BECAUSE WE

man, her song was super buff, too bad steven was ruining it with his whining

CRYSTAL

GEMZ

LAMAR!!!! .....nice smears dudes No Kap

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WUZ DA KRYSTAL KAANG

>Rebecca Sugar is crashing her show with no survivors even worse than Nefcy with Star vs.
Woah, let's not get hasty here. I agree the shows not great, but you're comparing a trash fire to a burning landfill.

Rebecca Sugar recommends that we all stay calm and seated, for the safety of the plane and its passengers.

>Star vs
What happened with Star? I stopped watching after Battle for Mewni.

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She killed off magic.

WALK ALONE
IN THE UNKNOWN
WE LIVE TO WIN ANOTHER VICTORY
OUR SACRED SCARS
SHOW WHO WE ARE
IT'S TIME TO FACE IT

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>Lily Orchard
You mean the batshit insane tranny who said Rebecca Sugar was a terrible human being made a few bad episodes?

Jerry Peet is a fucking psycho, dude. I wouldn't take anything he says seriously.

Toffee dies, which wakes Ecipsa up.
Eclipsa is questionably evil but claims "All magic is good magic, just because they named my chapter "The chapter of evil spells" doesn't mean anything.
Turns out Eclipsa is the rightful queen and Star's family aren't and never were royals (At least not from the Corn Kingdom, they are possibly Royals from Pie-Kingdom.)
After Eclipsa helps save the day, Star decides to hand the throne and wand to Eclipsa.
No one liked this.
Globgor, her monster lover is trapped in magic crystal.
Star spends two seasons trying to get everyone to trust and intergrate with monsters and Eclipsa, who is absolutely abhorently suspicious despite this.
This seemingly randomly jumps between Mewman Citizens actually being really chill with Monsters and literally going full Klansmen racist on them. This is undercut with the super tacky monster kids and mewman kids are getting along though, our generation is garbage hehe but we have hope for the future.
Magic Council are hyper suspicious of Eclipsa, for obvious reasons.
Star bounces between trying to put in a good word for Eclipsa and telling her off for using dark-mindrape spells to overrule the kingdom, but it's justified because some citizen tried to poison Eclipsa so shes the victim.

Turns out despite everything, Eclipsa is a Din-Du-Nothing and the last 2 seasons were pointless.
Her ominously monsterous husband is also just a romantic sweetheart Din-Du-Nothing so the last 2 seasons were pointless.

Mina leads the Klansmen Mewmans to overthrow the Monster Royals, Moon helps them by using supersoldier magic then regrets her decision when they want to execute all monsters after overthrowing them.

Star decides "Mina using supersolider magic to pursecute monsters, Moon using her magic to overthrow the throne, Eclipsa using her magic to no good, the Magical Comission using their magic to fuck with politics. Fuck this, Fuck everything."

Star convinces Moon and Eclipsa to help her and goes to the realm of magic and destroys all magic, Toffee was right. (Only I know how this aall turns out.)

All magical creatures from Glossarick to Warnicorns/Narwalls/TophatSpider to Hekapoo all die instantly. Total magical genocide.

The wells between realms collapse and everyone is getting shunted back to their own dimensions, dimensional travel unravelling because magic is dead.

This means Marco and Star will be seperated, they go their seperate ways.

Star can't have that, so dives back in the well to go live on earth.

Marco also had the same idea, and dived in the well of magic to go back to Mewni.

Turns out both are stranded in well dimension, but reconsile that wherever they are, it's okay because at least they are together.

Glossaryk didn't actually SAY that Marco would go back to earth, he just implied it, but what he actually said was along the lines of "Everyone will end up where they belong" and Marco and Star feel like that no matter what they belong together. Because of this Mewman and Human dimensions, and possibly a few more get smashed together so everyone can live happily ever after.

Except the thousands of magical creatures that died instantly to Star's genocide.

And the thousands of non-magical humans and mewmans who are now in a world of giant spider monsters who are seen attacking humans during the epilogue.

>tl:dr they do a really obvious race war plot and the only interesting note on it was shut down with "No, Globgor and Eclipsa are totally innocent and the whit- I mean, Mewmans are the bad guys just being monster racist at them for no reason.". Then Star kills literally hundreds of magical creatures. The end.

>I stopped watching after Battle for Mewni.
If only the rest of us had.

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ONE!

desu Lamar's stuff looked nice in the movie; either they got animated at SMIP, they were caught up in Rough Draft really stepping up their game, or both