Welcome to Diamond-Chan everyone’s favorite anonymous imageboard for humans and gems alike

Hey guys what's it like to fuck a fusion ?

Does it get awkward or is it actually fun ?

What happened to me

I used to only view Pearls as tools to subjugate and toss away... Now I want them to... please me...

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whatever happened to that top tier jasper that got space aids

East side of Little Homeworld, just left of the limb enhancer shop. Look for the sign with the big black onyx on it. Crystal Gems don’t monitor weapons as much as Homeworld so there’s a huge underground black market for dangerous gem tech. The onyx shop is one of the entrances. I heard they even managed to get some of that biotoxon from that giant pink injector in stock. Best of luck, for your “friend.”

>i used to only view Pearls as tools to subjugate and toss away
Commit shatter

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That freak? Last I heard she was on earth with bunch of human freaks

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Does anyone have experience shapeshifting human genitals? I keep trying but my human keeps saying it looks wrong. Any tips?

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>any tips
>tips

You suppose to have just 1...don’t make it bigger than their fist, should be smaller.

My OC is an onyx that's sort of steven universe but his mom wasn't a bitch. Just a slutty gem thot who was curious about human dick and gets knocked up by some random black guy who just so happens to have a large dick.
The kid that's born isn't a reincarnated thot onyx. He's just a kid with an onyx gem in his chest.

Some stuff happens and he's basically the conan/godking of a race of pearls he's taught to be his harem of slave girls and soldiers.

Is it wrong to use a rejuvenator on your ex? Asking for a friend

INKERCHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

ROCKFAGS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

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they stopped production on those party favors for a reason

if a human-gem hybrid got infected by the flood, what would happen?

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How about you let your retard take over your ship again kay?

Oh please your empire has been on the decline for years and now that the gem empire decided to effectively capitulate we'll be left to clean up the mess (and grab a few new systems as well)

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Rick pls. Stop selling our tech to Irken.

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Guys we need help! I fused with a Peridot, Ruby fused with me, I mean we fused and we don't know how to come apart! My superior's going to kill us if I don't figure out how to stop it!

>superior
lamo dude its era 3 just tell that bitch to fuck off and punch her or something

Unlike you dumb earth clods I still have some jobs in the galaxy! Who else works on all the gem tech we still have around! Like this Laptop device! Or defends other gems from dangers!

user, they are literally there for your pleasure, it's fine

dude who gives a shit just get a gun lmao. its better than any pussy destabilizer anyways.

Cut the Gems, Race war now.

Phew

Just pray they don't infect Steven specifically because that will be... really fucky. It would turn every reach of space into organic matter in weeks.

>Infected Pink Diamond using Steven's now assimilated biomass
>Endlessly spreads organic life throughout the galaxy, essentially as the Flood usually would
>However the gem 'heals' all that it infects
>This creates an entire race of healthy Precursors again, except they are doomed to infinitely expand.
>They become the only species in the universe, just as they once were, and they quickly run out of space

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either that or steven becomes a hulking mass of flood that cant die. either or is pretty fucking bad.
wait, what would the gravemind by like?

*be

>ruby
>thinking it's worth anything
Keep coping. You're still as worthless as you always were.

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in this crappy Era-3 existence, of course. if you're not up for giving up your form for yet another gem-organic abomination then get to your roaming eye and fly straight towards a star

Is it wrong to want Blue to be your mommy?

now you got me thinking about what the covenant would do with the gems

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You sound like a human. Do you happen to be Greg by any chance?

blue IS my mommy, user. i guess you were just made for an inferior court idk

Wait how the fuck can the Flood infect living space rocks? If anything Gems would body most of the Flood up until the flood gets to earth or any other planet with organic life.

I want to nut in this gem

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This is how life is made cruel for immortal beings. By creating a gem this perfect and making me of no use to her :/

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They can infect Steven's human half and seize the gem's control as well since it's tied to his brain.

I had my Pearl read Transmetropolitan because that's how I show I care. Unfortunately, she's now swearing like a sailor, smoking, and starting to act more like a sexy sticc version of Spider. I don't want to slap her with a rejuvinator(it took weeks to get her to prep breakfast the way I like it, to speak nothing of shapeshifting sexual organs) so what do you guys recommend to take the edge off a bit?

Well we were talking about infecting a hybrid, so there is organic mass to infect. As for them taking on the gems directly, they won't. At least not until they've built enough forces to destroy them outright. That's how they got the forerunners, they would just infect small world after small world until they worked their way up and got so powerful that by the time the forerunners took notice it was too late. anything they either couldnt infect or couldn't take on they ignored and worked their way up until they had enough forces to bum rush anyone in in their way.

I've finally hacked my way onto your Internet. I'm a human from Earth and I have to know, why the FUCK do we look like you guys?

Like when all we knew about you were those Crystal Gem people we thought they were just shapeshifting to LOOK human, but that's what you guys actually look like normally apparently?

I'm not gonna be the arrogant primitive and assume you look like me, clearly your civilization has existed long, long before my ANCESTORS ever evolved to walk on land, so why the fuck do we look so much like you gems?

Two eyes, nose, teeth, tongue, basic body-shape, ten fingers, ten toes. Even your leaders, those Diamonds, have these features.

Did Pink Diamond do something to us? Clearly your other Diamonds don't really give a fuck that we exist, so what the fuck is the reason?

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>not the Gar-Net

You blew it.

there's one now; right here

>tfw no lapis gf

You know I was visiting that Earth place and some Spinel with an injector just showed up and almost killed all the organic life there. It would have been so beautiful had that Steven thing not stop it.

Perhaps earth creatures are the result of gem colonization. Local life taking on gem forms, as we clearly are the superior beings compared to the rest of the life forms on earth. I mean, just look at you guys! Humans are leagues smarter and more productive than even your closest relative species! Perhaps some "ape" drank the juice inside an injector, and evolved into humans.

Friendly reminder that the extinction of all gem kind is at hand thanks to the collapse of their society.

LONG LIVE THE REPTILICON EMPIRE HIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

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Oh dont be ridiculous it is not possible for organics to mimic us.

Been doing tons of, uh, research on human males in internet videos and they normally have tons of injector fluid
This Steven is soon a major threat based on what I've seen in the archives, joke about whackering while you can

Gemkind assumed its form based on what would be most advantageous for achieving its purposes. We are tools made for a purpose. Organic evolution is just a longer, less efficient method towards achieving a similar end.

One of the many reasons your kind is so inferior.

Well if it's not possible, then why did it happen! Earth females look JUST LIKE US! They even took our designs and screwed with them to make the barbaric human male! They look like even bulkier rubies! Height and everything!

Rejuvenator is a scam, wasted time blew my money and she remembered everything from learning how to tie a shoe

You scaly fucking bastard as much as I hate to admit it, you’re right. This isn’t my Homeworld anymore, we’re nothing but a bunch of hippie, fusion loving degenerates, a once proud race has been reduced to self destructive hedonists, all thanks to the Steven.

Asking for a final request from you cold-blooded freaks is futile but please promise me this, after you are done with the Gem genocide, go after the planet Earth and make the Steven suffer for destroying my race and my home.

I bought a dozen xenomorph eggs and I don’t know what to do with them. Please help me anons, I’m just a little era 2 ruby, I don’t wanna go to jail. What do I do?

if its looking for a rejuvenator that wont come cheap tho

AMETHYSTS = NIGGERS

What the fuck is money?

It's a human word

It's a stupid thing humans thought up. I only read a bit on it, but apparently it represents gold, which humans use to trade shit for. I don't know why they don't just get the things they need from their higher ups, but it's how they do things.

The thing I don't get is why do they use gold? It's just another metal! Heck, it's just metal! What do they use it for! From what I read they use a bit of it for technology, but the rest of it they just hoard and feel smug about it!

I thought you guys were too retarded to use keyboards.

Hey guys, is there any way to know if i've been rejuvenated?

Do you remember emerging from your injection hole, or did you just pop up in front of someone? If it's the latter, I'm so sorry.

Well, shit

Was it a gem or a human? If it's a human, you probably got jumped by some perverted human who intends to use you for sexual reasons. Don't worry, I know a Sapphire that deals with situations like these.

How can a human have access to- oh, wait! That's right! We're in Era FUCKING 3 now!
Stay safe, user. I hope something hasn't happened to you yet.

Fact: There are no human males on this site! If you say you are one, you're just a faking attention whore who's probably just some fusion junky that likes to ERP fusing with a human!

I was alone actually. Just me and rejuvenator nearby

Humans use gold as an aphrodisiac that enhances their kindergarten qualities.

lads i found the organic with yellow tendril-like things on his head

Why the fuck are all of these metamorphic motherfuckers taking all the jobs in this shitty little town?! There's like 10 fucking places to work and suddenly we have a population of hundreds! They don't even need to eat why do they need money?!

How am I supposed to buy more cocaine without money?

So now that I'm not constantly living in fear of the diamonds I've started think about things for the first time.
We all know the diamonds created all other gems and that white diamond created the rest of the diamond authority but... who created white diamond?
Did she evolve naturally like humans did?
Does that mean there could be other white diamonds?
Was she created by someone else?
Why would only one gem in the universe not require someone else to create them?
Help guys

I have fucking nothing else to do since Stah-ven pushed us into era 3 and left me without a function to complete! I'm a Pearl meant to serve, but no gem would let me serve them so I'm stuck in this "mac do-nalds" serving up burgers when I used to serve orders to legions of quartz's at the command of my owner! I was treated with respect, if some lower cut gem disobeyed me my owner would punish them! Now disgusting humans yell at me all day for their disgusting speed food!

