Who Would Win?

Could Steven use his possession bullshit on him?

Steven is just too tough. Deku just gets gets worn out trying to break the shields.

Steven could've lifted that giant drill had his gem powers not faded out, what are Deku's feats?

>Spams out old archived threads
>Starts crying out loud to mods and jannies about SU

I think he punches shit and breaks bones.

Is this a figth of who can redeem the other

Death Battle, looks like

Steven still stomps Deku, even with that channeling past one for all users quirks bullshit.
If it's a Death Battle, then Deku wouldn't be able to surprise Steven. In Universe, with Cementoss vs the sugar rush and other guy shows that strength based quirk users with a limit fare poorly vs a smart foe that can just tire them out.
That's Stevens powers in a nutshell.

This

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Steven’s bubble and shield powers border on invincible, and Deku can’t even pull off a full blown Detroit Smash without blowing out his arm.

What can he do to hurt Steven? He might have speed but Steven soaks up anything.

We're reaching levels of fujo never thought possible

They'd both cry and start kissing each others bruises.

This. There wouldn't even be a fight at all

Sounds good

Mha is trash as fuck

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>They'd both cry and start kissing each other’s cocks
FTFY

Its a war of attrition, deku's joints would wear down enough and then steven could talk him down

Pink Steven is stronger than entities who could rather casually solo all of MHA as of right now. He's also completely without any of Steven's normal traits that make him empathize or care for others.

Current Steven, if it really came down to it, would probably fight back. Not seriously, because he'd kill Deku if he did, but enough to try and get him to stop being retarded.

He’s a Shonen character, that’s not gonna happen.

He would still try to defend him first I think

Hes also Deku, the kid who dicksuscks shitters like Bakugou as if his cock was a lifeline. Steven might just have to hope he breaks his bones struggling in futility against his shield.

Oh, he'd still try but MHA characters aren't known for being particularly smart or reasonable.

Aside from the obligatory "but these two wouldn't have a reason to fight!" I will point out that it'd be a fairer fight if you used both of them at age 16.

I would but this was all I had on me

At age 16, Steven is capable of lifting up a titanic planet-poisoning device and can shrug off an attack capable of smashing that very same device with barely a scratch.

Deku still struggles to use OfA and its assimilated quirks without running the risk of exploding his arms.

Steven after the movie. Fucker is crazy strong tank and was able to budge a giant drill machine while weakened

If he was set back to zero, does that mean he was able to do that even when he was like this?

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Only his gem powers were set back to (almost) zero, so that had to be his regular human strength for the most part.

>regular human strength
>keeping something like the Injector off the ground for any period of time
If that's the case, then Steven could probably kill Deku with a single punch.

What the hell IS Greg feeding him?

Nothing special. That's just what you should expect from Mr. Universe's son.

Have you seen what Steven eats throughout a good part of the show? He loads that shit up as much as he can. And I wouldn't be surprised if his dad encourages him.

This too.

Chaps

What sort of contrived scenario would you have where these two crybabies would even be fighting in the first place?

Deku somehow ends up mistaking Steven for a villain and won't let himself get talked down. Boom, done.

Steven’s gonna tear that ass apart. Then fight back.

If Deku is asleep

Ah, the old It Just Works argument.

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The superior shonen protagonist would win

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They would befriend each other sooner than fight if we’re being honest with ourselves.

Asta from Black Clover, who's honestly more likely to try and start something with Steven than Deku is.

That's Chad Pasta, he wants to fuck a nun. Screaming is his inside voice.

What can this turd burglar do?

O MY SEVEN QUIRKS

Have ripped abs.

steven because he is a god

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I only know Black Clover by osmosis mostly, but as a rule, he can create massive fucking craters via magic and may or may not have mountain-busting feats.

If they get best gear, Deku probably has the Full gauntlet which lets him use 100% power 3 times. Even without it he'd still go full madman and use his broken arm and go "Plus Ultra"

With Full Cowling he a lot faster than Steven and should be able to follow if he were to just float.
Plus he has reinforced his hero outfits legs and arms to let him throw out more power.

While Steven is strong, I feel like 100% OfA is stronger.
His bubbles are strong but can also be tossed around and broken.
Floating would be a good tactic to get some distance but Deku would likely follow.

Deku would probably wonder what kind of Hero's the Crystal Gems are and how they have so many Quirks.
Unironcally feel like he'd admire Garnet and want Bismuth to make him some Hero equipment

>His bubbles are strong but can also be tossed around and broken
Debatable with the movie

He can yell
He can scream
he has an anti magic sword
He wants to be the wizard king
He's basically Naruto if Kishimoto stuck with the Wizard setting

Steven kinda tanked an explosion that wrecked Beach City with just his bubble.

Asta doesn't have magic. He's just really strong from working out constantly. He also wields anti-magic swords.

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"Why are we fighting?"
"Yea Forums wants to know who would win."
"That's stupid. I volunteer to take the fall."
"But I want to!"
"...Rock, paper, scissors?"
"Sure!"

>he can create craters via magic
uh...what?
No. Asta doesn't have magic. He has a sword.

his sword nullifies all magic and is generally heavy as shit.
he's a master of talk no jutsu, generally while pummeling things with said sword
yelling is his inside voice
he is also an accidental master of panty drop no jutsu
he's also got retard strength and doesn't know when to quit.

oh, and he bitchslapped the daemon living inside him so now he can fly for short bursts, be basically invincible for a time, and move stupidly fast.

As said, 99% of what I know of the series is from osmosis, and shitty osmosis at that.

youtube.com/watch?v=mU4eUH7G0B0&t=2s

this is the first proper fight asta gets.

Sekke is like DIO but without any of the things that help back up DIO's boasts.

What’s the most damage Deku can do without dying?

ha-HA!

MC
BC>MhA

Story
MhA>BC

Writing
MhA>BC

Character writing
BC>MhA

waifu
BC>>>>>>>MhA

Rivalry
BC>>>>>>>>>>>>>MhA

Art
MhA>BC

Role Model
BC=MhA

Supporting Cast
BC>MhA

If it’s a training session, Deku is willing to go all out, Steven might just let him win so he doesn’t get hurt.

I don’t know much about either but Deku seems like a straight shooter, is BC Guy really that above him?

asta's a loudmouthed weakling who won't give up, but done right.

black clover in general takes all the generic, cliche as hell tropes, and does them actually right.

>asta is a loudmouthed idiot who won't give up, and he values friends, but you actually see him struggle, and he only succeeds when supported by friends. In addition, you're constantly shown asta training the hell out of himself, and his being put down makes sense in the context of the series.
>yuno is a generic stoic guy with a chip on his shoulder and powerful magic, but he respects the hell out of asta and actually gets inspired to push further. They also have one of the best rivalries in all of shonen.
>noelle is a tsundere as hell girl with a crush on the MC, but asta actually was the first person to give her true encouragement, and she actually has a reason to put up her shell, and has a far more natural arc opening up. She's also one of the best waifus in shonen and does more than stand on the sidelines.

etc etc. Black clover does nothing unique, but what it does, it polishes the hell out of.

Yami is best boy.

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That boy’s got issues

what would steven and midoriya do if they spent some time together

He didn't have many friends until Bakugou, so he just attached himself to the guy.

Fuse? Everybody’s doing that with Steven lately. He’s a bit of a slut.

Well now I want to see their fusion

It all depends if one of Deku's unrevealed quirks is something that instantly kills fat little faggots.

Depends how they see eachother

Is that really how it works?

>regular human shtrength
Even back then he was super strong, just not to the extent of now. He could very easily lift a mini fridge of ice cream and lug it around the whole episode.

It’s a bit of a factor. Fusions represent relationships, I’m basing this off Steven’s fusion with his dad, and a little from Sugilitie,

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Oh shit I forgot about that - seems most people itt don't read the manga but Deku's got seven powerful quirks now on top of OfA and a proper usage of them can probably kill grown Steven.

When we see one of stronger than one Beach City wrecking explosion, I’ll take it into consideration

Makes sense

It's about versatility. Call deku a fag or whatever but he has battle intelligence. He might appear to be just a strongman at first but then BAM seven fucking quirks.

Steven’s also got that shit, floating, watermelon army creation, mental powers, shape shifting,

God I want to fuck Deku so badly. He’s so cute, I want to cuddle with him and stroke his scars.

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Steven just so they can do the Mortal Kombat Friendship gag.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ek7RsnIoAyY

Based

Gimme the frop

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Nice

he'd need to pluck of the gem for that to happen

not really

If you mean without his arms looking like raisins, not sure really since he hasn't gotten much of a chance to go all out since realizing he could kick.
The best example of, "Without dying" I guess would be his fight with Muscular, His second fight with Bakugo, and his fight with Gentle.

With assistance, from Eri, A girl who can revert his body to a state before he fucked it up by using 100%.
He was able to launch Overhaul, the arc villain of that, who had fused with someone else and turned into a giant monster over a neighbor with a single kick.
He could probably still do the same without dying technically but lose the use of his leg without being healed. I also doubt he'd be able to madman his feet like he normally does his hands
With 100% he was also able to counter Overhaul from healing himself by just rapidly beating the shit out of him

Don’t see that working against Steven, he can tank just about anything with his shield for bubble, Deku can blitz him but not really damage him, and while he probably can’t do as much damage, Deku’s already damaging himself just fighting.

east vs west threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 and >>>Yea Forumsrules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
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It is definitely not against global rule 3, and it's arguably not against Yea Forums rule 1 since it's still about a western show.

Don't reply. It's the same autist who gets banned every time he spergs.

barneyfag?

The very same.

Papa
First episode:
>"Alright Steven, are you ready for an adventure?"
>"Yeah-"
>They froze as they heard a microphone boom out, "this is the police. We have your house surrounded. Come out with your hands up and nobody gets hurt." They looked out the window and saw masses of police cars, a SWAT team, even a news helicopter circling over the shack.
>"Well girls," Pearl shook her head, "looks like we gotta scare them again."
>"Uh, guys-" Steven was nervous, "I don't think that's a good idea-"
>"Oh Steven, they're just little humans. What could they possibly do?" One by one the Gems left the shack with Steven watching nervously out the window.
>"You ready girls?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Lets-"
>"She's got a gun, she's got a gun!" Before they could fuse, bullets ripped across the beach, tearing into the three like mince meat. "Go, go, go! Git da kid outta heah!" Officer Ruckus shouted, his gun still trained on Pearl or rather what was left of her: a vaguely humanoid shape with a torn mouth with little gem stones sprinkled around her.
>"No!" Steven cried, "WAAAHHH!"

Second Episode:
>Greg had gotten arrested for child neglect and sentenced to seven years in prison. Onion continued his domination and takeover of Beach City, Ronaldo as his buttboy. Peedee never got over his fear of Mascots and killed himself after seeing a Ronald McDonald actor at a birthday party. Pearl tried to find Steven but gave up, eventually returning to homeworld.
>Steven meanwhile... "WAAAHHH!"
>"Boy, you're goin' work and you goin' ta work hard. Or," a lash hit the ground. Steven's back was already covered with scars and his eyesight was weak from being exiled to that hut the Dunbars had stashed away in the forest. He knew damn well what Roger had in store for him. Steven was unresponsive, the light still blinding. "Boy, what did I say?" As the lash hit the ground, Steven remembered the horrible man's left eye which had some kind of fungoid growth.
>"Yes Papa sah, dun whips me again!" Steven pleaded.
>"Gud, now get pickin' BOY!" Steven immediately fell to the ground and stated tending to the tomato patch. His fellow kids glaring at him, one even throwing a dirt clod at his face.
>"Ow!"
>"Das what ya get," Rahem snarled, "you gettin' us in trouble again."
>"Yeah!" Snarled Lila, her beauty doing little to hide her vile dark eyes, "Every time you fuck up, Papa fucks all of us!"
>Another dirt clod hit Steven, making him cry: "STOP!"
>"Eh boy," 'Papa' came riding on a horse, "what did ah say 'bout startin' a ruckus?"

Why is there a poster committed to making Yea Forums hate MHA?

Third Episode:
>Steven managed to make enemies of everyone at the farm. Becoming the victim of many practical jokes and forced to hold the worst pen in the entire farm. Nobody wanted Steven so he had been placed in foster care, ending up with the Dunbars who ran an ailing farm out in the county. So Steven went from the half Gem hero to a slave in all but name in backwoods Mississippi.
>One day while cleaning his mess, he saw something through the chain link fence. He blinked, his eyes still weak, vaguely making out Papa and his terrible junkyard dogs he turned out on any who tried escaping. The figure got closer and closer until, "Ronaldo!" Steven cried, "help! Connie help!"
>Connie stopped with Kevin and stared, "who is that?" The two watching the filthy kid with the torn striped shirt jumping up and down like a maniacal monkey.
>Kevin gave the wickedest grin, "I have no idea. C'mon Connie," Connie moved beside Kevin, "let's leave that psycho fuck."
>"No..." Kevin slowly moved his hand to Connie's behind and winked at Steven before entering Papa's farmhouse. "NO!"
>"Hey fatfuck," one of the other children who was knee deep in pig droppings snarled, "shut the hell up!"
>Later, the back door opened and out stepped Papa with rage in his eyes. "WHERE'S FATTEH!?" The two dogs barking and diving into the yard, Kevin's laughter echoing as the man bought his fruit and drove off with Connie. Steven tried to run but slid in the mud and didn't have time to react as the dogs ripped into his arms.
>"No-AAAAHHHH!" The Dogs were relentless, Steven shrieked as he felt the jaws rip into his skin. The dogs dragging him through the mudwater which was quickly getting mixed in with blood.
>Papa watched for a few minutes before whistling and calling his dogs off. "Let that be a lesson fatteh, Stinks? Drag this piece o' shit into tha barn."
>"Yes sir." The taller kid walked over and kicked Steven in the guts before hauling him to what passed for their infirmary.

Probably molested by a guy who looked like All Might.

Fourth Episode:
>Steven has to go to school. Papa did everything in his power to fight against it: claiming he was sick, claiming he was ill, claiming he was retarded and forcing Steven to get a low score on his IQ test as proof. However, the State of Mississippi eventually wins and Steven watches Papa in his dirt stained coveralls growing smaller and smaller in the rear view mirror. You would think that he felt relief but Steven didn't, still shivering at the image of his caretaker's disgusting left eye.
>But school wasn't great either, "hey fatshit!" One of the big fifth punched him right in the nose. "I hear you're in retard classes!" Steven had been thrown into special ed and the whole school knew about it. Making him the laughing stock of the entire student body. Not helped by Lila and Rahem telling everyone about Steven's fuckups.
>"Stop hitting me!" Steven cried, "WAAAHHH!"
>"Dah, look-" Steven felt the kneecap kick right into his chin, tasting blood as he fell onto the ground, "the little bitch is crying! AHAHAHAHA!" The school roared with laughter. Then the bully started stomping him, and the entire thing turned into a circus. A teacher stood watching, having gotten tired of Steven and needing someone to 'train' him into fitting in.
>Only stepping in when the bully started crushing Steven's left hand. Shouting, "THAT'S ENOUGH!" The kids backed away, "you had your fun. He's broken in now. GIT!" The bully gang left grumbling and the other kids snarled.
>"FUCK!" "I HATE THAT KID!" "Bro, we should throw rocks at him!" "Yeah, the little queer won't know what hit him. AHAHAHA!" Steven heard all of it, shivering in terror, knowing that these kids would tear him apart in a heartbeat if it meant even a brief respite from their shitty life. Or if they had that shiny 'white stuff' on the line, stuff they sniffed in the school bathroom during recess.
>Steven dusted himself and went to find a corner to cry in.

No I'm serious. He keeps making false flag threads involving MHA and I'm almost dead certain he's the same guy who shits up MHA threads on Yea Forums with repeated spam.

(You)
Fifth Episode:
>Steven overhears Lila and the girls talking about him in school and it's not pretty. "Hey, you know Steven?"
>"Yeah, the faggot?"
>"Yeah, did you know he was raised by a commune full of lesbos?"
>"Really?"
>"Shit."
>"No wonder he's so queer."
>"Not only that, they made him stick a dildo in his ass everyday, saying that it made him closer to Jesus?"
>"Really?"
>"Oh shit!"
>"Damn, no wonder he's so queer. All he knows is cock. Cock sucking, cock riding, cock fucking, hell bet that cock lovin' sack of shit was a total slut."
>"And you know what they do to sluts?"
>"What?"
>"Well..."
>Later that day the mean fifth graders cornered Steven with Lila in the forefront, her vile eyes looking down at Steven and smiling. "Hey slut, we hear you was pretty dirty."
>"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
>"Get 'im, boys!"
>"NO! AHHHH!!!" The fourth grades held him down, the girls grabbing tuffs of his hair and tearing. Steven screaming as he felt the girls ripping out of his, droplets of blood falling onto the cement. Then, RIP, it was over. "AAAHHH!" Steven felt like he was scalped, the kids looking down at him and laughing, their trophies held in their hand.
>"That'll teach you." Lila smiled as she walked away and threw her tuft of hair right into Steven's face.

Is this really a false flag thread? It’s just Death Battle shit.

Sixth Episode:
>Steven walks up to the chain link fence in the middle of the night, collapsing on his knees, and cries. His hands holding his head, weeping endlessly as he sees the stars in the great wide beyond. Twinkling, seeming so close yet so far, and all he wanted to do was go up there and leave this terrible world behind. One of his ears had bandages, having lost it from frostbite.
>He was missing three fingers, one on his right, two on his left, and somedays he woke up coughing blood. Apart of him knew his time was coming to an end. Papa refused to take him to the hospital, the other kids joined in the beatings, always blaming him for their fuckups, and his star shirt was gone. Instead of he was wearing a second hand rainbow fag shirt he had gotten from salvation army. But all he wanted was to see one person one more time, one person that he cared for...
>Then a car pulled up, out stepped Kevin and... Connie. "Kevin," she looked at her boyfriend, "I'm not entirely sure this is a good idea."
>"What do you mean, Fatima?"
>"Ya know..." Steven craned his last remaining ear to hear. "Farmer Dunbar might see us and..."
>"And..." Steven tried so hard to hear.
>"And... I'm not really good at this, ya know?"
>"Please," Kevin looked at Steven, smiling. "They called me the Pussy Slayer back in College."
>"Oh? Ok. Hahaha!" Connie giggled as she excitedly went back into the car.
>Kevin remained outside for a moment longer, grinning as he flipped off Steven before getting back in, the car turning off. Then it started rocking back and forth, Steven hearing Connie giggling, screaming, and giving sounds of absolute delight. "No..." What was left of Steven's spirit died, now his body...
>Blood started pouring from his mouth, "No..." Steven fell to the ground, sliding into the mud, coughing up more blood stuffed mucus. He felt his bowls give way. When they found in the morning, the Coroner decreed Steven died in a pile of his own blood, shit, and piss.

Death Battle itself is already a cheap way to drum up shitposting, and OP is using this as a chance to both target MHA and take advantage of the Steven Universe spam in light of the movie. I'm pretty sure he's the same jackass making the "Could Steven redeem him?" threads. It has the same frequency as Tommy threads at this point

Epilogue:
>It was a warm and sunny day when they found Steven, a terrible day to die. Papa could barely hold back tears, looking at the chubby boy, slowly getting zipped up in a bodybag. "I loved that boy as if he were mah own son," his eyes were watering, "poor kid. Ah gotta go..."
>Papa walked away, his head down, his two really friend dogs trailing after him. The other foster kids watched Steven leave the farm in silence, Rahem shaking his head. "Man, that Steven was like a brother to me. Like he was there in the streets but when the time came to get real, he just couldn't do it."
>"Yeah," Stinks agreed, staring dejectedly at the sky. "Poor Steven. The pigs loved that kid." Stinks noticed Lila crying her eyes out right next to him, the tall boy gently laying a hand on her shoulder. "There, there, Little Lady. I'm sure Steven is in a better place now."
>Lila looked up, her makeup washing down her cheeks and her nose completely stuffed. "He was so..." She started crying again.
>"There, there..." Stinks hugged her, then Rahem.
>Steven however saw one thing and one thing only: a flaming gate with devils whipping and tormenting the damned, shepherding them inside. One of them pranced up to Steven, it's genitalia replaced by a horrible face that went: "WELCOME TO HELL, FATTY!"
>"No... WHAAAAHHHH! I DON'T WANNA-I DON'T-" He turned and saw an image from the mortal world.
>Kevin and Connie sitting in bed together, Kevin inspecting Connie's rather volpatrous lingerie while Connie was barely able to keep her eyes off Kevin's well sculpted muscles. "Hey Kevin..." She tenderly moved his right cheek. "I'm open to experimentation. Wanna fuck my ass?"
>"Sure babe. But... Kind of feel like we're being watched ya know?"
>"Oh, but that's the thing..." Connie turned and looked directly at Steven. "We are." She then leaped upon Kevin.
>"No.... WAAAAHHHH!"
>The Demon picked up Steven, staring at him with it's horrible reptilian eyes, before tossing him through the gate.

>He has no magic
>He wants to be wizard king
Fucking what?

I do think I’ve seen this thread before.

similar to deku as a quirkless kid wanting to be a super awesome hero like all-might.

Yeah and all might told him to quit because it wasn't feasible to be a quirkless hero but then conveniently changed his mind and gave Deku one of the best quirks in the setting

while asta was about to give up, got encouragement from his rival, and stumbled over an anti-magic sword, which is the only anti-magic ANYTHING in the setting, and something that literally only he can use since he has no magic

So he's basically a warrior that wants to lead a mages' guild?

pretty much.

One of the best parts is that his talk no jutsu only works because he doesn't fucking stop, and his fights are awesome because they only work because he fights in a team.

Steven stomps, weirdly enough.

what retard made this

where the fuck do those black clover fanboys come from

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Hot

what do those quirks do, and where did he get them from?

also, didn't having multiple quirks turn you into a nomu?

The quirks are apparently stored in All For One.
Multiple quirks artificially implanted in your body turn you into a Nomu. These multiple quirks are part of All For One.

We only know one. Black whips.

Baby Boy

the best baby boy

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Stardust appears, sentences them all to unspeakable punishments for attempting to cross over because one nerd wanted to start a power level thread, then goes off to continue his justice.
The end. Next subject.

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Stardust? More like Fart Dust!

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Stardust can't fart.
His alien bio armor makes him immune to the needs to defecate

>namefag
>is an autistic shitposter
Checks out.

We live in a world of shitposters

I don’t know. Steven usually likes anybody that doesn’t flirt with him. As long as Deku can keep it in his pants, it’ll work out.