>Meanwhile at the Newly Made and Fresh for everyone Miss Yea Forums Meeting Hall!!
>Also known as The Legion of Doom
Meanwhile at the Newly Made and Fresh for everyone Miss Yea Forums Meeting Hall!!
Tyler Torres
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Levi Taylor
Here’’s your new best friend!
Hunter James
So is this the same place, or is it an identical copy of the place we usually meet?
Easton Carter
Spinel or bust
Justin Lewis
In all honesty, I thought we could at least check out some competition. Maybe trap then here so they won't get nominated. Unfortunately though I didn't make the traps.... fuck. Well I hope you enjoy the meeting. I'm gonna go bowling or something. I don't know.
It's where we usually meet Sinestro. I just made it glow pink to match the occasion. It's like you don't get the memos at all Jackass.
Brody Johnson
Did we have to paint it pink?
Josiah Sullivan
Why does it look like someone covered the base in plastic?
How about the beach?
Your face... disturbs me
Gavin James
i knoww i am six months late to be doing this but fuck it
i might as wwell be dressed appropriately for this evvent
evven wwhen i am not participating
Dominic Morris
Oh man look at that glow I gotta check this place out.
Michael Wright
Were we supposed to dress up?
Zachary Jackson
probably not
but i chose to because i knoww i can make this look wwork better than anyone else
Christian Taylor
You look AMAZING!
Are you suggesting a costume party!?
Liam Sanchez
WHERE OUR BOYFRIENDS AT?
Zachary Campbell
They dead, what you fittin to do about it?
Ayden Jackson
Sup bitches! I have arrived! Ready to be crowned Miss Yea Forums this year.
Thomas Murphy
thank you uni
its nice to see someone appreciates true beauty wwhen they see it
you look disgustingly cute as wwell
not really in the miss Yea Forums thing
but i rather see that fire princess take you the fuck dowwn
Lincoln Ward
Zim could wear it better!
Angel Myers
I wear no costumes, Unikitty!
Your boyfriends are probably downtown. Go there!
Sebastian Robinson
*some shota stumbles upon this base*
What do ?
Matthew Taylor
HmmMMMMmmmmm
Miss Yea Forums is happening soon?
Ah, delightful, yes? Skeksil shall ask friend to provide great feast for legion!
Gabriel Campbell
I've been going over your insurance documents and holy hell are you dorks over paying
Charles Ramirez
oh please
you wwould make barkbeast leavings with pearls stuck on it more attractive than wwhatever you can wwear
Gabriel Mitchell
Is that a gelfling, here of all places?
I shall take it, for it's ESSENCE!
Carson Ross
LEAVE THAT CHILD ALONE YOU FUCKING J00BIRD
Juan Baker
HmmmMMMMMMmmmm, no
Ryder Scott
YOU DUMB FUCKING BIRD IM A MUTANT CHAD AND I HAVE HEALING FACTOR AND I ALSO GOT THESE
Hudson Williams
I don't know what any of those those things you just said are. So I IGNORE THEM! And that buckle makes you look FAT!
Save some essence for Zim, Skeksil! And save his tiny human BRAIN, I can use it for my robot bee control-brain.
We pay for insurance?
Jaxson Taylor
ZIM YOU ? YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF SUBSHITS YOU GREEN PIECE OF INBRED SHIT
Daniel Barnes
No. You over pay. Especially since the health plan her seems to just say 'Walk It Off'
Brayden King
But can foolish wolverine defeat horde of MIGHTY GARTHIM and save child?
HmmmMMMMmmmmmm?
Afraid that draining of essence will leave no brain, friend Zim.
Jayden Jenkins
OH GOOOD KID HIDE SOMEWHERE FROM ALL THESE IDIOT VILLAINS
Joseph Anderson
Anyone here knows how to have your kids fuck off?
Juan Thompson
I thought they all did that. How much are we paying, hyooman?
Eh? Then let Zim remove the brain first! Make essence of the putrid remains.
James Brown
So this is where ye've been meetin? Ahm sure me invitation got lost in the mail, but denna worry, ah'm here now. So, laddies, wots the big scheme? An' how cen ah redirect it to git rid o' Scrooge McDuck?
Luis Green
I’d rather vote for me or Mr fishy man before you
But what about the healing power of kindness?
We are holding a fundraiser!
Samuel Taylor
Look girls. Our male stripper is here!
Lincoln Baker
it makes my acid tract look reely broad and sturdy
also knowwn as thicc for human cultures
so fuck you
i am not fucking fat you small little midget
Jeremiah Miller
GET THE FUCK OUT ASSHOLES
I WANNA GO BACK TO BEATING MY DICK TO MY INTERDIMENSIONAL MOMMY
Colton Torres
Welcome, new friend!
Currently, legion is helping friend Azula win miss Yea Forums
Until then, friend can distract foolish wolverine , yes?
Gavin Thomas
The @#$* did you just call me you little green flesh turd?
Kindness is an out of pocket expense
Oliver Robinson
oops forgot pic
Benjamin Morris
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING BITCH AND HEY PENI WTF ARE YOU DOING ?
WHO TF ARE YOU ?
Nicholas Hill
Oh go fuck yourself Luthor. We're literally hosting a party for the Miss Yea Forums event. Then we can do Mr Yea Forumslympus later and you can give the party your speech about how big your dick is there.
I would be bowling right now but there are tons of boats and cars blocking the way an-
What the fuck is she doing here? I mean yeah all contestants are welcomed but Azula is going to fight her because Peni is going to bit-
....... I did not hire a male stripper. Especially one that young looking.
Henry Johnson
A fundraiser? Perfect! 'ow cin ah help? That deenah involve me actually donatin' anythin', anyway.
I... eh, why don' I leave that to yeh? Ah'm sure yeh've got a good handle in the situation alreadeh.
Mason Thomas
It is I, the Chamberlain, capturing the child, foolish wolverine!
Kayden Brown
N-no sir I need to leave where can I find the exit ?
Oliver Diaz
Lex Luthor? More like Have Sex More!
Joshua Morales
THOSE EYES ARE NOT HUMAN! My mistake. And Zim is no "turd!"
