Who would win?
Who would win?
Nicholas Robinson
Julian Powell
NEWEN
if nothing else, because he's got that creepy lookin Garnet in the back to back him up
Sebastian Torres
Also 2 Pearls > 2 Amethysts
Aaron Torres
I'll pick the fatter Steven, because that was when the show was good.
Ryder Flores
But two Amethysts fuse into a bigger one
Luis Rodriguez
Ste3tz evidently has two dicks.
Cooper Lee
STEETS Has better legspace and more powerful arms, but GARRAG only can pose and two Amethysts would suck. NEWEN has a weaker pose, but has two Pearls, a comfier seat, chips, correctly lined stars and the creepy but almighty TENNET, so NEWEN wins.
Leo Barnes
>fuses with greg
>triple homicide
Aaron Hernandez
Newen also has no dick. So there's that.
Angel Gray
Newen gets megapearl. Which is superior to double-wide fatmethyst.
Joshua Wilson
Newen - More Raw Power
- Double Ruby-Garnet
- Two Pearls
Steets - Better Balance
- Double Sapphire-Garnet
- Two Amethysts
I'd go with Steets because I think Amethyst works well under a composed leader like SaphGarnet, while Newen would just have a dumb Garnet, and two Pearls who would probably not cooperate well enough thinking they are the superior one.
Austin Wright
And no ukulele, so presumably less songs.
Jose Myers
GOOD MOM DOOG
Jayden Anderson
Christian Perry
Ryder Jackson
Chase Murphy
John Moore
Kayden Hill
Carson Adams
John Gonzalez
Found something gayer than steven universe
Jayden Mitchell
Jaxon Morris
>one-eyed Will Smith
Josiah Wright
Mason Kelly
lewd
Liam Wright
SU was never good.
Jose Cook
>STEVETS needs a crotch pouch to hold in his massive penis and is wide with a dominant stance.
>NEWEN is less confident, eats junk food, lacks a nose, is less built, lacks a penis, and vapes.
No contest. STEVETS.
Jeremiah Howard
SU had its moments. They were just limited to when Sugar stuck to a single idea.
Ayden Gonzalez
Julian Turner
Cooper Price
I died several times laughing at this thread, say something nice to the 911 guys who saved me.
Blake Price
2 Jafars is undoubtedly the better deal
Tyler Cook
Alexander Stewart
ō buud litil looks like a mad cunt he could easily fuck up A spigs effe
Ryder Foster
Can't argue with that, white supremist Satan.
Andrew Hernandez
>pottery
David Ross
Sebastian James
>Steets’ Jew nose
Cooper Cook
Alexander Parker
Mr. Rebel.
Matthew Edwards
Lucas Brooks
2 ulrichs is better than 2 odds
Code eboc
Jackson Perez
Plus, their Yumi extra thick, compared to Okoy Yoko who has no hips and tiny titties
Brandon Brooks
Easton Garcia
Justin Baker
Nathan Campbell
Samuel Cruz
Alexander Phillips
Holy hell shhs is cursed....
Jackson Campbell
Grayson Gutierrez
I feel like Tolt is is just Bob from behind.
Owen Rodriguez
Gabriel Myers
Isaiah Murphy
why does this shit make me laugh so hard
Kevin Bell
>mfw this whole thread
Why the fuck does dumb shit like this make me laugh so hard
Angel Phillips
Something about the results taking a cool looking cover or screenshot and turning it into a completely absurd looking situation.
Carson Cook
Ryder Johnson
Alexander Green
I'm gonna bet on Ed, Edoobe, and Be over the team of Ybbe, Nun, n' Eddy. First team has way more DPS synergy.
Robert Hall
Yea, Edoobe looks like a fucking maniac that nobody wants to fuck with.
Juan Turner
A
GOOG
MM
Logan Cooper
Landon Diaz
GARRAG also can see better into the future since she is two sapphires now.
Josiah Wilson
Just look at those testicles!
Leo Perry
Conjoined elderly twins?
Blake Foster
Or a goddamn eldritch senior who smashes his foes with two houses?
Levi Price
I choose the nameless balloon sky god. PUUP twins are fucked.
Ian Hall
Jayden Bennett
Only two twin children can befriend the insatiable horror known as MONSTATSNOM, whose every possible limb is a grasping hand, even its eyes and ears.
Luis Bell
Isaac Hughes
Ninromornin is a powerful ancient hex, even more so when used by a Dark One such as Elxle Apdwdpa.
Unonu Gramarg doesn't stand a chance.
