How do we stop the blue mutant women menace from destroying the human species?

Also immune to telepathy and mind-control.

Simply you hit them up with the gas. Works on all of them even the Omega level ones.

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>Carol Danverse
That's why everyone hates human women and love blue women

You know, if she weren't so ridiculously evil, she'd be entertaining waifu material. Not surprised woman women would be scared of her stealing human men.

Wait, she is?

Trask is an anagram of Stark, and it's not a coincidence

The majority of Mystique's worshippers love her persona from the movies.
That's waifu material and is an heroine!
And so the perfect mutant woman that makes human women jealous!

I volunteer to fuck her until humanity is saved.

Most shapeshifters are resistant or outright immune to mental powers, the usual explanation being that their brains are constantly shifting and so it's difficult to get into them.

Then how can telepath read their minds?

Someone got cucked by a mutant woman with her skrull man

They can't (barring occasional plot-contrivance). Even Xavier couldn't read Mystique's mind, not that he would ever want to.

>not that he would ever want to.
Why not? What does she think about?
Wouldn't being psychic proof actually give away a shapeshifter in hiding every time?

She's a nutcase murderer who slaughters without pity. He doesn't want to know based on that.

It usually does give them away, but there's never a psychic around to catch them when you need on.

I'm sorry.
But I sold my soul to blue people.
I and my blue wife will have some light-blue children. I am even learing how rise light-blue children because I don't want them to experience self-hate and human worshipping.
It's late for me. I just love blue women too much

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Huh, as good an explanation as it gets, I guess. I guess immunity to telepathy is pretty cheap at this point for mutants.

Enjoy that blue cock up your ass

>Someone got cucked by a mutant woman
never dated a Mutant girl before and never plan to.
>with her skrull man
Skrulls can go fuck themselves too. unless your name is like Hulking or someone like that.

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>never dated a Mutant girl before and never plan to.
Literally every person that will date a mutant girl ever

That won't stop a psi user from ripping her apart. Pure Genocyber.

You're thinking of telekinesis.

Funny because Hulkling is one skrull that not only could but would go fuck himself.
Also, wonder if Claremont's idea was really that Mystique was half skrull or something.

Hulkling is the proof Skrulls and Krees make the best hybrids master race!

Half-Kree half Skrull was supposedly the plan for Mystique, but when Ms. Marvel got cancelled, Claremont slapped her as "mutant" and threw her to the X-books.

Friendly reminder that:
1. Absolutely NOBODY gives a fuck about the X-Men anymore.
2. Yea Forums actively wants ALL mutants characters murdered as brutally as possible and their corpses raped.
3. Hackman's saga is gonna flop hard and should convince MarLEL to never publish a mutant character ever again.

WHOA there.
There is no need for specism here.
If you ask me xenos (women, we don't need males) can be forgiven their sin of being born and integrated into our superior society peacefully.
It just takes a few generations

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>Half-Kree half Skrull was supposedly the plan for Mystique, but when Ms. Marvel got cancelled, Claremont slapped her as "mutant" and threw her to the X-books.
My Eternals!
This crazy shit would have been 10000 times better than Mysti just being a bland mutant!
Why can't we even have an AU version with her as a Kree/Skrull?!

Is that the fusion of Rogue and Nightcrawler that is a drag queen?

Kinda surprised they didn't go with that during the mutant erasure thing.

They hate originality

That look like the kind of man that only dates xenos and mutant women

Stop with this fetish please.
Take a human woman

by not putting dicks in blue women

Don't need to be a mutant to have blue skin just take daily doses of colloidal silver

>Half-Kree half Skrull was supposedly the plan for Mystique, but when Ms. Marvel got cancelled, Claremont slapped her as "mutant" and threw her to the X-books.
Sounds believable to me.
>Kinda surprised they didn't go with that during the mutant erasure thing.
That Mutant erasure was so bad. not only did most of the Mutants live in DoX but also where mostly fine in IvX despite most of the world being covered in Terrigen mist.

Honestly I wish we could get Skrull/Kree Mystique and her lesbian relationship with Destiny!

Sounds like a good idea for an AU story made by Claremont with Carol Danver's as the Protagonist. I would pay money to read that.

Has Marvel ever done a story about someone fetishizing mutants?

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Claremont DID get a chance with X-Men Forever, but instead of including these stuff he made a mess. Even included current stuff like post-civil war Iron Man and Ororo marrying T'Challa and then killed off T'Challa, I think? not sure if he got better

Back in the edgy 2000s there were stories about mutant brothels and stuff.

Wasn't the Morrison Hellfire Club basically that?

I don't know much about X-Men, which is why I asked.
Sauce?

>Sauce?
I've only heard about it. Probably the Chuck Austen run, I think.

It’s nightcrawler and rouge’s daughter I think

But they're brothers....not blood related but still brothers

Might be from Forever, now that I think about it Rogue drained Kurt and got stuck or something.

In the Ultimate Universe Peter Parker aska Spider-Man loved Kitty Pryde because she was a nice jewish mutant girl.
So Peter had mutant and matzo fever

Fuck you I want my 40k rom-com and I want it now.

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Shame on you!
What would the Emperor and the Primarchs

Shame on you!
What would your Emperor and your Primarchs think about this sexual heresy?

The guy before Austen, Joe Casey. It was a bad run and he later admitted as much, saying he only took the gig for the exposure.

Better a blue girl than a yellow or black one

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Bump

>a future for human children
Mutants ARE human, except with superpowers. Why the fuck would I want my kids to not have superpowers?

