New Thor poster

Do you really want him to be ruined on screen and used for cheap laughs, user?

Since they're letting her be the lead is Natalie Portman actually gonna try this time or she just gonna stand around with a stuck up cunty look on her face and ruin the movie like she usually does?

Likely better than what the official one will be sadly

Burgers and jews should be legally banned from appropriating foreign folklore in any shape or form

I doubt it. I like her, but she never tried here

Depends, the one for Thor Ragnarok was pretty good, as long as they don't go the FLOATING HEADS route it should be alright.

Dennings should have been Jane

It makes perfect sense that bringing back Foster as female Thor would get a huge SDCC progressive female pop on paper but I seriously doubt anybody cares because Portman is just such an unlikable bitch. They really should have skipped Foster and brought in a new female character.

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Thanks for the good example

You all are gullible

>female Thor
>Thor, literal incarnation of, among other things, manhood and manliness
>female Thor
Comic writers are like such disgusting creatures, it's almost as if they actively search for things that are old and original just to subvert them and turn them upside down

>Thor, literal incarnation of, among other things, manhood and manliness

source

Bearded Thor looks so epic

>Thor, literal incarnation of, among other things, manhood and manliness
Since fucking when?

this is it

In Norse mythology, Thor is associated with strength and male fertility. It takes less than a minute to find this out.

Nah.

I’ll pass.

>they actively search for things that are old and original just to subvert them and turn them upside down
What's wrong with that?

>In Norse mythology

Where is this in Norse mythology?

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>In Germanic mythology, Thor (/θɔːr/; from Old Norse: Þórr, runic ᚦᚢᚱ þur) is a hammer-wielding god associated with thunder, lightning, storms, oak trees, strength, the protection of mankind and also hallowing and fertility.
Since when is "strength" a male trait? Since when he's associated with MALE fertility? You made that up to fit your argument, because neither of these are manhood and manliness as you said earlier.

I think that's the point. Remember Ragnarok treating everything as a joke was 'refreshing', now they're upfront with it.

Where was female Thor in Kirby's work then?

>Oak trees
>Strength
>Hallowing
>Fertility

The Oak tree is a masculine fertility symbol.

I thought we were talking about Norse mythology? Why are you moving the goal posts instead of answering basic questions?

As been pointed out constantly, Marvel Thor is not Mythology Thor.

She was fine in Thor 1 but deliberately bombed her Thor 2 performance because they fucked her over behind the scenes

It'll be the actually trying version this time because everyone likes working for Waititi

How are all of you so desperately retarded

did you mean
>why does Hemsworth look like Jason Momoa

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Dennings will be in Wandavision

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak
I don't know why I'm indulging your bullshit, but nowhere in the "Cultural significance" part of this article says anything about "masculine fertility symbol", or fertility at all whatsoever. Stop bullshitting.

Wrong, that is THORDIS

This isn't entirely true. He embodies masculine traits, but not necessarily male traits.
Anyone who wanted strength or courage would pray to Thor, be they male or female.
The male fertility god(as in big dick, spreading of ones seed, stuff like that) was Frey, who was also god of agriculture.

>Since when is "strength" a male trait?
Since always, mate
>Since when he's associated with MALE fertility?
Freyja is also associated with fertility. Does it not make sense that that the god would be associated with male fertility and the goddess associated with female fertility.
Also

>Freyja is also associated with fertility. Does it not make sense that that the god would be associated with male fertility and the goddess associated with female fertility.
See Freya's brother Frey is the male fertility god, not Thor.

Stop quoting the tree thing, it's unsourced and bullshit .
And no, "strength" isn't a male trait.

Can you explain exactly when accuracy to Norse mythology has ever been part of Thor comics? Please respond instead of just ignoring this post.

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I mean, did Loki in the comics ever turned into Sleipnir and got pregnant? No, right?
Show me in the Eddas where Thor fought Exitar The Exterminator. Go on, I'll wait.

Remember that time in actual Norse Mythology where Thor lost his "Hammer" and had to disguise himself like a woman and pretend to get married to get it back?

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It's fanmade

END YOURSELF

Remember the myth where any mortal could gain Thor's powers if they could pick up his hammer?

