Give me the dumbest/most batshit Elseworlds/what if stories you can think of

Batman dies trying to save the Flying Graysons. Teenaged Dick is thrown into the foster care system, full of rage and a desire to avenge his parents while Gotham is now without its dark knight. Aided by the spirit of long-dead trapezist Boston Brand he goes out into the city dispensing brutal, acrobatic justice.

It's Superman but he's evil.

So what would the Creature Commandos of this universe be?

Replaced by the Normie Brigade.

It's a DC earth that's very much like the Boys, except Superman is still regular Superman, a paragon of good in a sleazy corrupt world full of narcissistic assholes.

JSA of American folk lore that takes place in the 1800s.

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A group of superheroes that are all just clones of Norm MacDonald?

Spaghetti Western Wonder Woman.

We call them Hot Property

kingpin and rhino are the same person, he just puts the suit on when he feels like it

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Justice Riders.

Victorian horror Wonder Woman.

Every other Kryptonian made it off before the explosion except Kal-El

Damn fine use of the lore son
Damn fine

A massive, event-style battle concludes with the universe, mainly earth, completely fucked and many heroes dead. The Sun is weakened and so is Superman who wanders the wasteland with the last Green Lantern ring righting wrongs and trying to just keep hope alive in a dying world.

Victorian but without horror.

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Wonder Woman: Amazonia.

It had better fucking end with Superman sacrificing himself doing something so obscenely noble that it attracts the Entity of Hope to the solar system and it restores the sun and life to Earth.

swap the ages around so Dick Grayson was Robin first and took Bruce Wayne under his wing as Batboy when his parents were killed

Well, duh. The ring has to stop working and just regular, powerless Clark needs to go down swinging for something grand.

Super powered last sons and daughters just keep showing up at the Kent farm and they just keep raising them as their own.

Thomas is killed but Martha survives, Bruce becomes a brooding child vigilante with Martha adopting the Robin moniker to try and brighten his mood

Lex is a good guy and runs for president. Bruce Wayne runs against him as a thinly veiled Trump allegory.

Lex alredy ran for presidency.

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Superman arrives to Earth in the 19th century, rather than the 20th. It turns out tall tales are real heroes. Together, they form the League of Frontier Justice:
>Superman (Clark Kent)
>Steel (John Henry)
>The Lone Ranger (John Reid)
>Lumberin' Jack (Paul Bunyan)
>Johnny Appleseed (John Chapman)
>Lone Star (Pecos Bill)
They fight crime in the American heartland, as well as get into occasional brawls with other creatures of legend (chupacabras in the Southwest, Sasquatch in the Northwest, the necessary Christmastime Santa Claus issue)

Yeah, but as regular old villain Lex. We've had good Lex, too. Combining them is ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT

A world where superheroes went "extinct in the 1940s when the entire JSA died stopping a Nazi superweapon, the only survivor being Wildcat. Cut to present day where the JSA are restored to life through cloning by Amanda Waller, who uses nanites in the bloodstreams of their surviving family/descendants as insurance to blackmail them into serving the US as a black ops Suicide Squad. They're forced to commit all sorts of unsavory deeds until they accidentally have a run-in with Ted, now an ancient drunkard with a heart disease that's down to his final life, having expended all of the others doing the work of an entire super team on his own for 70 years. He promises to free them, even if it's the last thing he does.

Ted begins recruiting a bunch of kids with superpowers and incredible talents,
>Barry Allen, the new Flash
>Zatanna
>Green Arrow
>Stargirl
>Captain Atom
>Shazam
>Hal Jordan
essentially forming the modern Justice League by accident as he builds an army to take down the Suicide Society. In the process, he learns the US government has actually been working all this time to prevent superheroes and metahumans from ever returning to prominence. It's up to the League to free them from Waller, and expose the actions of the government to the public.

the Justice League is a special forces platoon in Vietnam sent on a secret mission by the CIA (under the administration of Lex Luthor) to capture an ancient Vietnamese temple constructed by the Khmer Empire as an apparatus for capturing otherworldly entities and evil spirits from folklore. In order to assist the league, each member is magically attached to a spirit of an american folk hero (e.g Wild Bill, Daniel Boone, John Henry) who gives them special abilities. They engage in battle with VC, NVA, Russian spies (many of whom are capable sorcerers), and finally the evil Hindu/Buddhist folk spirits, with both their paranormal powers and their advanced military equipment.

Wonder Woman
Blue Marble
(Opposite of Superman Red Son)
Diana Prince is raised some Anne Rand characters like Atlas Shrugged a book I didn't read and a movie series I didn't watch. She brings the world into a capitalistic utopia. A world fully ready to war against Darksied's forces. A planet Earth ruled by Philosophy and Science. A Neo Grecco-Roman paradise planet of Colossians and Champions. Competition has honed culture and peoples.
Batman is a Champion. Superman is a hermit. Guy Gardener is an idiot.

>mormons

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So Superman is a tranny?

A former black ops guy(real action hero type), on the run, hides out in Gotham where he meets an attractive young blonde, bmvery recently separated from her abusive significant other, and begins a relationship. After a couple weeks the truth comes out as her ex rolls up and their identities are revealed: Harley and Joker. A fight ensues and the black ops guy kills the Joker. This happens in a very public space and the whole city is aware. We explore a post-Joker Gotham, how the criminal underworld reacts to this new vaccuum, and a spy thriller as the government hunts down donut steel turned unlikely hero. And Batman is caught in the middle of all of it.

Paul Bonyan is overpowered.

I like this idea.

That doesn't describe it at all

What if Superman wasn't super

He would be man

Not horror and part of the book isn't even Victorian. I mean full-on Victorian horror.

Bruce got tired being Batman and go into politics. Actually got Gotham to become better i.e. Huey Long style although turning the city into a surveillance state.
He intends to do the same for the entirety of the US while bargaining with other international meta-humans to go into politics as well (even funding the Chinese Justice League to coup their own government and Black Adam to unite the Middle East).
The Elseworld follow the reaction of the JLA of these turns of events.

What if all the superheroines didn't wear any shoes or socks like haha wouldn't that be funny

Thanks. Was thinking Catwoman as a Hero for the People a la Golden Age/Morrison's AC Superman.

And it resulting in a love triangle when Bruce Wayne, the new owner of The Gotham Gazette, sets out to find out her identity.

Eleventh century Justice League.

Trigon was a demon of lust and so Raven is the offspring of a lust demon.

Had a somewhat similar idea. Streaky becomes Selina's pet instead of Kara's and hijinks ensue.

>capitalistic utopia
>capitalism
>utopia
Like Rapture?

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Beat me to it.

Bruce is the heir to the Wayne family that has been, unknowing to him, purged by the ruling families. Now the Free City of Gotham has entered a period of corruption, decline, and misery as it's trade empire collapses from disuse and sheer over consumerism. The Court of Fools rules over Gotham's underbelly now, plaguing it with crime and corruption the city guard struggles to contain. Enter the Bat Knight who fights for the poor and helpless, bringing the criminal to justice. A symbol of hope who may prove to be a dual edged sword what with the Harlequin...

Meanwhile, with the decline of the Free Cities comes the Hannegan who has began uniting Texarkana with an ingenious plan that threatens to forever change the course of civilization.

lol why is everything about trump to you

Red Dawn, but with Batman and other lower tier heroes.

What if Deathstroke taught Batman his Kung-Fu Ninja shit
What if Superman landed in Atlantis
What if Hal Jordon was a mild-mannered journalist
What if The Flash was written by Jack Kirby

The new 52 :^)

>What if Superman landed in Atlantis
Damn, that one's great.

Instead of hacking into a green lantern battery, Teen Lantern hacks into a black lantern battery.
She can now kill anyone, anywhere, and it turns into Deathnote, but with Batman and Hal Jordan.

Never read this, is it good?

I never read this one either but I'm assuming since no one ever talks about it or holds it in high esteem that it's not considered any good. Really, a Victorian-era WW should write itself. So much potential there.

These are actually pretty good.

For a planet that has all the EClipse heroes helping it along, the colosseum, bread and circuses for the plebs but a great Legion of Super Heroes opportunity for champions.
The opposite of Superman Red Son, Wonder Woman Blue Marble.

Justice Lords but it's focused on Jon, Damian and their generation.

Something,Something...
Justice League but themed after Tarot Cards
Superman is the Sun
Batman is the Devil
Wonder Woman is Justice

The Justice League is actually a metal band

Wonder Woman is drums and female vocals
Superman is lead vocals.
Batman plays bass, AND guitar.

