The Dark Crystal

is there a point to watching this when the original film already spoils that the Skets win

what ?

Same energy

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THREE
DICKS

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Should be reversed, happy about 3 dicks, pie for lore

Oh, yes, the peeing.

FOUR
ARMS

Most fans aren't monster fuckers

Then what part of her do I skeet on?

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Her ears

It's better than movie, so yes.

I really need scans of World Of. It doesn't get reissued until January.

Pretty sure a substantial amount of them are.

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Based on this thread that doesn't seem to be the case.

>We've never known whether these Skeksis were male or female. We always kind of liked the idea of them being some uncomfortable mixture in between, but the Designer is certainly the most feminine or effeminate.
Three ambiguous genitals, a mixed number of sexed genitals, or their urination isn't tied to their genitals all.

....Is there more to this?

FOUR
ARMS

A penis, a cloaca and a vagina on every skeksis

The artist is still in the process of finishing the comic
@ewgrosskelly on twitter

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>tfw Deet exactly looks like my mother's youth except for skin and ears
Should I explain her Yea Forums?

None of them!

THREE ALL PURPOSE RASCAL HOLES

She's my mother now

Post Deetmom!

So which of the three princesses is Jen's mother?

Probably tavra

>tfw Deet will never be your mom
>tfw ywn be Deet's giant adoptive alien son

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0% chance

She dead nigga.

Do people seriously find this horrible insect attractive?

It was a joke about having an old prostate that splits the pee stream, they don't have 3 dicks

Thanks bro

You don't?

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MINE

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No, I dont like my faces to look like a truck ran over them. You know, like a sane person.

Lesbian + Dead*

More Deet for me then.

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You feel good, yes?

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Did they sculpt prostates for them?

post the pasta

There where three distinct streams from slightly different locations

Why don't you check

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Go back to tumblr, monster fucker

God that’s beautiful.

I think you meant to reply to

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Deet is for horrible maltreatment and abuse!

By Aughra behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my spoon!

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No, that's Seladon.

t. Korean

>Fara dies saving her useless ass
Yeah she was a top level jobber but still less of a bitch

THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT FALLS AROUND MY SOUL
AND THE HUNTER WITHIN LOSES CONTROL
GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT

THIS DEMON INSIDE HAS AHOLD OF ME
CLENCHING ITS POWER
TRYING TO BREAK FREE
GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT
GOTTA LET IT OUT

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Yeah, but Chamberlain owns a glock.

one clitdick with two holes, with a recessed urethral hole between the clitdick and the vagina

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Two in the chest, one in the head.
He calls it the MMmmmmmozambique Drill.

Does he have a big nail in his head?

Quick, Deet has now captured by Stromboli and locked in a cage and humiliated as a freak for sickening amuse! You must save her!

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They call him Chamberlain because he's gonna chamber one before he lays you out, bitch.

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Yes. Looks like he nailed the scarf to his head like absolute madman.

POP POP POP hmmmm making Gelflings drop!

*tings fork on Essence bottle*
Good morning, everyone. Allow me to introduce self... Am skekSil.

Hmmmmm... Also am Chamberlain.

Hate Gelflings and Podlings, and am disdainful of other Thra-spawn, including peeper-beetles. But above else, hate Gelflings.

Am a Hornposter. Support skekSo. On typical day, gaze at least once at Crystal, and feast on sumptuous food by Gourmand. I love Gelfling Essence, whether in vial or in glass.

Skeksis are true face of Thra, and if you disagree, you have betrayed Emperor, must be punished. Else member of aforementioned group of undesirables, hmmmmm?

Finally, lest forget, FUCK GELFLINGS.

Thank you, all to say this morning. Turn mic over to Scientist, hmmm?

I'm not done yet but this series is a little weird. The Grefling are so worthless.

There's only like 10 Skeksis, why the fuck is it so hard to just stab them?

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Because the average Chadsis can merc like 20 untrained Gelflings at once. Hell, the Hunter killed Gelflings and other creatures, just for fun, for hundreds of trine.

I hope the Tactics game turns out good and surprises me as much as AoR has, but I'm not holding out hope.

You have to remember that they've been living in fear of the skeksis as immortal gods. At a couple points some of the gelflings even comment "They can't be killed!" So of course they're sheepish about going to war with them, because they've all bought into hundreds of years of deep-rooted propaganda about how powerful and unkillable the skeksis are.

>can't do the Chamberlain HmMmmMMMmm anymore because of prolonged GERD

umm...

NO.

To Gelflings, every Skeksis is Keyser Söze.

Skeksis are weak-ass bitches. Chamberlain was scared off by berry-throwing and name-calling. They're all scared of/impressed by the Hunter because he isn't a weak and fat like the rest.

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It's hard when you're only a 3 feet tall gentle creature who's against necro alien vultures.

Just throw something sharp at them.

What gives me hope about the game is that they didn't try to rush development to release it at the same time as the show, which is usually what ruins tie-in games. So I'm cautiously optimistic, I think there's a good chance that it's being handled with care and will turn out well.

>implying she can't just fucking Darkening everyone there into oblivion

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Holy fuck I just noticed the facial rot they explained as a side effect of the darkening. Based consistency with the original movie.

