ITT: Gemchan 2

A “son” of Pink Diamond. Not quite sure what that means but I guess Steven is the new Pink Diamond.

And to the Peridot who laughed at me last thread, I couldn’t do anything. The organic was too strong, and I couldn’t harm it or Holly Blue would shatter me.

>organic
>pink diamond
shatter yourself

New Pink Diamond? But wasn’t she shattered eons ago? And I heard he’s an organic, last time I checked Pink wasn’t fond of organics.

It's some fake replacement puppet they've brought in to replace the REAL pink diamond who died hundreds of years ago. I blame the O.O.G (Organic Occupied Government).

Hah! Organics are weak, why would they try to hurt us gems? We can easily poof them if necessary. I do agree with you that there’s something fishy going on.

>/gempol/

So guys what are going to do about the degenerate era 2 gems.

They're going to have the Era 1 genocide! We can't allow our superior race to die!

I don't know! Everything is so strange! ...If I remember correctly White Diamond said he was half Zo..Zooman? Is that what they're called? I don't understand anything and it's frustrating! Everything is changing around me and I don't understand why or how!

That's why they've got a fucking fleshbrain in charge of everything! They're fighting from the shadows! We DISBANDED OUR ENTIRE ARMY!

Which I’m glad. I like being able to relax.

Wait... WHAT?

Yeah, not buying the whole human thing, as if gems are even compatible with their freak ape physiology in the first place. I think this whole thing is a ploy by the serperson shadow government to undermine traditional society, dismantle our military, and introduce mundane concepts like "compassion"

Yikes boomergems are SEETHING us era 2 chads are rising up? How are you even posting this you technology blind glorified prototype?

That’s hilariously wrong, in all her time of owning the zoo Pink Diamond never actually interacted with it. I should know, I was a former high ranking member of her court. So Pink must have had her heir during her time on her colony. But it sounds impossible, gems and organics can’t fuse!

The diamonds are all complete retards, we dont do anything other than just fucking exist and work what the hell is up with that?

I don't understand why people consider humans desirable. The fact that their lifespans don't even last a quarter of our lifetimes makes any relationship with them inherently tragic.

Don't even get me started on their... "disposal" functions. You all know what I mean.

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>Pink Diamond
Im sorry who? There are only three diamonds thats what my Blue Diamond told us Agates.

Heretical! Shattering for you!

We disbanded our army? Of course us stationed at the zoo, wasn’t told about all this. How are we supposed to defend ourselves if a enemy tries to attack Homeworld again? I’m not worried about the zoo, because it’s not like anybody visits anymore.

Guys I think I'm gonna shatter myself. I have no purpose in life anymore.

How many years did Pink Diamond spend on the Colony again? It's unfortunate but, it wasn't much time before her.. Shattering, geez, iI hate that word, wasn't it? Why didn't this "heir" come around sooner?

Organics are inferior to gems objectively speaking there is no real reason to care about them.

I’m sorry you don’t know, but Pink Diamond was around during Era 1. She was shattered some time after starting her colony, or so it seems. Apparently she has an heir, Stehven Uuniverse as he is called. I don’t buy it, Pink was never fond of organics. She saw them as mere playthings.

She wasnt shattered she faked her entire death, and Steven Universe's gem is actually the real Pink Diamond playing hide and seek. Zircon out.

I wish Steven would fuse with me

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Eww holy clod shatter yourself.

I forget but it must be some hundred years. Maybe her heir was in hiding? I’m surprised she’d even get with an organic, Pink sees organics as playthings.

I WANT A HUMAN PET FUUUUCK I WANT ONE SO BAD THEY LOOK SO SQUISHY AND SOFT AND THEIR HAIR ACTUALLY HAVE THREADS THAT YOU CAN RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH WITHOUT RUINING YOUR LIGHT I WANT TO TOUCH THEM AND HUG THEM AND PLAY WITH THEM ALL DAY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO GO TO EARTH BUT FUCKASS STEVEN UNIVERSE BANNED ME FUCKING CUNT BITCH COME OUT OF THAT FLESH BAG AND FIGHT ME PINK YOU SHIT LORD WHORE FUCK I WANT MY OWN HUMAN TO STICK MY GEM INTO FOREVER FUCK ME

A couple hours this really crazy looking Spinel gem highjacked one of our ships and stole an injector too, whats up with that? This is an Emerald speaking btw.

Ew ew ew

forgive my ignorance but what's a "disposal" function

so uh the diamonds corrupted pink diamond and now they're trying to pretend this unholy abomination is some sort of gem hybrid that will lead us to a new era. Its all a farce

Pink faked her death? B-but for what purpose? Why would she sell out her fellow gems for the organics? They have short livespans and aren’t as strong as us.

Tourmaline here. I want Blue Diamond, my Diamond, to sit on my face. Any other gems feel the same?

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Fucking Aquamarines always want to enslave organics for fun.
The purpose was she wanted to anger the three greater diamonds by creating some sort of civil war to make them forget about the colony. What a truely stupid gem she should be erased from the history archives.

Why not go the Human Zoo? Nobody visits much around here, and we have tons of organics around. I can get you in, just avoid Holly Blue. She can be insufferable at times.

Not like those things are going to be useful anymore, you know without our ARMY, just let her have fun, that's all they're good for, anyway.

Heyyyyy guys.. Sorry for destroying your culture, economy, and army. But taking over other planets is bad. So what if a former nation wants to destroy us? We can just talk it out and sing.

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So like anyone notice that White Diamond actually fucking talked to us? I mean seriously how long it has it been since she communicated with gems other than the two diamonds.

Yh there was a creepy looking Spinel gem here on Earth after some cute adorable I mean disgusting organic Steven Universe. Its alright she lost the fight and became a pet for the diamonds.

Around organically, always panic!

>That human which used his hands to modify the size of his wastepipe

what happened is that you're fucking fired

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Oh my stars! How awful, why would she do this? Pink was slightly childish but never to this extent. She was acting like a..a...clod! (As harsh as that is, it’s the truth.)

>Be a Ruby.
>Agate is forced to conduct a group-building exercise.
>Something the Steven implanted to "tidy up relations" or whatever.
>Agate says "Okay pebbles, Pink Diamond's son said we have to fall into each other's arms. I don't really understand it but it apparently builds trust so pair up."
>As always, I'm the last one picked.
>Agate scoffs and made one of the Peridots be my half.
>It's one of the dinky second generation ones with robot limbs.
>Said I should catch her.
>The Peridot then said she should catch me.
>We argued back and fourth until our Agate told us to get it over with.
> The Peridot finally agreed that I should be the one to catch her.
>Dumb inferior replacement, I'll make her slip and make her look dumb in front of everyone.
>Managed to trip her legs but she accidentally turned on her blaster.
>Both of us got poofed.
>Me and the Peridot will be sent to intellectual assessment in two standard days.
Why does everything get worse.

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zoobred humans are trash tier faggots, I'm only shoving my gem into genuine Earth-grown humans

Actually, hasn't she been seen out of her quarters lately? Haven't seen White Pearl in like, a year? either.

At the earth gem you seriously live on that dump? Are you one of those crystal gems? You know someday those humans will break you apart to advance their technology right?

But user, would you get shattered? Is this some new combat technique I haven't heard of?

It's just a conspiracy theory, don't believe those.

Just abduct them their technology is laughable you can find lots of them to grab and take into deep space for some fun, Im fond of the males.

Stehven if I ever see you at the Human Zoo again, you’re going to get shattered! Your stupid rules have ruined us, the organics are annoying and incredibly infantile.

We really loosen up on security. Just yesterday I saw a couple of Pearls just walk away with Destablizers.

I’d rather be broken apart than made into a disgusting human/gem fusion. As if fusing wasn’t disgusting enough!

WD said earthlings should be considered equal status beings now! That means it's no longer beastiality to jack it to zooman mating recordings, right?

Enjoy your shattering afterwards.

Oh wow an actual gem from that wreck's court, you should be ashamed of being part of that dirtpile.

I hope so, I still can’t believe all this talk about Stehven being the “Savior of the Universe”. Blech.

I still don’t get why Humans only fuse with two body parts.

Ew.

So guys any reason why fusion feels good? I mean seriously why?

>Restore Freedom in the empire.
>More oppressive then ever.
>Conflict and rebellion in colonies.
>Call for a New Empire throughout the Empire.
Steven ruined us.

Hey, Human Zoo staff, would you guys mind if I took over the human zoo?
I wish to conduct expire- I mean save you guys the trouble

Shatter yourself, degenerate. That stuff would still get you exiled in my colony.

Today I saw a Rhinestone.
I wish I hadn't...

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>quartzes
>people

It's not bestiality if both of them are beasts

I kept hearing this thing called jacking off. Is it some kind of new entertainment device?

I dont like this peace crap Im a Jasper I am made for warfare and carnage, fuck this Steven guy.

Fusion is officially encouraged now thanks to the Steven. Enjoy yourself.

Why would you even want to waste your time with an organic? They are annoying and can’t really pleasure us. It’s just a huge waste.

>tfw low on hierarchy so no pearl of my own

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Hey you worthless dregs just an Aquamarine dropping by to say you all suck :)

Aren't most gems like that? With the new laws, no one can really own a gem now anyways.

I'm going to make my Colony a hub for Gem Traditions and culture. The Diamonds betrayed us. It's time for us Jaspers to restore order. Like what we were made to do.

I believe that "jacking off" a recreational activity that humans commit by rubbing a protrusion on their groin

As long as I don’t have to get near the organics, I’ll take anything. We are honestly understaffed here, and the Amethysts don’t do their jobs. Anything would help now.

>he’s not part of the zircon master race
Sorry you got one of the stupid gems! Bottom of the caste for you!

>One chance at life
>Born as wall

Aw look the Ruby thinks its a person ahahahahahahahahhahaha

That sounds dumb. Does it make you stronger?

Ah, excellent!
Just, make sure to never ever enter the zoo when it's my shift

That Steven thing don't EVEN look like Pink Diamond, everybody know Pink Diamond was the purest color of pink around!

