Carol...There was literally nothing wrong with those options

None of them were Spider-Woman

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>Five Guys: the Marvel edition
hmmm

One of those guys is basically her brother.

Bullshit, that's not the reason or it'd have been stated.
Every example has the reason for rejection right there;

>Scam
>Unfashionable
>Weird
>Black
>Unfashionable

Because, you know, if you're a normal guy then you're not dateable, especially if you like ugh.. oh god i'm gonna throw up.. rock music... blurk.

No, you need to be listening to fine upstanding people like lil poop and tekashikiddiefiddle, get with the times grandpa!

>Black
Okay, no? She's currently dating Rhodey. She doesn't want to date her coworker is all.

Not everything has to be stated you know. Some pick it up by context clues.

Yes, otherwise called Headcanon

>These are ridiculous

Explain this statement.

How is Tony her coworker but Rhodey isn't?

Rhodey isn't an Avenger, while Tony and T'challa are. Rhodey just hangs around his company.

Tony is not only a fellow Avenger but was also her AA sponsor for the longest time and while they flirted when they initially met it quickly turned into a supportive sibling like relationship. Tony was the reason she even got help.

>Unfashionable
Nothing wrong with the things said in that info. And Steve is not really closed minded or unwilling to like/learn new things
>Weird
Norse lore is reaaally that weird?. Is common knowledge even in the MU
>Black
See >Unfashionable
Nothing wrong with liking classic rock either. And Peter is actually a decent guy overall. He's not unwilling to learn new things either

At no point does she reject any of them, except Stark (is that a Thompson comics?)
What she rejects is the idea of using a dating app.

>except Stark (is that a Thompson comics?)
No, this is Stohl, tough surprisingly it was her who gave him some great characterization in Carol's book and portrayed him as somebody who looks after her consistently.
Furthermore the scam is basically the idea that any of these guys would actually be on that app at all, available to the common public. This is like Adult Friend Finder which I'm sure some of you may remember, full of fake pictures to lure others into registering and finding the awful truth that nobody wanted them.

They didn't give a reason for tchalla, she just thinks it's weird seeing those guys on a dating app.

>No, this is Stohl, tough surprisingly it was her who gave him some great characterization in Carol's book and portrayed him as somebody who looks after her consistently.
It's not that surprising. Stohl's open about liking both Tony and Carol so of course she's going to portray their friendship in a positive and continuity consistent way. Unlike Thompson, Aaron, and Bendis.

Those are her reasons you fucking retard, not mine. Have you actually read the page or are you in auto-defend mode?

They messed up and had it look for men instead of women
And Carol's biggest crush is the one who did it
Poor Carol

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She never says any of those things though. "Black", really faggot?
Dude for the nth time, she's not fucking lesbian.

that's what makes it funnier is that Carol wants her, but she's not into girls

Wait, that's Carol?
I thought it was a dude.

>taking jokes this seriously
Never change Yea Forums.

of course not, she's bi

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and totally out of character

Why is it out of character not wanting to date her co-workers and calling out a scam?

she didn't call out a scam.
It can't be claimed that those comments are her intention and also AREN'T her intention. She either called out a scam and individually declined each of the others or she didn't comment directly on any of them.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Carol Danvers, using a dating app? But that might imply she's undesirable and can't land a man.

She didn't comment on any of them, these words are not on the page, what the hell.

>goofball pose
>”classic rock”
I hate what the MCU has done to Quill

They were all too old.

Carol isn't some spring chicken herself.
Although she's not as old as Natasha Romanov (who's canonically at least in her 60's) and Sue Richards who should be in her late 30's. Also Wanda is old too but she was kept in stasis.

Look at her.
Secondly the editors at marvel soft retconned her gay and sort of made her spiderwoman's babby daddy(jesus christ nothing about spiderwoman is good now).
In the she's actually the father of it.
and judging by the fact that the creepy as fuck bullshit transexual/alien hermaphrodite rape baby is still a thing....
They're going to go full she's a proud lesbian who's been in the closet and she's the father of spiderwoman's baby.

How much had Steve aged until now? H e always looks like late 20s or early 30s

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The fuck even is this, its not funny nor entertaining, it just makes my head and eyes hurt.

Carol is post wall cunt though, at this point its either lower her standards or live forever as a single cat lady.

You really are stupid, she hasn't had short hair since early 2018.
>and judging by the fact that the creepy as fuck bullshit transexual/alien hermaphrodite rape baby is still a thing
It's only "a thing" since that's all you know about her.
What part of "she's dating Rhodey since 2015" you still can't understand?