Think of it like this- you might be afraid of a bodybuilder because he could kick your ass, but, say, a rabbit would still rightly fear both of you.

Gelflings can't even hurt a fly let alone kill something.

Quick, go drink some Pepto-Bismol so you can appreciate these threads properly.

Who else just started randomly HmmmMMMMMmmmm'ing because of /ourguy/?

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It apparently takes quite some time to regain full vocal function. I had it suppressed for months.

I believe Darkening graually weakens the host and leaves it vulnerable in the long run.

>inb4 Deet literally becomes Zeref of Thra and forms a darkened gelfling clan

I'm a Ridley main now.

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I catch myself doing it when I'm alone

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Somebody post the image of Chamberlain holding a gun in the catalog

Nah, with darkening, she's as weak as a homeless victorian girl who has typhoid. Don't get cocky because you can pop one or two Gelfling heads Deetfags.

>t.SkekSo

That's SkekKek, The Shitposter

Yup, but only in private. I may be autistic, but I'm not THAT autistic.

>SkekKek
>not SkekTop

Chamberlain can pop way more than one or two Gelfling heads, if you know what I mean.

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The idea of skekSil packing heat always gives me the giggles. Best meme out if these threads.

> SkekKek, The Shitposter
>spends all his time on Thrachan
>shitposts endlessly about the superiority of skeksis
>"Day of the drain soon, gelfniggers"
>only drinks Essence Ultra Zero

skekGlok
skekAk

How long you think they could have kept going smoothly if they were more conservative about using the crystal and more discreet about using someone for essence.

SkekGat

Skek/k/, the /k/ommando.

If the Hunter is any indication they never needed essence, they just got wretched and fat through laziness and gluttony and then became addicted to it, which ruined the Crystal and started rotting them via darkening.

They fucked themselves over.

>tfw STILL want to write a sappy fapfic with Deet/Rian after the memorial campfire
It grows more difficult by the day bros, but I must resist becoming a cumbrain.

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>much like other Thrachanners he is incredibly grotesque compared to the normals of his kind
>as the Skeksis are already horrifying monsters, though, he simply goes full circle and becomes an angelic being of pure, indescribable beauty

so, did Deet's "family" kidnap her and her brother from their parents, or what?

They could have kept it up a long timeif they were more conservative, but Rian seeing them is what really fucked them. He ended up convincing people he wasn't crazy pretty quickly, so no matter how conservative they were at that point the cat was out of the bag.

If they had bothered trying to keep up appearances, they could probably have gone on forever with no one opposing them. The gelflings were super into them.

I wonder if skeksis look majestic/hot to gelflings.

>UrRu counterpart is UrJak
>spends all his time in his cave
>often have depression and bad feelings
>missed the Great Conjunction because he didn't want to go

Write and post it on ao3 you coward

Hey, consider that some human beings in real life want to fuck them. Now imagine if you were a creature without a solid grasp on the concepts of ugliness or evil.

Blessed and checked
>not ske/k/

The quads have it.

Seladon slutted it up pretty fucking quickly for em

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Grottans have a really small population, so it could be a communal child-raising situation there. Apparently a low birthrate is the tradeoff for Grottans being able to live for at least 200 years.

Hell, Brea probably would've spread 'em open for the the Scroll-Keeper if it meant she go to see his library.

>a creature without a solid grasp on the concepts of ugliness or evil.
Yeah. I actually thought about this while watching. The skeksis look so objectively evil/vile, but the elflings don't seem to think so.

>skekYeap the Alchemist (also known as the Boomer)
Creator of esoteric substances, particularly explosives. Heeds unswerving to the old texts. Subsists entirely on a foul brew the other skeksis dubbed "the monster" and frequently awakens the castle denizens in the early morning with his activities

>skekZum the Failed Son
attempt by the Scientist to create new Skeksis with tissue samples and crystal magic. Sickly and mentally unhinged, obsessed with newness. Is cared for by skekYeap despite their nearly incompatible personalities

Is it wrong that one of the things I’m looking forward the most in season 2 would be seeing this mighty alliance of all the Gelfling clans and Arathim get the shit kicked out of them by the Garthrim?
I just love those giant crab bastards.

don't think so, they're being exclusively raised by people that aren't their parents

Do you think thirsty gelflings on thrachan argue about which Maudra is the hottest?

Orphans. there, easy

More like the Princesses

intentional orphans no doubt, since these underground people are so long lived

>I love the character designs so much that I want to make fanart of them
>Then remember that I currently can't draw for shit
>By the time I do git gud at art this show may become irrelevant

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Are you me?

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>Heretic performing his opera.gif

Nah, the Sanctuary Tree raped the Grottan Maudra multiple times and got her pregnant with two separate children. One of these occasions even made her go blind. In order to cope with the trauma, she allowed the kids to be adopted by a gay gelfling couple so she could distance herself from the whole thing. You can see how dark she gets when Deet mentions the tree talking, then she seems to dissociate and go into this gleeful state like she's repressing all those darker memories of the times the Sanctuary Tree "talked" to her.
>Don't argue with trees!

