Are people in Texas really this prudish about Sex Ed class?

what you think all the things we use are made in DC

Yeah, Georgia user here and in high school they used abstinence only education. So sex Ed is really just a horror slide show of untreated STD genitals and never mentioning condoms to students.

To be honest, it’s better this way. Because it’s based in one state, people are more skeptical and likely to question it.

Government institutions created to teach our children are a joke.

Shit I work for a school district and we've spent more money in the last year creating our own police force, increasing the pay of our superintendent, paying the deputy superintendent who's on probation for sexual harrassment, and investigating the sexually harrassment charge than we've spent on actually teaching our children anything. (Here's a fun game, try and guess what state I work in)

Seriously I wouldn't let my kid go to one of those sex Ed classes simply because I know my district would fuck it up.

I got this worksheet every fucking year I started sex ed class and it stopped being an educational thing and started being a "memorize where each term goes on the worksheet" thing.

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They should make a futa version to fuck with all the student's heads

Yes.

i'm from oklahoma and we had this purity ring/abstinence assembly thing every year because our school liked inviting weird people to speak
there was also this chick who played powerpoints about her dead cop son like 2 weeks after he was ran over and some guy who talked to us about JFK's death being a conspiracy. i don't know what the hell was going through our superintendent's mind but it was always a funny outcome

>America, the only place where shooting someone head off is less frowned on than showing some side boob.
Epic wit.

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For context of people who live in civilized countries that actually teach sex ed, when me and my gf started getting hot and heavy for the first time she did not know that girls had a self lubrication process and freaked out thinking something was wrong.

If we can't see the top half of the body, how would we know it's futa?

My only Sex Ed class was like 20 minutes long. They showed us a diagram of a dick, said we're all gonna smell bad soon, and then gave us deodorant samples.

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florida

Wh-what?

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I mean it ain't original but it's true, and I'm saying this an an American.

Remember how the new Mortal Kombat started frowning upon sexier female characters whilst also having so of the more gruesome, tortuous and detailed gore in the game to the point the animators started using Live Leak as inspiration?

You have to admit that's fucking dumb.

People in Tennessee are. I remember our Eighth Grade Science teacher(also a pathologist who was also a cool as fuck dude) having to give us permission slips for our parents to sign for a week long sex ed class.

I remember that most of the kids' parents were cool with it and for the most part it was taught well and most, if not all, of the higher ups were happy with how well it went and professional it was.

I also distinctly remember the few students that DIDN'T get permission to attend the class, either got pregnant or got someone pregnant while in high school. Kinda sad really.

Alabama?

Also, I am really sorry to hear all that. It’s a shame the priorities school superintendents have now.

20 fucking years ago?
Yes.
Admittedly they still aren't at a "normal" level but much better these days.

Futa has vagina. You are thinking of dickgirls.

>be junior in high school
>teacher projects pic related on the whiteboard for sex ed in our PE class
>asks the class what it is
>everyone groans and gets embarrassed and then gets silent
>kid next to me raises his hand
>teacher calls on him
>”an anus?”
>entire class collectively loses their shit and their sides go to the planet Arcturus

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Our school convinced the students that sex was bad but only talked about it in the context of regular vaginal sex so a few months later there was an "oral sex epidemic" and then suddenly there was a new sex ed assembly about how oral sex causes throat cancer.

Had the same thing happen to the kids who didn’t get permission in my school. I’m in a fairly socially liberal area so almost everyone had attended sex ed classes with little drama. A few of the more religious students didn't and, right on cue two years later, I believe two ended up pregnant.

Ding ding ding, I know a little obvious isn't it?

Yeah but the administration being given all the funds and power is par for the course in the school system. A shame me, our teachers, and other facilities staff have to go with out a raise because our retard of a superintendent burnt bridges with the sheriff to provide security for our schools.

>kids get pregnant after not going to sex ed

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you

>Kinda sad really

If only we could figure out why kids who aren't taught safe sex are so much more likely to cause teen pregnancy or spread std's

You know what's sad? I bet that kid STILL remembers that and sometimes wakes up at night thinking about that embarrassing moment.

Yea i was either going to also guess one of the Virginias or carolinas

Knew a Mormon girl in college who was " saving herself until marriage" and she saved her self by only letting guys fuck her ass

Based Mormon degenerate sluts

the only thing to learn about sex: it is for Children. people with genitals are allowed to enjoy it. have it until you produce a baby or prepare to die

violence and gore is fucking based. you just need to grow up until you appreciate it better

Not Texas, but I went to religious schools for elementary through high school (wasn't for the religion aspect but because they were just better than the public schools in my area), and we never got Sex Ed in any form. Closest thing to that was like one presentation on why we should wait for marriage in a high school Health class. Pretty much got sex ed on my own just through finding a book describing the mechanics of sex when I was in 5th grade, and looking up related stuff in the dictionary (and then also piecing stuff together from TV, the internet, etc.).

My schools weren't the type to deny evolution or get super religious though (it was like once a week there'd be a Religion class touching on world religions or various beliefs). It was apparently just sex they were specifically conservative about.