I am no midget, I'm standard invader-size, gill-breath! And there's a thin line between thicc and fat!
Manta! Don't let that child escape! I require his brain for my experi--I mean, OUR FUNDRAISER.
Christian Howard
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU JOOBIRD EAT DIRT BERSERKER RAAAAAAAGE
Luke Brown
Looking for exit, hmmmmMmmm?
Let friend Skeksil show you way, gelf- childling
Landon Green
Oh no I'm fine by myself I can find someone
Kevin Williams
Zim? I've heard of you. 'UsernameGirPasswordCupcakes' says you're a mess.
Adam Richardson
My wall of MIGHTY GARTHIM shall protect me!
Foolish wolverine cannot kill all of them in time to save child, yes?
But the child is for draining ESSENCE!
Situation is.. complicated. If friend help, Chamberlain shall bestow a gift not of Earth!
Wyatt Perez
Get out of here, Geezer!
Ethan Ross
evven if i wwere to render myself to somefin familiar
you wwill still be short as fuck
aquatic creatures hafin enough meat on their bodies is a good sign
its not fat
but beauty
Chase Morgan
Oh, but Chamberlain insist! All Chamberlain wishes to do is help, yes?
Luke Howard
*Theme starts to play*
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*Loud noises starts to echo*
*Loud stomps gets louder each second*
Cameron Reyes
Uhh I don't like the way you speak I'm going to leave by myself and maybe find my friends or something
Luke Gonzalez
AH TOLD YEH T'WAIT IN THE CAR!
I... not of Earth, y'say? ... Alright, gimme a minute, I need t'think of a scheme...
Samuel Cruz
FUCK I'M LATE
We're continuing the cheese-drunk thing, right, Zim user?
(Purple giggles a bit)
Ya-know, Re', I...you know... now tha' su'uh the excess "cheese" is ou'uh m'system, and th'nausea's mostly gone, I rea'ize, I kinda feel... *hic!* I feel pretty fuh'ing amazin... (his sentence trails off into him giggling like an idiot)
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Uh... Zim?
You didn't mention anything like this being a symptom of too much cheese.
Lucas Allen
Don’t tell me what to do!
Ethan James
Bakageta josō. Can't you see this contests is for women only?! It's not like you two idiots have a fair chance of winning.
Sebastian Rivera
Ungrateful little... OY! WOLVERINE! COME GIT THE TASTY TURKEH!
Hudson Hall
Wait- sea boy, what the fuck are you wearing?
Christian Harris
You tell him Fishy man!
Good luck little guy. Feel free to take a cupcake off the desk on your way out
Hay! Be nice to fishy man he is just trying to be himself!
Nathan Wright
SHUT UP FURRIE *slashes glomduck's arms*
Anthony Ward
Oh thank you this cupcake is deli- WAIT A SECOND ? WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THOSE CUPCAKES ?
Chase Peterson
ZIIIIIM is no MESS! However, I *do* need to change that password. And probably never let GIR touch the computers again.
Noooonsense, my Skeksis friend, the REST of the boy is for essence. His brain is for IRKEN RESEARCH.
You have enough meat to make a fine filet, smelly fish-goblin, BUT NO MORE!
We will see about that, Spider brat! ZIM will win this Miss Yea Forums event, AND Mr Yea Forumslympus! Then we shall see who is BEAUTIFUL.
Camden Garcia
AH DINNAH THINK THIS THROUGH GIT 'IM SHARKBOMB
Jordan Russell
We've looked there already! Please Mr.Alien, I can't live without my Riki-poo...
Dylan Williams
Why do you hurt Chamberlain so?
All I wish is to help, yet gelf- child keeps hurting me!
And here am I, worrying that child might run into dangerous animals when he finds exit!
Sad, so sad!
Sebastian Howard
(Above)
“Pelican noises”
...
“Small explosion”
“(muffled) oh shit!”
Benjamin Myers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED IN BY A MUTANT CHAD
THATS WHAT YOU GET HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW ON MY WAY TO GET THAT DAMN CHILD FIND HIS MOMMIE FOR UHHHHHHHHHH
Wyatt Turner
He says you couldn't invade your way out of a paper bag.
Evan Perez
Asher Bailey
Unless friend Zim can find way to keep boy alive without brain, the not-gelfling shall be solely for ESSENCE!
Jonathan Rivera
Get these girls out of here, dammit.
Alexander Cooper
Says the contestant who lost in the first round to someone who looked more like a boy than a girl.
Yes! Our stripper is finally knocked out cold!! Get him girls!
Yeah good luck trying to get Tourneyanon to let you in
Julian Richardson
What? I didn’t do anything! I just found them in a bag labeled secret stash!
Be fair! If the paper bag was wet I bet he could get out!
Tyler Allen
wwell sorry for tryin to dress appropriately for such an evvent like this
wwhy else this wwhole base be flashing pink right noww
its like you wwont alloww any fun for others
or wwould you be wworried if guys like us can pull this shit better than someone born from eastern alternia
no matter
i wwant that princess azula to burn you that not evven irons in the fire could match up the intense heat
you can call me eridan if you like
or at least eri for this occasion
i vvaguely remember wwearing something like this around march
but i am beautiful as fuck wwith this look
do you think your purple companion can wwork something like this
something about him or his voice seems to be that type
i dont knoww wwhy
plenty enough than your height could evven reach
Joseph Ortiz
(The pelican is heading towards the ground, it is going to crash... into the Legion!)
Nyyoooooom
Hudson Cruz
AH, BOY IS UMCONSCIOUS, I SHALL TAKE HIM FOR THE ESSENCE!
Your work was quite... Needed, friend, Chamberlain shall find you a gift from the world of Thra
Liam Cruz
OH NOOOOOO DOOOOOONT TOUCH THAT DAMN CHIIIILD
Bentley Rodriguez
Fuck off!
Samuel Williams
No please don't touch me leave me alone please help me
Parker Barnes
Nyooooooooooom
(The pelican continues its descent)
Hudson Parker
Quick, disintigrate that aircraft immediately!
Ryan Brown
Doubtful
Robert Gray
Yeah, sure thing. Better late than never!