>tfw daydreaming about fusing all the time
>tfw no one to fuse with anyway
Just shatter me already.

>nut inside
That's one of those human terms, right?
Did one of you zoomans get loose again?
Clodammit Holly Blue's gonna have my ass for this!

Hail to Her Imperious Condescension!!!

Alternian trolls are the true master race!

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In Era 3?
Definitely not.
They're letting gems "be themselves" now and aren't disciplining anyone nearly as hard as they used to.
The only monitoring they're doing now is the over the dismantling of the colonies.

I AM HIS FRIEND A TOTALLY NORMAL FILTHY ROCK DYKE AND NOT AN IRKEN

Please, you insects won't even turn around when there's a giant life-threatening wormhole right in front of you.

Me and my squadron were making a pit stop by the Zoo and a couple of my subordinate gems were looking at the humans with strange looks in there eyes, especially whenever we witnessed mating displays or courting rituals. Should I report them for this, or is there something I’m missing?

there's no point in reporting them now. here in Era 3 we let the gems "be themselves" now. I'd say you hide your subordinates and tell them it's for their own good or something

What is this "mommy" you speak of?
Is this another one of those organic terms?

You know, if The Diamonds and that Steven want us to be ourselves so much why can't we enforce old rules on our squadrons!?

Now that's sad
You rejuvenated yourself

If you're gonna kill us at least kill earth and the Steven while you're at it.
They're the reason our society is on the brink of collapse now.

Just doesn’t sit right with me
I’m used to being able to yell at people and that being the end of the issue. I’m a commanding officer, not a therapist or a counselor or something.

I hate all these threads now, it's always the same shit
>Other gems are being weird, should I report this?
>No user, it's era 3

I masturbated in front of my Pearl and she just kept smiling at me, trusting me, I fucking hate myself and feel guilty, she had no idea what was happening, and when I finished she handed me a napkin after wiping her face.

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Why would they do that, if they know it would fix our society, you dumb clod?

I’ve been studying human culture recently to better function in Era 3 and I’m confused. What is the relation between the Wars of Stars and the Trek of Stars? Which one leads into the other?

I don't know what masturbating is, but I can tell you're a scumbag who should shatter herself

You know that thing with the gem polisher?

Yeah?

The slower and less advanced ships of the Trek of Stars implies it's before The War of Stars, but the statement of all the War of Stars movies stating it's "a long time ago" implies it takes place before the Trek of Stars. I've actually made plans to make my own Trek of Stars to a conglomerate of humans to discuss such matters in "Sandy Egg-oh"

Speaking of which I went to the zoo awhile back apparently just a few months after steven universes human parent went there and all of the female human zoological specimens appeared to be engorged in their lower abdominal regions.
Whoever is running the zoo these days should get them medical attention, the diamonds apparently consider human life valuable now so they won't be happy if the specimens get sick.

It’s that but for humans

Speaking of Human culture, have you gals heard of the being known as 'Goku'?
The mere thought of that thing frightened me until I found out it was entirely fictional

Keep me updated

WAIT YOURE AN ORGANIC WITH A PEARL?
SHATTER YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY HUMAN

The concept would make for an excellent gem type though. Perhaps the Diamonds should manufacture a similar type of gem

Supposedly the engorging process has something to do with the production of humans

I’m not that guy, I just wanted to explain

that clod's not even human!

I'm sorry I just want Era 3 to be over.
Many gems are without a purpose since they dismantled the armies.
Gems are willfully living on a desolate mudball alongside organics.
ORGANICS outside the zoo are contaminating OUR precious HOMEWORLD.
And the fusing. All the cloddamn FUSING.
Fusing this, fusing that.
"Hey, Aquamarine. Do you wanna fu-"No, FUCK YOU!
Keep your filthy Ruby molecules away from my molecules!

I just wanna go back to Era 1 where none of this was a problem.
When there was order and discipline!
TAKE ME BACK!

Anyone else creeped out by the fact that humans use our gems for decoration on their planet? I know they aren't really alive, but it still sends shivers down my spine when I see it. I don't think I can stay on earth because of it. At least they know Diamonds are the most valuable of their vanity gems.

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I hear those females have tiny humans in them now!
How the fuck does that even work?

My fusion partner that’s been with me for the last two eras just left me for a fracking HUMAN

The “male” humans have organic injectors while the “female” humans provide the environment and raw materials from which they grow. It’s actually remarkably similar functionally to how gems are made

Have any of you ever wondered if your whole life is a work of fiction by a degenerate loser?

Hmm... perhaps gems could learn something from the humans. if their injectors do not kill their environment, then we could resume gem production! We could finally make new gems and not incur the wrath of the Steven! It's been so long since I got to make some new gems, it's driving me crazy!

Every day of it
Wanna go turn some human kids gay

Burn any and all of those human books you've been reading.
They're messing with your mind.

Interesting. Steven’s “Father” would be the ideal consultant for this, due to his experience. Though Pink Diamond did cease to be from such a process

Hey you should check out the church of rebecca sugar

They have all the answers

Wh-where can I meet this church of Rebecca Sugar?

It's true though.
Era 3 is the era of gems "being themselves".
So instead of being properly disciplined and doing our jobs gems just run around and do whatever.
Look at the Pearls!
They literally don't know what to do with themselves and started working in "fast food restaurants" and serving organics!
Jaspers sit around without a place to continue fighting and training.
So many gems left without a purpose!
And then there's all the mixed gem fusing!
There was this 30 gem fusion abomination running around asking other gems to join it.
So I reported it to Blue Diamond and you know what she told me?
"Oh, don't worry about it. It's a new a era! Mixed Gem fusion is a wonderful thing now! Let them be."
And then she dismissed me.
Even the DIAMONDS are okay with this!
This would've never flown by in Era 1, or Era 2 even.
Blue would've shattered that hideous fusion on the spot.
That fucking Steven is ruining everything with his organic ideologies.
Fuck Era 3.

Hello everyone
My designation is Egyptian Jasper Cut 4583GX and here is my human mate. He says hello.

>Ruby
>chads
Pick one and only one.

>Be me
>Era 1 Pearl
>Absolutely perfect in every way
>If the spot wasn't already taken I would've served a Diamond
>Love obeying the gem I am assigned to
>Feel special
>Feel useful
>Steven comes into the picture
>My owner wants to go to earth after hearing about it
>We touch down and visit a large human colony
>My owner tells me to get something from a "store" for them
>I do as I'm told
>As I am made to
>I return, my gem isn't there.
>Find a note
>She tells me she's leaving me so I can "become my own gem."
>I'm now trapped on this planet
>Go occupy myself by working at a "starbucks" because it reminds me of home
>The days are long
>It doesn't feel the same
>The store owners yell at me for doing things as I was instructed
>I supposedly don't have "common sense"
>Customers always yell at me for no reason
>Frequently they ask for things that aren't on the menu
I hate this planet. I've even started to talk like them! It's horrible! I want to go home! I'm about to shatter myself if another "funny" human comes in asking for a fucking burger!

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So I'm a human and never really knew much about gems until they all started moving here so can somebody explain this for me.
Why exactly did your empire have such an enormous military if you didn't even have any enemies until one of your own rebelled?

Gem rebellions, they were more common than you think. Not to mention any organic life that fought back when we colonize their planet. Plus, we were still exploring the stars. We still have no idea what's out there! Now that our military's gone we're gonna find something, like snake people or something and they're gonna wipe us out!

To take control of planets to make more gems
Duh

Watch their copulation recordings and find a consensus on the most aesthetic size/shape.

Does any one else keep having humans invite you to their domiciles with the promises of a good time only to remove their epidermal coverings, attempt to peel off sections of your projection and then ask you to leave?
This keeps happening to me, I'm a quartz if that matters.

Unapologetic human being here to say, you will not replace us. Go back to your planet, you fucking minerals

You all stole your tech from Vortfags, get fucked.

You and the Gen 3 dissenters would get along

I'm never going to your planet anyway! If Pink Diamond didn't rebel there no gem would ever care about your smelly rock! Nothing but a bunch of smelly apes walking around like they own the place when we scouted it out long before you freaks walked around! I wish that cluster worked and turned that planet into an asteroid field!

Despite only being 13% of the population pearls commit half of all forced fusions. When will they be stopped?

Which is another thing, if you're all literally gemstones how come you only seem to colonize planets with environments suited to organic life? Why not build gem hatcheries (Or whatever you call them) on asteroids that probably have far more in the way of rare elements?

They are attempting to do the “mating” with you. Humans seem to find quartz gems appealing for this purpose, even Pink Diamond took the form of one when creating Steven Diamond

It's called convergent evolution, meatbrain. Why are Earthers so dimwitted?

Day of the cluster soon.

Organic life produces nutrient-rich soul due to the natural cycle of formation and decay that is the base for any organic life

The cluster got deactivated by the Steven though

Hold on.

If some human can appropriate a gem for reproduction, can we do the same to their women? Does it work both ways?

Kindergartens require massive amounts of organic life to create even one gem! We couldn't just build it on some tiny rock, that'd maybe make something the size of a heavenly beetle if it was nothing but organic life.

