Meanwhile, at the goddamn Legion of Doom...
Meanwhile, at the goddamn Legion of Doom
Blake Moore
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John Cook
Hello gentlemen, Jack Nicholson Joker here. In celebration of the new Joker movie coming out soon, I have taken over as leader tonight and tonight only (Lex is on break), so give me your kookiest plans of all. Food shall come later on. Now, with no further ado, give me your craziest, my companions of corruption!
Angel Martinez
EEEYYYYY BANANAAAAAA
Charles Jenkins
Let’s rob a bank and buy us a pet cow.
David Hall
We could spread a rumor that Batman is some random guy.... like Bruce Wayne! Then while all the heroes are busy protecting him from thugs and assassins we rob Gothem blind!
Josiah Young
Ooh hoo hoo hee hee! I say we drink ocean water! AH HAHAHAHA!
Joshua Parker
Hi fellow incels, what are we planning to shoot up?
Xavier Peterson
Take all the sea creatures from the aquariums, freeing them into the ocean where they truly belong.
Luke Allen
...Might as well get up and reprise my role for this special occasion.
Jaxon Fisher
Here is my presentation on perfecting Amazo, simplified for all of your Homo inferior kind.
Kayden Sanchez
*is immediately shot*
Great idea, but what bank? And how far is Oklahoma from here?
Yeah! It would be ridiculous to assume that Bruce Wayne of all people would be Batman! I better make a note on that...
*gasp* Au contaire! Not that crazy, you madman!
Who let in this guy?
Eh, I already did that once. I think caused a nationwide panic when that happened for some reason.
I like the garb. Cool threads.
Perfect. You deserve a raise.
Isaiah Bailey
We could do a fundraiser and give the proceeds to charity!
Grayson Perry
you do realize most fundraisers and charities are scams by people & large companies that wwant to steal your money
evven religion like that
Michael Scott
Jack Nicholson Joker? We weren't expecting you today. Why are you here all of a sudden? I thought you were the guy that said no to coming to these while all the other (slightly retarded and mostly racist) Jokers and Toyman said yes.
If you need something from Lex he's too busy fisting his own ass for Mr Yea Forumslympus. It's going to be a huge shitshow for him this year. I can feel it in my bones.
Well she does need money for her Happy Camps.... what even goes on in there anyways?
Hunter Gonzalez
Great idea! I'm thinking a cake sale!
What a party pooper, am I right?
I never said I wasn't coming to these, Black Manta. Penguin quit the LoD after Disney attempted to buy the place. He now runs his own, the Iceberg Lounge. It's pretty great, they serve the best Mojitos for miles.
Blake Gray
We can take the Urth's supply of MSG, carbs, and cheesy, snacky goodness and hold it at ransom! The humans would be helpless without their salty snacks and dissssGUSTING munchies! There is NO PRICE THEY WOULD NOT PAY!
Ian Flores
Ah yes, raise money!
Skeksil know someone who can provide fine silks, yes?
Jace Adams
wwell sorry if hearing the same campaign about savvin the baby seals turned out to be a lie that they used all the cash to buy another plot of land somewwhere to make a mall
because wwe totally sea the organizers actually going out to help aquatic life by going to all parts of the ocean and get rid of the trash that plagues these wwaters
do happy camps count as charity
Jason Ortiz
Señor Joker, I shuggest we have Batman fight all of hish nemeses supreme a whole day through, until Gotham is ashesh.
Then I come in, break hish back, and give him permission to die.
Henry Price
Nathaniel Collins
I may still have some Poop bars I can sell.
Isaiah Ross
I'M GONNA HAVE ALLLLL THE WAFFFLESSS!
Carter Ross
Yeah good luck getting drinks here. All we got are the stuff everyone brings in occasionally like Coffee, Whiskey, among other Name Brand Alchohol. We occasionally make moonshine though. Surprisingly very easy to do here at swamp. Must be the gasses or something.
I was pretty sure it you who said no... either you, Alan Moore Joker, or TAS Mark Hamill Joker. It was one of you. Either way you're always welcomed in.
Also Disney didn't buy us. Just to be clear.
What is the Iceberg Louge like anyways?
Lex... what the fuck are you doing?
I don't know. I'm just guessing.
I guess we can sell those.
Thomas Peterson
No, GIR. The waffles are for RANSOMING!
Hudson Cox
Awwwww.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Ethan Myers
I don’t know! I put Master Frown in charge of them. I bet they’re making lots of s’mores from the fact there always seems to be a fire going on in them!
Why would anyone be that evil...
Yay thank you mr green man!
Leo Young
To the most notorious criminals of this Legion of Doom.
I would like to submit my notorious crime for your consideration in the search for new members.
I'm sure my "creature of the night" theme and dark lord getup are also right up your ante. Other villain points include being stinking rich, a secret underground base, having my own servants, technology based on my bat theme.
Regards,
The Batman
Michael Baker
Okay, GIR, you can keep some of the waffles. BUT NO MOOOOORE!
When do you need these candies, little cube-beast? I'll have GIR find them.
Nathan Brooks
Zim, with all due respect,
YOU LOST THE RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION THE MOMENT YOU DISRESPECTED CHOCOLATE BY CALLING THEM POOP BARS!!!!
Luis Martin
WHO TOOK THE LAST OF THE MILK AND DIDN'T BUY MORE OR ATLEAST PUT IT UP ON THE GROCERY LIST?!
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO DID IT!
Jaxon Green
YYYYYYAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
Aiden Robinson
It's a trick.
Anthony Martinez
It was Grundy.
Jayden Moore
INSOLENT SWEATER-CHILD! The bars are called Poop! Here, see for yourself!
AND GIR! FIND ME MOOOOORE.
Aiden Evans
Awesome, Mr. Green Man! I hope we can get all of them, though...
Okay, okay! Sheesh, I take back what I said!
