Will it be better than the actual movie Yea Forums?

>Director shouts from off camera she should orgasm more
>She blasts over the camera and keeps going

Will it have the requisite down-ending all his parodies have?

I find this parody shit creepy

t.jealous cow

Do you find rule 34 creepy? Slashfiction?

omg aubrey kate in this one

No it’s just an odd thing where I can only jack off to these characters in a 2D format with my own imagination

top kek reddit

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unironically yes, stop sexualizing shit for kids

Congrats. You're the creepy one.
Still waiting to see her promo pic.

How is that creepy? I prefer to wack it to a fictional image of a woman/character than watching footage of two random people fucking? Video porn is dangerously close to cuckholdry

Stop consuming media that's for children, then.

Thousands of times better than the last Jean

True

I like Lacy

How so, is it always bad end?

Well, the actress is hot and the costume looks superior to the MCU version. Like...holy shit.
Get the porn guys to do the costumes now.

>it's a "can't be bothered to come up with a porn title, just slap XXX and parody in there somewhere" episode

>Video porn is dangerously close to cuckholdry

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Aubrey Kate was casted, and I'd love her to be a Skrull. Kenzie Taylor works with TS starlets, so I'm guessing that's one scene.

Are the male stars hot

they aren't allowed to do silly porn puns anymore

Quinton James - y
Ramon Nomar - n
Tyler Knight - n
Alex Legend - y, but he sounds like an idiot
Seth Gamble - n, and he has a needle dick

It is! Cmon, you're watching another man fuck a woman you can't touch. How the fuck is that not some level of cuckholding? Do what real men do, and fap to a still image and imagine YOU fucking her.

Really? Why not?

>you're watching another man fuck a woman you can't touch
It's the exact same shit with drawn porn.

Not if it's just the woman drawn. Quit being a beta and self-inserting

>Quit being a beta and self-inserting
>Do what real men do, and fap to a still image and imagine YOU fucking her.
I don't know if you're shitposting or if you're just retarded.

Or, and stick with me, you made a horrible self-realization about the porn videos you watch and are in denial

>make a better movie Carol
>while he's at it, make a better movie Phoenix

The absolute madman

I don't even watch porn because of how fake most of it is, by your retarded logic the "cucking" wouldn't apply if it was a video of a girl masturbating.

>I don't even watch porn because
user don't lie. You're on Yea Forums, by default you view porn

Axel outright said in the press release that he was telling the story and keeping with the comic characterizations that he felt the movie lacked.

I love everything about that sentence.
The fact that there was a press release for a porno, the fact that the "director" called out Hollywood for fucking up, the implication that actual thought and effort put into the characterization

If it helps push your stupid narrative, sure.

I feel like I touched a nerve here

Don't ruin the thread with the dumbass bickering. We had a 500+ reply thread on this topic last week that was legit the best thread ever on Yea Forums. Take the arguing elsewhere.

>Seth Gamble - n, and he has a needle dick
he's only in the film because he's Kenzie's husband

>Ramon Nomar - n
But the dude's super handsome

Damn, we live in a world where a ts pornstar is included in a big porn release. Quite a time to be alive.

>Carol takes an Infinity Gauntlet smack to the ass without flinching

Ramon Nomar is sexy and has some of the best anal scenes in the more mainstream studios, so I'd say yes.

...
guess i'll be skipping this

What a fucking idiot. My theory is right, 4channers are treating transgender folk like they used to treat furries back in the day, pathetic. I guess Linetrap never happened.

>yeah, I COULD just skip that scene and only watch the scenes with real women
>But I'd rather have a stick up my ass

>Because porn isn’t art
Ok faggot

That's actually what he fears.

Dude, for a few years. I was the most soulless heedless manwhore you can imagine.
If it was feminine or had a cunt and was human I smashed.
I got off on cock worship, rape play, and making women, lesbians, and trannies and that one suicidally depressed twink who begged me scream bloody murder when I fucked.

I do not enjoy transexuals in my porn anymore.
It reminds me of a bad time in my life and I realize that I had a problem and they disgust me.

Are you doing the subtle gaslight/ego boost thing where you accuse men of being gay while in defense of homosexuals?

Okay well but there's nothing inherently wrong with them and usually in mainstream porn they're the ones getting fucked, not viceversa. It's not really that kinky to be honest.

That is literally a better costume than the actual movie, holy shit.

No. I was just making a dick joke you fucking homophobe.

It's based on this cover, that was also made into a statue (with short hair). Not sure why you guys didn't catch it.

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This is so much better then we got in the movies.
Holy shit even the cgi is better.

It's based on 14...

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Based Carolposter, and yes the statue came first (I misremembered), then Artgerm made the cover.

You masturbate? Don't you think it's pretty gay to give handjobs to a dude?

Samefag.

Comics...
> 14 > 13 >>> 3/6 >> 4/5 >> 15 > The rest...

Film...
> Porn Parody > 19 >>> 18 >>>>> 16/17

No, she would have sex with you either.

Based IP poster. But no, not the same.

>Pasty white comic book guy calls girl "incel".
It must be "Opposite Day".

More of a personal preference for his abusive behavior behind the scenes. Like beating up Phoenix Marie and stomping on Nikki Benz's head during a scene.

