Factory reset Pearl

Sex.

Restore previous session from backup.
Nothing worse than a mindless slave.

>please select customisation options
>can you run doom?

>can you run Domm

"Lets play a game in the Palanquin."

Is there anything more cringy than mindbreakfags?

Try to make her more independent while also making her my wife

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>Rape

>thinks she will resist any sex act you try on her
She literally looked for excuses to obey Greg mindlessly.

>ywn be her Um Greg Universe
I have a gf Yea Forums, why do I obsess over drawn pucci?

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Look around to make sure I'm alone with the Pearl. I would then hold her hand, because I'm not a sick degenerate.

>handholding
>not a sic degenerate

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So, did this movie essentially confirm Pearl has a minor crush on Greg, or is that just something I got?

Because it'd be a hilarious way to get revenge on your old best friend/unrequited love, literally seducing their common law husband.

no, she thought Greg was her owner.

...I mean, that's not exactly what you'd call a no user.

>Pearls are literally NPC's
What did Sugar mean by this?

I want a ruby squad

That the gem empire assigns roles based on race, and has literally suffered for it, because everyone keeps fudging the system because no one is actually ideal for their intended job, instead being better at other things.

>Sapphireposting

The raw sexual energy in this shot had to come from somewhere, and it wasn't Steven and Amethyst.

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hypno

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No? She would've acted the same towards any other chump if they imprinted on her first

She's a pearl. She was just following her programming.

>The raw sexual energy in this shot had to come from somewhere, and it was Steven and Amethyst.
ftfy

It came from Steg and Opal.

Slow grooming her into being a humanoid woman
Give her tender lovings and savage dickings
Make her permanently loyal to me and teach her about life love and make sure she's not just happy but content.
Prepare her for a life without me because she's going to outlive me and halp her find a way to live happily and something to drive her forward.

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absolutely disgusting

Where's Spinel?

The similarity here is just uncanny. Between her wearing her old outfit for no reason, having the exact same fucking facial expression and fucking greg, I don't get how JLullaby managed to get the plot of her comic so close to the movie scene.

Holy shit you could unironically cuztomize your Pearl however you wanted. Big titty goth Pearl when?

Absolutely BASED

Sauce?

>I bring Pearl to my computer
>Its an old computer from 2013 with a recently upgraded graphic card
>I sit her down and show her how to use it
>I then start up DOOM
>I instruct her to play this game while listening to a series of songs in the background
>I put on a compilation of Metallica, Dethklok, Judas Priest, and some SoD to keep the mood
>Tell her to close up the game when she's done, but not after playing it for twenty-four hours.
One Day Later
>I have a Pearl whose the Doom Champion, decked out in black and red attire who can, on a whim, suddenly play Murmaider from her open mouth like a speaker.

I wish Jlul wasn't dead. I enjoy their art.

It's on shad's website.

Here let me help you
>Jlullaby

oh shit, the comic was drawn before? that is uncanny.

never mind found it; rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2882340

It's from jlullaby

Nnnnnngggghhhhh

Yeah, it's from mid 2018

God I fucking love pearl

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if you think this is hot there is something fundamentally wrong with you

Well
I just precummed

It's called being a straight CIS male in 2019

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I guarantee you that most straight guys would be repulsed by that image.

I'm not proud of it, but I'd immediately set all her sliders to Maximum.

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I miss JL. He burned out way too soon.

She has six toes on the right foot

At least he never turned into a sellout shit like Shad.

You're not a man user.

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absolutely cursed

user, shad was always a sellout. Sellout then, sellout now. If anything he's more principled than most drawfags that get a name to themselves.

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Absolutely blessed.

Also, if I got a factory reset, I'd tell her to hit random.

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i only have this pic, no one did an edit yet besides the heart eyes.

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Make her stand in the center of town in polka dotted underwear while dancing like a chicken.

>Man, I don't wanna draw the porn that got me a fanbase, or actually put in effort with my art.
>I'd rather do shitty gag a day comics with naughtybits.
>People tear him to pieces on his site for not putting out real content.
>"Man,running a site is haaaard. I should just shut down this easy to run as fuck site and post art on twitter."

