Hypermasculine Chad saves the day from irrational woman on a rampage and turns a 5000 year-old lesbian straight

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Proof that Steven Universe belongs in

good.

i can't wait to see how people complain about how the movie supports the idea of turning gays straight.

and have there precious gay show turn against them in saying gays can become straight

Literally who gives a shit outside of the 3 people still browsing tumblr lmao

Any recommendations for some PearlxGreg fics?

>i can't wait to see how people complain about how the movie supports the idea of turning gays straight.
Ha Ha Ha
>Knew a super lesbian years ago from social circle
>She would only would date women and was a cunt to almost all guys
>She meets a Chad with money and intelligence
>Woman went from lesbian to bi to now straight and about to have Chad's second kid
That's the power of a good dickening right there.

How do I turn lesbians straight irl

how many tumblrfags will cry for this?

I'm waiting on Shad or JLullaby to do their thing.

don't be super aggressive about getting with them just be super smooth and kind to them for a long time to they start questioning why they haven't hooked up with a guy for good.

Tumblr loves Steg

>After movie
>Hey, Pearl, me and Steven are really tired and...
>I DON'T CARE, GIMME THAT DOUBLE COCK

but pearl horny for guys?

this

Why would this turn her straight? If anything, it would turn her bisexual. Which makes sense, considering Sugar is a non-binary bisexual and says Pearl is heavily inspired by her own personality, making her a mirror.

you s o y men will never turn a lesbian straight, continue to live vicariously through a child's cartoon!

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looks like a fat faggot

this is why Pink left you

>t. Rohan

bi sexual or straight she needs to end up with greg in the end and become stevens step mom.
she has already spent a good amount of time raising him and there are so many pearl x greg moments in the series it only makes sense.

>wanting a lesbo
>not the superior bisexual girl

They're broken goods.

Male fusions are top tier so far.

it honestly is not that hard to turn a gay girl straight if they are not in a relationship with another girl.

Pearl was always bi.

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he is a fat faggot

>Sugar is a non-binary bisexual
Bisexuality is a COPE that lesbians use when the realize they were straight all along.

That top image needs a nude edit.

Be Steg.

>Straight
>Gay
>Bi
It’s pretty clear she’s Pink Diamond sexual. When Steven becomes an adult she’s going to jump on his dick.

When did pearl have a cleavage? She's a flat gem.

its more the angle than anything else, she's flat in the second picture

Pure eroticism did it

arousal.

somehow you managed to have worse taste than the average sufag

good

GF brings up the question of "Where did the abs come from?"

Pink Diamond

Cultivating mass will do that

>generic husbando design instead of something actually unique and appealing
This show ran out of ideas

They won't because Tumblr is dead. All the survivors are not Twits.

What would your design for him be?

>Hypermasculine Chad
you people are actually gay, not even joking

Something like this

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Steg is pretty faggy tbqh

Oh wow, so original.

I’m curious what Tranny Orchard thinks considering he hates Stevonnie.

Better than a generic “hunk” that’s just there to attract gay men.

ew

>Rebecca was based and redpilled this whole time.
>same woman who allowed Zuke to go wild and did the male bashin episodes and made connie being a cunt after Steven came back to space and treated Kevin as a creep

You fucking wish.

they are probably screaming in their room or into a mic at the idea of the movie implies pearl has romantic feelings for greg

Welp, looks like I'm watching steven universe now

Not to mention how she sidelined the fuck out of Connie.
Sugar should Minecraft already

It's easy

You will regret. Getting Novocain is more enjoyable

>Here we are in the future
>they're actually in the present

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Do straight men really see themselves as this irresistible

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femanon no we don't women just see us as this irresistible

yes all bitches want my dick if they don't they're obviously lesbians

Feminist women are extremely horny about hyper masculine men who ignore their bullshit.

4 balls

Soft and Wet

Rundown of spoilers so I can tell somebody?

Fucker had like, thirty goddamned balls.

>7 billion population and rising
All thanks to us, roastie. Your kind cannot resist our seed.

