>Meanwhile.....
>Meanwhile....
>Meanwhile.....
Meanwhile
Matthew Mitchell
Other urls found in this thread:
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youtube.com
twitter.com
Zachary Lewis
Huh? Where am I?
Liam Butler
What? Here again? Did someone fucking steer?
Jaxson White
The Legion of Doom.
Our Narrator must be having a seizure or something.
Jeremiah Cook
Hello my fellow legionaries, check his out on the paper. Apparently the Japanese hall of justice kicked out a major hero after an enormous scandal emerged. Unfortunately it's not devilman because ever since he humiliated me the day azula launched the attack over here, I have desired vengeance.
Jonathan Diaz
Was is Voltron?
Please tell me it was Princess Allura!
Altean bitch had it coming!
Juan Bailey
Unfortunately it's not, apparently it was some guy named goku AND his wife is involved too. Said some things not even Skeletor would say to he-man, to his own son. Hmph don't really care but I'm just curious if he'll go rouge.
John Lee
We gonna let him in?
Benjamin Johnson
OF COURSE NOT YOU MEAT HEAD!! THE SHI NO KYOKAI WILL TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS!!!
Jose Collins
oh hey... it's you...
Samuel Cooper
Umm.... Mr Horse and Mr Lobo.... i think you should see this. Faceless minion Steve here to tell you that there might be some trouble here.
This guy might win Mr Yea Forums.
His name is Steg Multiverse the Genocide Dick.
Is he a threat sir?
James Jones
The tallest i presume? Yes I know, we have had shaky relationships in the past but we're no longer rivals to one another.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Oh damn he looks cool.
Lucas Powell
..... Did I just go gay for a second there?
Wyatt Sanders
Isaiah Powell
I don't remember resolving anything but sure.
You probably just realize the Irken Armada's power far exceeds your own
Josiah Martin
>Did I just go gay for a second there?
>for a second
yeah...sure...
Jackson Moore
Last I checked on the guy, he was reading something called "Ultra Comics." Wonder if that fucked with him?
Bentley Turner
I want him inside me!
Lucas Phillips
Oh Gosh he's hot!
I mean.... ummm....
Don't tell mom.
James Torres
What's going on in this threa-
What the fuck?! What's that image doing on the screen?
Dominic Ward
Everyone in this thread is horny... for a hero of all things!
Michael Wilson
HmmmMMMMmmmm, Ive never seen creature so full of essence before
Carson Barnes
You shot you guys are part of the legion now? Awesome I've heard about you.
Nathan Hughes
I meant oh shit not you shot, dang autocorrect
Benjamin Baker
Not Yet, I'm afraid. Came here to join!
Owen Richardson
I think I burned myself trying to get into this place...
Does the lair really have to be in a swamp, surrounded by your planet's DISGUSTING water?
I mean it might be cool for the fishfags , but for the rest of us?
Bentley Barnes
John Ross
Don’t diss this place. When I get pissed, you get mist.
Joseph Clark
so much for the almighty tallests being threatening leaders if wwater scares them so much
Jacob Sanders
Yes, Skeksil agree. Swamp filthy and dirty, not suitable for Noble skeksis
Owen Martin
I'm not sure what you guys are seeing here. He just looks like a possibly tastier slab of meat.
Bentley Anderson
Goddammit, I listened to the last Hall of Justice meeting and Batman is trying to......
You're with that disgusting fat boy aren't you? Get the fuck out of the Legion!
Julian Thomas
THIS IS INSANE!! LUTHER COULD LEGITIMATELY LOSE IN THIS MANNER!!!
Bentley Reyes
Oh for fucks sake, really? A sentient glob of meat?
What next, are Neurothings a common household item?
What's wrong with this godforsaken planet?
It's not the water, it's the pollution! We drink pure water just fine, but whatever you people do to yours makes it like fucking ACID to us.
Luke Hall
Don't worry it's just images.
Images that should be turned off mind you but still.
Weren't we all Luthor to lose anyways?
True. But apparently it's a tasty slab of meat that everyone wants to fuck for some reason.
He's making women wet and turning men gay. I think that counts as an accomplishment.
Hey don't lump me in with fishfags. That's Aquaman's doing. Not mine.
Speaking of which did we ever figure out where all that porn came from? Seriously who was looking all that shit up?
Nolan Gray
HELLO YOU SHITS IM BACK
Luke Adams
Well we better find out.The internet is slow as hell and the computer is filled with viruses. I bet it was Lex.
Leo Perez
My dislike for the fat boy is growing everyday, especially with those horrid images floating about. After I'm done with Peni, he's going to burn.