I WANT to go back to my planet but the Diamonds want us to "get used to organics and integrate with them".
I just want and navigate the stars for my Diamond again.
But I'm stuck here doing "arts and crafts".
Just fucking shatter me.

>even wanting to touch an organic
Has Era 3 really worn your mind down that much?

>We use organic material to make gems
Gals, are we organic?

The Era 3 agenda would have us mate with inferior lifeforms and give up our forms. Welcome to spinel world HONK HONK.

W-what!? No! Of course no! That's ridiculous! We just use the energy IN organics to give perfect synthetic life to us! Not organic in the slightest! We don't eat, but we can. We don't sleep, but we can. We don't get sick, but we can. WE ARE NOT ORGANIC!

>implying Garnets are real

>Are we organic

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HAHAHA You are totally right
W-we aren't organic at all haha
We're just made using organic mass, are capable of organic processes, but we aren't organic

You would need to shapeshift structures to produce sperm which is much more difficult

Pink chose to give up her form to create a hybrid. We could choose to reproduce, but simulated data says the child would just be another worthless organic.

yo I found a way to poof yourself if you need a change of clothes. Sorry about the ugly human hand.

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I didn't even know what mating was until the zoomans showed up.
I heard they tried to mate with a Cubic Zirconia and covered her in organic fluids.
I hope she's alright.
I would've shattered myself on the spot if I was in her place.

Even if we were organic, not that we are, wouldn't the only real piece of us that's organic be our gem?
Not that it would mean anything that the central piece of our existence is organics, because we would still be Superior to other organics
Assuming we are organic, which we are not!
Right? R-right?

DONT DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

Please, we all know she enjoyed it, the degenerate gem
She's probably trying to do it again in secret

I've studied some of their books and both sets of organs seem to arise from the same undifferentiated material. It can't be that hard.

Everyone knows that Zirconias are cheap, mass-produced harlots.

You know, speaking of "zoomans" I came across this human term "Zoomer." They tend to use it in place of things they do not like. Do you think humans have their own zoos, and they look down on the "zoomers" that live in it? I wonder where I could find it, what kind of humans do they keep there? Do they have special care protocols?

You don't even need to do that.
Just think about what you want to wear and then you're good.
youtu.be/QFUR5poNXus?t=57

It's strange, because I've heard of Humans refered to as "zoomers" refer to humans they dislike as "boomers"
If zoomers are based on zoos, then what are these "boos" that boomers are based off of?

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Oooo, I know! Humans scare people by saying "boo!" a lot! The zoomers probably hate the scary boomers! Maybe the boomers are ghosts they see!

"boos"? I heard from an Amethyst that "boo" is what a "ghosts" does?

Boomers sound like real megaclods

>implying gems need to breathe
I'm assuming you're an organic that actually needs "air".
Fucking clods.

The way these “zoomers” and “boomers” interact reminds me of how Gen 2 and Gen 1 gems interact
Perhaps Boomers are Gen 1 humans while Zoomers are Gen 2 humans

Ugh, gen 1 gems are already annoying, whining about us superior gen 2 gems and those dumb gen 3 gems.
I don't want to deal with gen 1 humans too

I heard a group of Quartzes on leave from the Zoo “reverse-gang-raped” a bunch of human men
Such behavior shamed me as a Quartz gem.

Stupid Gen2mer

>their empire hasn't even conquered one (1) entire universe
How does it feel to live in a third-world empire, geodeniggers?

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>Gen 1's literally better in every way due to abundant resources
>Gen 2's are half baked near rejects we made out of necessity
>Gen 3's don't even exist because Steven put a stop to colonizing
Seeth more Gen 2 loser.

>can’t even beat 1 human

What the fuck is a "reverse gang rape?"

Gen 3s are just late-forming Gen 2 gems that don’t want to associate with the worst generation of gems ever generated

>Only won because some organic in a suit kept your biggest threat in stasis
Hows it feel to have your entire empire threatened by one orange organic who even brought you there in the first place?

It’s when a bunch of gems try to fuse human style with a human
What shameful behavior

Ewww

I mean, you're not wrong, but in times like this where even the Diamonds have forsaken us, we need to unite with our Gen 2 sisters if we ever want to make the Empire worth living in again. Letting petty hatred divide our united front is probably exactly what the Steven wants.

Degenerate half-baked human lovers like that make me wish Pink Diamond never sprung out of the ground in the first place.

But Gen 2's are so lame! Besides, who would lead us? It's not like we can just MAKE new diamonds. Right?

>We just use the energy IN organics
Why though? Most gemstones on earth don't require organic life to form and there are far more efficient forms of energy.

So every diamonds is a weak ass captain that can be beating with tears from a fat boy?

She couldn't even handle a colony when Yellow and Blue finally gave her one.
Such a shameful display.
I know we should not speak ill of a Diamond but in this latest era even they are testing my patience.
They've completely succumbed to the will of the "Steh-ven" and there's nothing we can do about it.

Well gemstones on earth don't get up, walk around, and talk either do they!? Humans really are clods aren't they?

So
Is it okay to badmouth pink diamond now?
Are we still showing her respect as a diamond?
Despite making up only 25% of the diamond authority pink diamond is responsible for 100% of the problems the empire has suffered for the last 6000 years!

Based post

The diamonds were all grieving over their sister who died to make the main character and the main character helps them move past their grief

you can't even warp intercosmically
your teleportation device is primitive too

There is no more Pink Diamond. Only Steven

Just call her Rose Quartz. It feels less insulting that way.

Only because the Steven has some relation to Pink Diamond.
I guarantee that if the Steven wasn't Pink Diamond's "son" or whatever, the other Diamonds wouldn't listen to a word it says and we'd still be building colonies and conquering the galaxy LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO.

I'm gonna say it.
The empire would be better off without the pink court.

I hate Pink Diamond so much, I was bubbled for 6000 years because of that lunatic and her organic loving malarky. A Rose Quartz here.

Not sure what you're referring to the combine operates in several hundred universes we can't afford our full attention to every mere planet I believe earth exists in one of our less strategically important universes managed by someone called Breen did something happen?

>got one chance at life
>ended up being Blue Diamond's Spinel.
Why am i sad all the time?

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5000 years of grief caused Blue to make everyone else around her sad, too.

>confirm that both are mentally weak
Imagine suporting weak leaders.

Optimal way to utilize body mass as a weapon.
Did they forget to include that in your tutor programming?

Why did all three diamonds visit this shitty mudball?

But, I am a Spinel, i am supposted to be happy and wacky, but i'm just grim and sad.
Being me is literal sadness

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>As Id love dismantling the empire
'>dismantling

Did I hear that Steven think say that correctly?

Yes.
Unfortunately it's also what the Diamond's want on account of this whole "galactic peace" thing.
Hope you're not a Bismuth that spent all that time building those structures, because they're all about to get taken down.
And all of our combat gems are gonna be out of place as there won't be a need for a fight in this era.

Blue diamond's sadness can really pull you in.

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Only the outer fringes of the empire have been embroiled in conflict the empire has mostly been in peace for over 200,000 years.

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
PINK DIAMOND IS A MEGACLOD
SHE DESTROYED OUR FRACKING EMPIRE
SHE BIRTHED HER DISGUSTING HUMAN SON AND HE SAID HE WAS PINK DIAMOND
AND I SAID “THAT’S FRACKING DISGUSTING”

As much as I despise this Stee-vun it explicitly says that it's not Pink Diamond.
Just Diamond's "son", whatever that means.

A human I've been spending a lot of time with pushed its face up to mine and left a bit of its mouth juice on my lips. What does that mean? They looked really embarrassed by it. Is this that "masturbation" thing I've heard so much about?

That's so stupid! Look at her, her gem's sticking right out of her belly button! How could it not be Pink Diamond!? How did she convince everyone she's this "Ste-vun"?! Am I the only sane gem around here?! Organics can't make light constructs! Large organics can't float! ORGANICS CANNOT MAKE BUBBLES!

GET OFF MY PLANET DIRTY ROCKS

GET OUT OF OUR GALAXY GROSS ORGANIC!

>everygem is happy with the organic hybrid of The Steven
remember what happend the last time a organic hybrid was born?
Spoiler: WE ALMOST LOST AN ENTIRE AMETHYST ARMY

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I WILL SHATTER YOU ALL

AND I'LL SQUASH YOU UNDER MY GRAVITY CONNECTORS YOU STUPID ORGANIC! YOUR PLANETS NOTHING! IF NOT FOR THE STEVEN BEING PINK DIAMOND YOU'D BE SPACE DUST BY NOW! YOU NEEDED A GEM TO SAVE YOUR CRUMMY CLOD BALL OF A PLANET! HAVE FUN HIDING UNDER THE PROTECTION OF A DIAMOND, UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING YOURSELF!

According to the Diamonds Pink disguised herself a Quartz and then got with an organic and then popped the Steven out, leaving her gem within the new tiny organic.
I think?
I still don't understand how organics work.

O+OUR GRAND NEW PRESIDENT HAS COMISSIONED A NEW SPACE LASER! ENJOY YOUR DESTRUCTION!

STUPID ORGANIC CLOD! GEMS REFLECT LIGHT! YOUR ENERGY BASED WEAPONRY WILL DO NOTHING TO OUR GEM TECH! YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP NOW! MY DIAMOND WILL FINALLY REALIZE THE ERROR OF HER WAYS AND KNOCK YOUR PLANET OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM!