Eww no that's disgusting

Logic? That would be like saying you can turn a straight dude gay

>get money
>get fit
>be smooth and not too aggressive
>be just right in your timing
>use subtle psychological manipulation
>make them question their current sexuality
>give them the D I C K I N G when they inevitably want to try out being straight
>use the power of your dick to convert them to heterosexuality
>5-7 years down the line, seal the baby contract with your semen
>success

if you haven't achieved dyke conversion by this point, you clearly missed a step, so go back and try again

No, just Steg

*makes men useless*

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You know you're a awful person right and if you and "'people"" like you died the world about actually be a better place for everyone left.

Unless they're lesbians obviously! If they munch the rug then of course they're not gonna love me, I'm smooth as a baby's bottom down there! Its for friction you see, where they're going up and down on my junk-a-trunk. You ever see a woman walk around with rugburn? I have, and that's why I'm a feminist, I'm considerate to their needs!

Now if you'll excuse me, the club awaits, and there better be at least one straight girl in there! Every time with these places, nothing but lesbians! You'd swear it was a cartoon finale!

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Idiot, those would make Women useless too. Now that we don’t need the uterus to incubate a baby, all we need is genetic material or whatever sciencey bullshit

>wanting to be a bislut
Hope you like STD's

>first world luxury only available to a small percentage of the worlds population
>population still booming despite medical advancements
Face it, roastie. Men fuck.

>toxic het males
yikes

Pink Diamond continues to cause problems.

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I just got here
Anyone got a link? This is a short movie, right?

males have an ego and realize that they're actually smelly and hideous. Straight women and bi women have a mental defect that makes them see males as attractive. Its a curse, but its a necessary evil since its necessary for the human species to survive.

Sounds like you might benefit from my patented 10-step program

t. Seething dyke

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I'm not seething. I'm just happy I wasn't born with the mental illness known as being attracted to dudes. From what I've seen of straight relationships its a fate worse than death.

through dick everything is possible

the worst part is knowing that some of these retard aren't being ironic.

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>cums once is useless for a long time after
If it a human dick had a interesting design like a horses, and can last an hour then maybe I would understand

this is unironically how you do it
user hit the nail on the head

S E E T H I N G

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Male and Female marriages after 70s never really lasts and always end in messy divorce of the husband sexually molesting the children. It's a good thing that marriage only make up a small percentage of today's society.

i bet your parents would agree.

Well gay men are always lusting after straight dick but most know better than to actually go for a crazy conversion scheme

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Nobody’s interested in your incel fantasy. Lesbians don’t want to fuck you. Even straight women don’t want to fuck you.

Literally every chick I know thats been with a dude has been miserable at some point. They constantly complain about their boyfriends/husbands. A lot of them even admit they've never had a single orgasm when they fucked a dude. I can't imagine having sex without getting to cum even once.
Sounds awful.

if you force someone to cum, straight or gay, they will always question their sexuality

this is the key -- once on edge, they can be persuaded one way or another

this is how the Roman Empire grew to be so powerful eons ago, and hopefully (without falling apart) what the USA can achieve in the future

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>this whole time
you are YEARS late on this revelation. Welcome aboard.

Not really

Maybe. I just think that hetero relationships are inherently unstable, sometimes I would even go as far as to say unnatural. Males and females are just too fucking different for it work without the biological necessity.

I'm sure Yea Forums has turned many heterosexual men into gays or bi after years of exposing them to gay things like traps and erotic roleplay.

This, guys are cute and all, but being a lesbian sounds like an easy choice

Roman society let homosexuality run rampant which called down the plagues of God that's why he sent the Visigoths to end its sodomy.

Eight legs

>born with the mental illness known as being attracted to dudes.
if it was mental illness you would not exist user. you should give dudes a try not all dudes are bad and not all females are perfect goddesses.

you are probably going to have a harder time with women then men as women tend to hold grudges a lot more emotional than men so will take everything you do as personal causing you issues later on in the relationship

>heterosexual men
citation needed. The dudes who "turned" bi or gay were always bi or gay its just that society looks down on same sex stuff, and Yea Forums allows people to be somewhat less inhibited. This site doesn't turn people into faggots it just awakens the fag within.