I remember when he punched holes in mountains and drank enough of the ocean to make it recede. Sounds pretty manly.

>oak tree
>literal phallic symbol

>She was fine in Thor 1
Imagine thinking this.

why is rob zombie there?

Who cares

I don't know, I hear drinking the ocean can be pretty toxic

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So you really have no argument then? Are you going by that? At no point oak trees are considered male fertility symbols, stop going by your shitty assumptions.

>since when is strength a male trait
doin a big thonk here chief

Remember that time loki was impregnated by a giant's horse?
Mythology is weird like that sometimes

Well this thread got derailed with nonsense pretty quick.

But why are people still whining about Female Thor. The film is clearly a duo thing. Thor has Stormbreaker. She maybe has a rebuilt Mjölnir. Or something else.

>At no point oak trees are considered male fertility symbols
>tons of ancient male fertile art was just long stones stood straight up to represent the phallus
You dumb boy.

I'd watch Thor Dennings for sure

I posted a source above that in no way stated anything about male fertility whatsoever associated with oak trees, yet you insist on this bullshit? I'm done with you. You're annoying.

Cool. I like stories where the token love interest actually gains an action role.

>long tall thick hard standing objects
>not a phallic symbol
You. Dumb. Boy.

>people still whining about Female Thor
To be fair that's exactly what the movie is aiming for. I'm sure the movie will have tons of jokes aimed at male character who don't like the idea of female Thor.

History is repeating itself. Like the comics, Feige is fishing for a new audience at the expense of the old one. So he'll do whatever it takes to make sure the new audience is on board, and "journalists" will play their part just like they did before.

but I don't get it
wasnt Mjolnir destroyed?

>fishing for a new audience

You realize normal, everyday people don't give a shit about your agenda, right? Uncle Joe and his 12 kids aren't gonna feel 'aliened' but there's a new female superhero on the screen.

>They kept Viking Thor

Yes!

>Feige is fishing for a new audience at the expense of the old one.
There's no "new audience", this is the exact same audience that enjoyed Thor Ragnarok, they have zero to lose here. Ragnarok was already radically different from the previous two and had Thor dragged through the mud while Valkyrie, his deranged brother and Hulk could shine for most of it, and in the end he didn't even get his hammer back.
It was, but if you remember, the pieces were probably scattered in Norway, waiting to be rebuilt. Perhaps this is what starts it all, the hammer magically is put together again or Jane and Selvig find it and rebuild it somehow.

>Adaptation of Lady THOT
>Not adapting the classic Thordis tale with an amazonia blondie
>Not adapting Earth X for FemThor fighting Eternals
Marvel are hacks.

Kat Dennings and Hayley Atwell should have been the Valkyries Thor and Cap bang in their buddy cop movie.

>photoshopped fan art
>HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS OFFICIAL POSTER

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At least it's not BossLogic.

As much as BossLogic makes me cringe at least he’s stepped up from like 10 years ago where he was only doing black and white with neon colors for EVERYTHINGS

>both of them slip on the same banana peel and groan
>audience laughs
>Waititi's character winks at the camera

>There's no "new audience"
Not yet. Phase 4 hasn't started

That's fan made. But I'm sure you already knew that...

This is a fanmade poster you dumb fucks. You will believe anything without source.

Yeah, especially with that fat belly. Best version of Thor, btw I clapped and almost shit my pants from laughing when he was screaming like a little bitch in Ragnarok!

fucking trash

he'll probably be a tranny version of Jar Jar Binks

It’s not real you weak troll

>Since when is "strength" a male trait?
Spotted the zoomer

Aquaman has made a billion, thor hasn't.

>Since when is "strength" a male trait?
Lmao. Are you for real? Strength has always been male trait.

Why is it they can be perfectly accurate with her costume but not Thor's?

>A talking raccoon in my superhero movie is fine, but Natalie Portman as Thor???PFFFF!!!!

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it’s fan made you dumb shit

all capeshit is retarded, dilate

More like Portman viewed the first one as just another paycheck and actively despised the 2nd one because her preferred choice of director was let go. Also you know how people complain that Gal Gadot is a stick and too skinny to play Wonder Woman? Portman is 20lbs lighter than Gadot.