It's when you take a jackhammer to yourself and crack your gem before taking a dip in the PD-pool. The humans call these people "crackheads" if I recall correctly

I never get to see them. What are they like?

At least I have friends.

Does anyone else have a really impractical weapon?

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There are some humans that claim it does, albeit only for one arm
I am unconvinced by those claims, however

Hah! I heard that Stehven is a coward, who cries at his enemies. I could easily crush him, while he’s too busy crying to attack.

I want to fuse with Blue Diamond my diamond shes just so beautiful.

>cracking your own gem
How could you possibly enjoy this? Won't you drive yourself mad?

So, like shattering yourself? That’s weird.

Somebody has seen my sisters today?
I'm all alone...

We don't know you or you sisters loser.

I got a spoon. A FUCKING SPOON! I can’t even purge organics with this piece of junk!

Just got my first Pearl today gems, wish me luck.
What is a sister?

I know our society is failing but could you spare us your degenerates thoughts? I wish I could still report you.

Personally I don't understand all this descent against the new policy. White Diamond is infallible and ineffable. If she says that she made a mistake in the past then she made a mistake. She's flawless. She doesn't lie.

Speaking of which, I heard some humans enjoy cutting their weak fleshy bodies with pain
I find this morbidly fascinating

creepy fuckers. Don't think they even have proper eyes and they just stare at ya

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That is prohibited! Steven will probably let you fuse with him though.

I’m a Cubic Zirconia made for her court, I was made from her scraps, so I take offense to that. Since she’s gone, I’m stuck on this filthy Zoo.

Anyone know a quick and painless way to shatter yourself?

>got my first pearl today
Haven't got the memo? All Pearls are now "free". Gotta have to release that one!

I hear they go out of their way to inhale toxic smoke! For fun!

Fine, fine. Make sure to clean up after yourself once your done. I learned the hard way that organics are full of nasty fluids.

Anonymous Diamond is that you Blue Diamond my diamond?

I'm only live to serve...
Don't bully me.

user, wouldn't you just suffer even more?

Who was she again?

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Some often drink a liquid poison, and this is seen as normal behavior
Why do organics do these things?

Maybe it’s decorative? I’ve seen a few people get carvings, darkening parts of their skin and all that. You could probably draw something pretty easy on one of those fleshbags.

Shattering is no good I prefer getting a ship and flying into a star instead guaranteed instant death my gem.

Glad I can now legally fuse with my pearl in public.

Hey uh, whatever happen to that one gem, Pinwheel? No wait, Spin Dry? No that's not it..Spin-something...

I have never seen this person in my life. Some sort of corrupted spinel? This is obviously Topazshopped.

Show gem or gtfo

...ah yes! I am attempting to fuse with them because I am a degenerate haha!

Why are you showing us a freaky Spinel? Whoever is her owner should take better care of her.

Found a picture of these odd creatures in one of the databases. Could any fellow gem explain what they are?

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Oh...what I would give to have a Pearl.
I could have a fellow gem to talk to, the Amethysts are so rude. And Holly Blue and the Quartzes are hard to talk to. Here at the Zoo we need all the help we can get.

>would you get shattered
Poofed perhaps. But it would be worth it. Every day I spend of my existence is in service of my Diamond.

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Holly shit, is that a real Spinel toy? Never seen one

Look this Steven might have some bright ideas but hes just a stupid organic, his species has yet to undergo a stage in which their citizens can be created purely from science in which case they will question the purpose of freedom and choice which logically speaking is no efficient at all. We should not be listening to barbarians 1 million years behind us gems, Peridot speaking here.

You mean a Spinel? There's like tens of thousands of them.

>My patrol buddy left to speak with one of the older humans
>Hear screams from one of the human vehicles
>Human comes out exhausted and smiling
>This was two hours ago
>Buddy still isn't back

I'm scared guys

What an interesting theory, that might just be it

>she doesn't know

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They are so weird, they want to play and have fun whatever the heck that means. Sapphire speaking.

...not a bad idea. Where the fuck can a gem get a ship easy though?

Please, delete this image from your database and wait outside your cell. A nice officer will soon take you for a conversation.
Thank you.

Probably lifeforms from one of the old colonies. They look horribly malformed, good thing they were probably exterminated.

Me and the girls just raided one of those abandoned Yellow Diamond bunker thingies she left on all her colonies and we got the good stuff now! We found this one Injector that I'm thinking could kill any planet in like a day or two. Who wants to join my new empire?

Fusing with a organic? Pah! Good luck trying such a futile act. Gems and organics can’t fuse, so you’re wasting your time.

Yeah but I'm talking about the pink one. Where the stars did she run off to?

Why are Lapis Lazulis all cunts?

>Going to new homeworld
>Living in New homeworld
>Guarding new homeworld
Your fault, really

user, there's a lot of pink ones.

Could..Could he have shattered her?

>Her cut is perfect and she's pink

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They look like bald, deformed Peridots. Probably could make a better analysis if you weren't a newclod and downloaded the thumbnail.

Who cares? Organic filth. Reminds me of this one gem who works nearby to me. Really weird one, them. Shortest Ruby I’ve ever met and that’s saying something.

>New Homeworld
Gross, organic stuff makes me sick a planet is so nice when its barren and has nothing but rocks on it.

The fuckers who cut me left this little bur on the backside of my gem that stabs me when I roll over in my sleep. Fuck.

Haha, yes, how foolish I am to attempt such a degenerate act haha
I certainly am not attempting anything else

I want to fuse with my whole ruby detachment sometimes I am dirt

i want yellow to step on me

i never got why gems would shatter themselves.

so if you want to die you obviously don’t give a shit. like, about anyone. ‘cause if there is anyone who commands you, you don’t give a FUCK about them, or disobeying them, and if there’s not, there’s no one to give a shit about.

so instead of shattering yourself why don’t you just get the fuck out? leave your squadron, leave your assignment, leave the injectorfucking star system. go on an adventure, spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some rebellions. go be the Quartz That Could. go fuck up an alien with a harpoon. danger? fuck that, you were going up against 100% crack rate before, you’re being safe now. fuck EVERYTHING, girl, the universe is your oyster.
sometimes i wish i wanted to shatter. i’d pull the breaking point away from my gem, point it in the air, conquer a planet, LIVE. move to the milky way, hit up little homeworld, fusg with some organics. CORRUPTION, who fucking gives a shit?

and then when i’m done, maybe i wouldn’t want to shatter, ‘cause i’ve seen how beautiful this universe is.

tldr user is a gemlet

HELLO FELLOW ROCKS! I AM NOT ZIM BUT A FELLOW PERIDOT PLEASE INFORM ME OF YOUR WEAKNESSES!

Yeah yeah, but this one was Pink Diamond's. C'mon, you don't know her? Ah well. Wherever she is I'm sure she's happily listening to Pink Diamond and happy to stay by her side.

Organic detected, someone identify its planet so injectors with biopoison can genocide it. Organics are not allowed on this website.

All I remembered is that she stopped bringing her around one day.

Okay...am I the only one who notices the Irken dressed in hijacked limb enhancers?

user, I want to follow you to the end of the Galaxy and back

>happily listening to Pink Diamond and happy to stay by her side.
Hm, I think we got a problem with your theory here.

Uh,organics don't poof.
They just sort of leak red stuff everywhere.

>The jaspers are at it again
I’m joining the revolution. I can’t deal with this fusion fever anymore.

So which Pearl of the diamonds is the one you want to fuse the most with, White Pearl for me shes just so creepy and cracking.

She was kinda annoying to be completely honest.

Well i don't know much about others but my weakness is getting tickled.

Anyone else notice this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704 ?

Check out this Earth clod display
As they say fuck this bs

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Whatcha mean partner?

Seriously, WHEN are they not leaking stuff?

Eh, that stuff has a pretty short halflife exposed to the open air like that.

Why would a gem tell another gem their weaknesses? This post seems very fishy, your name is quite strange. I’ve never heard of a NOT ZIM being made before. Are you some kind of off color?

Go away, organic that is of a species we have clearly never seen before, but if we have seen your kind before we would have signed a treaty with your leaders, and by attempting this you would be bringing shame to them

None of them. They're all weak looking.

Earth is so ugly why couldnt Pink Diamond takeover that beautiful Mars instead its so barren and amazing.

There is a rebellion? I wanna join

When they're dead, but only if they've been dead long enough.

>Centuries serving a blue moping mess of a diamond
>When I could serving a proper leader like Yellow
It hurts, bros

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Which one? There's like twelve.

INDEED I AM FILTHY ROCK DYKE...UHHH...I MEAN...PRAISE THE DIAMONDS!

There's like, 7 million of them. Just grab one.

As long as the organics are fine, I could care less. Holly Blue will throw a fit if one of them is injured. And if word spreads Blue could very easily shatter us. So be careful.

I think we should fuse user

Delete this right now I am warning you i LOVE my diamond Blue Diamond. Also my blue diamond doesnt ever cry she is a strong leader and always cruel to us and I love it.

Believe me, she's no better. You're always forced to do random marches and sing these awful songs.

You.. Don't know?

Any of you Morganites ever just find a nice asteroid and knock it into a random organic planet for the lulz?

Red stuff? Last time I checked they were full of disgusting strange fluids. It’s a wonder how they can fit it all in their bodies.

Has anyone else taken notice of the weird gem here? He suddenly appeared after that one user posted the deformed peridots picture.

user. That has been illegal for over seven thousand years.

Know what? Come on, don't tumble my rocks!

I used to do that back in the good ol days of Era 1. Just fucking blew up a bunch of Lizard things on one of those water hunk planet things.

>be me
>Be a Peridot
>Have this unshakable image in my head
>I am sitting on a throne, as an inferior species bows at my feet, and thousands of worlds burn at my wish
>Find out about that earth thing
Is this a sign, bros?
Has my time come?

I AM NOT WEIRD BUT A PERFECTLY NORMAL PERIDOT!

My personal theory is they're full of pipes. Their entire body is full of pipes.

