IrkChan Supreme

>ywn watch zim stop struggling out of a hug when he realizes it's not physical harm

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cause they're too busy boning

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Absolutely based.

I saved it too

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I want Zim to make me an omelette out of his eggs.

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Dib's twink alien bf!

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>IZ fags contain their autism in a few threads at most
>SU fags flood the entire board

Really makes you think

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TaTr shippers rise up

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Zim is cute!

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Thats racist you inbred hick

Were you even around for Florpus?

Hey, I have an idea.
Imagine forcing Zim into a chair while you rape the ever-loving shit out of his body with him unable to do anything but stare and watch in horror from afar as a sentient chair.
Imagine putting his chair self into a dark corner while you round up the biggest cocks you can find on the street to sodomize his small little alien body right in front of his view.
Imagine reattaching his PAK back onto his body after having his body used and abused inside and out and watching him struggle to stand up after all the damage.
Haha, would be funny. Jhonen should make an episode of that lol.

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Does it really? We all knew SU faggots would do this. I'm more surprised the mods hate our threads, yet love this board getting flooded with SU

I wish Tak was in the movie

That reduced fairly quickly. We can look forward to SU flooding for at least a month.

youtube.com/watch?v=nsvyaIW0Mrk

has anyone posted this yet? i got a pretty decent kick out of it

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>I just reported your harddrive to the FBI, Dib-kun

It hasn’t even been 24 hours.

To quote a based user:

"You deserve to get hosed down 50s Birmingham style

>Make a thread not related to SU
>HUDUH COULD STEVEN REDEEM THEM WITH HIS LITTLE FAT FAGGOT DANCE AND CRYSINGING

MLP style quarantine when

Yeah that guy told me that once.
I don't know what Birmingham is though.

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Same

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the mods true state of being is not giving a fuck

They spam their bullshit even without the movie.

But could Steven redeem GIR though?

Its a southern city where the based police force hosed down a bunch of monkeys in the streets.

Shit, we won't get our own board if we don't catch up with flooding Yea Forums

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Zim is literally made to be sexually abused by Tak.

Suicide could definitely redeem SU fans.

Oh, sorry. I don't speak hick. What was that? Alabama? What a dumb name for a state.

Tak makes everything better

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Yes, more

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Sometimes I wish Yea Forums was one of those old roman forums where the speakers would get up on a public speaking platform just so we could know who was posting this shit and kill everyone in their lineage.

We'll get our own board if they ever announce a continuation of the IZ TV series.

Delicious. I love this.

Zim is cute. He makes me uguu.

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>Wanting to be as bad as horsefuckers and SUfags

Get a grip

Better than "New York." As if the world really wants a whole state named after a backwater English village

That's Tenn.

Shucks, golly. I don't give a fuck.
Shut up.

No reason Tenn can't join in user

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Haha it would be funny if it was done in the comics haha

>GIR is 100% genuinely evil
>and also really broken, so he might not even understand what Steven's saying
not a chance

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tater tot gang

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Cutie

He does it!

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You probably don't do anything related to "fucking", buddy.

I don't want our own board. These threads are comfy enough on their own.

Also can we not talk about SU and focus on Zim? That seems like a great idea for a Zim thread.

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Oooh, nice comeback, cumbrain. Have fun draining your balls in a whore who fucks behind your back when you're not home. You're a real man.

I love this tater tot pairing.

You put too much effort into this. You're never gonna convince people you're not actually a troll with that attitude. You sound like an angry boomer on facebook.

We need more representation, friend.

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post more c u t e

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Do you think he'll give the Tallest this look if they ever pick him up?

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Everyone stop fighting and post more cute ZimZam.

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He'd probably fucking implode on himself

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love will triumph the galaxy

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I want to hear Zim singing while in his base while he's bored.

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>tater tot

The fuck are you fat cunts talking about

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say TATR out loud

Why the vitriol? Take it easy man

haha mad

this thread: Hoes Mad edition

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Say nice things about Pea

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They still doing that acronym bullshit

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It was nice while it lasted I guess

I blame SU.

I would do anything to pet Zim. Even if he doesn't want me to.

She's probably a defective traitor and also a massive chad

I like her boots.

>still
It's been 18 years, and the ship names still work fine.
Better than just smashing their names together.

