Post your favourite American Dad jokes
>Excuse me, miss, can I talk to you for just a second? My daughter and I were touring the Capitol, and on the way home, our car ran out of gas. We need to get back to Concord for my mom's funeral. All I need is $40 for gas. If you give me your address, I promise I'll send it back to you. I'm a Christian.
Post your favourite American Dad jokes
Aaron Jenkins
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Joshua Reyes
>People don’t change Steve. You’re thinking of changelings.
Henry Roberts
Geez I'd like to go in the hot tub too, but I'm pretty my dad and mom have been fucking in it!
David Perry
>I'm Ace Chapman. Forward center of- wait does it have to be consensual sex?
Jose Martinez
>My mom asked me to pick up dinner, so I gotta hit up Burrito Barn. If I throw up on the salad bar, they usually toss it all in the dumpster. Then it's just me versus the crows.
Carson Lee
>My mom’s homemade windowpane!
>Yeah, about that...
Sebastian Fisher
Ricky Spanish...
Jose Parker
>IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A PILLOW IN MY PILLOW CASE, BUT THERE IS NOT!
Alexander Allen
>It's not a choice!
>It's not? Huh... always thought it was. So why am I in bed with you with my shirt off?
>BECAUSE GREG IS A BASTARD
I miss Greg and Terry
Henry Collins
This show was never good and everyone who unironically posts in these threads is a faggot.
Ethan Gomez
is this post a copypasta? i saw this thread with the exact same image and quote
Ethan Evans
>rogu spanish
Brandon Robinson
>YES STEVE, THE MONOCLE
Honestly that entire peanut butter episode was hysterical start to finish
Parker Peterson
i know anons have mentioned it before but the whole setup is worth it
Carson Ross
MIND
QUAD
Ayden Morris
Tell them how you killed our baby
Oliver Cruz
This is literally the best moment in the show so far
>the waythey get way too into the personas
>roger's pettiness leads to him escalating the situation in the worst way possible
>"IT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED"
Aiden Parker
>"I was receiving an award for my work in, what was it dear? ECONOMICS"
Chase Clark
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>I hope you die out there!
Owen Cooper
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>What the hell is in that sauce
Carter Rodriguez
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