Hey, I wanna be the guy that kills Batty Boy!
what the fuck
Pretty suave. Amazing bar, high-quality restaurant, antique style inn, bowling alley, anything you want, really.
David Cruz
GAH WHAT IS THIS BLASTED NOISE?!
YOU LITTLE GREEN MUTANT BE QUIET!
AND YOU, WEIRD ROBOT DOG THING, SHUT UP, YOUR VOICE GIVES ME A HEADACHE!
Liam Jones
because there are alwways ones like that anywwhere
lowwbloods trying to claim they wwould help us make our wwaters clean only for them to continue throwwing trash in our homes
or highbloods sayin they wwish for equal rights wwith lowwbloods but cannot lose the luxuries of the rich life so they leavve the rust and bronze killed wwhen someone is about to be culled
i havve yet to see one group stick their wword and be true about wwhat they are doin
Aaron Sanders
How about we travel through time and give all Justice Leaguers wedgies, traumatizing their childish psyches and turning them into emotional wrecks in the present day? I'll have the Cosmic Treadmill up and running.
Jacob Miller
GRUNDY! WHEN I FIND HIM HE WILL WISH HE WAS STILL DEAD!
Daniel Hughes
Zim... we are storming that factory... NOW!
Jaxson Gomez
GIANT CHICKEN!
I'M GONNA EAT YOU! HAAHAHAHHAHAH
Mason Nelson
Skektak has asked humble Chamberlain to request to mighty Legion to help skeksis acquire humans for... expirementation
Scientist wishes to test effects of dark crystal on other creatures not of These, yes?
HmmmMMMMmmmm
Robert Campbell
What should we name this... fundraiser? Zim suggests the LEGION OF FOOD!
SILENCE, metal monkey! Lest you wish to face the wrath of Irk's most powerful invader!
Nicholas Lewis
Please don't. He cooks our meals.
Evan Cook
PRETTY BUTTERFLY!!!!!
I'M GONNA TOUCH YOU K?
Jonathan Cox
How bout darker darker yet darker chocolate
Hudson Reyes
This is exactly why I need to take over! I’ll make everyone be nice!
As soon as you can mr alien
Hi Shredder!
Kayden Jenkins
HmmmmMMMmmmm,
I say we name it The Dark Banquet, yes?
Landon Phillips
Sure. Just mind the wings.
>This is exactly why I need to take over! I’ll make everyone be nice!
Literally can't be worse than Lex.
Chase Bennett
Oh hey Shredder by the way you fucked us up again! Someone hacked our computer again and looked up and opened over 50 tabs of porn. I had to buy a new computer for us.... AGAIN. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
You gotta invite me to go in sometime. This place sounds bitchin.
Not really but OK.
Chara did you and the goat kid even go inside that cat kid's home yet. You never really answered last thread.
Don't eat him it's not worth it.
Why not leave it as an anonymous fundraiser? I'm pretty sure people will just buy random sweets without questioning it.
Very true.
Caleb Nguyen
WHAT NO GO AWAY
>kicks the ugly dog
SILENT YOU, I HAVE DEALT WITH SMALLER GRUMPIER ALIENS THEN YOU, YOU'RE NOTHING, SO IT DOWN AND SHUT UP AND I'M NO METAL MONKEY, I AM THE SHREDDER!
Oh hello Unikitty.
Lucas Collins
Fellow authoritarians and valued enforcers, rejoice, for DOOM would like to hear your opinion on this matter.
Encounters with the Hulk have always been unpredictable, and Doctor Doom usually predicts anything, what's with that annual godhood of mine.
The question is: have DOOM handled this particular situation well? Yes or yes, of course?
Gavin Hall
Asher Morales
i might as wwell see if a hoofpurrbeast like you could do any better than other landwwellers
as wwell as to make up for wwhat happened after attacking you
wwhat do you need
funds?
because im rich as fuck and could lend you an budget you need for this
Isaac Flores
Hello, I am Homewad.
Eli Green
I am taking this base down, even if it costs my life.
Feels bad man.
Camden Murphy
An impostor!
Ryder Edwards
>Not really but OK.
Manta, you literally only eat fish and sea life that you butcher yourself. You don't eat anything that's cooked here.
Asher Torres
O-oh that? well I've been away with Krang Manta, so I've not really been around hehe, um sorry?
What kind of weird mutant is this?
merchandising your enemies ey, say Doom not a bad idea
Ethan Diaz
Oh hello, Mr. Turtle Soup guy! How's it hanging with your all caps speech?
Eh, I don't have that much time on my hands...
I'd say Ghoulie guy's the guy your looking for, bud.
Absolutely perfect. I'm naming our 'fundraiser' the Legion of Food immediately and making you my right-hand man.
Too late. I already decided.
Oh, it certainly is. I should call Pengy later for you to join.
Gavin Ramirez
This could work! But most of these Poop bars seem to be mostly sawdust, not chocolate.
This name sounds much more DIABOLICAL!
Because, Manta, we must use our ingenious, evil brains to create and hone a brand of our own! If there is one thing HYOOMANS love, it's scary, faceless brands! They will be slaves to our unique and MODERN marketing! It's the LONG CON, Manta!
The only shredding you need is to shred pounds of that HUMAN FAT, stink-creature!
Brayden Watson
We still can't find the problem with the ship's signal, so I guess we're stuck here on this disgusting, pollution-ridden planet.
And even if we could, the Massive seems dead set on steering us right back here to Urth... Of all the planets, why Ur-
Zim... Did you fuck with our power core again?
Zachary Sullivan
Gentlemen, gentlemen, I got news! The Overgordon's offering to spare you all from his eternal rape, as long as we sacrifice the next person who gets dubs to him so we can force him into reality!
Nathan Howard
GLITCH CORRECTED...PRIMARY FUCTION RESTORED...
TARGETING HOSTILE!
DESTROY,DESTROY,DESTROY!
*eyes turn blue*
I LOVE TACOS!