>dirty rocks
Hot

Just fuse already

Yes, you should ask them to masturbate with you more often I think you’ll be surprised

Because while you would be being yourself that wouldn't be letting the other gems be themselves, and that's not how things are run nowadays.
Fuck Era 3.

WHY WOULD I JOIN THE ROCK?

What I fear most is the “Greg Universe”, the one who convinced Pink Diamond to cease her existence to create the Steven, and even assisted in the process. Reportedly, he was nothing special by human standards. Imagine the potential an exceptional human could have if they attained his kind of power

Because you’re the same kind of person, just on two sides of an argument.

Actually wanting a gem and an organic to fuse
I'm not even a part that argument, but that's just sick.

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO SOME STINKING ORGANIC! I AM THE SUPERIOR LIFE FORM! THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF OF OF OF MEAT WALKING AROUND LIKE A CLOD! MADE BY TWO OTHER MEAT CLODS! A PLANET OF MEAT CLODS!

It would be pretty hot though

I've heard a rumor that the organic's true name isn't even "Greg Universe". Pink was taken in by a masterful manipulator

That cute but come back when your species has weapons that can make stars explode.

You’re pretty focused on their “meat”
If you were human that would be pretty Freudian.

Truly humans are a species with terrifying potential. Perhaps an allegiance with them would be more beneficial than we think. Their short life cycles make them have an interesting mindset

>the weapon I got was a fucking slingshot
>my coworkers have a bazooka, a crossbow, a LASER SWORD and a glaive they can control all on their own

How do I cope with being a weaponlet? I just want something better than this rinky-dink piece of garbage

I'm not a bigot I don't mind fusion when it's for a purpose but these crossgem fusions walking around their whole identity is about being fused and they want everyone else to be a disgusting fusion like them they're fucking cracked and offcolour anyway that's all I have to say about that.

anybody in the del marva area up for a little baseball?
trying to get a league going
any interested parties contact earl

ONLY IF I CAN FORCE THE ROCK TO SHATTER HERSELF WHILE FUSED

I'D GLADLY FUSE WITH AN ORGANIC IF IT MEANT I COULD TAKE ONE OF YOU DISGUSTING FREAKS WITH ME!

Just get a Peridot to make you some crazy slingshot ammo
Check out this human comic called “Green Arrow”, it’s about a human using advanced forms of primitive human projectile weaponry and it’s giving me some ideas for my bow. You can take the same philosophy as his arrows but for your sling pellets

God just fuse, you fucking insufferable love birds
No one wants to see you argue

Aww look, they’re confessing
We might have another minor Steven walking around soon

WHAT? NO! I HATE HER...I THINK

Hate and love are both expressions of passion
Pink and orange filtered from red. Not so different

SHUT UP YOU CLODS! AS IF I'D GIVE UP MY BODY TO CREATE A BETTER VERSION OF MYSELF CAPABLE OF CHANGE! ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THIS LOUD ORGANIC WITH A SIMILAR RACE BASED PRIDE TO MY OWN! THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

The Steven's body is maintained by Pink Diamond's gem. It is not possible for gems and organics to mix because our bodies are made of freak photons while theirs are made of matter. Pink Diamond created a womb the nurtured the half human thing and because it lacks a gem it would decompose without her gem being embedded inside of it.

Sure

Comic? Are those some sort of organic archival device? Like the buk? How can I obtain one of these?

Actually, this is pretty cute
Keep going

They sell them in comic book stores for human credits

>Implying Combat Gems have no jobs when there's been gladiator battles and sports in Sector X-25 for at least 4000 Years
I swear you centeral galaxy gems are blind, Even Earth already has a myriad of violent and athletic recreational activities to use energy and emotion for entertainment purposes
The Baseball is already bretty gud, there are other sports such a Sock Car and Foot Ball, I'd love to see two teams of quartz go against each other in a game of football. Hell those previously bubbled Rose Quartz could totally earn their honor back by playing sports for the entertainment of the Diamonds

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this is the most amusing blackrom I have ever seen between a human and a gem

good luck on your kismesis relationship

Sports? Are you serious right now? Someone has been on earth for too long. I do wish the diamonds would make it illegal to visit that cesspit.

>be peridot
>assigned to earth
>try to find an officer to recive orders
>defect tells me that they "don't do that here" and to "just do whatever haha"
>left with nothing to do
>stare at a wall for an indeterminate amount of time
>make sure nobody's around
>take off my limb enhancers for maintenance
>offcolor just walks in unannounced
>takes away my limb enhancers
>tells me i "don't need them" and to "just be yourself" and "your perfect the way you are" despite my objections
>can barely reach anything
>have to settle for primitive earth technology
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FINE! MAYBE I DO WISH TO FUSE WITH THE ROCK! SO WHAT?

Hello, subjects of the Now-defunct Gem Empire! Homelander here, hoping you have a wonderful day.

Just checking in to remind you that any and all entry of non-human lifeforms into an American city, (with the exception of Beach City, Los Angeles and Miami) requires a purchased and issued permit granted by your friends at Vought™.

Have fun and travel safely!

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Hey you two have to work that out between yourselves

IT'S NOT A RELATIONSHIP! THAT'S A STUPID THING HUMANS MADE UP THAT INFECTED GEMS! THE ONLY REASON I'D ATTEMPT TO FUSE WITH A HUMAN WOULD BE FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES TO DESTROY THEM, OR JUST TO KILL MYSELF WITH THEM! NOT LIKE A HUMAN WOULD WILLINGLY FUSE WITH A DEFECTIVE ERA 2 GEM ANYWAY!

gems help, I used to be a sapphire serving my Diamond before The Steven dissolved th empire
now she doesn't need me anymore and I'm stuck on Earth because it's the closest thing to "safe" since Yellow dissolved the armies fighting off the lower life forms
what's worse is that my ruby guards came with me and the three of them became, a crack-addict, a fusion junkie, and an organic lover
what the fuck do I do, none of my visions showed any of this and I think I'm experiencing existential dread while having a panic attack

MAYBE I WOULD

>Some off-color steals your things
They can't do that! You should report it to a superior gem right away!

Awwwww she's overly self conscious and afraid he doesn't like her back
How cute

You stupid clod only the Steven can fuse with humans because its part human, pure gems can only fuse with other gems.

good luck you human lookalikes, after losing your grandpa, magic walking tin can and space tennis ball you lot have just become pathetic

HOW WAS THE (EVIL) STEVEN FORMED THEN?

sounds like you're just defective then if you can't even see the future right. isn't that, like, your whole purpose?

Not so tough without your armada of plebes at your disposal, are you? You didn’t treat me with an ounce of respect when I was beneath you clods. Get shattered. Better yet, I hope the zoomans put a Steven in you and wipe out your kind for good.

WHAT SUPERIOR
WHY DON'T HAVE SUPERIORS ANYMORE

FINE! MEET ME OUTSIDE OF THE SIGNIFICANTLY INFERIOR "HOMEWORLD" AND I'LL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND! THESE LIMB ENHANCERS AREN'T ONLY GOOD AS INFORMATION TERMINALS!

Pink Diamond just stick herself in a human child thats all.

smash them, I hear you can make a human delicacy called "omelets" with smashed eggs

Oh shid
They're doing it
They're gonna do that organic fusion

>Facehugger Omelette

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Am I the only gem who hates Pink Diamond retroactively but appreciates that the Steven is at least a better Diamond than she was
Pink Diamond was incompetent, a Ruby has better decision making skills and emotional maturity

Steven is worse than Pink Diamond, that thing is ruining the entire empire because Pink Diamond that fool had a bunch of human loving suckers raise him rather than fellow gems.

What!? How can there be no superiors?! Who do you report to!? Who do you tell when someone is breaking the rules?! Like when a Ruby tries to eat your tools. Or when an Amethyst wanders off! Is it just TOTAL ANARCHY THERE!?

At least he’s actually governing the Empire instead of just throwing a tantrum and burying themself in some human

we're more like hughly efficient probability generators, we take all that we know, what we've seen and how certain things react to certain scenarios
SO TELL ME HOW THE FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO PREDICT A FAT SACK OF ORGANIC MESS IS GONNA BE THE ONE WHO DISSOLVES AN EMPIRE SEVERAL DOZEN MILLENIA IN THE MAKING
I bet you're a ruby aren't you? you're certainly stupid enough to be one of them

It's era 3, so yes

YOU are your superior
YOU’RE YOUR OWN MASTER NOOOOOW

That hilarious you know Rubies cant type, you Sapphire.

do you guys think that the Crystal Gems are on here right now? do you think The Steven is here?

The Steven would never come to a cesspool like this
The Amethyst night

I hope so! HEY STEVEN! YOUR FEET STINK! IDIOT! GOTTEM!

Might*

has someone thought about making a gemcord yet

This place is for refined, cultured gems, who don't commit organic acts like that ruffian defective amethyst

Take a toothbrush and brush your gem with it

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What’s the healthcare like
Am I insured for cracked or scuffed facets?

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Girls! Girls! Have you tried using your TONGUE to TASTE stuff!? It's amazing! I've done nothing but eat ice cream since I left my Agate. Humies always scream at me to "pay for that" and "that's stealing you no good bum" but they never really stop me.

sounds good, I'm in

>eat
Why? It doenst even go anywhere.