Well, hello fellow Periclod! Weaknesses vary from gem to gem, but the most efficient way is to use a tasing device energized with a G-433 energy signature. This should easily take them out, but it's hard to get your hands on one if you don't have the proper connections. An easier, but infinitely more cruel method to take out a gem is to aim for their gemstone. This would shatter the gem and render them permanently neutralized.

Have a great day!

How are you posting?

That's actually true, in my studies I have found out that humans have things called "veins" which are fleshy pipes that carry a liquid called "blood"

....An odd answer. Which Diamond are you assigned to? As a member of the Zoo I’m part of Blue’s colony. (Formerly Pink’s of course, but she’s gone now.)

We dont need another Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG

FUCK OFF BLUE PEARL, YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE DEFENDING THE BLUE CUNT

Much better than trying to console her when she get on a mood. Try to do anything under an ocean of tears

I know a Cubic Zirconia that has first hand experience with their leakage.
She said she got overpowered by the organic when it leaked on her but I think she enjoyed it let it happen.
Organics are almost as weak as pebbles, there's no way they can overpower a gem.

You seem a lot shorter than a normal peridot, and that's saying something..

THANK YOU FELLOW ROCK!
>in background
GIR! FIRE UP THE ENERGY GENERATOR!

Pink Diamond... Isn't around anymore. Hasn't been in over 5000 years. She was cowardly shattered.

Ok you wonderful gems which of you actually serve under the great White Diamond's court?

A Peridot? That’s ridiculous, you talk like an off color reject. What is your facet and cut number, if you are a “Peridot”?

WHITE DIAMOND IS INFALLIBLE AND INEFFABLE. IF SHE SAYS THAT SHE MADE A MISTAKE THEN SHE MADE A MISTAKE. SHE'S FLAWLESS. SHE DOESN'T LIE.

Anyone find it odd that out rulers always have to be Diamonds? I mean, what's wrong with an Amazonite or a Zircon leading Homeworld?

Fuck off, I'm going to live my dream of becoming Empress of the universe

Wait, so that means I'm RIGHT about something?! Wow!

Im a Jasper that fought in the civil war on earth one time my squad was station in an organic area full of trees I fell asleep and woke up to organics shooting some sort of white fluid on my body, needless to say I killed them as it was an attack against my person.

They're supremely ancient and intelligent beings. They're literally the lifeblood of our civilization.

Back in the Era 1 Days, yeah.
Once we we were getting strapped for resources I didn't have time for that anymore.
Now that the "Stee-vuhn" is running Era 3 we're just straight up not allowed to do that anymore.
Gotta "protect organic life" and all that dirt.
Fuck's sake.

UHHHH! ABACUS NINE!

Please, stop telling everyone, it doesn’t help that the Amethysts tease me for it. I’m just glad word hasn’t got far, if Blue finds out I’d be shattered.

...are you a ruby? You sound like a ruby
Ew

This post is brought to you WHITE PEARL

A Diamond shattered?! Now you're just messing with me. Who the heck is tough enough to shatter a diamond? Come to think of it, if what you say is true, where does that leave her Spinel?

Was it paint?

THIS IS UNTRUE AS IT HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED BY WHITE DIAMOND.

It was some sticky fluid with an odd smell it didnt smell like water at all. I even tried tasting it it was like nothing I have ever encountered honestly.

....That’s not a real facet, or cut. Can you at least tell me your Diamond? Any gem should know that easily.

I once overheard a rumour about a Quartz actually betraying her diamond and shattering her

Didn't Steven say not to posses the forms of other gems anymore?

So it was paint.

WHITE OF COURSE

What the hell is paint?

THE TALLEST ONE, OBVIOUSLY!

They're literally the ones that make us.
Why wouldn't they be our absolute rulers?

All you clods ever do is complain about the de-militarization of era 3. Do you even know the advancements the Steven's existence has made to the understanding of gemkind? With the discovery of "sleep" we've been able to create virtual experience spaces where multiple gems can interact without physically speaking or moving. We've been able to conduct advanced military drills and theoretical tactics/scenarios without committing to the use of resources. It's groundbreaking stuff at the Cluster research and recovery front where we're working to see if it is possible to rehabilitate those poor clods who were shattered and their shards forcibly melded together. One day we might be able to work them into a serviceable state of being.

It might even be possible using these findings to restore a shattered gem to their original form! Provided you have all the pieces anyway.

There's two of them???

Wow, wow, I may be a Ruby but I don't think I deserves an "Ew" out of it, you know? Like I actually was able to come to an logical conclusion! I feel super smart now!

Oh thats a good one but the diamonds are invincible no gem can beat them.

A filthy rebel? Figures...This universe is going to heck in a Hematite injector

>sleeping
Stop hanging around Amethysts.
You're better than those clods.

And for the record, the organic was much stronger than it looked. It was huge too, if I was a Quartz I could’ve overpowered it.

I ONLY SERVE THE TALLEST DIAMONDS

Like that clod Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG? That loser always thought she was better everyone else. I wondered what happened to her?

Steven Universe? So this thing is the leader of the universe?

I think she got harvested.

I don't know.
I've already heard the Aquamarines making jokes about it already.
I think you better lay low for awhile.
And stop fooling around with organics like a CLOD.

What have I done...
I made a ruby think she was smart...
Where did I go wrong in life?

I'm not sure what happened but it seems like Rubies saw it happens from far, and I know they're not the smartest gems around but they wouldn't dumb enough to see a shattering that never happened. About her Spinel, who knows? Many gems in Pink Diamond's court were reasigned to new posts after all.

>ywn be assigned a loyal ruby team and bully them mercilessly with your superior intellect
It ain’t fair, gems

>A Bismuth came to talk to me today
It was disgusting. What should I do if it happens again?

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Any notice that tall fusion back during the ball? I think its name was Garnet uhh wtf no its not Im a Hessonite Garnet a ruby and sapphire fusing its just beyond revolting.

Fuse with her, Bismuths are so big and so strong and cute

Thats hilarious. Convince her to re-calibrate the plasma lattice of the engine and wait for her to poof herself.

I have had a encounter with an organic zooman that left me covered in it’s fluids. I understand what you are talking about, was it salty like a Lapis Lazuli’s ocean?

Hah whats this Lazuli doing on the battlefield, they hollow our canyons to set up kindergardens.

But all the diamonds are pretty tall

She probably got reassigned to something lame like Garden Duty..

>Irkchan
God, I met an Irken once. Insufferable organiclets. Heard there leaders extol some virtue of "tallness," but can't even reach up to the height of an Amethyst!
you think this "steven" could "redeem" them like he did the diamonds?

Does it means... We could get the REAL Pink Diamond back?

132 years into re-engineering the control system for the gravity drive and suddenly the project is scrapped because everyone was told to "be themselves"? But.... I WAS being myself. No one else wanted to make a new generation of space warping? The only one who showed up today besides me was a single Peridot and she wasn't the best cut.

Why are Bismuths named after an element and not a mineral? What the fuck makes them so special huh?

It's disgusting and disgraceful that it has the gall to call itself a Garnet.

But they are all tall, you have to be more specific. Even an off color should know their Diamond.

What does redeem mean?

Watch out everyone! What began as satirical jabs at board culture will slowly, but ultimately give way to unironic gemsona role playing!

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Hey, I was trying to help, you megaclod

You should shave shattered yourself sooner, before it happened.

pearl in the service of an emerald here. i've been in front of yellow and blue before and i had to physically restrain myself from squishing myself between their massive chest paddings

>Gravel-brained clods staying put while I enjoy pleasurable physical stimulation with humans on Errth

Humans make more of themselves this way, and it feels great too. I don't see what the big deal is.

Another discovery found by the existence of the Steven is that it is possible for a gem to permanently wipe their own memories leaving almost no traces of their former form, function, or sense of self.

Take caution when interaction with humans since they seem to be somehow the catalyst for this type of cessation of existence. Though findings show it only applies to about half of the humans.

>Muh slippity slope
Haha no

Damn that's a shame. Last I heard she was working on Custer project and was heading to earth. Guess it better to be harvested than turned in another Steven by the humans. I swear every bad thing in the empire is connected to that place.

So gems get this I found a Lazuli's gem on the ground during the war and stuffed in a mirror and ditched it afterwards. Several days later you got idiots thinking the Lazuli is on Rose Quartz's factions man I was laughing so hard.

WHO LET THE OFF-COLOR IN HERE?

>tfw cut for astrological surveying for planet colonization
>tfw very very good at my job. Enjoyed my job. Did nothing but my job.
>tfw now I have to "discover myself" or some bullshit.

What does that even mean? I track stars and map pulsars. That's what I do! Am I supposed to do something else now? I'm one song away from throwing myself into a quasar!

Are you that Peridot that was laughing at me? Why should I take orders from an enemy? I’m embarrassed and I don’t need help from you. (I hope Blue doesn’t find out. I can’t risk a shattering. Maybe Stehven would help? I doubt it, he ruined my life.)

You actual madgem, lol

Back to the underworld with you offcolor scum.

Oh, don't be so molecularist, us so-called Gems come in lots of natural shapes and sizes. You know diamonds are elementals too. As far as I'm aware they're the only ones with a proper Cut, but you still got Gems like Bismuth who despite having no cut have a strong crystalline sub-structure, so they can do pretty unique things.

A use for every Gem.

You call her a gravel-gemmed reject and then post results.

Then STOP hitting the 'Reinitialize' button.

god i fucking hate off colors. if it wasn't for the new directive i'd fucking shatter you, you grotesque abomination

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Hey, if you no longer need to follow orders, why don't you just keep doing what you are doing?
If that so called stehven wants you to stop, then he's a hypocrite because that's what gives you joy in life!

Anyone else think a species of sextillions of beings serving only four people is ridiculous?

Heard it from one of the "human" organics visiting Homeworld. It supposedly means "to change one from evil to good." Don't know how that could apply to the diamonds, but whatever, I guess. The "Steven" is apparently good that this, and I won't deny that things have gotten better now that the Authority isn't shattering members of my platoon for shits and giggles.

You told me to! And don't say you told me to not hit it, I heard you as clear as day!