Maybe you want women who deeply want you and want to fuck, rather than see you as a fashion accessory in a status competition against their friends.

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I hope there's more. Pearl looks fantastic with lips and makeup. Everyone screams Shadman, but his is a distinct offputting style, while edits range from 'wife-like' to 'total whore' in range, and can manage to look good all on their own depending on editor skill. Shadman doesn't get the goddamn monopoly on drawing women that look womanly with eyelashes and lips.

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Make her uncontrollably release uncontrollable braaaaap.

This. Shad was a sellout from day one, his entire career was based on drawing art that was OH SO CONTROVERSIAL. First it gross-anus-futas, then when it stopped being weird, he turned to loli porn of real people, and now he just does shota+incest porn of real normie shit to make sure he's spread by casuals who are easily offended

No.

ill try requesting it on the draw thread

>turning a cutie gemfu into a gross hooker thot
begone with you

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....
GO TO HELL

Yeah it's not my thing. Mindbreak just isn't as fun to me as "Still has their mind, is just driven mostly mad and is really verbal and uselessly defiant about it"

Thing is at least Shad use to put in actual work and did, you know, actual porn,instead of one panel punchlines.

Like, if people want their weird porn, let them have it I guess, but don't make excuses for being fucking lazy.

no

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>y-you're not a man
yes I am, and if you were a man you'd own you're fucked up fetishes proudly.

I'm fine with it if its tasteful, like in your pic, but shit like this or this where she's turned into a typical college whore is where I draw the line. It's literally how Shad would draw her.

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Artists who put things out for free do have a right to shit on their followers and do whatever they please, the real fans are fans of themselves and respect the artists' right to individuality. You don't get famous drawing guro porn of franchise characters without growing a backbone to this kind of thing anyway.

Artists who do stuff for free out of the goodness of their hearts are good people. They don't deserve to get shit on. They do that stuff for free.

i get not from steven but amethyst would fuck a stray cat

Rip off her shirt and fuck her face

user, that's the entire point. We have a variety. We can see a range to Pearl, from no makeup, to light, moderate, and whore. We have a whole variety and range of styles to enjoy, and it's hot as hell to see it all. Encourage it regardless, you'll see more people wanting to do it and fulfill your style preference. I like Pearl both tasteful AND whore. She can shift on a whim!

IMAGINE

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A naked broken blushing blissed out woman with her pussy on display covered in what I can imagine is my own cum is a sick sick fetish that men don't want?

Tasteful?
LIke a suit?
Fuck that shit
I want her in something tight revealing and with porn whore tier makeup.

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not when it looks as disgusting as in that pic. you show that to a man irl and see what kind of reaction you get. you are too far gone to recognize what average, ordinary people find attractive.

There's LITERALLY nothing else this could be other than an orgasm. Like, its cannot be anything else

it would look better IF SHE WAS WEARING MAKE UP.

That sounds about right, user. Cartoons are as attentive as you need them to be and damn if they don't come without the quirks of dating a human being.

I think you're reading too much into it

Well, you have fun believing that user.

AHHHHHH PEARL IS SO CUTE AND HOT IT MAKES MY DICK GROW 3 TIMES BIGGER FUUUUCCCKKKK THE CREWNIVERSE

time to roll

Fuck It

Huh

Jealous. Taupe is my #1 design favorite out of all colors.

I think I'm in the mood to edit movie Pearl tonight.
Just give me a bodytype, and I'll do my best, I'll find a screencap myself.

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time to boot

ENHANCE THE BOOTY
YOU KNOW WHAT SCREENSHOT WERE TALKING ABOUT I DONT HAVE TO GIVE YOU IT

Someone took time out of their life to make this.

Huge boobs if you don't mind

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>Someone took time out of their life to make this.

And look what it got you, user.

Now thank God for your wife.

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Can somebody post the Hitler date pic, please

gotcha senpai

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...
You made me do this, user.

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Incredible.

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83-84 please

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>pearl_goes_bi.gif

Added in, here's a second version.

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Ok I'll go for it

is the original mouth still left there as a... bodily opening?

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I'd like some boobs please but a bigger gut too

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I'd say I'm looking at it pretty surface level

Give me a waifu, number chart.