It ain't about where it goes gurl. It's about how it feels in your mouth! Besides, it does go somewhere. Out mah butt.

advertising is against the rules

This vulgar language, you are that deformed Ameythst arent you?

Nah. But I am from the same kindergarten as her. Facet, uhhhh, whatever. I was on the wall neighboring her. It was fun catching up, but I'm mostly here for the sweets.

My human friend asked me to let him type something
“All gems are for big human cock”
No idea what it means

What would you fuse with, what would you even do

Did he mean rock?

He typed it and said it was right

Speaking of butt, what is with some of these males

What do you mean

I'm a crystal gem! You can be a crystal gem too! We are all crystal gems!

I’m Jim so can I be Crystal Jim

Sitting is fun and all but it is alarming to think I may harm their face
Boring is kinda nice when they seem to really like doing it

It's Era 3, total Spinel-World!
Get used to it.
SHATTER ME

Human males have a particular appreciation for posteriors due to the wiring of their cranial processing organ. Perhaps you should shapeshift a few “humanoid features” so you can enjoy the process a little more

Any Jaspers want to pursue a loving, monogamous, mutually pleasing, potentially sexual relationship with a human male

>trying to get a Topaz to fuse with you

We still have the largest fleet in the galaxy and a massive army to go with it.

Agate here I catch the human males staring at me when I turn my back for some reason.

That means they like your butt.

What do I do now? I've been sitting in one spot for months since we got "freed". Now I have no purpose.

Guys, its Pink Diamond. The Diamonds always know what they're doing. Trust in the plan.

I’ve seen some pictures on the internet
They told me things

But why? Its simply my back.

>1 chance at life
>FUCKING ERA 3 GEM
they dont even fucking care when they make gems anymore since "dont judge gem's outword appearance"
im like 1/5 the size of what i should be. i grew with only 2 cubic meters of granite since we need to "preserve the natural life"

Pick up a hobby, get good at it, make money from it, use it to fund other hobbies

What is money?

Have you tried jumping up and down to compete with fellow gems to see who can reach maximum height?

>fucking era 3s itt
get out get out get out GET OUT GET OUT

Human female anatomy places the point of injection around between the thighs, and due to its close proximity, the posterior is chemically and psychologically associated with mating by human males
In other words, a well-formed bottom catches their interests due to instinct

How is it allowed to undercook gems like that!? It's akin to shattering them!

how can human instincts be so clueless and filthy? can we please just subjugate or repurpose their chemicals

>white diamond will never live here on earth with yooooooouuuu

Oh my you mean they want to mate with me.

DON'T TRUST THE ORGANICS

THEY'RE GOING TO HARVEST US WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT

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>wanting Her Majesty White Diamond on a filthy mudball
Are some fucking organic?

Those aren't real gems you dumb clod, we've been over this

You can't prove that.

It’s a consequence of being so small and weak and fragile. They need to reproduce more often to make up for the deficit.

Essentially

Hmmmmm... understandable. I too get rather excited when I see a good injection site. Earth has been leaving me very frustrated. So many good sites for gems. All WASTED!

>mfw when my only job was suppressing organics on colony worlds

>mfw now that's bad

>mfw I have no face

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This entire thread and every single one of you are cringe. Do not try and debate me, you will not win. None of you will amount to anything.

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I just wanted to let everyone here know, all you Xenos are abominations, an insult to the Omnissiah,and you probably don't even put your machine spirits at ease before you use them. Good day!

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They want to copulate with you. Don't turn your back on them.

Perhaps you should find a good human to inject themselves into you
A little human baby would keep you busy

Go back to your false god, meatbrain.

>keep you busy
Yeah, being dead. No way, bundle of weak wood.

I took an emerald necklace out of that facility and ran off with it.
I got her out of the necklace she was encased in and waited for her to reform.
After not doing so for three weeks I decided to analyze her status, composure, all that.
I've come to the conclusion that those gems are indeed fake.

But aren’t you technically xenos because you live on mars

See!

Why would you mislead her like that?

If she makes a hybrid abomination, she loses her own existence.

If she just contributes her material, she'll end up with a pure organic baby who will just die in a few decades.

You don’t have to give it your gem
If you just make the womb, the ovaries, and the vagina and so forth, you can do what any human woman does

Maybe the humans found way to forever lock us within, or worse yet, extract everything we are.

Yeah, I said it would keep her busy for a while. A few decades is a good amount of time to kill while she waits for more gems to be given the OK to be made

how do you get another pearl, the one i had suddenly turned into a human crossbreed child. i have no idea how this happened so please someone help me i need someone to cook for me

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You might get range banned for posting too many organic images I guess

>Cook
What are you, some kind of organic?! How did an organic get their hands on a pearl?

Send the crossbreed child to culinary school

Don't step up to the Omnissiah, your god faltered because a child made her blush.
If that was the case, the whole Imperium would be Xenos; which, isn't the case because the whole Imperium hasn't been purged by the Inquisition.

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Not from their lack of trying

I have!
One human offered me a delightfully bitter substance on the caveat that I close my eyes and suck it out of a hose in a back alley.
Ever since all sorts of humans have made the same offer sometimes all at the same time.

I fucked my Pearl. I'm a human.
She's hiding from me now, what do I do?

Ah, sugar straws. A delightful human concoction

Congrats, you're a dad.

Let her fuck you

Hey, where'd the angry humans and gem couple go?
It was fun seeing them posting

Uhhh dude, sugar ain't bitter.

I had some of that stuff before. You could totally ask for some money, humans are willing to pay loads of money to give you that stuff. Trust me. If it wasn't so easy stealing it I'd use it to pay for my ice cream.

They went to go angrily fuse

Fair enough

Whatever’s in sugar straws is
Tastes like dust

This is Era 3, Pearls aren't ordered and don't serve anyone anymore.
Everyone is there own game.
There own master.
Even if they had more purpose being led by the Diamonds.
Even if they felt more useful leading troops into battle.
Even if they felt more free in the heat of the fightWHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
All I've ever known was fighting and it was glorious!
And now that the armies are dismantled there's nothing for me to fight against.
I'm just stuck here, staring at the sky for days on end.
I'm a Jasper, I'm built for fighting.
If I can't fight, what's the point of me?

HELLO YES WE ARE STILL MAD

Take up boxing
Or just come to my house and beat my pelvis with your pelvis

i found her in a wreck and thought she would sell well only for her to stop being a rock later. i took her home with me and tried to help her get back home but nothing where i came from could reach that far into space. so she stayed with me instead and helped me in my apartment.

that costs money!

why does this shit remind me of horsefag stuff... hmmm.

Let me guess, your name is Angrite and wait how the fuck did a human and Gem fuse

>hiding
Reset it, its not supposed to defy you.

VERY MAD! FUSION DID NOT WORK! I FELT NOTHING! I JUST GOT DISGUSTING MEAT BAG SWEAT ALL OVER ME! AND THIS OTHER THICKER STUFF! WHY DOES INFERIOR HOMEWORLD NOT HAVE ANY CLEANING STATIONS?! I NEED TO COMPLAIN TO THE GEM IN CHARGE!

You need to shapeshift human sex organs

Entice her out from under the couch with some opportunity to perform constructive but monotonous work and then lead her into a room with nowhere to hide trapping her until she calms down.
Works every time

Where's the reset button?

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Here’s a diagram

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This is not us

You know a Red Diamond would be really cool.

Then you must be a different angry couple

I want to fuse with Fluorite

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You slut

If I could expel waste from my mouth like those organics do I think now would be an appropriate time.

I don't think humans have the same anatomy as gems

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I'M THE SAME SUPERIOR ERA 2 GEM FROM BEFORE! THE ONE THAT HATES MOST ORGANICS!

His shapeshifted the parts so it should be there

I can't find it. Help!

Keep searching around that area
The Pearl should make noises when you’re close

Someone please contact a diamond this is beyond revolting.

She's moaning and drooling but I can't find the button

Why are there only 3 eras? Gems are 4 million years old why the fuck are there only 3 eras?

We used to only NEED one until PINK came along! We just existed, but nooooooo, now Pink has to bring a huge change to our entire empire because she's SPECIAL!

Wouldnt it be hilarious if a planet destroying weapon was used on Homeworld?

Doesn't matter anymore.
This is Era 3, we don't report to higher authorities anymore.
Thanks to the Steven they're letting gems do whatever they want now.
"Be their own gem" and all that.
So as repulsive as that abomination is it's legal now so the Diamonds won't see it as being worthy of reporting.

Hello gems, I am a curious human that absolutely has no intention to cause an internal war among your kind, honest.
As a curious human I also have a silly question that I already know the answer for but I just want to confirm it with you superior beings, as I am sure you all can give me the same answer, with the type of unanimity superior entities such as yourselves can have.

Without further delay, my simple and easy to answer question is the following: which gem is the best?

>She

SHE'S NOT AN ORGANIC! SHE'S JUST PRETENDING! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Keep looking

>Which gem is the best
i'm not supposed to say this but, Diamond's, they get upset but i can't help but still worship them

Obviously Peridots. We’re the smartest, and our lack of strength is easily remedied through limb enhancers. Without us, no engineering could take place and the entirety of gem society would be a miserable bust.