I'm not a fan of the whole "stepping on the girl's face" thing some of them do, it's off-putting. Some of the talent torrent mind it but others look visibly disturbed over it, it's just not nice to look at. Prince Yahshua does it too, with his fucking Tim's...
I didn't know he beat up Phoenix Marie though?

more importantly brice larson is not

He beat up Phoenix years ago when they dated. The stomping thing with Nikki was without her consent, and it was so bad the scene was never released. She has refused to work with Ramon or Brazzers since.

Well, never mind. That dude sounds like he needs to be dragged out into a street and shot by some producer's hired goons. How does this shit still happen in today's "safer" more mainstream porn business?

Well shit, I didn't know. I figured he could get aggressive given his scene with Charlotte Sartre, but she's into that (and frankly it wasn't too rough compared to the original with Sasha Grey), but I guess he does he a violent streak. Disappointing.

Why doe straight porn seem more violent than gay porn? you'd think two dudes woulld be rougher

The cocaine, the being circumcised, the fact that most of the talent are gay as fuck.

Depends, some famous studios can get rough, there's one in particular that always films in a sort of amateur seeing whose name I can't remember... But it's basically just them. Then there's Naked Combat BUT there's also a version for women, so that doesn't count and it's all consensual.
But you got a point, gay porn has them fucking hard but never violently. Bizarre how that works in contrast.
>cocaine
More like poppers.

It might be, but the actress will never come close to the greatness that is Brie.

I know the guys that played both Superman and Batman, Ryan Driller and Giovanni Francisco, are both gay guys that work in straight porn now. They seem to be pretty easy to work with.

Because they're still whores and no one cares.
That's it honestly, the only people how know who these bitches are are the perverts who watch this shit and what do they care. It isn't like that Rhianna shit or when some football player beats his wife, these women are totally anonymous outside of their own little cum bubble

It is, you faggot cuck.

I thought Ana Foxxx would play Maria, but maybe they have her play an actual hero. Didn’t see Lacy Lennon as Jean.

This is sadly true. Porn only makes the headlines when there's a murder involved or a child porn scandal, and barely, because all it does is attract outraged Christian boomers who preach against its existence.

Child porn scandal? Never!
>mikesouth.com/legal/mercedes-carrera-husband-now-faces-2-new-charges-of-sexual-intercourse-with-a-child-49812/
...yikes

Yep, exactly. Remember how she used to champion Gamergate hard? Not exactly a good icon now!

Bambino just recorded himself abusing his girlfriend Danni Rivers and released it to the world. It’s a tough watch.

Why isn't the police after this guy?

See

No but that's him being an idiot an uploading evidence against himself, that alone is enough to put him behind bars for at least a weekend.
I know people don't care about sexual workers but that's not wholly lawless, they can and will prosecute whoever who has enough of a case for it. Look at what happened to War Machine and Christy Mack, dude is still in jail as far as I'm aware.

Yeah, War Machine isn’t going anywhere for a while. He’ll also be a bottom in prison, as he apparently can’t get hard with Christy, so he has no chance with Bubba.

link?

Who wouldn't get hard with her? She has one of the best bodies in the goddamn industry.

A roided out fight monkey. Not using monkey in a racist context.

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Voyeurism (at most) isn't cuckoldry, unless you're related in some way to the pornstar in question. I swear pea-brained imbeciles are behind shit like this.

What if you're watching masturbation porn?
And would this apply to VR porn, where you take up the literal perspective of the "other man"?

Honestly, VR porn is interesting. I'd love to see where they take it in the future.

>I swear pea-brained imbeciles are behind shit like this.
Or idiots that self insert when they watch porn.

Yeah I never got that shit, it's like they can't get off to a good scene if the guy doesn't look like them or something, and also use that excuse for lesbian porn, which I personally don't like but saying "two women having fun without a man like me fucking them is cuckoldry" isn't a good reason to dislike it.

I'm pretty much over watching porn because I'm tired of the mental gymnastics and video skipping avoiding man ass and flapping balls. Give me a 2D woman and I'm good

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I will not bust a single nut because I actually have a girlfriend.

It's probably for the best that we don't understand what those retards are thinking.

>video skipping avoiding man ass and flapping ball
Why do they keep doing that?
It's the worst fucking shot that you could take when filming sex.

Porn star Taylor Swift lookalike as Carol? Yes.

I hope there's a /ll/ scene with Monica.

Probably will be. Ana Foxxx is playing her.

I really enjoy it, specially the low rear view where you see the cock pistoning down, but then again I'm bi, so...

I don't know how you could do that to your own daughter

Probably

Marvel and DC have been rebooting properties for decades, how is this different?

will it be as good as this one?

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stuck in production hell, unfortunately

>We had a 500+ reply thread on this topic last week that was legit the best thread ever on Yea Forums.
Because it became a casting thread. Yea Forums failed with the flat-chested suggestions for these girls.

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Awful lumpy fake tits.
Plastic surgery face and too much makeup.
Awful costume.
No.

He does not do it because he thinks those are fucking retarded he said so when he did avengers xxx

He said sure I could call it assvengers but I am an adult making porn for adults not a 12 year old making porn for other 12 year olds

>Holding hands
So wholesome desu

Thats kinda hot

To add to that it made lee Roy Meyers block him on Twitter because he called out porn directors and producers who make shitty quick cash in porn parodies that do stuff like give wolverine dildos instead of claws

He refuses to do stuff like that he does these films cause he likes the characters

What's your "favorite" parody title? Mine is pic related because it's so on the nose and feels even lazier than those _______ a xxx parody ones.

