>Rule 23: A godchild cannot wish for money as that is considered counterfeiting
I'm sorry, but what fucking bullshit rule is that? Fuck poor kids who have little funds I guess. Isn't getting fairy godparents supposed to be for kids with bad lives? I know there are loopholes around this rule but what fucking dickwad decided to write it in the first place?
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There are only two to get money by wishing
1. Counterfeiting
2. Stealing from somewhere else
Seems like a fine rule to me
I'm pretty sure you could wish for jewels or something to sell or for someone rich to hand over millions of dollars to you
There are actually a lot of loopholes in Da Rules
Can’t they just wish for the stuff they would use the money for?
From what I remember, there was a rule about not being allowed to wish for tickets to an event because they'd have been limited in number and thus they'd have to come from some other ticket holder.
I would assume that money would work in the same way.
Honestly, you might as well make a list of everything you'd want to wish for, and then keep your yap shut for a year until you get the muffin, at which point you take REALLY small bites over time. I wonder if you get more muffins over the years. Didn't "Channel Chasers" say that you keep your godparents until you hit 18 years?
It is to discourage them from helping others. If they had money they would feel compelled to share it.
If they have unique items that they specifically wanted, it is a lot less likely that they will be willing to give them away.
I am sure that they would discourage their impressionable godchild from wishing for anything like too. Remember the episode where they tricked him into thinking that money wouldn't make him happy?
The faeries fuck with random kids, but make sure not to accidentally make them happy. The whole point is they get their fun, but humans don't. That's why the humans "forget" about faeries.
Da Rules are shaky on that. Sometimes they're able to just poof stuff into existence, but other times, like when Timmy wanted tickets to the sold-out Crash Nebula On Ice, they explained that they couldn't just make tickets, that they'd have to be taken from someone that had already purchased them.
you can wish for infinite luck and win the lottery and any game of chance
>you have god tier luck
>amazing things keep happening to you
>but all your bad luck has to go somewhere
>random kid gets it
>his life is living hell
That's against Da Rules. You can't wish for something that'll help you win a contest or a competition.
You get to keep your fairies until you "grow up", or mature mentally out of childhood. Timmy's gamed this once when he wished himself into an adult and threw a literal temper tantrum so he could wish himself back to normal, and then the live action specials had him basically living out his ten-year-old lifestyle well into his twenties.
Has anyone actually compiled all of Da Rules that have come up in the show?
I know that but still, what fucking tard decided to right that rule in
Milo Murphy's Law makes perfect sense now
theoretically speaking what would happen if two completely different kids with god parents ended up making wishes that conflicted in a "unstoppable force meets immovable object" situation? Like one kid wishes for a sword that can cut anything and another kid wishes for a shield that can block anything and then the two had their weapons clash.
Timmy only got fairy god parents because his babysitter was mean. Meanwhile Chester lives in a mobile home. Since when is it actually for unfortunate children?
Thhe rules doesn't prevent Timmy from wishing Wanda to strip for him
All throughout the series I've wondered how milo hasn't commited or at least considered suicide
Fairy magic can't affect other magical or super powerful items. Presumably they'd cancel each other out and it'd just be a normal sword and shield.
Chester's a fairly happy and well-adjusted kid, considering his circumstances. If Timmy was never born, though, Chester would be the one to get Cosmo and Wanda
world fucking explodes
The real cruelty is undoing all their wishes and mind wiping them once they become teens.
anyone remember that one comic where timmy fucked wanda and also fucked his mom?
Didn’t they do a magical duel episode?
Magical duels are considered special circumstances, but then again, Timmy and Remy never directly fought each other. They were just given challenges to demonstrate their synergy with their fairies
Hard to kill yourself when every attempt ends in failure or the wrong person dying inadvertantly.
>wish for gold
>sell gold
>wish for absolute luck
>buy lotto ticket
>Children are to receive a "Fairy-versary" if they have had their Fairies for over a year without exposing them. They are given a muffin that grants them a rule-free wish when they take a bite. The only thing they are unable to wish for is a better tasting muffin.