>husband sexually molesting their children

Oof, sorry to hear you suffered from a severe case of the papa diddles. There are still plenty of mental health programs available for cheap if you come visit Canada?

Your God isn't real Abrahamfag and the entire world would be a better place and somewhat happier if all abrahamic religions were wiped from existence.

I kill every woman who doesn't find me attractive and I have a spotless criminal record

>lot of them even admit they've never had a single orgasm when they fucked a dude

well then, they need to communicate with their partner to let them know they aren't being satisfied; "the squeaky wheel gets the grease".

Why don't you give men a try, user

>implying
I'll be well and healthy into my elder years but I can't say the same for you, karma has a ridiculous way of biting people like you in the ass.

>t. Chet Stuffington

What about Mystery Girl?

cope tranny

>song is about Pearl being her own Gem/woman
get rekt

What ABOUT Mystery Girl

I thought Garnet was the lesbian one

Eh. Sometimes people don't wanna talk to their partners about that stuff cus they don't want to embarass them. A lot of the times the partner just doesn't care though.
Its not a coincidence that men tend to have more enjoyable sex with other men, and women tend to have more enjoyable sex with other women. They have a better idea of what their partner wants.
I'd argue the biggest mistake in the design of the human species is making humans have more than one biological sex, it just doesn't work and seems to make people miserable more often than not.
But meh.. Not like anyone can do anything about it, unless technology evolves to the point where every human becomes a futa or some shit.

>doesn't know what normal, Catholic, accomplished life is like

im sad for you

A man will kill you if he gets angry enough, I'll stick with women

i did in fiction i fap to trap doujins to tame my inner gay
but i still only like females in real life
*blows you a virtual kiss*

Your religion is a parasitic scourge upon our species that has overstayed its welcome. Remember this.

i only know about the Truth

Assuming this isn’t bait (go ahead and post this on lolcow farm so people can call me a scrote or whatever)

I pity you

The world isn’t nearly as bad as it looks. I don’t know what you’ve been through or how much you’ve been hurt. Maybe I’ll never know what it’s like to be you. But I know that that sort of hatred isn’t ever healthy. It destroys you more than it’ll ever destroy anyone you hate, and it’ll prevent you from enjoying the world around you. Which is horrible. This world is beautiful. You deserve to be a part of it.

I wish I could help you see that. But that’s a choice you have to make for yourself. It’s a choice I had to make for myself. But I don’t know if you ever will, and so all I can do is love you and pity you and hope you get better.

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>The world isn’t nearly as bad as it looks.
user we all know the world is shit. Everyone on this site can agree with this simple truth.

Dude karma has bitten me in the ass more times than I can count. If you want to project your anger over being young, gay, and confused, you're welcome to do that over on /lgbt/ with everyone else, but don't get upset when your fictional mineral lesbians suddenly aren't 100% onboard with going only one way. This is America. You can fuck whomever you want, as long as it's within the legal standards of your localized area.

> a man will kill you if he gets angry
user a women killed her kids a few weeks ago because they got in the way of her sex life and she had two daughters.

being a murderer is not a gender thing it's mental illness thing most normal humans shudder at the thought of killing someone else.

Stop trying to convince that lesbian to fuck dudes. What is wrong with y’all

Ssshhh
Its fun to argue with these delusional dudes. Let them talk.

what's wrong with lesbians?

>y’all

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So, like, how did he fuse the guitar??

I’m furious on your behalf. I know the culture is pretend like nothing bothers people ever but Christ this is my least favorite shit

Thanks for making me feel a little better today Dr. Golbat

Stay comfy tonite, frens

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>wrong
Lesbians are truly free user.
Dude calm the fuck down. This is an anonymous bass fishing forum, you're not gonna convince anyone by being pissed. Just make fun of them and learn to have fun.

It's what life should be

>forests are burning at rates which make it unsustainable for these forests
>Ice caps are melting
>Animal life is dying because we've fucked too much of the air, land and ocean.
>We're overcrowding the planet with no end of stopping
>No, nothing's as bad as it looks
user, you just have your head in the sand. No, this world is fucked and there's no real way to stop it.