Adrian White
Kayden Turner
Left: A peaceful monk who tries to vanquish evil through inner peace, meditation and diplomacy
Right: A trickster spirit who only aims to bring misery to innocent people for his own amusement
Christian Cooper
Kerrek has a dragon that combines two smaller flames from two mouths into one larger fire
The dragon in Shhs doesn't seem to be breathing her flame. She might be shooting it like a firebender
Isaac Wilson
Jaxson Edwards
>You look up one day and see this
Absolutely horrifying
Josiah Ross
Oh boy I know that shotacon doujin.
I wish I was joking.
Wyatt Butler
Please
Samuel Cooper
kek
Hudson Phillips
my everything hurts
Justin Morales
Alaala has two Lamps though
It's about twin brothers fighting for control over Their three-eyed genie
Charles Allen
Its amazing how a simple reflective image makes your mind churn on what the contents would become.
Cooper Hughes
I wish I could make friends with Kerrek.
Levi Russell
They are both fat. Usually with these one is thin as fuck.
Elijah Edwards
MOOOOOODSSS
Alexander Long
Steets has two amethysts that can fuse with Garnet, resulting in a stronger sugilite, but NEWEN might be able to win because Garnet and Pearl turn into Sardonyx, and Sardonyx seems to think she’s better than Sugilite.
Tyler Perry
Second team on the right would win because not even two Candaces could bust Ferb and whatever the fuck is in the middle.
Colton Rogers
They both lose to Ule Gapa.
Gavin Hughes
A SPIG'S EFE
Jacob Lopez
OoO
Anthony Gutierrez
You might think it's Steets because he has the stronger pose and the stronger army, but Newen has Utz's which are basically senzu beans, so I have to give it to Newen.
Ian Moore
Hudson Moore
Ayden Sanchez
Ratatotatar was successful in capturing the cheese, so I have to assume he's more capable than Elliuouille despite the all-seeing third eye and thus would win in a fight.
Hudson Anderson
Spigs is clearly a Hercules beetle though, buud doesn't stand a chance
Caleb Rodriguez
>It ain't me starts playing.
Asher Ortiz
>AHM GUNNA WEK IT
Blake Morales
This is a STH versus DEX situation. Steets is built like a brick shithouse, plus he has an aura of big dick energy about him. Newen doesn't look as tough but he's got plenty of endurance, so he might be able to outlast Steets through attrition.
Zachary Harris
Elliuouille dodged more knives though
That third eye must make him psychic
Alexander Foster
Is that Rango?
Oliver Cooper
Which version of Ezra wins?
Wyatt Ortiz
>He's dying to II ot gnivb s'eH
Hop in dude.
Daniel Thomas
STAATS WAMAW has more Stormtroopers, a Maul with his double-blades, and TWO Thrawns. He’s the clear winner.
Jason Edwards
>buy kerrek a cold one
Liam Rodriguez
>get two Sabine's
>proceeds to stab himself twice
STAATS wins by default.
Matthew Hughes
Yes, but look at how intense RRSS looks, he looks like he's about to go full Yoda on their asses with his lightsaber nunchuks
Plus it looks like STAATS WAMAW already got shot
Ayden Cooper
First episode:
>"Alright Steven, are you ready for an adventure?"
>"Yeah-"
>They froze as they heard a microphone boom out, "this is the police. We have your house surrounded. Come out with your hands up and nobody gets hurt." They looked out the window and saw masses of police cars, a SWAT team, even a news helicopter circling over the shack.
>"Well girls," Pearl shook her head, "looks like we gotta scare them again."
>"Uh, guys-" Steven was nervous, "I don't think that's a good idea-"
>"Oh Steven, they're just little humans. What could they possibly do?" One by one the Gems left the shack with Steven watching nervously out the window.
>"You ready girls?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Lets-"
>"She's got a gun, she's got a gun!" Before they could fuse, bullets ripped across the beach, tearing into the three like mince meat. "Go, go, go! Git da kid outta heah!" Officer Ruckus shouted, his gun still trained on Pearl or rather what was left of her: a vaguely humanoid shape with a torn mouth with little gem stones sprinkled around her.
>"No!" Steven cried, "WAAAHHH!"
Cooper Rogers
pure autism
Nathan Rogers
I dont know who sreven is
Surely you must be talking about ste est or newen
Dylan Lee
Second Episode:
>Steven had been placed in a Catholic orphanage in the big city, and the nuns were very unpleasant. "ADMIT IT!" The paddle hit Steven's rump, "ADMIT YOUR SIN!"