Hey did any of you sign off on an injector filled with Class 2 Bio-poison? I doing a weapons check and I'm short one.

i enjoy killing organics though.

I can't just DO what I'm doing. It takes a team of hundreds of mid and low-level technician gems. How do humans get large collections of people to do something together in a rigorous structure if they aren't forced to by a ruling hierarchy?

Nope.

Um, hi. So I'm Rose Quartz. Me and my squad just got released from stasis. Did we do something wrong?

Bruh the Tallests were so stubborn they refused to TURN THEIR FUCKING SPACESHIP to avoid a cosmic fuckhole they saw coming hours in advance. What the fuck makes you think they would change anything about their behavior to benefit a lesser race?

Shatter yourself right now useless off colour clod

No, because our leaders are just and smart and beautiful and flawless and smart and perfect and smart.

Pink Diamond just used your image to start a war as a big fat fuck you to the greater diamonds, also some organic trash called Steven is changing things for the worst.

Anyone know how I would get in touch with this Stehven? Regardless, I do want to have a chat with him.

I mean, organics love killing organics, you're nothing special

I want to ride in Blue's hair-rope thingy.
It looks soft.
I bet she lets Blue Pearl ride in it everyday.

A gem said earlier that she was a Spinel run off with it, probably having a blast with it right now, gosh, I wish I were her.

Just go that earth planet, threaten some pile of shit called Beach City and bam he does anything he wants because he "cares about life" ahahahahahahahaha

I told you it ONCE! If I need it to be pressed every 10 minutes on the minute I would have put a Robonoid on it. Look, why don't you just re-calibrate the phase diffuse. I'm glad you're here, really.

A miscommunication lead to an accusation that the entire Rose Quartz cut of gems were defective and so they were bubbled until these claims were proven false by the Steven.

Fine, fine

Stop the lies and fake news

The entire line is from Pink Loser so they should just be destroyed.

I'm surprised you survived era 2 with that attitude.

I remember this Steven thing tried to fight me and his crystal traitors too they fused into some abomination I cant even describe its so awful thinking about it so you know I just pulled out my wand and voila the fight was over in an instant.

Spinel here, how do I get my Morganite to play with me?

Pink Diamond disguised herself as a Rose Quartz, faked her shattering and started a war against herself as a big ol' fuck you to the other Diamonds.
I know, I know, we should never speak ill of a Diamond, but that's what happened.

She must've taken a Gem Rejuvenator too. Wherever she's going it must be a party. What color was she by the way?

That sounds promising, but Holly Blue would be furious if I just left my post. That and the zoomans would throw a fit, if they didn’t hear my voice. I don’t think I can trust an Amethyst with taking my place, and the other Quartzes are plain rude.

How did the Stephan get to the diamonds then, you lying sack of shit?

To all my fellow Quartzes: how are you coping with the fact you'll likely never serve on the battlefield again? I'm a veteran of 4 different organic extinction campaigns. Combat is all I've ever known. It's all I'm good at. All I ever wanted was to use my talents to serve my Diamonds, so what's even the point of living if I can't do that anymore?

>Ywn your own Ruby poof you and herself with a blaster.

Pink was not even as tall as the diamonds she was an off color passed of as a diamond its disgusting.

Oh i took him there of course, the diamonds wanted him for some trial I could have cared less about.

Oh yeah, you were that perfect-cut earth-Jasper right?
What was pretty damn cool.
Shame about literally everything else that happened to you.

Best post in this thread, hands down. Even if it does come from some off-color wretch.

I'm a Quartz that's coping well enough. Have you tried shapeshifting?

I'm currently working on shapeshifting into one of the creatures the "Steven" mentioned. I think it was called a caht?

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biologic detected

It would be funny if we got really bored and started RPing as humans shitposting on their own Humanchan

No you pile of dirt Im an Aquamarine.
youtube.com/watch?v=ewx0rBG0-Zo

Bask in my glory you lower gems.

Hell if I know. Heard she was like red/magenta. Maybe pink but like, deep PINK.

Why does this 'Steven' insist on being called 'he'? I refuse to call her by any special pronouns. She just wants to be seen as unique and special to us. It's a nonsense word. It's literally one letter away from 'she', not even creative.

R... Red Beryl was lost in the Gem War. When I saw the message from Steven Diamond, I went to his Colony right away... but there were only a couple hundred cured gems and Beryl wasn't there. I... I lost a dozen friends and... and Beryl in that war. And now things are... "OK?" But I don't feel OK at all.

Deep pink huh? Hey waitaminute....

Quartzes in my sector have begun organizing large fighting tournaments where they test their brawn and skills against each other.
This happened since socialization between different gem types has become more common and the bismuths of the sector wanted something to do, so they built a huge arena for it.

Now the quartzes get to fight and the bismuths get to rebuild the arena constantly.
Other gems sometimes also enter the tournaments and make it pretty far.

Coexisting with organics is nonsense, the crystal gems as they call themselves boy thats a pretty stupid name but anyway they should kill all the organics on that rock and make it their own.

Wow I finally got connected to the Intergalatic Net. Hello everyone!

This Stehven has forced me to stay in this awful job of taking care of the Zoo. I can’t even ask for more help, the Amethysts are protected by Stehven. Even though they constantly fool off, I can’t say anything about it. And Holly Blue puts all her anger out on me, by making my job miserable. The stupid organics need my voice, or else they throw tantrums. And the Quartzes...well the Quartzes are actually good at their jobs. They don’t talk much though, so I don’t have anyone to talk to.

Can it shapeshift into a more beautiful and graceful form? That smallness is just ridicule for a Diamond.

What the fuck sort of gem is "Ronaldo"?

Hello! What gem are you supposed to be?

I am a human...and you are ROCK PEOPLE! You want to enslave us!!!

Human? What is that?

Are you the organic who claims to be a gem?

I've never heard of a "Ronaldo" before
What kind of attributes do you have, gem?

Did...did you just call us Rock People...

What? You've never seen a pink Spinel? Those aren't as common as they used to be but there's still a few.

Hahaha! Good one, is that an Amethyst? You guys are great.

I'm gonna type down a rundown for people still confused about the current situation with Pink Diamond. You can find more info about this in the Diamond Authority Historical Database (DAHD).

>thousands of years ago, Pink Diamond visits Earth for the first time for colonization purposes
>she apparently felt remorseful for the life that lived there, but assumed that the other diamonds would not listen to her requests
>Pink then creates a new persona and dubs it Rose Quartz
>that's right
>Pink motherfucking Diamond was Rose Quartz the entire time
>starts a revolution with the other gems under her new persona
>the only gem that knows about her identity is her Pearl
>speaking of her Pearl, she assisted Pink in faking her death, leading to her fully adopting her new "Rose" persona permanently
>the Diamonds summon their ray of autism and corrupt most of the Gems currently on Earth in an attempt to wipe Rose and the Crystal Gems once and for all
>it didn't work
>fast forward thousands of years later, and Rose discovers falls for some human
>they both have their lovey-dovey relationship until Rose has an idea
>to imitate human relationships, she modified her anatomy to mimic the female reproduction system to create a rather unique living being
>however, this hypothetical being required Rose's gemstone to function
>both apparently could not exist at the same time
>this resulted in her consciousness and form being overwritten to accommodate for Steven Universe, a human-gem hybrid of sorts
>pic related
>Steven and the remaining Crystal Gems have a long kerfuffle with the Diamond Authority before they discover that Steven is technically Pink
>after numerous misunderstandings and conflicts, Steven Universe gets reinstated as Pink Diamond

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Enslave you? Please, organics are fucking useless other than being fuel for new gem formation.

Took a trip to Earth and did some 'experimenting' with the local gems, now I have some kind of weird bumps around my gem, anyone know what they are?

Yes I did

Let me just track your IP...
Oh wow
You're from the New Homeworld!

What if someone else wages war on Homeworld or that mudball we're apparently protecting?
We Quartzes should be on the front lines defending our Homeworld and gemkind.
And here we are, twiddling our thumbs because of this galactic peace thing.
By the stars I WISH something would try to blow us up so we can get back in shape, back in the fray!

An organic playing games! How cute, and how predictable. We gems haven’t touched your planet in eons, what are you complaining about?

The last Spinel I remember was happily playing in a garden with Pink Diamond

Wait a second you mean organics revolted against the diamonds personally and were completely exterminated? What the fuck? What the fuck?

I dunno, sis. A few of the gems in my platoon have taken up this "art" stuff. Smearing a canvas with colored oils and whatnot. They say its fulfilling for some reason, and I even tried it a couple of times, but it kinda just felt like... nothing. At best it's a way to waste time until we would be needed again, which may well be never at this rate.

Is that some kind of fiction?

Now that we're allowed to think and speak freely do we even need the diamonds? Outside of upper management and discipline what's stopping us leaving Homeworld and conquer and forge our own future? We can all share our knowledge of the inner workings of the empire to help rebuilt. If we take all the good from each era like organization, tech and fusion we can make our own golden age! I think this Steven diamond and his crystal gems have some pretty good ideas but I'm not going to follow along in this eco friendly pc bullshit. Who's with me?

Damn...there's some gems out my cubby.

I suggest you go back where you came from before you find yourself on the business end of a probing table.

How would you like it if we called you Monkey People huh?

I just came by to say you should shatter yourself for even having such disgusting thoughts.

Those are psyche inflection points. They're a sort of corruption caused by disharmonic interactions of Diamond essence. They're permanently bound to your personality now.

Ever since I got discharged I've had fuck-all to do, so i've been jumping onto spikes just to stay poofed for a few days
Just fucking bubble me until the next war.

Ronaldo, since you claim you're human, is this what you're supposed to look like?

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No no no Im saying we should have like millions of diamonds to serve not just four.

You do not scare me rocks! You will be defeated!

Also check out my blog: keepbeachcityweird.earth

Saw a Peridot, a Pearl, and a Lapis Lazuli holding hands today. How can we allow these disgusting displays and how can I find my own group of gems to be a part of them?