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Were those sorts of ship acronyms in any other fandom? I don't recall them anywhere else but Invader Zim.

We all know you're the same person. Go bother a different thread.

I would do anything to make him my pet

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Eh, sure it will

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I would rub hot & cold body rub on his antennae just to see him squirm

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I lack ovaries

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no but post her

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They got bored after pic related

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>Tater tot

Why are you bringing Twelve Forever characters into this discussion?

Should we do something about the new girl beating up the green kid?

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who

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nah, i'm sure it'll work itself out

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The new girl is just declaring her love. Leave them be.

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Shut up, Dib

Seriously, whats he talking about?

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WOTS TATERS EY?

cute

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Say something nice about Zim's new shoes

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They look like something those whiny rich kids who wanted to be cool in the nineties would get.

donatello zim crossover yass even though mikey was always my fave

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I want Zim to stomp on me with his new shoes.

which turtle would Zim and/or Dib best get along with

i can imagine Dib being good friends with Leo. Zim? i don't really know. he doesn't really get along with anyone in the series.

Here you go bud

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Fucking Based user! You're true bro

Damn, Tak's to-tap list is growing

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what are thooooose

Stop

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She kisses her tall beautiful Vortian girlfriend every day and you're basically a loser.

Yo, who here wacky?

What kind of site would Irkchan even be? What boards would they have? I'd imagine their moderation would be hellishly strict.

Tak!

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Kill yourself at the earliest convenience

>Irklets shitpost about being irklets
>everyone else laughs at them
>Computer Brains nuke any thread questioning the hierarchy
>VORTFAGGOT

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>/g/: int on crack, blatant vortposting
>/ew/: energy weapons, memed with a "p" upfront for "pew"
>/n/: navigators: infinite flight paths that will never be carried out because they require the ship to turn

[user was banished to Foodcourtia for this post]

>that comic where the entire planet is reddit

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reposting from the last thread;

>It's possible that most Irken females are infertile, and like a hive of insects they all come from one or multiple queen Irkens who are kept in slavery and bred with only genetic material from elite Irkens.
>so what you're saying is we need a story where Zim gets turned into a Queen Irken and in order to fulfill her desperate needs for breeding turns Dib and Gaz into Irkens in order to supply her with the Irken seed she needs

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>/zim/ : bitching about Zim ruining everything
> /defect/ : Irkchan's /trash/
> /tall/ : Shitting on short Irkens and Irklets RPing as tall Irkens

I wish there was more stories like this in the comics, something with a bit more meat to it you know?

Weird fetish but ok.

Tak

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She invites Dib to threesomes with her Vortian girlfriend.

>not mentioning irkchan's most popular board, /snack/

>THIS IS THE TWENTIETH FUCKING FOODCOURTIA THREAD TODAY thread
>Fun Dip Flavors thread
> Sugary > Savory if you disagree you're a Vortfaggot
>Sizz-lor Ramsay

Human Tak!

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What would /zim/ think of Dib when he manages to stop Zim sometimes?

Tak with Mimi!

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Either they'd hate him for ruining the fun of watching Zim fuck up on his own, or have a side thread for Dib fanclub antics.

Don't care what people here claim, DaTr is the best ship, followed by DaGr, followed by DafZr.

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Is that female zim?

Is the guy that's working on the story where Zim and Tak work in fast food in this thread? I'd love to recap the content he's made so far

That is one heckin cute picture

My brother, that is Tenn.

One of the best Irken females!

It's Invader Tenn

That's Tenn you idiot.

Thanks user.
Though is one of my top favorites

Reposting some cute.

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and pic related

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Beat me to it. I need to organize my folders.

I want to say this is cute, but my autism keeps reminding me that Irkens don't sleep

For me, it's the Dip Stick. The best fast food snack.

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zim is a liar

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They CAN. I don't have a screenshot but there's evidence.
Due to this, I like to think they sleep if they want to but don't need to.

>be me
>just got done concquering another planet like the invader i am
>the tallest will be here any minute
>start hearing a horrible screaming noise
>assume its just one of the many inferior beings that i made my bitch
>start to hear lazers and explosions
>go check to see if any of these slimeslabs were stupid enough to start an uprising
>find the sourse of the noise
>OH SHIT.IRK
>ITS FUCKING ZIM
>SOMEHOW THIS STUPID FUCKING IRKLET FOUND MY PLANET AND IS TRASHING THE PLACE
>THE TALLEST ARE GONNA SHOW UP IN LESS THEN 3 MINUTES
What am i gonna do bros?

