>you find yourself drawn closer and closer, the upbeat strumming of his electric guitar pulling you in. His masculine form glowing pink energy, it looks so warm and inviting... You just want to be closer to him, and his expression is warm, beckoning you to come say hello.
>You sit by his side in awe as he hammers away a solo that elevates your senses and numbs your mind with pleasure n' groove. You didn't realize till now how big he is, he would easily be over 8ft tall if standing, but yet you feel so comfortable, so secure by his side. That pink glow starts to spread to your skin, and it eases your whole body is encapsulated in such a beautiful feeling, intense euphoria balanced by a sense of ease that you feel in every fiber your body. It feels like the world is slowing around you, everything feels floaty and boyant. Yet you can't find it in you to be concerned, you want more.
>He looks down at you with a confident grin, he knows what you want too. He focuses his playing to the bottom guitar and opens his armpit for your devulgance. The scent of sweat, testosterone, rose petals, and magic entices you. Your nose is rubbing against his moist armpit and you take breath after breath of his musk. You'd take it over oxygen in a heartbeat. In fact Steg himself has to pull you out by your hair to ensure you don't suffocate.
>Your vision is blurry, your ears ring of disorted guitar in the background. You can't think straight anymore, and you're incredibly horny, moreso than you've ever felt before. You can only look up at the man who you're so intoxicated on like a drunken love puppy and groan in need. He smiles at your helplessly hypnotic state and unzips his jeans.
You find yourself drawn closer and closer, the upbeat strumming of his electric guitar pulling you in...
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D-daddy.
4pits uwu
This but the girl pits
Hnnng
Indeed
Nice
Holy fuck source please???
Here
Thank you so much!!
This design is fucking retarded
Why
>sweaty abs
Lol gay
he is the one
anyone got the webm of when he starts and he's doing pelvic thrusts with the guitar necks at the height of his junk as he pumps.
chad managed to convert the 6000 year old lesbian straight
>welp, time to give Priyanka a midnight visit
ill fuck i guy only if he makes me feel like this
Observe as the gold stars are forced out of her body as heterosexuality takes it's place.
I'm gonna admit. I haven't been following Steven Universe for a while, but this design is legitimately looks gross and is making me uncomfortable. And I'm not talking about "gross-out humor" gross either.
Anyone have a mirror for the movie?
He got the booty.
SUGAR, YOU MADWOMAN. YOU'VE OUTDOWN NEFCY
Do you take drabble commissions
This, finish what you started OP
I wonder how Ted Leo must feel knowing he ended up voicing a man who instantaneously became a memetic sex god.
Why are the boy gems so slutty
I wonder how many Tumblrinas this pissed off.
Literally zero. they are more upset about people sexualizing Steg
This is the power of Bards. Even tumblr is largely just in awe.
But Steg sexualizes himself.
So I've been taking everything in this scene for granted as Music Video Crazyness, but
is it Steg's unique power to make other people levitate?
Felt that was pretty obvious
why doesn't Stevonnie have her own ability like this
How do I become like Steg?
form a loving bond with your father and enter each other repeatedly
Like Steg, not become Steg
I don't even watch this show but hot damn.
>get beefy as fuck
>grow out a marvellous mane
>become really charming
Bada bing bada boom
I know you were gay, Yea Forums, but I didn't think you were THIS gay.
>caught by Connie
>you started without me
>hops on the second murdercock
Steg X Opal is the OTP. Two giant multi-armed superhuman beings that are perfect for each other.
I've seen a bunch of people posting about Steg, but if you guys haven't checked out any of ted leo's stuff you should. Classic early 00s indie/alternative shit.
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So which do I have to look like?
The bearded one, but instead of intemidating you have to be insanely friendly and/or sexy
I call it Acoustic Levitation
On one hand the design is hot as hell and was clearly made to be that, but it's so hard to lewd it because i keep remembering steven is part of the fusion.
steg is big dick dad rock incarnate. Ted's own stuff is completely different.
Stevonie can relive (muddled versions of) Pink's memories if they are in the same place.
any straight person surrounded by queer folks becomes a fuckboy. it's just science.
Connie's a shit, Greg is a rockstar.
Steven exhibited that ability in Diamond Days too, he had those dreams because of his connection to Pink not because of being in a fusion.
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this one
So if Steg has four arms, does he have two dicks?
And is it gay when they touch?
so with the personality of the moustached one
the only gay thing they do with their dicks is Pearl
Do you think Steg cares about being gay or straight? He just fucks
doesn't she get access to the shield?