You never asked, my Tallest. But FEAR NOT, for Zim knows these symptoms. After much cheese, it seems our squeedlyspooches struggle to process the Urth "dare-ee" products, and it cuts off some brain function or other. It wears off! Just, eh... keep the bucket on standby.
Perhaps your love-pig is around. Tell me, does he have a brain he can spare? I require one.
EH? GIR would never say such a thing! Or WOULD HE?!
You're smelly! Fishy... fish... fish-monste--ah, forget it. I WILL STILL DEFEAT YOU. After all, Parker will get me into the competition, won't you ?
Eli Rogers
NOOOOOOO *cuts one of his arms and mortally wounded Chamberlain*
Charles Sanchez
Nyoooooooooooooom
Noah Clark
DON'T BACK-SASS ME BOY!
It better be good... I wanna be able t' rub Scrooge's face in it. 'specially if it'll eat his face.
Christopher Baker
Very well, obstinate child, Skeksil tried to be civil, but no-
Wait.. what is sound? Chamberlain does not like that sou-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Owen Ortiz
Okay, okAY, SHEESH. I'll just take a SLIVER of brain. The frontal cortex, nothing important. Then you have your essence.
I'm trying, I-
What's that?
Jeremiah Foster
Don't worry child I'm here for your protection come with me
Robert Brooks
Oh for godness sake!
FINE I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS BULL SHIT!!
I'MMA FIRING MAH LAZAR!!!
Brody Gonzalez
Just leave him alone Kyoko, I don't think he-
Oh, he did respond. AND he's a creeper.
Look I'm pretty sure I could go and bash some brains around if you want, but only if you have a lead to where my Kunio is
What's this dork bragging on about? And what's with the get-up?
Colton Nguyen
THATS WHAT YOU GET FUCKING JOOBIRD
Logan Flores
EYYY!
Jose Garcia
Oh thank you, who are you ?
David Collins
Let me help you, Manta. TASTE IRKEN PLASMA, FILTHY HYOOMAN VESSEL!
>the blaster jams
Parker Morgan
(the pelican doesn’t slow down, however you managed to blow off a wing... on a side note the whole ship is now on fire)
(Flaming) nyoooooooom
Levi Baker
EYYY EYY!
Jaxon Ross
This larp thread is pretty gay. Wheres the meatwad poster hes funny at least.
Cameron Wood
THAT'S RIGHT!
I'M BLOWING UP THE SHIP!
IT'S ALL GOING TO BE DISINTEGRATING IN A FEW SECONDS!!
THIS WILL BE MY SUPER CRIME OF THE MONTH FUCKERS!!
AH HA HA HA!
Adrian Ortiz
Nyoooooo....
Luke Thomas
IM WOLVERINE BUB AND IM HERE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THESE DEGENERATE FAGGOTS TAKE MY HAND AND I SHALL LEAD YOU TO ESCAPE AND MAYBE FIND THE COPS OR SOMETHING IDK
Julian Young
(Purple continues to laugh)
HA, you'res s'cha fuck-up, Zim, I love ya...
Wai... Tha'... tha' came out wrong...
Oh, fuck yeah, lez try i'! Ya got any spare ou'fits?
Aiden Evans
AAAAAAAAAAA, SKEKSIL'S ARM, SKEKSIL'S-
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THIRD ARM HAS BEEN CUT, HOW SHALL I EVER KEEP GREAT SKEKSIL POSTURE NOW?
Carson Gutierrez
BAM!!!!
Levi Gonzalez
A crashin' pelican... Ah'm gettin' the weirdest feelin' o' deja-vu...
Joseph Clark
HAHA WHAAAT ?
John Richardson
Can’t blame Unikitty for people being blind to true beauty and rather have jailbait
So is this a new you kind of thing? Are we all going back to sensitively training if you complain?
EYY
Christopher Allen
Skeksis have four arms, foolish wolverine
Very foolish to not know, yes?
Dominic Gray
Right here boy. Been drinking in the back. Doctors telling me I oughta quit but you know I don’t play like that.
Daniel Jenkins
Is this little shit your kid? Just poison him and watch him let himself die, that's what I did with mine.
Christian Roberts
EYYY MAN YOUR SHOW ROCKS BUT CAN YOU DISTRACT CHAMBERLAIN AWAY FROM ME AND THAT KID ?
Jose Gray
What does this Kunio look like? Is it that human in the jacket? Does he "eyy?"
I love you too, my Tallest. I love you too. How COULDN'T you love ZIM?
>to Red
Tallest Purple can't handle his cheese, can he, Red?
Spare a drink for Irk's finest, meat-sphere?
Christian Wright
Well, there goes Jersey.
William Brooks
SHIIIIIIT AT LEAST I CAN CUT YOU AND YOUR MIDGET GREEN FRIEND TOO YOU CANNOT TOUCH THAT DAMN CHILD
Henry Sanders
nyges i havve some spares you could use
>*pulls out some dress and makeup bag from sylladex*
feel free to add some makeup on as wwell
wwe need to showw evveryone that shades of vviolet and purple are prettiest of them all
its only for this evvent and probably next march
i can go back to my old clothes next wweek so dont wworry about it
Owen Brown
AnD ThaT iS hOW yOu AcE a LaNDiNg MR pReSideNt... GoOdnIgHT EvErYoNe!
(Passes out)
Parker Cox
Tear it up
Andrew Gonzalez
Who are you calling little shit, lardass?
I don't know. Maybe pay your debts or have something to do with your life other than walking around showing off
Xavier Barnes
Wolverine what should I do now ?
Aiden Sanders
R-Riki-poo?
Kevin Reed
Good job... you accomplished nothing.
Yeah.... not helping you two.
She still lost and I'm going to make it farther than her.
It's my school uniform bitch.... hold on.
I thought Yea Forumstards weren't allowed in our competition. On our board in general. So what the fuck are these two doing here?