Was this ever really confirmed? The only real evidence I remember being presented was Zim declaring that Irkens don't need sleep, and he's not exactly a reliable source of information when it comes to shit that might boost his ego.

i think it's what the other user said that they could if they wanted to but i think their PAK keeps them awake unless they manually tell it not to

create another irken armada thread

>"Because it's cool"

This is honestly the best line in the entire series. Prove me wrong.

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That entire episode was the best in the series. The gag where a lone poop can is the only thing stopping Mars from hitting Earth is the show's best moment.

pics or you're full of shit!

Zim, Daggett, and Billy walk into a bar.
Who gets hurt first?

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Daggett
>"ah don't worry, it's just two normal human boys and HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAVER

I dare you to stick your shmoo in him

So like back in the day there was a zim artist I liked but I can't remember ANYTHING about them. They had a lot of skill in drawing (like def studied life drawing) and had some OCs with another artist that they drew porn of and had their own website to host all their zim smut on.

I just wanna find them to see if they're as good as I remember and also relive some memories since the zim special made me more nostalgic than anything else that has come out. It was basically like the show never ended watching the special (aside from not being as dark visually since it's digital)

DON'T DO IT YOU'LL SUMMON THE TAKBEAST

Don't listen to this guy, PUT SHMOO IN ZIM AND POST RESULTS

More like make fun of how big his head is with her Vortian girlfriend and makes a Squeefest theme based off of how huge his head is

MY TALLEST MAKE HIM STOP

I've been struck with the urge to write a ZaDR sex pollen fic. Zim has a cloaca and gets impregnated by Dib. If there's a market for it I'll post it here when I'm done.

nevermind my stupid ass found it i just didn't really try before.

Not as good as remembered, not even worth sharing

>mpreg

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What the fuck is internet fandoms obsessions with cloacas? Also he's not a fucking bird, irkens are insect based. fuck's sake. Get your shitty nonsensical idea out of here and come back with something less shitty.

FUCK if anyone gives me an idea I'll just write some smut for us all, just nothing retarded like bird vaginas. Saw that shit all over homestuck because of Dave and it just keeps fucking popping up everywhere. Fuckoff.

I'm with get that shit outta here

I know this thread has its kinks but I don't think that's one of them.

Fucking disgusting. What is it about zim threads that attract this shit?

Do it cunt

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TALLEST MAKE HIM DO IT

Don't fucking encourage them

I wish the cloaca meme would stop. Insect dicks are hot as hell as is with some spanning a good third of their own body.

Navigator Fujo and Toaster would be friends.

That's why I asked first. I won't post it.

We had a guy in a thread yesterday admit he acted like a thirsty poster and then got mad at himself for being thirsty and got the whole thread yelling at each other, and then he admitted he had be the one doing it for the past few threads in a row. I think its safe to say that this thread has a few people just stirring shit up and posts like the one you're replying to should be taken with a grain of salt. Its just someone thinking of the weirdest scenario they can to get a reaction.

DO IT FAGGOT

I mean whatever floats your boat but at least an insect based alien cock would be creative.

Irken aren't even insect, they're just little grey (green) men with antennae

I'd be tempted to write this as a challenge but I'm not keen on doing research into bug dicks.

Requesting Navigator Fujo x Toaster

Yes, you're right. Zim needs more arms.

MY TALLLLLESTTTTT THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU BE NEAR ZIMMMMM

Don't forget to give your alien shots!

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There's little bits here and there that make them insect like but yeah basically my point is that it shouldn't be a fucking bird it should be alien based, maybe insect like cause that's a creative viewpoint

If he won't put his shmoo in Zim, I'll put my shmoo in him! brb guys

gl hf

I just wanted to write Zim with a pussy. S'cool though.

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Aw fuck here we go. You cunts are gonna cause Heat Wave 2.0. Don't come crying to /zim/ when Navigator Fujo is fucking you up the ass.

I got your shots right here torture fag.

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I'd rather they have both benis and vagina like in the 34

Do that instead then

I don't like that dib is not only ok with people raping zim, but actively encouraging it.