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>skekCel, the Virgin
A lonely and bitter skeksis who whines loudly about how gelfling females don't like him and prefer UrChad instead. Is looked down upon by the other Lords of the Crystal as the most pathetic of their kind.

They should been more selective about it then taking the gf of the captain's son. They could have probably done some fake ass ritual about ascending and having people volunteer to join thinking they were going to a better place.

I kek'd, what's UrChad's title?

fuck off /pol/

You improve faster than you think also sometimes ppl love the simple crappy shit

you're /pol/, I'm a human being

The Alpha.

Yeah, just grabbing a gelfling in the hall was really reckless.

Just be like me, user. Draw it anyway.
But unlike me though, spend time doing it.

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Every single second of Gelfling screentime is unbearable. It's like two different shows cut together and one of them makes me want to kill myself.

for the last time, there's nothing down there but arm and the guy its connected to

>Gelfling army storms Skeksis castle and make it into throne room.
>All the other Skeksis left the Chamberlain there to die while they run.
>Chamberlain squeals and begs for mercy. Whines.
>Rian insists they do it right and have a mock-trial right there. Accusing the Skeksis of all their crimes with ample proof.
>Chamberlain whines and begs for a different trial.
>"What different trial? There's nothing in all of Thra that could make you innocent!" Brea shouts.
>"HmmMMMmmm? Why is simple." Chamberlain replies.
>Gelfling look at each other confused.
>"TRIAL BY LEAD!"
>Pulls out two assault rifles that the Scientist built and guns down every single Gelfling there.
>Dead Gelfling produce no essence though so Skektek is bullied and the guns are thrown into the Grunak-Hole.

post lizard dads please i need it

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I love the Gelfling parts though

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mystics didn't let their other arms atrophy, all 6 of their dicks still function too.

>I know that feel bro.

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beyond bro, it's the same guy that just wants to be himself again

Why does everyone say the Scroll Keeper's a guy.
Scroll Keeper sounds feminine to me.

ah, thank you

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>implying you wouldn't fuck a monster

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Its funny there are people that wish they had another version of themselves to hang around. While these wish to be one being again.

He's not wrong...

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I absolutely would. I'm just saying most people wouldn't

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Normally characters being memed into death-machines is annoying but for some reason it's fucking hilarious with the Chamberlain.

It's never too late user. You can get pretty far in half a year with practice. Show will still be relevant if a second season is greenlit.

Drew this some weeks ago. No reference, supposed to be random skeksis, but turned into the Hhmmmster anyways.

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Wouldn’t it be selfcest since they’re the same person?

I got it in 1984, still have it.

>mfw they aren't alive in the movie, meaning they died before being joined

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CRYSTAL BATS FLY
SEARCH THE LAND
SEARCH THE WATER
SEARCH THE SKY

Do it. So cumbrains are the only people on the internet worth a damn.

>Make alliance with giant spiders
>the series should be over in 10 minutes after that
>They dont do anything and just kind of disappear

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>they all feel the pain of each other
they're kinda shitty and try to avoid combat

Really? Are we thinking of the same one? Scrollkeeper sounds pretty masculine to me

Is that Heretic in the top-right? Did they base his design off unused concept art?

I wonder if they'll actively go extinct or just abandon the gelfling and go hide somewhere

How convenient that they decided to avoid combat after their mind controllers nearly wiping out a bunch of Gelfling.

Brian Froud also worked on the show, so likely.

>Dude Weed, lmfao: the gelfling

Yep. The heretic concept was the first skeksis Brian drew

The long beaked egg head Skeksis. Just sounds like an old hag to me.

He sounds like a dude. The only feminine sounding one is SkekLach and SkekEkt

>Gelfling so hasty with swords. So crude! No give skekSil time to introduce gelfling to friend. Yes, friend would like very much. Hmmm...Say hello, to LITTLE FRIEND

At what point did you realize every episode title was a line from the movie?

first eps title

i've been drawing these things since i was a kid

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t. Castle Guard snitch

Fighting gelfling is like fighting a thorny bush. Skeksis actually pose a threat.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

I do think it's neat that going back a few years there was a touch of the idea of an exiled skeksis and skeksis being called back to the Castle after spending long periods away. One of them was even a desert skek
vimeo.com/91080231

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It bothers me that so many of them say "skeksi" or even "skekses" for the singular skeksis. One skeksis, many skekses. Come on, people!

Nice

wouldn't have guessed this is a skeksis just looking at it. edged a bit too far from bird-ish

Looks more like the Creature from the Black Lagoon than a skeksis. Still a good drawing, of course.

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Wrong. One skeksis. Many skeksis.

It's also skeksis in plural.

If you listen in the movie and show they say skekses as plural.

They got away with everything

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WatchMojo did a video on the series guys

youtube.com/watch?v=vdTx3vNU4zk

Subs show skeksis even when they slightly change the pronunciation. Plus, the comics and all supplemental material show that skeksis is both singular and plural.

"Time to Make....My Move" for me.

Ironic the Chamberlain isn't even in that ep

I have my own brain, I can see the differences for myself

Not gonna lie, I'd fuck that gelfling.

is matter of pronunciation. understand how it's confusing

Reminder that half of them fucking died before they put themselves back together again.