Aiden Cook
DONT WORRY CHILD IM HERE TO PROTECT YOU BUB DONT WORRY
Jace Thompson
Listen Meatball, don't make me tell that Milkshake about what you did last night before making quips at me
He does not "Eyy"! If anything, he looks more like Riki
Keywords being LOOKS LIKE RIKI, Kyoko
Holy shit, a talking duck
Ryan Butler
Oh, by the way, as a token o' favor to th' Legion, ah had a new mural installed. It should really brighten th'place up, ah hope yeh like it.
Lincoln Anderson
EYYYYYY
Eyy?
Eyy~
Noah Carter
Excuse you, ah'm a SCOTTISH talkin' duck! I'm THE Scottish talkin' duck!
Joseph Powell
Did you move my Taco Bell poster for that?
Connor James
DISTRACT THAT FILTHY JOOBIRD NOOOOOOOOW
Ryder Fisher
He... really can't, can he?
I've never seen anything like it...
(He gets up and stumbles over, grabbing the dress and make-up)
(He's swaying and looks like he's about to fall over any second)
D'ya have an' antennae curlers?
Alexander Watson
Nay, et's over there, dennah worry.
Adam Martinez
MEATMAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRICKIN POOL?
Benjamin Barnes
Perfect. What IS this concoction, meaty companion? It looks quite serviceable to the Irken palate.
I think the two are lost, Parker. I'm more concerned with the jacketed human and his POOFY HAIR.
DO NOT EYY AT ME.
Perhaps, if I may probe your mind for a visual on this "Kunio" person, I may help you find him. It only requires but a SLIVER of brain.
It could use more Irken markings, duck. But otherwise acceptable. Better than GIR's hhhhIDEOUS dog portrait.
Be forewarned, my Tallest, that Purple may be more... affectionate than usual. Watch him closely. Very closely!
Isaac Lopez
If anything happened to it, Imma flip
I took a bath and you gonna let me keep on doing that, less I bring Hand Banana up in your business.
Chocolate Vodka Martini
Josiah White
its amazin that you are still takin all the time talkin to us instead of say-fin the shit talk on friday
you must reely care a lot if one of us can pose a threat to a little wwriggler like you
luck may not matter on the 13th but i hope all the rotten luck hits you hard
i do
>*takes out iron curler*
it should wwork the same
if its pain then thats a good sign too
cant get beauty wwithout a little pain here and there
Ryan Taylor
Uh... What do you mean by that?
Gavin Young
Delicious! The human chocolate is at least edible. Somewhat.
Best that you don't know, my Tallest.
Tyler Campbell
Wolverine we're outside the base what should we do ?
Christopher Thomas
DONT WORRY KID I HAVE A GUNDAM NOW FOLLOW ME
Lucas Sullivan
(Wakes up)
Helllllloooooo everyone... hehe... hehe... heyyyyy Zi...Zi... oh ZIM... hiiiiii... hehe... uhhhh... did you always have... one... no two identical twins... hehe
Levi Edwards
...Eyy...
Eyyyy!
*natures plays "Hound Dog" by Elvis at my command*
Eyyyyy!
Christian Lewis
Perhaps Chamberlain bite more than can chew, yes?
There will be many more not-Gelflings to drain for essence later, best not die now
Brayden James
OH THANK YOU HERES A GOODBYE EYYYYYYY NOW BYE
Asher Morris
Hi!
Leo Bennett
Who's that guy and how old you are and how did you get that gundam ?
Nathaniel Smith
THOSE IRKENS ARE NOT ME! I am me!
Whe... where is that music coming from?
James Collins
You sound more like an African than a Scotsman to me...But then again, I can only tell accents based on movies...
I'm not here for competition, I just want to check if anyone's seen my babe. And hey if Sonic's allowed in here, who says we can't?
Hard pass.
Chase Walker
>Who's that guy
SOME GUY FROM A FAMOUS TV SHOW FROM THE 70S
>how old you are ?
KID, IT'S A LOOOOONG STORY ILL EXPLAIN TO YA BUB
>How did you get that gundam ?
I GOT IT FROM THE /M/USAI BASE IN SPACE BUB
Noah Jones
Then why are they moving with you... hehe... my head hurts
Anthony Ortiz
Ok then I'm from Japan and I recently moved here to America sooooo....
Matthew Cook
I AM SCOTTISH! LOOK AT ME HAT! AN' ME KILT! AN' ME SPATS! If you want a fake Scotsman, jus' look at Scrooge! He dennah even wear a kilt!
Grayson Taylor
THATS GREAT NOW LETS LEAVE THIS PLACE
*launches outside the base* WEEEEEEEEE I LOVE THIS THING
Jaxon Clark
Hey, cut it out. He's just a kid, and a very cute weird meatball kid at that.
Now that you say it, I do notice he isn't
But he DOES have such a wisdom in his words
Pffft, look at this du', he thinks he's scottish for wearing skirts
Hey, weren't you in that game with the funny skeleton?
Jaxon Wood
Your babe? Someone or something cares about you?
So what does that black crystal thing do?
You look French to me
Julian Morris
Zim... I ORDER you to tell me.
Luke Cook
Sayyy can I play some music ?
Andrew Ortiz
Eyy!!!
Eyy!
*puts a hand in your shoulder*
Eyy...
Michael Gray
SURE THING BUB CHOOSE
Isaiah Walker
Crystal of Truth is life of Thra
Very complicated, yes?
Best leave Skektek to such things, friend
Brandon Harris
Alright
*plays some zoomer rap song or some shit*
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Jacob Russell
What? Jealous that you're the only one here without love, lego man?
See, even the poofy guy says it
I've never seen Wolverine act so...Enthusiastic
Joshua Sanchez
I'LL SHOW YOU FRENCH YEH BLOCKHEAD! I'LL-
... Ach, yer' righ, Fonz. Truely yeh know jus' wha' teh say in th'most tryin' o' times.
Jordan Hernandez
Ahh, well. Does your friend want to donate her brain? You know, for, ehh... science, or whatever?
He looks Jamaican to me.
EHHH?
My Tallest, there is nothing to worry about! Nothiiiiing at all! Chocolate dipping snack? I obtained it from the Meatwad.
>he offers the glass and an Irken sugar dipstick
Jordan Diaz
You know what fuck this place. It's no fun at all. I'll see you all on Friday.
