Sesame Street
Sesame Street
Noah Jackson
Cameron Rivera
I like that new pink one
Grayson Diaz
>racism is funny when Yea Forums talks about it
Gavin Thompson
Jaxon Cruz
it's funny when anyone talks about it.
Zachary Phillips
Work your magic Yea Forums.
Brayden Thomas
Who, Abby?
She's not really new. She's been around since 2006, there are 18 year old anons on this board who could've grown up with her always having been there.
Kevin Russell
I did not get the reference
Christopher Clark
>Despite winning his battle with with Supreme court to legally identify as a bucket of Fried Chicken, Grover still faces discrimination at KFC from patrons who refuse to order him.
Owen Perez
Basically a lot of journalists were telling coal miners to get "actual" jobs and recommended programing. Now, a lot of journalists got fired and the exact same thing happened.
Wyatt Powell
>LBGT faggots try to take childrens puppets based on Henson and Oz's friendship and bring them into their degenerate agenda
Jayden Martinez
Liam Campbell
based
David Brooks
Not to try and bring this shit up more, but why does the LGBT crowd even want Bert and Ernie? They have a very dysfunctional relationship.
Asher Perry
Falling_off_chair.png
Thomas Hall
because they need to see themselves in every childrens media to both feel sane, validated and brainwash youths
Xavier Wright
>I don't know the bald Muppet's name.
The manager of KFC had to remind Mr. Hooper what happened to the last employee who asked for better working conditions.
David Perry
Ethan Morgan
Jacob Flores
I see you kept the typo in
Gavin Ramirez
I'm only monster
James Moore
Leo Martinez
Sharp dressed Elmo is one of those things I never expected to be cute.
Juan Adams
I just copied and pasted it
Henry Robinson
But mining coal is an actual job...
Easton Gutierrez
Jackson Nguyen
The journalists thought otherwise.
Daniel Harris
>Mr. Johnson witnessed firsthand exactly what KFC does to the costumers that jokingly order a Whopper from Burger King
Asher Collins
Ethan Clark
>But mining coal is an actual job...
>laughing coal company CEOs
Evan Green
Logan Green
Joshua Allen
>Elmo stares perplexed as Congress laughs at his request to break free from the shackles of their Zionist masters
I think that was the original bertstrip, right?
Blake Ramirez
Ayden Miller
Aaron Watson
Get a white noise app you fucking drama queen.
Jace Sanders
Jaxson Scott
>killing child sex slaves
Were they the heroes we needed but didn't want?
Mason Nelson
Hunter Murphy
>Ernie’s sheer bigotry starts to materialize itself in-front of a helpless Grover to watch in awe
Camden Lewis
Connor Murphy
Benjamin Hall
Classic
Christopher Barnes
Jackson Roberts
Owen Smith
Have you seen the numbers?
Yeah, maybe - but it's dying fast.
Benjamin Morgan
Evan Green
Jeremiah Lewis
Christian Bell
Hunter White
Aiden Hill
I wish that were true
Luis Myers
Lucas Butler
Kevin Morales
Chase Carter
Christian Ramirez
Isaiah Taylor
Kevin Morris
Michael Smith
Jacob Rodriguez
Fixed version
Jacob Hill
Kind of kills the charm.
Austin Rivera
Not in an Australian open-cut mine. No intelligence required.
That's why they are trying to farm out some of their work to automated trucks.
Evan Hall
Fuck I miss these.
Josiah Anderson
Well, Yea Forums? Which number would you call?
Connor Cox
Post the screencap. You know the one.
Austin Garcia
Ayden Jenkins
Depends on if Bill Maher is included
Isaac Watson
There will never be one funnier than this. Every little detail is perfect.
Bentley Miller
Thomas Flores
Mr. Johnson
Jacob Adams
Do you actually want to discuss Sesame Street or do you just want to post Bertstrips?
Nicholas Baker
What is there to discuss? PBS's Lightning took over half the fucking show years ago.
Mason Morales
Classic.
Brayden Mitchell
Yeah there is no way I would've remembered that.
Blake Nguyen
88/14
Nolan Mitchell
this is the one that made me laugh
Nathaniel Cooper
Jeremiah White
Berts sick of your shit Ernie
Julian Jackson
Cracks me up every time.
Kayden Jones
But Bert's nephew is named Brad.
Carson Nguyen
That's... Dark
Lucas Morales
I love this one, & the best part is I always hear it in the chefs voice
Alexander Kelly
It's partly based off a real life case too
Easton Sanders
Kek, close.
Brandon Gutierrez
Not for long, the industry's dying, or at least the parts that needs actual people to act as coal miners, and the simple fact is there's jack shit anyone can do to save it
Nathaniel Long
Not for long it won't be.
