Do you ship them?

>fusion is sex
>steven and greg fused
what the fuck.......

>whole town got to watch a hairy old grump hump his sons rump to force out his servants old trauma
This show is just brilliant

Me too

This meme isn't dead yet?

fusion is relationships, all kinds

So Steg is Greg's parental and familial bond with Steven, the mightiest thing in the universe that makes every woman fall for them. That good ol Universe charm.

>Opal, senpai/kohai
>Smokey Quartz, brother/sister
>Stevonnie, friendship
>Garnet, romantic love(marriage)
>Malechite, abuser/victim
>Steg, father/son
>Rainbow Quartz, mother/son (alt, admirer/role model)
I'm probably forgetting some, but basically there's a fusion for every type of relationship, it's not about sex.

>Alexandrite, broken family

Yeah I was thinking that but didn't know a concise way to say it. Fusions look more human and natural the more stable they are. Obsidian looks like she's complete, she is whole. By contrast Alexandrite is missing a piece and she's a total missmatch of parts and colors with alien anatomy. Alexandrite is intentionally broken by design.

Steven fuses with his dad? Any other new fusion combos in the movie?

Not other than an Alexandrite made out of the gems new looks.

Boo. Was hoping for Lapis and Steven. Or Lapis and Paridot.

1. where is the mega for the movie
2. Baraman looking good with that guitar, but kinda hard to ship a father-son with a hate-love relationship fusion

Considering that slow dance scene, I don't think it's love-hate no more.

no Opal in a 4 armed jacket and jeans, me sad

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actual character development? Hedonous!

Alexandrite is by far the best fusion design, the metaphor is conveyed simply and effectively and the 2nd mouth thing is kind of clever to be honest, I don't think I've ever seen the 2nd mouth anywhere else

Straight people: It really pisses me off wen people ship two men or two women just because they showed up on screen next to eachother. Just because they shared a scene doesn't mean they're gay

Also straight people:

I was gonna say obsidian, but since she's alexandrite+steven, I'm not too sure she counts.

But everyone knows that every OP is a faggot.

nice generalization retard

t. 40%

Zaphod Beeblebrox in the newer movie.

Autistic people be like "let me treat a serious statement and a joke exactly the same and then wonder why no one wants me around"

Breeders are the reason you're even alive. Accept the natural order, parasite.

should know by know they can't accept anything natural

I ship Steg with my ass

I ship Opal with my dick

Seriously. Kinda takes the wind out the sails when she looks virtually the same every time.

>Fusion isnt about sex ANYMORE because I need to justify fat bastard humping his wife's son and polygamy FTFY

Why do you constantly have thoughts of sex on your brain?

I blame this show
it makes me want to yell at people for not identifying me as a Boening AH-64 Apache

>Talk to someone about SU a while back
>"Yeah using fusion as a metaphor for relationships is neat"
>"Sure but it's really just a metaphor for sex"
>"So Steven had sex with his sister figure, Amethyst?"
>"Fuck wait..."
The "exclusively a sex metaphor" thing never really made sense.

It wasn't even a thing anyone believed until stevonnie which is the only example thus far of using fusion as a metaphor for sex, and even that is iffy

I mean I get where the idea comes from, considering Garnet exists, but yeah the fact that the first fusion we see is Pearl and Amethyst already makes the theory shaky.

>It wasn't even a thing anyone believed until stevonnie
You people are lying sacks of shits
People have been saying fusion is fucking ever since they had Garnet do an oversexualized dance and had Amethyst jump into her cunt
Thing you guys are probably such degenerates this shit goes right over your heads

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I have stared at that gif, watched the clip, searched all over reddit for an answer. How the fuck are her legs switching like that?

>having an orgy with your dad
:(

Well then I guess you have also hate most of the fusions, Steg isn't anything new in the incest department since sunstone, rainbow quartz 2 and smokey quartz exists, obsidian is just an incest orgy

Based.

His mom is sort of there too

>He doesn’t bang sluts with his dad

I’m sorry your father never loved you

Lmao

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Was your dad inside you while you fucked sluts

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Technically it’s not incest since they’re not related
Still weird, but not incest

It's definitely incest because whilst they're not related they definitely have a family relationship with eachother, would steg have been ok if steven was adopted?

It’s an interesting change when you consider that Rainbow Quartz only existed because Pearl was buttmad about Greg and Rose

I'm a bit disappointed, since I expected Steven and Spinel to fuse and do some kind of rubber arm drill thing or something to spread Steven's healing powers when it came time to reverse the effects of the poison.

This new JOJO season looking lit af lmao.

Also Jasper got space AIDS and Garnet acted like Pearl had literally raped her

Incest is a genetic thing. I’m not saying it’s not weird or it’s any better, but it’s not incest if they’re not related

thus showing the importance of a good father figure

>Half her height
>hands are still bigger than hers
Imagine the size of his cock

>Squeaks with every thrust

And that's the aristocrats!

better question, steg or greven

How would murdercocking work here? Would the resulting baby have both pearl and amethyst gems or would it have to be a set of twins with an amethyst and pearl gem respectively?

This is unironically Canon. Pearl didn't just sing with Steg and Amethyst didn't just sit back and watch. Instead, they came to the conclusion that they as Opal would be the best complement to gigachad Steg. Then they joined him in singing a love song.

It's pretty much outright stated that Steg and Opal are compatible as lovers even if their parts are all just on friendly, non-romantic terms. But since they're both temporary fusions, this'll probably be the only moment they have together. It's actually a little sad.

Then it's just funny when you think of how buttblasted Conny would be if she ever found out about it. Cucked by a giant woman? How can a fleshbag ever compete.

>using a 4 year old joke
Here's a (You) just for you!

Fusion encompasses all relationships, even abusive ones. It's not all romantic love or whatever.
After all, Rose fused with Pearl, and if this movie showed anything it's that Rose was too heartless to really love

Still pits

>Cooking papa

"If all porkchops were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!"
"Oh! I love hot dogs!"

Seriously, he even looks like one of those kids.

Stay fused damn you!

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streg

I don't think so, Satan.

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FPBP