Only female Skesis as far as I know are Collector, Mariner, and Ornamentalist

Already taken, he's currently smashing that spiderpusy right now.

Ok buddy!

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urAmaj and skekAyuk are both concider to be master chief of their time and very skill at culinary.
But who is actually the better chief ?
If they both open a restaurant and
culinary school, which one will be more popular to the people of thra (
essense is not included in the manue because skekAyuk need
Gelflings customer)

Gourmand didn't seem like that good of a cook to me he was just a glutton

All skeksis are of ambiguous gender on purpose, according to Jim Henson. They're pretty much genderless creatures that take on various effeminate or masculine affectations.

No skeksis is either male or female

But it's said he design all the meal also in charge of the kitchen

Yeah but is what he cooks even good though?

okay but the ones I feel were mostly feminine to me were those 3. Mariner also uses she/her apparently

Even if Skeksis food is 60% pure suffering and gives you fire shits, I bet it's better than what the mystics ate, which was probably completely unseasoned oatmeal

mystics are confirmed vegetarian so yeah their food is shit

also makes you wonder why they have an archer

contour lines
contour lines
contour lines

its what I got from Brian Fround

>also makes you wonder why they have an archer
I'm guessing the Urskeks are omnivores.

>Got a monsterwaifu in the first season
Truly a chad of his race.

No my point is why the UrRu have an archer when they're pacfists and vegetarians

If the mariner wants to use those pronouns, then that's on her. None of the on screen skeksis have expressed a preference yet, though. SkekEkt is the most effeminate, but doesn't use she/her.

Archery is a fun sport.

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Because he's one half of an Urskek who was into hunting.

You draw that?
Can I have your talent?
No really, I like drawing and all, but when it comes to translating characters like those to 2D I struggle.

99% messing with Aughra. They are very passive aggressive.

I actually found it from this Tumblr post:
fablegate.tumblr.com/post/187596502799/listen-skekgra-and-urgoh-mean-a-lot-to-me

Man.
My GF grew up in an abusive household. I don't like how familiar I am with this feel.

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Of course it is. You see the way the other skeks tear into that shit?

garthim brooks

>>If they both open a restaurant and culinary school

What's each of their restaurant and school is like ?
Are there any Gelflings or Podling anons here who had worked or study there told me about their experiences ?

The best practice is just drawing what you want rather than caring what it looks like

that's how you develop bad habits

Well, the movie came out 37 years ago, so it's not like it is guaranteed to be a "blink and it's gone" franchise.
And from one artfag to another, don't be bothered by the possibilities of what could go wrong. Don't let your creativity go untapped. Art is a never ending learning process, make a start now.

Skeks are pigs with no taste

>Now we shall see what lies at the dreams end
Do you guys think they managed to refuse after they died?

Used to do this with my idiot friends at school back in the 90s. We all used to do impressions of Chamberlain.

I kind of hope so, but at the same time it feels kind of a 'too easy' solution.

Yeah, Archer in the books is mostly in it for crafting his own arrows and archery as a sport.

They're the ones he's cooking for, so going by his audience he's a good cook. Are you genuinely asking whether the Gourmand's cooking is good from the perspective of man, a creature that doesn't even exist in that universe?

Maybe they get teleported back to their planet and put back in gay baby jail because they didn’t return the right way

Best gelfling. Better than Deet.

>Inb4 they get kicked back to Thra during the next conjunction because their brothers can't tolerate them

Archery can be fun. It’s kinda like with green arrow “why the fuck would a guy who has a no kill rule be using such a deadly primitive weapon”

The real answer is that MalVa was probably like a god of the hunt.
urVa embodied his love of the bow for sport. skekMal embodied his love of hunting prey.

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This actually made me sad.

I wasn't supposed to want to fuck Deet but it happened
Where's the smut

It's online somewhere. You have to look hard.

All creative energy is going towards nasty skeksis porn

I'm not good enough to draw

I'm halfway through the series. Wait till tomorrow.

Bless you

Deet is going to die miserable and alone, forced to watch her people be systematically slaughtered and being unable to do anything about it because she's just as deadly to them as the Skeksis.

That's fantastic user.

I'm still trying to figure out if he has a big nail in his head though.

Anyone else really appreciate the scene in Episode 10 where the Scientist beats the last Gruenak to death? It really drove in how dangerous even the weakest of Skeksis could be.

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>mfw a gelfling is being a crybaby little faggot near me

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Couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was a really disturbing way to end those characters.

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Early episodes already show that the Skeksis are ruthless and irredeemable creatures that scene was just pure brutal.

Trial by cock

not bad/10

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I always wanted to make a comic, but I don't have a good imagination or a punchline to end it with.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=sUUtK9FFIt4

This was the Youtuber guy that helped work on Age of Resistance right?

gotta make something shitty before you make something good, user

just start out with absolutely whatever, something small, keep it to yourself if need be. you'll get better at it as you practice.

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More than half considering there was originally 18

Based DMC

give me an idea for a 4 panel comic with a punchline to work with to see where I'm at

yes

Shreksis

For me, it's Brea.