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It’s not lazy they just think those star whores titles are stupid

Adam Russo is pretty great, but damn this is definitely lazy.

Yes. The movie set the bar so low it would be next to impossible for it not to be.

someone call the police

Fuck Lee Roy Meyers and his dumbass parodies. They are cringe to sit through, and aside from Lena Paul, none of the women ever try.

>/pol/ack tranny posting this again
Get the shit out of your brain and get laid.

Yeah, when the sex in your Rugrats parody is the best you have, you should probably stop making films.

>"will it be better than the actual movie"
setting the bar very low i see

Ranking the women in WoodRocket parodies:
Lena Paul
Kira Noir
April O'Neil
Everyone Else

No reason we can't turn this thread into a casting thread.

Nice

Shoulda called it Fapped n' Marvel

Lena is dimes

saving throw

Go to bed lee Roy no one likes your parodies

If so, I'm VERY interested

"b-b-but I make shitty jokes and custom songs mixed with apathetic April O'Neil scenes"

>axel braun makes quality films with decent budgets and takes it serious
>lee Roy Myers focuses on jokes and songs because le epic random

They are the best example of the chad and virgin

Reminder that Meyers is such a loser that he tried to attach his name to Buster Douglas of all people to try and improve his crossover potential.

Okay but, hear me out, what if I just look at porn of women masturbating? I can't get cucked if there is no cucker

I'm pretty sure that if you aren't physically inside of a woman at all times then you are being cucked

Sounds like you're just a disgusting freak who wants to blame others for his own mental issues.

link?

See

I remember that thread. People tried and failed to find someone good to play Raven.

Charlotte Sartre? Jessica Jaymes?

pathetic

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Sartre has the wrong face and Jaymes is too old.

give me some qualifiers and I'll find someone
bust size?
height?
tattoos okay? (could be covered with a costume)

Not like it's any hard

Yikes

Aiden Ashley?

She should be 18-24, I can accept Raven with tattoos as pretty much every teenager has them, height should be within the five foot range. I dont imagine Raven having huge tits, but I wouldnt disqualify them either.

Fuck maybe. She could play a post Teen Titans Raven.

>actually looks like the character
kek disney BTFO

Switch to JAVs, in the majority of them the man is there only as a mechanical accessory and almost all the shots are on the women. Not seeing a dude's hairy ass or wondering why they would choose now to do a focus on the guy's face when there's a woman right there has been the greatest impetus to switch to JAVs for me.

So does this mean anglerfish are uncuckable?

Yes

Cool, so now he will get to watch women who act as if they were forced at gunpoint to be in these scenes, lots of pixels, and fat guys with small dicks playing awkwardly with their genitals. Long live JAVs!

She played the best Catwoman in Axel Braun’s fucked up Batman parody. The one that ends with Bruce cucked and his back broken by Bane, who he then watches fuck both Catwoman and Kathy Kane. The End.

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that zipper is too high, not enough cleavage
sjws are inserting their feminist propaganda even in porn
they seek to emasculate men and glorify progressive women
white men are no longer allowed to be manly

I prefer this look to her updated one a few years later.

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That... that sounds like absolute shit. You guys knew that before getting hyped for another parody?!

Gotta admit Wondy and... Ivy? look top tier there.

That’s Maxima. Though there was a Poison Ivy in the Dark Knight parody portrayed by Dani Jensen.

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that bust is too pronounced, too much cleavage
meninists are inserting their misogynist propaganda in porn
they seek to objectify women and glorify rapists
strong women are no longer allowed to thrive

Hm, Maxima looks more my speed, then.

That Supergirl is literally the new CW costume wtf

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>they stole the design

This is what I meant when I posted

he mixed the dark knight returns with his favorite batman story its kind of cool

Derrick Pierce is underwhelming as a performer, but that last scene was good.

Based Bane

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I liked Kimberly Kane more

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I prefer Alison Tyler in general, but Kimberly Kane was so hot as Wondy.

I hate that Kleio got fat, or coke-bloated. She was perfect. My pornfu. But she doesn't carry the weight well.

She lived the gimmick and got her own spinoff film, so she wins in my book too. That flick gave us Cheetah for the first time too.

I've never been able to find it.

No one liked it, which is why people stopped using her. Even Burning Angel, who discovered her, never asked her to come back. She also acted like a Deadpool cosplayer at a con when she dressed as Harley. It was sad.

Who cares about the safety of whores?

Because they're human beings.

still better than brie and her fungus feet

So? Being the same species doesn't mean I should personally care.

You can probably find the WW/Batgirl/Ares scene with a quick search, but I can’t find any others. Though the only thing as good as that scene is Ash Hollywood as Killer Frost.

It's people like you (in your specific contexts) that make this place the shithole it is. And for the record, it's not a good thing.

Jesus christ this

>a genocidal drunk
Holy shit I'm sold

>she won't have diseased feet

Bob's Boners was frighteningly close on the dialogue

The problem with that is now I have to look at a ugly jap piece of shit.

The stories are hard to watch, but the costumes, actresses, and sex scenes are all great
>The Supergirl parody
>Supergirl gets fucked in the ass by brainiac
Fucking amazing

Remember the ST:TNG parody that was functionally a full episode except with fucking and a Patrick Stewart lookalike

aubrey kate?

Good choice in trannys but there IS a webcame video of a qt one in a MM skinsuit
its pretty good, better than the film for sure

I like the casting of a TS starlet, mostly because I think she’s playing a Skrull and that’s a great casting decision if so.