I thought they were called "meep morps"

Oh, you're the same kind of thing as the Steven. You misunderstand. We wanted to kill you all and convert your planet's resources into new gems. Not enslave. Your squishy kind has (had?) no value to us.

Hope that clears things up!

That sounds fake

Pfft. Maybe on "Urth" or whatever you're supposed to call it.

>She can’t into meep morp!

I’d recommend going to the “healing” spring they have on Earth. I heard it cures any ailment in gemkind, I’d also stop hanging around Earth. The organics are annoying and disgusting.

Shatter yourself

My entire colony has just been sitting down and staring at the sky since Steven's broadcast ended. No one really knows what to do now and we don't really understand any of the forms of recreation Steven supposedly introduced to other gems. Most days we just kind of sit around and do nothing. Anyone else experiencing this?

Organics are so funny

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Have you tried jumping up and down to see who can jump the highest?

Post organic injector or gtfo

Whatever, don't trust your Chrysocolla. It's a brand new world and we get to be anything. Including stupid.

The humans have some shit called television which is humans acting like idiots broadcasted to other idiotic humans for the sole purpose of entertainment. Apparently the garbage in New Homeworld is into that, this is what that Steven freak wants to introduce to us.

So you're saying I'm fused with Diamond essence now?
The organics aren't so bad. One of them bought me a 'geetar' and it makes funny noises.

>So you're saying I'm fused with Diamond essence now?
You... always were. That's how you were made. Unless you're a Pearl.

After pink I would say four is too many.

Hydrolate

Hey gems Bismuth here I really fucking love making weapons of mass destruction, and ever since Steven made that broadcast well I havent been allowed to do that and its driving me crazy.

>hasn't gotten into fusionball
>hasn't warped to little homeworld to squeeze some organic adults in private

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Alright but do you think the Stehven would look better if he was actually pink?

We tried doing that but it ended in a brawl when a Jasper accused an Amethyst of cheating by jumping on a slightly higher mound. We had to use a few destabilizers so no one was shattered.
I heard rumors about this television, but according to our Peridot, it will take approximately one million years for the signal to reach us.

The sun incinerator isn't being repaired it was stolen by a human and a band of off colors don't believe the diamond coverup

Did you see that Sanidine the other day? She laid waste to the entire sector with just a rapier. She fought like a Garnet at almost half the size. Don't fuck with heated Feldspar...

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Obviously, that human uhhh whats it called again skin is so harmful to the eyes.

If we're all fused with Diamond essence, why are Rubies so inferior?

That's better than the "caht" thing that other clod was talking about, but still seems kind of... frivolous. Not to slight any soldier who wants to prove herself, of course, but there isn't much of that old grand purpose behind it.

See, now that's the sort of thing I'm talking about. Without anything to really test our mettle, we'll just get softer and softer until what remains of our society collapses.

I would recommend avoiding them. Organics are full of strange habits and disgusting fluids. I know firsthand that organics can’t be trusted alone.

The reports said it stolen by a pink colored being, humans arent pink you fucking Ruby.

DAMN that's an Off Color?! Sucks, I would've LOVED to serve one of those beauties.
Nephrite here by the way

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My transfer request to Little Homeworld was denied. Something about not wanting to overrun the planet with gems. And I haven't actually done...the thing yet. I don't even know if I know how.

Perhaps I can help you with that
I'm a peridot currently living on Earth
I can take the data from every single "TV show" to ever exist, and pass them on in a video format
Do you have a main computer in your base?

have you looked up roller coasters?

Need help. I'm a Pearl, you see, and after that "Stethan" person's broadcast, my master decided to relieve me of her service. I have no idea what to do now. Help please?

Go to Earth and find the “healing” spring, it should heal you right up. There should be a warp somewhere close.

Your Peridot is stupid. Human television follows a very simple signal pattern; it's essentially just a form of the Generation 2 Wailing Stone signal only with segmentation to avoid generation loss and a fairly naive compressing method that even an Agate could reverse engineer. All you need to do is transfer the signal onto a warp-based medium and, whammo, Warp-zero speed.

>I know firsthand that organics can’t be trusted alone.
Elaborate, I'm looking into a trip to Little Homeworld soon and was hoping to see what these organics are like first hand.

Ugh, you deformed creature

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Shatter yourself before you start acting like a Ruby.

...be my pearl?

Fuck you you're probably a Peridot. Come see me and my mates when our sapphire visits that sector I'll poof you good.

Human television uses electromagnetic radiation it is vastly more primitive than the quantum flux noise which the wailing stone uses even back in Era 2 you foolish clod.

Say what you want about Stehvan, it DOES heal cracked gems. And it'll do it for pretty much anyone no questions asked. Complete sucker.

Of course, our computer is just sitting there gathering dust. It'll grow a new gem at this rate.
I'm a simple gem, I do not do technician work. You might as well ask me to fuse with an organic.

I-I had a run in with a zooman. I’d rather not tell, it’s too embarrassing. (Another gem in the Zoo could tell you. Just promise not to tell any of the Diamonds.)

What's your cut, sweetie?

You got a master?

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Imagine getting your ship stolen by an organic, whatever Emerald you are please fly into a star.

Are you the gem who was "pinned down" by a Zooman?

I'm also a Pearl who was relieved of her service. Would you like to come to Earth with me and see what their planet is like? I have heard it's an excellent place to be a Pearl. Perhaps we could even fuse?

Can someone post the webcomic of Steven turning Connie white?

Heya, Emerald here. What I wanna know is HOW THE FUCK did Pink Diamond turn into this organic "Sti-phan"? How does a gem become an organic? I don't...I don't get it you guys. Am I just defective or something? Please tell me I'm not the only one who's thinking about this.

>Era 3 starts and this new pink diamond declares all pearls to be free
>Now I have to carry all my own things and nobody cleans up for me
why did we allow this?

There is nothing wrong with homogem fusion only hetero.
webcomic? Connie? ?????

Tracking your IP...
Alright, I should be sending you the data by warpstream right about now...

Of course it's more primitive, just wrap some random metal around a Wailing Bell and you're "reading" their primitive "information" (if you can call it that; it might as well be random noise). Seriously, that's all they do. They don't even use acoustic interference or anything.

A Ruby could do it.... well, an Amethyst could anyway.

Y-yes.

It's this thing called "sex". Apparently it is a miniature fusion type thing where instead of fully fusing, you only merge one or more parts to each other. Also I was told organics and gems could do it, but I am calling bs.

Did you know that humans have offcolors too? They're just as defective as ours.

I saw one of the fusions that pink organic was traveling with once. Damn near made me want to poof myself just from looking at it. Or start punching it until all its shards were dust. Wasn't really sure which.

DO NOT LOOK INTO THIS. I made the mistake of researching into the issue and stumbled across human making instructional videos. Suffice to say they have their own organic injectors and their use is disgusting.

What nonsense are you speaking?
What's your cut, gem?

She got on her knees and let a zooman fill her face with its fluids.
I heard from the Jaspers that she really enjoyed it.

I hear Earth Jaspers are pretty horny.

Wow... what on earth did you DO to your Pearl that she didn't immediately choose to serve you?

The what? Are you feeling okay?

Fake news, Pink Diamond is embedded in the talking fleshbag. I do wish the diamonds would just rip her out of that thing.

Have you guys ever heard of a "guh rehg"? Apparently not even diamonds can resist him.

As a Peridot, I'm a naturally curious gem. Would anyone like to try this out with me?

The fuck is a Connie?
Is it like the soft "Steven" thing that's running our society with the Diamonds now?

This illustrator clearly shows us how much better it would be.

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She got dazzled with that new homeworld shit and wanted to go start a "new life" and I'm not allowed to stop her now. Honestly can't believe we're taking orders from an organic now.

That's just a myth. Things like that don't exist. I mean how would you even walk if you had something like that between your legs?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eurgh. The thought of that fills me with disgust.

That's also a possible theory too. The only way to know is if the diamonds do rip her out. They probably won't, at least, not yet. I'm pretty sure the Diamonds are very busy as is and they'll get around to it. My Diamond herself is extremely busy.

I hear it has a prototype concealable weapon created by a rogue Bismuth that can shatter diamonds.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. It's the disgusting process by which one organic's meat slaps against another's meat to produce filthy meat offspring. If you really wanted to, I suppose you could shapeshit yourself a meat analog body part, but if you ask me, I'd rather shatter myself.

Better get used to it. Now that a human is on the throne, relationships with organics will become mandatory within the next two decades. And we’ll all be required to turn our gems around too

Its a waste of time the pleasure you get some fusion is much much much better trust me.

Jasper here...
I went to little homeworld to see how strong the organics are.
And so far, I fear no organic
But
That thing
It scares me

Over my shattered pieces we will. I'd never fuse with an organic.

Apparently a Spinel lives in the palace now, seriously what?

Has anyone seen these so-called 'males'? Supposedly Earth has gem-like life, but then they also have these 'males' which are like gems but different. It's hard to explain.

>questioning a diamonds’ supreme and flawless decision to live inside flesh until it rots around her
Not even your trips can save you

This. Gems being fused is confusing enough as is, can we NOT add in another completely different and inferior species into the mix?

>mandatory relationships with organics
At that point I'd just step right up to White Diamond herself and personally ask her to shatter me.
Fuck this gay "Urth".

It was expensive, but my rejuvenator came in today. It's bigger than the picture and it's pretty heavy.

I already love this weapon.

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Oh you're one of "those". Fuck off with your fusion trash. Don't you know that after gems fuse, they stop being able to live without fusion? Before long, they just turn into hideous addicts.

It's just a phase, I'm sure. The Diamonds just had to re-live the death of Pink all over again. It's only natural they would want to try and connect with her by being as childish and irresponsible as she was. Just wait, in 1000 years this will all blow over.

Where my fellow ruby's at? /rubygang/

What's so confusing about fusion, huh? Unless you're one of those freaks who fuses outside of their kind, it's a perfectly natural normal thing.

What, you some sorta antiques collector or something? Those things stopped being good waaay before Era 2 even started.

Relax buddy Im just a Topaz that fuses with only Topazes completely fine under gem moral guidelines.