Not the other user, but you should illustrate something you have written yourself. It doesn't necessarily have to be a standard 4 panel comic or anything spectacular. Even just a single panel that shows an interesting or humourous interaction is a good start. It doesn't even necessarily need dialogue.
As an artfag I'll tell you this. Don't worry about getting your initial work done perfectly, just worry about getting it done. You'll get better as you go and ideas will come when you start to get into the flow of things.

Try doing a Loss comic parody with Dark Crystal characters.

How are they going to top SkekMal in S2?

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For me it was stringing up the hunter and beautifying him, i always liked the idea of a viking burial where you put someone in their best finery and armor and send them off, but this was the same thing up until a point, and then it turned completely on its head. It was most fucked up when everyone just ran off when they were done and he was just dangling there.

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Awakened Hup.

Oh come on, they're aliens who were split apart and mutated by a magical crystal. Who knows what their equipment even looks like. It could be like pic related for all we know.

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>hey UrSkeks thanks for bringing my girl back, now how about all those other gelflings you murdered?
>we have to go now, our planet needs us

>hhhMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmm

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>this thread

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I hate your stupid whimper

Writing tasteful smut of a good series isn't cumbrained at all, user.

It was a perverse way to treat a corpse, but I found the entire thing pretty comedical. They're so distraught by the concept of death they would rather pretend Skelmal is fine and dandy chilling in the throne room.

For one thing, I've never actually wrote smut before. For another, it's a fapfic. If it's actually worth a damn, no matter how tasteful, I still gotta test it and fap to it. Finally, I recently fell into a pit of lost motivation thanks to fapping. I've fallen behind on the things I've actually wanted to achieve because I couldn't control my urges and I know damn well if I went and wrote this it'd happen again. Do I wish I could write a cute, passionate fic between the two? Yeah. Will my overall mental state tank for it? Absofuckinglutely, not a risk I wanna take.

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No wonder they got banished.

You rack disciprine.

They'll get banished again if they don't shape the fuck up

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if you don't wanna do it, then don't do it.

chances are you know what's better for your mental health than a bunch of randos on a mongolian basket weaving forum. no sarcasm.

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Mystics look so fucking stupid. Can't believe they used to be one and the same with the chad birds.

You talking shit about my boy urGoh?

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Former cumbrain here.
I've been having a similar struggle, tossing up whether erotic lit is a worthwhile alternative to visual porn, because I don't want to just pick up another addiction all over again.
At the very least, we could always just reduce the sex so it isn't as prevalent or explicit, and focus on the romance and story. Take Katawa Shoujo for instance. I didn't even bother fapping to it because I was too busy enjoying the story.

Just finished watching the whole show. Loved it

I'm surprised how dark some scenes were, isn't this supposed to be a kid's show?

>the gobbles eating Rian's father
>the Peeper Beatle scene
>The Scientist throwing the Grunak into the lava and beating the other one to death, making it into a Frankenstein creature

The general design just isn't as suited to those rounded features, especially not in the digits. Inferior look all around.

Hup + Memri quotes?
>He is even worse than a Skeksis. He is - May Aughra forgive me for uttering this word - a Stonewood.

Dark Fantasy embrases the dark part. The movie gave kids nightmares for years as well

>The movie gave kids nightmares for years as well
That's especially insidious considering it was seemingly designed to put people to sleep.

Thanks user. Means a lot.
I was thinking of just removing the sex shit, but I'd probably be too tempted to add it in. That and I'm kinda embarassed about the prospect of writing fanfiction at all.

TRIAL BY BOOOOONE

>Trial by cocks
ftfy

Just Mermi in general.
>By the Crystal, I see the annihilation of gelflings as clearly as I see you.
>What is the cure for such disorder? Drainings.
>Is the dough made from the breast milk of Vapran women?
>By Aughra you people are dogs. I will go on as usual.

Skek-One in the Chamberlain-Sil

Anyone else feel Rian refusing to kill the General came out of nowhere? His arc seemed to be about learning to be brave up until that point, nothing to do with whether or not he should be a killer. Wasn't he a guard to start with anyway?

I really wish the podlings would all die. I swear they're someone's fetish shit included under the guise of "oh they're just silly".

He was always slacking off, stealing snacks, and making out with Mira instead of doing guard stuff.

Thanks user

No talk, just listen

top skek

>isn't this supposed to be a kid's show?
That's really not the impression I get. It's very slow paced and HEAVILY loaded with politicking of various sorts

Not that kids can't enjoy, just saying I don't have the feeling they're what the show was designed for

will SkekUng be the Chad of season 2?

Most likely before getting drunk on essence

Guys, help, I can't decide whether I like SkekSil or SkekMal more

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Don't worry, the show makes that decision for you in a bit.

Is deet greener then the others grottons due excessive consumption of glowingly moss or is she a dirty girl who needs a bath

long-term exposure to my green cum

Which one do you want to raw you?

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>forcing Deet into a bathtub and scrubbing her clean

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>me and several of my roommates watched the movie and show
>once in a while one of us does it
>get shouted at I HATE YOUR WIMPER

I love my friends

>Twf you will never wash your stinky gelfling gf, you will never scrub her pits or wash her hair. you will never give her a balanced diet and nice clothes feels bad man

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>ywn carry your gelfling gf in backpack like yoda

Chamberlain hypnotizing the locksnake was par the course but it was surprised when he just fucking ate that shit

You'd think skekTek would use security measures that were a little less edible

Maybe it wasn't edible and SkekSil is just an absolute mad lad.