It seems like a combination of Steven's floating power with pink magic from his bubble, channeled through music?
Stevonnie a shit who can't do anything half this cool
Stevonnie is a better fighter
So does literally every other Steven fusion.
Smoky, Rainbow, Sunstone and Obsidian even combine weapons to create something new, but any one could use the shield individually
>Wondering what co thinks about the Steven Universe movie
>Sees this post at the top of it
Yup that's about right
Quite the contrast.
too much fixation on that rose quartz sword. so they'll probably come up with something later
maybe hes human fusions have powers now because Steven got stronger
Steven is 16 and Greg is like 60, so it evens out to a 30 year old stud.
(not the poster you're responding to) I just assumed that fusing with a human just enchances a specific ability steven has, but maybe fusing with another human just combines their positive attributes.
So maybe Greg's positive and laid back attitude just makes Steven's floating abilities more powerful, since that ability is mostly controlled by his emotions, and just straight up lets him give others and himself the power to fly.
Greg isn't that old. He's late 30s, early 40s, he just aged badly
human fusion "powers" are still a combination of the component individuals abilities.
Stevonnie is a combat expert with both sword (Connie) and shield (Steven)
Steg literally lifts people up (Steven) with the power of rock (Greg)
So how long until we get Stud Gem fucking Pearl?
Because I want an image of Stud Gem fucking
>Yellow Pearl
I consider myself completely straight in real life but I won't deny Steg leaves me a bit twitterpatted
Same. I want to look like Steg in 10 years minus the four arms.
Steg makes me want to work out, gonna print some cool Stah poster, buy a treadmill and start from there
Lift and eat protein, user. Also seriously don't skip leg day.
Once you get going it starts to feel good.
please someone photoshop that pearl with an ahegao
god I want him to dominate me and [spoilers]tickle[/spoilers] me to death
Based Sugar giving Barafags what they want
He should've been fat
>Chad designed by a gay dude turns lesbians straight
What Did Paul Villeco Mean By This?
They're just there for reproduction?
nice
You have no way of knowing that for certain. Connie can fight but she's just a human. You can argue Steven and her have a deep bond but so do Greg and Steven. Plus, Steg looks more powerful and already has cooler powers than her. Also looks better and isn't a heshe freakshow
Steg also has the power of moving things with music with probably has a ton of uses, Steg might even be OP
Steg's true power is converting lesbians
And straight men
He's observably correct- there have been whole episodes about Connie's combat training, and she's held her own in fights no normal pre-teen has business being involved in.
Could Steg hold his own in a fight? Maybe, but Stevonnie's abilities are explicitly focused around armed combat.
Congratulations, this is the gayest shit on the board right now.
I ignore the board for a couple of weeks and then the first thing i see is this
So did the movie release or something? Is it good?
Yeah the movie released and it's pretty good assuming you already enjoyed the show, if not than it's nothing great
It has a good villian, it's a pretty good musical, and it has the Bara Fuckgod shown in OP's pic
Depends on how you feel about Pearl getting converted to heterosexuality.
All Stevonnie has going for her is that Connie has more combat knowledge and they have more experience as a fusion. That's it. Everything else I said still stands, I think given the time Steg would be more powerful than Stevonnie just shown by how easily he used his powers on the first fusion and the strength of his form from the onset. Stevonnie looks weak in comparison, in a brawn fight the fusion would lose to Steg
Aren't all gems bi?
I'm just glad Pearl's new outfit provides the perfect view of that petite arse.
>gem fusion is a not subtle allegory for sex
>Steven fused with his dad
>ergo he's having SEX with his DAD
>mfw
>I've never watched the show but I heard on twitter 3 years ago that fusion was sex
It's never been a allegory for sex
Now you got my interest
Yeah, i enjoy the show. I'm assuming easily pirateable? Although I'm not even sure when I'd watch it
It was in the beginning. Pretty obviously.
>it's shunned by every gem
>seeing it in public makes them go what the fuck you can't do that it's indecent!
>implying that garnet isn't just ruby and saphire fucking 24/7
>Pearl teases Greg because he can never "fuse" with Rose but she can
Yeah sure it's not
Women love the smell of a man's pits. Good job OP.
Canonically, fusions are an allegory for relationships of all types.
Meaning platonic love, like father/son, or romantic/sexual love. Either works.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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Not really, the dances were sexy and they leaned into the "first time having sex" metaphor with stevonnie (though it could be a puberty metaphor) but that's it, Opal wasn't sexual and we've had tons of fusions that would be very weird if fusion was sex (alexandrite, smokey quartz, rainbow, sunstone etc etc)
>Pearl realizes she fucking loves incest.webm
>Actual combat knowledge plus magic shield gem strength and powers
>would lose to a bard with levitation powers
in the most technical sense you might be right, but your reasoning is retarded.