I had a similar problem when I arrived in New Homeworld (ugh). Gems and organics were bugging me about my enhancers but after discovering "prosthetics" (basically fake limbs that organics use to disguise a disfigurement), I just tell anyone that bothers me about them that my limb enhancers are a "medical necessity" and that telling me to get rid of them is "ableist oppression". It's usually enough to get them off my case, especially if I'm particularly loud and we're in an area crowded with humans.

We are ran by three morons who have no idea what they are doing at this point, yh I said it fuck the diamonds long live the Corundum!

Diamonds.
I know they don't want us worshiping them anymore, but I can't just get rid of thousands of years of my ideals.
They created us, I still think of them of perfect, I still love them.
If they want me to be "my own gem" then I want to be a gem that worships the Diamonds.

So wait is it Diamonds, Peridots or Corundum?

Diamonds, clearly. There's no question, they're objectively the apex of our species. Their current... phase is definitely concerning. But they will get through it. That's how perfect they are.

PERIDOT! These clods would say a stick was the best gem if it ruled them.

The Diamonds, of course.
They are the peak of gemkind.

IF WE WERE STILL IN ERA 2 YOU PERIDOTS WOULD BE SHATTERED FOR YOUR ARROGANCE!

Very nice, those males are neat

*revolting
ftfy

Why is no one afraid those Robonoid things used by Peridots will end up replacing us?

Hmmm, I don't know about you human, it kinda seems you're trying to start an internal conflict

Replace us for what? No one does anything anymore.

Now now, what did we talk about?

Because I'm one of the peridots using the robonoids :)
Have fun being replaced, you useless gen 1

Humanon here to remind all you rocks that while you're playing around with destabilizers and rejuvenators, we've got pic related on stand-by to fuck your lives up real quick.

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What would radiation do to a solid light non-organic lifeform

Out of the four results you've responded to, two of them responded with Diamond.
So clearly Diamonds are the best gems.
Now go home do whatever it is organics do.

I believe that humans do that as a show of affection with other humans they want to mate with.

Nuclear weapons? How primordial.

>What is the anti-organic arsenal
You've probably only seen the stuff we use to deal with The Crystal Gems that was left on your planet. I assure you there's plenty of weapons on standby if organics think to fight us.

it actually fucks with most forms of storage media as well. So odds are it'd be similiar to that corruption wave

That's confusing, my feeble biological brain can't quite grasp this conflict... maybe you could expand more on the quality of each gem?
For example, Peridots are clearly below the food chain, as the Diamonds are way superior... but then again, can't rule a galaxy with just three gems around, right?
Peridots are the backbone of gem society, aren't they?
Please, help me understand the various nuances, surely you superior beings can come in agreement and declare who is the best gem ever!
Maybe bring up something about Earth colonization or how "The Steven" carried around things, I'm sure there are arguments for you gems to bring up there.

I am flattered but surely a stupid primate like me couldn't possibly be capable of stirring an internal conflict among you superior beings, I just want to know which is the best gem ever.

Uppity humans like you are why I want the cluster back online

You'll all be happy to know the record has gone from 30 gems to 31 gems in one fusion on my colony.

>Comparing a gem to something a human made
HA! As if we're as fragile as "ES-DEE" cards or "Hard Drivings"!

Was it you, you degenerate clod?

Gem fusion is old news, it’s all about human fusion now

nuclear bombs are pebble's first WMD. Cute, but not very effective.

Also I hear you humans are like deathly allergic to radiation? Which is fucking hilarious.

AHA, FOUND THE DEGENERATE FUSION ORGY!
BETTER REPORT THIS TO-
>Era 3
Oh yeah, right....

>tfw no big beautiful Amethyst to treat my weak human self like her personal Pearl

They get something called "cancer"
from it I read up.

GOD WHY CANT I REPORT THINGS
WHATS THE POINT OF SEEING OTHER GEMS BE DEGENERATE IF I CANT REPORT IT
FUCK ERA3

>He thinks humans have better weapons than us

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You should pursue a career in bureaucracy

Pretty sure our dicks can kill diamonds.
Beware the dick, pebble.

Oh yeah! I saw a human documentation on that! The power humans have that Pink loved so much, can kill them if they grow too much! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! IT'S SO FUNNY!

So the entire time I was watching that broadcast, im like "holy shit we have books?"

Wait a second
Gem government is completely gone
But what if we took the inferior human government away from the humans for our own need for stability and order?

>am a spinel
>discovered human video games
>can now play with infinite people anywhere online
BASED HUMANS

Sometimes it’s nice to sit down and flip through pages instead of just scrolling up and down a screen

How would I fuck an aquamarine?

beware the kidney stone. Zooman

You do realize that most inferior human governments rely on things like 'democracy' and 'checks and balances', yeah? Useless concepts that would only make things worse, with all these degenerate fusion-addicts having a say in how things are run.

All I know about human video games is that human pebbles are obsessed with a "fortnite"
...you don't play such a travesty, do you?

I hear Blue Diamond and Pink Diamond’s mate are pretty close
Someone should stop him before he destroys Blue Diamond as well

You do enjoy that?
Uhn.
Thought the waiting time between games would've turned you off.

>lowly pebble is into cockvore
The other gems are right: pebbles like you deserve being reported.

Shapeshift a hole, insert your thing
They don’t have internal organs

You should have seen the look on Spinel's face on Earth had that was priceless so worth the 6000 years I- I mean Pink DIamond left her alone.

Any gem can shapeshift something better than that tiny thing between your legs

Ugggh, there has to be a large human government in this rock that doesn't rely on such things, and focuses on what truly matters:
Giving labor to those who wish to labor
If only a government like that existed in little homeworld

Russia doesn’t exist in the SUniverse

But they won't because after the diamonds dropped you like the ugly babies you are you've come to yearn to be dominated once again and it doesn't matter if the one dominating you is a filthy human brute.

Only if the gem actively simulates a human "womb" for 3/4 of an Earth rotation around their star, and then retreats back into her gem and letting the small human have it.

I'm still not convinced Pink Diamond isn't just activating her powers whenever The Steven wants to use them and she'll pop out and reveal it's all been one massive joke when he inevitably decomposes and his organic pieces stop working.

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Hey can I have a Big Mac

Boys I need your help:
Any genre or song that resembles "Feelings flooding back"? I've had this part of the soundtrack on loop the whole day

youtube.com/watch?v=7KmBh28LSFE

It ressembles to the first seconds of this song from dqviii
youtube.com/watch?v=wLQCrTgPBLk&t

Our lord and saviour Greg "Murdercock" Universe used his mighty rod to carve a womb into Pink Diamond: you lie to yourself if you think your diamonds have any concept of "wombs", I'm even surprised you know how to spell that word.

They like it when you pin them to the wall like a Topaz would. They'll quickly realize that because you're not a high ranking guard this gesture is not meant to harm them and can only be sexual.

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Aw how cute, a mere Pearl can rip your limbs off please know your place.

Based human showing a lowly pearl her place

I don't know, The Connie managed to put your savaged corrupted gems into place.
And she was a human.
A human child.
The Steven was also a human child.

Let it sink in.

A version of humans that is not yet fully developed destroyed your entire empire.

>Be a Spinel
>Left to wander the earth because gems find entertainment from human media
>Don't need someone like me
>Wander around the human country side asking if someone will be my friend
>No one wants to be my friend
>Find this weird giant cloth house
>Funny looking man in a top hat asks what am I
>I tell him I'm his new best friend Spinel and stretch around for him
>He gets so happy his eyes turn into weird green S's
>Asks if I'll do that for him again but somewhere else
>OF COURSE! ANYTHING FOR MY BEST FRIEND!
>Am now apart of a "circus"
>Everyone there's my friend
>A lady there with a bunch of pet "lions" for friends let's me pet them
>They bit my head off once
>I get to make hundreds of people smile and laugh at a time
>I'm happy
Earth life is great! I love Era 3!

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Let’s discuss the upsides of living with humans
I discovered this great human entertainment group called “The Death Grips” recently. They remind me of my unit’s old war chants during the Crystal Gem Rebellion
I remember how Aventurine would always start them off with her bellowing contralto, screaming melodically and getting us pumped up before a battle.
Shame she got shattered by that Bismuth.

Does anyone know where someone might be able to find a harem of Rubies? They're just so cute.

>Not being made a sapphire
That's a big oof from me sis

There’s probably some lost ones wandering around the barracks. They’re pretty stupid so I doubt they’ve thought of anywhere else to be

>Muh Reporting
Stupid Gems don't even know about vigilante justice
As long as you poof or shatter without getting caught noone can stop you, especially since there's barely any structure or hierarchy to make regular checks
They'll just think the clod went on a spirit quest or some other hippie bullshit

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>Walk up to a pack of Ruby's
>"Hey you have a new assignment, follow me around."
>They fucking buy it
>Free Ruby's
I used this all the time since Era 1.

BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES! Just because they're rule breaking clods doesn't mean I can break the rules! I'd have to report myself after the first ugly fusion!

Anybody got a webm of that part where she crumples to the ground after punching the communicator?

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STUPID HUMAN CLOD, YOU CANT SHATTER OR POOF GEMS WITHOUT THE PROPER AUTHORITY, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

At least you found your purpose.
I'm an Emerald's former Pearl and I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
I've been staring at this wall for two weeks and no one's told me to leave.

So who's best gem again?

Just shoot them with biopoison you clod.

We're all "equal" now, just give yourself the authority

The gem reading this ;)

Oooo! You should leave that silly wall and join the circus with me! Mr Ring Man got real excited when I told him how elegant Pearls are! You'd fit right in!