You all call it a truth, and that’s your problem. I’ve been through it too. It’s been rough on me as well. And here I am, pleading with you to see the beauty in it. It’s there. You don’t even have to squint.

Your life is happening right now. Go out and live it, for your own sake.

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I read that in his voice, goddammit

user there's a reason why when you ask most straight dudes if they'd want to be a woman why msot of them say they'd only be a woman if they were a lesbian, and its not just because of them already being attracted to women. Everyone knows that women who are attracted to men have the worst deal in life.

Like a hydra

You're a nice person user. I don't agree with you, but I just wanted to let you know I respect you.

It’s weird to see a guy supposedly so at peace be on a website like this. What are you doing here?

I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS A FUCKING THEATRICAL RELEASE! I ONLY WATCHED IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT OTHER PEOPLE WERE PAYING MONEY TO SEE IT I DIDNT KNOW I COULD WATCH IT ON TV FOR FUCKING FREE!! I WOULDN'T HAVE WATCHED THIS STUPID SHOW IF I KNEW THAT!!!!! TRICKED AGAIN BY (((((((((((((((((((((((((SUGER)))))))))))))))))))))))

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Any kid you hope to adopt or have yourself will always be the result of a dude getting his rocks off in some fashion. You will never have your woman-only utopia because you will never have the means to make it a reality. Men are bigger than you, stronger than you, and likely smarter than you. The vast majority of the 3.5 billion women on this planet will always see us as a better alternative than going lesbian. Always. You’re stuck with us forever.

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>Everyone knows that women who are attracted to men have the worst deal in life.
but they don't have to pay for their own food. how bad can it possibly be?

just so you know i'm not taking converting you straight serious, you seem to be set in your ways in being gay, what some random who says online won't change that for you i'm sure.

but it's not really that big of a deal because gays only make a small percentage and there are more straight girls than gay in the world so i don't see any real reason to invest effort to seriously convert a gay girl online, if it was irl that is a different story.

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Didnt say women never kill, I'll have a fighting chance when i am with other woman.
Men are also very picky, a lesbian has lower standards for their partners so I stick w women these days. I've been cheated on by two of my male exes so I'm bias

Absolutely annihilated

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>Men are also very picky,
men will fuck anything with a hole. women. whales. bathroom stalls.

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>Steven was the true chad all along
/pol/ is wrong once again

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That’s incredibly rude, user. Apologize right now.

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>Catholic
>normal
>accomplished
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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you're projecting too hard

Sure, theyll fuck anything, but would they love anything.

I'm just having a laugh. Whether or not you lick puss or dick doesn't really concern me.

Besides, we all know we'd fuck Steg if he asked

your ex's are shit
and you would have a fighting chance most men in the day and age we live in are not that strong most of them don't hit the gym chads are a not rarer then they used to be.

as a guy i don't have high standards i confessed to a girl i liked she rejected me, instead of being salty over it i have been spending the last 5 years on self improvement and then when i am good and ready i will try dating women again and find someone who will stay with the rest of my life i would never cheat on a girl ever.

>The dudes who "turned" bi or gay were always bi or gay
citation needed

I loved the gecko that wandered into my house today when I left the door open

Then again it was quiet and helpless, and sweet

Fine, trips of satan. I may have gone too far in some places. I’m sorry. But I’m not wrong lol

why is steven having gem sex with his dad

fucking based

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>adopt
But that would mean perpetuating the human species in some way user. I'm a misanthropist and I have no faith in this species. I'm not gonna actively wish or want humanities destruction, why would I want to perpetuate it by raising a kid? Even if that kid isn't my own?
user I know there are a lot of cool and decent dudes out there but let me give you an analogy.
Getting with a dude is like natures equivalent of russian roulette. While getting with a chick is relatively safe, even if that chick is a crazy cunt(not all the time but more often than not).
If you're a chick that isn't in a relationship with a cuck or basedboy you're literally setting yourself up to be in the shitty end of the relationship spectrum, the dude is always gonna be in charge from your perspective.
Sure it can be nice if you have a submission fetish, but even subfags find it tiring when its everyday.
And honestly I've seen some straight chicks who married a dude for money reasons, yeah they're rich but they're alcoholics, bitter, and miserable.
Often turning extremely petty scrapping for any sense of power over their life partner, often that ends up meaning they cheat on them, preferably someone their husband is close to.
Money is awesome, but its not a good relationship foundation.
Like I said women and men are incompatable when it comes to relationships for the most part. Most men and women would be happier if they were gay (assuming they're not being persecuted).