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The DC Universe except during the American Revolution.

>Superman was raised by Quakers in Pennsylvania before moving to Metropolis. He doesn't want to participate in the War for Independence, even though the Founding Fathers frequently try to convince him. Because of this, he's mistrusted by both sides of the war.
>Bruce Wayne is a cousin of Anthony Wayne who signed the Declaration of Independence. He's one of the more radical figures in the revolution, being more like Thomas Paine than Thomas Jefferson. He's also a staunch abolitionist, freeing all of his company's slaves after he inherited it. Alfred, a slave who helped raise him, and Lucius, a carpenter and a mechanic, decided to stay with him to help him as Batman.
>Steve Trevor is a sailor in the Continental Navy who washes up on the shores of Themyscira, which is in the Bermuda Triangle, and comes back to the colonies with Diana, who he convinced to help the revolution.
>Hal Jordan is a former Minuteman who wants to fight for independence, but cannot because the Green Lantern Corps does not allow him to.
>Bartholomew Allan is a polymath and an associate of Benjamin Franklin. He was struck by lightning during an experiment and ended up discovering the Speed Force.
>Orin does not want any part in the conflict, and is openly hostile towards both Britain and the colonies. However, he does agree to join Superman's Justice League to open Atlantis up to the surface world.
>Shortly after the war ends, Brainiac invades Earth and America, Britain, and all the other Empires of the world team up to assist the Justice League. George Washington dies in the conflict, and as a result, Bruce Wayne becomes the first President in this timeline.

Okay, but can we just copy and past everything from Taxi Driver and King of Comedy?

There's a lot of old as balls Elseworlds and things like that nobody talks about. Doesn't mean they're bad, just that they're not commonly read or reprinted. Things like Batman Houdini come to mind. The art's gorgeous, but it's not something anyone really cares about because it's a random old as fuck Elseworld.

Cool. What kind of grown up Jon are you thinking of, One Million or...?

isn't this what the Universal studios Dark Universe thing was supposed to be?

>Batman's dead is Donald Trump?
Freudian slip?

If you want to keep the Superman Red Son parallel going, make it so the world an Objectivity Wonder Woman creates pushes the free-market utopia idea to its logical extreme but undermined by its inherit fault. In Red Son, Superman was able to create a truly prosperous and egalitarian society but only by giving into totalitarianism. For Blue Marble, their world is spurred forward by free-market competition but ruthlessly abandons those perceived as weak and lazy, regardless of their actual situation. Superheros in that world would help people but only so far as it advances their own personal agenda, which can vary. Batman enforces his justice over Gotham as a means of dealing with his guilt complex but only in Gotham. Superman, being the supreme altruist, is shunned by society because no one believes he has a motive beyond the inherit rightness of helping people. Guy Gardner is still an idiot

>>Steel (John Henry)
This could incorporate the Elseworlds version of Steel from the Steel Annual.

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Paradise Island is actually in Slaughter Swamp, Gotham. The Amazons live in a abandoned 200 year old mansion and make food money working at a mudwrestling ring. Not just throwing numbers around, the wood isn't in good condition, the plumbing less so.
Batman wants to investigate a cabin fever murder (of Donna Troy), but the A's think that if a man sets foot in their mansion, it'll sink Fall of the House of Usher style. At the end, Montoya finds out that the mansion is imprisoning, resting on, the sensory deprivation insane Alan Scott GL, and some but not all of the A deaths were caused by him trying to shoot a nail from the floorboard into the ceiling board.

Zeta cartoon crossover with Scooby Doo. Abandoned candy factory. Hologram ghosts. Daphne covered in caramel and sprinkles trying to outrun large mechanical ants. Zeta and Shaggy have fun with Zeta's hologram feature, like making a ten hour non-looped video of Zeta eating plate after plate of different food. Shaggy and Scooby try the corporate created food cubes of the future, don't like it. The ghost was really the severed head of the realtor trying to gain control of the factory to use as a work place to make a new clone human body. He gets arrested for 'leisure activity on company time.'

Aquaman forms his own JLA (Justice League of Atlantis).

USA (United Society Of America) precursor to JSA set during WW1.

Wonder Woman is banished from Themisyca and turns evil, going against everything she was taught. Uses her powers to break out other Super villains of prison for money. Ends teaming up with Prometheus.

Superman rocket lands in Sahara and is found by Ra Al Ghul who raises him as his own.

Realising Earth is ticking time bomb and about to explode, Scientist Bruce Wayne sends his only son to Krypton, who being human living under red sun grows up to be super hero Kryptonian Supreme. In this world Kal-El witnesses his parents getting shot and becomes Banthgar Man.

Instead of accidentally bringing Martian Manhunter to Earth his special scientific ray instead brings Darkseid to Earth who then goes on to join Injustice League and they go on to conquer whole planet.

Abin Sur crash lands his rocket on Mars not Earth. Gives his ring to Martian Manhunter who goes on to become new Green Lantern.

Krypton explodes, Kal El lands on Yosemite Mountain. Is raised by Yosemite Sam. Lex is a fresh land baron trying to take the Kent farm using railway scam scare tactics. Bizzaro is Bugs Bunny. Jonah Hex is the police commissioner and Bruce Wayne sells horses.
The Legion is now full of cowboy planets.

>This is the only argument MCUfags have

What if Gordon actually raped the Joker?

Their rival band is black canary’s screamo band

The adventures of Jimmy Olson's youtube channel, with Krypto and Streaky.

OMAC vs marijuana legalization.

A scientist from the Bottle city of Kandor explores the surface of a dorito.

Green Lantern Simon Baz captures and cures all of Batman's Arham foes. This means a new dozen of new characters has to be thought up. >Thought up. New. By DC writers.

Areon Lord of Atlantis, and generaly jerkish super-wizard, a plan B is activated and he is alive again. He has to collect the 12 things he needs, Batman's mask, Superman's S, WW's invisible jet, Zatara's seitnap, etc in 24 hours if he's to remain alive.

Teen Titan evil bizzaro clone Match dancing down Metropolis for 25 pages singing "Blood" by My chemical romance. Meanwhile, Zardox can't enjoy his sandwich.

The batman villains are all given Green Lantern rings good for 24 hours.

If Lex is so smart, why can't he figure out a way to grow hair?

Came with this after reading pic related
>baby Kal-El crashes near Wayne Manor on the same night Bruce is born, both grow up as brothers
>Clark discovers his powers, doesn't really like it, wants to be normal, Bruce is somewhat jealous of them
>Clark stayed at home the night their parents were murdered, Bruce blames him, because he could easily save them if he was there
>years pass, brothers grew apart, Clark becomes a media mogul
>Bruce uses Kryptonian tech to create all Batman stuff, starts fighting crime, Clark disapproves
>Bane breaks Bruce's back
>Clark decides to take over as Batman
>Bruce becomes Oracle

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Who invades?

Wouldn't Batman be The Emperor?
Unless Darkseid is involved.

Gordon would replace The Joker. Except instead of trying to get Batman to kill him, he would be trying to get Batman to rape him.

Galactus as part of the x-men

Wonder Woman meets Blackadder with Flashheart as her love interest.

A few years ago people in the JSA storytime did that but with JSAers
Imma try to find it in the archive but it's probably gone

>0 The Fool - Maxine
>1 The Magician - Jakeem
>2 The High Priestess - Power Girl
>3 The Empress - Black Canary
>4 The Emperor - Alan
>5 The Hierophant - Dr. Fate
>6 The Lovers - the Hawks
>7 The Chariot - Wildcat
>8 Justice - Black Adam
>9 The Hermit - Hourman
>10 Wheel of Fortune - Rick and Jesse
>11 Strength - Jay
>12 The Hanged Man - Ted Knight
>13 Death - Sandy
>14 Temperance - Dr. Midnite
>15 The Devil - Obsidian
>16 The Tower - Atom Smasher
>17 The Star - Stargirl
>18 The Moon - Kendra
>19 The Sun - Captain Marvel
>20 Judgment - Spectre
>21 The World - JSA meeting table

Canary and Arrow are the Lovers
Dr Fate is the Magician
The watchtower is the tower
Powergirl is strength
Aquaman is Emperor
Mera is Empress
Zatanna is High priestess
Martian Manhunter is Hierophant
Cyborg (ew, cyborg on JL) is chariot
Question is Hermit
Hanged Man is Deadman
Flash is Death
Vixen is the World
Constantine is the Fool
Supergirl is the Star
Hawkman is the wheel of Fortune
Spectre is Judgment
Hawkgirl is temperance

I was thinking Kid Jon but adult Jon also works, should be a separate thing though.

