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you are disgusting people metalfags

how to get my alcoholic uncle to stop listening to cr*Nge diapershit every time I'm in the car with him

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Yes.

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based. King Diaper sucks

I posted this a long time ago and someone called me a butt metal bitch.

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Wolverine Blues (best Entombed record) and Crowbar are based but honestly yeah butt metal seems appropriate

I relistened to this and decided it's based after all. I owe that Trad Doom tripfaggot an apology (just one [1]).

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wait females are based?
youtube.com/watch?v=tYJCXTZA5Lw&ab_channel=AlbertoMassidda

>"comfy"
100% guaranteed to be boring (and probably diapershit)

youtu.be/7e9cksMfjlw

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Not even remotely diapeyshit. It’s just pleasant

*Is the best album in Metal history*

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youtube.com/watch?v=CAhkjJUlpro&ab_channel=NoGleamingLight

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I have this downloaded already actually. I'll listen next.

youtube.com/watch?v=w5YJZQDry5U

POST BLASTANG NOW!!!!!!

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very good riffs, best thing I've heard out of France

BLASTING!
youtu.be/DupC_W7ctF4

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I've listened to this twice a day for like 3 days in a row now.
It's not even that great, it just ticks a bunch of my boxes and is easy to listen to while working.

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blasting but i am also kinda sad

youtube.com/watch?v=CwI9bEIm-bs

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>tfw going to see Suicidal Tendencies at a festival this summer
>tfw just found out Dave Lombardo won't be playing cause he's just rejoined Testament
FUCK

what was that album that had a bunch of sick space monsters but when you look closer everything is covered in cocks? I remember it being extremely detailed, I think they were Canadian but that might just be because it's got penises all over it

All whores

really good for a singles ep

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The black fat fuck they had on drums when I saw them in 2010 was great.

THIS was supposed to be the next big thing in Thrash?

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I was disappointed

I liked it except the drumming which was basic as fuck. Even for Thrash

Alissa is such a whore, i feel bad for enjoying new AE records

These guys are absolutely one of the best death metal bands to have debut in the past 5 years

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>comfy

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Is this some sort of test? The entire left column is based then the rest is terrible

man stop lying to yourself even Carcass hates Swansong

Oh I better stop enjoying it then, hey? Maybe I could be like you and let other people dictate my music taste, would you like that you cheeky little cunt?

yes because then it would be good

quicksand, crowbar, and high of fire are all sick

>you WILL listen to burzum
>you WILL listen to megadeath
>you WILL eat ze bugs
>you WILL shit your diaper daily

Update: this was mediocre as all fuck and not at all catchy or engaging at all

megadick sucks dont listen to them

>and not at all catchy or engaging at all
No black metal is catchy. The whole genre stinks

>siege column
>black metal

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what overproduction does to a nigga
>oh I can't hear every displaced air molecule when the singer farts it must be black metal

>No black metal is catchy
At this point you're either shitposting, or you have to have SOME awareness that the problem here is your own hearing right? Given first wave is just thrash/speed with shit production you're going to be saying those genres essentially aren't catchy either, and if you want to tell me any of the good albums by Bathory don't have catchy moments I'm going to laugh at you condescendingly.

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You've got taste but your taste is butt metal

youtube.com/watch?v=d1tv4FonugI
black metal is inherently catchy and memorable unlike death metal

ladies, ladies
both BM (bowel movement) and DM (douchey mcfartface) fucking suck

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Elder abuse the old whoreson

for the past 30 minutes I've been trying to explain why the scorpions are diapershittercore and suck dick to my grandfather but he keeps saying "it's better than all that screaming music" and I simply do not know what to do anymore

call him a poser and then shit yourself doing an impersonation of him, and end this conversation while wiping your ass with his tongue while Mortician plays