Jordan Morales
Why would you eat anything he cooks? Does't he... you know... use soap in his food?
Jason King
a troll
a seadwweller
an alien from paradox space
anyfin but i am not an mutant
aliens and mutants are different from each other that it wwould be racist if you assumed they are alike
Jayden Gomez
This sounds like a horrible idea, but if it's either this or eternal rape, I'll go with it.
Logan Hall
Uuuuh Zim? Does your robot... normally do that?
Colton Roberts
What if I consent?
Michael Cox
Thank you, Nicholson Joker! My ingenious naming conventions have been at last recogNIIIIZED!
>slyly tucks away a wrench into
's hollow head
Of course not, my Tallest! Whatever makes you say such things?
Tyler Ramirez
It's an acquired taste. It tastes especially good when you combine it with human organs.
Thomas Wood
Aww come here cute little doggie!
Troops would be best if you have them the faster we take over the faster we make people nice!
Two Meatwads!?
Jaxon Nelson
Even from tiny shrill green thing, humble Skeksil welcomes praise!
Why not take Gelfling slave instead?
HmmmMMMMMmmm?
William Murphy
Another one?
How common even are sentient globs of meat on this planet?
Jason Howard
*suddenly three more Minions arrive*
Ehhhhh
Jason Nelson
Soul traits may make for good seasoning
Josiah Carter
Guys! You won't believe who just showed up at the door!
Liam Smith
Here’s your offering, Gordon.
Jason Martinez
YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE RASPBERRIES!
Daniel Price
The offering arrives.
Adam Campbell
He normally does far worse, Chara.
GIR!
Josiah Sanders
Are you needing troops? Lucky you, generous Skeksis are willing to lend the Mighty Garthim to your cause!
And to prove might of Garthim, let them clean base of yellow pests!
Levi Morgan
Why the fuck would we do that?
Last time we had this discussion Lex had a hissy fit because Grundy put coffee grounds in the Mind Fucker.
Can't wait to join.
Shredder you're suppose to be our IT guy when Brainiac is throwing his pants rant. You fucked us up.... but can't say we all haven't done the same. Just make sure it doesn't happen to this computer.
Yeah. And it is tasty. Don't know why you guys don't want to try it.
It is a normal easter egg din't worry about it.
I thought you were in prison Ozai. Then again you still don't have your bending skills... so.... you happy about Azula?
Peter or that Simpsons looking mother fucker?
Umm.... OK...
Nolan Howard
troops like aquatic sea creatures or my old creww members
both
i think the creww are still alivve
hold on let me check on them
>*pulls out palmhusk to make some calls*
Levi Robinson
YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE OVERGORDON SNEEDPOSTER
FOR YOUR SINS, I SHALL RAPE THEE FOR ETERNITY, AN ETERNITY OF NEVER ENDING, FOREVER WORSENING RAPE
PREPARE FOR ETERNAL ANAL DESTRUCTION
Liam Morgan
ANOTHER CHICKEN! GET IN MY TUMMY!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Jason Bennett
Oh great the fucking clown, um Just fine Joker, just fine, hating Turtles and so on.
Why I aught to shred you!
ARGH they're everywhere!
Well pardon me, you just looked like a typical mutant and I happen to encounter AND EMPLOY several of them.
AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TINY NEW MEMBERS RUNNING AROUND?!
DID WE TURN INTO A DAY CARE?!
Lincoln Anderson
You sure as hell better not have...
You know Purple is prone to stress eating, which will tear through our snack supply within a week, with no way of ordering more.
Gabriel Long
Kunowa? Ha!
Gavin Williams
Fine, I'll install the latest and greatest antivirius I know, but you really should get another IT guy just in case
Nathan Lee
Tiny shrill machine very irritating, yes?
Friend will make machine leave, yes?
Luke Gutierrez
>Why the fuck would we do that?
Manta, imagine getting raped for all eternity by Gordon. Except he's wearing the skin of Arthur. And the rape gets worse the longer it goes on.
Now ask that question again.
Josiah Lopez
So I do get a prize from this, right?
Christian Green
P-pengy? Who's Pengy? I-I am just Dmitry from Odessa, an honest to God Ukrainian immigrant. Say, have you tried borscht? Gives your life meaning!
Justin Reyes
You! Keep your trash can off my cat!
Carson Stewart
(Throws knife impailing minion)
Alright... so who’s calling the exterminator
Thomas Jones
OH HALLO, GIANT LEMON!
Noah Morgan
*LOUD SCUTTLING ARACHNID NOISES*
Henry Price
Now who are these bozos?
Oh, shit.
Please do.
I'm glad you feel recognised, Zim. Just make sure Gir doesn't shit all over my Rersian rugs.
Loads. So many.
Oh god, no.
*GAAAAAAAAAASP* My saviour has arrived!
Yes, please take him, I beg you.
Somebody please shut this twerp off.
All right, I think it's time for the food. As usual, ever since the retirement of the LoD delivery guy, I'll go order some pizza from Little Caesar's and go grab some candy.
Tonight's speciality will be Japanese candy, so I'll use my personal transporter to go to a FamilyMart and grab some. But first, the pizza. Wadaya guys want?
Nathan Richardson
*sniff*
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?
Camden Smith
*He survives the knife*
Dasbaba?
Kevin Phillips
HAHAHAHA HELLO THERE LEX AND IM HERE TO JOIN THE LEGION OF DOOM TO KILL WOLVERINE HAHAHAHA
Dominic Ramirez
My Taaaaallest, have more faith in your strongest invader! The Massive's power core is far too complex to be easily dismantled with a Vortian lazerwrench! There is no need to worry! Nothing like that could happen, my Tallest. NOTHIIIING!
I'm WORKING ON IT! And GIR is no trash can! The Tallest made him special, would you dare question their GREAT METHOOOODS?
Yes, Joker!
GIR, LEAVE THE LEMONS ALONE!!