Who else would be in the screamo band?
I can kind of picture Barbara on the drums.

An Elseworld where all heroes and Villians are clowns in the biggest circus in the universe.
Joker being the exception of the only sane person trying to cutdown the ridiculousness that is his society.

Try the "American Legends" mini by Top Cow. It is exactly that.

Russians and Cubans.

What if all the cosmic-level space baddies of the Marvel Universe showed up before the 20th/21st Century? All the victorian/old west characters versus Galactus and the like.

What if Galactus stopped eating planets

He'd starve to death?

Silver age Superman tries to make all the world the same time zone.

Wonder woman teams up with Batwoman to stop Clayface's crime spree. Latex, mudwrestling at a costume club, and having to wash the invisible jet.

Lex sells his soul for immortality. The devil makes a deal with Ra's. Ra's gets more Laz pits, and uses one of them to bring back Lex's soul, which becomes an angel.
Now you have Supes sitting on the Daily planet globe with popcorn, watching and laughing as Angel Lex goes around solving the world's problems. It was never Superman. It was never superpowers. It was always Lex. His crappy outlook and dedication to being a jerk was what was holding him back.

The Green Lantern Corps but as samurai. Gai, Kenzo, Hirooki & Jubei are the top emerald swordsmen 4 that the protect feudal Japan.

> Same time zone
That would probably get very confusing.

Trinity series
>Superman is a product of US supersoldier program
>Wonder Woman is send to earth to learn humility by his godfather Zeus
>Batman builds a super hi-tech armor with his fortune and intellect

The DC universe but they're instead a weird Flash animation series all made by one guy on AlbinoBlackSheep in 2002.

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After the ball of insanity that that Batman Ninja anime was?
Still, there's a LOT of "demons attack someplace in feudal Japan" anime.

Stoneage Superman. Krypton is millions of years ahead of Earth, so when he crashes it's during the palaeolithic age. Lex Luthor is a neanderthal.
Probably been done.

So JL3K but with the JSA and in our time? I could see it being fun.

Speaking of clever, has either Marvel or DC covered 4 leaf clovers and other luck totems/superstitious things?

A Bat-who-Laughs dark negaverse where everyone is the Bat-who-Laughs.

Bat-who-Laughs shopkeepers guard their shops from rambunctious Bat-who-Laughs children, are interrupted by Bat-who-Laughs policemen who are supported by Bat-who-Laughs politicians.

Series finale we can have them intersect with Bizarro Earth

I never thought about it until now but a Bizarro would be an interesting character to face the Batman-who-Laughs

GL Sentai/Power Ranger homage?

How smart of a neanderthal?

Or Hypercrisis?

>In this world Kal-El witnesses his parents getting shot and becomes Banthgar Man.

Wouldn't it make more sense for Kal-El to become Nightwing?

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Lorina Dodson renounces super villainy, and tries to become a superhero.
How much trouble would everyone be in?

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They had something like this in an Elseworld Annual, I grabbed it because Elseworld and Mignola cover art.

Bruce Wayne goes to Central City to study forensics.
Becomes the BatFlash.

Very little.

It would.

As Batman's need for control grows, he begins further searching the boundaries of his known universe, investing heavily in science and magic until it brings him to the source wall. Batman uses his resources to commit powerful being after powerful being to join into the source wall, boosting the power until he can finally harness the power to escape the confines of his fictional universe and confront The Writer, whom Batman punches in the face and steals his type writer. Batman then writes furiously, undoing all the damage suffered by his friends and himself, thus creating what he expects to be a utopia.

However, things start to go awry and spiral beyond his control. Krypton rises as a militaristic universal threat, decimating the Green Lantern core. Gotham falls under marital law. The mission still exists, despite all he tried.

Batman rises from the type writer and allows the writer back into the seat, ready to rejoin his universe. The Writer accepts Bruce's apology and tells Batman as he leaves "We've been here before and we'll be here again. The mission is eternal, just as we are, just as we need to be."

Batman has to go three years without his main insane criminals. No timeskips, no going to another city on vacation, no justice leauge. Just wave after wave of new characters.

Orion from New Gods just beating up everybody, Moon Knight style.

More OMAC, but modern day. OMAC vs twitter. OMAC vs hipsters and their 3d printed tanks. OMAC vs the coffee slaves of brazil. OMAC vs Elon Musk and the flamethrower depot of Amazon.

The smartest. He think Superman is a menace because he's giving the humans an unfair advantage, without him the bigger, stronger neanderthals would have come out on top.

I'm still mad about that

Superman but he rapes cunny.

He still saves the planet regularly, but he has constant civil lawsuits against him. The government has a PR team to suppress the cunny rape.

Go back to watching The Boys in the hopes that you'll see boobs.

Constantine probably used one at one point

10/10 would read

Its Batman... but in feudal Japan!

Kingdom Come ?

The Wayne family has always been in cahoots with the League of Assassins, with Thomas, due to Martha's influence, choosing to be the black sheep and try to go clean instead of perpetuating the bloody family business. By attempting to distance his family from the criminal world, the relationship between the Wayne's and the League loosens, prompting the Court of Owls to eliminate the competition when the opportunity arose. However, Talia, who had known Bruce as children, constantly had a subordinate keeping an eye on Bruce, even though Thomas had pretty much cut ties between their factions. Thus, Bruce was saved by said League member, and was taken in by Ra's to be the new heir.

With Phantom Stranger as L

Spider-man wears the venom symbiote and is able to cure it of its aggresion, so now it lives with him.

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wouldnt it be better if he fought vandal savage?

Wait a minute...
But on a serious note: How could this have been better?

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Sounds pretty interesting. Who'd come up with the idea to beat up low lives for vengeance?

Iron Man, but Tony Stark's Andrew Ryan. You start off with average schmuck Tony, from Italy or Scotland or whatever (Ryan was Russian) show him being a cuthroat, amoral Capitalist, screwing people over and everything. Certain characters and enemies get a makeover. He actively goes after business competitors or takes them off the board. Eventually gathers enough pull and money and creates his "AnCap Utopia". Eugenics and whatnot run amock. Then the real story begins, similar to Bioshock, and ala Ryan, it's all a Keikaku and he ends up making himself into a Techno-King or whatever. Essentially it becomes White Wakanda with a Knight/Greco-Roman/Art Deco Mash-Up Design/Culture. Goes full on Sci-Fi with Space Colonies until he and his followers, breaking away even from that City/Starkopolis/Whatever, go and become a race of Techno-People in the stars.

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Nick Fury's HOWLING COMMANDOS.
It's 616 Canon.

All right Yea Forums, who's a villain and who's a hero?

Lex Luthor would definitely be a mining tycoon ruthlessly driving out people from their towns.

Do they all get stands too?

There was a Superman Elseworlds set during the American Revolution. It was shit.

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Add in Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, Divergent, Chronicles of Narnia, Maze Runner, and A Wrinkle in Time and you’re on to something.

Now that just sounds like cluttering. Unless they're separate premises.

No shit, he defeated Rodan.

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-The Justice League starts to hire out for birthday parties.
-Supergirl- 'Adventures in 8th grade' shows up in Supergirl's comic or tv show.
-The Question and the Riddler team up to take down Hollywood. All those studios, all that corruption, all that money.
-A villain starts a grey goo disaster, but it only turns the Amazons into googirls.
-Superman uses magic to cast a truth spell all over the world. No one can lie from now on.
-Supergirl has to babysit Superboy and keep his outfit clean or the world would be destroyed, so Lex gives them tickets to the monster cars mud bogging show.
-The Super Hero Girls, Babs, Zee, Kara, get drafted into the Suicide Squad.

Nope, they all have to interact so we can see what kind of shit would happen

-The Question and the Riddler team up to take down Hollywood. All those studios, all that corruption, all that money.
I wholeheartedly would support this idea.

Sounds like it could be a really bad spoof movie.
It would be interesting to watch anyway.

I didn't say Meet the Spartans or Not Another Teen Movie should be involved, but if you want those then sure why not.

So, how does it play out in your mind?

Tangents.