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Steven, is that you?

another thing is the difference between when men and women get reject is that

women tend to blame the person that rejected or cheated on them

men tend to blame themselves that they were not good enough they got rejected or cheated

something you should try keep in mind to get over not giving men another chance because they are not all bad like how not all women are perfect. even if you only date women you will still get problems etc.

...

>men tend to blame themselves that they were not good enough they got rejected or cheated
Eh not really, people in general blame others for their failures. also some guys go on shooting sprees

Why is Yea Forums such a shithole now? i mean i stopped coming here around 2014 and today I decided to check this place again and shit it is trillions of times worse than before even compared to other boards like Yea Forums.
seriously just checking the catalog and a couple of thread you can see blatant swj and tumblr arguments, faggotry in general, shit is amazing, why is that? my theory is that since cartoon nowadays are genuinely swj propaganda and the people here probably don't consume more than that and the fact that tumblr loves cartoons compared to anime the anons of this place and this place in general probably got infected or something, i mean, at least in animes (which are pretty garbage now too) you can get a boner and a couple of good fight scenes with actual blood but what can you get from cartoon nowadays? shit-poop jokes and crying?

(the mod here deleted my post but fuck you literally everyone here is being offtopic)

>You’re stuck with us forever.
Eh... Maybe in my lifetime, but look at all the trans shit going on. There are more and more people trying to blend the genders and sexes, even when they don't have disphoria.
user you need to prepare yourself for the possibility that sometime in the future there might no longer be more than one sex.

>implying artificial sperm won't be on the market within 50 years
>implying infinitely customizable sperm won't be available for cheap from pharmaceutical resellers
>implying the XY chromosome won't be all but forgotten when men become functionally useless

jesus. judging from the original post, op was just taking the piss.
did all of tumblr migrate here or something?

it's always been like that user, its you who has changed, not Yea Forums

but we should ban sexbots, right?

>>implying the XY chromosome won't be all but forgotten when men become functionally useless
If this happens do you think more dudes are gonna become trans?

basedmen

nah there was definitely an uptick when Tumblr banned porn

>think that you can't get a boner from cartoons
you have definitely never been to Yea Forums, fuck off

>it's always been like that user, its you who has changed, not Yea Forums
No, go and look at the archives around 2010-2015 and compare them to today.

Dyke here. Why the fuck would anyone want to ban sexbots?

Hm I've never blamed the guy for not liking me back, I just felt like a ugly sack of shit afterwards
I never said all men are bad a women good. Theres just no reason in liking men who continue to hurt me. I still like them aesthetically but I cant trust them

>implying artificial won’t be created first

It "objectifies" wahmens

>the XY chromosome

>Dyke here.
no need to announce that. we can smell you just fine

Who fucking cares. They're fucking robots as long as they don't have sentient level AI who the fuck cares what happens.
Didn't think you could smell anything over your sweaty pits and smegma.

Fuck her, Zuke creation that need not exist.

Discussing comics, cartoons, and other things on different boards. Occasionally shitposting.

I’m here because I like it here the most. I like you guys the most. Someday I’d like to pay you all back, if I can.

It’s been said people here act how they do because it’s what we wish we could be all the time. I don’t know if it’s true. I just want to talk to people.

men kill themselves more then women user
they have very logical brains and are very self critical all men put on a hard front but they a really easy and soft on the inside.

the best way i can describe it is like men are like a metal ball with a class ball on the inside.

it looks hard and tough but if you give it a shake the glass ball will break on the inside but you will never be able to see the glass ball is broken through the metal.

guys are not as tough as you think they they look tough but they are not.

there have been times i have cried myself to sleep as guy after getting rejected or just sleept through my depression of rejection by a women but then i go out into the world and act like being rejected didn't effect me at all because it's the norm in society for men to be tough so i do it and nobody know i'm deeply hurting. it's the same for all men even those that won't admit they get hurt easy.