>Steven tried to ignore the tears slowly going down his pudgy, fatty face. "No, there's nothing wrong-"
>"SIN!" Sister Maria screeched. "SINNER! Say your forgiveness in the eyes of the lord, and he may forgive ye."
>"No-" another, "Owie! No, please I-" another swat, then another, before Steven finally broke down and screamed at the cross, "I STOLE! I STOLE! I'm sorry! Thievery is a sin!" The Lord Christ always forgave, looking upon Steven with pity, but his father wasn't entirely convinced of Steven's forgiveness.
>Maria stopped, her hard brown eyes bitter but pleased Steven learned his lesson. "Good, Sister Martha?" She turned at a young initiate who watched the debacle. "Clean his face and send him with the rest of the children."
>"Yes mam," she grabbed Steven by the wrist, trying to ignore his bloodied, scarred behind, and dragged him to the showers. "Clean up." She ordered the troublesome boy, not unkindly.
>"I only took salame!" Steven cried.
>"You took an entire ROLL! You're lucky the butcher was very understanding, considering your..." Martha hesitated, "background. Now clean up and get ready to go to school."
>"BUT I DON'T LIKE SCHOOL! WAAAAHHHH!" Steven stomped around like a spoiled brat, making Martha just shake her head and walk off.
>"Well Adam," Steven heard a voice behind him and saw two young kids watching him. One had a very doglike face with amber eyes that gleamed with mischief, and the other was a handsome blonde kid with strong blue eyes that had the weight of the world behind them. "Let's follow this one. He looks amusing. Plus the bully gangs should be fun."
>Adam looked upon Steven with pity, "very well Puck. As long as we go to that Cheese Fair."
Carter Wood
Third Episode:
>Adam sat in the back of the bus, his new classmates looking upon him with pure unbridled hate or disgust. The two exceptions were the homely dog faced boy Puck and his handsome companion who were more mischievous and pitying respectively. "Hey Fatfuck," a nasty kid with red glasses leaned in, "you wanna know what I do for fun?" The kid flicked open a lighter and lit a cigarette.
>Steven was fearful, "No..."
>"Well..." The psychotic boy stubbed the lit cigarette in Steven's forehead.
>"OWIE!" Steven shrieked as he felt the burn, falling to the bus floor. It roared with laughter, even more so as his tormentor started kicking him.
>"Fucking fat shit! Making my seat even more crowded! Fucking fat piece of gay shit!" The bus driver ignoring the scene, having dealt with Steven before and knowing the kid had to get broken in or else the world would eat him alive. The torment only stopped when the bus came to a stop with a screeching halt, the outcasts stepping on Steven like he was a old wornout welcome mat. Puck laughing while Adam shook his head, watching Steven slowly get up and leaving the bus.
>"Looks like our subject isn't doing so well." Adam observed as three bullies immediately tackled and started beating on Steven. One putting him in a headlock as his two compatriots started hitting him. Steven's face getting black and blue, with blood mixed in with tears and piss.
>"What? You didn't complain at the Games!" Puck chuckled as Steven finally got the urge to cry for help. The three bullies looked around, seeing Puck who gave them a thumbs up... Slowly turning it downwards. The three got the message and grinned, the big tormentor crashing Steven to the ground, laughing as three little teeth popped out and slid across the sidewalk while Puck's eyes gleamed with amusement.
>"Come on," Adam looked on in disgust and pity, "this boy is no Marcus Attilus."
Mason Martinez
Holy shit look at that junk on SteetS
Jordan Adams
steets is just emanating sexual power
Jackson Lewis
Fourth Episode:
>Steven was struggling to fit in class, the students targeting him for all manner of practical jokes. The big bully leading most of them, though little Sid got some of his anger out, and mischievous Puck couldn't help but join in from time to time. All with Adam looking disapprovingly at Steven, feeling both pity and disgust. Why?
>"Mr. Simmons! Mr. Simmons!"
>"What?" Simmons eyes were bloodshot from having to deal with Steven. "The hell you want?"
>"Gerald broke the rules! He's copied Arnold's homework!"
>"So?" Simmons rolled his eyes, "it's fucking Elementary School."
>"I'M TELLING-"
>"Who? The principal? He's even more sick of this shit than I am! God fucking damnit!" Simmons slammed a fist on the desk. "Learn how to deal with your own fucking problems!"
>"But you're an adult-"
>"Detention for a week. Now get out of my face."
>Puck burst out laughing, observing the scene from his desk. But outside the classroom Adam was negotiating with two people who very much disliked Steven. "We need to help that kid, he's obviously not accumuliating well."