Anyone got any fusion stories to tell? We're having fusion orgies on Zeta VII, the highest we've fit into one is about 30 gems. I'll tell you it felt like we were a diamond before we fell apart.

So uh...
Does anybody has the link to the movie? The 1080p version of it, not the 720 one.

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Aww, sweet! Lucky! I can't wait to get my hands on that when I get mine!

That "thing"? What did it even do to scare A JASPER?

Mods

I don't like to stereotype whole cuts of gems, but does anyone know why Sapphires and Rubies always end up in relationships together?

It's not a weapon, you Quartz, it's a tool. Just IMAGINE what you can do with it. It's far more than just a gem-poofer. With this you can reset any flotsam that clogs up an inefficiently-performing Gem has developed. And that's not even getting into the experimental merits!

Im curious how powerful mixed fusions are after witnessing an "Obsidian" fusion revolt against the Diamond megaship in the capital years ago. Could the real reason behind banning mixed fusion is all sextillion of us could become a being that could overthrow a diamonds? No way thats just crazy talk.

Gemlets stick together

I stopped by a "kahn sert" that was close to little homeworld and I saw this.

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>What's so confusing about fusion, huh?
>It's literally more than one gem fusing with each other to make a brand new and bigger gem.
Literally fucking everything. Like, what if the fusion goes fucks up and goes horribly wrong? What if you can't unfuse again and you're stuck that way forever?

>rejuvenator
Wtf you are the Spinel that stole my ship.

MODS

Yellow Diamond sometimes watches the tournaments.
She sometimes looks like she wants to jump down from her seat and throw down with with everyone else participating. I haven't seen her look that happy and excited since era 1.

No way, any gem fusion past 30 would just be pure insanity. A Diamond would easily take it. I think it was banned for being addicting. Everyone on the planet's doing it. Nothing's getting done. Not that I'm complaining.

I'm on it

That's sad user, I'm guessing you're a Citrine because a lot of them just popped out, and they're already being recalled.

They all want to fight and there's no war.

>be me
>Be a sapphire
>Good friends with this other sapphire
>See visions of us cuddling and fusing together
>See the Steven announcement
>Like that's gonna happen
>It happens
>Other sapphire goes to little homeworld
>I follow her there
>Foresee something
>It can't be true
>Find her creating a crevice in her crotch to let some human put his meat stick inside her
>Leave to come back to homeworld
PLEASE SHATTER ME

Humans dont have more than four limbs, is that? Oh no a fusion of a gem and human I think im gonna be sick.

Rubys are easily-distracted and curious whereas Sapphires are fatalistic and desperate for distraction. Funny how such a useless trait can corrupt a perfect sapphire. I suppose even the upper crust have their weaknesses. Well, outside of Diamonds.

I'm sorry, but I must refuse. My mast- former master told me that "I do not belong to anyone anymore."
T-T-That's a bit personal, your first question. Second, no... Not anymore.
About fusing, I... I don't know. It seems so scary. Maybe we could work up to it.
But as for going to Earth, I'd love to go with you! Maybe we could even find that Stethan person so I can wrap my hands around that homewrecker's stupid organic neck.

>30 gem fusion
I'M TELLING YELLOW DIAMOND RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I HOPE SHE COMES IN AND WRECKS YOUR DISGUSTING FUSION ORGY.

>Now that there are not "inferior" beings, they're forcing us to shapeshift a functional digestive system
I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT FOOD STUFF, WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA

So, uh

Have any of you seen the meep morps humans have made of us? I admire the craftsgemship, but some instances seem to be mid-fusion.

Is that even possible?

No. It's a fusion of a gem and TWO humans.

I, for one, am all for the destruction of our caste system in favor of a meritocracy. What do Aquamarines even do to be so uppercrust? We Peridots should rise high in the new order.

Fuck you for giving me that image. Holy fuck, I wanna be shattered right now.

* tink tink tink *

A-HE-HEM

FUCK HUMANS

FUCK HOMEWORLD

AND MOST OF ALL

FUCK THE DIAMONDS

>30 gems
>30
I hope the Diamonds shatter you all and crush your shards into dust.

How could you miss the broadcast? It was on loop for ages
youtu.be/BwR-qz-AjM4

You're all missing out. My gem was touching a Jasper's, and let me tell you, the waves of pleasure were unreal. Oh, and when that Peridot joined us, we near unfused from it.

Can we please spoilertag any images of organics? It's really gross and unnecessary

Calm down you Spinel.

user THIS ISN'T 8GEM YOU'RE GOING TO GET SHATTERED

Calm down, Spinel.

Wait, that's mandatory now?
I thought it was just something the Amethysts did for fun?
I don't wanna have to shove disgusting organic stuff down my throat and have it slide out of my backside.

I like them. They remind me a bit of our new Steven.

t. Heliodor

>hang with my friends at a Beach house
>rejects an offer made by all three diamonds at the same time
Why are organics so stupid?

Mods are sleep, post lewds

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Did anybody else remember that time that Pink fused with a "kahn knee" at the ball and started a disgusting fusion orgy? Why is degeneracy like this being pushed?

W-who is she?!
Is she accepting new recruits for her squadron??

The absolute madgem.

This is a "safe for the authority" board you filthy disgusting defective.

>FUCK HUMANS
Yes.
>FUCK HOMEWORLD
Hollup.
>AND MOST OF ALL
Wait a minu-
>FUCK THE DIAMONDS
REPORTED FOR TREASON

What are you even talking about? Gems dont sleep we are always conscious.

Diamonds have mercy...

Hey everyone! I'm a human. Steven let me borrow his intergalactic communicator to foster better relationships between our peoples. Ask me anything!

Anons just Doom posting, it's not mandatory
(Yet)

She won't help you anymore. The Steven worked his organic trickery on her. If there were a rejuvenator big enough, using it on the Diamonds would be a mercy.

Diamonds went defective after Pink Diamond was shattered, I swear. Era 1 Yellow would've never allowed this lunacy.

Do destabilizers work on the diamonds?

Yeah, now they're teaching us too sleep too.
It's bullshit I tell you, I swear I'm gonna snap one of these days

What is your purpose in life
What function do you serve?

Ssssh. You could get shattered for even asking that

What's a "his"?

I also went to little homeworld for some R&R. I did my best to be open minded and I had a great time, played games, ran into some old gems I knew before the war and era 2 started and by the diamonds I even had "pizza"! It was all fun till I saw it. I'm a 6'5 quartz shock trooper and....I fear that thing.

Holo related

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Yeah fucking right. The day there are humans on gemchan is the day Rubies run the science division. Blood or GTFO.

That was semen. You tasted human semen. By all laws and rights, you belong to it now. Thank god the war ended like 50 human life cycles ago, or else you would be so screwed right now.

How would you like to be stuffed inside my injector where your molecules are split apart into a fuel that will create new gem life?

Perfect cut and ohmpilled

BY THE DIAMONDS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

Most Zirconias are made with scraps from their Diamonds, so it’s like Pink was the one who had the organic fluids on them. It was humiliating, but it’s even more miserable knowing my Diamond would be ashamed of me.

I... don't want to be THAT Gem, but... letting one's psycho-space disjoint from their conscious sweep (what humans call "dreaming") is an absolutely stunning experience. Out of all the things that organics have thrown against the wall, I think there is some merit to this one.

There are no humans on the network. Blood or gtfo.

Well, that's for all of us to figure out! We aren't born with an explicit purpose. We just sort of figure it out as we go along.
Humans are a sexually dimorphic species, meaning that unlike gems, we have more than one gender. Males of our species (this is the type of human that is most unlike gems, females are most like gems) are known to go by the he/him/his pronouns!

Don'tDon't listen to her, you should feel smart. Have you ever met a human that was all open and junk? Probably not, and you guessed it!

I have discovered humans had "blood"! Can I get on the science division now?? I'm ready ANYTIME!

The virtual experience spaces we've been able to craft using "sleep" are better than any vapor shaping room and a million times more resource friendly to create.
Your hatred for change and the organics blinds you to the actual useful things we've gotten from era 3 so far.

I'm sorry, I don't understand your terminology!
I would not enjoy that, no.

Oh hey, I think those are the organic fluids I heard a Cubic Zerconia got covered in.
That looks disgusting, how can anyone enjoy that?

But Pink Diamond did the same thing willingly
Where do you think the Steven comes from?

Don't try and trace me, I'm posting through 7 scrambled warp-points, but trust me as someone in the know: it has some effect on blue and would have been effective against old Pink, but Yellow and White are immune to the yellow energies of the destabilizer.

Humans have administration called republics where they basically scream for a really populatr human to lead them for a set amount of time. What a really silly system? Why should the non elites control anything its ridiculous.

More than one gender? They're worse than I thought...

>Fusion orgy in the barracks next door
Era 3 is a fucking sham

Hey no, just because you guessed ONE thing right, does not make you smart!

>not joining them
Defect.

Showcase an image of your blood, if you really are a human. Otherwise, we have no reason to believe you.

PLEASE BE IN BEACH CITY

>I would not enjoy that, no.
But you exist to be fuel to injectors.

>Me and my new fusion partner Jasper go to Earth
>We hold hands
>Some angry old human yells at us angrily and calls us sinners
Who knew humans also had fusion taboos?

Actually, it's a really enginous system, the elites pick two elites who pretend to be different but are actually the same, and make the non elites pick between the two with no other options

>joining them
Degenerate

Nice thread. When is the next one?

Wow, thanks! Nope never saw one opened up, now I'm ultra curious whatthose "vains" thingy looks like!

>Rose Quartz Kush for sale
This stuff looks fun but as a crystal gem I'm not feeling it but my human likes it and we have patty cake?

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Lemme guess... Jades?

Stehven is a disgusting hybrid of a Rose Quartz, not a Diamond! Pink was shattered eons ago, there’s no way she could’ve had a child let alone him. It’s all a lie. (I hope so..)

