This is Natasha Romanov. She's asked you to dance, what do?

This is Natasha Romanov. She's asked you to dance, what do?

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Fresh out

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>spy
>wearing a wig
Yeah, she's on the job. I'm not falling for that shit.

Tell her no and ask if she can introduce me to the Scarlet Witch

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would you tango with them both?

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I accept knowing this may be my final dance.

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Ask if she can slow dance.

Dark-haired Natasha is the one that fucked Tony, betrayed the Avengers, then had her sex tape released. Nice try, but I'm not dancing with a backstabbing whore.

you don't want to be famous and have your sex tape played on every channel around the world?

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I don't know how to dance, so I'll have to pass on this one.

Uh, that gross titty bimbo doesn't look anything like Scarlett Johansson, sweetie.

No, because I'm not a massive piece of shit like Tony.

user...you are shitposting on Yea Forums

I'm a fucking loser with no social life, but at least I'm not a piece of shit.

I'd accept and hope that she kills me

If Natasha was a super spy she should know I'm terrified of women and would never trust them, especially if they feign interest in me. Her best bet would be looking as plain as possible in baggy clothes while avoiding the slightest hint of being interested in me but sharing my interest to a believable extent. Then slowly crawling into my heart in a span of a decade - preferably not in person.

Or you know she could just beat me up and cut off my fingers until I do what she wants me to. Would definitely give up before she even starts.

This. Well...that was before I became a wizard. She has nothing to offer me, just another lame mortal...

"I don't know how to..can you teach me?"

Baggy clothes, fashion, cynical about fiction franchises in general. Top 3 things Id fall for and fail at courting

No, just Wanda.

For me, it's Elektra.

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I accept and show her my best dance moves.
So I twitch around like an eel with a seizure and attract to much attention for her plan, whatever it is.

>F-Fuck off N-Nat, (you) t-thot!

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source comic ?????? good artist

Wonder why would she ask a 30 year old ugly fat balding loser factory worker like me for a dance?

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She saw your inner beauty.

I dont have any inner beauty. I am shitty person.

she's probably trying to take advantage of me some reason

You sound pretty mad. Did Tony fuck the girl you liked?

I'm always ready for some horizontal dance ;)

>prone bone
Tony confirmed for Patrician, Based & Redpilled.

Web of Black Widow

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Sorry, but that's a no from me.
I've never been into dancing personally, I'm content to simply enjoy the music and watch the dancers.
If you'll excuse me I'd like to get back to that.

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