You're third on my list, manlet.
Aaron Allen
Wh-what are you? Keep away from the Chamberlain, thing!
Noah Cruz
Dojya~n!
So, what's an American hero have to do to guarantee all of your votes in the next election?
Jaxon Perez
i can a shore you that i wwould nevver allow such pollution to ruin the seas as long as im around
some swwamp wwaters are there by nature that are not caused by filthy landwwellers
so you havve to deal wwith the fauna and evveryfin that comes wwith it
Liam Thomas
OH FUCK
WATCH YOUR MOUTH BIG BIRD
Gavin White
Nope! Not leaving me chair!
Liam Cruz
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO SET UP THE KILLING GAME WHAT HAPPENED!
Elijah Nguyen
STFU ANIME WHORE NO ONE WANT YOURE GAMES BUB
Jace Parker
I forgot to make a Discord Chat.
Nicholas Ramirez
I'm constipated.
Samuel Phillips
You're telling me no one has run a goddamn anti-virus program on our computers? Fucking hell people! We've got loli pornography again on the......WHY IS THERE PICTURES OF ME AS A CHILD ON OUR SERVERS!?!
Henry Roberts
Alright we still have time so please set it up, despair is surprisingly hard to make
Lucas Hughes
I’ll just use my personal laptop. Just gonna set up the piggy and the cow.
Hunter Campbell
Ahh, the most important animals first I see
Jace Ross
HmmmMMMMMMmmmmm
Now that I'm here, how can Skeksil help?
Of course, Skeksil help on return for living creatures with great ESSENCE!
Luis Clark
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU VILLAIN SHITS I HAVE MY OWN TEAM NOW SCARECROW ACTIVATE THE FEAR GAS
Nolan Bennett
Then why did it BURN ME?
I don't think you know these waters as well as you think.
Don't humans put chemicals in the water to prevent disease? And what about air pollution? That causes acid rain.
I definitely didn't look it up so I could one-up you.
Ethan Gray
my owwn home has a literal acid rain thanks to a canon-noncanonical dating simulation that has showwn wwhat a drizzle is like there
its not a stretch since evveryfin on my home has a chance to kill ya if you evven so much as breathe in the wwrong area
maybe your skin is not compatible to resist them like us seadwwellers
so it sucks to be fuckin irkens
Isaac Johnson
Ok, you asked for it.
>sprays a can of fear gas In wolverine's face
Hahahahahah, pleasant dreams.
Dylan Nguyen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCARECROW NOOOOOOOOOO OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brandon Smith
I miss anything interesting?
Luke Brooks
We gotta narrow down the suspects
Juan Edwards
>Smelly manlet thinks Scarecrow is on his side
>Scarecrow sprays him in the face for shits and giggles
You can't make this shit up.
Kevin White
hey fro
besides someone flippin the fuck out right now
the computers still havve vviruses and a new competitor for the mr Yea Forums thing is oddly mesmerizing to look at
Jeremiah Lewis
We never HAD to develop a resistance because we're not complete slobs!
It hurts like hell, like being set on fire, but at least it heals within a few minutes.
Levi Wilson
that seems just like another wword for laziness to me
you could havve asked any of your best irken scientists around but all you and the red one wwould think of is howw to make certain snacks more tastier than before
Matthew Howard
Nothing much, just a friend of the fat boy trying to get people horny, the idiotic manlet from Canada is rolling on the ground screaming in fear, and some disgusting son of bitch has pictures of me as a child on the server.
Where to start, first?
Parker Martinez
Why hello there fel- OH FUCK NOT AGAIN IM LEAVING THIS SHITHOLE
Thomas Clark
Well we know Black Manta didn’t do it. He hates children. Remember that baby he killed? We know the meat thing didn’t do it, I don’t think he understands typing, we know you didn’t do it. We know Lobo prefers the real thing. Where’s Lex?
Benjamin Campbell
Maybe this is just Lex’s way of trying to get over Superman?
I think that new guy is part little boy or something from what I heard
Aren’t you guys supposed to be made perfect in test tubes or something?
Blake Gomez
No, Lex has too much of a hate boner for Superman that he looks at nothing but Superman. I doubt the new guys done this nor the smelly manlet, so who could it......He's not back is he? I thought we banned his cloning ass from coming here!?
Matthew Murphy
Not this time
>strikes down prince
Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaah, I haven't seen anything so humorous in awhile!
Do you have the contestants. It's big wheel, squidward, polkadot man, joker and rat King. Eridan was originally my 5th choice after attacking unikitty but I have decided against this.
