Jake vs Spinel

So who wins?

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Jake

If I hate steven universe, should I just avoid this board for the next couple weeks?

no you should learn to believe in Steven

No, you should watch the encore presentation of the movie today at 5:30 PM EST, only on Cartoon Network

I haven't seen much of either show but I'm pretty sure Jake can throw down

If it's no weapons probably jake.

Is Jake trying? From what I remember it was established that the only reason he didn't win every struggle and fight within seconds is because he didn't want to.

Jake is stretchier, but his show does him dirty so he'd probably get KO'ed in one punch like in the finale

I'd say both of them using only stretchy powers.

Jake might be stronger, but gems like Spinel don't get tired.

>the only reason he didn't win every struggle and fight within seconds is because he didn't want to

Sauce? I'd actually like to see someone talk about it

Over the past couple days I have hidden between 20 and 30 threads because of this. We're getting pony levels of obnoxiousness. I hate it when an MCU movie eats up the board but it's never this bad.

Objectively spinel.

Now we know she's not an a tier fighter, because she was beaten by Steven, and only defeated the cyrstal gems because she caught them off guard.

But she's still a gem, and Jake is just a mortal.

Considering Jake can make himself as tall as a bubblegum guard and destroy the candy kingdom with ease, I think it's fair to say he's overpowered. The writers knew there wasn't much of a limit to him physically, so they made him easy going, not very focused. He'd rather party, sleep, or eat than fight a lot of the time.

Jake has better stretchy powers and can make himself really big, but Spinel seems way more apt for combat. Jake's a bit of a jobber too.

>If I hate steven universe, should I just avoid this board
yes

>Jake could win, but he'd probably get distracted by something and lose instead

I'm okay with this

God, I wish I could hang out with Jake, that's a solid dude right there.

Spinel.

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>Jake is just a mortal.
Jake is an interdimensional alien or something

>If I'm a gigantic autist, should I just avoid this board for the next couple weeks?
Yes, ideally.

I don't give a shit about Marvel Cinematic Universe, but I can still stand the board while Disney churns out movies every quarter, including ones about infinities or games.
If you can't ignore something you don't like/that doesn't interest you, you almost certainly have a serious problem.

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Jake because he has street smarts, which is undoubtedly more useful than any power

Plastic man

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Hey everyone is this thread... What’s it like being a late teens or adult virgin in 2019?

Really hard
The longer you go, the harder it is to conceivably interact with people concerning your love/sex life

If I wasn’t such a hopeless romantic I would have gotten a hooker at 20

Depends on which powers/transformations Jake gets access to in the scenario. If he's allowed his entire kit, Jake wins, easily

>If I wasn’t such a hopeless romantic I would have gotten a hooker at 20
I know that feel. I don't really care that much for sex, I want a partner. Still, not a vorgin though because any potential parter still deserves at least a little basic experience. Two virgins marrings won't really happen no matter the wishfull thinking.

In a fight probably Spinel. Jake's been put out of commission by less.

Jake has far more powerful stretchy powers though

>She was beaten by Steven

Not really. She just gave up because she didn't want to fight anymore. She was wailing on him the whole fight and he was just tanking it

Ye, at some point it feels like people can just smell the virginity on you and treat you apprehensively, even give you don't give out any signs of it

FPBP
Jake can actually change his mass and density, not jus stretch himself like gems. He additionally can rearrange his own bones to form weapons with his hand and intensify his own organ function metabolize better or to filter out poisons.
Spinel benefits from increased durability and strength simply for being a gem so she’ll probably win in combat. But jake is definitely a better shapeshifter

Stop making me want to fuck the cartoon

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Jake

Stardust appears, sentences them all to unspeakable punishments for attempting to cross over because one nerd wanted to start a power level thread, then goes off to continue his justice.
The end. Next subject.

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Stardust? More like Fart Dust!

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Plastic Man

Stardust can't fart.
His alien bio armor makes him immune to the needs to defecate

>Stardust
>Being unable to do something

Into the chamber of ice for you

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Change My Mind? More like Change Your Shitty Diaper!

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How do you think can Stardust defecate?
Does he take his suit off or does the suit absorb the feces?

Defecation Ray

>Defecation Ray
On himself?

sure why not

Jake
As much as I love spinel, she'd get bodied by Jake if he was really trying to merc her ass. Dude can grow to any fucking size and density he wants, he's overpowered as hell.

Don't question the nature of Stardust's powers! He will shit out of his eyes into your skull

Jake cums first

If the assumption is that they’re really focusing then, jake, it’s honestly no contest.

Does everyone in this thread forget that Spinel has a giant exposed weak point