>Episode starts like the GotG movie but Star Lord is black this time, he now has an IPhone for some reason and Beyonce Crazy in Love Ft Jay Z starts playing
>Kree warriors arrives, he kills them while dancing on Beyonce music
What if Star Lord was Black
Evan Torres
Carter Long
is this implying that having an iphone is part of being black
Anthony Hughes
>Gamorra is a snow bunny
>Thanos either has a southern accent or is a crime Lord
>Nova Corp now have U.S. police uniforms
Benjamin Roberts
Then making a movie about his missing father would be racist.
Ian Morris
>black starlord
>grows up with out a father
>gets involved with a gang
>goes to prison
>steals stuff
Asher Rodriguez
We wuz Star Kangz 'n shiiiiieeet.
Sebastian Davis
Yes, Star Lord is Wakandan. Blacks created Iphones in MCU
Chase Turner
We have an actual thread on this already sans the embarrassing race baiting
Camden White
>black Star Lord listens to Beyonce
Unironically based
Nicholas Bennett
FUCK off
Aiden Perez
>Crazy in Love Ft Jay Z starts playing
preferrable to the cringy lol boomer soundtrack he usually has
Wyatt King
It's probably implying that he's not from the decade as Peter Quill, since he has an iPhone and not a walkman, which basically is only there to indicate that Quill was abducted during a time when kids had walkmen and not iPhones.
Matthew Kelly
Not really. Just generic as all fuck. She's so boring.
William Cook
wtf is Beyonce getting chunky?
Dominic Bennett
>Thread putting African-American stereotypes on an African king
At least Josh about jollof rice or something. God, you guys needs to get out of your US-Centric bubble.
Dominic Ross
She gets THICC
Eli Peterson
You tell me
Mason Scott
No
Ayden Murphy
She had 3 kids
Camden Garcia
Still hot
Hudson Rogers
Wow
Tyler Cook
I can't believe some edgelord didn't already say the word "nigger" in the thread yet
Hudson Williams
NIGGER
Zachary Edwards
Because you were destined to be the first!
Anthony Richardson
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based
Adam Hughes
DROPPED
Landon Carter
Cringe
Dominic Harris
>Beyonce
>Not the Temptations
Dropped
Colton Cooper
So he was abducted in 2009?
Joshua Clark
Yes
Eli Lopez
you tell me
Aiden Campbell
You were the first to use it, edgelord. Go back to /pol/
Chase James
Was this actually in the footage or you're making this up? Also It's supposedly T'Challa as Star-Lord but that's what Meredith called Peter so how can he have that name?
Gavin Harris
>OMG lol what if Star-Lord was black
>That means his mix-tape will be different
Fuckin boring, even if this is T'Challa
Isaiah Stewart
Look I can understand there being a case for a race change for Superman or other larger than life humanoids but Peter is literally a dude from the South who jumped into a space ship as a kid. That's a common as fuck sci-fi story that anyone can fit in. It would be easier to just say "hey this black kid also went to space" than to go through the pains of another race change cuz "Star-Lord's a cool name"
Josiah Butler
You tell him girl!
Caleb Bailey
What If OP Wasn't A Fag?
coming soon to Disney+
Adrian Thompson
Because black people never had Walkman?
Ryan Sanders
Super Hombre from Gods and Monsters was a god tier au, pretty much the entire setting was crafted with care.
I don’t mind alternate takes on other characters if the intention wasn’t to belittle or kill off the original. Nobody ever hated Ben Riley or 2099 spiderman because those characters weren’t cynically created to fuck on the main
Christopher Garcia
what straight black dude listens to Beyonce???