Camden Barnes
Levi Rodriguez
Henry Gomez
>Xbox 3-Niggy
I'm dying
Nathaniel Turner
the best.
Hunter Price
for starters its an econological blight and has only hung on as long as it has due to lobbying and the blunt refusal of paid off legislators to invest in sustainable energy (geothermal, wind, solar, nuclear, hydroelectric, etc)
secondly, even if coal wasn't one of the least efficient, most polluting power sources out there...
technological advancements allow 20 men to strip mine an entire mountain with minimal user interferance.
automation does not give a fuck about men and their jobs.
simple fact of the matter is if CEOs can cut people out of the equation and collect their wages they always will.
Isaiah Lee
Best one
Hunter Lopez
Ian Butler
Hudson Wilson
Noah Lee
I wonder how good the reaction posts to this were?
John Cook
Asher Morgan
Nicholas Richardson
LEARN TO CODE
Julian Price
Not good enough to be included.
Source: I'm the original capper
Gabriel Long
should we do work your magic Yea Forumss for non-Muppet screenshots?
this girl's name is Sharon
Zachary Lee
>coal miners lose their jobs
>journalists: "lol learn to code"
>journalists in 2019 lose their jobs
>people raid their twitter with "learn to code"
>journalists screech angrily about FUCKING NAZIS
Carson Harris
Best one. I will never not laugh at this.
Jeremiah Bailey
How did Bertstrips start anyways?
They're the best things
Noah Garcia
A good few were posted on Reddit in 2013, and it's just been going from there.
Here are the first few: imgur.com
Michael Moore
racism is always funny, nigger.
Blake Richardson
Luke Thomas
Racism is funny in general.
Sebastian Hernandez
Oh, I thought this one was about that redditor who taught people how to code but then turned out to be a pedophile who killed himself in prison
Blake Scott
this one is my favorite due to how absurd it is.
Jace Torres
Its funny because it's true
David Wright
Nolan Torres
Dylan Barnes
Oddly wholesome.
Matthew Sullivan
this is a good one
Isaac Butler
Michael Moore
This is nier autómata to me
Nathaniel Garcia
That's a lot of nans.
Carter Gray
Seems like it's trying too hard to be edgy instead of being funny.
Jeremiah Watson
Trigger warning
Jack Wilson
I've had it up to here with all these disgusting goddamn nannies
Eli Carter
I love this one, and I don't know why
Lincoln Moore
This one fucking destroyed me
Elijah Reyes
congrats you just figured out what this meme is about
Oliver Myers
At least shit like is edgy AND funny, this just seems like it's trying too hard.
Aaron Gray
"suicide while in federal custody"
Jace Jenkins
thanks for your purely irrelevant and subjective opinion link your blog so i can subscribe
Cooper Bailey
Thomas Reed
Nigger it’s unfunny garbage. Learn to take some criticism and improve your terrible taste
Liam Adams
Bringing the main muppets into this brings joy to my heart. More of the muppet show, please.
Asher Evans
Thomas White
>Bernie and Ert
Reminder that this was a real thing on german television.
Lucas Walker
It is.
Improve your "memes" and your response to critique.
Easton Flores
meant for
Ryder Torres
Why were a lot of journalists fired?
Cameron Garcia
I completely forgot. It was probably for the same reason BuzzFeed fired their journalists a few months ago. The investors wanted more money and the CEO wouldn't budge his paycheck so he fired a lot of BuzzFeed journalists and used their money to pay off the investors.
Jonathan Lee
I was there...what a day.
Jackson Stewart
Is this one just actual sesame street dialogue?
Colton Barnes
What fuck is with this BDSM cult getup?
Cameron Bell
Shut the fuck up, Yea Forumsmblr.
Ian Harris
I was part of a saturday evening comedy show. Most episodes were about alcohol, drugs and gay sex. There are several episodes on youtube though.
Thomas Wright
Oh so that wasn't a fever dream
Connor James
What part of "german television" did you miss?
Dominic Anderson
Sebastian Torres
Christian Hall
Gavin Smith
Sebastian Nguyen
Andrew Cruz
why is it so easy to mock amy schumer?
Ryan Peterson
Ethan Lee
Because she's LOLFAT, unlike Lena Dunham who is LOLPEDO
Ethan Parker
i thought it was because of how horifically unfunny she was
Parker Lee
"Unfunny woman comedian" is a redundancy of terms
Daniel Cox
Is this unique enough for a caption?
Jaxon Jenkins
>Fonzie stared ahead saying nothing, a look of stone hard determination on his face. He understood what they'd done was done out of necessity not choice. Kermit on the other hand could barely hold in his bile from the smell of the burning orphans.