Why didn't you do that then?
Are gems so stupid they are incapable of using their innumerable weapons to stop a literal infant from destroying their whole way of life?

But they're breaking thousands upon thousands of gem laws!
I have to report them!
And I can't shatter them without the Diamond's permission.
If I shatter them without the proper authority then I'll have to report myself and have the Diamond's shatter me!

Hey you stupid fucking gems.
You come in my shop every fucking day buying the same fucking power tool or bringing your old one to get repaired because it broke.
CAN YOU STOP MASTURBATING WITH THE FUCKING POLISHING MACHINES ALREADY?
THAT'S NOT THEIR INTENDED PURPOSE.

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Join the police force

I'M NOT MASTURBATING! I'M MAKING SURE MY GEM IS SHINY AND PRISTINE! I CAN'T GET MORE OF THESE BECAUSE THE PERIDOTS WHO USED TO MAKE THEM RAN OFF TO FUSE WITH A BUNCH OF TOPAZ'S OF ALL THINGS!

We have video footage of Topaz beating the Connie.

>you have video footage of you needing a fusion to take care of a child

The child was using a Rose Quartz saber you ruby

FUCKING BULLSHIT, THIS IS A TOOL FOR CARS
CARS
ARE YOU A CAR OR SOME OTHER TYPE OF MACHINE?
PROTIP: NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT
USE A PIECE OF CLOTH OR WHATEVER THE FUCKING USE IN JEWELRIES TO SHINE GEMS, DON'T USE POWER TOOLS
IF I HAVE TO REPAIR ANOTHER OF THOSE THINGS BECAUSE ONE OF YOU FUSED THE FUCKING ENGINE AGAIN I WILL CLOSE MY FUCKING SHOP

I was walking by a “gym” the other day and I saw the most bizzare display
A quartz gem and a human man were smashing their lips together in some rancid kind of mouth battle. It seemed pretty intense, because both were covered in some form of perspiration. They also seemed to be searching each other for something, as they kept reaching into eachother’s body coverings.
Could someone explain this phenomenon to me?

It's called tongue wrestling, humans do it to pass the time.
But I bet a wimpy gem like you wouldn't know about such things, you'd probably lose right away.

OUR GEMS ARE MUCH BIGGER AND IT TAKES LONGER TO POLISH THEM! IT'S EASIER WITH A MACHINE!

No thanks, I know what you humans do with your tongues. Eating, how disgusting

It's disgusting and must never be performed under any circumstances.
Report the quartz to the Diamond authorities immediat-
>Era 3
Cloddammit!
Uh, don't worry about it.
It's just a thing humans do, and the quartz is just...
Indulging in human culture.
Seriously don't do it. Ever.

EVEN IF THAT WERE THE CASE YOU SHOULD'T USE THE DAMN THING UNTIL IT MELTS
NO MATTER HOW BIG YOUR GEM IS I DOUBT IT REQUIRES TWO HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED POLISHING
STOP
MASTURBATING
WITH POWER TOOLS

This era is so strange

I don't get those of you who just sit around without purpose.

All the bismuths at my colony rejoiced at the news of being "free" and immediately started building things everywhere singing about how they no longer had to wait for orders to come through to build things or to fix things, that they now had the power to take full initiative whenever they wanted.

The whole colony looks brand new now after centuries of stupid bureaucratic zircons redirecting resources elsewhere letting all the infrastructure decay.
We can finally start building inward instead of outward for a while.

NO THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU STUPID CLOD

I HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT MAKE SURE MY GEM IS POLISHED SINCE I WAS DISBANDED! THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?

...have you tried jumping up and down with other gems to compete to see who jumps the highest?

It’s just lazy Gen 2 gems who are used to being micromanaged by Yellow and her court
Back during the war you had to learn how to make your own decisions for the good of Homeworld. Gen2Mers can’t do anything without being told what to do

I tried, but the Aquamarines keep cheating and flying! I tried to report her but they just told me to have fun! I CAN'T HAVE FUN UNLESS IT'S FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I KNOW WHAT YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO DO: MASTURBATE WITH THE FUCKING POLISHING TOOLS AND THEN ACT ALL SHY AND SORRY WHEN YOU BRING THEM TO MY SHOP
DO YOU THINK I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON?
PERIDOTS I COULD BUY IT, SOME OF THEM HAVE THOSE METAL THINGIES AND OCCASIONALLY THEY BUY SCREWS AND OTHER SHIT BUT WHEN A FUCKING SAPPHIRE OF ALL GEMS COME ASKING ME TO REPAIR HER POLISHING MACHINE FOR THE 3RD TIME THAT MONTH OBVIOUSLY I AM NOT GOING TO BUY THAT "OH WOW IS BROKE AGAIN AS I WAS ABOUT TO USE IT HOW SURPRISING"
IT ISN'T FUCKING COVERED BY THE WARRANTY YOU STUPID ROCKS

I want to fuck a Holly Blue Agate in the ASS

So after reviewing the footage from Earth, I am now questioning why Spinels are not combat gems they seem to be very good at that.

>Polishing this much
Please be a Quartz

and please post pics

GET BETTER TOOLS THEN! I USED TO USE MY POLISHER FOR DECADES UNTIL IT WORE DOWN! WHAT KIND OF POLISHER BREAKS AFTER ONLY TWO HOURS OF USE ANYWAY! WHAT ARE YOU MAKING IT OUT OF, STEEL OR SOMETHING!?

Fess up.
Where are the chaos emeralds?

Imagine the thunderous sound

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Up White Diamond’s ass

>Using a polisher without even checking what it's composed of
That's almost rubyish, user
Almost

Of my pelvis clashing with hers?
if you’re a fartfag, keep your degeneracy out of mine or I’ll climb through your screen and scalp you

I had a human take a picture of me when I got poofed. Pretty shiny, huh?

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THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO BE MASTURBATED WITH
THEY ARE FOR MACHINES
MACHINES
IF YOU USE A TOOL FOR SOMETHING IT WASN'T MEANT FOR IT BREAKS
YOU HAVE A WHOLE HORDE OF DEGENERATES THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN WILLING TO RUB YOUR STUPID ROCKS ALL DAY LONG, STOP BREAKING MY FUCKING SHIT

>that massive crack at the bottom
You've been polishing yourself too much.

>that crack
I can see why you resort to "polishing".

Aw yeah baby that’s the stuff

I-it's an old battle scar. I got a messed up leg because of it. I tried to get Steven's help repairing it, but he keeps shouting "LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT MY HAPPILY EVER AFTER ALREADY!" and then he starts singing!

>started singing instead of helping a gem
He's becoming more like Pink everyday.

>The Steven won't even heal a cracked gem when he's perfectly capable of it
What a worthless excuse for a 'diamond'. Age 3 has only brought bad things to us, it was a mistake.

Holy shit

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They aren’t actual gems, just natural mineral formations

Nice to see humans find diamonds amazing.

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Aren't you guys formed... you know... like minerals?

No, apperantly we require organic mass to be created, but we aren't organic

The process is similar to natural mineral formation but is much more complicated

That can't be right.
Pink's gem is inside the Steven.
And I just got back from talking to White a few minutes ago.
user where are you getting these photos?

How were you gems able to run unopposed for so long anyway?
At first I assumed you must all be invulnerable immortals or something but apparently the grape ape that lives down by the pier and eats out of garbage cans managed to crack her gem falling 15 feet, I figure if that's enough to crack a gem a bullet would make short work of one, so what is most organic life in the universe just incapable of tossing rocks or something?

Not organic mass, just nutrient rich ground. Minerals require chemical and physical reactions to form and gems are no different

I want a big titty goth gf

The g stands for "gem"

Don’t you mean big titty goeth gf

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Any gem with a goth theme will do.

I would like to advice you that we now have installed our new space laser defense systems. Please enjoy your destruction. Have a nice day!

Superior Military and weapons

>they’re still on lasers

I'll have you know this is the finest laser technology. Also we are reverse engineering those warp pad things you use.

Those are incredibly outdated

Humans are so fascinated with them for some reason. I think it's the pretty lights that keeps them entertained.

We only need to shatter you rocks, not do anything fancy. We could just use the guns for that.

Hey gems quicly i need help so you know those blacholeships you got wellhow do you turn it off
pls quick serious answer only or we all die

Thats not possible our technology doesnt use what you monkeys call electricity so its like pffhahaha magic to you.

>only lasers

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Red big button

no button was trying to reverse engineer it

We will make progress, especially after we kidnapped a few dozen peridots. PRAISE GUNS!

Biopoison can bond with water molecules in other words we can just pump it into your atmosphere then watch as the very rain you live on kills you. Dont even think about eating anything the water drops on either the entire soil would be unusable to organics beings.

Is it only me or the horizon is... bending?

The funniest part is humans act so tough, and strong, when really they're even more fragile than us! Sure we crack and poof, but if even a pearl knocks a human's head a little too hard they're down and out! Sure, they're pretty impressive for an organic. But compared to a synthetic light construct, it's severely inferior.

I mean, they need to BREATH of all things! Can you believe it?! If they don't get oxygen they just fall over! What a joke!

That's why we're shattering you first. Or you can do it yourself and be done.

