Batman is some loser that lives alone with an old man who's obligated to work for him out of guilt...

Batman is some loser that lives alone with an old man who's obligated to work for him out of guilt. He designs his weapons and tools after bats. Who does that? That's fucking autistic.

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Who do you think is cool?

Mystique from the X-men

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

>lives alone
Okay, I will change your mind and remind that he lives with a harem of adopted young boys who may or may not end up dead at any given point, and he uses his wealth to hide the fact if they do.

How is that a good thing?

All that was said is OP was wrong. Nothing was asked about being good.

Did you honestly think this shitpost was too good to merely exist as another reply in a thread and warranted a thread of its own?

yes

You hate this because it's the truth

>an old man who's obligated to work for him out of guilt

Who tf is this? Batman has 2 old men living with him?
This sure af doesn't describe Alfred.

>This sure af doesn't describe Alfred.
Why?
That's literaolly what Alfred is

You know nothing about Alfred.

Just like what you like Anons. You don't need to get flustered and defend your favorite characters Everytime a shitpost thread comes up

>You know nothing about Alfred.
Then explain why Alfred is not an old man who's obligated to work for him out of guilt

He's an old man obligated to work for him out guilt

He's Bruce's foster father.

>He's an old man obligated to work for him out guilt
so?

That doesn't answer the question

Now you have me agonizing over finding this one webcomic that I thought was about wonder woman but maybe not--followed some snarky superheroine as she talked shit and drank wine. There's a strip where she's dissing Batman with lines like
>He lives in his parent's basement
>And dresses up like an animal to have sex with other people dressed like animals
>There's a word for people like that!

For one, Alfred promised Thomas that if anything ever happened to him he would look after Bruce. That isn't guilt, that's respecting a friend and honoring a promise.

For another, since Bruce's parents died when he was still a kid, Alfred (as the other user points out correctly) is Bruce's foster father who raised him like his own son.

>he lives with a harem of adopted young boys
Based and shotapilled.

thanks!
You finally made some sense!
Thanks!

>You finally made some sense!

I think I only posted 1 or 2 times.