>Realising Earth is ticking time bomb and about to explode, Scientist Bruce Wayne sends his only son to Krypton, who being human living under red sun grows up to be super hero Kryptonian Supreme. In this world Kal-El witnesses his parents getting shot and becomes Banthgar Man.

There’s an Elseworld about Jonathan and Martha Kent sending their son to Krypton. But because Krypton’s atmosphere is totally different than the Earth’s, Clark Kent is a cripple and needs a robotic exoskeleton to survive. I forgot the name of it, but it exists.

Superman: Last Son of Earth, by Steve Gerber.
It's great. He becomes Green Lantern and returns to a Mad Max-Post Nuclear Earth.

The sequel...is VERY bad.

Make him an actual Japanese instead of a time traveler,

The movie was fine, it was just Silver Age silliness with a layer of modern Batman painted on.

what if there was a universe were batman was the joker

Remove the time travel, and use less villains then it could be interesting to watch. The mech fights should probably be removed too.

There is an episode of Batman the Brave and The Bold where something like that happens.

Split personality, Batman becomes the Joker instead of Red Hood or just no Batman?

Justice League: Republic
Kal-El lands in Italy during the Roman Republic
He's found by a local plebeian farmer couple, who raise him to embody the best aspects of Roman society.
Diana of Themyscira's origin is essentially the same, but happens earlier in history, so she is growing up around the same time as Superman.
Arthur of Atlantis is the same, he's born of an Athenian sailor and Atlantian queen.
Flash is a Sicilian who is visited by the dying Hermes who bestows his speed upon him.
GL is a Spartan mercenary who is saved from the brink of death by the ring.
Batman is the son of a rich patrician family that ends up being killed due to political machinations.
Villain would either be Vandal Savage who is working with his modern future self through time travel, or a younger Darkseid who has yet to make the pact with Izaya/Highfather (this story would establish that pact if so)

There are canonical stories worse than any hacky elseworlds.

In particular, the tendency of writers, even good writers, to want to tie absolutely everything together. Sometimes unrelated things happen. We don't need centuries of bat-related shenanigans in Gotham City for Bruce to become Batman. It could just be a bat flew through his window.

>Same time zone
Given the stuff he could do in the silver age, I can legit see him pulling it off.

>mudwrestling
Against Lady Clay?

Reminds me of that "Superman becomes an underground Christian in Rome opposing Emperor Nero who turns out to be Vandal Savage" idea.

That was actually a story from the old Super Friends comic.

>Frankenstein's Monster
A solar powered android Jor-El created to survive the destruction of Krypton. More shy and less social compared to main Superman, he works as the janitor of the daily planet. Is best friends with the Phantom.

>Phantom
Batman. Family was killed by gangsters who also scarred his face. Has no powers but is a master of stealth and traps. His Wayne Manor is even MORE of a gotham mansion.

>Gillman
A time displaced Aquaman who ruled over Hyperborean Atlantis which controlled the entire world. Is depressed because all he knows is gone and he's the last of his race. He fights to make sure what happens to his race doesn't happen to humanity.

>Dracula
Hal, but he's a Morrison Darkstar and Darkstars are a force of good fighting against evil Green Lanterns.

>The Invisible Man
The Flash, who is invisible due to his blinding speed.

>Mummy
Jonn Jones is an ancient Martian mummy disturbed from his tomb by astronauts.

>Wolfman
Diana, who is now a Wolfgirl princess of a tribe of werewolves from Gevaudan. Her people and herself are based on the story of Bisclavret by Marie de France. Her Amazon warrior thing is exchanged for chivalry.

Basically, a werewolf lady knight.

What if Superman was raised over the internet and grows up to become an incel in his 20s.

>werewolf lady knight
I like you.

>Having superpowers
>Being an incel
Women get wet for resources like men get wet for sexy bodies. He'd have groupies throwing themselves at him even if he's an uggo.

i was making fun of the batman who lmaos

There needs to be an Earth where the Justice League is just Batman. Not Batman combined with other characters, just Batman. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Batmen all on a team.

And no one from their Earth finds it strange at all.

I personally would've switched Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter.

Green Lantern would be this ancient Egyptian warrior who was the first Green Lantern who came back from the dead though sheer willpower, whereas Martian Manhunter is the last of the Martians, who feed off of blood, who ended up on Earth, took the identity of a nobleman, and started feeding off of monsters and criminals.

Everything else is great.

Yeah I like these changes.

If it's not sexual, it's just a slip.

>Enemies

>Prototype, The Thing+Parasite+Bizzaro+Sand Superman

Lex Luthor, jealous of Superman being hailed as a hero when he's an alien bio-bot thing, decides to try and outdo him by creating his own Superman. The Experiment goes horribly right and creates a wad of living, protean flesh that can absorb powers. After absorbing some of Superman's powers, the Experiment adopts his appearance and mannerisms and vows to replace him as Earth's champion. He's inherited a twisted sense of Superman's morality and believe the best way to protect Earth is to absorb everyone into himself so the planet becomes a planet of superpowered flesh monsters.

>Dr. Fear
Dr. Destiny+Scarecrow+Freddy Krueger

A man that believes nightmares are the true reality and reality the illusion, he has the power to both bring nightmares to life and invade the dreams of others. Lives in constant fear of a "God of Dreams" that he believes will one day try and take his powers away.

>*stretches his asshole out*
>"DO IT!"

I had this idea for an Elseworld where different characters from people's lives became the heroes they ended up being.

>Kara landed with Clark, becomes Superwoman while Clark becomes the Powerboy of Smallville

>Thomas Wayne Jr. becomes Batman while Bruce becomes Oracle/Owl after being shot as well in Crime Alley

>Nora Allen becomes the Flash while Barry becomes Kid Flash, gets powers while working as a secretary at Tyler Co.

>Martin Jordan becomes Green Lantern after being saved from his plane exploding, essentially becomes a government agent as well as a Green Lantern. Hal is pissed because he thought his dad was dead and becomes a Red Lantern after almost dying himself.

>Cassie Sandsmark becomes Wonder Woman after being shipwrecked as a child on Themyscira, Diana becomes Wonder Girl after Hippolyta wishes for her to go to the main land with Cassie after Steve Trevor arrives.

it goes on but that's the gist.

Bruce Wayne grows up to become "Marsupial Man."

Sounds pretty interesting. Are the villain origins still the same?

Different origins for most, I really want to make this big ol' fanfic universe for it.

>Lena Luthor is a rival to Kara's tech firm as well as super villain in secret, Kara is willing to kill most villains due to her upbringing on Krypton. Lena knows her secret identity, and is more than willing to ruin her life in any way possible. Clark is best friends with Kenny Braverman/Conduit growing up, once he finds out Clark is directly responsible he goes on a rampage with his newfound powers.

>Leonard Snart becomes the Golden Glider while Lisa becomes Captain Cold, leader of the Rogues. Leonard is dying of cancer (like Lisa was in the New 52), Lisa is desperately trying to find a cure by robbing any lab of their research to advance her own.

>Renee Montoya is the ruthless Vigilante, willing to kill anyone she deems a threat to society after the death of her girlfriend Kat Kane by the hands of the Zucco Crime Family. TJ is trying to stop both before things get out of hand.

for the Kenny Braverman thing, it's his paralysis/powers

Hope you have fun with it.

thanks, I really love making Elseworld stories outside of my own original scripts. It's really fun, like these threads.

Remember that post about Patrick Batman?
Is that dumb enough for you?

Charles Dickens is BatMan

Can't say I heard of it, but I'm guessing it has something to do with American Psycho?

More or less. Just search the archive for a post about it.

This really should be a recurring thread next month for Yea Forums to flesh out a bit more

Could be fun for Halloween

>Dollface
>Chucky + Scarface

A serial killer used voodoo magic to place his soul into a ventriloquist doll belonging to a local ventriloquist named Arnold Wesker. Using Wesker, he is able to be transported from place to place to kill victims without anyone knowing better. Wesker does not know if the puppet is doing the killing or if he is the one doing it and he's just delusional, which ironically ends up driving him actually insane.

>The London Cheetah
>Cheetah + David Kessler

While in Africa, archaeologist Barbara Minerva is attacked by a mysteriously large cheetah. Once she returns to her homeland of Britain, she starts undergoing strange symptoms. Under the light of a full moon, she transforms into a humanoid Cheetah. As sightings of her started to make waves, the press labeled her the London Cheetah, although most people think she's just a myth. Barbara realized overtime that she had become addicted to the transformation, so she returned to Africa, tracked down and killed the werecheetah that bit her, and took its pelt, allowing her to turn into her cheetah form whenever she wishes.