James Hernandez
*Swipes claw at the minion*
*CONTINUOUS LOUD SCUTTLING*
Joseph Murphy
Gobo?
Mason Adams
ARE YOU MY DADDY?
Jonathan Nguyen
>Wadaya guys want?
Meatlovers with everything on it and stuffed crusts.
David Miller
He’s eating out of the trash.... and I think a saw him put a live pig in his head
Always good to have more allies for the Unikitty empire
Julian Williams
*crashed though roof*
im only gonna say this once...
STOP
STEALING
OUR
Amazon prime packages from the Hall of Justice
OR
I'LL
KILL
YOU
ALL!!!
*flies away*
Jaxon Hall
I want sea food, shrimps, clams ect on mine, and I demand a LARGE soda
Jace Lewis
..... You know with all the commotion it was hard to hear him among everyone. Proceed to rape Peter.
Oswald is that really you? What happened to you?
Good to hear Shredder.
Dammit another exterminator session... alright where's the next meeting going to take place? Doof said No more meetings at his home. Though it was fun watching Game of Thrones on his TV. So any other suggestions?
Ancho- no wait I think I'll try the Spinach pizza this time. Wouldn't hurt to try something new.
Isn't that a bit too much for you. I mean I know you turn into an eldritch abomination occasionally but doesn't that hurt your fairy figure a bit?
Adrian Walker
Aw....
Ryder Gonzalez
Skeksil will second the fairy girl's request
Landon Fisher
No
Mason Flores
OM NOM NOM, WHAT WAS THAT?
OH HALLO CAPTAIN BLUEBERRY!
James Thomas
I WANT PEPPERONI!
Michael Green
>AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TINY NEW MEMBERS RUNNING AROUND?!
>DID WE TURN INTO A DAY CARE?!
That reminds me
Fish thing, in the previous thread, didn't you say something like
>letting the trolls become full mature adults before letting them join military army
when trying to suggest trolls are even remotely superior to Irkens?
Where would you get the idea that we didn't?
...I never suggested anything about it being dismantled, ZIM.
I mean... kinda?
Thomas Gray
>Isn't that a bit too much for you. I mean I know you turn into an eldritch abomination occasionally but doesn't that hurt your fairy figure a bit?
My body is whatever I want it to be. I can inhale as much food as I want and not get fat or suffer any of the failings you guys might. It's easier to eat larger things when I'm bigger, though.
Also, Spinach is a pretty good choice.
Andrew Phillips
PIZZAAAAAAA
Matthew Taylor
Again with the PIG!? How many times do I have to re-calibrate his head-cannon to stop launching animals everywhere!?
Then stop ordering what ZIM WANTS!
I, too, wish for this pizza of meat and cheeeeese. For experimental purposes!
OF COURSE NOT! Neither did I! It was never dismantled, no, nooo; it was a... eh... uh...
>clears throat
So, eh, how is Purple doing?
Leo Reyes
The Almighty Tallest, the rulers of the mighty Irken empire.
Eli Diaz
Cheese...
And get a pineapple pizza
For everyone to S H A R E
Benjamin Stewart
*sniff*
WHY? WHY ARE SUCH A MEANIE?
Brandon Ramirez
Chickens? Fofodo?
Jace Robinson
CHICKENS!
Nolan Hughes
indeed
alright they agreed to this plan and wwill gather wwith the other aquatic beasts
vveggies on my flavvor disc if you wwill
i havve been researching other galactic species on their performance wwith military training and history
most from wwhat i havve read is that evven youngest of irkens can be allowwed to do their jobs as long as they havve the proper training needed to do wwhatevver the mission is at hand
if someone as young and retarded as zim wwould make it this far
it is possible a evven a smeet wwould be considered a prodigy or most destructivve bein in your home
certain height status is also allowws them to pass any rules regarding age qualifications
Hudson Rodriguez
I'm fine. Everything's fine. We're just stuck on an alien planet covered in 75% of disgustinc Urth water that burns our flesh, with a limited snack supply and no means of contact with anything outside of this wretched planet, all while being stuck with the biggest threat to our entire species. With no means of escape. No means to contact... Nothing... (he continues babbling incoherently)
Christian Anderson
Do not fear, my Tallest! You have ZIM here to guide you through such a hideous, deformed planet as this.
Leo Cooper
Help! Wababa!
Wyatt Sanders
*on the phone*
Hello, Little Caesar's? Joker here. I'd like to order 3 Meatlovers with everything and stuffed crusts, a Mariner's, a Margarita with spinach, two Large Pepperonis, a Large Cheese, a Hula Hawaiian to share, an Extramostbestest Veggie, 8 bottles of soda and several crazy combos. Thanks.
Alright then, the pizza will be ready in a while. In the meantime, I'll just quickly transport to Japan to get some snacks at FamilyMart. See ya real soon guys!
Jacob Edwards
Whose Twinkies are these?
Austin Barnes
I HAVE A TRANSMITER
Tyler Edwards
>if someone as young and retarded as zim
First off, Irkens age very slowly, a "young" Irken is already very old by most standards,and already have plenty of time to train. They're all more than twice your age.
Secondly, Zim IS an adult, you dumbass. He's old even by Irken standards, we trained alongside him while still elites. He's just tiny.
Oh, great. Thanks Zim. Can't wait.
You do? How long is its range?
Brandon Brown
Guys I fell through the roof again
Isaac Howard
fuck I forgot the image, sorry about that
Robert Turner
Iyaba!
Nicholas Wood
INTERGALACTIC, BUT AH LEFT IT AT HOME, I NEEDED ROOM FOR THE CUPCAKE!
Brayden Long
Eh? Did you say something to Zim?
Of course, my Tallest! In the meantime, snacks are ON THE WAY! The Urth piz-za is something quite terrible to behold, my Tallest.
Gavin Cox
You know earth makes snacks right?
Connor Cooper
> A green beam of energy disintegrates yellow vermin
Sorry I'm late, MU and I have been taking care of business, what seems to be the problem today, multiple jokers?