I really am not comfortable doing that, sorry!
I am in Beach City with Steven, yes :)
You're looking at this all wrong. You don't need to use humans as a resource. I have a Peridot friend who has figured it all out. We really can co-exist in peace! :)

>more than one gender
You can’t possibly expect anyone to remember more than one gender
What is WITH this species of snowflake obsidians?

What's a gender? Is it like a convex fender bender?

The division it causes can lead to civil disorder though I mean some human world called America is a complete shitshow at the moment due to this.

>organics make better music than us without even singing
youtu.be/QYmxDhh8QWY

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I didnt know what it was at first, but I then started studying human superstitions
I believe that 'thing' is a specific creature known to be the embodiment of pure evil, a 'Devil'

It always starts with a Jade, but I swear I see Bloodstones and even fucking PEBBLES going in and out of her domicile.

I can't stop laughing since I found out that humans are all similar heights. Their leaders are PUNY compared to a Diamond! Imagine a Pebble next to a Jasper and you've got a good comparison.

>species of snowflake obsidians
I chuckled

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Organics are simply trash a male and a female are reallly two units who exist to make new organics the male fertilizes the female's eggs which in turn combined becomes a new human. Their form of replication is vastly inferior and inefficient to ours.

Not only it kills our efficiency as we don't need it, literally hours gone to waste only because we're supposed to "dream", but also you don't have a control of those "dreams" so you let your secondary conscious system take control of your body. I saw when they took a Pearl after she dreamt about her being a Diamond because everyone was looking at that dream thought her gem

I know, fellow Spinel, human music is GREAAAAAAAAAAAT.
youtube.com/watch?v=JPhsWGNWBGY

The human creature can explain better but it's one of those gross organic things. They have some method to share complex data through some organic process that isn't fully understood to gems yet, but only if these "genders" are different.

You haven't heard?
The rebel Rose Quartz was secretly Pink Diamond all along

>not comfortable

That sounds more like "I'm a stupid fleshfag, please poof my face" to me.

Does anyone know what a 'lesbian' is? I'm on Earth right now and I keep hearing people praise me for being so brave for being one openly and how great it is that our entire species is composed of them. I don't know if I should be insulted or not.

Whatever that THING is, I hope it gets exterminated. I don't care what it is, it deserves to be shattered, destroyed, WHATEVER TO GET RID OF IT!!!

They seem to have some sort of ranking system the really dark brown humans seem as stupid as Rubies, while those pale yellow ones are like Peridots.

5 rubies, 6 kunzites, 8 jades and about 19 quartzes, to be specific.
I think I’m just going to call it a day and poof myself.

Fun fact: Humans do not poof! :)

Take your conspiracy theories elsewhere. I can tell you're a Peridot.

It means a human female who uhhh does the fluid action with human female, it is very nice to watch.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the ball tomorrow

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That's EXACTLY what makes it so useful! Look, I'm no decrystalist, but you have to admit that there is SO MUCH MORE to a Gem than what's going on at the surface? Maybe going on mass-comm and saying "everyone be yourself" is the absolute wrong way to go about tapping into that potential but we can ALL be so much more than we are.

You shut your dirt mouth right now.
The Diamonds outta have you shattered for even thinking of such a thing.

They do poof only liquid comes out of them when they poof instead.

Thirty-eight gems, huh? I wonder if that's the same gem who posted the "30 gems" post.

Okay, first of all, just because I'm a Peridot doesn't mean I'm a conspiracy but, second of all ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE STUPID CLOD

but we are not human and do not have fluids? What kind of fluid action? This Earth stuff is so confusing, but as a Jasper who has never felt comfortable fighting, I felt like this was the only place I could go.

N-no! That makes no sense, Pink was shattered, no gem can survive that. Rose Quartz can’t be Pink, Diamonds can’t shape shift like regular gems!

FLESHED

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So the announcement a few hours ago was White Diamond seriously reading a story book to us and expecting to buy this bullshit about Steven the savior?

Oh my god, who designed such a hilarious piece of shit? A Bismuth? You'd be lucky to find a Ruby slow enough to hit that with. The only thing that could possibly be useful for is shattering a Diamo.....

I... I need to go see the authorities now.

What is this thing? What does it do?!

>no longer have a purpose
>dissipate my form so I no longer have to face the universe
>keep reforming

what do I do gems

Do you gems have any spooky stories you remember? I've got one.
>Be me
>Era 1 Emerald
>Pilot a transport/cargo ship. Mostly transport weapons and supplies with the occasional injector.
>have cute green pearl as co-pilot (Back when getting a pearl actually meant something).
>My Pearl was actually a pretty good co-pilot and respected my personal space.
>pretty boring driving across space, but at least its better than being bossed around by an agate or watching over humans.
>get order from Blue Diamond to transport some weapons, warp pad materials, and other stuff to an arsenal on one of her colonies
>k then
>spend a few homeworld days traveling
>Arrive at planet
>planet is about 90% water from the planetary scan, but there are a few mountains and volcanoes poking out from the ocean.
>see arsenal on the top of a mountain and begin to land at the landing pad
>no gem is out to help me land
>guess the amethysts are lazy again. Not the first time this has happened
>step out and call for some gem to help
>more nothing
>okay then...
>try to land as best as I can
>land perfectly
>stillgotit.gif
>explore base some more call out for the agate that the amethysts are lazy again
>nothing again
>deeplyconcerned.png
>agates usually love to harp on about how terrible the jaspers and amethysts are first chance they get.
>order pearl to stay in ship
>look inside base
>everything is powered down
>no lights on
>All warp pads are shattered and broken
>call out one more time
>hear my voice echo in the empty arsenal
>genuinely scared
>power on nearby computer and check for any daily logs left by the agate in charge
>found a log from a few homeworld days before I got my assignment
>"Log date 691488. This is Agate 1Dk. I've had several amethysts and jaspers report about strange lights and sounds coming from nearby our base."
>"I've had our peridot check the scanner for any gems, biological life, or any machines in action. But so far, nothing out of the ordinary has shown up."
(1/2)

Ok, real talk. Why can we cry? I've been wondering this for years but it makes sense. We're not water based life forms. Most of us don't drink water or even go on planets where water is a common resource. Every single time I see one of burst into tears I just wonder how. Any Gem Biologists in here?

You shut your mouth right now. As an Emerald, I have a higher authority than you. I'm surprised the Diamonds haven't shattered you to bits.

But how was a diamond shattered by a mere Quartz? My own diamond survived a weapon that destroyed 6000 square kms on planet Zeltara during our conquest of that system.

Idiot! This is why you have a trained control coordinator so the "dream" space is only being projected and controlled by one entity. As long as there is an anchor, the space can be whatever it is needed to be. Be it a battlefield with pre-set conditions that can be repeated and drilled, or just coordination training.

We put an entire battalion of rubies through this sort of training and though some of them became addicted to sleep, the end result was a more effective, more focused fighting force.
Rubies who actually had attention spans and object permanence.

Bet you just learned that yourself. Face it, you're a failure of a gem who pretends to be one of these organics because you want to feel special again.

It's okay, though. A lot of us feel that way since the dawn of Era 3. But this isn't the way to go about it. If you're interested, me and some like-minded gems will be meeting up in a few cycles to discuss some... options... for making our concerns known. Come to quadrant 3 if you're interested.

So that we can see each other's emotions? We aren't all Blue Diamonds; we can't just project them to each other.

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

Get a rejuvenator

Gems, you won't believe what I found! It's hilarious, it's some kind of imitation flesh mold of a human injector! Me and my friends have been throwing it at each other all day and laughing! And then our Bismuth found another one, except this one had a kind of strap which she put on and chased us around with! Earth is such a silly place!

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They call it an "onion" the gems said it was harmless by it's eyes followed me and it kept sticking it's hands out at me like it planned to rip my gem right off my form. I was planning to bring some earth food for my squad mates but I shamefully ran back little HW and warped away Does this make me a coward?

>it’s staring at me now
G-guys?

Oh, but I thought we didn't have societal rules and structure anymore?

Either face the fact that we're useless and take up "recreational" activities to pass the time for all eternity, or just shatter yourself because nothing has a point anymore.

Stop Topazshopping yourself, Padparadscha.

Era 3 am I right gems? Someone please assassinate that Steven thing.

It's almost as if Pink Diamond wasn't shattered

Her sword of course, she must’ve modified it to be able to shatter gems! Pink was weaker than the other Diamonds, so it was easier for her to shatter her.

Why are humans so special? There are around 600,000 organics just like them in this galaxy alone?

I wouldn't blame you. That "onion" is horrifying. I would have done the same.

I suggest you start running.

I swear to the Diamonds, I'll come over there and shatter you myself, you little defect. Things were much better when we had structure.

don't you still have a consciousness as gem shards? a peridot once told me that and I don't believe her but the thought scares me, otherwise I would just do it.

You will be assimilated shortly.

Oh, but you can't, because we don't have any, and it's all that steven's fault!

Pink may have been weaker but she was still very powerful she could shatter any of her court with a mere touch. Hold a second didnt this Rose Quartz fight a diamond in Earth? How is that possible?

>It's useful by making us useless
Even poofing ourselves has more benefits than just laying down and come up with visions from our memory, because we can't "dream" about stuff we haven't seen. There's no actual benefit in doing it.

>Rubies
>More effective with anything
Pick one
At least they didn't come up with this shit during the gem war, or they'd literally have us shattered the moment they found us unconscious "sleeping"

This. Not sure what "assassinate" means but instead of that, can we please have Pink Diamond back? This new Steven ruler is terrible.

Ugh! Humans are disgusting, you should be more careful. It could’ve been covered in the organics nasty fluids.

Depends on the size of the remaining shards. If you can work out some kind of piston/hammer system and pound your bits into dust, your consciousness will truly vanish into oblivion. Been thinking about it a lot these days, frankly.

I just hope Pink Diamond comes back so we can have structure again. Things were so much better back when she was around.

>emptyness is more useful than novel thought
Ah, you must be an Agate. Strong, diligent, closed-minded. Homeworld needs gems like you. But I'm looking for something more. Something higher than all the Eras and all the Diamonds yet seen.