>Jean
>No Rogue
What the fuck is this shit?

I hadn’t seen that, so I just gave it a watch. Good shit, except for the condom usage. I’m sure that was a legal thing they couldn’t get around though.

I love how they got that guy, but even better is how they had him do a sex scene with a stunt cock.

It was solid. Gibi does a better Linda impression.

Why do they keep recasting Diana?

even his JL parody had a different Diana

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Will there be feet?

Changes were made when Braun moved his films from Vivid to Wicked, and was unable to use starlets not contracted to the new company. I believe a number of the actresses that he liked to use in various roles also retired over the years (Andy San Dimas, Ash Hollywood, Skin Diamond, Allie Haze).
When it comes to WW, I believe both Alison Tyler and Kimberly Kane are no longer making videos. Romi Rain (the current WW) is arguably a Top 5 performer, so she’s a good casting.

>Get the porn guys to do the costumes now.
You do know the costume they use is from the Captain Marvel figurine, that is even more sexier, so I would say let the model makers design the costumes.

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100% I think all Wicked movies take place in an area with condom laws for porn

When is released?

I think it's just the company policy.

The MCU captain marvel wasnt a porno... oh you meam the actual one... I now see the pay off.

>Implying I watch porn with men in it
I mean, I do as long as he's fucking another man.

I think it's people that get off on guilting other people.

She doesn't have diseased feat anymore and is looking better than ever. I can tell she's been hitting the gym more.

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>pic crops out feet
>she's wearing closed-toe heels anyway
Come on, user.

The infamous toe pics are from 2015 user. That's 3 years ago. Do you really expect me to believe that she hasn't done anything about it?
At the very least she's covered them up, but I'm certain she has them fixed at this point. It's not terminal cancer.

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Four, four years ago. Also you're trying to argue with the same retards who thought the Tom Holland ass pics were real.

Because he's trying to keep faithful to the comics I guess. Another total retcon, another actress.

>Four, four years ago. AH! AH! AH!

I mean, it could also have gotten WORSE in all this time.

>I mean, it could also have gotten WORSE in all this time.
Yes, because any sane person wouldn't just go to the drug store and treat this shit with at least the bare minimum amount of care.

>sane
I might be wrong, but isn't she a feminazi?

A feminazi would imply she hates men, and seeing as she dates white guys, I don't think so.

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This thread took a turn.

Sometime this month.

I’m just thankful we have an Axel parody without Riley Steele stinking up the joint.

Ooh, lawd! Yes, please!

Jesus, at least use the blue one.

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Why has there never been a good parody Babs?

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Enjoy your hours of over the panties foreplay.

Yeah, Romi is a next-level performer and perfect for Wondy. She’s Top 5 today along with:
Angela White
Lena Paul
Adriana Chechik
Abella Danger

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Why?

She doesn't strike me as Barbara. Not redheaded enough.

I believe her contract expired and she's freelance now. She just did a Brazzers scene.

There's a mass influx of redheads in the industry now, so we could see a good Babs in the future. Lacy Lennon is playing Jean in this film, for instance.

She’s weird looking and is a horrible mattress actress.

>There's a mass influx of redheads in the industry now
Cautious huge boner mixed with concern for the girls.
Well, at least Hollywood can't erase them from this I guess.

You've been way too long in a bubble if you think the memes are real. Redheads have been fetishised in porn since forever, they aren't going anywhere.

Women's fashion just looks impractical and uncomfortable

>Axel outright said in the press release that he was telling the story and keeping with the comic characterizations that he felt the movie lacked.
The absolute madman!
How can he keep getting away with being so based?

>Angela White
>Lena Paul
>Adriana Chechik
>Abella Danger
Who should they play?

That costume is better than the movie

You should read his movie description

Angela - Circe
Lena - Black Canary
Adriana - Wasp
Abella - Shadowcat

Can we have a porn version of the DCEU Wonder Woman with Abella Danger as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince?!

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>Axel Braun
>"I wanted to give audiences a Carol Danvers who is tough, bold, and sassy ... basically an empowered woman with a healthy sexual appetite, a key character element from the comics, largely ignored in the Marvel movie.
>a key character element from the comics, largely ignored in the Marvel movie.
>largely ignored in the Marvel movie.
How can one person being based as 1,000,000,000 based people?!

>basically an empowered woman with a healthy sexual appetite
This isn't really a character trait that could be used to describe her, though. This is just fap bait.

Abella Danger - Wonder Woman
Steve Trevor - Michael Vegas
Hippolyta - Nina Hartley
Angle Man - Michael Lucas
Blue Snowman - Holly Hendrix

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>This isn't really a character trait that could be used to describe her, though. This is just fap bait.
Hehem....When Carol was still Ms Marvel she was sexy and she known it and she loved to be and she wanted everyone to know it!

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Concept:
Maserati XXX as PowerGirl!

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Plenty of female characters were (and still are) sexy, that means nothing. I'm taking about about the "empowered woman with a healthy sexually appetite" which describes someone like She-Hulk, but definitely not Ms/Captain Marvel. She can be sassy but you don't see her in bed with a different guy every other issue, like Jen was.

>Plenty of female characters were (and still are) sexy, that means nothing. I'm taking about about the "empowered woman with a healthy sexually appetite" which describes someone like She-Hulk, but definitely not Ms/Captain Marvel. She can be sassy but you don't see her in bed with a different guy every other issue, like Jen was.
Read. A. Ms. Marvel. Comic

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mediocre fake tits

The early porn parody stuff was kinda weird in that they still referenced the 90's movies since the video games and newer movies hadn't entered pop culture yet.