Luis Nelson
then could zim not just disguise himself wwith other older more mature figures than someone in grade schoolfed
like a high schoolfed or evven an univversity
wwhat sort of adult wwould stick around wwith young children
thats just creepy
pretty sure there are midgets that get degrees and diplomas
oh nofin
nothin at all wwhatsoevver
Thomas Cook
Earth has snacks. Snacks in abundance even.
Adrian Wood
Someone please lorepill me on the legion
Carter White
*Suddenly the mighty stand arrow falls out of the sky.
Jack Thompson
We are awaiting a mountain of pizzas while we work on the LEGION OF FOOOOOOOOOOOD! It is our new fund-raiser. WHAT SHALL YOU CONTRIBUTE?
Ryder Moore
Is this the ERP thread?
Wyatt Brooks
Oh fuck... not that thing
Jose Hall
OOOHH...SHINY!
Zachary Hernandez
Mine.
Parker Wood
Yes. And you just broke into their hideout.
Oliver White
MASTAH! THE GOLDEN BUTT SCRATCHER GAVE ME A PET GHOST!
Bentley Carter
>I, Dib Membrane, have a dream to end Zim's reign of terror
Nolan Kelly
Phone is dying.
It's getting harder to reply.
I'm going to have to call it a break guys.
I'll be right back. Save that pizza for me.
Ryder Ortiz
HMmmmmmMMMmmm
What is this, thing? It seems, MENACING
Christian Davis
>a faint scream can he heard
>it's getting closer
>suddenly Green Lantern smashes through the roof
>falls head first onto the floor
OOF
>he passes out
Andrew Robinson
Nobaba!
Adam Ross
Rodo....
*He touches the arrow*
Hudson Taylor
It’s so shiny!.... what is it?
We are doing a fundraiser to make money for my empire!
Bye Manta! Good luck on.... whatever you’re doing!
Brayden Thomas
Pants?
PANTS!
Blake Lewis
Ugh... Urth food...
A lot of that garbage could make us sick in large amounts. As much as I hate to admit it, I guess we really are at Zim's mercy this time, he's the only one who knows what's safe and what's not.
I really don't feel like puking my guts out on this alien planet.
I don't know, ask HIM.
Levi Fisher
Hey Guys, get a loud of all these losers that got imprisoned by the Scooby Gang. How do you let a talking dog and a pot smoker trick you? HaHaHaHa.
Austin Reyes
Huh. Didn't think that would happen. The ghost could be our fundraising mascot. INGENIOUS!
Radioactive rubber ones?
quality post
Thomas Green
STAND NAME:[ DOOM SONG]
STAND USER: [GIR]
ABILITIES: UNKNOWN
Evan Reed
Oh my! What a lovely ring, yes?
>Chamberlain reaches down to remove the ring
Samuel Davis
Zim... don’t touch that arrow, in fact nobody touch that arrow. If anyone else gets a stand, things may get a bit... hectic around here
Isaac Phillips
YOU SHITS IM BACK WITH MY OWN REAL NOW
Christian Wood
Jose Allen
>pizza
Oh boy, if we're following the Yea Forums headcanon on cheese, this could get real fun
Anthony Reed
BAAAAAAaaaaaa
*He has the arrow and is now running around the base with it*
Nathan Hall
DONT TOUCH THAT!!
We'll see you black manta, I will led the legion from here.
Oh for the hordes sakes
>Obliterates more vermin
Apparently the keeper gru isn't a member here.
Ah yes a hostage. Mu will like this.
Caleb Moore
HEY MASTAH YOU WANNA PET GHOST?
*stabs Zim with stand arrow*
Oliver Barnes
>Strikes creature
Missed one
Jaxson Rodriguez
LEAVE MR.LEMON ALONE!!!
DOOM SONG!
Jose Gutierrez
*Out of the cloud of smoke, he lives*
WHAAAAAT?
Robert Peterson
ZIM NEEDS NO ARROWS! Why need a stand of my own when my brilliant SIR unit has obtained one himself, hmm?
I want his stupid mask!
AUGHH! GIR, WHY!? My squeedlyspooch! Auugh, it hurts so much!!
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Brayden Nguyen
Not anymore.
Hunter Bailey
*Someone launches missiles to the base*
Michael Brown
Here, friend, green mask
Yellow pests are too much trouble, even for mighty Garthim!
HMMMmmmmMMmm
Brody Rivera
ZIM??
(Normally we wouldn't care, but...) YOU'RE OUR ONLY SOURCE OF IRKEN-SAFE SNA- I MEAN KNOWLEDGE OF THIS WRETCHED PLANET
Noah Collins
STAND NAME: [ZIGGY STARDUST]
STAND USER: [ZIM]
ABILITIES: UNKNOWN
Jordan Rodriguez
Awww he’s taking a nap
Why not touch it? It looks friendly
Poor guy does this ever other meeting.. I think someone needs glasses
Ryder Williams
Woba!
*Pulls the arrow out of Zim and runs to stab the Chamberlain with it.*
Samuel Garcia
TOUCH IT YOU GET A PET GHOST! HEHEHEHEHEHE
Caleb Ortiz
Brandon Brooks
Ughh>gets stabbed
Somebody call an exterminator!
Hunter Sanders
Run dude run! Also, stay away from me you lemon colored midget
Levi Rodriguez
AAAAAAAH!
Accursed yellow things, Skeksil will hunt you down!
Ryan Diaz
Hello once again, boys. I'm here with the pizzas and the candy.
For the candy, I got Pocky, Apollo, Koala's March, Kit Kats, Tohato Caramel Corn, Marble Chocolate, Higashi, Chiroru, Kinoko no Yama, Chocoball, Ramune candy, Amanatto, Meiji Chocolate, Every Burger, Crunky, Caplico, Choco Baby, Milky, Konpeito, Coffee Beat, Takenoko no Sato, Meiji Macadamia, Ichigo Ame, Dars, Black Thunder, Black Black, Ghana Chocolate, Cream Collon (lol), Toppo, Karinto, Meltykiss, Pinky, Pucca and doriyaki. Dig in, guys.