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>GUILIMAN I BROWSED /D/ FOR TWENTY THOUSAND YEARS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
>REMEMBER SON, PROCREATION IS THE REAL LEWDEST ACT

Where's Vulkan

>Why the fuck would I want my kids to not have superpowers?
It would be stupid NOT to have powers in a world where almost everyone else does plus hostile aliens lurking about, other-dimensional threats and so on. Guns ain't gonna work against that shit.

Mutants are a whole different species that evolved from humans.
They're called Homo Superior. They're not humans

Stop the fetishizatiom of blue girls

It's only evolution if it breeds true. Mutants pass on wildly unpredictable traits and mutant/mutant couples can and do birth flatscans.

It depends from the writer.
For Morrison some mutants were sterile if they were too different from humans

Guiliman, you may have betrayed ages of species purity of the humans for your dick
But if nothing else it was a big tittied xeno instead of a bland xeno girl

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>by not putting dicks in blue women
That's too hard!
Something less expensive and less horrible?

She looks absolutely terrible in that shit makeup.
What an unprofessional piece of shit actress.

The girl from Xmen 1-3 was infinitely better with almost no dialogue.

This

Stop kinkshaming me D:<
I love blue girl and you can't stop me from loving her!

Jennifer Lawerence was one of the worst things about the X-Men first class series.
She's a garbage actress.
You should feel bad about making her your waifu because you have rubbish taste.

user I...

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I just love my blue women cute, plumpy and beautiful!
She is what made the X-men franchise watchable! I love her as a strong female character! She deserved to have the X-Women squad she needs!
Long live our blue waife!

Mutants are the Homo Superior specie

But we still love blue girls.
And this random fact will not change our love for them

But the existence of any freakazoid within your reality will attract the attention of a higher deity and eventually lead to the collapse of your plane.

But I will fuck a Freakazoid and this is worth it

There's something wrong with you.

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Because I love blue waif?
How wrong you must be for not loving her

>not wanting to fuck Mystique
Who let this pleb human supremacist come here?

Reminder that Xavier and Mystique had a secret marriage and a baby.

In the Ultimate Universe Mystique loved Charles

This particular version of Mystique is absolutely garbage tier.
It's Jennifer Lawrence with a bit of blue paint and she doesn't want to be there. It shows in her complete lack of effort acting ability.

I just saw Dark Phoenix finally yesterday for the first time. It was a laughably bad movie and everyone pulled out their low effort performances, but JLaw as usual was somehow remarkably bad even next to Sophie Turner who can't act her way out of a brown paper bag.

First Class X-Men series version of Mystique is probably among the worst Mystiques across every incarnation of the character.

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Even her death scene was laughable

Shut Up! Shut up okay?!
JLaw Mystique is a cutie pie!
She was the only great and good thing of Dark Phoenix Movie!
Stop hating on the best version of Mystique because you hate JLaw for her success and beauty!

It was sad!
I cried because my waifu died!

I bet she was real excited about that scene. I'm sure she loved finally being able to get out of the makeup room though. Lazy bitch that she is.

Come on, man. I know you're just fucking around. Pull the other leg, it's got bells on.

Dark Phoenix was a mess. They should have introduced Jean in First Class so you'd actually give a damn about her. She was barely a character in Apocalypse and that was a shockingly bad film on its own as well.
Parts of First Class were great. The Beast/Mystique/X-Kids parts were pretty rubbish though. It was completely carried by Mcavoy and Fassbender. Some fucking great music: youtube.com/watch?v=6oIUOqK_er8

Days of Future Past was a more solid film overall.

I would argue that Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix were as bad as (or worse than) X-Men 3: Last Stand.

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Mystique is literally the only thing that made Dark Phoenix watchable!
JLaw was great!
Her feminism outstanding!
Her death tear-jerking!
Stop hating on people that love JLaw Mysti because a blue mutant woman cucked you.
Long live our blue waifu Mysti!

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No, it was sad!
Leave my waifu alone!

Man, Age of X was actually decent. What have they done to the comics, it takes like, ONE shit writer to kill a winning streak... hell there even was a brubaker run that didn't manage to ruin it in the meantime.

Which comic writer could write an X-men movie?

How would a movie about it be like?!

Like the Dark Phoenix movie but worse because the comic is great

Give some love to Blue Boys too!

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Classical species traitor that couldn't find a human woman

All part of Mystique's ongoing plans to spread chaos and death everywhere she goes.

>All part of Mystique's ongoing plans to spread chaos and death everywhere she goes.
Honestly I support my blue wife forever!

I was gonna answer Christopher Yost, but he worked in Thor 2... dunno, but it would have to involve Chris Claremont.

No idea, I'm not sure it would work as a movie. Maybe a show episode.

>Maybe a show episode.
Please no.
We have too many superhero tv shows.

>I was gonna answer Christopher Yost, but he worked in Thor 2... dunno, but it would have to involve Chris Claremont.
What about Mark Millar? Ultimate X-Men was good enought to be a movie

Based Mysti!

Why is Mysti so awesome?

>What about Mark Millar? Ultimate X-Men was good enought to be a movie
Hell FUCKING nope on all accounts.

Not many good, though. Just saying, as a standalone movie, Age of X probably wouldn't work, like some other X-Men events. Could be, like... a one-off crossover of Gifted with Legion or something.

>a one-off crossover of Gifted with Legion or something.
So just an homage to Age of X?

Because she knows the world is fucked no matter what, so she might as well go out killing as much as she can.

>Because she knows the world is fucked no matter what, so she might as well go out killing as much as she can.
I want Mystique as my wife.
And I want her now!

Within current limits, yeah. I mean, there could be a decent X-Men cartoon in the future that could do it, but I ain't holding my breath.

Maybe if we got one last season of X-Men evolution...

Hm... yeah I guess the two last seasons were alright.
Another season of the 90s show would be better, though, they adapted a ton of storylines.