How successful would the current you be if you were trained as a Robin by Batman when you were ~13 years old?

How successful would the current you be if you were trained as a Robin by Batman when you were ~13 years old?

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If I was a batman sidekick I would definitely be dead.

Every Robin has become a master hand to hand combat specialist that's also a genius and master tactician and gets their own team to be the leader of and their own harem of love interests. And if you die then you get brought back to life and sometimes have super powers.

Very bc I'd take a larger role in Wayne Enterprises, stock options and such. 401k.

Well, I'm an antique dealer. So I guess I'd just be an antique dealer who knows kung fu. Maybe Batman could hook me up with some sick Asian artifacts from his monk friends.

>batman sidekick
>staying dead
Every Robin has died and come back to life. The only one I'm not sure on with that is Tim, because I don't recall if he was ever killed in the first place.

Just as an side I still love that motherfuckers art, best in the business right now. Every fucking frame is like a fucking painting.

Throw in the fact that he only ever seems to get put with good writers and it's even better.

Tim's death was a fake out.

I'd be dead and replaced by a new robin. I'm way too old to be a sidekick Didio would've tossed me into an event meat grinder by now.

Yeah, I know he was kidnapped by Jor-El, which I'm not counting as a death. I just don't remember if there were any other circumstances.

Dicks never been killed has he?

Like tim his recent thing was a fakeout.

Nahh that was the only time. I know because I hate tim so much I bought the issue.

Define successful. Do you mean at life in general? Then probably about the same, a loser with some skill totally useless to real world life. As a vigilante/super hero? Probably a bit less successful than Dick or Jason due to my Ankylosing Spondylitis.

It was weird because we see him getting shot to death by laser beams and it turns out he never actually died. Also Dick died for a few seconds in Forever Evil.

Dick died in Forever Evil, but it's the shortest "died then came back to life" cycle for a Robin.

Do those times he was turned into Joker Jr. and then literally Joker in Beyond count?

No. That's not death and resurreciton. Joker Jr. is brainwashing and the times old Tim turns Joker is body possession.

There's also that time Joker shot a bomb killing him, Jason and Batman but Superboy's retcon punch undid it.

I would suffer from mental issues considering Bruce would fuck me.

How could i not be extremely successful. I'd take lessons from both Bruce and Alfred.

In my current line of work, i run a hotel.
I would run the place every cape would go to, a sanctuary, where they could stay and be safe. With my training i would cater to their specific needs while offering Bat-level security. It would also be a place where all the bat people could stop at to recuperate or restock their utility belts. Meanwhile, operate as an upscale lodging and gather intelligence for Batman that way. Anytime Dick would have friends visiting town, they could stay here, or just offer an all inclusive atmosphere for capes looking to bunker in a room and be pampered.

The presence of such a hotel would lower crime, create revenue and offer an urban getaway where capes could hide in luxury but feed their crime fighting compulsions just outside the door.

I'd be deader than Jason Todd ever was.

Can I take the role of Oracle instead?

Maybe go by Seer or something?