>wish for more magic muffins that work only for you
>functionally become a God
Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong, will. So Murphy children are raised to be hypercompetent and prepared for any situation.
Milo's luck doesn't get him down because he knows that whatever happens, he's prepared to handle it.
>Wish for gold
That's just counterfeiting with an extra step
how? gold is a mineral like iron, copper, silver, etc. 99.9999% of the world's gold has never been mined because it's trapped in the molten core of earth, just extract some from there with bullshit magic.
Fine wish to have the Midas touch.
Then turn everything you don't want into gold.
Then wish to not have touch anymore and then sell the gold.
what about being given money?
just wish for a genie
Genies morph the actual intent of the wish so you don't get what you want so i don't think that's exactly a good idea
Bullshit, gold is an element and could be taken from virtually anywhere in the universe without issue.
So you wish for a lawyer first.
I'm pretty sure that was just him being a dick
>but can wish Vicky's life-savings into a fireplace vis a vis "whatever I say is true" wish Fiat, thus devaluing the currency
Financially speaking, you guys are chumps
"I wish I had the monetary value of all unclaimed ans legally abandoned money of any form."
Is there a rule that prevents me from selling a car that i wished up
aka I want a pirate treasure that hasn't been claimed yet
Yes, they could.
That's the entire point. Why would a child wish for money when they can just wish for whatever they god damn want.
Capitalism rots brains.
>I know that but still, what fucking tard decided to right that rule in
I think it's been stated that rules were implemented after a wish went horribly wrong. So in the past this led to something bad happening so the rule was created to make sure it didn't happen again. I'm also sure that it was pointed out that most of the new rules are Timmy's fault. He manages to be miserable, cause trouble all the time, and narrowly manages to not lose his fairies.
I'm just gonna headcanon it as Marcus Licinius Crassus had fairies as a kid and wished for all the money.
that's a misconception of genies that comes from "I dream of jennie", it became a staple for genies personality due to the success of the show when in reality according to legends Genies will straight fucking kill you if you free them from their prison, no wishes no nothing, just death.
Just wish for diamonds
Generally speaking wishes are best at causing specific events to happen. Instead of wishing for money you could just wish your boss became best friends with you dad, thus getting him a promotion. Or something to that effect.
>when in reality according to legends Genies will straight fucking kill you if you free them from their prison, no wishes no nothing, just death.
That was only a specific Genie, and that was only because he got pissed off at how long he was trapped in his lamp
Also with classical Genies if you got a wish or wishes from one they couldn't just proof whatever you wanted out of nothing, they had to use their considerable magical and physical might to get it for you, so that's a twist you had to keep in mind
To be fair, that one kind of makes sense.
Of course, the obvious loophole would be to
>Wish for an ability that lets you sneak in easily
>Wish the stadium had an extra seat, and then wish for a ticket for that seat
nigga, Genies are DEMONS enslaved by king solomon, sealed in urns and thrown into the desert and rivers, they owe humans nothing. the only time that you hear of them granting wishes outside of Disney fantasy it's in the 1001 Arabian nights. there's this one story about one guy who managed to trick a Genie when he was about to get slaughtered by said genie, that story is the base for Aladdin (which by the way is not part of the original 1001 Arabian nights in any way shape or form)
Chester is poor, but he receives emotional support and positive reinforcement for his father, whom he has a close, loving bond with.
Timmy is middle-class, but his parents neglect him because they're too wrapped up in themselves, and dismiss his complaints about Vicky as childish whining.
Just look at the opening: his parents are literally a cardboard cutout that Vicky pushes over. The capacity in which they are there for their son is a facade at worst, a poor substitute at best. There will be episodes here and there that the Turners Show Up for Timmy, but they are one-off events, which is often how absent parents emotionally abuse their children: do some grand gesture and pretend that makes up for long-term neglect, then disappear again. "How come he don't want me, man?"