Someone asked for this a few threads back, now what do we write in it?

steg-outfit is a work of art, a timeless classic which emphasizes his sex appeal and murder cock
stevonnie-wears clothes from a prepubescent boy, no sex appeal at all

Holy fuck this is great

Steg
>Makes women orgasm at the strum of a note

Stevonnie
>Uses they/them pronouns

Stevonnie is just two kids in an overcoat.

kek

Stevonnie
>doesn't wear anything on their filthy feet
Steg
>has sandals

BASED

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Virgin Stevconnie
>Doest wear shoes
>only has a vag and a dick
>is made up of a hetero relationship but still gay as fuck
>can’t grow hair
>barely had powers of their own
>no murdercock

Chad Steg
>wears sandals
>has TWO MURDERCOCKS
>comprised of manly cooperation, 100% hetero
>has manly man hair
>can turn a hard core lesbian into a hetero cum goblin among
>is the true form of the Murdercock

Virgin Stevonnie can only grow peach fuzz
Chad Steg has a thick mat if hair across his entire body.
Virgin Stevonnie has one dick and one vagina, can't decide on a gender.
Chad Steg has two murdercockd, side-by-side, and one pair balls though because having two that might touch would be gay.

Hey, man. Good art. It was a good line between the art styles.

Steg is canonically too powerful to have been in the main series.

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>two dicks
>four balls
>maybe more

>multiple SU threads almost every hour now

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I came for the Steg Q&A, but stayed for the Connverse Q&A.

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see One pair of balls.

Apparently he also had psychic powers.

Oh shit, this guy gets me Gappy vibes. Mr. Universe it's too powerful.

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I think it would be more accurately called telekinetic flight projection.

That indicates stevonnie can fuck him/herself alone

is not gay if the four balls are in the same ballsack

IDK, seems fishy.

Where do you think Stevonnie tucks eir single murdercock?

Before this stupid show is completely over, we need more strange fusions. I want Steven to fuse with each townie, creating more and more bizarre powersets and characters (hey, a way to make townie episodes less BORING).

Imagine if the last thing we get, is the whole Beach City fusing into one super-being.

Townie episodes were decent when they were also monster of the week episodes.

Not strictly true considering both Sadie and Lars were attracted to Stevonnie.

I'm a retard.
Is this a wholly original text, or was this written based on/in reference to some popular lyric or narration?

Wholly original

t. The guy who wrote it

I did take loose inspiration from Eneru from one piece talking about how he’s god though

>Lars
Futa-fag confirmed

Obviously someone as insecure as Lars would be a futafag.

A faggot tranny vs two man in one excentialy squaring the manlyness, also the title should be
>the virgin experience vs The Steg Multiverse

The Stevirgin
>Just two limp arms
>Wields an oversized pink butterknife.
>Ugly blob of hair
>Flat as their personality
>Is a (boring) conversation

Steg Chadiverse
>Four big, powerful arms
>Wields a double-necked guitar, to match his primed and ready double-barreled murdercock.
>Glorious pompamullet
>Mighty pecs and rock hard abs
>Is a rock-n-roll concert

Imagine.

Yes they is poopoo

Based

Well then lets put "Cant get laid so it grew a vagina to fuck themselves"

>A faggot tranny vs two man in one excentialy squaring the manlyness, also the title should be
>>the virgin experience vs The Steg Multiverse

>excentialy

Steg's big dick energy is so powerful it's fucking with your brains.

>Still no lapis/peridot metal bending
DESU I expected them and/or bismuth to fuse for the final fight like the others did.