Lexi would've made a good porn Stephanie Brown

>Avengers 200
Nah, fuck you.

Fake tits >>>>> natural tits

please god no

As far as fakes go, Romi has some of the best. They sit perfectly on her, unlike the cement blocks a lot of skinny women get. Romi has the body for her implants, just like Ava Addams or Ariella Ferrera.

>not wanting to fuck Mask
Hope you're just a troll or it's really sad

If he's like me, he just doesn't dig something about her. I personally lean towards tiny black spinners or thick spanish girls. Thick black women are too ghetto for me.

>I personally lean towards tiny black spinners
Oh my god a man of taste, except change that to tiny white and latina spinner girls... I prefer fit black girls like Kira Noir and Nikki Darling.
>Thick black women are too ghetto for me.
And white too... I don't mean thick like Angela White, but the ones who fall on the older side.

Masi has the strawberry (reverse pear) shape.
No ass!

This is sexual racism
By stating that you wouldn’t date a certain group, you are essentially claiming that their superficial qualities would make it impossible for you to form an emotional connection – which is, let’s face it, prejudice.

However much Brie pays you to do this, it isn't enough. Have you no shame or dignity at all?

>Not wanting Carol/Marcus in this movie
>Not wanting Carol/Marcus in her MCU sequel
>Not wanting Carol to have sex with her own son
It's one of her best known stories, you know they're going to want to adapt it.

>By stating that you wouldn’t date a certain group
I'm sorry, who said anything about dating? I was talking about aesthetics in porn.

Absolutely not, that's definitely NOT one of her best stories, it's only known because it's FUCKING awful, the fuck?

Oh sorry!
By stating that you wouldn’t have sex or feel attracted to a certain group, you are essentially claiming that their superficial qualities would make it impossible for you to form an emotional connection – which is, let’s face it, prejudice.

It's one of the only two stories of hers that matter. That and Rogue taking her powers and putting her out of the comics for a couple decades.

>It's one of the only two stories of hers that matter.
No it isn't, it's the only stupid story you guys ke---
OH HOLD ON A SECOND, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
You guys actually think this director is going to adapt Avengers #200? Are you fucking retarded? I mean, this is a whole other level of idiocy, that I'm surprised it took me this long to figure out. My god.

I hope the porn parody will adapt it!

The porn parody must adapt it thought

>By stating that you wouldn’t have sex or feel attracted to a certain group
What? I'm not saying anything of the sort, I was talking about PORN, FUCKING PORN, why do you keep ignoring that? It's simply aesthetics, I'm not saying I'm not dating anyone based on racial aspects. Porn is visual stimulation, not real life.
Man you guys are stupid, that single story is one of the least important aspects of her that it's only popular in this circle because you hate the character. Everywhere else it's shunned as the shit story it is. Fuck that.

I wonder about it. When I have sex with someone I can’t give off unless I imagine myself having sex with them from a third-person perspective. I think decades of porn has done this.

You don't get to choose who you are or are not attracted to, it's entirely involuntary. You can't control it, and you can't force yourself to be attracted to someone you're not. Trying to equate it to conscious prejudice is retarded.

Let's meme this into reality, anons. Do it for Carol.

I like Sofia Rose as a bbw performer, as well as Karla Lane. That’s about it for me though.

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This was disappointing compared to his Vivid work, but it was still very solid.

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That wig is trash, but that ass is to die for

is Peta retired?

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Why do Captain Marvel when you could do an Endgame parody??

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Because you can't have Endgame without Carol

Nah, they still kicking around, killing animals and calling meat murder. You know, the usual.

I miss her, bros. She was a real life Amazon.

Same, but I'm always happy to see them be able to get out before it completely overtakes their lives. I hope she manages to stay out of the game and doesn't come back, worse than before, like Siri.

Are there any other Amazon-types out there these days. I know Phoenix Marie is still active, and Alura Jenson can pull it off sometimes (though she’s more inflated than tall).

her pelvic region looks backwards.

I love the suit...
But is she a natural redhead?
Because if she isn't then she is not Jean.
Because even Sophie Truner is not Jen if she is not a natural redhead, and she is not

based female redditor

Lacy is a natural redhead, yeah.

Thank Axel Braun!
You ginger lover bastard!

not really. most of the things she's said have been parroted out of context. she's still a coalburning whore tho

This makes my boner stronger

>Axel Braun is the only designer that realized we just want superhero suits that are literally all their previous suits fused together
The only thing this based madman can't do is dissapointing us

keeping going ms larson

And don't skip leg day anymore

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Whoever plays Raven ultimately needs to be able to replicate her voice. Without that, it all falls apart.

Why can't you go to Yea Forums for this?
Here we should discuss how the character suck, not the actress.
If you wanna discuss your actresses go to tv. We made that board just for you

Axel appreciates all types, even TS starlets now.

>Axel appreciates all types, even TS starlets now.
BBW Etta Candy when?

I rarely have to do it myself. Usually someone takes over.

Are there any other Amazon-types out there these days. I know Phoenix Marie is still active, and Alura Jenson can pull it off sometimes (though she’s more inflated than tall).

Ivy Lebelle

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Hot damn. Didn’t think she was that tall, but I know that this is partly perspective, as that actor is super tiny.