Leo Ramirez
Hey Azula, I’m heading out to go buy some new clothes. Thanks for lending me some of your old ones since mine were covered in swamp.
Isaac Turner
Considering Azula knocked him out in the last meeting for attacking Unikitty. Speaking off, where's Azula jr?
Levi Perry
No my sword and my horse I'm trapped
Matthew Johnson
Oh good, you found my old clothes, here.
>Hands a credit card over to her
It's Zuzu's so go ahead and buy as much as you want. It'll make me smile when I hear him scream in impotent rage at the bill.
Owen Kelly
Thanks, I will. Do you want anything while I’m gone
Daniel Rogers
Oh, Zim found a way to repel water with this hydrophobic glue or whatever.
But for one, why would we ever actually take anything he says into consideration, and two, we'd never coat our superior bodies with such slop.
And IRKEN scientists? You really think there's many of those anymore? Why do you think we backstabbed one of our greatest allies, the Vortians? To NOT enslave them so they stopped wasting all their research time on themselves?
Also, fuck you, snacks should be the top priority and your disagreement just shows how inferior your species is.
>perfect
If we could make ourselves perfect, do you really think Zim would exist?
Oh, or Bobby, I guess. But mostly Zim.
Brayden Nelson
Mu has arrived! Mu requires ad in constructing the Ultimate Asset. Who shall aid Mu
Brandon Richardson
Could it be the gem guy? I don’t like the looks he was giving the little goat boy....
I forgive Mr fishy Man we all can make mistakes
Your haircut looks funny Mr gem guy! Are you a villain?
William Scott
Pants!
Angel Williams
The test tube thing is really more of a means of mass production. That way, every Irken (except for us, of course) is disposable. That way, it's not too big of a deal if one needs to... cease existing for one reason or another.
Besides, our superior healing ability renders your gross water, while incredibly painful, relatively harmless.
Meat, however...
Justin Nelson
HmmmMMMMmmmm...
I'm new, and you look quite different from the rest, are you really a villain?
Justin Gray
Ah mu long time no see, if it's by means of striking at the cosmos then yes I will assist you.
Kevin White
What's the deal, all you guys got in the fridge is white claw
Jaxon Barnes
HmmmmMMMMmmmm...
I would bring essence for everyone here, but none of you are skeksis, so Chamberlain bring none
Tyler Wright
Not really. I have made tea, though.
Jaxson Edwards
The meeting has convened without ZIIIIIM?! This can't be right! Surely you wouldn't all meet without me!
Xavier Perez
Nah, just get what you need.
It's either him, Peni, or Jackal's back.
Leo Long
Alright good good, any of you other niggas have participants ready?
Camden Flores
Excellent. The Anti matter lantern nears completion.
Aiden Jones
Esscence? That some kinda fancy liquor?
Brandon Kelly
Oh for fucks-...
Hey Zim...
Robert Bennett
you are too kind uni
really
oh yes trolls are inferior for devveloping technology that would heal our body seamlessly that is built on a wwall vvia a hole
letting the trolls become full mature adults before letting them join military army
sometimes going through trials to provve your wworth
not to mention some of us in the hemospectrum are either seadwellers, strong juggalos, psychics, psiionics, ones who commune with creatures, hunters, intelligent legislacorators, and ones who have literal mind controlling powwers
we are soooo inferior to the irken empire
Chase Perry
go away faggot
no rp
Jacob Martin
HmmmmMMMMMmmmm...
Perhaps I may add a contestant, yes?
A traitorous Gelfling named Rian
Nathan Adams
>devveloping technology that would heal our body seamlessly
You need technology to do that?
Evan Kelly
Azula taught me that the best way to make sure everyone is happy is to force them under my rule or send them to happy camps
Liam Long
...yes, that is what it is, friend
Evan Cruz
MY TAAAAALLEST!?!?! If I had known you were here, I'd NEVER have been so late! Eh? How come there is only one of you here?
Justin Lee
>Wipes a tear away from her eye
They grow up so fast.
Hunter Taylor
Aaaaaaah, I see! Ruling the lesser, weaker people by making them happy!
How devious, yes?
HmmmmMMMMMMmmmm
James Rogers
Friends share fancy liquor.
Aw my pretty little dictator. Adorable.
Jonathan Rogers
if you dont wwant to fuckin die then of course
you cant just put on neww pair of robotic legs if you are going to die from blood loss during the process after getting chainsawwed in half
the healing hole goes farther to heal bones
it wwould probably wwork for ones that are different species like maybe some wweird stick person
Aiden Richardson
Hello I am autistic and you a bunch of meanies
Oliver Kelly
Oh, someone turned the ship, Red's off trying to figure out who's the faggot who did it.