Joshua Thompson
Meant to be me, Misakoposter
Joshua Wright
I dunno... mayyyyyyyube maybe... mayyyybe... may be... hehe that word sounds funny... why is the world spinning
Eli Hernandez
KIIIIID WTF IS CRAPPY MUSIC LET ME CHOOSE MINE BUUUB
*Wolverine plays another much better music*
youtu.be
NOW THIS IS REAL MUSIC KID
Jason Ortiz
The Parker child may be right. We're far too busy with nothing of DIRE IMPORTANCE! What about the fundraiser? What of Zim's Legion of Fooooood?! We will never have enough to rig--I mean AID AZULA in the Miss Yea Forums competition!
Sebastian Rivera
What would you know, anyweh? Yer not even from this planet!
Nicholas Garcia
Alright I'll tell you about the directions it's In some American town near that mansion or something
Levi Turner
Eyy?... EYY!
Ian Parker
such a pity she had to go
but maybe its better to wwait for friday for the reel wwar to start
Nathan Allen
Aye, let's get back t'the fundraiser, so I cen steal the proceeds an' win me bet with Scrooge.
Colton Stewart
YOU MEAN THE X-MANSION ? I LILVE IN THAT MANSION TOO BUB
Jose Fisher
...the Chamberlain originally thought friend was from Britain.
Perhaps was not smart to admit such, yes?
Does Friend Chara need glass of water? Or other help?
Perhaps if friends offer images of loved ones, would be easier for legion to search, yes?
Levi Green
Oh... hiiii theeeere... my name’s Chara... I mean Chara... yeah Chara. I forgot to saaaaay high earlier... are you new... hehe neeeeeeeeew
Dominic Hughes
I have a Unikitty
And a Baguette Croissant to you good sir
Not even a hint? Can it shoot lasers?
Luke Long
Really ? That's cool you can visit to my house anytime if you want
Ryder Perry
Gems. What a disgusting race. Taking and using up all the resources found on the planets they conquer, and they're dwindling in the resources that they already have. Your kind burns through resources longer than they can be replaced.
I'll be sure to have 100% of your population wiped out in my 50% annihilation of all life.
Nathaniel Wilson
SURE THING BUB WAAAAAIT I FEEL DIZZY ?
Connor Hill
Me too, I could be that cupcake mmm I feel weird wolverine
Samuel Baker
Nah maaaaaan... If anyone needs yo get wateeer it’s you... soooooo... just ashking... asking...what’s it like having five heads duuuuuuude?
Benjamin Perry
Yessss, of course... Friday is a perfect day for VICTORYYYY!
Yes, yes. I procured the Poop bars for selling. GIR is safely locked away in the Legion's di-a-BOLICAL broom closet to prevent him from eating them all. What have you brought, loud vaguely European duck?
Chara, have you consumed too much cheese?!
Nolan Moore
Oh yeah, its that Undertale guy who's in the Smash game!
Hmph, even Mami is nicer than you are
And I think you annoyed the nice jacket man
Nathan Hall
Are the women finally gone?
Luke Ramirez
Skeksil not know much of how Crystal of Truth works, only know that it gives ESSENCE, and it can also take ESSENCE
Perhaps that is how Crystal is conduit of life, yes?
Hmmmmmmmm
Half of all life? Surely you would not wipe out Skeksis or other creatures of Thra, yes?
We are self sufficient!
Eli Johnson
YEAAAAH ME TOOOOO BUUUUB
*both felt unconscious and fell on each other*
Ian Wood
I keep forgetting my image
Jason Bell
Sure, whatever
(He takes them both)
(Sticking the stick in his mouth, he examines the glass)
...What's this? It looks gross...
Hey, human kid, are you okay?
"Cha-ra" is a human, I don't think the cheese would effect her... him..?
Wait which is it again?
Liam Brooks
Naw Ziiiim... I just got liiiike this for being too awwwesome... like so I was flying this thing called a pelican... and then I wasn’t... and then something touched my head... liiiiiike touched it reeeeaaaaaly hard... and I think Obama was there... and then I woke up on the floor
Jacob Smith
i havve been here for some time
i am not sure wwhat is wwrong with your speech
havve you been drinking in soporific elixir that you humans partake in
i dont recall seeing young ones like you drink it
mostly the larger older ones
Benjamin Morris
Fonz! I-it’s your old pal, Richie. E-ever s-since the war I felt like I d-don’t see you anymore. Did you know my sister died from a drug addiction? W-where were you Fonzie?
Lincoln Perez
Do not forget, that Skeksil has brought fruit from Thra!
Is friend afraid of women? Quite a strange fear, yes?
No friend, Skeksil not have five heads, only four, HA!
But best if Friend Chara lay do- or not, perhaps it is best that friend Chara stand
Christian Campbell
Outside of Gems and the select few that I'd make sure died so they couldn't undo my plans? My snap is completely 50/50 chance. Just hope you're lucky.
I usually double check to make sure I've got my image.
Christopher Ross
I.. eh, dinnah know I was supposed t'bring anythin'... eh...
Oh! Ah got et! Ah brought th'most powerful weapon of all! Brand recognition! If we sell everythin' under the Glomgold Industries brand, it'll be sure t'sell, even at a premium price! How d'ye think ah got t'be the second richest duck in th'world?
Matthew Hall
No, Mysterio, they're still here.
The beef chunk said it was "chocolate vodka mar-tee-nee." I don't know what it is! But chocolate hasn't harmed me yet, my Tallest, so I'm sure the vodk--AEEUGHH, NO WAIT! DON'T TRY TOO MUCH, IT BURNS!
>Zim slaps the drink from Red's hand hastily.
Noah Davis
E-e-eyyyyy?...
EY!
Landon Morales
I don't have a great track record with women.
I figured.
Jeremiah Brooks
Hmmmmm... hmmm... hmm hmm... should I go see the doctor
Brody Richardson
I feel like we ended up in a thread filled with wannabe-villain losers, Kyoko...
Especially this guy, I feel like he's one of those "Incels" the internet keep talking about
Did he say something about Riki?! Where?!
Jose Hughes
But what if you snap yourself?