Well I don't like Dib.

I don't see how sticking your shmoo in another male irken will cause a Heat Wave. Especially with ones that are literally Zim

People don't want to read mpreg, and fair enough

You don't know Navigator Fujo, then.

I got a shmoo you can stick...

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I want to read it

I would read mpreg but not ZaDr.

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what mpreg do you want to read then

Zim gets autism from human vaccines.

AAA

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>100% on Rotten Tomatoes
Real talk, how likely would you consider a revival to be? Either by Nick or Netflix or some other party?

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GUYS I MADE A MISTAKE I SHOULD HAVE NEVER PUT MY SHMOO NEAR ZIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

based mung. who can stop him

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No one ever asked me this question before. I'm not sure how I should answer.
I'll check out your fic when you're done, I suppose, and then get back to you on this.

i think this is a Xenomorph reference.

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I'm not the writer, I was just curious

I WARNED YOU ABOUT PUTTING YOUR SHMOO IN ZIM BRO

I TOLD YOU DOG

Yeah he probably bit it off the maniac.

MY SQUEEDILYSPOOCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Tallest, this happens to every fucking newfag on /zim/. We need to make a pinned thread warning these idiots about this.

oh no zim accidnetally hung himself what are we gonna doooo

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Just take his PAK and attach it to something or someone else.
The body's just for convenience.

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Pull his body down and help him fucking die

Well I do

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The funny thing is I drew this, and I don't even like this pairing. I like ZaTr.
Did you want it finished?

ZIM

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Dib is nasty and should keep his filthy human dick away from Zim

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Dob is a public menace and should be stopped IMMEDIATELY.

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moar ZaTR

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I want to probe Zim's PAK

I love Dib!

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What weird jpn artist are you getting these from?

AAAAAAAAAAA

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Give ideas, I might make a comic on their adventures working foodcourtia.
Tallest ZaTr or normal?

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=12307961

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I'd love to see some stuff for Tallest ZaTR. It seems like their rulership would be absolutely full of nothing but wacky shenanigans. That said, Foodcourtia ZaTR has been absolutely based so far so if you prefer to work on that then you won't see me arguing.

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Same

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These are cute. If you find a scenero for tall love I'll draw it. And thank you.

Depends on how interested the VAs and Jhonen are I guess?

Do we have a booru? If not, these threads should think about getting one. They're pumping out content left and right.

I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE DONUTS THAT TURN THE FREAKIN SMEETS GAY

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Can ANYONE besides Zim stop him?

>implying Zim can stop him
He was merely a kink in Sizz-lor's master plan.

They say for every Tallest, there is a Widest behind him

How is it that I can write scenes of the tallest dicking each other, but writing a slower story with more tender and happy moments feels far out of the context and realm of the show? Is IZ so predisposed to bleakness and gloom that writing something heartfelt feels sacrilege?

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>Is IZ so predisposed to bleakness and gloom that writing something heartfelt feels sacrilege?

Nah. Even right in Florpus there was a lot of heartfelt moments, like the shit between Dib and his dad (and a couple of cute shit with Dib and Gaz). Slow burn writing is just way harder to write because more is expected of the writer than just hot dickings (which a lot of readers barely ask to be in character).

Speaking of, I should post that shitty Miyuki and young Red/Pur fic I shat out on Saturday.

That's some 2004 deviant art level 'art.'

How nostalgic.

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do you want more

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meant for

I'm sorry user, I'm not sure what fic you're talking about. Was it on pastebin?
You do have a point, Florpus was very nice. Its not that I feel like its beyond me as a writer, I write this stuff all the time. It more just feels out of place. I watched a bunch of the old episodes to remember what the characters were like and it leaves me feeling everything was very morose.

Not really but, do what you like.

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I never posted it. I wrote it on Saturday and never did anything with it, because I was pretty much just taking a break from marathon studying to write it.

But hmm. I mean, I appreciate your dedication to in character and in universe fics, but if even the show can change its colors into stuff like the comics and movies, I think you can treat it and its moroseness with a certain level of flexibility. It can be CRAWLING IN MY SKIN if you want it to be like that, but it also has plenty of cute moments. Like....when Zim is patient with Gir. He has a really bad temper and will yell at Gir a lot, but if Gir pouts in the show he'll usually lay off and even show signs of feeling bad about it. It's those vulnerability that can be tapped into to make a morose setting a little less morose.