Imagine being able to bleed out because you have an internal heart instead of a PAK
I bet it takes you more than a day to heal a shattered skeleton, too.
Brody Phillips
Hello airy, again
Security is slipping bad, who let a kid in here and how did he even get inside? Did he even see the sign saying DO NOT ENTER and the rest?
It sure is, time to horde the other lanterns.
They sure do azula.
Go against us again and your entering the killing game.
Oh my the SMALLEST has arrived
Tyler Hill
Someone turned the Massive? I can turn it back, my Tallest! I still have a spare remote controlling device installed somewhere around here... presuming the DIB hasn't taken it with his STINK-MITTS.
Your race is so FEEBLE compared to the might of the Irkens. I've broken all of my bones COUNTLESS times, and even was CRITICIALLY WOUNDED in the squeedlyspooch, but do you hear Zim complain?! DO YOUUUU?
Christopher Young
Nice! I love tea
Why not not just get a new body if your legs get cut off? I lost my whole body once and just got another one
If the PAKs are so powerful why not just send one of them to a planet to take it over? Like have it take over a creature on the planet when it get there
Cooper Young
Why are you so menacing ? Why is there noise ?
I like your show zim
Julian Jones
>twitch
Silence! I am no smeet, I'm average invader-sized!
Jayden Peterson
You ask if we hear you complain, but you are complaining right now
Why not speak softer, small shrill thing, and let others speak, yes?
HmmMMMMMMmmmm
Adam Hill
because havvin your identity be all zeroes and ones showws howw much immortal you wwould be that youll still be tallests if your pak wwas stuck on a couch or some other asinine object
i wwont
do not wworry
ngyes
your constant shrilling can be heard that it could evven drown gl'bgolybs noise and possible spare alternia from its deathly wail
i suppose it wwouldnt be too much of a stress to die as a ghost and be put in a robotic body
it worked for one rustblood so wwhy not others like me
Grayson Diaz
Does Perpetua approve of Human Sacrifice?
Landon Mitchell
Compared to me you were always gay.
What sort of self-respecting Galra prince doesn’t have a harem?
Elijah Powell
Gonna make a Coffee run how do you like your Wilkins guys?
Easton Moore
“Ring ring”
Hey guys I just finished getting new clothes... and chocolate, and I found a place that sells some seriously cursed items. Does anybody want anything from here?
Sending pic of the store so you can choose
Hudson King
Do NOT, Zim.
In theory, this would work, but any non-Irken will die during or after the memory transfer process.
Lucas Barnes
Pic
Carter Wright
...Exactly
Why do you say that like it's a bad thing?
Xavier Barnes
Yes I chose the unrightful king simba and that one cunt Kirito
Henry Gomez
I am not complaining, hideous feathered one! Besides, what does Irk's *finest* invader have to complain about?
Of COURSE I could drown out Gloobleglobel's wail, or whatever. I can best anyone you put before me! And it isn't shrilling, it's, ehhh... BATTLE CRIES. Yes. Cries of WAR, meant to invoke terror into all who oppose ZIIIIIIM!
But my Tallest, it would be so simple! Look, I can even have GIR do it right now-
Cooper Flores
riiiight battle cries
oh nofin
nothin at all
curses are the same as magic
just fakey bullshit
wwhat objects wwould be wworth the look
Christopher Wilson
NO, Zim.
James Long
...Purp?
Did I hear Zim's voice?
Christopher Scott
But magic is real.... it’s how I fly and spit fire
This Zim guy doesn’t seem very good at his job...
Connor White
Oh, okay, my Talle-
-ESTS, THE BOTH OF YOU ARE HERE.
Why didn't you warn me BOTH of the Tallests were here, fish-brain?!
QUIET, strange blocky cat-thing. I am the best there is at my job. My job of invaaaading.
Adrian Fisher
Oh you have no idea-I MEAN
Yeah, that's just what he WANTS you to think. It's part of an invader's job to be unsuspecting.
Benjamin White
Will you shut up you green midget, I'm trying to get a power nap in before I have to deal with F4G and their stupid interview for miss Yea Forums. I'm going to have to sit beside that stupid spider bitch, so I need my sleep!
Leo Green
Sounds like a waste of resources to me.
Give me as much sugar as possible, Mr Wilkins.
Owen Collins
No one would fess up, and it seems our map...stuff...is offline. So it looks like we're stuck here
Oh... Zim, hello. Shouldn't you be working on that, uh, VERY special mission we assigned you?
Ryder Brooks
Hey guys..... so I bought a new computer.