Lever on right

True, but your tactics are awful, you're entire society seems to be based around a rigid caste system of sorts and when deprived of a leader figure the grunts seem to lack sufficient direction.
Not to mention it seems like you highly underestimate the amount of people to send on missions.
Also what's with the complete lack of projectile weapons? It seems like you guys just punch at or stab everything.

thx

There are more of us in the galaxy than every single living that has existed on your mudball since 3.8 billion years ago. Only 7.9 billion of you and only the ones in that Europe and East Asia place seem to have any sufficient technological war potential you humans are a joke.

You guys send soldiers across the galaxy to fight battles with cattle prods and swords.
How do you have trans galactic travel but not even guns?

>laser
>harming gems
Should we tell it?

Gems probably never developed guns because shooting 90 percent of a gem does no lasting damage

>Humans brag about how strong they are
>Were almost completely wiped out by a rogue Spinel with ONE injector
>Had to be saved by the crystal GEMS
What's that organic expression? My "sides" are in orbit!? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WERE ALL ALMOST KILLED BY SOME JOKE GEM! THAT'S LIKE TWICE THE JOKE! HAHA!

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Shut up human clod

Oh my s-stars, you're a big cut...

To be fair that Spinel was really, really good for some reason.

Give me an L115A3 and I could kill one of your queens from a mile and a half away.

Chemical projectile based warfare was done by us 4 million years ago.

Dude, all Spinels are crazy good! They're pumped full of energy to not only be peppy all the time, but to constantly shape shift 24/7. Besides, she got fucked by a Steven a minute after she touched down, but no one could even mess with the injector without making things worse.

No lasting damage sure but it will "poof" them at which point they are vulnerable to further attack.
Its not even an insult, it just makes me realize that if you guys were the biggest threat out there than humanity is basically destined to rule the universe.
Imagine a human/gem society with the quirks of gem physiology and their technology utilized properly with human ingenuity and modification there really isn't anything that can't be done.

Why do they make a squeaky noise when they move? I tried to beat one up but it simply just shrugged off my blows as if its body was like slime or something. As a quartz this really stresses me out.

She was a perfect cut, of course she was good.
Even then, it still only ONE gem to almost completely fuck the planet up.
And armada of humans couldn't do shit to even one of our ships.
Plus touching the injector without deactivating it just made shit worse.

Yes. Gems please fuse with us. We will rule you.

And then you decided that running at the enemy to hit them with a stick was somehow more efficient than hitting them from a distance?
Seems like a step backwards.

When did that happen?
Is that Beach city?
Is your concept of "world" a place that was called literally based on the location it was founded on?

I bet your home planet is called something stupid like "Home world".

Quartz's are build strong and tough, they're meant to not move when you hit them.

a proper Spinel is made for squishing and hugs, even by super strong Quartz's without poofing. They're almost as strong as Peridots.

Yes no need to waste energy against gems when you just poof them instantly. We have all sorts of shit to deal with nongems on the otherhand.

Kind of like how certain gems can be disintegrated with vinegar?
Maybe stone in glass houses shouldn't throw themselves eh?

When you hit way harder than a projectile can travel through the air, it's definitely more a compromise than anything.

Can a Spinel fuse with another Spinel? :3

>Comparing puny earth gems to proper Homeworld Gems.
Look at me, I laugh at you clods! Nyehehehehehehehheh!

Yes, what are you stupid

I want to fuck a peridot until it poofs.

>I bet your home planet is called something stupid like "Home world".
No it called Crpyrk.

t. The Steven

>no need to waste energy
And that's another thing! you're apparently a trangalactic civilization but the energy of a bullet is worth considering? How is energy even something you need to worry about? you should have thousands of dyson swarms or something even humanity is on the verge of becoming a type one civilization

So you won't have any problem with me spraying your gem with vinegar right?

Hahahah it thinks using stars as energy is smart, gems have created our own synthetic infinite energy source.

>Dyson swarm
OH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! That old concept?! That proved severely inefficient compared to our gem energy generation! What kind of clod would waste resources surrounding a star of all things!?

I mean, I would have a problem. It'd be really gross. But I wouldn't be hurt. Just kind of... uncomfortable. How would you feel if I sprayed vinegar in your face?

There has to be some form of authority we can answer to, out there
Won't you gals join me on a quest to find an empire truly deserving of our loyalty?

Im worried about the future of the empire at this rate it looks like collapse is certain, cant wait for the thousands of light years wide war.

Yeah probably. I've never seen it happen but even the Diamonds can fuse with each other probably.

I am a human.

any gem please fuse with me I want to feel powerful

And yet you apparently need to come to organic ecosystems in order to leech off "bioforce".
>gem energy generation
So you're just cannibalizing other gems for energy?
So wait all of your energy for you're entire civilization comes from absorbing energy from living things?
How is solar or fusion less efficient than digesting biomass or whatever it is you do with organic ecosystems?

>uhhh, Kazooie, i think we are in the wrong server, this is not Smashchan, this is Gemchan, GUH - HUH!
>...So?
>So, we're not allowed to be here, we're not gems!
>gems are rocks, right? We could just ask Wumpa to turn you into a pebble again, besides, we can kick ass here too!
>gulp..

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>. How would you feel if I sprayed vinegar in your face?
Delicious

Don't worry, by the time The Steven is dead we can go back to how things were. Following orders. We'll even have a spot to drop off defects instead of just shattering them.

>an empire truly deserving of our loyalty?
Not going to lie this proposal >Imagine a human/gem society with the quirks of gem physiology and their technology utilized properly with human ingenuity and modification there really isn't anything that can't be done.
Is getting me interested.
Imagine if we rolled up on the snake people of Cygnus x72? they would never see that coming!

But the Steven cannot die.

By my Diamond you organics sure are stupid! We don't make those gems in kindergartens user! They aren't alive! I bet your species are the kind who freak out when eating a, what's it called? A "corn"? "Oh no! I am eating another organic! This is horrible!" What a riot!

Oh he will. Eventually. Some rogue gem will finally get the better of him and then The Diamonds won't have to listen to him anymore!

Wrong when the Steven dies a copy of him in pure gem form with enough power to overthrow White Diamond will appear.

Won't his gem half keep alive for a long time?
And even if his human half died what if the gem form took full control, with the human mind still intact?
He'd still be the same Steven, but as an actual immortal gem.
We'd be under his rule forever.
Oh my stars I can't even imagine that.
Someone SHATTER ME!

You clods! Don't you get it!? When I say get the better of him, I mean SHATTER HIM! I CAN SAY THAT I WON'T GET REPORTED! BECAUSE THISIS ERRRAA THREEEEEEE!!!

That Pink Steven thing is invincible you fool.

Again I direct your attention to the purple goblin that scrapes gum off the boardwalk benches that apparently nearly shattered herself tripping over a hill.
It just seems like you guy could have easily done in the crystal gems if you didn't constantly insist on doing everything in only the most complicated way possible.

Humans make a lot of salt

>Comparing us to some defective Amethyst
You know they're like three times her size, right? And a lot tougher? Peridots are way tougher than that one!

By white's eternal perfection, Do you know NOTHING about gems? Even a cursory understanding shows while we need a vast sum of energy to catalyze a gem's energy reserves do not need to be supported by outside energy sources afterwards, and blunty i probably use more energy in a week than was put into making me.

As for why the soldiers use melee, they are the soldiers, and they enjoy it. They were made for combat after all. From what my Quartz acquaintances have explained tech based weapons don't have the personal touch of one's own gem weapon, and most Quartzs have a melee weapon.

Okay so where do the nonliving power generator gems get their energy?
This shit is all actually a black box to you isn't it?
I bet whatever ancient race created you people invented all your tech and you're just drones repairing and operating it with no clue how it actually works.

We create ourselves you stupid organic or course we understand exactly how we work to the point we can customize our designs into gem classes while you humans still to rely on random genetic russian roulette.

You realize that was an overcooked runt, right?
A normal Amethyst could fall from a mountaintop and be just fine.

If we wish to form an authority we can respect, why not subvert the authority of the current human government?
If officials can be elected by the masses, why not simply run for these positions of of power in order to build a party of gems in control?

Whatever happened to that creepy Pearl White Diamond had levitating everywhere?

That was just White Diamond speaking through Pink's old Pearl. She's Pink again now I think?

That was White Diamond using Pink's old Pearl.
She's pink again now.

Humans would not vote for you, and you are not citizens of the US. You ought to be deported!

Is that so, human meatbag?
Then I will spend my next 100 years proving you WRONG!
I WILL BE A US CITIZEN, AND I WILL USE YOUR FILTHY HUMAN DEMOCRACY AGAINST YOU!

See I thought White Diamond worked like the rejuvenator

>A DEFECTIVE Amethyst damaged herself because she fell from a cliff and impacted with a particularly unlucky angle right on her gem
Also, please, stop using the CG as gold standard for our fighting ability.
They are jobbers, capable of winning only vs gems that were either corrupted or completely lost their minds. Every time they fought a gem who knew what she was doing they got assblasted.

counter point. They lost to a half crazy Spinel and a crazy lapis.

Competence is not a prerequisite to defeat them

Still need the diamond's for proper gem catalyzation, this is the entire reason era 2 gems are stunted. We are not biologicals and this recalibrated pink needs to realize that, I have no idea what the other diamonds are doing indulging this nonsense.

If there is any good part of this era 3 debacle it's that it seems with some of pink's era 2 gems reach full catalyzation in a very short period.