I could also be full of shit so take my statement as you will.

Ah, I thought you said "You should post that shitty fic". I was very confused.
You have a very valid point. If the creators themselves see it fit to change so much of the show, I suppose a little more can't hurt, so long as its still as faithful as possible. One thing I did notice is that outside of the main cast (Zim, Gir, Gaz, Dib) the characters seemed to have very simple personalities. The tallest were goofy jerks, Tak was deadly but obsessed with revenge, Membrane was neglectful and SCIENCE! Maybe its just me but it seems like the other characters were just basic. Perhaps I can't think of any moments but outside of Florpus they really didn't display much outside of their character.

> Zim leans on Tak’s shoulder.
> Tak takes a moment realizes her antennas are much larger now due to being a female. She could easily become the single ruling Tallest.
>She looks at the sleeping form of Zim.
>The normally loud, boisterous, over zealous, incredibly short sighted Zim relaxed into a vulnerable state.
>His soft breath doesn’t hitch when she touches his neck.
>No normal Irken sleeps like he does. No Irken trusts like he does.
>Although Zim is a hard Irken to rule with. It feels like it would be impossible to rule without him by her side.

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Cute user. Makes me want to write more wholesome.

Sometimes simple works. And personally, as a longtime fanfiction writer myself, I find a certain glee in simple characters. Zeroing in on those simple traits and habits can be fun. Gives a writer room to stretch. Hell, the sheer autism the Zim fandom has towards the Irken Empire is basically that. Shit is nowhere near as deep as we make it out to be, but it's fun to do that, so we do. Good luck on your fic, bro.

I went ahead and posted the fic I was talking about but Yea Forums won't link me out. It's called Future Colors if you want to take a look. Sorry for all that confusion. In the meantime I gotta crash.

m8 you are fucking aces.

Fujo x Toaster is best ship now
imgur.com/a/4Lh2m7h

I hate you ship niggas, the only two fucking female zirks in the whole goddamn show has one only getting 1 minute of screen time and the other one dying in space with her last cameo being a ship and yall make them fuck. fucking skoodge should get more than these two.

>be helmsman of massive
>had to deal with tallest and their bullshit for years
>somehow the tallest are a magnet for even more bullshit
>the bridge crew is full of perverts and phsycopaths
>the service drones are all either suicidal depressed or permanently horny
>the tallest just spend hours fucking each other in the middle of the room
>this is a normal day, shit usually gets exponentially retarded if zim shows up
>and he will show up once a week
>only thing that gets me through my shift is drinking the medical disinfectant

I hate my fucking job.

Oh, the one with the helmet.

Schmeen go to bed you're on shift in 5 hours.

Just take a load off and relieve some stress with your boyfriend Paul.
Faggot.

Also terrible.

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I'm the fucking captain of this ship you retards. You're thinking of the navigator. He's a huge faggot. If anyone needs me I'll be in my quarters playing Voltan Roulette

Tallest Zim exists solely for Tallest Tak to snusnu with, since obviously a tallest cannot stoop to such levels as to fuck anyone but another tallest.

This is the best.

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Yes

I want some context

Thank you for the conversation man. Its nice to talk about writing with people. Despite all the writing we see in the fandom its very rare to actually talk to someone who puts some skill into it. I will look for your story and try to leave a review.

This heat thing has certainly produced some interesting content. I worked with a lot of animals and its never as intense as people interpret it. Animals don't go hog wild looking to fuck, they just smell gross for a few weeks and the males will try to screw them if they get the chance.

>its never as intense as people interpret it.
thats already known. Heat cycles have been in most fandoms as an established fetish for a long time.

No, it’s just Zim.
Yeah but like all fetishes it doesn’t have to make sense.

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I know that. Its just a kink people have. Its just strange from my perspective. Its like working in the military and watching an action movie. Totally different perceptive.

>hey smeet was /ss/?

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Shut up skooge.

He's talking about Gaz.

He’s not a smeet he’s just not tall anymore there. She’d jump his bones Tall or short.

What's her obsession with him?

He's a whirlwind of trouble but they grew up together and have a lot of history so he's HER whirlwind of trouble.