I’m so glad you’re willing to help raise money for my happy camps!
Apparently are insurance is terrible
Jayden Lee
GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!?
Carter Sullivan
Yes, luck...
Perhaps it best ask Skektek if the crystal of truth can exempt skeksis from such thing...
HmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Such a shame, such a shame
Yes, friend Chara, you must seek doctor soon
Joshua Jones
Perhaps you should lie down, Chara! Lie down with plenty of water. And, if it turns out that you may never get better, consider donating your newly-damaged brain to ZIM, for... research purposes!
If Glomgold Industries is so big, surely you have something we can bring to this fundraiser. Tell me of your wares, duck. Tell meeeee.
Did you bring anything for the fundraiser? Maybe use your illusionary skills to bring us many investors?
Good! The fruit, the Poop, it is all a start...
Eyy-ing hyooman, you will provide the music and festivities. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED!
Oliver Diaz
Oh... thaaaaaaats ooook. I know a reallllly gooood Doctor... I think... buuuuut heeeees kinda meaaaan... should I go anyway?
Nathaniel White
GIR?!?! How did you escape the closet? I locked the door! And those waffles had better be soapLEEESSSS!
Alexander Reyes
Why am I always fucking late? this building needs bigger doors!
Jaxson Robinson
Villain? Chamberlain is not villain, is friend, yes?
Robert Murphy
I MADE THEM WITH LOVE AND MUSTARD!
Elijah Cruz
Oh wait... nevermind... thaaaaanks ziiiimmmm... I neever liked the oter guy annnywaaaay... heeee alllllwaaays maaaade me wear uncomfortable dresses... oookkk I’m gonna lay dowwwwn now
(Slumps down unconscious)
Chase Anderson
EYyYy!
Luis Moore
Eh... well eh... i-it's hard t'pick just one, we've got so many quality products. Besides, th' product dennah really matter, we could be sellin' mud and it'd still sell as long as it had my name on et!
Yeah, righ', happy camps. Ah know ah'll be happy once we raise all the money!
Jose Lewis
*Pokes body with stick*
Jeremiah Brown
Guys I think Fonzie wants to say something...
Logan Robinson
... I'm not cleaning that up, you knOH, PURPLE, WHAT THE FUCK.
(P)
How does't look..?
Levi Barnes
Eli Butler
YOU LOOK PRETTY!
Adrian Clark
hmmm
you look wwonderful
Connor Hill
I have half a mind to start gravity beaming everything in sight right this moment
Andrew Roberts
I may be The Mad Titan, but I'm not retarded. No shit I'd exempt myself from the Snap.
You seem cool. Best of luck.
Just smash your own way in Ghidorah. It's not like the damages that happen here actually stay.
Elijah Gomez
M-masaka?
Easton Phillips
Since Lex is going crazy with his new girlfriend, can you be the new rich guy we mooch off of?
John Ross
CHICKEN!!
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
Luke Cruz
Zim please Get your annoying robot under control before we all do something we might regret
Adam Edwards
You touch me money an' I'll be turnin' yeh into haggis, ye great pile o' mincemeat.
Nolan Williams
You gonna what boy?
Nathaniel Taylor
WELLLL, I guess Chara's dead. That's one less villain for the Legion.
I think we have some leftovers in the Legion fridge. Go slap a logo on them and sell them. SELL THEM ALL!
GIR, a proper burial is in order. Shoot Chara into space, it's what he always wanted. Or... she... or whoever.
Of course not, my Tallest, I'll have GIR cle--AAAAUGH, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO PURPLE?!?
GIR won't eat you, Ghidora. He only eats small, garden variety house pets. Sometimes!
Josiah Gonzalez
I JUST SHOT A PUG INTO SPACE.
Cooper Mitchell
OKAY MASHTAH!
*picks up Chara and tries to flush them down the toilet*
Justin White
i would be more concerned with what i might end up eating if you catch my drift
Ryan Cooper
Zim get that robot under control before I crush it's massive head.
That won't work. This meatball's kind is of such strange properties even Mistress Death hasn't figured them out. But dammit, she's coming for them when she does...
Jason Adams
She coming for the meat, grapey boy. Go sit in your chair, maybe we might let you watch.
Christian Price
You don't wanna' eat GIR, he's gaimy.
I'm working on it! GIR is a verrrry advanced model with COMPLEXITY YOU COULD NEVER COMPREHEND! But Zim is trained for this. Watch me control my SIR unit with ease, Titan, and TREMBLEEE!
GIR! I *command* you to stop this instant. OBEY YOUR MASTER!
Landon Cox
I... I was jus' jokin'! What's an idle threat b'tween fellow Legion members, righ'?
Perfect! "Glomgold Brand Pre-Leftovers"! Perfect for those pinin' for their ol' college days of livin' offa scraps! They'll be a hit!
Keep me in the loop, would yeh? An' hey, if you're lookin for names fer yer list, Scrooge McDuck's th' biggest resource hog out there. He's got a bin o' money an' everythin'!
Oliver Johnson
SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG!
Connor Howard
Alright, I'm here now. The fuck did I miss?
Hudson Jackson
I'd kill you if it were possible Meatwad. But no matter, Mistress Death would never stoop so low as to fuck a meatball.
I'm watching, and nothing's happening. It's still the same annoying paint can.
I'll keep him in mind...
Stay the fuck away from me...
Lucas Brown
I'M SOWWY.
Josiah Lewis
Count yourself luck that the Irken-Ghidorahn treaty prevents agressive action between us
Zim's retarded robot is being annoying as usual even Kevin is more tolerable
Wyatt Foster
Skeksil attempted to drain human child of essence but was stopped by foolish wolverine
Friend Chara died in plane accident
New friend Glomgold arrived
Isaiah Hill
>Can't be nominated
Robert Allen
that peni human had vvisited us
wwasting time and energy to check on us
it is nice she cares about us i say
friday is going to be hell for her
Carson Ross
It’s a good look for you!
But what if you snap someone and that ends up killing more people? Like if the pilots of a plane snap so it crashes killing everyone. You’ll end up killing more then half
Everyone is dressing pretty!
