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Dissotech edition
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Recommendations for fast and loud Finnish bands?

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What did Black Sabbath mean by this ?

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First for Power Rangers is inherently USPM.

what is this measuring?

Rate top 15 death metal albums

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I don't recognize any of them except Cenotaph. So they must be bad.

My dick size (it's huge)

timeline in which its members have been using diapers

Oh no no.. No, troonsisters how will we ever recover?

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pleb
I bet you "recognized" the wrong Cenotaph

Paul Speckmann

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fucking
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>he chose the roach band over the masterful Dan Corchado
sounds like you know you have shit taste

>Inside Venom's tour bus (the first time Slayer had been in one) the band members got drunk with Venom, while listening to Hell Awaits.[8] Araya entered the bus "hammered out of his mind", according to Lombardo, saying "I gotta take a piss! Where's the bathroom in this thing?"[8] Venom singer Conrad "Cronos" Lant responded, saying "Right here—right here in my mouth!" Araya took it almost literally and urinated on his hair. Cronos got up and punched him in the face, the two blamed each other all night, and Araya continued the tour with a black eye.
>Conrad "Cronos" Lant responded, saying "Right here—right here in my mouth!"
What the fuck did Cronos mean by this? what a homo

Purity pounding in my veins,
like the Finnish steel storm
that crushes the churches
mosques and synagogues
the temples of my enemies!

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shit albums, shit bands, shit taste, kys yourself

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is that story legit? lmao

listening to Mournful Congregation and simply falling asleep.

The fleeing herd of sub-human scum
is running before the Finnish steel storm!

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They became meloshitters lol

cry harder

yeah after basado Corchado left

MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP!

soon

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what an embarrassingly mediocre album cover

>there are people out there who like USPM more than EUPM

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pizzatrash is way more embarrassing than black metal

i think its neat

it's called taste

Yes, more specifically a shit one.

WHAT ARE YOU BOYS BLASTING??
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cope

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best band is actually dISMEMBERMENT

second best is portal but only when you're smoking using weed to ascend the highest eschelon of spooky guitar

third best is arghoslent

fourth idk edge of sanity ( never heard this )

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Altars and Covenant mog the shit out of this, but hey

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>there are people out there who think USPM is a real thing

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>third best is arghoslent
hahahahahahaha ice cream truck meloshit hahahahahahaha
dismemberment is good though

There is an audible difference.

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COME FORTH
ANCIENT ONES
TIAMAT KUTULU

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>it's a bit faster than normal heavy metal therefore is a whole new stuff
sudoku, now!!

fuck you I like it

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Best song

You're acting like that's not pretty much the sole reason why other genres are called different things.

YOOOOOOO

it isn't

this was a good album, too bad they started huffing their own farts and turned every subsequent album into a Kingdom of Tyrants rehash with every song being a le ebin triumphant track with wacky melodic vocals

It is.

nop

okay well I like anthropocene too, I drew the line at death atlas but hey, I understand where you're coming from

>it's a bit faster than normal heavy metal therefore is a whole new stuff
Yes, but it's called speed metal, not USPM.

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>bro heavy metal is just hard rock at 120pm
>bro thrash is just heavy metal at 150bpm
>bro death metal is just thrash at 180bpm
>bro grindcore is just death metal at 210bpm
imagine being this dumb

It is, according to your criteria. You can relativize differences between genres to the point of blurring them, like the other user just did.

what bpm is this? and do these sound like thrash riffs to you?
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this album is weirdly calming and i keep coming back to it

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I don't know what you're even talking about now. The point I was trying to make and that you might be too autistic to understand is that BPM isn't the only difference between EU and US power metal. Melodies, uses of different instrumentations, vocal delivery, etc.

damage control

Japanese DM.

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tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk

Why do metalboomers constantly feel the need to ask new bands/bands releasing new material that updates whatever subgenre's sound just a bit more to stop trying and become the 450425686574232143934782283665985th band to play derivative Atheist or At The Gates worship. Why is the genre incapable of looking forward, it's like those aspies on tlc that can only eat one thing without retching

These dudes actually recorded this album outside in a forest while it was raining
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