Sorry about not being that active.
Now hopefully non of you will browse though porn on this bad boy.
Nathan Evans
maybe to you and most likely at your home that it is reel
but wwhere im from it is not
a bronze i knoww had accepted things like fairydust miracles and imaginary friends are not reel
as much as i have an interest in wwizards
i havve to accept such magic does not exist
howw am i obligated to tell you if your leaders are here or not
Daniel Turner
New Computer for you guys.
Alexander Hill
I... told you that Red was only interrogating the navigation team.
Liam Fisher
Ehh? Miss Yea Forums? YOU?
Yes, my Tallest! I am! The mission is, as always, a SUCCESS! Did you receive the Dib-Stink's blue clown... thing I sent you? My token of SUCCESS?
Eh!? I don't remember that happening at all. No matter! I'm sure you two are eager to hear of my latest update on the mission...
Can it speak? My computer can speak.
Anthony Reed
But if you are here am I’m here and it’s real for me doesn’t it make it real for you? I mean I’m magic and I’m next to you so real magic is next to you.... I think.... now I’m confused
Hi Manta!
Carson Watson
(P)
We're stuck here?? With HIM???
(R)
Looks like it.
(R)
Yes, Zim, we got the clown thing.
(P)
Not r-
(R)
What is it Zim?
Thomas Torres
same
maybe your magic is a different kind of magic
like howw theres good spells and curses
magic ivve been thinking of are ones like wwaving a wwand
say some wwords and something spe-shell happens
Leo Wilson
The mission is going smoothly. While Dib toils with his broken ship, I've been experimenting on some local test subjects. GIR shot a pig into space. Twice, actually! Progress is good, yes?! Praise Zim! As you see, my newest plan included joining this Legion of Doooooom.
Dominic Jenkins
*wwalks into thread*
Grayson Wilson
Nice computer Manta. How fast does that bad boy go? Could I play Hearts of Iron 3 with all my mods on it?
Yes. I'm going to win miss Yea Forums and as my first act I'll burn Peni alive on national television and afterwards I'm going to cut off that fat boy's balls and force his father to eat them! Now you tiny green alien, quiet. I don't need to get angry on live television and make a fool of myself.
Owen Jackson
so wwhich part of paradox space or dream bubble you come from
Jaxon Hall
Black manta its me saw boss
>pushes aside
I've got some good news, the super snake mountain is officially now officially the second hideout of the legion in case this falls apart. However skeletor is leading that base.
Michael Anderson
(R)
Sounds great, Zim! Keep up the good work!
(P)
How long until the navigation systems get fiiiiixed? I don't want to be stuck here...
(R)
Not sure, I don't think we even know what went wrong.
(P)
Well, have you tried calling Vort for help?
(R)
You don't think I've tried that? We're not getting ANY signal, for calls or our navigation system.
(P)
I can't believe we're stranded... WAIT! WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF SNACKS? WE WON'T BE ABLE TO ORDER MORE?
Hudson Rogers
I meant to do an exclamation point after "more".
great, now I look like on of those teen girls on twitter/tumblr
Gavin Walker
WHINING FOOLS BEGONE!
Adam Wright
Hey geese, sorry about the smash invitation loss, so close too.
Christian Hill
congrats on getting cucked by an obese skeleton
Oliver Peterson
Don't start a fist fight tomorrow. I don't care who starts it.
I don't know the goat kid showed me the computer. Look I know and care more about Atlantean tech more than our own. The only time I care about our own tech is when I'm looking for a good sword, dagger, or a nice AK-47.
Honestly the only game I play now a days are League and Smash... speaking of....
How did you survive that fall? You should be fucking dead.
OK.... don't mind at all.
Hi Unikitty. How are you doing?
Aaron Richardson
Actually, I don't think any one of us should still be alive
yet here we are
Xavier Foster
Sorry for being late, what have I missed?
Lucas Brown
HELP WE'RE FUCKING STRANDED
Tyler Gutierrez
Snacks can be found in abundance on this filthy rock, my Tallest! Surely SOMEONE here has something to eat...
YOOOOU! Where are the Earth snacks!? Tell me! Or face the wrath of Zim's GREATEST WEAPON.
David Jackson
I am back... and I have chocolate
Gavin Clark
WOULD YOU SETTLE DOWN ALREADY YOU TINY LITTLE GREEN ALIEN!? REMINDS ME THE TIME I BLEW UP 3 BLUE ALIENS ABOUT NEARLY DECADES AGO(Actually that was hordaks business but still)
Hunter Reyes
And I'm out. Heading back to the psychiatric hospital if anyone needs me.