> TaZr
shit ship

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I like this.
He makes the day interesting. He can be sweet. He’s actually a defective and is capable of love. Making her feel appreciated. They might both be defective him moreso than her. Thus building a closeness no other Irken can.
and she likes to dominate shorter irkens.

>He makes the day interesting. He can be sweet. He’s actually a defective and is capable of love. Making her feel appreciated. They might both be defective him moreso than her. Thus building a closeness no other Irken can.
Super cute user. Actually makes me sad how cute it is.

I want Zim's tongue inside me

Think of the rimjobs.

silly zagr incoming

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>in contrast to other tallest rulers, tallest Tak actually involves herself heavily in the empire's operations
>often leads from the front lines and plans strategic military operations
>works night and day in far away places to ensure the safety of the empire
>rebuilt many planets that were devoted to one single purpose so that they had diverse industry and capabilities
>made the empire into a prosperous and fair society instead of one founded on sloth, gluttony, and slavery
>widely regarded as one of the most influential tallest in irken history
>tak comes home from a long military campaign
>the palace is quiet, but there's a few singed walls and the smell of provolone faintly wafts through the halls
>she enters the main room of their personal quarters and sees zim passed out at a table
>a "welcome back" banner hangs from the ceiling, confetti is strewn on the floor, a spilled drink is in his hand
>tak smiles softly at his display and drapes a blanket over him before going to crash on her bed
This in the vein of your idea?

These comics are silly and I love them. never stop please

No need to be sad. They have each other.
Stop this is too cute, and yes. Absolutely.

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As much as I love ZaTr I love your comics.

Thanks man. I like writing cute stuff.

>She’s conquering worlds.
>He’s conquering her heart.

Clever!

Two of the lucky ones.

I have a question for you man. How do you justify this ship when they hate the piss out of each other in the show? What's your head canon?

Well they aren’t the Tallests in the show either.

But if you mean the couple in general I don’t support it show wise. That’s just weird.

But in fan fiction they bond over how unfair their situations are. Zim gets dragged back to Foodcourtia, and Tak does too for leaving to exact revenge on Zim. She’s now a service drone. And she hates him immensely. But Zim being the ass he is, doesn’t remember her. She picks on him at first, but the greater pest is customers and their jobs.
They bond over their mutual hatred of customers. They help each other out of certain messes, and cover for one another. Growing comradery. She warms up to his antics, he likes her because she slowly appreciates his company. Tak is somewhat defective as she can feel love, and wants to be loved. Zim is capable of it, and slowly prefers her company over being alone.

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Netflix would be more flexible to do things than Nick in case of Zim

I WANT MY SLAW

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Best ship gets another funny comic!

Good work doodleanon!

I started binging the show something about 4 days ago, went in expecting nostalgia to screw me over at first and the show wouldn't be as good as I expected it would be from my memories of it.

It's actually amazing. For some reason it's not as somber or as dark as I recall it once being, and the jokes actually land and are genuinely funny most of the time. No duds so far. The show actually holds up pretty nicely.

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FUCK YOU ZIM YOURE A MANLET AND YOU CANT EVEN FIGHT UNLIKE MY MUTANT POWERS AND MY MUTANT DICK BUB

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fantastic

based skoodgeposter

Isn't Richard Horvitz a good singer? Maybe that's why they made this joke

If they make another series they need a musical episode.

youtu.be/ABnlLEHas9c

Swag is for Zims, Class is for Skoodge

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>for your crimes you be rencoded
>no longer an invader you will live out the rest of your days on the irken shitposting planet of irkchan

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Do you think there's an Irken Internet Defense Force?

Uguus

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youtu.be/LONVVLwLDp8

This is the demographic.

Tak looks so cute in her chefs hat and looking absolutely disgusted by that fact. I dig this foodcourtia au.

I love invader Zim, but this thread is autistically bad. Shame on you.

F

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Your dumb.

Your and idiot.

Same thing.

Post cute Zimzams.

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Who's Toaster by the way

Stop shipping Tenn with Tak please or at least give me a better alternative

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Be the change that you want to see

tenn hating the tallest for sending her defected sirs
zim hating the tallest for planning on sending him defected sirs
and then they fug

behold

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Oh her, I like her. But why is her name Toaster, I don't mind it but why.

honestly don't know the origin

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What is this ?