Ava Koxxx is a British Amazonian that is honestly the best British milf today.

>>Phoenix Marie is still active
Holy shit, really? Last I saw of her, she looked like she started taking steroids. It's a shame, cuz she was alot hotter back in the day.

She’s around, just more infrequently. Pic somewhat relevant.

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Isn't he pretty much barred from the industry nowadays?

No, but everyone has some weird hate-boner for Brie Larson so odds are pretty good Yea Forums will pretend that it is regardless of its actual quality.

Alison Tyler
Phoenix Marie
Ava Koxxx
Alia Janine
Leigh Darby
Paige Turnah
Carmella Bing
Gianna Michaels
Lauren Phillips
Karissa & Kristina Shannon

Hah, war machine is white. I have no idea why, but that's funny to me.

That's Pepper in her Rescue armor

>Shannon sisters
Goddamn they both got bigger

love her

Of these Amazon performers, only Phoenix, Ava, Lauren and the twins are currently active.

The world needed more sisters in the industry since Whitney & Britney Stevens retired

why does no one post pics they pose in bikinis

Dont forget Marsha May!
inquisitr.com/3819816/porn-star-orgy-teenage-girls-no-jail/

...

>masturbate to solo girls nuttin'
>somehow a cuck

I have no trouble pleasuring chicks. My girlfriend is all over my dick and the only threesome I've had seriously tested the endurance of the two girls I was with (I was so nervous I didn't even finish)

T-there's porn of them?!

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Samantha 38g is better than them.
And Sam38g should be PowerGirl

I just got rickrolled didn't I

you can live with that

Yep. They went pro last year. Check out their Brazzers stuff.

And here I thought her portrayal of Black Widow was the worst thing she ever did

Probably

Yeah it is a shame people have moved away from it.
Wonder why the change.

No child gives a shit about Carol danvers.

They do scenes together too.

Gonna be a long day of research

Building up to that multiverse movie.

daftsex
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Maitland Ward aka Rachel from Boy Meets World is now doing porn. She's definitely an Amazon.

Thank you

Wonder Woman into the pornverse

I would honestly like a Spider-Verse parody. Worth it for Spider-Gwen alone.

>I would honestly like a Spider-Verse parody. Worth it for Spider-Gwen alone.
Which flatchested asian porn actress could play Peni Parker?
I would say either Asa Akira or Mao Hamasaki!

>Which flatchested asian porn actress could play Peni Parker?
Cindy Starfall.

>not using solely your imagination with no visual aids
Pathetic.

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>someone actually gives enough of a fuck about this shitty character to make this image

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Emily Addison

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>Cindy Starfall.
love her!
But Peni should be japanese....

The fact we're having this thread at all (excusing the dumbasses who truly believe all she has is Avengers #200 that is) is because of her. Read the room, cringeposter.

recently found out that that statue was origionally designed by Sejic, just had a few alterations in the pose along the way but he designed the suit

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Good.
Everything that is not Sejic shitty art is good.

>But Peni should be japanese....
Marica Hase?!

Is she retired now? I know she had health issues.

>Sejic drew billycarol fanart
huh

It's clearly an edit, you can notice how disjointed it looks but if you have any doubts, look at the first panel closely.

I dont see fap used in the mainstream porn scene that often for it to be in a parody like this. Probably would have been called Jackin' Marvel or something as retarded as that.

Anytime. This board is more civil when we discuss stuff like this.

Don't look at me, I try to always be civil as long as it ain't about fucked up shit.

>fucked up shit
Like what?

Unsavory porn, for instance. Then the gentleman gloves have to go off.

Well yeah... That's at least one of the advantages of having this discussion in a blue board.

>Lexi got fat

>Stumbled upon a Mia Malkova vid the other month and that bitch straight up started eating cheeseburgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner apparently.

Fuck this gay earth.

I don’t mind Taco Belle, but Mia can’t pull it off that well. Her frame is longer, so weight sits on her more.

Nah Lexi's slim again. She's also doing mostly amateur videos.
This is one of her most recent pictures.

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It's western porn so it'll still be shit.

>Ana Foxx

You answered your own question

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How easy it is to get out from doing porn anyway?

Oh my god yes. She didn’t get implants, right?

Nah, she still has small ones. I would post but alas...
Scroll down a bit and you'll see them: twitter.com/omgitslexi/media

proof where?

Getting out is easy, depending on how much you have saved and/or how much you’ll make in a new job. The difficulty comes from that life following you in the years after, especially if you live in a coastal city. That’s why some starlets end up moving to middle America and starting their families.

She’s still amazing

Do they deliberately make that stupid site so hard to browse?!

I'm guessing you mean the media sensitive filter... Or is it the new design?
Anyway if you're logged in, it doesn't look that bad. But if you use it often, Tweetdeck is what you should be using instead of the main site, which is definitely ass.

Probably the new design. Try to scroll down a bit, then go to click something, it scrolls back or too much forward right under the cursor and so on. The photos even show out of frame etc.

>(excusing the dumbasses who truly believe all she has is Avengers #200 that is)
No, there's also the story where Rogue takes her powers. Those two are all she has.

Retard.

God she looks so bad with that short haircut. It does not suit her face or head shape AT ALL.

There's also her X-men appearances.
Most as part of Rogue's psyche.

>Most as part of Rogue's psyche.
The Brood Saga had nothing to do with Rogue. Fucking idiots who don't read comic books and only watched the cartoon.