Hudson Evans
>Ennis writes a run of The Muppets.
Henry Fisher
kek
Jackson Williams
rip my sides
Justin Young
>Kermit realized too late that it wasn't "just the tip" anymore
Jackson Bennett
Sharon ran across the forest when she arrived to the edge of a cliff with no bridges or other ways. When she saw the man who kidnapped and raped her for weeks running to where she was from the only way out, she understood that death was a better option than anything that old man joe would do to her.
James Robinson
Colton Ortiz
This one is definitely my favorite.
Cameron Barnes
Adam Ortiz
Hot boys want to stick it in Abby? Sweet
Tyler Edwards
Is that based on something else? Unironically great short story.
Eli Lee
She's unfunny, steals jokes constantly, is proudly unattractive, utterly disregards anything resembling class or charisma, and I've even heard she's not easy to work with. That she's famous at all is a testament to how broken Hollywood is these days.
Anthony Garcia
She's famous because she was on an infamously rigged reality show, basically.
Hudson Murphy
And she didn't even make the top 3.
This chart is the closest thing to a laugh I've ever gotten that directly related to Amy Schumer's career.
Gabriel Sanchez
>den smakar skit :DDD
Leo Brown
Dylan Reed
Perfect. Print, cut and sold to the user in green
Blake Smith
Could you do the other one as well?
Parker Hughes
kek
Brandon Cruz
If you can come up with a better punchline than "the smell of burning orphans", sure. I feel that it's too weak, and the premise shows promise
Elijah Cook
That caption doesn't match the pic at all.
Jonathan Wood
It's implying that Grover is wearing Miss Piggy's skin, and the pork products they're looking at were made from the rest of her.
It is kinda weak, though.
Joshua Garcia
I just did it myself.
Jason Lewis
Based and deadkidpilled
Aiden Rodriguez
Angel Hernandez
Nathaniel Turner
Joshua Lee
Eh... I like it better this way
Kayden Gomez
Grover's wearing Miss Piggy's skin. Pretty obvious.
Dominic Wilson
It's Fozzie.
Juan Williams
>pretty obvious
No not really, considering it doesn’t even look like a shitty costume, but just regular Miss Piggy.
Julian Gonzalez
A 200 years old industrial era job that's getting quickly put out to pasture
Thomas Baker
At least two people got the joke, man.
Luis Ramirez
Fucking kek
I kept waiting for the twist that never came.
That's clever
Brainlet
Grayson Ortiz
Who's old man joe?
Ryder Walker
Austin Collins
Jace Phillips
I’m pretty sure this was the first one I ever saw. I go to pieces when I look at the stoned look on Ernie’s face.
Jeremiah Anderson
Caleb Reyes
Aaaayyyy!!!
Eli Robinson
Sebastian Cox
A random name for the kidnapper slightly based on the one from the movie "Room"
Carson Long
>general zod and his collaborators are banished to the phantom zone, krypton
Thomas Morris
Michael Hall
I remember her making a joke about the death of one of the dudes on Jackass.
Hated her ever since.
Jackson Cox
John Butler
racism is always funny.
triggered landwhales and betafaggots make it even funnier
Jordan Evans
Christopher Lopez
Adrian Sanchez
This one reminds me of Crank Yankers.
Bentley Ward
She didn't just do that, SHE DID IT IN FRONT OF STEVE-O.
youtube.com
Jordan Barnes
Levi Gutierrez
That's probably why she made the joke, user.
Ayden Hall
Like the idea, just needs a little sauce
I tried my hand
Justin Robinson
Wholesome tbqh
Jaxson King
Fucking Savage
William Perez
Noah Phillips
>Grover's vore fetish is getting out of hand
Michael Wilson
Racist comedy is great. It's when someone goes on an insane boring long winded personal /pol/ rant is when it isn't, because they are not meant to be funny.
Mason Brown
Burnt out Vietnam Vet Bert is the best.
Ayden Diaz
>Bert and Ernie being gay has been a joke for years now
>Young gays shrug and say that they'd be okay with it
>Suddenly the concept of Bert and Ernie being gay is a gay agenda plot to corrupt the children
What did you think was going to happen when you did nothing but crack gay jokes about them for decades?
Zachary Reyes
It really is alongside pic related
Liam Gonzalez
Its my dream to one day see this made into a movie of some sort, with or without the Muppets I could care less
Jackson Long
Juan Gray
Too bad too many /pol/-lite faggots depend on "racist jokes are funny" to leave the door open for the more hardcore idiots they want to impress.