How about no .She'd just be an average gem then. Her gay must be protected at all cost.

rollin

>natural sugis range from super hot to damn cute

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please

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nice

user, the avearge gem is weird looking and gay as hell.
Her being straight and retconned into being hot and more humanoind would actually make her unique among her entire race.

why would gems be able to orgasm, they don't reproduce like that.

>entire species of "female" aliens, thus attraction to their fellow gems is lesbian by default
>xenophilic attraction to males isn't the outlier

seconding

Alright let's do this.

Guess

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Here we go

They'll be back. They always come back.
Right?

Let's roll

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H-h-handholding?

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Have her transform into a Gardevoir and protect me forever.

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Is that really what you want, user?

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Hail Pearl, Dawn Star, most beautiful of the heavenly host I guess.

>The raw sexual energy in this shot had to come from somewhere, and it was Steven and Amethyst and Pearl and Greg
ftfy

I hope I was right.

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Here ya go!

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How's this gut?

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Roll

>No black lace choker

One goddamned job...

Man, some humans just cannot be pleased...

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YESSSS! THANKS user!!!

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i never knew i needed this
fuck it lets roll

Thanks!

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wheres all the chubby pearl art now i need this shit please save me

i always appreciate the anons who drop this in su threads

You want a choker? How's this for ya?

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If someone's got another screencap, I wouldn't mind doing another edit.

I finally realize why I love Pearl/Greg so much.

I'm incapable of resisting the old "straight-laced stuck up girl falls for scruffy punk with something to prove" shtick.

Give her an Australian accent and have her live in Australia with me.

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Good.
I want to pat her on the ass then slap her ass hard
I want to tell her she's a good girl while caressing her stinging bruised ass making her moan.

give wife pls

That, and the whole lesbian cucklold love triangle thing

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Just because I'm a bastard

It's definitely unique as the justification for her to start off hating him.

It's literally straight Korrasami.

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All right. how about Greg checking out Pearl's hanging chub.
And a bedroom eyes on her if you don't mind

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BTW, delving into my old SU image folder, I'm surprised to find how accurate this was

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Rolling, and on an unrelated note, anyone have the "Something is Clearly Wrong" shot?

fuck it

You mean this?

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Here's a pudgy gut.

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>greg forces his pearl to eat for him now
ughhhhhh my DICK

absolutely fantastic buddy, you are one of the Yea Forums heros we don't deserve....

God, that looks amazing
c-can I have some boobs too?

>all gems get reset
>ruby emerged already assigned to sapphire
>spinel emerged already assigned to PD
>pearl needs vocal identification of her assignment
Why just pearl and not the others?? You’d think a ruby would get reassigned much more frequently than a pearl.

you can interpret that Ruby didnt know who her assignment was until Pearl said she was assigned to Sapphire, since she didnt really react to her until Pearl said it.

Yes, and Spinel was made specifically to be Pink Diamond's plaything, whereas Pearls are massproduced.

No, from when Pearl was explaining the gathered gems after the reset, with Amethyst copying her gestures.

Of course!

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oh shit a whole au of her imitating him and feeling obligated to share things with him.

Oh fuck dude she would be pounds in a week.

amethyst gains weight doesn't she??? wait how is og gem look she doesn't have her arms and waist dose she

can you give greg a murderbulge ready to burst?

OK, maybe y'all just want to move to /aco/ for this? It's what it's for, and you can do and ask whatever you want without fear or repercussions

Fuck it, what I get?

A Sugar Plum Fairy

I find it interesting that your cable company has gay porn on its lineup

She seems nice, I'll take it

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Why would you want to ruin Pearl's perfect figure?

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>Please state preferred customization options

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kek

Why does a small, pudgy gut fit so well with her?

This needs a (You) edit

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Enjoy your brand new poil

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Introduce her to Steg's double-pronged murdercock.

And make Connie watch.

It just works

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Connie and Pearl have enough going on their own

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How about this?

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>tho cap gave me an idea

get?

Steven is so funny there

my face unironically cringes in disgust when i see fat pearl

Neat. Real life lesbians.

Any booty pics?

Of course.

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Based.

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rollin.