John Moore
>One of the many ships in the armada that would normally surround and follow the Massive blasts the missile
Sebastian Young
Baaaaaaa!
*He stops vhasing after The Chamberlain to try to stab Joker*
Jaxson Butler
It will take more than some sky-arrow to kill ZIIIM! It's merely a flesh wound, my Tallest!
>handwaves the wound off, shoving some of his alien organs back under his tunic
EH!? WHAT ARE YOU!?
Joker! Just in time! AVOID THE LEMON-BEASTS AND THEIR SHARP STICK OF GHOSTLY EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
Sebastian Torres
I WANNA MET YOUR PET GHOST!
SHOW ME! SHOW ME!
Nicholas Gray
IT'S YER PET GHOST! DO YOU LIKE IT?
Jacob Martin
I'll take care of this!
*BANG*
Jack Edwards
>One of the many other ships turn to the minion and shoots it alongside
Daniel Perez
>restrain's thing
Woah woah woah there calm down already, sorry guys about these minions of mine, sometimes they get REAL out of handy. Oh hey a villain club. I MIGHT sign up later, bye.
Robert Evans
(R)
What is who, Zim?
(P)
HE'S DELIRIOUS! ALL HOPE IS LOST
Gavin Nelson
>He begins to morph and start screaming
Nathaniel Robinson
*But then he misses one missile and headed to the headquarters itself thus causing damage*
Levi Hill
(Grabs stand arrow)
Now, now this nonsense can finally end
(Notices small cut)
Oh fuck me
Michael Rodriguez
you havve my thanks for taking the time to delivver these
>*eyes curiously on the Pucca candy as he reaches out for them*
>*they look like little fishies*
Nolan Rogers
*pulls out a smaller gun and shoots him again*
Alexander Moore
stand name: [Smooth Criminal]
stand master: [Chara Dreemur]
Stand abilities: steal emotions
Jaxson Foster
Fucking finally.
Jose Lewis
Perhaps Skeksil may take the arrow, know place where none shall touch it in a thousand trine
Liam Watson
Shut the fuck up
(sprouting a gun from his PAK, he joins in the war on the yellow demons)
Would you happen to know which ones are safe for Irken consumption?
Jason Parker
OOOOOFFFF
>He falls over dead
Christian Gomez
No fucking way! You’re just gonna give yourself a stand while nobody’s looking
Camden Edwards
I go away to fix the computer and I find all of you running around stabbing eachother with an arrow!
Seriously?! Am I the only adult here?!
He's back?! and we had the roof fixed!
Fantastic! Maybe some dinner will cure this headache I've gotten
Daniel Foster
AAAHHH, I LIKE THE GOLDEN BUTT SCRATCHER....
Jayden Sullivan
HELLO I AM AUTISMO AND I LAUNCH THE MISSILES AND STUFF
Logan Lee
What? No, Skeksil only wish to take such a dangerous item to safe place
Skeksil would not lie to friend, only want what's best for legion
Julian Perry
Really!
>accidentally cuts self
It’s so cute!
You forgot to get 3 Musketeers....
Charles Hernandez
That's IT!
Clearly no one here is adult enough to handle a god damns ARROW, I'll be taking this now and throw it in the TRASH!
>takes the arrow from Chara
AND WHO LET THIS KID IN HERE?! WE'RE NOT A DAYCARE! I'LL SPEAK TO LUTHOR ABOUT THIS!
Christopher Reed
THE KID DID THIS?!? Such a villainous act, so you did go here in purpose, want to join us?
Ryan Perry
Yeah...... who the fuck are you?
Elijah Turner
(Fuck forgot picture)
UNIKITTY PLEASE DON'T INDULGE THE KIDS!
John White
I must agree with friend manta , you are no friend here!
>Takes the arrow from user
Agh, Chamberlain has scratched himself, no matter
Blake Sanders
you freakin
wwhy wwould you do that
you wwould have gotten yourself killed
you dont just poke at shiny stabby things
Christian Young
Hmmmm?
>steals Stand Arrow from The Chamberlain and runs out of the building very quickly
Baba!
Evan Turner
I'll ask you the same thing.
Who the fuck are you?
Gabriel Mitchell
O-oh, friend Shredder, this was simple misunderstanding, did not see who you were in dark of the room, yes?
Please, forgive
Ryder Robinson
HEY METAL CHICKEN WANNA SEE MY PET GHOST!
DOOM SONG!
Wyatt Martinez
YOU OVERSIZED BIRD BRAIN, GIVE BACK THE ARROWHEAD!
WHY THAT LITTLE!
Well, the arrow is gone, good riddance, now shut the fuck up kids I want to eat.
Manta, It's me, Shredder!
Christopher Brooks
(Snatches back arrow)
Listen up people... I bought this arrow during the last meeting... and this it’s rightfully mine! So you all better keep your claws off of my fucking arrow!!
Jordan Scott
*attacks Shredder*
PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY!
Hudson Perry
HmmmmMmmmMmm
Skeksil thought friend Gidorah eat that arrow, yes?
Would this not be different arrow?
Justin Wilson
>She then notices that the arrow is missing
>Cue Minion laughter in the distance
> The minions are gone. For now.
Anthony Parker
NONONONO YOU CANT STOP ME
NO YOU A MEANIE *gib sings the doom song* NO NO NO NO NOISE BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*goes on a rampaging assaulting shredder, krang, zim and gib as well as some fire slut*
Andrew Morgan
NO I DON'T WANT TO
OW OW OW OW WHATS HITTING OW ME OW OW
Shut ow up, you little brat!