Blue comedy died the moment insult comics insisted that no-one should ever be offended by anything, because that humor literally depends on the fact that it offends someone.
Bentley Jones
>They have a very dysfunctional relationship.
it doesn't appear dysfunctional to them, it just looks like a regular gay relationship
Dominic Cox
The bullshit thing about it is that the original intent of the first of those articles was to encourage people who genuinely tied their self-worth into doing the same job that's killed everyone of their family members for over 100 years to move on and re-establish themselves because coal is a dying industry. Unfortunately, the working poor are notoriously stubbon and the upper middle class are notoriously belittling, so it blow up into the "LEARN TO CODE" shit.
Eli Thompson
Underrated.
Ryan Powell
Hey, did you know Obama signed a countering propaganda act designed to proliferate more good news stories and less fake news one, funding for which conveniently expired right around the time when a bunch of those journalists were being laid off.
Isaac Hughes
Thanks Obama.
Xavier Peterson
Little too much sauce. Maybe this.
Cooper Hill
As Kermit watched the TV in horror as the second tower fell, Fozzie reveled in the utter chaos and destruction as the five years of planning came to a dramatic climax. Knowing that it was only a matter of time before they would come for him, He gently grabbed his friend by his shoulders and whispered to him, "I told you I was going to bring down the house"
Michael Ross
Who's got any Allahu Akbar or Hip-Hop All-Stars memes?
Blake Hernandez
>I told you I was going to bring down the house
That's brilliant.
Noah Clark
but wait how does creating propaganda counter propaganda
Jace Murphy
she sucks
Jack Jackson
Not cropped properly. We can still see that he's just rubbing his head on the bed.
Zachary Lee
Need the one with Bert's Vietnam backstory.
Brayden Rogers
>mfw Ernie was telling the truth--except that he switched the numbers
Kayden Scott
That was actually one of my favourite star guests in Sesame Street.
Liam Gomez
its more of that it is an extremely unrealistic expectation that coal miners in west Virginia could get both the retraining needed and get a job in any major tech hub. If I remember right of those who did try to LEARN TO CODE there was only like a 15% success rate. Probably due to 1. not having a bachelors 2. being to old to hire 3. prejudice faced trying to get a job in a place that has jobs like a major city when you come from fucking west Virginia.
Juan Howard
Josiah Gray
Literally everything past the first sentence is boring and unfunny
Colton Russell
Expect retards to not be dumb enough to take easy jokes seriously? But we live in an era where Wiccans tried to weave counter curses to fight /pol/ and Kek, so what do i know?
Samuel James
I read it out loud in the swedish chef's voice
James Green
People thought Bert and Ernie were gay even before it was a representation thing.
Even Avenue Q was making fun of it.
Wyatt Robinson
Ernie and bert dueling is a really comical mental image.
Benjamin Powell
At least Yoko Taro self inserts himself as a whiny monster robot that never gets any.
Dominic Diaz
>Zero Escape: Zero Time Dilemma
Easton Moore
>PBS's Lightning
?
Noah Brooks
>I am the milkman, my milk is delicious
Jackson White
Good reference and fantastic game.
Brayden Gonzalez
>Alice in Sexland.jpg
Nathan Bailey
So, are these considered fanfiction?
Jacob Bailey
Quite appropriate.
Josiah Moore
>Fozzie stared ahead saying nothing, a look of stone hard determination on his face. He understood what they'd done was done out of necessity not choice. Kermit on the other hand could only gape in open mouth horror at the realization of all the horrors their actions were yet to bring
Colton Phillips
>PBS's Lightning
What's that? (Australian here)
Michael Ross
they'd have to be written by fans
Levi Bailey
So apparently this one is genuine and actually happened in the episode?
Jaxson Jones
this is bullshit but i believe it
Bentley Nguyen
if its all free game, why not one for Pilot and Rygel from Farscape?
Levi Morris
It's conceptually spot-on parody you don't expect.
Kevin Ross
No one should be offended by anything, especially not jokes. Comedy is pretty fucking much dead because Hollywood forgot this.
Jason Scott
Hah, good one.
Robert Morales
>Again god's light comes down on Rygel, again Pilot thinks about a kamakaze run into a star.
Adrian Ortiz
Reminds me of Silent Hill.
Brody Campbell
That's why a lot of the material female comedians have is menstrual-based/etc.
Cooper Parker
Exactly. Genitals are the only adult things you can joke about that dont trigger the blue check marks.
Leo Carter
>Wakka-wakka!
Austin Turner
You mean Unknown no1 and unknown no2, right?
Levi Lee
>vile jew sorcery
gets me every fucking time
Aiden Perez
>I pretend to have a sense of humor so I can scream factually incorrect hate and pretend that anyone who corrects me is violating a moral code that I don't practice.