Combat ability is just jobbing potential in this gay ass show.
>actual combat knowledge
Can be solved with training. Non-point, stevonnie has 0 advantage over steg except practice.
>magic shield gem strength and powers
Yes, Steg gets this too. Why wouldn't he on top of the levitation powers? Also, can't Stevonnie levitate too (shittily I might add and it took several tries)?
Your the one that seems to have retarded reasoning here, like you just want to prefer Stevonnie because...? I don't really see it. Everything going for that fusion could be easily achieved by Steg
Wait what's the combat skills going to do if Steg can just levitate them away?
If you look closely at this scene, his junk has a jiggle...
Agreed.
>all hail the patriarchy
All fusions have unique powers, we simply have not seen Stevonnie's yet.
that's cuz you're gay nigga
Smokey doesn't
bad writing
hindsight 20/20
Stevonnie's is being fuckable
Shut up, Sardonyx.
>the "first time having sex" metaphor with stevonnie
I forgot this show had underaged kids fucking
What the fuck Rebecca Sugar
"why yes, I do love turning lesbians straight how could you tell?"
They're probably just upset at Steg existing in general
>The Silver Cheriot Requiem of sexuality
Lesbians and gay men have an old rivalry.
But that is an ahego
He might not be a heshe but I bet he has a nice bussy
It's a metaphor for your relationship in general you fucking brainlets. Some are sexual, some are romantic, some are totally platonic some are sexual with friends and sexual and romantic. There's polyamory, monogamy and even rape. Its all contextual.
They're all Sugar's fetish after a weird sexual awakening to DBZ though.
Not for commie sluts in California. Oops I mean 'polyamourous' people. I bet Rebecca fucks everyone.
Nope. CHANTICLEER!!!
how the fuck does he have a special fusion weapon and special fusion song while all stebonnie can do is grow a beard?
why the fuck does he have 4 arms when a fusion form resembles the characters reltionship and steven and greg have a perfect father and son bond?
Every man should do this. We are the protectors of ourselves and those we care for.
Stevonnie's special power is yoshi's flutterjump
This has nothing to do with Stands jojotard. He's clearly a pillar man
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tfw born with twink body
tfw will never be a bara like steven and greg fusion
>how the fuck does he have a special fusion weapon and special fusion song while all stebonnie can do is grow a beard?
Well I don't think it's his 'weapon' so much as the guitars they were holding combining.
>why the fuck does he have 4 arms when a fusion form resembles the characters reltionship and steven and greg have a perfect father and son bond?
We've known for a while that extra body parts doesn't always mean a fusion is unstable.
>designed by a gay dude
That explains why he is a handsome barabait instead of fat
>symmetry in that both Opal and Steg have 4 arms
>"independent together" makes sense because is fixed with Amethyst (together) but still independent
Huh, I only just got that. I was wondering why they brought Opal in just for this scene, but now it makes sense.
Purge the faggy xeno mutant hybrid with true masculinity!
So speaketh the God Emperor of Mankind
It would take a while but you just gotta eat a ton of calories and protein and lift for a few years.
its not only about muscles
I need a squarer jaw, and a handsome and not an incel face
>Well I don't think it's his 'weapon' so much as the guitars they were holding combining.
because thats a normal thing that happens in the show outside of gem weeapons
>We've known for a while that extra body parts doesn't always mean a fusion is unstable.
explain
homo
this explains everything
It's the gender thing. Think about it, all gems are female, and all gem on gem fusions have unique powers. Steg is also mono gender and has a unique power. Stevonnie is the only two gender fusion we know of, and it's also the only one that lacks special powers.
fuck off with this meme.
What was Malachite unique power?
So Steg can straight up fly and allow others to fly. That's a major improvement in Steven's JUMP GOOD power.
Stevonnie, if she had a power, would be an improvement on one of Steven's. We've seen Stevonnie use eir strength, shield, speed, bubble, and JUMP GOOD. We haven't seen em use eir healing tears. If Stevonnie has an enhanced power then I would guess it has something to do with Stevonnie's bodily fluids. I don't know what that might be since Steven's healing powers already control the forced of life and death.
Stay mad, citizen of Lesbos.
so how "old" is steg? Is it like Greg's age + Steven's? Subtraction? Power sum'd?
cool.
not mad, it's just a dumb meme
None can halt the inevitable warpath of the Grand Twin Serpents
Picking on Pearl is the best meme.