You just wanted the picture posted.

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>CHAMBERLAIN, WHERE ARE MY KEYS
>I go now. Bye-Bye

I didn't know Deet and skekTek got along so well

>tfw left with substitute Jedi master

>SHARINGAN: PODLING JUSTISU

based

How do you think Hup will die?

Killed by unlimited power Deet.

Why did the gelflings/arathim not pursue the Skeksis after they drove them off at Stone in Wood? I know it has to line up with the movie but at that point theres only sort of one garthim. They could have ended the Skeksis that day, but instead I guess they'll all just get genocided.

Also, fuck the mystics because they can prevent all this if they just all killed themselves

You have now ensured that the next skeksis/gelfling r34 will be of skektek and deet

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He won’t, he’ll go on to become PUNISHED HUP: A PODLING DENIED HIS WAIFU

Their champion couldn't bring himself to actually kill somebody even when he had the guy halfway impaled on his sword. They still aren't mentally ready to kill at all, much less chase down a fleeing enemy and cut them down in cold blood.

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I really wonder what skekung has been doing all of this time
He has the feel of a castle skeksis to me so it's interesting that he isn't around

It would be pretty hilarious if he really has avoided the castle because he just hates being around skeksil that fucking much

Most still believe Skeksis are immortal.

Did anyone else get red herring'd by the armaligs? I was so sure they and the arathim were going to fuse to create the garthim somehow
but no, we got gruenak super sadness time

FUCK
I JUST WANT GELF ON GELF IS IT THAT HARD

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That's fair, violence seems contrary to most gelfling's nature

Maybe but they all saw deet pop the collector

Just a second before you posted this, I thought of this parallel.

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They saw Deet absorb and expel darkening magical energy to kill the Collector.
It's still a bit of a leap to see that and assume the beings that have been around for all of recorded history, and have always been said to be immortal, are vulnerable to tiny swords.

No, it was 8 that survived, so it is just less than half.

Yeah but they showed up for a fight and didn’t even immediately follow to like, board up the castle doors to lock them in or something

Belly

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Or they're just hanging out in their tower, having lost all hope of ever being one again, when they see a column of light on the horizon and suddenly they're ur'Skeksis. In utter joy with this turn of event, the ur'Skeks proceeds to masturbate in joy, covering the cave with celestial spunk before joining his brothers in space.

Was going to wait till tomorrow to start doing art, but I'll start today with some warm up scribbles.
Chamberlain is about to do the unspeakable and give Deet a bath.

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no, deet is already my waifu

That was a trip

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YOU MONSTER

>top right
Processed the pattern as the union jack and immediately thought of a football hooligan Skeksis.

Blessed are the drawanons

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>started eating unseasoned oatmeal since I started going to /fit/

oh. time to reconsider some life choices.

Surprisingly common way to bury someone. After corpses are drained of fluids, some countries still hold 2nd or even 3rd funerals for their relatives, where they dig them back up, put them on a parade pedestal and bring them home to join the dinner table.

>Norf Skek.C

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Heretic is football hooligan

Get some cinnamon in your life

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He won't, he'll protect Deet and gets corrupted into a huge Souls boss in the process.

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UrSkek filth!

SkekSenberg steals SkekYeap's supplies to make crystal meth then goes on crazy binges

Man, what is it about the Scroll-Keeper Skeksie that stands out so much? Like, the Chamberlain and Emperor are based, Hunter's a Chad, and the Heretic is cute, but the Scroll-Keeper seems like a fan favorite as well. Is it just the design? It's probably the strongest design in my opinion, the 5 glasses really work for that long nose.

>Heretic is football hooligan
No, that's SkekNorf

lets see your cherish and beloved design thats inspired millions user

He gets a sympathetic scene early on, along with strong characterization right after that.
After that he kinda drops off the radar. He makes a strong first impression tho.

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Nonsensical genitalia is not excusable by "they're aliens". Do you know why humans are the way they are? Because humans are basically extremely specialized worms. We're built around a single digestive tract with one opening and one exit. The bladder leads to an exit for liquids, but in many vertebrates with a cloaca there's only one exit for liquids and solids. What goddamn purpose does having three exits for liquids serve? Absolutely fucking none. If skekis had radial symmetry I'd find it slightly more excusable, but because they are bilateral there's zero excuse whatsoever.

He's the only one who actually manages to kill something along with the Emperor in their abortive season final battle.

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How the hell is this little shit still alive?

fookin' hell me sides

Kind of a burt and ernie thing going, ain't it?

fuck her right in the pussy

What are the chances if the show doesn't get a second season, and they're nice enough to make it into a comic instead?

Probably pretty good. I mean that's what they have been doing for the last twenty years.

The stick up your ass is definitely far enough up there to make additional exits. Fucking imagine bringing this hard-ass science into a puppet show about a magic crystal, fairies, and alien vulture zombies.

The show has a breed of furry dogs which are nothing but just crawling mouth and ass. Time to stop being an autist, user.