Never has someone preached the "you're not allowed to have feelings" faux-morality without displaying their own outrage at the same time.
Dylan Sanders
>after accidentally solving the Lamerchand Configuration during one of their weekly orgies, Bernie and Ert accept their new place among the Cenobites
kek
>defeated by Super Grover, general Elmo and his lackeys are banished to the Ghost Zone.
Joshua Smith
I like this one the best.
Camden Sanders
That's the other good kind of wholesome meme. When I'm bracing for the twist, the honest good vibes just slip right through
Dominic Robinson
It's more like people took a counter-troll seriously. I remember plenty of kids who weren't allowed to watch Seseme Street in grade school because their redneck dads didn't want them watching a "pussy faggot feeling and colors" show because they thought diversity and learning were queer.
When gay people started jokingly saying "sure; it's totally about turning kids gay.", those same kinds of dads took it as fact and ran with it, which in turn led to some idiots in LGBTQ ALSO taking what was an old joke seriously.
Nathan Foster
hi tumblr
Zachary Sanders
I don't think anyone was expecting the over 40 coal-miners to do any coding. They'd never change their minds and are happy to die of black lung because that's how pappy died. They were most aimed at people 40 and under who theoretically had a chance to change.
But, like you pointed out, there's no chance that upper middle class techy types would tolerate being around West Virginians long enough to train and employ them.
Jeremiah Thompson
>tumblr
Modern tumblr has been doing its level best to shatter LGBTQ by sowing so much discontent and mistrust in all its branches that they'd never work together again.
Tumblr's currently one of the few places where white nationalists won't be booted off, terfs run free, people who insist that bisexuals don't really exist have major followings, lynch mobs for people too accepting can be called on at the drop of a hat, and all the previous tumblrite stuff was seen as a faze.
Camden Bailey
i don't believe you but i somehow also wouldn't be surprised if you were telling the truth
Blake Bennett
Probably because all the LGTBI people who jumped off the Tumblr ship were there mostly for the porn.
Camden Thomas
GOAT Bertstrip.
Adrian Walker
>"I shouldn't take jokes seriously" equates to "I shouldn't have feelings"
Have you considered not being a hypersensitive faggot?
Carter Scott
If your feelings make you act like a faggot, you don’t have a right to complain about being called a faggot
Gabriel Hall
Kermit and Fozzie look on in abject horror as the first of two planes collides with the World Trade Center
Alexander Walker
Racism is funny because everyone is racist. That is fact. White liberal guilt brainwashes people into thinking otherwise.
Christopher Thompson
>Inspector Fuzzy arrests Kermit as he looks into the World Trade Center screen, his latest crime exposed for everyone to gaze upon
James Roberts
Kermit watches in horrifying disbelief as the second plane crashes into the south tower of the WTC, failing to notice the satisfied nod Fozzie gave before he calmly turned and walked away.
Oliver Phillips
I think these two are the best.
Anthony Garcia
Wakka wakka akbar.
Ryan Morales
Something always pisses me off about threads that are 2 days old or older
Gavin Nguyen
Racism for the sake of racist comedy is funny
Racism to push some shitty /pol/ agenda is cringy
Carter Murphy
Your thread only lasted 10 minutes?
Jonathan Allen
I don't make threads
Brandon Scott
I love this one. It's funny, but also really sad to point of almost being poignant.
Isaac Parker
>I told you I was going to bring down the house
And my sides
Kayden Edwards
Top 10 Anime Endings.
Cameron Murphy
Carson Watson
Xavier Cooper
Easton Price
Corrected a minor grammar mistake
Wyatt Green
Tyler Thompson
Someone crop this for captioning.
Logan Thomas
This is canon, remember the time Grover slapped her ass?
youtube.com
Julian Ross
Adrian Green
Anthony Powell
Sebastian Evans
Easton Roberts
William Wilson
Ethan Brooks
Luke Morales
Brandon Anderson
>Melon Johnny
Lincoln Watson
That's not even Sam. That's the Beautiful Day monster you unfunny faggot.
Daniel Barnes
Brandon Hughes
Was that on purpose?
Jeremiah Barnes
Speaking of people who need to dilate....
Eli Garcia
Luis Wilson
Joseph Adams
>Heh, heh
Aiden Lee
Josiah Diaz
Get yer muppets right faglord.
Joshua Thomas
This. I remember rednecks mad about how Bert and Ernie were the jew-controlled!! media secretly trying to "normalize" gay relationships.
Dominic Hernandez
I'm gonna save this so I can study these words and expand my vocabulary.