Aiden Martinez
Apologies for the late arrival everyone...
Beats me, I just got here.
Usually I'm earlier to these things.
Oh God, this little snot ball is back...
Samuel Martinez
I'll try my hardest not to, Manta. I know it's difficult to deal with my hatred with that horrid spider whore, but I'll try to be on my best behavior. Now, can we fuck with Aquaman and Zuzu like you promised? Maybe some ice cream afterwards when we've made them cry like the little girls they are?
Brandon Diaz
Zim requires chocolate.
THERE WILL BE NO SETTLING!! Not until I have obtained more precious snaaaaacks!
This "snot ball" wasn't quite so late as you! What Legionaire arrives so late?
Liam Wilson
Hey Azula, here’s your brother’s card back (tosses card) I left a bit on it so you can have the honor of destroying his bank account. Also I bought some stuff for you if you want any. I got, some weird arrow that was super expensive, a possibility cursed stone mask, an... apature science portal gun, and a box of literal distilled evil.
Nobody can have my chocolate
Ryan Robinson
A person that also happens to run a criminal empire and the Sinister Six. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to deal with all those villains pushing and shoving each other to get a spot on the team?
I'm half convinced to just have a death battle where the last 6 standing win...
Jason Harris
I know... but you will get her in the Miss Yea Forums competition. Then you can kick her ass, strip her, and humiliate the fuck out of her. Even if you lose, you will make her pay.
Also.... Let's fucking wreck Atlantis! I feel like pissing off Aquaman today. Maybe get not only some ice cream but maybe some cherries as well. No destroying Zuko yet. Though... using the last of his money won't hurt anyone... except Zuko.
David Walker
Oh cool! I wish I could buy some chocolate myself... but I did bring some pie mom made.... would you like some Chara? It's Butterscotch Cinnamon.
Kevin Reed
It’s not about destroying him... it’s about how funny it’s going to be when he realizes what happened to his money.
Also since Azula doesn’t seem interested yet, wanna test some of the stuff I bought?
Nicholas Martinez
Sure you can go do that, I'm done for today's meeting so now if you'll excuse me I shall be heading out with Mu.
Noah Nguyen
That could work. Octavius, where are the snacks? My Tallest need sustenance! To quell their neverending almighty *hungerrrr.*
Kayden Stewart
Zim...
Even if we are superior, we're still hindered by our Irken squeedily spooches.
Humans have this need to pack a bunch of extra stuff into their snacks, stuff outside of just the carbs and sugars we can metabolize.
Sure, we could eat these Urth snacks, but they aren't as safe as Irken snacks. THEY COULD MAKE US SICK, Zim.
Charles Wilson
But my Tallest, I've been eating these Urth snacks since my mission began! The rations of Irken snacks you sent me with were, uh, depleted on the way by my SIR unit. Surely these snacks can't be TOO deadly!
Jaxson Mitchell
Perhaps, thi- Hold on, I have a call coming in.
...
Oh for fucks sake, Beetle is already trying to make an all female Sinister Six for the sole purpose of killing Boomerang. I can't tolerate this!
I apologize once again, everyone, but I have to go and fix the Sinister Six. And given how often it gets ruined when I leave, I just might have to stay and run it myself.
Tell Mr. Mind I said hello, and that merging the Six and the Monster Society is still an option.
And if Norman ever shows up, punch him in the dick for me.
Landon Jenkins
(Smug chocolate nom)
Juan Robinson
Here ya go extra sugar for being sweet.
No safer snack than Wilkins Coffee friend.
Colton Sullivan
Who let the lamb out of the pot? That roast was going to be amazing all simmered up in that baby blood broth
Henry Gutierrez
Wilkins Coffee Monster: I will procure some of this caw-fee you offer!
The dick shall be punched, Ock!
You! Zim DEMANDS some of this chocolate!
Alexander Richardson
Can do just excuse me one moment need to take care of something, alright here ya go friend.
Adam Watson
>some weird arrow that was super expensive
>a possibility cursed stone mask
Those are some Mother Fucking Jojo references. As much as I would enjoy trying to use them I would rather not.
>apature science portal gun
That I might want to try.
>and a box of literal distilled evil.
What kind of Evil are we talking about?
.... I would like some pie....
OK but we didn't need your permission.
Hey.... don't touch the goat boy fucker!
Aaron Butler
Which ones have you been eating, Zim?
Didn't you mention these ""wa-fullz"" that your specially-made SIR unit made for you that were pretty safe?