>Lex Luthor: Re-Animator
>Lex Luthor + Herbert West

Not only is Luthor a successful businessman, he is also an acclaimed scientist. However, few knew where he got his start. During his years at Miskatonic University, he experimented with reviving the dead. However, when they came back, they came back as mindless zombies. In fact, it was his experiments that were responsible for the numerous undead uprisings of the 60's and 70's. Of course, the public would never know about that. Lex made sure of that.

2/3

>King Krodd
>Gorilla Grodd + King Kong

In the 1930s, a group of scientists went to Gorilla Island, an island off the coast of Africa known for it's population of abnormally large gorillas. A few specimens were brought back to America for scientific research. Two samples, including an albino one, were brought to Cadmus, a secret government research organization led by Gerard Frankenstein, the descendant of the German scientist Victor Frankenstein, who discovered Superman. Frankenstein performed horrific experiments on the gorillas, enhancing their strength and size in the hopes of making them into super soldiers. Not only that, but he wanted soldiers to be able to swap minds with the gorillas to control them on the battlefield. Using a group of psychics to facilitate the swap, he performed a test on himself and Krodd, the larger of the two specimens. Something went wrong, and Krodd ended up learning all of the things Frankenstein knew, making him super intelligent. To make matters worse, he also gained psychic abilities. He escaped, crippling Frankenstein and killing dozens of personnel. He declared revenge on humanity, vowing to rule everything with an iron fist. Meanwhile, Frankenstein tried it again with the other specimen, an albino named Solovar. The experiment worked, although he was trapped permanently within the ape's body. It was here that he became the Ultra-Humanite, the arch-nemesis of Superman before Luthor.

>Death Manta
>Black Manta + Jason Voorhees

David Hyde was a young African-American boy living in Maryland during the 1950s. Due to his harsh deformity and his low-functioning autism, along with his race, he was an outcast among other kids. Despite that, he was lucky enough to have a loving mother and a relatively supportive community. One of the places he felt truly like home was Camp Mercy Reef, a summer camp on an island off the coast named after a nearby coral reef. The counselors and other kids clearly hated him, but he loved it. While at the camp, he was beaten by some of the other kids. They brought him onto a sailboat and tossed him overboard, knowing he wouldn't be able to swim without a life preserver. As David drowned, he saw the outline of Gillman in the distance. However, Gillman didn't notice him, and he unfortunately died. He believed that the strange figure he saw didn't save him on purpose, so the last thing he ever felt was rage. In the 1980s, there was a series of killings at Camp Mercy Reef. People thought this was because of him, coming back from the dead to strike revenge, but this turned out to be the fault of his mother, using the legends of her son to strike fear into the camp and take revenge. The Gillman, who had only just gone public with the rest of the Monster Society, came to stop her. Little did he know, Gillman's presence caused David to awaken. The dark forces that lie within Mercy Reef brought his spirit back into his body, and David rose from the sea. But he wasn't David anymore. Wielding a machete and wearing a scuba mask, he began his crusade to take revenge on Gillman.

At some point in his career, the Court of Owls take interest in Batman and manage to get some of his DNA. Using it, they enact Project Batman Beyond, in which they attempt to breed and groom a fleet of Batman successors.

A series based around Redbeard?

Who?

Redbeard the Pirate.

I love this idea so much, we need a new thread for this

Marvel heroes open a portal to DC Earth in a desperate bid to evacuate NYC. Various Marvel muggles find out they are supervillains and superheroes in DC. Marvel Clark Kent is a destitute corn farmer who never could afford to go to college. Bruce Wayne is a balding jew accountant with a fat wife and daughter. Hal Jordan is an overweight airforce mechanic. Oliver Queen is a transvestite who dresses like Black Canary. Barry Allen is a homeless coke addict running away from his social worker, Eobard Thawne. Diana Prince is a washed up octogenarian soap opera actress.

Would make a great April's Fools issue

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How in the literal fuck do you expect this to ever make sense?

they raised Clark as a woman, when biologically he's male. Him having gender dysphoria when he meets Steve and later when he goes to the Mainland. It's an ok-concept, but would probably devolve into fetish stuff eventually.

What would Sinestro be? A living story like New Nightmare Freddy and Candyman that Mummy Lantern fought back in Ancient Egypt and has come back to take over the minds of mortals?

>The Super-Man
Came to Earth as a full-grown creature with memories of Krypton implanted in his head as a way for Kypton to live on. Like Frankenstein's creature, he lives in the arctic in his fortress of solitude creating statues and automatons of Krypton. It's a cute storybook theme park version of Krypton that calls back to SA Superman's robot and statue hobby. He's highly protective of it as its the last vestige of Kryptonian culture in the universe and only his fellow Monster League members have seen it.

Works as a janitor for the daily planet. Steve Lombard teases him for being ugly and strange looking but Perry, Lois, and Jimmy stick up for him. All three know he's the Super-Man but keep his secret.

Is highly intelligent but also very shy. He doesn't talk so people assume he's just a stupid brute.

>The Gotham Phantom

This version of Batman has a Dr. Phibes vibe to him and studies his targets for a long time before springing weird and often absurd traps on them.

>The Aquatic Man

Remembers the Green Osiris from ancient Egypt. Can transform people into beings like himself with a touch and he uses this to slowly rebuild his kingdom. He doesn't force the transformation on anyone. Everyone that becomes his subject does so from their own free will. Because of this, he has the love and devotion of his subjects.

>The Flashing Man
A chemical accident turned Barry Allen into a man vibrating too fast to be seen. Unable to slow down, he makes the most of his situation by stopping crimes, solving mysteries, and playing pranks on people. Is the funny guy on the team and has the same grandiose personality as the movie Invisible Man.

>Sir Jonathan Jones
Last of the Martians, who in this universe are like Starbreaker's race. He landed on Earth during the Renaissance and became Paracelsus. He travels around the world feeding off the wicked and protecting the weak. Is hounded by the Erdel clan throughout the centuries.

The Erdels are known to use fire--the ultimate vampire weakness. Sir Jonathan Jones waged a war on Earth vampires and prevented them from taking over the planet. He's fought Dracula several times throughout the centuries.

Batman City.

So basically forced transgenderism

I thought about Sinestro, but I'm honestly not sure which horror monster he'd correspond to. I like the Candyman idea though. Maybe he'd be a slave living in some alien empire that was killed and ended up becoming basically Parallax to take revenge?

Ever heard of Graveyard Shift? It's essentially this. i think you can still buy them on Indiegogo.

Graveyard Shift is good, but Monster Society of Justice of going for a more classic feel where modern slashers are the villains.

actually, i like this. was is good?

yeah it's pretty fucked in terms of concept, not the person who wrote it but that's what I think he was trying to get at

What if ayn Rand created the DC universe

>Stefan Molymeme is Superman

Wishmaster would probably work best for a Sinestro analogue, Candyman for Fatality (who is essentially a slasher already).

Hawkman lives life as a pigeon in an old but peaceful city. Like Harvard University or something.

Commissioner Gordon is the subject of a dozen or so Freedom of Information Acts. Put together, they reveal the sorts of shenanigans he's been doing to cover up for Batman. It's Silver Age style so bring out King Tut, Captain O'Hara, librarian Batgirl.

Let's not totally forget Marvel, even if Elseworlds is DC. Captain America gets gunned down by freeze rays. Everything goes to hell. He comes back a week later because they didn't throw him in the arctic, and people need to come up with explainations about their "What happen in Vegas" acts.

Clock King and Calendar Man are hired to refurbish an old atomic clock from the 1950's, in Metropolis. Having left the Gotham insanity zone, they do a good job of repairing the clock, but want to remain sane. Which means not returning to Gotham. Plan B? Run away. They resort to building timers for military explosives. And that's how Batman finds them. "It's not what it looks like."

u want a dumb batshit idea? how bout an alien mastermind has taken the dna of most/all important characters and spliced them together to create the next generation, would probably be better if done with archenemies

>Captain America gets gunned down by freeze rays. Everything goes to hell. He comes back a week later because they didn't throw him in the arctic, and people need to come up with explainations about their "What happen in Vegas" acts.

I love this idea. I'd take it one step farther and throw in several weird ass events such as a story where everyone except Peter, Cletus, Eddie, and Flash have symbiots, Annihilation 4 where Richard Rider and Annihilus get fused together a la Pym-tron, or Secret Wars where every character gets a crack at the Beyonder's powers to reshape reality like Doom did.