Christopher Long
That wound's gonna start healing if you don't keep it open sweetie.
Carter Smith
*Sob* n-no you C-CAN'T j-j-j-joke *sniffle* on the i-i-i-internet!!!
Josiah Reed
Anthony Gutierrez
Oh, instead of triggered, it's niggered. I get it.
Nicholas Hall
Grover's head twisted round 90 degrees is what makes this.
Gavin Bell
>judges at Comicon evaluate Big Bird's twitter cosplay
Jonathan Nguyen
This one's funnier if you've actually seen the show recently.
Nicholas Diaz
Still my favorite.
Asher Walker
Elmo's blank stare also helps, he seems just resigned
Dylan Nelson
Oof
James Lopez
This one kills me
Jonathan Cook
Yugioh jokes are always funny.
Kevin Thompson
it could be kinda wholesome too. yugioh is about friendship after all
Julian Watson
And burning serial killers alive
Blake Thomas
Henry Gray
Camden White
i'd like to imagine her in a bathing suit is from trying to run from her kidnapper naked and picking up an old one piece bathing suit from her gym bag that she left on the trail the kidnapper took her
Jaxon Lee
Early Yugioh was basically Saw, but in reverse.
Charles Sanchez
I miss it and really wish the creator had gone with doing the D&D game instead of the card game.
Hudson Brown
split personality yugi was...interesting
Sebastian Morgan
The Watered down 90's anime was pretty bad, though in a somewhat enjoyable way.
Jayden Cook
You know, now that i think about it, Yugi and Yami were pretty much just the good guy version of Doppio and Diavolo. The Innocent child who is the surprisingly trusted ally of the ruthless mastermind, who both share the same body.
Nolan Roberts
He probably did it for the merchandising yen
Henry Gray
Brazil by Terry Gilliam, kind of.
Robert Parker
Here you go...
Charles Robinson
Doesn’t help the transformation theme was basically a game show.
m.youtube.com
Matthew Cook
You know sweety, the joke comes from appplying the edginess into a joke, not jut being edgy for edge sake
Dylan Kelly
I'm sure it was supposed to be a slap on the back, but the combo of Grover aiming low and calling her "baby" probably wasn't a good idea.
Daniel Powell
Might have been intentional.
Still, I thought it was kinda funny how it would be so upbeat as he nightmare mindfucked people.
Kayden Lee
>mblr
Dude I’m sorry to say it but our scapegoat Tumblr fucking DIED. It’s gone, along with all the porn with it.
Lincoln Price
There was an anime before the 2000’s show? Or are you counting the year it started airing, 2000, as part of the 90’s?
Xavier Clark
William Lopez
There was a 1998 anime that never got an official English dub.
Gabriel Sullivan
too fucking far
Julian Cox
Holy shit, Danny fucking knew.
Easton Price
Bentley Stewart
That's only 25
Elijah Morgan
Isaiah Evans
Evan James
Juden?
Brayden Diaz
any of you shitposters know where the
“The Scientist took the incredibly rare opportunity to blame the gravitational problems on Mrs Piggy’s fat ass” -bertstrip
I tried finding it in google and in previous threads and came up with nothing.
Daniel Murphy
Wow, first one of these I saw that featured Murray
Daniel Parker
Jace Green
heh
Oliver Campbell
Absolute madlad
Kevin Martin
Always delighted to tell an user that this exists.
Jason Reyes
There's a "Season 0" that never got an English translation. There's a handful of things that the 2000 show flashes back to that actually come from that season.
Xavier Hughes
>I'm a REAL joker!
>laughs in Batman: TAS
Nicholas Young
I love that crossover because Fozzie (and Ms Piggy/Animal) are the same puppeteer as Yoda.
Matthew Flores
>things that the 2000 show flashes back to
It gets butchered to fuck by the card stuff, but it’s there. Teá almost getting raped? She was actually taken hostage by an escaped convict and was using her as a human shield. Yugi managed to illuminate just what he was doing wrong.
Austin Perez
LOL
Colton Howard
LOL at the blue jay muppet
Elijah Gutierrez
>Kills you in Jokerese
Caleb Gutierrez
do a work your magic Yea Forums on this non-Muppet screenshot
Jason Long
Wow you retards believe anything, sick pigs.
Eli Garcia
why the fuck would their producer give a shit about them not following orders? he'd probably be drinking too
Benjamin Jones
The real problem is Carrie Fisher mauled Hamils face for coke
Dominic White
Made a good one just for you!
Lincoln Gomez
Samuel Robinson
Thank god for eggbreeding fics.