>"Yo! You want us to help fatso?" Gerald had his arms crossed. "That's impossible! Dat shit iz like askin us to cure world hunga or sum shit."
>"Yeah, I don't know..." Arnold leaned forward at the tall blonde kid. "... Adam, he's like retarded or something."
>"But you're the one who always fixes everything!" Adam pressed Arnold, "everyone comes to you for help. Even Crackboy."
>"Fine, fine," Arnold sighed, "I'll do it. But you OWE ME!"
>Adam shrugged, "fair enough." All the while Steven had been given yet another beating, both his eyes pitch black.
>"STOP HITTING ME! WAAAAHHH!"
>"Oh no Fatty." Puck shrugged, "this will all stop when you learn."
>"LEARN WHAT?!" Puck laughed and walked away, flipping the bird behind him.
Brayden Gomez
>Nibbidin
>Is not my lover
>She's just a girl
Sebastian Gray
My boy Steets not only looks 100% beefier than Newen, he also has a working nose and an absolute CHAD posture to back him up.
No way he can lose
Jaxon Collins
Fifth Episode:
>Arnold had taken it upon himself to teach Steven how to interact with other human beings. "Steven, when somebody shows up, fist up in the air, you don't start singing. That doesn't fix anything."
>"Yes it does!"
>"No it doesn't. The guy will just beat you and steal everything you have. You also gotta stop crying every five minutes."
>"Boys can cry!"
>"Only in private. Actually, that goes for girl's too. It's annoying man. Steel your pain like the rest of us."
>Any other person would take in this wisdom, seeing the value inherent in it like it was written on a ancient epitaph recording the last works of Pharaoh. Thing is, this is Steven, not King Narmur or Osris. "Arnold, that's toxic masculinity!"
>"What the hell?" Arnold face palmed.
>"Get your transmiscogynistic reactionary neo-nazi face outta here!" Steven pointed to the playground.
>"Alright fatty," Arnold got up and glared.
>Just then the three bullies approached, "hey Fatfuck, I hear you've been saying shit. Time to teach ya' a lesson!"
>"Oh?" Steven took a step forward and began singing, "OH HOW MUCH I-" A punch, this time hitting Steven right in the nose, breaking it in a single motion.
>"The little bitch tried singing," Harold laughed, "what a fag! This deserves an extra beating." Harold started stomping Steven's face in with his engineer boots. Stinky kicking him in the guts. And Sid destroying his legs, trying his absolute best to break them.
>"STOP-" Crack, Steven screamed as he felt a sharp pain in one of his legs.
>"Ah dude," Sid giggled, "I broke one of the fag's legs."
>"Yeah, lets cripple dis he'ah sodomite." Stinky got started on Steven's right arm.
>"AAAHHHH!"
>All the while Arnold watched the scene and shook his head. "There's no helping this kid everybody. He's a lost cause. Do whatever you want to him." Sighing with disgust, Arnold turned and walked away.
>"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Puck howled with laughter.
Julian Butler
Sixth Episode:
>The Cheese Festival had started. Steven wandering in, still smiling despite being the bruised rat and outcast that he was. Adam and Puck following him in, still amazed nobody noticed two new kids that just popped out of nowhere. Or the fact Puck's eyes glowed red on occasion. Or the fact Adam sometimes looked like a spectral being.
>They passed the ferris wheel, it's horses and unicorns turning into the four horsemen riding to bring about apocalypse and the end of the world as Steven walked by. Then the three came across a dance that was just starting, a mass of kids and adults dancing along.
>There Steven's eyes went wide, "CONNIE!" He cried, as Connie was indeed there but she was... Less than thrilled to see Steven.
>"Oh Steven," Connie tsked as the fat boy grabbed her arms and started dancing. "So strange to see you here." She looked around, making sure nobody noticed.
>"Let's DANCE!" Steven was excited, he hadn't seen his friend in months and wanted to forget anything had ever happened.
>"Yeah, but..."
>A shadow fell on Steven, it's face grinned. Steven craned his head, gasping, "Kevin-" a blow to the back of his head knocked him to the ground, then felt his face getting bashed in by Kevin's steel tow boot which was further supplemented by Kevin's very muscular, and well sculpted legs. When Kevin was done, Steven was a dada painting with broken teeth spread all over the ground.
>Kevin grinned, "was the fatass bothering you?"