Those are just pomeranians

Deet would at least give Luke a gold star sticker for his effort.

what i thought when i saw him alleviating himself

The hair

Y'all ever consider that skeksis just have a three holed penis? Similar to the five hole penis echidna have?

the skeksis didn't evolve through natural selection you dumb fuck, they look nothing like the literal beings of light they are half of because they were made by a magic crystal

My mom does it a lot

>t. Bart Simpson

>Similar to the five hole penis echidna have?
This is news to me.

youtu.be/mbnBYh-BJ1g
youtu.be/L6kAE06mJAQ
Get learned up.

>Heretic is football hooligan
He's a meth-head, and urGoh is a pothead.

>"We had a strong image of these two; they’re trying to look into the future but they’re not tapped into Thra, so the way they do that is by doing a large amount of drugs. So we thought of them as very much Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, except one was on uppers and the other was on downers."
>-Jeffrey Addiss, writer and producer

youtube.com/watch?v=bgmSptOxKB8

kokugakuin.ac.jp/en/article/55607

It's four holes. Sorry.

Well shit

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Genius!

Gelflings stab Skeksis in their torsos like 3 times in the series and they just shake it off each time. They're much tougher than they look.

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HMMMMMMMM

It amazed me how they kinda make you feel sympathetic for Scientist in episode 2 when he gets framed and punished, but then give him all the power in a situation and he's pretty fucking scary.
They did wonders writing the Skeksis.

HMMMMMMMMMMM

How do I draw Skeksis?

Fear and Loathing in Ha'rar.

Bah! I hate your whimper.

Follow Brian Froud's method.
youtube.com/watch?v=vMBf7wq5loE
Lots of quick, free, loose lines
Made up as it goes, no planning.

Draw ugly bird.

HMMMMMMMM

Hippie shit

Aw, think he got the memories of both of them?

>'ate mistic pansies (no racist just dont like em)

>SWEET JESUS WHAT ARE THESE GODDAMN ANIMALS

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A little something I was inspired to make for the occasion, a gift from me to you.
That fucking glock took way too long to draw.

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Amazing job user!

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What is the Ur'ru's plan besides, "hang out?"

Based.

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literally me

>Regularly talk to friends online
>First thing I say to them without fail is just "HmmmMMMmmm"
Literally me.

Good job

>firmly against sexualizing Deet
>would smash Nath like the fist of an angry god

i cannot reconcile these two things

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Does your mother have wings too?

>Art is a never ending learning process, make a start now.
Art is like martial arts, every failure every loss every injury teaches you something.

Cringe. Skeksis are already good. Skeksis look after Gelfling, yes? Skeksis friends to Gelfling. Skeksis protect crystal, yes? Mmmmmmmmm.... it's stinky Gelfling who want to hurt poor Skeksis who need therapy, mmmm yes?

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POST A MEGA OR GOOGLE

wip

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Nice
Where's the dick

>Inb4 "good guys/cutesy skeksis" AU gains traction on tumblr.

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This.

honestly i feel like this series smacks of anti semetism

Is the jew meme a joke on the fact that the racist, genocidal, fascist skeksis can easily be read as an allegory for nazis?

Or are people just that paranoid.

>righties see the skeksis as jews
>lefties see the skeksis as white colonialists/Nazis
>the truth: they're fucking BIRDS

they definitely made it with that theme of fighting against power, and they outright say it repeatedly in interviews. i like that they didn't let this turn the skeksis into one note villains and you get some great lines like "another time. another world."

you can project a lot of labels onto them. a common comparison I see online is the GOP, but there's a lot of likely unintentional jewish comparisons that could be made too. the beginning bit where they don't want her researching about the skeksis seemed very oddly like a jewish conspiracy story, but other stuff like following the skeksis to adhere to tradition comes off more like it's criticizing conservatism. their decadent lifestyle is also kind of like a riff on colonialism, but in the same vein their indulgent gender ambiguous forms could also be a criticism as well. ultimately they made that aspect somewhat of a blank slate for people to project onto

too late that faggotry is already in here
this is fine though

But those are good guy characters and admittedly sort of adorable in the show. They spent over 300 years setting up a nice puppet play. It makes sense the people who yearn for cutesy stuff in their media would use them to get their cutesy fanart kick.

When can we get more jingly hats?

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they're fine in the show and the portrayal in bottom two of my list but the rest of those fanworks dove straight into that bloo bloo pastel sodomite territory

Oy Vey the Goyfling know! Shut it down!

BEST BOY.
SING THE SONG OF THRA AND DROP THAT MIC, BRUH.

The hunter straight up said killing Gelflings is boring because there is no challenge.

GURJIN THE BOLD BASSED MOTHERFUCKER

HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE

B-but....Preddy on the second movie died like a lil bitch in the hands of a old nigg-WAIT

SKEKSIS POSTER DETECTED.

Gurjin is a hug machine

This is what happens when an entire decade of children's entertainment is comprised of spineless filth

City Hunter vs skekMal, who wins?
If skekMal, who is the weakest predator that can beat him?