Maybe it applies within and Stevonnie can regenerate.
Actually yeah, that's like Crazy Diamond Requiem or some shit. That would be very powerful and fits Stevonnie since e is apparently the only perfect fusion except for the fact that Stevonnie is a full package futa
I still can't belive multiple people approved this before the release
>get fused
>first thing he does is hip thrusts
Seriusly how? What the fuck.
>Stah poster
What is this?
I don't find it hard to believe. It's a movie. It's why they could show a single drop off flowing blood.
Stop I literally can't get any gayer
Exercise and grooming?
Its the raw talent of Greg with all the Charisma of Steven, their combined patience positivity and optimism bound with their shared love of Rock and Roll. A firm passionate Elvis style hip thrust is the only option for their first living action
Yeah but it is still Cartoon Network airing on TV at 6PM, it's not like their audience changes because it's a movie
I can't belive not one big head of production said "hey we're going to show this to a lot of 6 year olds, isn't this too fucked up?"
Underrated
Fusion isn't actually shunned. Fusion is super common among gems, it's just that it was only acceptable for the same kinds of gems to fuse. No one bat an eye when a bunch of rubies fused, Aquamarine had her two Topaz lackeys fuse, and in every case like that it resulted in a bigger and stronger version of that gem.
It's the fusion of different kinds of gems that homeworld considered bad, which seems to be because it made them "off-color" or something?
Fusion is just a relationship. That relationship can be friendly, romantic, or anything else, but that doesn't mean all fusion is the same.
It’s a rockstar thing
Ultra piss
>this thread
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>Being attracted to men is wrong
We'll live
Does he have 2 dicks or a monster dong?
two monster dongs
Like Hermes's staff
>Does he have 2 dicks or a monster dong?
switches between them as needed
Let's see
>Multi-armed Superstrength because it just makes sense
>Levitation
>Inherent Super Chadness
It's easier to say Steg's powers are that he's literally a Rock God, he channels Steven and Pink's powers through his music playing using Greg's musical expertise and Steven's prodigal talent in a way that depending on whatever song he would play, the magic affects it.
>my headcanon was that human fusions are always passable as baseline humans
My headcanon is always wrong.
Welp, this means Steven and Connie are literally perfect together.
Yes and it's a heavily sexual gesture, portraied sexually by a father-son fusion in a children cartoon on television
And don't tell me I'm the one seeing this with my dirty mind, I think even a 10yo would think that scene was pretty weird
I'm honestly surprised feet fags didn't jump on the fact that Sapphire is canonically always barefoot
>putting a rapier's guard on a katana
Fucking poojeeta weeb that's adorable
yes
he's already popular on /y/
The user is right, never skip leg day, always find a balance in the week to focus on Arms, Legs and Abs. I havent found the right balance yet but it does feel great once you get a rhythim going
Go back to Tumblr.
I don't mean that in the usual insulting way. I genuinely think that you sound like you're from Tumblr, and if seeing this comparatively tame sight makes you uncomfortable, you should stop coming to 4channel.org
Ice.
They would've winded up showing King of the Hill or American Dad by the end of that time slot back then. You know, to shoo the kiddies to sleep before Adult Swim gets real.
>Obvious Bulge
Just... damnit. I feel so damn emasculated.
I can see why a lot of fanart is two dicks but my headcanon is just one super thick one.
he also makes any gem thirst for him
This nigga has an armpit and a shoulder at the same time lmao.
you don't?
I hope s6 has more of this hunk
how did they dance?
Who is the VA? That's important.
Ted Leo
their balls touched
You ain't never seeing Steg again lmao. He's way too masculine and sexualised for regular TV, not to mention he has no purpose beyond playing music which is why he works great for a musical but not so much for a regular tv show.
Masculine sexuality = rape
I don't know who that is.
This thread needs to be purged, you incels.
Probably just a singer that doesn't do much if any voice acting, like most of the fusions in this show.
Isn't Opal's VA pretty famous? Sugilite's obviously is.
I like Aimee Mann but I don't think she's particularly famous? Apparently her and Steg's VA sing with each other pretty often from what I've been told.
Hi pearl, please take your sexual frustrations elsewhere.
Aw this is kinda cute, I'm cool with it--
>armpit
nope I'm out
How can two fat slobs make a bara?
Makes sense, it compliments both Steven and Greg's personalities in that he's literally lifting people up and making them feel better about themselves.