>"Yeah..." Kevin grabbed Connie's hands. Connie still saw that there was a little breath coming out of what was left of Steven, "I want him to watch." Giggling as Kevin slowly slid his hand to her backside. Steven's one good eye saw it before it rolled back into his back of his skull before his bowels gave in, blood pouring from his mouth. He jerked, then expired in a pool of his own blood, piss, and shit. His last image that of Connie happily dancing along with Kevin, everyone with a date but him.
Daniel Bell
>not your Father Reverend Uncle Ruckus (no relation) starring in each episode with a new job
You had me then you lost me.
Ayden Perry
Brayden James
Hunter Reyes
NEWEN has those crazy eyes that remind me of a certain....something.
Cameron Bennett
Andrew Lewis
Ayden James
i swear to God if the left isnt more reasonably proportioned than the actual original artstyle
Samuel Roberts
Rattar looks trippy as fuck.
Eli Sanders
Brayden Morales
both are horrifying
Lincoln Parker
Carter Morales
Jayden King
Avaava has two arrows and four arms. His bending must be insane. Two Kataras and a Zuko who was never burned
Rattar has no limbs, and no face. He probably has to rely on his vibration sense a lot. And he has two Sokkas and a double burned Zuko
Eli Murphy
That's his 1st form, look at his third and final form in He's grown a demonic entity on his chest.
Bentley Martin
OWO
Jayden Butler
Michael Torres
But Newen Garnet are two ruby's which means she's dumber than a sack of bricks.
Julian Nelson
Title is the sound of Goofy falling off a cliff
Matthew Powell
Newen has the urn of souls just under his couch, couple that with his dual Pearl guardians, lack of nose, and mysterious spell caster Newen is just to powerful
Justin Thompson
Leo Smith
Parker Anderson
Hunter Lewis
Two Pearls beat two Amythests
Andrew Sanchez
Jaxson Morales
Matthew Sanchez
Nathan Ward
Oliver Rivera
Hudson Perry
Brandon Sanchez
Shrek TIT Shrek
im ecks deeing over here guys
Joshua Allen
Logan Wilson
James Flores
Lucas Gray
Give Kerrek a cold one
Zachary Turner
I didn't think the forehead could get bigger
Gabriel Martin
Juan Price
>no title
>dual-wielding floating houses, dogs, and boi
Nathan Moore
Home is where the RAAAAAAAAAAA
Isaiah Anderson
>he somehow still has a single eye
James Morris
Any excuse I can get to post this I take
Luke Peterson
Gee STAATS WARRAW, how come your mom let's you have TWO THRAWNS?!
Daniel Johnson
Rattar is a fucking chicken!
Bentley Rodriguez
Oh dear, it seems you’ve seen it
Juan Davis
Oh dear, it seems you’ve seen it
Jeremiah Jenkins
MEET MARCEL TOING
PROUD OWNER OF RESTAURANT
RATATOTATAR
Levi Torres
thicc
Hunter Evans
Best thread I've seen in a while. Thanks Yea Forums
Brandon Torres
That'd just be a regular Amethyst in her case though.
Nolan Price
Noah Bennett
Jackson Watson
>Even when edited Jafar still looks the same
Dylan Miller
It's literally a proper face.
Tyler Davis
Jeremy seems superhyped.
Easton Collins
this is some HR Giger shit
Oliver Johnson
Not enough phallic imagery or TUBES
Xavier Mitchell
YOU'RE FORGETTING
NEWEN doesn't have a gem based on where the copy splits down the middle on him.
That alone makes STE3TZ more powerful.
He wins.
Jack Barnes
One of my favorite pieces of fanart ever
Jordan Hernandez
>"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Jeremiah Ramirez
wat
Adam Hughes
Kevin Jackson
BELIEVE IN STEETS NI EVEILEB
Bentley Howard
Kevin Adams
HAH HAHAH HAH
Luke Morgan
steets because penis guitar
Christian Russell
>filename
Fucking. Perfect.
Brandon Bailey
L-Lewd!
Henry Phillips
Hes not stabbing himself, those are light saber nun-chucks
Xavier Barnes
I wouldn't bet on Avaava, it says below that he's a complete BooB.
Nathaniel Williams
Cameron Green
Carson Moore
STE'ETS's powerpose super-spread implies top masculine energy.
NEWEN's prissy pinch implies respect for women and lack of necessary muscle mass to win.
Landon Rogers
STEETS double dicks may cause disruptions in space-time when he fuses with GrG though.
Daniel Perez
Seconded.
Jackson Wright
Eli Taylor
Huh's pretty cool, I can see how he got a 4.0/5.0, feels like he earned that.