At least... until he made you eat too many
Brody Martinez
Why? He would be truly delicious, I even got some delicious exotic seasoning, even I don’t know what it is
Joseph Bennett
Oh I'm interested, but I couldn't really do much destruction in the bathroom......DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, CARLOS!
Hmmmm, that arrow looks quite nice, good balance. I'm not going to put a cursed mask on, but I think we can find some guinea pigs that'll try it and we can see what happens to them. Now the portal gun I can fun with, and a box of distilled evil could be amusing. However, I want to know what "evil" is it. Skeleton evil, Joker stupid evil, Star "genocide is good" Butterfly kind of evil?
Josiah Brown
Yes, the waffles were good. Quite good! Until the peanuts and soap, those were DISSSSGUSTING! I have also eaten this strange, manufactured cream substance that comes from cans, they call it "Cheez Whizz." There's also this place that GIR likes that has tacos, but it's pretty filthy there...
Excellent shot, Wilkins Monster. Your caw-fee shall be graciously consuuumed. Feel honored!
Jayden Gonzalez
Pure hatred. The kind that motivated people like Star
David Robinson
Mu excepts your apologyMu finds you disturbing
Lucas White
Also I get why you wouldn’t want to use the mask, the red gem in the center is pretty hot, and the label was really weird
Something about ascension to the ultimate state of evolution
Lincoln Peterson
(P)
He put soap... in food
Man, he's even more insane than we envisi-
(R)
SPECIAL. He's super special, because he was made just for you, our best invader.
Josiah Nelson
Hmm why’s that friend? Would you like to discuss it over some Wilkins Coffee?
Cameron Rodriguez
Thank you, my Tallest. He is a unique unit! Quite befitting of Ziiiim, and quite generous of you to pick one so special!
But I must go! I've received word from my base that the mind-sucking sabertoothed squid has gotten loose. Once I contain it, I will return... WITH SNAAAACKS!
>spiderlegs right on out of the meeting
Wyatt Bennett
Losten there is a list of people that you are not allowed to touch.
Unikitty and Goat Boy are two are them.
Basically anyone here who is practically a child. Except Cartman. You can do whatever the fuck you want to him.
Yeah, that portal gun is pretty swe- wait what about the bathroom?
>the red gem in the center is pretty hot, and the label was really weird. Something about ascension to the ultimate state of evolution
Eeyup. It's a Mother Fucking Jojo reference. Sorry but I don't want to die via Sunlight.
Yes I would like some of it. Can I get a cup with a bit of sugar? I like it very bitter.
Nathan Nguyen
A-Anyone wanna fuck? I'm new to this..
Owen Garcia
Funny how society mistreats it's own people, we can't even get an organization system going around here, I guess the joke is on us.
Daniel Butler
Gamers, rise up.
Oliver Morgan
Hey, Tallest user here, before I go to bed, I just want to apologize if I'm still shitty at roleplay, I really haven't done any since I was a teen. I hope I'm not too cringworthy
Asher Ross
Brewing it now to be as black and bitter as you are Manta.
Charles Parker
I could totally beat Godzilla in a fair fight he always has to cheat or those humans have to save his ass every time anyone else deal with this bullshit?
Thomas Phillips
I think I shouldn't of eaten that sky bison earlier today, that's all. Also, I'll take it I shouldn't show you what I learned from a man named Dio.
Beautiful, but I've got enough hate to not need it. Thanks for the offer though.
Cooper Smith
It's all good, mate. No one cares so long as everyone's having fun.
Jonathan Sullivan
I would enjoy some pie, if you're offering.
Thank you, Mr Wilkins. I'll make sure to get another full batch of Wilkins Coffee as soon as possible.
Not really. I only got fucked up because apparently little children just don't know when to give up.
Xavier Thomas
Alright then... here... you go
Noah Martinez
And here you go as well
Aaron Smith
Why do you not simply eat the small children?
I wonder what would happen if i got hit with that?
Jackson Garcia
Nothing good for anyone else, I suspect
James Martinez
good for me though
Camden Robinson
Camden Wilson
My enemies always keep resorting to fusion in order to beat me. Do you have any idea how annoying that is? It's like playing Smash Bros. and you're hit with the same damn move constantly.
Asher Garcia
I suppose... I mean you would have an invisible soul bound weapon/fighter with powers based on your personality... but I really don’t want you to have that kind of power
Sebastian Allen
That's not the only thing that's gonna be on you
Angel Barnes
Yeah i am the rightful king of the monsters by right of might and everyone knows it but everyone just acts like Godzilla is some super badass it pisses me off!
>but I really don’t want you to have that kind of power
And just what makes you think you could stop me little human wretch?