Yeah yeah whatever
Nolan Phillips
Well now it would seem we have a problem with ghosts. Tell me, does that mean gozer is coming back to the legion?
Dylan Robinson
Die!? The green dog just said I would get a ghost...
It’s Shredder! you know the guy who got raped by Killer Croc... I think you were here for that
But look how cute she is!
Jackson James
Zim! You said this stuff was called ''peets-zah'' right?
I...love it...
Isaac Russell
WHO?
Daniel Richardson
Legion of Doom? More like Stinks Worse Than A Gas Station Restroom!
Eli Howard
Earth food is horrific poison for Irken biology, user. Except waffles.
Jeremiah Morris
you cant easily trust wwhat an android dressed in a barkbeast outfit says
and im so sorry for tryin to care for concerns towwards a future empress and friend
guess i dont care enough to showw wworries
is that it
Hunter Long
According to my brother hordak, the 80s legion had a rather powerful yet dangerous member of the legion named gozer, a highly powerful ghost, perhaps it's power can surpass even mine. And with October nearing, it might return. Gozer nearly destroyed New York had it not been for a certain ghosts busting team.
Alexander Nelson
HmmmmMMMMmmmm
Skeksil must wonder who bring arrows to legion, and for what purpose?
Very strange, yes?
Henry Perry
Jacob Thompson
It is terrifying. I shall use it for my own NEFARIOUS DEEDS!
BEGONE, PURPLE BEAST!
Yes, my Tallest! Be careful consuming too much! The cheesy substance is DEELICIOOOOOUS! Just pick off the horrid Urth meats!
M E N A C I N G
David Gomez
Tallest user here. Yeah, I know most are, but Zim user was very insistent on the contrary desuarchive.org
Liam Roberts
No no no mr fishy man I appreciate that you care about.... WAIT did... did you just say we are.... FRIENDS! I knew you would come around!
The big marshmallow guy?
Jack Mitchell
Uh... What happens if he eats too much?
Christopher Ross
Yes the big marshmallow monster, one of gozer's creations
Lincoln Martinez
wwell
someone has to look out for you and help be awware of obvvious dangerous things any wwriggler wwould knoww
Cameron Collins
AH LOVE MARSHEMELLOWS!
Cameron Cook
>Low unique IP count paired with high post count
>No legitimate discussion of comics or cartoons
>A new thread is made shortly after the old one is archived
Legion of Doom threads show too many characteristics of an unnecessary general thread similar to /hsg/.
As such they need to be deleted on sight.
Fuck off to or a discord if you want to roleplay, instead of blatantly violating >>>/global/rules/10 and >>>/global/rules/13
Juan Mitchell
Ohhh, the usual: lightheadedness, slurring of speech, minor gurgling of the squeedlyspooch, and vomit. Sooooo much vomit. GIR eats it better than I do.
Cooper Stewart
>rulefag
Does ruining others' fun get you off you something?
Cameron Robinson
Need more room for the 18th Spinel thread, huh
Evan Cox
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Luke Jones
Hey Giranon with a question?
What's it like being a total douche to people you've never met on the internet?
Christopher Gomez
Oh, boy, a purist... So, exactly what quality thread is this larp general killing? The SU spam? Or the other shit like twitter rage bait, waifu threads, low quality shitposts, etc.?
William Perry
Charaanon here, look, we’re all friends here, let’s just forget about the troll and continue having fun. Doom threads don’t hurt anyone, but anger can sour a story
Let’s just keep having fun
Samuel Kelly
PREACH!
Logan Parker
Zimanon. Agreed.
Luis Rogers
Fun is arbitrary. Just ask your average hoodlum.
Condemning your faggotry doesn't mean I condone other types. All cancerous, rule breaking threads both need, and deserve to be reported for the greater good of Yea Forums.
Brayden Rivera
Well that asshole pretty much ruined the thread, should we take a break and start a new one tomorrow?
Camden Thompson
Please, just stop. You ain't protecting shit.
Everyone don't give this guy the time of day, he doesn't deserve it.
He's just trying to piss us off.
Connor Nguyen
Probably a good idea. Wouldn't want to upset the hall monitor any more than we have. We can reconvene this meeting later anyway.
Bentley Wilson
Just ignore it, stop giving it attention
Wh- AND YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL US BEFORE PURPLE STARTED EATING IT?
That's a very important detail to just leave out, ZIM.
When you turned specifically to us, telling us "snacks are on the way", I assumed you meant they were SAFE.
Is this your next plan to kill the Tallest? Are you out to do us in like you did to Miyuki and Spork?
(Ya did it. He finally lost his cool)
Bentley Watson
Ugh... fine...I have overdue work anyways
Austin Ward
if it helps, I really like your Tallests. Good stuff man.
Tyler Ramirez
Welp.
It's been fun, really fun.
I love these threads.
See ya
Isaiah Hall
See you soon, you guys are all great.
These threads honestly brighten up my day
Connor Walker
Fun stuff, folks. Take it easy!
Jack Thompson
Told you she would make you her friend
I’ve been meaning to ask.... are you a bird person thing?
Eli Reed
shut up
shes just vvery naivve that its up to someone like me to help guide her
i dont see you being that kind of person despite howw you twwo seem vvery close
Zachary Kelly
I am Skeksis
Proud Lord of crystal
Camden Watson
Have you guys seen my arrow? Its pointy and gold
Andrew Walker
Minions.
Christian Long
I find her naivety cute as all hell among other things.... and I’d stop her if it was life threatening...
Josiah Ramirez
We'll look at the time, I must leave, MU requests me once more. I'll probably be absent for the next couple of meetings for this is an important task for the horde and I. Farewell for now.
Grayson Hughes
hmmm
that is good to hear fro
Brody Hughes
Thanks! I'm glad to hear it, I'm always pretty self-conscious about not properly capturing the character Your Zim is really good too, my dude.