He’s probably drank or pilled himself to death

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It's funny but this is why we have sex ed.
I' not saying I don't enjoy violence. I'm just saying it's a little retarded that beheading are a-okay but a woman with breast larger then a B cup is going over the line.

"Religious schools" is a dumb term now that I look over this. They were Christian schools of various denominations

Liar. You got that from some dumb hentai.

Had a similar moment in a college history class.

> Learning about Nanking
> picture of Japanese soldiers posing with a dead woman skewered on a bayonet
> Omega level neck beard raises hand
> he thought her vagina was another stab wound
> you can hear the pain of stifled laughter from multiple people

Why are the super religious against condoms.
>inb4 Sex before mairrage
I have genuine doubt this was the case for the vast majority of them despite claiming otherwise.

All of my SexEd classes were just reading the textbook of diagrams until class was over and most of my actual knowledge comes from talking about sex in old AOL chatrooms. That was how I learned that girls had a clit and masturbated. In my dumb kid head, I thought it was impossible because they didn't have a dick to stroke.

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Nah, it's a thing with deeply religious girls in the South. Buddies' fratbro roommate told us to always look for girls wearing purity rings at the bars near campus, same deal if they'll go home with you they're anal only

>me at sex ed.
>I thought I going to get laid by a hot teacher.

WHY CALL IT SEX ED WHEN THEY AREN'T PUTTING IN EXAMPLES!

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because. Babies

American here. It's true you know. Video Games and movies are prime examples of this.
We can freely show on air the absolute massacre and mutilation of a park full of innocent men, women, and children, and go FULL HAM on an innocent secretary getting fucking RIPPED TO SHREDS by MULTIPLE TERRIFYING PREDATORY MONSTERS in the newer Jurassic Park movie...

But full frontal nudity showing genitalia is almost never possible.

Or let's look at Mass Effect. A game that features scenes such as; Zombification, mutiliation, human beings being tortured to death and it depicting this, then watching said-humans degenerate into abominations (husks) to tear apart other humans...
Humans being liquified as they scream in agony.

BUT OH LORDY LOO, THAT ALIEN GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE A BLUE HUMAN IS HAVING SEX ON SCREEN? WHAT THE FUCK IS TEH WORLD COMING TOO.

Or or or, the even more obvious video game bait.
>GTA: San Andreas
>Go around murdering everyone and everything
>Stealing, robbing, arson, terrorism
>Cop kill count can be considered an achievement
>No one who played GTA never didn't run over a huge side walk of people, effectively destroying lives, just for a lol
>CJ having sex with a girl he just went on a date with HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR US MAN NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

it's really bullshit

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Read "Humanae Vitae" by Pope Saint Paul VI.

>Tfw First learned about sex through Zone
>tfw I could've grown up to be an normal functioning person if I didn't already gain a porn addiction by the age of 11
Thanks internet.

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There are quite a number of Netflix and HBO shows that have borderline pornographic scenes minus the actual penetrative shot itself. Many of them will even show cocks, but not show it going into a vagina.

Are you sure that's a result of a prudish society and not the result of, "We can't have the actors fuck each other on the set for real, they have to pretend"?

I fucking hate Texans.

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Let's not act like video games DON'T get blamed all the fucking time when some high school kid goes crazy and it's revealed on his Facebook page his favorite game was Call of Duty.

American here. My sex ed class was composed of a frantic, sweaty man desperately trying to get us to understand that if you hold in your pee for too long it will back up into your liver, get into your bloodstream, go into your brain and kill you. That was all that was taught.

Obsessed

stay mad commiefornian

There's also a lot of examples of actors fucking for real, or fake fucking.

But the issue here is that you listed two services that can get away with airing shit that most people can't/won't bitch about.
Netflix is a streaming service that is largely unshackled by American censorship and its belief system.
They're still influenced, mind you, but hardly. They can get away with a lot of shit.

HBO had that bonus too because there was a surge of shit they got away with because it was a subscription service, and people who were getting HBO -knew- they were getting this kind of shit, and no one bitched about it.

However, it's all turning moot as the common view on such things is changing. You brought up Netflix and, even with the reason I just stated, there's a bigger reason why they get away with shit like that.
It's because no one cares too much anymore.
Hell, look at what shows used to [CENSOR] out with the beeps or the black bars only a few years ago. Quite a bit. Now shows on public air are getting away with a lot more and censoring less and less.
I think the only words censored nowadays is like... Fuck, Cunt, and Cock.
Used to be you couldn't say a ton more like dick, shit, asshole/ass, tits, slut, piss, and pussy. Now they're all over, especially on shows like American Dad/Family Guy.

What part of Georgia are you from? I remember the bulk of sex ed being in middle school and it was fairly standard stuff, except for the teacher showing us an unbirthing fetish video. But all I had in high school was a PE teacher who told us to make sure we don't put a condom on inside-out and like three pictures of chlamydia on a slide show.

by the feminine shape of the penis

>I think the only words censored nowadays is like
Adult Swim censors out implicit phrases. It's weird. Like in Venture Brothers, there was some line of dialogue where Monarch says, "I watched my wife suck him dry and then make him eggs the next morning!". They censored out "suck" so it sounded like he was saying fuck him dry and that's what I thought it was until I saw the unbleeped digital purchase version.

