>Long ago in a distant land,
>I! Aku! Shapeshifting master of heterosexuality, unleashed an unspeakable patriarchy
>But, a foolish overweight teenager wielding a magic shield stepped forth to oppose
>Before the final blow was struck, he sang like a retard, and tricked me in joining the crystal lesbians, where Pink Amy Schumer’s evil is law
>Now, I seek to return to the past and undo the future that is Yea Forumsmblr!
Long ago in a distant land
Jackson Watson
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Bentley Gray
Brayden Bennett
>Implying Aku wouldn't attempt to assimilate his essence destroying the one thing Steven knows how to do which is to talk people into submission
Logan Cruz
You should kill yourself and do your father a favor so he doesnt have to deal with decades of disappointment
Elijah Lewis
Can You fix Steven?
Can Steven be Defagged?
Carter Morales
top fucking kek
Parker Hill
Believe In Steven
Juan Moore
If anyone can defag Steven, it’s Aku
John Wilson
Negro
Benjamin White
Like male characters to teach him to be a man or?
Lucas Davis
OTP
Carson Martin
Fucking perfect
Ian Thompson
kek
Steven is too far in.
Ryan Harris
Waiting for someone to bring up the /pol/ bogeyman.
Camden Myers
Elijah Torres
BALLS DEEP
Hudson Hughes
Could Steven redeem Dennis?
Blake Thomas
Nice
Don't worry I'm pretty sure Steven can redeem this user
Justin Price
True that
Caleb Long
Alright. Male characters to teach Steven to be a man. Guy Gardner?
Parker Ward
This amazing art was wasted on a terrible thread.
Robert Jenkins
Isn't Steven technically fighting against a Matriarchy?
Austin Rogers
Yeah
Ethan Cox
Electro Shock Therapy tends to work.
Robert Jenkins
Aku is the kind of villain that would act as if the song worked for a second or two just to blast Steven with his laser eyes and laugh about it.
Leo Mitchell
Bold of you to assume that anti-SU edgelords have actually watched the show
Leo Taylor
What is the best samurai jack fight and why is it the fight between Aku and Jack’s dad?
Ryan Gonzalez
The ninja one was cool