So, Brainiac?

Have Boston and Dick ever really had a sitdown conversation about the trapeze artist lifestyle? You'd think that much in common would let them chum it up once in a while.

Well, now I can't stop laughing.

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>Regional of the globe are all themed on those properties
>Harry Potter is Europe
>Monsters are America
>Narnia is Canada
>Maze runner is South America
>Lord of the rings is Australia

This exchange comes to mind between Lex and Mercy.
> "We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em."
> " "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one..."
> "Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the men folks, of course."
> "You spare the men?"
> " NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on!"
> "Marvellous! That's so creative!"

Where everyone is Batman?

Africa?

None of you faggots have seen Monster Mash? On the cartoon board??

youtu.be/ytpv3ypz_jo

Who is Bruce Wayne?

Then what happens when the real Superwoman shows up?

Presumably, she is the real Superwoman in that story.
If not: then she confronts her, and they duke it out for the mantle.

I've always wondered how willing the DC universe would be about accepting more Monstrous/Alien looking beings as heroes.

Could people accept Superman being some bug alien from outer space?
Would Wonder Woman still have a fanbase if she was more like a Greco-Roman monster, like a Medusa/Lamia or Minotaur like creature?

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Oh, now you've given me an slightly-BS, could be fun, idea:
A teenage Clark is sent to earth in Kara's place and becomes Superboy, and is oblivious to his Cousin Selina Ky-El's double-double life.

Actually i fucking hate the MCU too. Hope every person who's bought a ticket to a comic film dies.

BS?
Also, sounds like fun. I wonder how their interactions would be in their alter egos.

Actually no one talks about it because its William Messner-Loebs. For some reason he has a field of obscurity around his work despite being one of the best 80s and 90s DC

There was this great idea in another thread where Superman was an ayy. Everyone in Smallville knew and Smallville continued to be his main city during his adulthood as it was a place he didn't have to hide. He keeps in touch with Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane through the internet, trusting them to fairly report on his activities. The Daily Planet in this universe is like Coast to Coast AM. He travels around America as a stranger in a trenchcoat saving people and stopping crimes. Lex is head of Area 51 and wants to dissect him to prove that humans are superior.

President Batman

when he's a kid, Waylon Jones' Aunt dies, and he's taken in by a friendly one armed police officer, Hoolihan.

Waylon rises through the ranks of the GCPD, along with his growing mutation, and becomes a very decorated officer.

He is

Commissioner Croc

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Love that Wonder Woman idea.

>Monster Society

Hee Hee. Maybe they could have a Mr. Mind/Aylmer (from the movie Brain Damage) expy as a team pet.

Ted Kord, Question and The Creeper would be much more prominent...

A benevolent Mr. Mind as their Snapper Carr would be awesome.

>Actually i fucking hate the MCU too.
Yeah, right.

A world where Jonathan Kent was Hawkman and Thomas Wayne Dr. Midnite.

>Barry Allen is a homeless coke addict running away from his social worker, Eobard Thawne.
laughed harder than I should have.

He'd be a gymcel then.

That was a theme of Morrison's Batman.

Criminal Batman
>Joe Chill raises an orphaned Bruce Wayne after Alfred kills Thomas and Martha to steal their fortune
Bruce still being Bruce decides to take up the mantle of Batman: Criminal extrordinare
>Still has the no kill rule
>Mostly steals from other criminals or the new Pennyworth Industries, especially while they're doing their capers
>Instead of being a tard wrangler he's more of an opportunist that capitalizes on everything, actually pretty good friends with some of the rogues
>To even the odds the GCPD is actually way more competent and a credible threat to the villains, due to Alfred exuding control over them with his money, they have slot more funding and can do their jobs but they hide the more shadey dealings of Gotham City

She can’t be if she’s also still Catwoman.

Why not?

You only get to be one.

>Marvel Clark Kent is a destitute corn farmer who never could afford to go to college.

They do have a Marvel "Clark" though, he's still a reporter. He showed up in Thor and Excalibur decades ago.

Yes.

Sounds like it could be very interesting or very boring.

So yes

Like, he's just a big hairy dude in a skirt who's never seen a man before.

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>the sissy from the hardscrabble county rock quarries
can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

Both of my Elseworlds and What If have an OC as a protagonist, does that count for batshit?

Good!

The DC Universe except the heroes all swap origin stories with another character.

>Clark Kent was raised in the vibrant city of Metropolis, the heir to the immense Kent Enterprises fortune. After his parents were shot outside of a theater when he was 8, he dedicated his life to protecting people so that they would never suffer as he did. He travelled the world, mastering technology and martial arts. Eventually he made his return to his home city. Donning an exoskeleton that allowed him to fly and shoot laser beams, he became Superman.

>Born on the planet Barbatos, a volcanic planet occupied by humanoid bat people, Kal-El was sent to Earth in a rocket by his parents to escape the planet's destruction. He was found by Thomas and Martha Wayne, a middle-class couple from Smallville. When they touched the rocket, the rocket reconfigured Kal-El's body, allowing him to look human and blend in with society. After discovering his origins in his teen years and graduating College, he moved to Gotham to work for the Gotham Gazette. Disgusted by the crime in Gotham, he realized he needed to do something about it. Using a machine that reveals his true form, he is able to strike terror into the hearts of criminals as Batman.

Those are the only two I got so far. I have ideas about the other members of the league, but I haven't decided who I'm gonna swap with who.

Or, in a twist of fate, the Flying Graysons and live and take over the criminal underworld.

Who's the guy riding an alligator?

Febold Feboldson is basically Amphibia.

They worked together in Flashpoint.

This actually sounds good.

a world where batman actually was killed by darkseid

>Diana Prince is raised some Anne Rand characters like Atlas Shrugged
>a book I didn't read and a movie series I didn't watch
KEK
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Mickey Mouse invades DC Earth.

You know what? Fuck it. I want a Paul Bonyan vs Godzilla and other atomic monsters movie.

bump

the justice league of rape or rather, the rape league of america

What the hell, I'll elaborate

The Elseworlds (The World without the Justice League) OC is/was an inhabitant of The Tangent Universe named Louise Lincoln, with minor reality-warping (matter distorting, like video game ragdolling) abilities. She accidentally escaped her world's destruction, and wounded in the Phantom Zone, and was contained and brought to the Elseworlds STAR Labs. She is not the leader for the Seven Soldiers, that would be G.I. Robot.

The What If (Humanity had to evacuate Earth?)OC is a Raptor Amulet given autonomy after experiments on mind-merging with a human. It/she is the captain of a spaceship.

I guess there's no prize for guessing who's leading it?

>Dr. Light, Arcane, Bueno

The villains take over the Justice Leauge. Sinestro is Superman, Lex is Cyborg, we don't know who is The Flash because he's gone again, Cheetah is Vixen, etc.
They can't get into the computer, so they replace it with a tame evil AI. Or the Brain. It's just sitting in the meeting room they had to cut the doors open to. They still can't find out the secret id's, though Clark Kent shows up a few times on the transporter being a nebbish.

So kind of like Thunderbolts?

Or Dark Avengers

Negan burns all their faces then kills them all.
Great story.

Futa Powergirl rapes the entire universe
No hole is safe
Not even hers

I know who can stop her.
They aren’t from her universe though.

The ending is that she stops herself
Two clones are made in an effort to stop her rape intergalactic rape spree, the only difference is that their hair is a different color
Their insatiable lust and immense power will allow them to bust fat nuts inside each other until the heat death of the universe

Okay, but I’m saying there are two others that could stop her, but they aren’t going to show up in the story.

Less insane, more Silver Age dickery. Remember when Lex Luthor used to be about real estate scams? What if Lex managed to legally gain all the JLA's public holdings? Most heroes are just adventurers who'd go back to their territory and wait until it all blows over. Some like The Question might just sign up to see what conspiracies and missing persons they can solve. On that note-

The Question gets a GL ring, scans the planet, and starts busting into every secret cult location, chamber of stars, tinfoil-hat-proof tomb, and Shadow Government boardroom. Proof of Benedict Arnold being a series of assumed names by the British to make a villain of the rebels. Proof of Atlantis being a volcanic city of onyx crystal that granted longevity. Archeologists want him shot on sight, governments cliques are out to kill him, robber-barons and Your Masters are teaming up to gas him, assassinate him, whatever it takes to stop him. Do you know how many on paper documents a GL ring can scan in 12 seconds? Skynet funding. Gold price fixing. Residential real estate price increase plans over a 20 year period. Dollar-worth change action plans, and intentional inflation effects listed by city. Medical supply innovation suppression. etc etc.