>resorting to insults because you know it's truth
Not even mad about it, you can only feel a sort of pity for Carolfags

>wasting words on MCU casuals who *still have a chip on their shoulders about her
Nah I'm good

Best superhero porn parody scenes? How are Primal's parody porn?

I think you missed the word
>Most
>Most
>Most

Lexi's always amazing.

She's so hot it's ridiculous

>twelve year gap in acting career that ended with her doing a Blacked scene

Huh.

She has a wide range as a performer

Blacked actually has a plot, it's just that it's memefied in here and beyond the racist bullshit, nobody actually bothers to watch the start of their clips. It's better produced than these kooky Brazzers stuff.

I actually really like the costume. it's simple, and that's really all you need. Carol's mcu costume or MCU costumes in general have so many insignificant details. Black Widow's costume in IM2 and Avengers 1 was great, AoU was ok, but then you get to the later films where she has belts and pouches that she doesn't even use.

Primal is just okay, but I appreciate their brand and how they stand out from the rest. If you’re going to watch their stuff, I’d recommend anything with either Cherie Deville or Britney Amber. Both of those ladies 100% commit to whatever the story is.

Hmm

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Thanks, user.

I dunno but the JAV porno parody of Ironman had an unironically better version of Ironheart than the actual Ironheart, and also came [heh] before Ironheart was even made.

pics?

It's not actually Ironheart, just some shitty jap actress with an unremarkable suit.

In terms of films, I’d go out of my way to watch both Spider-Man Axel Braun parodies, as well as the Wolverine one.
If you ask me what the best standalone scene is, I’ll give it to Batroc the Leaper and Maria Hill from the Captain American parody. It’s legit amazing as Batroc’s actor does an incredible job portraying the character, which is pulled perfectly from the comics.

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I’m glad Quinton got a lead role.

They can actually call it "Captain Marvel"? Is that legal?

Yes, as long as they put "A Parody" next to it. They're protected.
Also for the guy who mentioned that thing about them being "unable" to use puns as titles, that's bullshit. In truth, titles are now played straight for pure SEO, it's easier to come across these parodies if they come with the name they're parodying. Search engines rule these things nowadays.

choose Yea Forums

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choose

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>Kayden Kross is no Emma Frost
>No buy

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VR Cosplay is trash, but I rather watch any of them than see Jillian Janson as Scarlet Witch ever again. She played the character for them AND DP, and both times were horrible.
My vote goes to Dani Jensen as Jean Grey. Second time as that character, since she also portrayed her pre-implants.

Correction: Dani had the fakes the first time she was Jean

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Shoutout to Allie Haze as Rogue

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Valentina Nappi

I’m not the biggest fan of how the fakes look on her, but she’s still a looker and a talker.

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>Aubrey Kate

And um..who is "she " playing?

No retard. It’s actual Billy doing it.

Not revealed yet, but I’m guessing a Skrull. Which, if so, is great casting.

Fun fact. Prince Yashua once suffered a ("broken dick" yeah that's a real injury) courtesy of Bethany Benz. Look up the story, if you're brave.

I have definitely heard of it, but no, I am not brave to read the details. I just know he looks fine now. It was all covered by their insurance.

Isn't he a little short to be a storm trooper?

She’s just Amazon-height

What does Jeff Bezos have to do with this?

Based user

His tool always looked pretty stubby. I’m somewhat surprised.

>jhenna-cums-in-super-hero-costume/
>is completely naked by the time she cums
LIES

Those X-Men parodies don’t get enough appreciation. Too overshadowed by the Batman and Avengers ones.

Nice

That Hela is shit

Thats why god almighty invented lesbian porn dumbass, only niggers and sub-human see porn with a naked male in it

Here.

Not half bad, all things considered. Better than actual Ironheart anyway, the lead's more likable.

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>only niggers and sub-human see porn with a naked male in it
Talk about extreme insecurity.

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Death take you

She’d be a good MJ in a parody

>VR Cosplay is trash, but I rather watch any of them than see Jillian Janson as Scarlet Witch ever again. She played the character for them AND DP, and both times were horrible.
Cast a better Wanda, with big natural breasts and a slav accent

>That Evangelion video they did
>Asuka is black

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It's just like telling them to smile when there's nothing to smile about.

In order for it to be cuckoldry you need to be first in a relationship. you asshat

She has breast cancer

I liked Sarah banks as much as the next guy, but seriously, of all the fuckin people for the role...

As an evafag, this broke my heart

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They're REALLY hit or miss but goddamn the Scooby Doo video and the first Overwatch video were great

It broke my heart too

How could you fuck up that bad?

Also I wish cosplay/parody porn was more common

What's the best porn parody?

His Tron Parody was good

Oh hey, Brunhilde!

Kinda looks like the mom from The Thundermans

It's already better than the mainstream movie!

>WHITE! BRUNHILDE
Thank you porn! You saved my life again!

>What's the best porn parody?
Justice League XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

>we've looped back around to 'cuck' is being spammed again
How original

I thought that was some weird mock-up of Jennifer Lawrence as Carol.

It will likely be more entertaining.
Any bad acting will be excusable.

>we never got empire strikes back because he wanted it to be free so he thought a kickstarter would work

Like you would not fuck Riri if you had a chance.

MCU Valkyrie isn't Brunhilde.

I don't fuck petty thieves. They'll unironically less trustworthy than whores and murderers.

She didn't steal anything, though?

