Why doesn't he go on a diet?
Why doesn't he go on a diet?
Connor Perez
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Grayson Fisher
HEY HEY HEY
ESTE THREAD ES MUY GAY
Chase Scott
rhyming a hey hey hey with gay should be punishable by beating, c'mon there's so much room for potential and you go for the easiest one
Jason Green
Hola, onions Bill Cosby y ahora te voy a tocar la jalea
James Ward
because he's fat, dummy.
Ryder Phillips
I just remembered that comic where Johnny Bravo made him loose weight.
Liam Reed
HEY HEY HEY
I ENDED UP IN JAIL
William Lopez
HEY HEY HEY
Diets are gay!
Nathan Evans
Put him on keto
Sebastian Gonzalez
because albert is already on a healthy diet and exercises daily, it's a 600lb tumor and insurance wont cover the surgery.
Asher Lee
>young black kid who has to hang out in a garbage dump all day
His life expectancy's already only about fifty, I can definitely see myself kind of giving up at that point.
There's something kind of sad about Fat Albert, being so wise beyond his years and still stuck in a shitty situation without much hope of ever getting out of the inner city. Just a kid who has to help other peopke with their bullshit problems day in, day out.
Caleb Smith
He should have took his own advice in the prison episode.
Asher Kelly
Hey hey hey
I'm the master of the keyblade
Carter Reed
fat albert was a saint and i hope when he finally dies from heart disease that they build a memorial for him
Nathan Rivera
I'll lose weight when i feel like it Bitch!
Liam Rivera
Because most people that go on a diet end up gaining back all the weight they lost.
Jason Ramirez
Because if he did he wouldn't be fat Albert
Nolan Morris
>where there was once an empty lot full of trash is now a park with a modest yet bustling community center
>in front of the center is statue some passerby confuse for a laughing Buddha in anachronistically modern clothes
>those who've lived here for years though, know it was the man who cleaned this park up, laid the sod, and built the center
>a man who gave of himself until one night he fell asleep and never got back up
>he was only 47 and clocked in at around 530 pounds.
>but he left a hole so much bigger than that
Lincoln Richardson
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Michael James
Charles Cook
Because he just don't give a fuck!
Robert Jenkins
It was the 1970s and people were thinner for many reasons: higher quality food, more exercise and time spent outside, less toxins in the environment.
The fat fuck didn't have an excuse to be the way he was.
Jayden Gray
Who the fuck would watch "Skinny Albert"?
Jack Myers
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Kevin Wilson
Wasn't he offered drugs once every five fucking episodes?
It's just lucky he's only fat Albert and not smack Albert.
Leo Sullivan
Being fat is bound up in his sense of identity.
The sad thing is he's not even eating for pleasure or out of compulsion. He's eating because, without the fat, he's just plain, old "Albert".
Carson Nelson
"You know something, Rudy? You're like school in summertime!"
Easton Rodriguez
hey hey hey
ur gay
Jace Foster
School in the summertime?
David Cooper
>The city council later decided to have the statue remove after several rape allegations and sexual misconduct with minor came to light.
William Brown
it's not debilitating for him. he's pretty athletic for a big guy
Anthony Turner
YEAH SCHOOL IN SUMMER TIME BITCH
Lincoln Thompson
Why was he white in Animaniacs?
Mason Phillips
Hey hey hey
Pinche wey
Isaac Reyes
Because "thin albert" sounds fucking stupid
Camden Morgan
YA OLEDME EL DEDO
Aiden Allen
To not look racist
Hudson Thompson
Is that a bite mark in the cross guard?
Owen Hughes
Dumb Donalds, you're a nobody