Nice one man, I saw the gif but still laughed when she did the dance in the video. That's when you know you've got good timing.
mary sue powers
Not that user, and making fun of all the characters can be funny, but there are people who are stupid enough to actually think you can change someone's sexuality (and don't think being bi is a thing) so my concern is more with that.
Steg is like the guy on the paper towels. he's so manly you can't look away
by being designed by a gay man
Yep, Opal and Steg's vas are a band called "The Both," fitting for a pair of fusions.
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Here's one where they both sing their own parts, normally Aimee leads and Ted sings in the background.
I hope everyone suffers cancer for liking this gay fan character version of an autistic tumblr jojo fan art.
You're all pathethic. KYS's.
Pic related: a real "Chad"
nice try user but here's a real REAL chad
what do you mean? Are you saying the design was taken from tumblr, or do you mean you believe that it looks like what would be considered tumblr autism?
tumblr autists are prudes, steg is pure sexual energy
>I like Aimee Mann but I don't think she's particularly famous?
You literally have to be over 18 to post here, kid.
She's not that famous over where I live is all, I've never met anyone who knows her, maybe she's just more popular in Burgerland.
>tumblr autists are prudes
Not the fetish side of tumblr, which is a hell of a ride. They're this bizarre combination of kinky and extremely narrow-minded.
More lewd Steg please
>Once you get going it starts to feel good.
And when you plateau it gets boring
My tastes fall in line with you guys' not gonna lie, but the sixpack is a cute throwback to the GUITAR DAD drawing when you think about it.
Steven thinks his dad is a rock star, thus Steg is the best rock star ever. Another example of SU bucking the "SJW" label and saying masculinity is, in fact, good.
Do human fusions have special abilities? What was Stevonnie suppose to be?
Yeah, it's cute. Though fat guys are manly too.
which ones the dude?
Which pit is the muskiest
Oh, hey Indexer.
>tfw no giant fourarmed BLOATMAXX daddy
Why even fucking live?
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>that masculine voice
fuck me raw daddy
Pretty sure one of the flat chested ones, and the smaller one has cute hair dongles so it's probably the tall one.
I'm impressed by the anatomical skill when it comes to the hands, but the muscles are getting a little grotesque there. Maybe it's just me. Probably because the colouring makes him look oily.
Nothing wrong with a man being muscular.
Bigot...
Reminds me of those inflation pictures on deviant art. It's like there's no structure underneath the skin and he has no bones. Like he's being held together by pure sinew and meat. His hair looks more like a scab than hair. His arm hair on the other hand looks like fucking flagella.
Also looks like whoever drafted this has a pit fetish.
This is not how a human should look like to me. It looks like a fucked up fetishization of what a person should look like
Tldr: deviant art
>straight
Are you people that dumb. He turned her back into a lesbian. She was reset into being 'het' for greg and then seeing Steg the faggot made her realize. "OH SHIT I REMEMBER NOW I DON'T LIKE DICKS!"
your mention of the hands drew my eyes to the feet.
2/10 for effort, and because I have artist friends so I've heard all the wailing and gnashing of teeth about hands and feet.
they can grow facial hair so its some kind of ageing thing or some other aspect.
Genuinely not shocked no character connie got a fusion that could be replkaced by literally any other human girl. There whole thing is that there this gender bent anomaly and greg and stephens fusion really showed the middle aged power fantasy of being a rock star full swing while connie gets nothing but "oh cool i look older lets get away with shit"
I'm an animation student myself who's done a lot of life drawing so I try to be constructive in my criticism. As hard as they can be I find hands and feet to be fun to draw in a roundabout way, since they can be so darn expressive. Not to blog or anything. I can see that the foundation for drawing the feet is there, they just didn't develop it that far.
>This is not how a human should look like to me. It looks like a fucked up fetishization of what a person should look like
he's supposed to be a literal rock god, no shit he doesn't look human, he's not supposed to. accept the fact that you're a closeted homosexual
gay
1 Massive Dong with 4 testicles in 1 ballsack
Maybe if they fuse with Opal
i saw a lot of youtube comments calling this a jojo reference, and considering i've seen jojo, im almost tempted to say it is
he has 4 freaking arms and can fly that's normal human anatomy?
that's pretty gay, yeah.
>It was in the beginning
There was nothing sexual about Opal's appearance, what the fuck are you talking about?
amethyst literally shaked her butt for pearl
So? Amethyst always dances like a trashy slut, that's her thing. She'd dance like that in any situation
apparently it's the ability to drive (cars and spaceships)
this is her normally dancing, she's only doing things like jumping into her friend's snatch when she's fusing
I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR!