Welp, my theater just posed this policy for the new joker movie

Welp, my theater just posed this policy for the new joker movie.

Is it even worth the risk going opening month?

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Isn't that type of discrimination illegal?

Its fake.

it's right there in the op you stupid retard how is it fake

Solid bait, will catch a fair amount unawares, but not enough time passed since the Joker thread for it to make a proper impression. I give it 7/10.

Not if they're white

Based

You posted this on Yea Forums go back

user, pictures can be fake.

It's fine. My Regal started it a few months ago, it takes a couple minutes, it's mildly embarrassing to have to empty all your pockets and get the wand and stuff, but just don't be a dumbass and try to bring anything in

Wouldn't the entire audience be single males? How in the fuck is anyone going to convince a girl to go see Incel Begins the movie?

i identify as female and if they touch me, im suing for everything

Movie theaters already search people.
And why the fuck are you going to a movie by yourself you weirdo.

>people actually go to movies by themselves
Y'all don't actually do this, right?

This. Don't be one of those people. You just make everyone uncomfortable at this point.

>Movie theaters already search people
What movie theater do you go to

What movie theater do you go to where they don't? Checking bags is a regular thing everywhere.

>fell for a pic posted in the joker thread from hours ago.

I love this place.

because i appreciate the artistic enterprise and don't do things as a means to the end of socializing with Inferiors.

Theaters have been searching everyone for a decade now

Who could be so stupid to believe such a poorly photoshopped edit?

Way to go OP. Nobody is so utterly stupid, naive, and brain dead retarded to actually believe this is real for even a moment!

Do you just never go to the theater? No Singles policy is not new or even uncommon in most parts of the US.

Former usher,

We just let most people through, you've got to be pretty obnoxious for one of the managers to go pit boss on you.

Get paid, sis

That's a big fat lie.

I travel around America for my job and go to theaters all over the place. Never seen this.

But you knew it was fake, of course. That this image was photoshopped.

My theater is the Riverview here in Philly where there's been a number of shootings including one during Benjamin Button, over someone being shushed, so now during peak hours they have federal agents randomly search you

My theater has never searched me
Never
And it's a bigger one too

Yea Forums pls

It exists in Orlando, has since at least 2010 or so

Okay? That doesn't mean searching isn't super common.

Which job?

they do it in quiet suburban neighborhoods where soccer moms demand more safety rules implemented each time they see a scary story on the news

Good thing I am boycotting this movie

Theater guy, I'm john G Theaterman and I watch movies in theaters across the nation.

Its finally happened, they are repressing the games IRL.

I suck dicks for a living. It's my dream to suck a dick in every state.

I'm in "waste management."

So what did the original say?

Go with a friend. Act like he's your date to throw them off.

"all bags and backpacks"

>Go with a friend.
>a friend
Reeeeeee

I go to Trylon Cinema on 33rd St in Minneapolis. And if you come here with a gun I will beat you to death with my dick.

Or black

Or pink.

Ironically, instating a no singles policy would like triple the chances of getting the place shot up by an incel.

>how can images be fake if I can see them!

my closest theater does actually discourage singles from attending movies because its considered a traditional date thing and singles take away seats from couples.

but the next closest theater is 45 miles away and fuck that.

I literally have a home theatre. Why would I go to a gun free zone to watch?

There are fifty theatres for every step where I live. But I don't go to AMC or any gun free zones

Because I doubt you get the movies right as they come out. Also the cinema popcorn is very different from homemade.

Imagine being so fucking retarded you not only fall for an obvious photoshop you continue to defend it's legit even when it's pointed out to you.

A bunch of guys organized a singles sit-in at a theater once in my Minnesots town, just filled up as many random seats as possible in a theater so there were no spaces where two free seats were adjacent. It was funny as fuck, the manager tried to call the cops as in me and I got the honor of telling the dumb fuck that we weren't gonna make them all leave for being paying customers.

Shit, I've been Awooing this whole time thinking this was fake. Am I going to jail

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