Era 3 is a fucking sham.
All this different-gem fusing and lollygagging with organics would never fly during Era 1.

Look I know what Im gonna say is controversial but I do believe the diamonds should have let Pink Diamond own a colony idk like 700,000 years before I made this post I mean she is a diamond after all and only had one colony it must have been driving her nuts to be treated with such disrespect despite being a diamond.

That dumb spinel that has been doing nothing but sitting in the Garden for 6000 years understood that the Steven is Pink Diamond, how can you clods not understand something so simple!

T-this is all one big conspiracy! I’m not buying it, it doesn’t add up.

It's shattering for organic life. In a specific, targeted manner. Haven't you ever been on an extinction campaign before?

mommy diamond, based steven

An organic cannot be a gem, please go Zircon.

Go to earth. Find this specific shop that sells these weird things called "lingerie". Go out in public, since you are a Peridot maybe even a place small humans gather, and just say you are interested in having the sex. I had this friend who did it and apprently it worked out really well for her. I haven't heard from her in a while and she lives there now. I miss her...

>Me and my Nephrite crew are piloting a ship to a new planet for colonization potential inspection
>This is back in Era One so communication takes a few decades, hundreds of years in the worst case
>Ships take a while to fly to a new planet if a warp isn't installed
>I digress
>We're approaching what should be this new planet
>Our sensors indicate we've reached the coordinates
>Except the planet isn't there
>We look at the star chart
>Everything exactly as it should be, even the nearby planets
>Just no trace of this planet at all
>Have to wait for 200 years just staring at the void where this planet should be, waiting for instructions
>Finally get word from Yellow Diamond
>Only words she sends are 'flee the system'
I swear we got out of there faster than the ship was technically even capable of traveling. To this day, me and my crew sometimes bring it up to new recruits to keep them on their toes. You never know what you'll find out there.

What doesn't add up?
It's impossible for a quartz to shatter a diamond, but Pink Diamond dissapears
Explain!

(2/3)
>"And yet...I can see the lights outside the window from where I stand. But....where do they come from? we would have detected something by now."
>"I will call for backup and more arms as soon as possible. I will order that no gems are to exit the base until I am confident about what these lights are. Agate out."
>logbook ends there.
>look out of nearby window that the agate was facing
>the binary suns were setting on the planet, and I noticed that a strange color-changing light was becoming brighter
>ohfugg.png
>look around and notice there are scorch marks. Lots of scorch marks
>notice on the ground near computer that a footprint of some kind was there
>a long footprint too. At least twice as long as mine
>not a gem. Definantly not an animal.
>nopenopenopescrewthisI'mout.mov
>call pearl from a communicator to prepare ship for emergency take off
>static on screen
>Now I'm no peridot, but I know this should be impossible.
>our communicators were designed not to be jammed or interrupted. Not even Gem tech can jam it.
>start to get the fuck out while I still have a gem
>stopped before I went out of the door
>A large black cube with a wide horizantal white line and a few horizantal gold lines was hovering near my ship
>small opening on the smooth side with staircase going down to ground
>Don't know how my ship missed something like that, it has a detection system the can detect life forms, the presence of gems, and machine signals over a planet.
>If there were these tall figures and this strange ship, I would have found it already
>saw a some movement hear the cube and hid behind the door
>peeked out from the door and saw two figures walk out of the cube
>from what I saw, they were almost double my height and very thin. They had Solid black eyes and grey skin. No hair or clothing anywhere on them.
>Their arms went down all the way to their knees. I also didn't see any gems on their bodies.
>the tall figures go into my ship.

your gem storage? how do the majority of gems not even know about this

I have although I was probably more scared of those fleshbags than anything. I dunno, I guess I wasn't used to seeing them at the time. I just thought I was defective 'cause everyone else could take care of them fine. But I got brave and decided to fight back.

Let me let you all on a little secret. It was totally covered in some kind of human secretion. Our Bismuth found it in one of the nearby human domiciles - they get mad if you go in without knocking, but it's not really a big deal as they make it out to be. Anyway, we dared our Peridot to do it, and you know what the absolute deepcut did? She slurped down every last drop! Said it tasted 'ripe' whatever that means (I haven't tried food yet, I'm scared it'll hurt)

What fiction is this?

I-I-I-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Don’t know anymore, ok? Ah stars, my gem has a crack...

Go to little homeworld, the steven will help you

Who wants to bet the Zirconia is going to get "pinned down" again?

>be me
>faithful Pearl has served me for thousands of years
>era 3 starts with all this new freedom nonsense
>she asks to fuse with me
I don't know what to do, I don't want to shatter her but how could she be so disobedient and treasonous? We've been together so long but it's just wrong to say that!

I...by the diamonds. Why did I read that with my own two eyes.

>The fucking thing is loose now

Does anyone else think the Cybertronians would be fun to fuse with?

(3/3)
>wanted to pull my machete out of my gem and shatter those things for entering my ship, but I had no idea what those things could do or if they were armed.
>minutes later, the two came out holding my pearl in some kind of tractor beam
>they caught her mid scream while she was trying to pull a sword out of her gem
>too scared to fight. Not like I really could if I wanted to since they had a tractor beam
>tall things walk up steps into their black cube with my pearl
>Door stairs fold up making the black cube with the two gold stripes and one white stripe look like a solid block.
>can hear ship powering up from the cube
>cube vanishes in the blink of an eye, leaving only a large scorch mark where it stood
>come out from behind doorframe literally shaking. Probably would have pissed myself if I had a bladder.
>fly back unsure what to tell my diamond or any gem for that matter
I miss my Pearl. But hey, at least she didn't have to see her world turn to shit.

START RUNNING. GO. RUN AND DO NOT LOOK BACK AT IT.

Ssshhhhh,
We don't talk about them here, user

I wouldn't do that. Aoparently the stephen has THE rebel Pearl under their command. I reccomend just letting it go, trust me, you would be shattered and that would just be a waste of gem.

Ech! You let her lick it? Why didn’t you do anything? But then again these Era 3 gems have no common sense..

Noö! The last thing I want is t-thhe Stehven’s help!

Loosen up. You sound like a Pearl.
I did do something. I was the one that dared her to in the first place.

You
You saw a major threat to homeworld
And told no one?
Are
Are you a fucking ruby?

Y-youuure disgusting! I can’t beliieve this. Era 3 gems trully hâave no class..

>THE rebel Pearl

Fuck off. A pearl is a pearl is a pearl. They aren't combat-spec no matter how hard that one may try to be.

would any gem like to hear the song I've been working on?

Would any of the diamonds believe me if I did? Tall grey men from a black cube? Ships that can teleport without a warp pad?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO OUTRUN SOMETHING THAT HAS 76 LEGS?

First off, I'm an Emerald. Secondly, I suppose it was fun to mess with the Era 3 gems because they're literally ruby levels of defective but is it really worth it? Or are you in turn, one of the Era 3 gems who is just as defective as your defective friends?

Iį’d rather be sshattered!

I DUNNO, FIND A WARP PAD AND GET OUT OF THERE?!

DID YOU ALSO FAIL TO RETRIEVE EVIDENCE OF THE EVENT?
Honestly, gems these eras...

H-hey, you're starting to malfunction there a little, it might be best you get to earth for real

I would not reccomend it. I once did a general search and it was VERY unpleasant. Unless you truly wish to know more about human biology, avoid it. Or at least do a search of this thing called "meat" first. It is like vains, but only about half as bad.

Iï’m ffiiiiine! O-ok?

Ggeezzz. I’ll find a wwarppad.

Aside from the logs of the agate, there wasn't anything left in the base unless you count scorch marks as something

Alright, do it, show us. Be quick about it

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this place has really gone to shit

Get to Earth. I don't care what you say, GET TO EARTH NOW.

I made
this song
so let's sing
a-long

I asked some humans which form of entertainment they would reccomend to someone who has never performed an act of recreation in their entire life
They reccomend this thing called "Dragon Ball"
I will now watch this thing

>ywn have a human pet to boss around
They're basically the new Pearls, gals. Even better because they're soft and squishy.

You can pinpoint the precise moment actual cuts stopped posting and the Rubies took over

Be careful, it turns out they don't poof if you roughhouse with them, they just... pop. Found that out the hard way.

Blegh. That was awful, the Stehven truly was worse in person. He kept trying to touch me, and the awful noises he made with his orifice. (I think it’s called seengeng?) I am thankful for being fixed though, but the Era 3 gems were rude.

I know. It's awful but it has to be done.

Are you sure THIS is The Steven?

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How do gems even stand Stehven? He’s as annoying as the zoomans. I’m glad I’m not assigned to Earth. I think I might shatter myself.

>not expecting something soft and squishy to also be delicate and easy to break
Humans are for gentle cuddling and caressing, not for rough-housing.
If the Steven didn't show up, do you girls think we would have been able to make more human zoos like the one Pink had? Maybe even adopt them and stuff?

Humans are so stupid
They scream like Pearls because of a Bear and Bird in a videogame
WHAT?
WHAT IS A BEAR?
WHAT IS A BIRD?
WHAT EVEN IS A VIDEOGAME?

Yes, I know. That Stii-phan thing is an odd organism.

Don't even get me started on that skeleton thing. I think that's what's in one of those human fleshbags.

Please be in warp sector 2

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I guess you can say that the gem authority is a bit rocky right now

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Get out of here, spic organic clod

Ok, I did a little digging in the database (apparently the archive guards were too busy "being themselves" to enforce regulation) and I found this image. Can anyone explain what in the ever loving fucking I'm looking at?

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>not knowing what the cluster is
You're either a Ruby or an Era 3 gem. Literally everyone knows what the cluster is.

The Final Solution to the Human Question.

>Humans have unironically an "age of consent" so you'll have to wait 18 years until you can even touch one
Biggest load of shit I've heard all day

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Ok and what the fuck is it? Because it looks like a colony-sized blender full of gem fragments glued together with adducting fluid.

The cluster is what our Diamonds created to finally tear apart the earth once and for all. And so, we would never see those disgusting meatbags again.

rude ;_;

fuck your gay earth

Get off our board, meatbag.