Also, I gotta kind of thank the puritan, I got a huge chunk of work done now that I was able to step away from Yea Forums for a bit
Samuel Lee
I haven't actually seen a female of my species in hundreds of thousands of years
Nicholas Miller
Guys come back
I think the asshole is gone
John Howard
WILL YALL SHUTTUP
Im trying to SLEEP here
Hunter Sanchez
no
Gabriel Peterson
But my Tallest, the snacks are safe *enough!* Besides, I--EH? Zim is not trying to kill anyone here! Especially not you, my Tallest! And Miyuki and Spork were no fault of my own! It isn't like they found any bodies, or anything!
There is no sleep in the Legion, hideous goblin.
Wyatt Green
I need to work on some projects sooner or later, but I'm still posting instead.
Gavin Flores
...disgusting.....ZzZzzZzzZZ
Jaxson Lopez
Oh? What are you, friend?
Skeksil never see creature like you
HmmmMMMMMmmmmm
Gavin Martin
(Taking a deep breath to ground himself, Red takes Purple's arm, wrapping it around his shoulders to keep his swaying co-ruler upright)
You know what, Zim? I don'y know why I ever trusted you.
Ugh, just help me get him to the couch.
...This place has a couch, right?
Benjamin Long
Hmph.
Luke Roberts
you know Zim I'v been in talks with forming an alliance with your race (no surpise who wouldn't want a walking extinction event on their side) perhaps I could assist you in one of your schemes to take this planet?
Parker Gonzalez
I'd prefer if you didn't associate him with our kind, especially not after what happened here.
Caleb Lewis
I could eat him if you want
Charles Wood
WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE AIR AGAIN
Ryan Reed
Don't. Everything he gets involved in ends in disaster one way or another, and I'd rather you stay alive.
Eli Gonzalez
>he slouches dejectedly, and does his best to assist the swaying Purple leader--not as easy given the height difference
My Tallest, I swear it was not intentional! I can get him something to ease the spooch, I mean it! GIR brought this strange pink substance once that eased the pain.
Do not eat Zim! Aid Zim! Aid Zim in helping the Taaaaalllllessssts.
Hunter Stewart
I always feel bad for you guys who need ships to travel in space there is nothing quite like travelling through space with nothing but your scales and wits about you
frankly the tales of your incompetence make it sound as if you are more helpful to your empire alive than dead unless you can prove me wrong perhaps
Brayden Lopez
(His antennae perk up at the mention of something to ease his co-ruler's pain, only to soon drop to their initial, folded-back position)
And what's the drawback to THIS Urth substance?
(Purple moans and mutters something nigh-unintelligible)
I'at isfuki' planeh...
Elijah Russell
It tastes sickeningly sweet. Besides that? Eh...
>he digs around GIR's head for the first bottle of Poopto-Bismol he could get his Irken mitts on
Adrian Bennett
Okay so here’s the plan. You guys are going to start a riot, and I’m going to walk out the front door.
Asher Myers
(Red sets purple down on the couch and walking over to Zim to inspect this "pink substance")
(Upon setting Purple down on the couch, he almost instantly curls up into a ball with his arms around his midsection)
And you're ABSOLUTELY SURE you're leaving NOTHING out?
Brody Brown
Yes. Absolutely sure.
>except, he wasn't. He knew it wasn't lethal, but he did remember the next day being fuzzy and a headache to last the ages.
Absolutely nothing to worry about.
Charles Robinson
IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS!!!
(I'm back bitches!)
Levi Barnes
sorry for the delays, I'm running out of pictures
(Red takes the bottle, flashing Zim a forewarning glare; if Zim fucks up again, he's beyond dead)
(He turns around only to already find a mess on the floor, with Purple, the almighty co-ruler of possibly the most powerful army in the multiverse, reduced to a quivering lump on a couch just inches away)
Zim, go get the janitor drone and some drinks.
(Avoiding the poor bastard's next job, he makes his way over to Purple, reading the dosage on the label)
Come on, let's get your dumb ass fixed up.
(his tone drastically conflicting his harsh words)
Andrew Gomez
GIR! Attend to the janitor duties. Fetch me the buuuuuckeeeet! And a couple sodas!
My Tallest, I-I didn't mean to poison Purple! This pink nectar should suit him finely, like a Vortian fits a cell! I assure you, my Tallest, I'll test all the snacks! I'll eat as much as you order me! Please don't revoke my invadership!!
>he clasped his hands together tightly, nervously twiddling his fingers.
>he fucked up
>oh, how he fucked up.
Parker Roberts
YES MASTER!
*eyes turn blue*
IMMA SING THE SOAP SONG!
Colton Murphy
>drastically conflicting his harsh words
I feel like I worded that weird, but give me a break, It's almost 2 AM
Also, how obvious is it that I'm progressively getting more and more comfortable with roleplaying as them?
(after taking the medicine, Purple's antennae perk up a bit)
'snot bad...
(Red eyes the bottle suspiciously, Zim said it was sweet, I guess it makes sense that Purple would like it)
Really? Huh.
(He tosses the bottle back to Zim before taking a seat next to the bleary, purple-eyed irken)
I guess we just wait to see how well this Urth goop works.
Gavin Kelly
fuck I didnt quote you in that one, sorry
Camden Jenkins
I'm sure it'll work, Red...
You're getting a lot more comfortable with it, yeah! You got them down quite well. But I gotta crash, so I'll be off. Take it easy!
Jonathan Reed
It better...
Hang on, what was that about testing all the snacks? Eating as much as I ordered?
You mean you're willing to eat *anything* I asked of you?
(He grins. Now THAT'S something to make note of...)
yeah, I'm going to head off, too.
goodnight, user
Dominic Lewis
How Do we kill Black Canary? She's in my way.
Juan Williams
goodnight, user! Also, recommend checking out the IZ comics for images. Good material for them if you're running low.
Leo Long
yeah, I've been meaning to check them out anyways
I read a few but have been kinda slacking on it lately
Jason Torres
Have you tried shooting her?