>What if Guy Smith was was responsible of the creation of the X-Men?
>In the 50s, Guy Smith was a young man who activated his mutant power after a horrible tragedy that killed his parents.
>After the accident, his body was desfigured and his senses were enhanced, but his mind was left intact.
>Left with a vast fortune, he traveled through the world in a search for self acceptance and to learn control his powers.
>Now as an adult, after dealing with the the dead of his parents and the fact the he was a mutant, he starts a search to look for others like him.
>In this search he finds a lot of underground mutant ghettos established in the whole US. In one of this trips he meets a mutant called Forge who, despite his desdain for regular humans, shared the same ideals with Smith of a better world for mutankind.
>Afflicted by Smith pain, he used his blacksmith craftmanship and magnetic powers to build him a suit to relieve his pain.
>Decided to change things, he first starts as a masked vigilante but with time he realizes that beating random criminals and thugs in the street won't be enough. With the advise from his lawyer Bruce Banner, Guy Smith reveals himself to the public as a mutant.
>Things were hard for him because of fear and rejection. Mutant hate groups arise and harasse the mutant community in order to diminish Smith campaign. But Smith don't give up and with the support of blacktivists such as Danny Cage and Misty Munroe, Smith becomes the first mutant to get a spot in the US congress .
>He is also known by the public as ''X-Man'', the first mutant activist to fight for the rights of mutankind.

>What if Guy Smith was was responsible of the creation of the X-Men? Part 2
>In the present, Guy Smith is long dead and mutants are well known by the public but they haven't been accepted yet, until the famous producer and Hollywood media agent Solomon ''Mojo'' O'Sullivan sees an opportunity to capitallize on this.
>Decided to give a washface to mutants and change the public perception, he decides to buy the ''X-Man'' name and create a branch from it. With the help of his lawyer Angel Ginsberg, a once winged mutant, he pitches a reality show about a group of social misfits who fights against modern threats such as terrorists and hate groups as well renegade mutants factions and assholish aliens from outer space to protect humanity with the goal to be accepted by them.
>In reality, these ''heroes'' are far from heroic and noble and more amoral. In fact, most of these threats are pre-fabricated by Mojo and Angel themselves but they keep this in secret from anyone, even their own crew.
>Due to the nature of the job, a lot of mutants die fighting these threats but a lot of mutants also do casting to join the team. The current members of this team are the mysterious Calisto, a pretty woman with tentacles as arms who goes by the name ''Corkscrew'', Scarlet Maxinoff, a mutant with the power to make everything around her slow so she seems to move fast known as ''Blur'', the redneck Fred Dukes, who is the orange brick wall known as ''Colossus'', the elephant man with weird psychic powers known as ''Gentle'', the socialite Emma Cuckoo, known as ''Mirage'', who can create clones of herself, the renegade ''Anarchist'', a canadian man with a dark and troubled past and their leader Phantomex, a young jew woman with intangible powers named Kitty Pride. Together, they are the revisited version of Guy Smith dream, they are the X-Men.

>Bruce Wayne goes broke, and in desperation he turns to the use of a yellow power ring

>King Kong size Grodd
Color me interested.

what if the 1950s captain america was the real captain america.

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Superman: Rising Sun

The ship that is contains The Last Son of Krypton crashes in admist of Japan somewhere within the Meiji period where baby Kal-El is adopted by a family of farmers and/or merchants that soon grows to protect Japanese people from foreign invaders. (Extending to WWII)

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Lex Luthor would be a corporate executive as always with a heavy investment in war bonds?

He'd have to overpower them first.

Anyone wanna make this?

Japan already has a perfect framework for a Superman story, the legend of Momotaro. Interestingly enough, Momotaro as a story only really became popular during WWII because the part where the boy and his animal friends sail to a far off land of barbarians, subjugate them, and take back riches for their families is a perfect sanitized version of what Japan was trying to do in Asia.

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One thing you have to remember is this: We are all Negan.

Jonah Hex Nior

Dick Greyson and Billy Batsons have opposite roles.

The JSA are actually home when Mr. Mind arrives and he becomes a hero.

Antifa vs alt right elseworld?

(lol) (people would be offended by this)

Stricken with grief and rage at the death of his employers and friends Thomas and Martha Wayne Alfred J. Pennyworth becomes Batman. He tries to hide his double life from Bruce Wayne, but what happens when he discovers his stewards secret?

>no one can lie from now on
Can people still say "no comment" and similar statements when questioned?

I'm assuming this includes lies of omission or technical truths as well as forcing everyone to answer when directly confronted. This would definitely create some interesting implications.
>Guy walks up to you and asks you for your social security and credit card numbers
>You have to tell him truthfully
>You ask why he wants to know
>He tells you that he was going to steal your identity
>He pauses for a second as he realizes that identity theft is a form of lying
>He slinks away dejected realizing that he has your information but nothing to do with it

More like it’s Ultraman but he works for Maxwell Lord

>Earth 3469
>Marvel and DC coexist somehow
>Everyone is a slut/whore
>All major conflicts are resolved with orgies
>Doom is still a seething incel that gets no tail

Mysterio?

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I've suggested this in the past. I think it has potential, considering all the holes in the retcons about impostor Cap, as well as Steve Rogers once flashing back to 50's Electro as if it had happened to him.

Everybody has defeated Rodan, I've defeated Rodan.

So regular Superman

Not on topic, but I thought it seemed a little fitting for an Elseworlds thread.
I'm considering a thread based around re-designing characters or creating OCs for Halloween. Drawing and writing.
Is it permitted or would I be breaking some kind of rule?

I could see Man without A Country leading the JSA.

The High evolutionary, in a bid to correct the disease of homosexuality and sexual deviancy, uses his tech to swap people's genders and brainwash people straight.

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Does he succeed?

Sadly, he is defeated by Jean Grey who then turns him gay as punishment.

Then she turns everyone gay. So that The High Evolutionary's scheme could never happen again.

Jonah Hex would not stand for it.

i love seeing ocs. but there are draw threads and things like that which are better suited to it

I was thinking of making it themed after putting them in costumes of your design or horror settings with writing allowed as a way of conveying them, but maybe you're right.

Sounds like typical comic cape stuff honestly. Making it mundane is the crazy part about cape Elseworlds.

world where the golden age heroes are just starting to show up now. basically a different take on earth 2

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I think it’s more interesting if people think they’re the same person, but they’re actually not.

Is it bad that this made me think of Spider-Ham as he appeared in Into the Spider-Verse?

Superman banished from Earth after he snaps Lex's neck. Features a long dialog between him and Martian Manhunter.

Isn't that basically New Frontier?

no as in literally the last year or so

Wouldn’t just the Justice League of any point in time be interesting? How about the Justice League at the time of Sun Tzu? Maybe they inspire the Art of War?

Hear me out on this one. Deathstroke gets diagnosed with multiple cancers, and goes to Lexcorp for an experimental treatment. The treatments give him the ability to heal any wound almost instantly, but it comes with the cost of driving him insane, and deforming him.

Slade then comes to realize he’s actually just a comic book character, but no one else but ambush bug believes him.

Heck, you could even have a legacy character based on him, maybe a girl. Call her Gwenstroke or something.

What about Rose Wilson?

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What if Spacecabby accidentally drive onto Jay Garrick's cosmic treadmill and went backwards in time? He stops to change the space oil on the car and drips some space oil into the primordial ooze of the plane he stops on, which will eventually become Earth million sof years later.

But then everyone is robots because space oil?

I just want like 2 panels of Shining Knight in the Justice Riders

A straight on Lovecraft type story where Pa Kent reads a letter from Clark. Clark has left the farm and gone to the city, and in a surprize has found his cousin Kara. He writes the letter to inform the Kents that he is sending Kara to the farm. This is bad news to John Kent, as he has always secretly afeared of his adopted son, and thought he was from beyound the stars. Signs, portents, falling stars, the same day a typewriter key became a scratched S that looks like a diamond, stories (false but gossipers don't care) about a local boy gone bald because of radiation and fled town, etc. And now this Kara, come from the city of mountain-tall and canyon-deep buildings? All is lost.