Someone made a picture of Red putting toast in a toaster and then someone else drew her.

It's from the comics. Issue 40, I believe. Recap Kid visits a bunch of AU worlds and one of them is an interpretative dance world and they joke about how ZimZam just wants to make space mommy and daddy proud.

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He's tsundere because Dib brushed off his last mission with a "eh", so he somehow takes his PAK off to make modifications so the legs will be longer and he can stand outside Dib's bedroom at night, but the legs get stuck and he can't move. Meanwhile Dib's skeleton escapes from his body and roams around town.

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This issue hurt my eyes so much.

Really? I liked the style, mainly because it reminded me of my youth and the Halloween issues of Simpsons comics with spookier art..

More like his Space Daddies proud.

I love ZAGR and I love you're around to do this.
I am starved for ZAGR.

Tiny husband
Tiny wife

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Steven Universe.
Yes or no?

You have plenty of other threads to talk about this in

No I'm not a fag

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CEASE! This instant you ugly mortal!

haha what if zim went bottomless

imagine a beach episode.
what would Zim wear? would he wear an entire scuba suit because he heard humans wear them in water? would he have trouble staying afloat? or would he be belittled by Dib for not going in the water afraid it would short circuit his PAK? who knows

this one, right?

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Probably

post moar

More
Now

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Moar of Tallest being gay with each other.

What if Zim wore a bikini haha

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Gonna draw something later.

> /Irkchan/ - Zimfucking and Tallestfaggotry

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What if he wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini

What if he wore a mankini

That's the one.

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What if he wore the borat sling

What if he wore pasties

IMAGINE

What if he brought a stripper pole with him to the beach

Art of hot tub Zim when?

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What if he chucked the stripper pole at a white whale

Ahab pls

WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

these threads are the best kind of dumb

Based Ahab risen from the dead

Oooh, now I wanna see him making everyone uncomfortable with how well "she" dances.

By dance" he actually goes whaling

could yall chill for a sec

NO

What if he SPLIT HIS LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

Man this Zim vs The White Whale faceoff is getting fuckin intense

lmao no

>Sexy beach episode set up goes full Moby Dick.
Why do I want this to be real? JHONEN GET ON IT.

Would he make Gir and Minimoose BREAK THEIR BACKS AND CRACK THEIR OARS TO PREVAIL?

>ZIM WILL CONQUER YOUR FILTHY WHITE WHALE, AND IT WILL BE DONE IN ONLY THE MOST FITTING OF SEAFARING ATTIRE
>runs down beach in bikini after whales breaching the surface
10/10, make it hap'n cap'n

>Horvitz will never screech WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

Why not both?

I love you faggots.
So, so much.

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> /zim/ is at war between the dibfags and the dib haters
>DIB SUX VORTFAGGOTS GIT GUD
>Best Boy Dib Fucks Up Zim's Shit
sounds about right.

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I can respect that user.

>Always at least one "I want to fuck Dib" thread

Hope he actually dies

Slowburn coffee shop AU but we're both banished on Foodcourtia.

It was one of these irkens.
it was tak.

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No, it was Skoodge.

Tak shitposting on a board designed exclusively for shitting on Zim seems very in character. It's probably all she did when she was on Dirt.

It's always Skoodge

>/inv/ The board where Invaders shitpost about their planets.
>Frequent Zimposting

They banned Skoodge for being too pro-Zim

Zim is constantly ban evading.

Bob*

I love how Zim is almost like an Irken e-celeb sheerly through the power of being such a fuck up moron. He's like the Chris-chan of Irkens.

>Chris-Chan of Irkens
Dear god, you're right.

>another Irken snuck onto Earth and installed hidden cameras across Zim's base.
>"Invader" Zim is a popular TV show on Irk and Irken controlled worlds.

Tak is frequently mocked for losing to Zim

>They accidentally record him bathing in paste

What is Dib to them then?

Somewhere between The Fonz and Scrappy-do

And I assume it depends on how well he does against Zim, huh?

>"accidentally"

I want to kiss Zim on the shmoo!

With all those organs? Not likely.

The hidden camera is GIR

>/zim/ "accidentally" leaks paste bath footage

>Other invaders begin to bathe in paste in polluted-water rich environments.