The Office on CoziTV also bleeps out strange words. Like Todd Packer was humping characters who bent down to reach for something under their desk, and they kept bleeping out the word "humped". But every phrase a character would use that word when bleeped out sounded like "fuck". As in a character going, "Please make sure no one is humping me back here!". It sounded WORSE when bleeped.

>except for the teacher showing us an unbirthing fetish video

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Get your head out of your ass, you worthless wannabe European.

I mean that shit's a meme, you act like it's honky dory but GTA was constantly under attack for being a murder simulator.
Mortal Kombat was the turning point in the whole necessity of a ratings board, before that there were literal porn games that still didn't need to be rated.
The VIOLENCE GOOD, SEX BAD meme is beyond retarded. America is literally just as upp its ass about violence as sex in media because in the end it's always just some fags on power trips getting self-righteous.

> think this could result in positive outcomes for more on-the-spectrum children who you can tell are going to be failures in 10-20 years unless they get a critical social skill intervention

> realise that it would be immediately (((subverted))) and just be another way of controlling the general population by drugs, entertainment and free sex orgies
> never mind the genetic damage when your country is importing millions of non-humans to dumb down the entire country and keep social security /economic scams running.

maybe texas is right.

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Are you a girl? They didn't even give the guys any samples after their showing back in fifth grade

As I remember, we simply didn't have them, at all.
Also, Hank Hill has his own hangups, he can't mention it without blushing

While I was in high school the Superintendent did something, I forget what, but he was going to be fired, so they have him 200k to resign. I remember because my economic teacher complained about it and rightfully so

>embarrassing
making the entire class laugh seems like more of a win to me.

People laughing at you because you said something dumb seems like bad laughter to me.

you would think so, but it never is

I was under the impression he was trying to be a jokester. If that's the case he probably chuckles about it when he thinks about it.

Schools can pick their textbooks. That's why the commies in California are teaching their kids about trannies while the South is teaching their kids about the War of Northern Aggression. If it was standardized, you'd have revolts.

Schools are the the states' job. The federal government just gives them money in exchange for some contro. No Child Left Behind was the big thing a few years back but it turned into a joke because too many shit holes decided they'd only work on the metrics. You thus had shit schools ONLY teaching kids how to score okay or cheat on a standardized test instead of how to function.

Hank is pure.

Eh, to be fair, I thought babies came from womens' butts.

They also censor asshole into ass**** and goddamn into ***damn

Step one: Tell people they can ONLY have sex if married
Step two: Tell people they can ONLY get married if members of your church
Step three: Tell members of your church that they have to give you money
Step four: Tell members of your church that people who are not members of your church are evil

I'm a christfag, but I don't go to church often because most pastors are Jews. When you pay tithes and offerings, you are literally finding a pastor's BMW.

>Kids know more about guns than their own bodies
They must know fuck all about their own bodies then, considering the amount of ignorance about guns I've seen from the average American

They think condoms encourage promiscuity.

Had to take sex ed 3 times
5th grade: everyone got deodorant and had to watch a video that the teacher fast forwarded through any part that featured genitals
7th grade: bitch dyke teacher rambling about the horrors of cards
9th grade: recap of previous stuff with a video of a birth added

Stds not cards

> There's a new face in the mirror...
> Not a {boy/girl}, not a {man/woman}!

How does it still haunt me

Sex Ed classes are borderline useless. You are better off teaching your own kids.

>be me in 8th grade
>teacher goes over sex ed stuff
>big fat fuck tells us to wear multiple condoms
>tells us you cant pee while having sex? Thanks for letting me know, but Im pretty sure I CAN pee during sex??

Sex while wearing a condom is fucking terrible and I hate it. Id rather go jerk off than have to fuck some chick with a condom on.

>Future baby daddy

With any luck, yes. Id love to meet a QT and have several babbys.

Same reason governments are obsessed with their country's population growth rate. More = good.

>You dont know who i am, but i know where you live and if you make a thread a about sex ed class one more time so help me god!

>Wanting kids

Oh hi, Dale.

In 2006 we had to get a signed permission slip from our parents in order to listen to a 3 day (15 minutes each day) load of shit about abstinence only.
also, our science teacher did not accept evolution was real.

Either yes, or Hank Hill is a stick in the mud even by Texan standards. I don't recall which.

Not in texas but I do live in the states and I remember our Sex Ed class was basically just an abstinence class.

Nah, most people were squeamish about the sex ed. There was a scene where Peggy was talking to other women their age and they never learned the proper terms for their genitals and one woman's experience with sex is just lying still and thinking about flowers while her husband fucked her. Also at the end Bobby was the only kid in his class whose parents signed their permission slip.

This.

The most we did was watch a video of a lady giving birth.