Why is every character in comics a GigaChad ThunderCock? Everybody, fucks everyone, all the time. Goddammit, I want someone to relate to as well. They can be villains, they can fail and be miserable, I don't care. I just can't read about more Chad ThunderCocks fucking their harem with their 9" dick and then getting everything else they want.
Why is every character in comics a GigaChad ThunderCock? Everybody, fucks everyone, all the time. Goddammit...
Austin Miller
Henry Jackson
Read more comics
Connor Davis
Peter Parker has an average penis and has managed to fuck up every relationship he's ever had.
Except Gwen Stacy. He got that bitch killed
Adrian Ross
Read the Flash
Hunter Gomez
why do you want to read a comic about a faggot loser?
Parker Gutierrez
Wrong Board for that.
Jose Sanders
It took Superman and Batman almost 70 years to have kids and you're complaining about too much sex in comics.
Jordan Myers
>average
Nope. Bastard has a list of love interests a mile long. And so is his dick.
Owen Perry
All of his relationships fail, most didn't even get to first base, and he's known in canon to have a small penis that he makes up for with stamina and skill.
William Green
And that sweet, sweet butt.
Nathan Barnes
>he's known in canon to have a small penis that he makes up for with stamina and skill
Proofs?
Ethan Harris
Kick-Ass is pretty much what you're looking for
Jonathan Cook
K-Box's headcanon
Camden Perez
Based Chad wins again
Blake Carter
Come on man, Pete's a notorious womanizer and man-whore, just because he fumbles the follow-up doesn't mean he's not a turbo-Chad most of the time, the rest of us don't even get a chance to approach. Dude's been married to a supermodel for decades.
Owen Diaz
Y-yeah, so relatable, h-haha
Zachary Walker
The real redpill is that Peter is an atual Chad, while Stark is a Faux. Parker's got a big ol'dick and gets women even though he's just "Parker". Stark's canonically afraid of being "seen as average" and only gets women because of his money and fame.
Jace Green
This list isn’t right
Jose Brown
>Spider-Man romantically kissed the Thing and Jameson
Aiden Gray
B-but the Raimi version of Peter was a loser beta fag just like me! And he is -the- Peter Parker! Everyone knows it's fully comicbook accurate and that he is perfectly adapted from the comicbooks!
Samuel Fisher
>Wolverine never fucked Jean
Doubt
Jonathan Diaz
Matt's conversion rate is insane
Justin Miller
>Expressed Lust
So this counts a character just making goo-goo eyes across the room at some stacked broad? Fuckin worthless.
Jordan Allen
Then just look at the color/pink images and ignore the monochrome ones
Elijah White
Most writers are in their forties and come from a generation where being/having a ThunderCock was all that was known.
Sorry about your 96 vaccines and hormones in the water, bros; even in retrospect, I don't even see how it could have been stopped.
Michael Bell
user, Tobey has a big and FAT dick.
Carson Williams
The one thing this chart really proves is that Daredevil is a bad Catholic.
Nicholas Thomas
>Most writers are in their forties and come from a generation where being/having a ThunderCock was all that was known.
S-Shut up!
Justin Harris
I'm sorry, bro.
Logan Ross
>user, Tobey has a big and FAT dick.
I would like to see that