What Yea Forums characters could beat RED?

What Yea Forums characters could beat RED?

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Mordecai and Rigby

Aku.

Probably anyone who knows how to turn off an electronic device

>just turn off the game brah
>i’m sure the cyber demon will let you do that

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And they would destroy the park in the process and have to clean it up afterwards

FPBP

Well this didn’t age well at all.

this is now a steven universe thread

relatively psychologically normative people gtfo

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Cool.

Godzilla, unironically, he's the best monsterbro

That makes too much sense

He just turns around and just smacks him. One does not simply make the monster King run.

The Flash

Red is too fucking cool to just have been some creepypasta oc, in-in-universe he's a Kaiju killer who can swallow his enemies and is basically an eldritch abomination.

Solomon was the OG OC good guy Kaiju. Wished he was real.

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Godzilla

It's probably not even the weirdest thing they've had to deal with that week.

Looks more like something Courage would have to deal with

So uh...what is this?

He's been to hell, RED would probably be a walk in the park

some Godzilla NES creepypasta

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Obelix would eat him if it's 12:12

Living comic vs living vidya.

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>he thinks /x/ actually talks about creepypastas
you're fucking hilarious. /x/ hasn't been fun in years. i've seen more great creepypasta threads come out of Yea Forums and Yea Forums than /x/ in such a long time it's just sad. and i'm sure if i didn't hate Yea Forums so much i'd find more threads there about spooky online arg webseries than /x/.

It's where it belongs at the end of the day.

If I recall, RED prevented the guy from turning off the game. He even showed that he could outright cause his heart to stop if he really wanted, but doing so counted as breaking some nebulous rules, meaning outside intervention was allowed.

godzilla is Yea Forums and the pasta has so many handmade pixel art images it may as well be a kind of webcomic. and let's be real like half of creepypastas are based on cartoons anyway so i don't see what difference it makes aside from people not letting the thread sink to page 10 with five replies to make room for 30 people asking if the shit they took this morning was paranormal.

Ronald McDonald.

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Ever since reading the pasta the words "Still the best 1979" have been fucking ingeained on my brain

I’m not 12 anymore so I don’t read Creepypasta but lemme take a guess on what this is
>guy finds game on some shitty street somewhere
>cartridge has something written on it
>play game
>spooky thing pops up with spooky text
>can’t turn off game
>get nightmares and visions driving me le insane

basically, except he actually beats the thing in the end with some asspull from his dead girlfriend or something who also exists within the game

black hat would probably keep him as a pet

I'm generally not a creepypasta fan, but this one is a classic. It's not very "believable" per se, but it's a fun story and they did a lot of cool custom spritework for the fake screenshots.

>You're right Steven, maybe I shouldn't kill people's girlfriends and make them play a shitty NES game. Perhaps I've been doing things the wrong way...

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goddamn right.

kek

no, it starts out as extremely good and eventually goes full-blown retarded near the end