what dick size each avenger had? we all know Tony was a dicklet but what about the rest?
What dick size each avenger had? we all know Tony was a dicklet but what about the rest?
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>we all know Tony was a dicklet
One of these fags.
I'm a woman
Tony is likely average, but he's a canon premature ejaculator.
Obviously Hulk has the girthiest dick, very healthy sized, with Steve as the second (Super Soldier serum for her/his pleasure). Can't really tell the sizes but I am sure Thor has a thundercock.
well that's the truth
dicklets always overcompensate
Why you always have to be such fag Op
There's nothing gay about discussing dick sizes, it's not like we're sucking in them are we?
Switch out Brie with T’Challa and that’s a dope list
Tony - small/average
Steve - mega thick cock, 9 inches
Hawkeye - hung 8 inches
Thor - 12 inches
Hulk - depends on how angry he is
War Machine & Falcon - both black so I expect at least 8 inches
Carols Kree Strap-On is 15 inches.
>Tony is likely average, but he's a canon premature ejaculator.
Source?
>Can't really tell the sizes but I am sure Thor has a thundercock.
>Thor
>god of thunder
>thundercock
It comes with the territory
Gay is bad when it can be reasonably assumed that the person asking something that can be gay is in fact female rather then a homosexual male.
I don't have the panels here but there's at least two instances of him either having whisky dick or underperforming (with Gamora). I'd have to look for them.
>Thor - 12 inches
Nah I see him more as a very thick 8", strong and veiny, good thrust and endurance (likely won't go down), but not too long as to have lasting erections. Again, thundercock.
>Steve - mega thick cock, 9 inches
I do think he's long because he used to be a lanklet, and thin guys often have long dicks. The serum improved upon that.
How big is his?
Even the smallest guy was packing 8 inches
average but bigger than tony
Not a super hero here,
But I'm packing 9" slab myself.
So, since I'm not a super hero,
I gotta figure all these guys are packing about 14" of heat.
Hulk swinging 30" minimum.
14" is unwieldy as it is, man. 30" is overkill.
It's tiny but he uses his drones and holograms to give the impression it's absolutely gigantic.
what would be the point of that if his partner is going to immediately find out its fake
> implying he doesn't just kill her afterwards
>her
what's peter parker size?
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Comics or movies? In the comics he's above average, 7", but he has A LOT of stamina, so he provides a lasting experience. In the movies I am sure he's average but tries his best.
Raimi Spiderman - 5 inches
Andrew Garfield Spiderman - 6 inches
Tom Holland - 5 inches
There is no muscle tissue in the penis, so if Steve was lackin' down there, the serum would not have helped.
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Canon Hulk is, I believe, at least 10 feet tall, and,
He is a Hulk, so, anything less, doesn't make sense.
I suppose, but just think, 30" is 2.5ft, that's... Too much cock. Imagine getting a dick slap with that chode though.
>we all know Tony was a dicklet
I don't understand. Why does Yea Forums seem so obsessed with the idea of Tony being a dicklet? Is this projection or a fetish? You faggots love talking about it so much.
>t. Tiny Stark
This isn't healthy behavior. Seek help.
>nebula has a detachable bionic penis with synthetic nerves so she can orgasm from pegging
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Well, Chris Hemsworth said in an interview that he has a massive dick. Legit.
It wouldn't fit in his shorts.
Exactly. I mean, in here it's tucked enough that it might be 8/9" soft, but hard it could be 14/15" tops. That's about it.
with great dick comes great responsibilty to crush pussies
>unzips pants
>reveals penis
>smoke billows out of boxers and light laser show commences
He’d be average but the showmanship helps
>I don't have the panels here but there's at least two instances of him either having whisky dick or underperforming (with Gamora). I'd have to look for them.
Fucking hell lmao, Gamora was always lusting after Tony
I don't.
Deepest in your ass maybe.
If only. Just the tip with Hulk though, I'm not into extreme insertions.
Tony having anything larger than average throws a wrench into their fantasy of him being the bottom
Until she actually tried sleeping with him and just found him disappointing.
Again, anyone have any source?