>Not capitain Navel

intellectual property

Tough choice. I’m leaning towards Superman vs. Spider-Man, but I also have a fondness for the first Avengers film by Axel Braun.

>MCU Valkyrie isn't Brunhilde.
Taika said it is but didn't want to tell the name for not triggering white fans

I’ve never heard her sing before. Most starlets who sing are terrible at it, with the only exception I can think of being Tessa Lane.

>Brun means brown in the modern Scandinavian languages
I know it's unconnected, but it still sort of makes me laugh.

Didn’t know about that. Got a link to the news or kickstarter page?

It was an Indiegogo that failed: indiegogo.com/projects/the-empire-strikes-back-xxx-an-axel-braun-parody--6#/

Hahaha

Why would a big name director/company need a funding campaign? What are they, Archie?

I think it was to release it for free instead of selling it. Still gotta pay for shit and talent. Also probably wanted a bit of pocket money.

He knew a lot of people watch his films illegally no matter how much they make so he decided to offer a compromise, give me 5 bucks and then everyone else gets it for free turns out guys who watch it illegally won’t even pay that much that’s why he never tried it again.

>Big name director
>Axel Braun
Also you overestimate how little money people make from actual porn movies, specially parodies. All the revenue comes from streaming.

Underestimate*

This thread is closing in on 500, which would make it the second thread on this film in two weeks to do so.

Dutch Kitty Pryde

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>choose
I choose literally any cosplayer
What fucking garbage this is

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And once again I suggest not to make it about Captain Marvel but general castings because it attracts the worst kinda idiots otherwise. You're free to ignore me again but at least consider it.

I’m not the OP of this one. I was the OP of the first one, and when I tried to make a second the jannys deleted it. So I guess you just have to catch them on an off day.

Fair enough, I'm always surprised it lasted this long not once but twice, for four days.

ikr

Thank you for this.

>I know it's unconnected, but it still sort of makes me laugh.
And Valkyries had brown wings

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Finally the real Valkyrie!

Its not Valkyrie, its Thor Gender Swap™

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meant for

At least it's better than the one from the mainstream movie.
She is a blonde goddess at least

True

Dolly Little has to be BatGirl or we riot!

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Carrie Kelley maybe

Haven’t seen her in a while. Is she already gone?

>Dolly Little as Carrie Kelley
Shut up and take my money!

Makes sense, is there some other recent or upcoming parody that the thread can be about instead?

She was active on her site and in other porn agencies.
But I don't recal which

>real men fap to a still image
What am I? I fucking cave man? A real man doesn't need to fap to still images or porn. A real man would have a woman ready and willing to please his cock when needed. You stupid fuck.

The Batman v Superman parody had a costume accurate Maxima, for fuck’s sake. These movies are amazing.

Strong pedobait vibes from her chosen name.

The storytelling in that scene is amazing. You can tell the director is a fan.
Maxima wants to mate with Superman, so what does he do? Bricks in her mouth before they ever get to sex. Then she gets pissed and throws him out.

And she knows it! Just look at her loliness!

user, where the fucking fuck is the fucking link?

Oh I am well aware. The braided hair is something only a few pull off well, Kira Roller did too (though she doesn't have as many scenes and looks a bit older).

But what really makes her hot is her innocent look!

Agreed. Shame I can't post pictures goddamn it... But that's ok at least you get it.

They had Lily Cade as her in one parody.

Oh right! No pictures.
But we knows how innocent and pure she looks!
That's why she has to be Carrie Kelley or Batgirl!
(even in the mainstream movie)

I thought she quit I am still trying to find her Girl Scout photo shoot full

user where is my link?

rexporn.com/watch/7240

>rexporn.com/watch/7240
"snif"
This is beautiful! I dig the casting choices and the beutiful comic correct suits!
Bless Axel Braun!

I’m glad we can all enjoy this. As we approach 500, thank Yea Forums for the best adult film discussion on the planet.

Can anyone post Monica I can’t seem to post

That's fantastic

first post to make me lose it., god damn that's hot.

500 - see you at the next one Bros.

Thw costumes and thw actors are great! I love we can appreciate their talent and their wish to bring life to comics in porn!
And...I am the 500!

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Did Monica really where a costume like thay

...

are there any good professional porn that has harley quinn in her suicide squad outfit?

Piper Perri did a Tiny4K scene in the Harley Quinn outfit, with Danny Mountain.

Riley Reid has one but she isn't blonde

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So hot, but shame about the lack of blonde hair.

I love Riley Reid but she kinda fucks like she's insane and I don't dig that.

she should have been wearing a wig

then she was perfect to fuck as harley quinn

I think parody laws changed

Not a fan of wigs, unless it's on one of these bald girls like Leigh Raven (because it's interchangeable).
>then she was perfect to fuck as harley quinn
Crazy as in possessed. But I guess it works in this particular case.

Page 9.
I'll see you all on the other side.

>Piper Perri
just saw this, while she is cute, her outfit wasnt that good and she lacked makeup.

good performance, but not blonde sorta hurts. im looking for a good budget suicide squad porn movie with a good cast.

They had the actual Suicide Squad parody with Kleio Valentien as Harley.

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She never wore the oiutfit in a sex scene though. Only one in her prison garb and one with the Arkham gear again.

Holy shit, who is the girl playing frost in that porn parody?

In the Suicide Squad one? Anabelle Peaks.

It’s because he made the movie before suicide Harley was a huge thing