Or a more light-hearted one where Ma Kent joins Etsy and starts making sweaters with "Greek symbols" on them, presumably for the Wonder Woman fans. Instead they're demonic symbols and since Superman is vulnerable to magic, he gets demonically trapped by feminists in a hold hands and yelling circle.

Mr. Sinister decides to try to replicate some of High Evolutionary 's research and splices DNA from various animals onto various heroes and villains. His research results in an airborne virus that turns everyone into furries.

How about Pail Bonyan vs Godzilla vs Mr Stay Puft?

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Earth 2 did that a couple of years ago. But they didn't go far with the story before Darkseid forces invaded and the comic became a story of the Justice Society failing to stop everyone from dying.

>their villains are 80's slasher type monsters
Sold it. Freddy is the mastermind villain, the Cenobites are the true big bads behind the scenes, Jason is the invincible berserker they constantly have to fight.

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I’m partial to macabre X Man

What about nazi X-Men?

Macabre x-men are better. They're up to something sneakier, more threatening, and smaller, more possible. Killing a million people requires time, money, effort. Killing you and physically eating your brain requires two hands and just under half an hour.

Who is their leader? Dr. Rot?

How do you get away with some of these without making it/tv/ or Yea Forums in the case of the more classic monsters?

Nah, Nazi X-Men.

>It is the year 1935. Disgraced English biologist and fringe geneticist Dr. Nathaniel Essex returns home from Germany accompanied by a mysterious young woman named Madeline. Soon after, sightings of winged men and blue-furred monsters appear, corpses are found frozen solid or battered beyond recognition, and a young redheaded woman charms her way through society as she pleads for help finding her missing sister.

I meant literally X Man. The character.

Wonder Woman comes back as Frankenstein's Monster except she's brought back by Hugo Strange?

That's Bratpack

Batman is forced to rape Joker to save Commissioner Gordon. Then he rapes his enemies and Darkseid who all turn over a new leaf because rape is bad.

How about instead of Krypton exploding Earth does, but everyone makes it off and goes to Krypton

i don't think Amazon would raise a male baby at all. They'd probably drop it off on the nearest boat

The big name heroes like Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Green Lanterns, Flash, Martian Manhunter, Aquaman, and maybe Green Arrow, Shazam and Cyborg never existed

Some of them still exist as characters, some don't. Kal-el's rocket didn't launch. Bruce wayne''s parents weren't killed in that alley, so he's just a rich playboy. Diana never left Themyskira. Abin Sur was never killed, so Hal and the other green lanterns are never discovered. Atlanna never fled to the surface, so Arthur was never born. So on and so forth.

Their "families" also still exist as characters, but were not directly influenced by them to become heroes. Dick Grayson is just an Acrobat. John Henry Irons is just an Engineer. Garth is just another Atlantean.
Maybe Supergirl can be an exception, but she would be a late addition to the world, and would not be so inspirational as Superman. As well, without Clark and the Kents to guide her, she's much more of an alien to Earth culture.

The core Justice league is made up of what we consider low-ranking a-listers and b-listers: Captain Atom, Black Canary, Doctor Fate, the Atom, Zatara, Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) and Metamorpho.

Batman's absence means that the vast majority of Gotham villains don't exist, so the city isn't nearly as dangerous as it is in Prime Earth. It's still a hellhole, but one run by the mobs instead of supervillains.
Several other villains are also affected: Sinestro never turns against the GLC. Lex Luthor is still an arrogant and selfish Billionaire, but one who devotes much of his time to creating solutions for real-world problems like energy consumption and climate change. Orm is now the uncontested King of Atlantis, and is xenophobic against the surface but not pathologically so, and is not openly hostile (yet).

It's the novice heroes deaths that hurt Superman the most. Of course, when Superman saw GL killed right in front of him it was devastating, but watching Speedy killed before Green Arrow broke him more than anything else ever could.

If they're not restricting themselves to the main names, I wonder which European country would have the best ambassadors to send to Atlantis. There's got to be more than a few countries well equipped to think along the lines of "I don't like any of you, at least not enough to go to war with you, but consider us total isolationists from now on. Don't call us, we'll call you."

Superman but he rapes this guy

So, Injustice but with lots of rape, and Batman is the dictator?

How about Elizabethan with horror, suspense, and intrigue?

that's basically how Belarus operates, yeah. But i don't think that that would make them more equipped to deal with orm

So, Wonder Holmes in Elizabethan England?

Yugioh-esque DC where Heroes use "Hero Cards" to become heroes and "Sidekick Cards" to summon sidekicks to fight alongside them while Villains use "Villain Cards" and "Minion Cards"

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I'd like to see it end with a villain losing and they'll be like "Oh I'll just press the detonator, shoot the hostage, activate the death ray, start WW3, steal the forty cakes anyway!"

Nah bruh they physically become the Hero/Villain they use the card of. meaning if they lose they've gotten their ass kicked

That's taking hologram sensations to a new level.
Like, it happens each time they summon a hero or villain?

It's kinda like Link rules in that they can only have one "Hero/Villain Card" in play at a time but can have up to five "Sidekick/Minion Cards" if that makes any sense.
when they want to summon a new hero they have to discard the old one but that leaves them vulnerable in the interim between discarding and summoning

Ah. Right.Thanks.
Can minion cards be more powerful or are they always weaker?

Depends on how well they synergize with the Villain card and if the Hero and Sidekick cards they face off against are good matches.

Sounds slike you have almost all the rules ironed out.

can you believe I thought it up in five minutes after seeing that Marvel Villain that uses Not!Yugioh cards that was a thing recently?

Who?
I get instant inspiration sometimes too.

this guy

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The JLA travel to the bottom of the Dark Multiverse and find a pool of anti-reality. They use the new metal in an attempt to cleanse the foul pool, but end up creating a vortex that sucks them into its center, resulting in them being sent into the other side of the pool. That pool is the ass end of Marvel's Eternity.

Superman/Batman team up but it’s their original designs and they’re actually antiheroes/antivillains

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Looks interesting. Thanks.

I basically want this for Post-Crisis Superman. Conner, Cir-El, Christopher, Supergirl, and Linda doing this shit, it’s all there and I’m angry that DC is ignoring that shit

Superman wokes one day and suffer from a nasty case of diarrhea, so he skips work in the Daily Bugle and doesn't go out in a patrol. At the same time Lex also suffers from a nasty case of diarrhea and skips work and doesn't engage in any villainy.
The end.

Is Superman's case super in addition to nasty?

China Mieville's Dial H, the one from the Nu52 was basically that but by phone.

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>Elseworlds where everything is went right. Superman is living peacefully in Krypton as a student of his father, Bruce Wayne lives peacefully as a playboy with really impressive athleticism, Diana is raised as the best Amazon but isn’t blessed by the gods.

>But then, some murderer kills Thomas and Martha Wayne in their sleep. Bruce is accused of the crime and sent to jail. He meets a mysterious stranger as his cellmate, who says he can help prove his innocence. He joins him and becomes part of the League of Shadows, and goes on a Ninja-Detective Adventure to prove his innocence and find out who killed his parents.

>Krypton is destroyed! But luckily, Karl El managed to save his friends and family of the same grizzly fate. Problem is, they’re stuck in the Phantom Zone. Things get desperate, and it seems Kal will need to make the ultimate sacrifice for everybody else to come out alive.

>Diana’s aunt, Queen Antiope, gets assassinated! Now Paradise Island is engulfed turmoil as Diana disappears as she’s secretly sent to Tartarus. She has to fight the forces of Hades, getting numerous cursed artifacts along the way and take down the usurper, the new ruler of Olympus, Dionysus; The God of Wine and Ritual Madness

How bout Wonder Man: Amazonia

But refusing to answer isn't lying. If someone asked for your SS#, you'd just truthfully say you don't want to tell them.

> But then, some murderer kills Thomas and Martha Wayne in their sleep. Bruce is accused of the crime and sent to jail.
Probably Alfred.

You could base this on an adaptation of the Barbathos, spirit of Gotham idea from "Dark Knight, Dark City" and Morrison's idea that Gotham is a machine for making Batman.

In this world Barbathos is or somehow became pure evil and the metropolitan area of Gotham is cursed so that anyone who enters it has their parents die, is burdened with an endless drive for justice, and given Batman-level mental and physical abilities.

Don't know where to go from there, though.

Yep, make every villain realize that being raped hurts and no one wants to be hurt.

Nope. It ends with Murder She Wrote saving the day.