Brody Rivera
Jaxon Roberts
As cheesy and watered down as it was, the opening was fucking great
Juan Peterson
kek, that's pretty good
Owen Bailey
>hurr war is so bad a bloo bloo
pussy
Luis Gutierrez
kek
Christian Thomas
What decks would Bert and Ernie run?
Cooper Watson
You must be at least 18 years old to post on this site, user.
Lucas Wilson
top kek
Nolan Turner
Bert - Gusto
Ernie - Troll Garbage Duck deck
Joseph Clark
nice one
James Gray
>Conservative man looks upon the annual San Francisco Pride Parade
Henry Young
A job that's running out of coal to mine. But the people who mine the coal refuse to do anything except mine because of "muh tradition, muh lineage, muh pride" as they sit on their patios wasting away.
Camden Robinson
>hurr guys i just repeat tranny jokes am i accepted yet?
Sebastian Ramirez
>Sesame Street: All Bosses
Benjamin Perry
Wow you're slow. Or did you just finish?
Ayden Carter
They refuse to do anything else because most coal mining areas don't have anything other than coal-related industries or sub-industries, and coal mining pays ~60k a year so even when there are other jobs available in reasonable distance it's often a significant downgrade in pay.
Christian Price
Glorious
Jack Baker
I always thought they were just brothers sharing an apartment. They always acted more like a quiet older brother who prefers reading and caring for pigeons dealing with his eccentric younger brother’s off the wall silly shenanigans
Jackson Foster
They were literally based on Jim Henson and Frank Oz back when they were roommates. Henson was Ernie.
Nathan Walker
Ernie somehow makes a Sonic Duck OTK deck so no one wants to duel him.
Jacob Bailey
I suddenly want a DVD box set of exclusively Bert and Ernie shorts. They were always my favorite part
Andrew Myers
Cookie Monster losing that duel was bullshit!
Jaxson Anderson
That was OG Sesame Monsters, 90% of the Duels were bullshit
Jose Hall
Landon Perry
Mining coal, or doing any such though job for minimal pay, is not an actual job, but a modern day slavery and the journos were right to call retards on it.
Nicholas Morgan
Wasn't there an user who had a solid Ernie and did some vocaroos of a few of these? Particularly I definitely remember it but I'm starting to think it might have been a fever dream
Sebastian Richardson
>mining
>slave labor
t. Retarded wapo journo
Maybe over 100 years ago, but by the time of diesel equipment, coal mining was an extremely lucrative job, on par with oil rig drilling. The pay was more than enough to raise a family quite comfortably.
Kayden Clark
Jason Morgan
Don't forget Miners have a much stronger union than Programmers, so they can't just be dumped.
Justin Brown
>work your ass off
or
>do nothing all day
for the same pay
Which one you choose, Anone?
Owen Nelson
This is legit the only funny one of these.
Ryan Clark
>do nothing all day
You clearly never did any programming. When you leave the mine, you are done working for the day. Pretty hard to get stuck and not know what to do, too. Of course, an idiot would have no idea why thinking pays so much.
Jack Evans
Worse thing about Programming is that they want to pay as little as possible, sometimes even after the agreement has been reached.
You have very little protection because they have the idea they could always get another to fill your spot.
Parker Turner
Then motherfuckers need to quit being pussies and make them prove it. Then again, cant expect the type of person who would want to sit on his ass all day to stand up for himself :^)
Jason Sanchez
> Then again, cant expect the type of person who would want to sit on his ass all day to stand up for himself :^)
Unironically good point
Just look at most programmers
Jaxon Watson
Anybody?
I can't find 'em on line.
I did a google search.
I'd post 'em myself if I could find them.
Nicholas Cox
>den smakar skit pal julbord
Kayden Green
These parts were so weird to me, cuz it looks like those split shots in anime.
Charles Walker
So who’s the Exodia of this universe? Jim Henson?
Adrian Reyes
Evan Bennett
NIGGER WARNING
Levi Powell
Funny, I always thought that Jim seemed too timid to be Ernie.
Jaxon Diaz
Why recently? I remember Mr. fucking Noodle from 20 years ago.
James Price
Too many fucking words. This shit is reddit-tier humor.
Kevin Ortiz
Overrated.
Alexander Sullivan
Yeah, but it went from being something that only teens and adults joked about to something that activists began to legitimately campaign for.
Daniel Phillips
Honestly I’d just have Fozzie day “ Waka-Waka”
Blake Gomez
>Bert is surprised by the backlash he received after filming a body in the suicide forest
Jayden Sanders
Go pick my cotton nigger.