Damn, she looks great with a thicc bottom

>putting makeup on a cartoon girl to make her look more like a 3dpd
I dont even like any of the gems but this still enrages me
why are you even here in the first place if you do this? do simplistic western designs not make you hard by themselves? if not then you don't have enough autism to be here, sorry

that's obviously a fucking orgasm, they didn't even try to hide it

>his waifu tries to doll herself up for him and he'd insult her for it
little wonder real women want nothing to do with you

>have sex
good one normalfriend

>implying the greg/steven fusion was based off that gross muppet
user just stop

Blog? You draw amazing breasts!

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>Jlul wasn't dead
Jlul died?

I don't really watch the show but what's the thrill with Pearl?

I don't get it

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Something good please.

You have to hear her speak. She really has to be heard to be enjoyed.

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Pretty sure just stopped posting.

Really???
That's just fucking odd if its true.
It can't be conicidence.

God, her voice is pure sex.
I can't get enough of her singing, such a perfect range

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What could Greg and reset Pearl have been doing that was so distracting that he lost track of Amethyst?

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>an outfit from the show but with a generic happy face
>WOW WHAT WHAT IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE A COINCIDENCE
I mean.
No, it can, actually.

Hmm...I wonder whats for dinner.

Lets give this a shot.

this, fill that gempussy.

It’s weird but almost none of these girls seem ideal, if I’m getting to choose. One or more features is offputting. Matte Sapphire’s as close as I can get to a want, so I guess I can let the roll choose.

Needs a shadow of a penis on her face.

I would just make her modify her outfit to have a shorter skirt and shorter sleeves.

>ywn do this to a pearl
sad

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who's the artist?
please, help a fellow user

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i just dont know anymore user

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Based and Gregpilled

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anime young greg looks cool not gonna lie

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>What do?
Hug her, hold her gently in my arms, whisper sweet nothings into her ear, then plant a small peck on her gem.

what are the odds of someone of the crewniverse looking at a porn comic and thinking "hmmm, this looks cute, I might reference later for something"

What is Greg 18 here you think? 16 Steven is at the helm now

Roll

>Wow user...that's a big cock you got there! Yes, master, I will surely please you with anything at all. Just name it!

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whos the artist
also off by one huh

bird...or fish?

>what is this enormous member between your legs my Greg Universe ?

I wish for the day computers come equipped with a shotgun activated by teen comments

hnghhh

What a retarded penis ahahahahahaah seriously does your penis look like that ? That's so retarded ahhaha

That's not what your mother said last night.

I go by SB99, a lot of stuff I post here or Twitter, but here's a folder of SU edits. drive.google.com/folderview?id=1HmD6e-jLpm7nb-IlglywYeGBFgy29qkB

That's in Shibuya
what is this?
i feel there's a story behind kek

This better be dolphin porn

>p-pls... just let me... sniff your feet

>Update your browser to use Google Drive
>updatemybrowser.org
>error; forbitten

Yep it's either dolphin porn or cheese pizzas

>link tells me to update my browser to use google drive
>meanwhile when trying to access my own gdrive it works fine
>tried to access some other ones too and they work just fine
>tries anons link again, still tells me to update
>double check that browser is up to update
>still tells me to update

It's child pron isn't it?

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>yfw jlullaby is actually on the crewnverse

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let's roll it

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Roll

>Matte Sapphire
NICE! I was eyein' that one

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Roooooollll

Gimme that Pearl

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rolling then

rolling

That's strange. The link worked for me, I even tried it on another browser. Here's a different link, it should be my full edit collection. If it doesn't work, I apologize.

drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/13XlwdujRQEczHAuHQotAudjHAsQFbK9u?sort=13&direction=a

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Early twenties I think, he mentions dropping out of college and not having spoken to his family in a few years

I like so many of these

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damn pearl is so gay, the default pearl is so unassuming but all of "our" pearl's reformings look strongly lesbian

Rock god

Disgusting, I bet you'd even hold hands with her.

Guess what I'm rolling again

Sooth my savage soul, it's time for me to roll

Oh you fucker

Sir, that Pearl is coming with me. Don't make any sudden movements.

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you were so close to quads i have to roll

What you going to do bitch, shoot?

Any more edit suggestions?

got to keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

YOU MADMAN