Benjamin Sanchez
Thanks, guys!
Fish ki'gave m' aome ma'up n stuff..!
Elijah Cooper
I MADE WAFFLES!
Grayson Perry
You guys got any spare thermite?
Samuel Gray
Spare what now?
Cooper Flores
MASTAH!
*points toward overflowing toilet with a foot stick out of it*
THE FLUSHY THING! IT WON'T FLUSH!
Oliver Walker
Either way, people die, and Mistress Death is satisfied.
I arrived late as well, so I'm not sure myself.
I'm gathering the Infinity Stones for a Snap. You have any requests?
Brayden Ortiz
get rid of godzilla
Chase Ross
Make all these other aliens stop dressing in drag, it's my thing
Jonathan Hernandez
Get me a pizza
Juan Smith
Is erasing half of life truly best way to conserve resource?
Would it not be best to kill and turn into food? It would be shame to waste such meat, and essenceyes?
HmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmm?
Oh, and chamberlain would be grateful if friend Thanos killed Skekung
Carson Parker
The treaty will prove useful in the future, Ghidora. I'm sure that your kind has plenty of new snacking options, yes?
Sorry doesn't cut it, GIR, I--
>stalls, then reaches to fish Chara out of the toilet by the leg.
There. AS I WAS SAYING, sorry isn't good enough! I need to see IMMEDIATE improvement! So do not bother the Thanos anymore!
Snap us some more snacks!
You just missed some new arrivals. You missed nothing important!
David Butler
killing half the universe just means there's only half as many people left to terrorize I don't get the appeal
I usually just eat people. Not that I even really need to eat that often I just find their scream of terror entertaining
Tyler Watson
I can see that, Purple. The curlee antennae are a nice touch.
Daniel Brooks
Well then, guess you guys have been having some fun on your own. Meanwhile, Ive been stuck running interference.
Jaxson Jenkins
Godzilla is the one KEEPING Balance Ghidorah. You're the alien that wasn't supposed to be there.
The Infinity Gems are objects of Godly power! Using them just to make snacks would be an insult!
But fine.
Finally, an actual request.
I agree, I'm sick of traps as well.
I'll keep all this in mind when I get all the stones. Right now I've got two of them...
Alexander Flores
If that gauntlet can do anything why not just snap death into loving you? Why half of life anyway? Go big or go home and kill everything
How so?
Brayden Gonzalez
I was keeping 'Lord' Providence from making contact with Apokolips. For obvious reasons.
By the way: did you know Darkseid has a collection of flayed, eternally screaming birds in one of his dungeons? Because he does.
Samuel Brooks
What kind of interference? Is there danger? Is it... the Dib!?
Eugh! Human meat is poison to us Irkens. You may have as much as you wish AFTER I rule the planet!
Yesss, perfect. With more snacks, my Tallest will be forced to wait out their time here in the Legion!
Cooper Watson
my balance will be better than his ever was look at what the human hav done to earth under his "watch"
Carter Lee
YES MASTER! I OBEY!
*eyes turn blue*
IMMA EATTA MILLION PIZZAS!
Jace Bailey
I don't know what I expected.
Lucas Hughes
What was that about being FORCED to wait out our time here?
How dare you? Snacks are far greater than any pebble.
Jace Bennett
>teleporting from chair to chair
Not a single comfy seat in the place. Tch.
Gabriel Sullivan
Well, with Friend Chara dead, foolish wolverine escape, and friend Thanos met, Chamberlain has had fill of fun
Must go to rest now, yes?
HmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmm
Ryan Gray
Hey I don't mean to interrupt anything but I have 250 meat lovers pizzas for a "GIR?"
Levi Bell
Then there would be no actual reward. If Death is going to return my affection, then it will be EARNED. She desired me to kill half of all life, and that is what I will do.
I hope your ship turns to the left Irken.
When you took Godzilla's place as King you just began destroying everything. That isn't balance, that's chaos.
Leo Nguyen
Godammit.
Nolan Price
I'd be happy with it turning if it at least means we get to GO somewhere.
Nothing on The Massive is fucking working
Easton Moore
The damage was too far gone me and the Titans need to wipe the slate clean of humans for a better world to be reborn from their ashes. for a man who wants to kill half the universe you apparently lack conviction to do what needs to be done
Matthew Cooper
Ohh, nothing, my Tallest. Nothing at all. Eheheheh.
Sleep well, Skeksis. Essence can be obtained another day.
Create one yourself, shapeshifting godling. If you can.
There will be no tip for you, pizza delivery DRONE.
Carter Sanders
*Munch!* *Chew!* *Crunch!* *Smack!*
Sebastian Garcia
Oh, no, Zim doesn't count. You can do whatever you want with him once we get off this planet. We just need someone who knows whats safe and what's not for us on this shithole.
Adrian Fisher
Zim, you better stop keeping things from me, or else there's going to be a problem.
First, you wouldn't tell me what you meant about Purple being more "affectionate than usual" and now you seem to be plotting against us behind our back.
I'm beginning to question your loyalty to us, ZIM.
Angel Taylor
have you Irkens ever met another of my species I swear it's been forever since i've found one I mean I know we are relatively few in number but still
Dylan Carter
ehh... no
I think I'd remember if I did
Aiden Morgan
>his antennae droop slightly downward
>perhaps his caginess was a bit too much lately
>but who could blame him? His Tallests were HERE, for a change! He could prove himself!
My Tallest! My loyalty is not in doubt, I-I assure you. I can tell you anything you need to know, I swear! Please do not doubt my unwavering loyalty!
Connor Scott
fair enough but still it makes me wonder how my old brother Desghidorah is doing. I know mom and dad are both terrorizing another galaxy on honeymoon. But I would kill to meet a female one of these days, one with a nice big crest on her heads perhaps i could cement my legacy and... *begins to drift into eldritch alien kaiju romantic fantasies*
Liam Kelly
I've seen bigger shitholes than Earth recover fine from a good Culling.
If it gets rid of you, then
>Earth's water
>the preservatives kept in most Earth meats.
Connor Thomas
That's more like it.
So, Zim...
Are you purposefully keeping us here, and what are you hiding from me about Purple's condition?