Robert Russell
Look as long as you don't do any autistic screaming we'll be OK.
..... who the fuck are you and why are you prostituting yourself?
Thanks Kermit.
So being juggled or spamming? I'm pretty sure the first half is legal but the other complete and utter bullshit.
Why. You don't have that bullshit weapon mechanic. You have to find the shit you use to kill people... although Kris could summon weapons. So maybe you can do it....?
Literally nobody knows when to quit.
Debatable... I mean there is still King Kong.
Carson Diaz
It’s not a weapon mechanic, I have a stand arrow, now help me hide it before Ghidorah stabs himself and makes himself even more powerful
Lincoln Young
Kong is a little bitch who's too busy hiding in his shitty little island to do anything
Brody Jenkins
I brought you guys some pie.
>gives everyone pie.
And an extra slice for you Chara.
>gives an extra slice.
Dominic Campbell
*Kevin snatches it*
Dominic Powell
Thanks alternate bro
(Slips arrow into hand as I take the pie)
(Hushed voice) keep this away from Ghidorah
Liam Perry
Nani!
How did you get the arrow before I tried to hand it to Asriel
Benjamin Powell
>Bleats with joy.
(Hushed) I'm finally going to do something evil for sonebody.
Oh...... I guess that won't work now.
OK.... I think I'll go home now. See you all later.
Nolan Cruz
You fools now I shall become invinc-
*kevin swallos it*
GODDAMMIT KEVIN YOU FUCKING-*INCOHERENT SCREECHING*
Colton Thomas
I only do the autistic screaming when I have to deal with a stand user, or if I really want to piss someone off like my brother.
Thanks!
Liam Carter
I heard he was keeping Skull Crawlers from leaving Skull Island to answer your call though. So he seems to be capable of doing something. And it seems he and Zilla are going to be fighting sometime next year.
Of course it's fucking spamming.
Ryan Cook
As the arrow slides down Kevin’s throat it leaves a small scratch, making King Ghidorah the newest stand user
[insert stand name] (insert stand power)
Jose Robinson
See ya' around, Asriel.
Hahahahahaha, get fucked Ghidorah.
Liam Martinez
>Get fucked Ghidorah
Getting Vaped would be more appropriate wouldn't you think?
Camden Gray
[KING GHIDORAH'S TERROR]
(power:emotion beam emission The user can project concentrated beams of emotions/emotional energy.)
powerlisting.fandom.com
Blake Ross
So, did anything come out of that plan to knock over that house in Elmore?
Kevin Martin
honestly this isn't much different than what I can already do...
Well fuck I could still kick most of you guys's asses if i really wanted to but to be honest when I finally become Alpha i'll make special cases just for you guys anyway. Maybe the real stand was friendship all along?
Bentley Ross
(walks into thread)
youtube.com
Angel Walker
Friendship my ass, now thanks to you we have to wait several hours until we can get stands of our own
Noah Torres
dude my digestive tract can take centuries if not millennia it's gonna be awhile
Nolan Green
Do not test my patience... I can wait
Xavier Johnson
Well at least that explains all those explosions that were at the Arctic.
Cameron Harris
Well I hope you can
do you have any Idea what holding in a piss for thousands of years because you're frozen in ice feels like? It's not a fun experience
Lucas Bailey
No, I wouldn't know that feeling, because I'm a fucking rock that has no need for eating, sleeping, or any organic limitations.
And I remember my image.
Tyler Jones
>and I remember my image
Lol
Angel Evans
Hey, anyone here need a New Best Friend?
Isaiah Williams
well fuck I mean I have biological functions but they are very low maintenance but yours seems way more efficient
look who's talking
Alexander Lee
you seem entertaining
Grayson Sanchez
It’s called irony dude
Liam Cooper
your human concepts are dumb
Michael Butler
>Thinking I was dead
PREDICTABO, Manta.
...Although I did end up barging into that Walking Dead guy
Jonathan Robinson
You know it’s actually funny... that you think I’m still a human
Nathan Collins
pray tell what are you then?
Brayden Brown
Mason Rivera
Someone gave me this communicator watch and said that I could talk to God with it. What should I say?
Henry Long
curious you know it's funny Some humans have referred to me as the devil I doubt the validity of that claim but an interesting connection nonetheless learning the ways of you small types and your strange 'magics' as some of you would call it
Tyler Moore
Hmmm, quite so
Luis Campbell
Ghidorah user here just saying I enjoy these little threads before I go to bed
Wyatt Sanchez
(Charaanon here, same, also my computer’s being weird about redacted text, sorry)
Oliver Smith