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Well, the producers insisted in leaving the time-gap between AoR and the movie a lil vague, making it possible to expand a resolve other storylines in the near future...but yeah, the darkening took it's bites from good'l Emperor in a very short period of time.

skekSCAR

How the FUCK did they get away with this? Not complaining, just shocked.

skekAWP

Probably one of the preds from Alien vs Predator. They were all clan rookies, but quite skilled (my money is on BIG GUY, Xenomorph game is reserved ONLY TO THOSE THAT ARE REALLY WORTHY.). But, again, AvsP movies are not canon on either universe.

skekOBOKAN, rush B BLYAT, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNMMMN?

Sounds like a personal problem.

I'm a little disappointed she was a one off character. I thought she'd be Gerjin's sister levels of involved.

RUSH G
G STAND FOR GELFLING HMMMMMM

She's a slut. Sluts don't get screen time.

Uh, no.

AAHHH NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DA-HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNKA

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Why does he have a nail on his head?

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because he really hit the nail on the head!

user echidna's have four penises. There is precedent.

gotta stomp out those heretical thoughts
one shaft 4 heads, like some freaky poorly drawn arm+hand

What I like more is how Skeksis turn into simple grumpy assholes to downright cannibals with the progress and corruption.

>we can't stop here, this is crystal bat country!

HMMMMMMMMMN

Not at the moment. They gonna get fucked now that they waited though. Skektek needs materials for the army hes building.

Skeksis punishment maybe

>Semi-lobotomize one of the toughest cunts in our midst
>He comes out of it and says

"A vision!"

>Sick
>New age of bloodshe-

"We must have UNITY!"

>SkekFuck

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Kek

>4 nostrils
Imagine the skek

Finished. Good show.
Chamberlain is still the best character.
Deet is an absolute cutiepie

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Hum and draw circles

Is Seladon made only to suffer? Fuck me.

The bitch got what she deserved for being pig-headed and disloyal

Her mother brainwashed her her entire life, and is then surprised she isn't able to do a fucking heel turn when her retarded sister comes to wreck all she's even known? Yeah, that's fair.

This is what high INT, low WIS looks like

HMMMMMMMM

Deet redraw of this when

HMMMMMMMM

Exquisite. Proceed.

I love what they did with the Skeksis in this series. They were such fun villains to watch.
No "muh tragic backstory", no "muh grand chess game", no "muh philosophy". Just a bunch of petty, pompous, irredeemable douchbags being terrible to each other and bumbling their way through their own villainy.
The Chamberlain is probably the most iconic character in the franchise, and yet the entirety of his schemes in this series ultimately centre around him just wanting his seat.

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that actually works quite well. I just did this in mere seconds, just scribbling some lines around,

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It's just a shame there are other characters. Did we really need -three- Gelfling protagonists? I like Deet, but the other two and their stories are just so fucking boring.

The skesies are just stand ins for any authoritarian power structure. That is it. They display plenty of similariies with right wingers, but that is only because the right wing is obsessed with propping up and justifying authoritarian power structures in general.

Of course, the "Darkening" is obviously a reference to environmental collapse/pollution.

I don't like the environmental message here because I want to save our planet but want the Skekses to win in the show.

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user you can root for the bad guy in a fictional story while still wanting good things to happen irl. I root for the empire in star wars while being an ancom irl.

>we can't stop here, this is crystal bat country!
>So we thought of them as very much Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
We need a drawanon on this.

Is Chamberlain didn't gave the idea to the scientist to drain gelflings they would never would turn on them.

What's it like being such a retard?

Bump

New Thread!!!

So does that nail go to his brain or what?

>no "muh philosophy"
But Chamberlain's philosophy about how the Skeksis are simply predators and not "evil" is perfectly valid and makes a lot of sense

HMMMMMMMM

I can hear the whimper from my screen

hmmmmm, not an argument

urAmaj's food was apparently keyed specifically to Mystic tastebuds; Jen was able to eat it and grew up strong and healthy, but he was never much a fan of the flavour. I think that comes from either the lore book or the novel.

I think Archer's into it for more than the sport; it's some kind of Zen thing.

I wonder what he was before he was the Garthim Master/General MK II.

Beast Master, perhaps? Maybe he's the one that obtains Armourlings and livestock for the castle, which would explain both why he's out and about through the whole series, why he apparently becomes so enamoured of the Garthim, and why he gets chosen or is able to control them.

Oh, wait, shit, no. I have an idea.

skekUng's other half, urIm, was a healer. So... what if at this point in the timeline, skekUng was The Assassin? Or The Executioner? Both would have him out of the castle...

There's more than a few unnatural abominations running wild in Thra, even more with the recent Darkening shenanigans.Add to that the occasional apex predator going rampage from time on time.
Skekmal hunts for sport, The Archer hunt to keep balance.

When you join the Order of Lower Service

jew posters are serious because JEWS and NIGGERS is still funny to them

>MFW not even worthy of the Order of Lesser Service.

...no jingly hats for me, I guess...

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Well, if he hadn't understood how to access Words That Stay they wouldn't have figured out the Wall of Destiny, so there's that at least.

Lucky shots in the dark are still lucky shots, user....

i wonder if deet was still alive in the 1982 movie

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>Do people seriously find _____ attractive?
you're on Yea Forums, retard. the answer will always be yes.

Her rump is quite lovely

says more about you than the show