It's obviously more than that, look at how fucked up Purp got from eating the cheese
David Rodriguez
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Sebastian Hughes
...And when it's all said and done she'll lay her leg in the core of a dying star and then my spawn will explode out in an unmatched display of beauty
Juan Martinez
*egg
Kayden Phillips
I am not keeping you here! Or, rather, it is not ME who has gotten the Massive here. It IS me who has kept the power core from properly expelling excess heat through the propulsion vents, however. WHICH WILL CEEEEASE!
And Purple will be fine. I have just found that cheesy substances in large amounts made me prone to... minor affection. I *hugged* GIR while corrupted by the cheeeeese. It was TERRIBLE.
Nicholas Edwards
Now that's romance!
AND WITH THIIIIIIIIIS, Zim must depart! The meeting will reconvene on Friday!
Andrew Turner
Thoughts on this cave painting?
Ayden Ward
Your smeets explode out of stars?
Man, these natural means are weird...
A...hug? That's it?
Julian Wright
that was a fun century good memories
well that's just how my species does it other creatures have much more dull and mundane methods. And we don't forget our images
John Rogers
Mhm! Terrible, isn't it?
Aiden Brooks
forgot pic
Do you know what DID bring us here?
Our kind are grown in test tubes
Jaxson Hall
No, my Tallest. Probably those Vortian Resisty guys.
Ryder Hernandez
I was expecting much worse
Those guys are still alive?
Ayden Roberts
How did that happen?
James Watson
Probably! But whatever landed the Massive has brought you to my mission, so Zim doesn't question iiiiiit.
Ethan Bailey
What do you mean how did it happen?
That's just how it works, our kind is just grown in bulk inside test tubes.
Brody Flores
Another thing, how long did the cheese sickness last for you?
I think Purple just puked again.
Luke Wright
so is your race some kind of artificial creation then? You can't have always been born like that
Luke Rivera
I honestly have no idea.
We have both males and females, so I guess we made smeets naturally at one point, but all that matters now is that we don't do that anymore and only do it by cloning.
Matthew Johnson
huh the more you know
also just as a heads up i'll be bringing a friend to Friday's meeting he's a cool guy so it should be fine though
Benjamin Jackson
Well the girls definitely made this place a mess.
I mean a real mess.
Don't go to the bathroom.
Jaxson Bennett
Ugggggg... WHY THE FUCK AM I IN THE TOILET!!
Andrew Adams
I invented Zyklon B.
William Wright
Oh hey Chara, we thought you died.
Luis Lewis
You might want to go see a doctor.
Angel Powell
No... why would I be dead... I have a healing factor like the rest of my species... we just go down for a bit and show up again later
Charles Rogers
How does this help me obtain the legendary Silver Crystal
Aiden Brown
Like your species..?
You aren't human?
James Adams
Scratch is a filthy dane
Angel Garcia
Nope, I haven’t been human in ages
Connor Sanders
I was wondering when you'd come to I hope you'll like meeting my friend this Friday
Eli Cox
Hopefully I will... your Highness
Anthony Ramirez
So what are you, then?
And what was that earlier, with you acting like cheese-poisoned Purple?
Nathan Morris
at least someone knows a rightful king when they see one
Isaac Lee
Damn straight I do!!
Cooper Reyes
Yes! Very good every bite gives energy to the glorious NEGAVERSE
Juan Cook
I find it best to use a reference to explain what I am
Adam Davis
So you're a Mary Sue then?
Kevin Robinson
That doesn't answer my second question, though.
Why weren't you able to speak earlier?
Logan Kelly
Oh... my brain needed to regenerate after I fell out of the pelican... I may be a demon, and have all the powers of one... but I’m still pretty weak as far as demons are concerned. Planes, bullets, swords, lasers, all of them can still hurt me. I come back later of course... but it still hurts
Jaxson Morales
Imagine actually getting hurt by conventional weapons. Ha!
Jose Fisher
Nobody talks to Queen Beryl like that!
Zims been amusingly insane as usual.
Zachary Collins
Imagine not being able to grant wishes for the price of a soul... oh shit I just told you I could do that didn’t I
Jaxson Butler
Does it have to be my soul? Because I kinda like mine
Colton Kelly
Traditionally, yes... actually no
And before you ask, no I can’t grant wishes all the time... it’s a demon deal... I need the soul first
Jace Stewart
I kill people all the time i must have plenty of souls to give
(i'm officially running out of images)
Jonathan Clark
Alright... great... so basically we need the soul... and then some form of contract must be made... and then bam, wish granted
John Davis
I used to have two souls and have died more times then I can count, could really use a wish right now but it’s probably just be negated.
Hudson Thomas
Why just use MonsterVerse Ghidorah? There are plenty of other incarnations out there.
Sebastian Carter
i'm sure i'll have something dead by Friday but what's the catch anyway?
I made this choice and i'll be dammed if I don't dedicate to it
Landon Williams
Trust me... you don’t want a demon deal wish... they always come with some kind of monkey’s paw bullshit that neither I nor anyone else can control
Anthony Lee
You're the Mary Sue here. Just pull the soul out of your ass like you do with your stupid overpowered knives.
Kevin Wilson
There is no conceivable way my situation could get any worse
Evan Harris
You stay that now... but I assure you it can. Demon deals are basically a one way ticket to the twilight zone
Tyler Thomas
My thoughts are utterly unclouded, I have hit the dead end in “most terrible situations to be in” it just doesn’t get worse than this. It’s pointless to complain though as it’s not like I can escape.
Cameron Moore
Alright... don’t say I didn’t warn you though...
Samuel Richardson
what is the actual schedule of these threads supposed to be?
Connor Russell
No clue... personally I just flow with the chaos and try to guide others along a cohesive storyline with my antics
Still haven’t gotten any character arcs yet... but I’m trying
Zachary Gomez
I just faff about mostly but Ghidorah will be bringing a new friend next thread
Bentley Long
Cool... I’ll just be here, for laughs, deals, and the occasional nudge to move the plot along
Kayden Rodriguez
i just noticed image limits got upgraded
is it due to our autism?