Angel Campbell
Samuel Cruz
Nolan Stewart
Michael Long
Easton Thompson
Owen Phillips
Wow haha how funny haha nigger nigger nigger very funny haha
Lucas Hill
William Davis
Adrian Murphy
Caleb Harris
Brody Barnes
Sebastian Martinez
Luke Young
Austin Gray
Zachary Bailey
kek
Kayden Taylor
Zachary Richardson
Camden Davis
as the person who posted the screenshot, kek
Christopher Brown
Lincoln Hill
You had already Evil Bert pics around 2000.
Gavin Wilson
Tyler Martin
The little crack is a nice touch.
Christopher Gutierrez
Hunter Ward
Cameron Hughes
Jaxon Jenkins
Kayden Morgan
Bentley Ramirez
Aiden Lewis
Lucas Thomas
Brayden Stewart
Dylan Nguyen
Nicholas Johnson
this one brings back memories for me
Brayden Peterson
That one was always a personal favorite of mine.
Elijah Taylor
This was the first one of these I ever came across and it still makes me laugh.
Josiah Brown
Underrated kek. Just wish it was gon' instead of gonna
Brandon Campbell
Jason Mitchell
Any Bert strips for this feel?
Juan Morgan
Logan Morales
Blake Collins
Dale Gribble/10
Ryan Roberts
Lincoln Wright
Inglourious Mupperts
Landon Wood
>i have the retention of a child! Please cater to me, wahhh!
The build up for the punchline is what makes it.
Joseph Roberts
>orgasmic wincing was heard all across the busy restaurant. The crowd turned and looked at their king, and saw him for what he was; a defiler of order in order to satisfy his own selfish and personal whims. As pointed out.
>The crowd, having been forced into King Grover's dominion since 1992, had felt more shame and pity for their ailing pervert king than they did any true resentment. For them, this was life, and they accepted their periodic abuse with the same effort as a simple daily routine.
Chase Carter
>laughing coal company CEOs
They are losing profit actually. The coal industry is shrinking, that is why there are fewer jobs, not because of outsourcing or automation. Coal is just dirtier and less energy dense than other fossil fuels. Coal miners are also very expensive to care for because coal mining is inherently awful for your health so you are spending a lot on healthcare.
Cooper Lopez
>so they can't just be dumped.
Right, they just close entire operations because they become wastes.
Jacob Morris
Jesus Christ my sides
Kayden Young
I like the "local Vegan" one better
Ian Garcia
Jonathan Adams
PETA superhero talks shit about Steve Irwin for an hour while Elmo considers how to turn him into his namesake.
Evan Rogers
Henry Campbell
Zachary Hughes
none of these are particularly good, maybe someone add a caption based on the fact that Ernie is the only one smiling?
Colton Reyes
Adrian Bailey
One of my favourites
David Wilson
>As soon as they realized it was the silhouette of the projectionist holding a gun to his head, the whole group suddenly developed a disturbing insight into Ernie’s true nature.
Angel Campbell
The best thing about this caption is that it works in either the first or third person.
Ethan Parker
Eli Collins
Jacob Thompson
Gavin Cook
>They are losing profit actually.
So they lay off more Miners as Automation has already made the poor losers obsolete.
Samuel Fisher
Only Ernie liked The Last Jedi
Ian Watson
I'm the Joker, baby!
Robert Richardson
One of my favorite gifs I've never seen Bleach, and most people in this gif are dead now
Landon Gutierrez
This is almost boomer-tier.
Parker Johnson
>You have very little protection because they have the idea they could always get another to fill your spot.
Joke's on them cause I always make my code as arcane as possible and never document anything.
Grayson Perry
In much the same way that delivering ice used to be.
Austin Ross
Camden Williams
This is, of course, the vision Johnny had in Nickajack Cave.
Mason Jackson
>As a way to deal with the loss of his friends, Ernie made a model of the last place they were in.
Lucas Hughes
This has no right to be so wholesome for a Bertstrip
Noah Gomez
Being paid nothing because there's no coal to mine is a much more significant downgrade in pay.
Charles Perez
What is the context behind the shot? Is the Count actually about to fucking eat Telly?
Nathan Rodriguez
Sesame Street fucking dies
Liam King
poopy head
Blake Morales
>my people are elitist spergs trying to speak for the "lower" classes of society
>it's up to me to reinterpret all the absolutely retarded shit they say so as to make them seem less retarded to people outside the cult
>when they belittled middle aged minors with sassy gigs and emojis by telling them to code, it was uhhhh... actually well-meaning advice, see, for their health and their uuh families
>they didn't actually expect the people they were telling to learn to code to actually learn to code, they were just... sending cryptographed well wishes
>it was all implied
>fucking nazis
Levi Fisher
*miners *gifs
William Cruz
its the word "eons" that gives it that nice rare kick