The computer also frequently posts footage and shitposts when bored.

They did
And Zim came back anyways
He quit being banished

Is it bad that I want to put my shmoo in Zim?

I want him to slurp my brain out with his long proboscis-like tongue in my ear.

He'll probably get sick.

I thought aliens like eating brains?

sauce?

I'd like it finished user.

Am I still banned?

keyword "need"

doesn't mean they CAN'T

Zim got knocked unconscious in that hamster ep, so I'm sure if they can go unconscious by force, they could manually sleep.

that's racist

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hello zagr brother

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Would you worship him?

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yes

Yo

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no

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What kind of question is that? Of course I would.

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I have an announcement to make!
I give in. I ship ZaGr now.

Welcome brother

Welcome to the club
now you're trapped like the rest of us

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sauce

>not shipping nearly every IZ ship

Pleb.

I didn't even make this image but I've been asked this fucking question enough to know its some dojun or whatever called "Egg Story".

I'm not going to ship your yaoi you filthy slut.

What did they see?

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His zucchini

Pantsu

Tentacle cock hopefully.

"Permeate your cell membrane" are words that will remain in my heart forever.

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Probably just underwear, unless zim goes commando for whatever reason.

his shmoo obviously

I can't find it

I would **** him.

a slit.

user no that's nasty

I’m fairly certain Zim is just wearing those leggings.

I'd vore him too tbf

Go to the scaly thread on trash, post that exact image and ask for a source, and you'll have it in minutes.

Thanks

I WANT MY SLAW

Would there be any negative consequences if i ingested Irken cum?

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Mild indigestion and few hallucinations, nothing serious

No.

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I'd keep him, too

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This picture is so FUCKING cute I want to beat my computer up.

I WANT MY SLAAAWW

Why does Zim hate Dib more than other humans?

Why doesn’t Dib just kill Zim?

Cause then they'd say the body was fake.
He needs to capture Zim alive to be taken seriously.

>Why does Zim hate Dib more than other humans?
Because Dib bullies him.

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Because Zim is the only one who managed to look through his advanced disguise.

Because noone would believe him without a display of organs and a leftover alien in a tube.

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Because Dib won't mind his own damn business

>tfw I drew Zim getting fucked to death but that’s somehow morally better to tumblr than Zim kissing Gaz

I’m so sorry ZaGrfags, you deserve better.

link?

It's cool, we live here now.

Why the fuck would you go to tumblr?

Ah, you speak of the "Crossdressing Zim ends up the female lead in a porn-movie"?

I knew I drew fanart too as a kid but I can't remember what and honestly I'm scared to look.

You know what? I would like to see a picture of Dib kissing Tak's hand like a gentleman. She's trying to act like she doesn't care, but fails to suppress a smile and blush.

For the porn.

Please post both.

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>for the porn

Not anymore.

god help us

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Amazingly yes, there's some left, and I'm both too damn lazy to move on and hopeful that tumblr is forced to sell to some corps that goes "ALL THE STRAIGHT PORN!"

yfw your sister is fucking your worst enemy

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A little TaTr to balance out the ZaGr

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What if Tenn x Zee?

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Reminder that Zim is for punishment.

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I don't... what is even going on here?

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are you the guy with the fetish for zim being locked in a tube?

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Isn’t that just Dib

He's just a troll trying to start a thread fight. Don't reply to him or anyone talking to him. Its all the same person.

Say something about Zim.

hes an ALIEN!

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He’s the cutest alien in the universe.

I wanna hug and care for him

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and you're CRAZY

What the fuck are you talking about

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Wasn't Tak a villain in one of the Stephen King's books?

>no episode where Dib has to save Zim from Area 51 because he wants the credit for his discovery.

FUCK!
..This is cute, I want more.

>Dib trying to escape Area 51 while pushing around Zim in a test tube
>Zim bitches at Dib the whole time saying he could easily get out himself when he can’t

>area 51 is actually full of aliens living in a small contained community Men in Black style

Just want to say that the sister /aco/ thread is the comfiest /aco/ thread I’ve ever been in. Thanks guys.

Please drawfags... even if it’s just a quick sketch

...

I HUNGER for zagr

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But I like it.

I think I already doodled something like that as a kid. A shame I lost the ability to draw.

Nice, I couldn't find that anymore.