch Mr. Greg, and that seemed more like a settling of grievances, or building their relationship beyond shared grief or catty disdain. I still don't think he'd present that idea, and Connie would still have to say it's okay.

>I did watch Mr. Greg, and that seemed more like a settling of grievances, or building their relationship beyond shared grief or catty disdain. I still don't think he'd present that idea, and Connie would still have to say it's okay.
Why are you such a buzzkill, dont you like the idea of steven building his own gem harem?

a mouth is a hole

Sure, but not while he's a teenager. That comes after all his human friends and loved ones pass away. Not able to Pink them all, he turns to the relationships that last, and given that so many of them love him to bits, unleashes the Diamond Murdercock he developed upon Gemkind.

>implying he doesn't
Connie went off to space camp immediately after Steven returned from "hot alien women planet". What's his schedule looking like?

Bump

Yeah, there's no chance at all Steven isn't in there fucking clouds on a daily basis

Hey stupid. Garnet is a fusion of 2 lesbian gems. When they arent fused they obsess over each other. So she is a lesbian fused or not.