I'd be just as upset if the started using an otter as rocket raccoon.

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The Thor franchise didn't get good until they wrote Jane out of it, so naturally the smart thing to do was make her the protagonist and accuse anyone that disagrees of misogyny.

Portman doesn't look the warrior type at all. I can't take her seriously with that bony body of hers. It's not like in the comics, where you can just draw her as buff as you want.

At least the talking raccoon could act.

Hoes mad

Only reason I don’t believe that this is an official poster is that it actually looks good. Though why are we getting whor before beta ray bill? Beta ray bill has the best story and it’s something you can link to guardians

>A talking raccoon in my superhero movie is fine, but Natalie Portman as Thor???PFFFF!!!!
Well, yes.

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Kate dennings should be the hulked out version of she hulk

He'll appear in post-credits, leading to Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

When did I said they were? You're right, it was trash since day one.
>Since when is "strength" a male trait?
Lmao. I hope this is bait.

I dunno, depends if they can find a good toy to photoshop

Rocket Raccoon had an actual character with an arc and memorable acting

it's very obviously shopped

fuck you snownigger

Whites have no culture and it's your own damn fault.

Please, god, just get her to buff up. That’s all I want.

>Do you really want him to be on the big screen and used for cheap laughs, user?

Yes?

Who cares this much? BRB isn't a super serious character, and anyway they were initially planning on having him as one of the gladiators in Ragnarok but decided against it because they felt he deserved more than a cameo, so they left it at the huge statue in Sakaar. But I'm sure they already have the models for him as well as Bi-Beast and Man-Thing.

>gods are real

*laughs in fedora*

>bill with titties
user no

She was a single spaghetti in a bowl of spaghetti.
You wouldn't notice that it wasn't there. But it isn't a problem that it is there.

You haven't read the Prose Edda have you?

That doesn't look like a Kirby drawing

Not really into Jane as Thor (not even a sexism thing since I genuinely enjoyed MCU Valkryie) but still not fully convinced. As long as Kat Dennings' character is back, I'm on board.

That poster is metal as fuck btw.

I like the little etchings in her helmet. Adds a lot of flair to it.

who ever made this did a good job, it looks like the cover of a VHS tape id find at a video store 30 years ago

it's not a photo, looks like a digital painting using her as a reference

i can't tell, has Thor started losing weight?

It's too late to try to play up Rune King Thor angle with her playing as She-Thor.

The dumpsterfire that was the comic con panel basically sank the idea LONG before they were able to get people used to the idea.
Fucks sake, she could get the powers of sif.

This.
There's a reason why they brought darcy back but gave her a male sidekick.
It's beause Darcy had better chemistry with Thor.
Keep the Darcy personality and dump Jane's entire thing commpletely.
Just have her be Svernegs(sp?)intern and an aspiring whatever.
Have a HEAVY hint that they had sex and have Darcy limp around a bit and be unable to sit down the next day.

She'd have been the most refreshing and fun heroine in the MCU.

1.No one likes the progressive female bullshit. Espescially women. Espescially if it's a woman they don't like and it takes time away from violent agressive shirtless man and seething angry wounded man.

2.Yes portman isn't really likeable as Foster. But she does have that permanent jailbait highschool girl who wants to know what that big lump in my pants is while licking her lips thing going for her. And she's a jew so...you know

3.Just kill valkyrie and give it to a hot STRAIGHT asian or biracial chick.

Dear Jesus Christ I would kill all of you to deep dick her inside out.
No,
Just the tip.
I'd genocide the human race save for her just to stretch her snatch around the tip.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZccuSnxL81E

Good thing Kirby isn't the definitive Thor writer. That would be Walt Simonson.

Well, having your shoulders be linger than the width of your head is pretty disproportionate.

>As long as Kat Dennings' character is back, I'm on board.
She is in Wandavision instead.

...Se vistieron de novia y criada...

>Marvel comic book character from the 60s
>foreign folklore

are you complaining about the original comics as well? or just this film? because if burgers and jews should be banned from appropriating foreign folklore like you said then surely that includes the original comics as well

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Is Portman gonna have a Thor bod though?

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She doesn’t have shoulders that wide

Because Portman is too short and skinny.