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As long as civilization and society exists, men will be required in order to run them.

user, you seem really sincere and nice. You deserve to be on a better website and having better conversations.

Tell that to the feminists who are trying push these laws and regulations.

Why are dykes so insecure, bros?

>implying the XY chromosome won't be all but forgotten when men become functionally useless
Well, I wish the best to your civilization that all but lacks engineers and inventors.

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Penis envy. womb envy isn’t a thing lol

men just need to not be creeps
it's been a thousand years + in the making and men still can't unlock the secrets of the clit

Link to the movie? Mega is telling me to wait 3 hours to watch cuz I dont have an account and shit

decent design user but thats just older Steven not a fusion

>m-muh big bad feminists trying to ban muh porn
I don't know why males let feminists like that live in their head rent free. Feminists that are anti-porn are a minority even among femininsts.
Honestly user there's a higher risk of conservicucks banning porn than any feminist group doing it.
Your porn is safe user.

Then watch it on MEGA. I think they allow you to watch it before downloading.
mega.nz/#!QegW1IyD!EaK_kBmjf_O-riWjmh-t99RNPCooAb-acViSZ5Hnppc

To a degree. You need it to put yourself out there and move on from rejections until you find the gal who wants to grab your cock. I kinda lacked that. Didn't feel the confidence until my 30s. Once it happened, dated a bit, and one led me to her bedroom on the third date.

>womb envy isn’t a thing lol
Explain trannies and dudes who think they feel their wives pregnancy.

Mental illness

Already working on them:
metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/human-babies-born-using-an-artificial-womb-possible-in-a-decade-8156458/
nature.com/articles/ncomms15112
Women need to speed up with their artificial sperm thing if they don't want to lose the world to men and traps.

Everyone can be considered mentally ill if you talk to them long enough. Even normalfags have weird fucking quirks. Often the people who seem the most "normal" end up being more fucked up than someone who might come off as a weirdo. This isn't always true but still.

You have to. It's not an option.

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Who the fuck wants to be a woman lol??

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Thats what I was doing and suddenly the movie stopped and says I need to wait

>womb envy isn't a thing

The Greeks disagree

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It really isn't. Both sides want to do away with it for their own reasons, hence why I don't give a piss about left or right, it's the authoritarian elements I want to fuck off, either to the gulags or to their own hellish state with the cunts who agree with them.

>men can't unlock the secrets of the clit
that's easy the clit is actually also stimulated on the inside as well so you want to sort of angle your dick or fingers upwards to stimulate the internal part of the clit to make sure women climaxes as the clit is not just the external part which most people think it it is.

it also helps to stimulate your girlfriends external clit with your hands as you penetrate her to make sure she also orgams, if she doesn't during penetration ask afterwards is she orgasmed and if she says no you eat her out until she does so both ends leave satisfied

>not wanting to be a little girl
>trannies
There is no shortage of dudes who wish they were a chick.

Then wait.

>he took it literally
>he actually typed all that

Try this:
kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Steven-Universe-The-Movie

Dude the only way porn would EVER become illegal in 1st world countries is if we suddenly started living under a fascist regime.
Which could end up happening to be honest. There are some people that give off fascist vibes on the left wing and on the right wing.

Where is the porn of this bara god

Pink Diamond just ruined everything didn't she

so i'm not wrong am i, noice!

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Yeah this movie is essentially just about reminding everyone both in universe and everyone wathcing the Pink is a huge cunt.

>Better Website

I’ve been to other websites. This is home. You dumb nerds make me the most happy of all the dumb nerds across the internet.

I know you guys think you’re garbage. That you’re all roaches, coming here to be away from any eyes that could see you. Well, you’re not. Not to me. I’ve seen this place at its best, it’s worst, and it’s most annoying and endearing. I think you’re all wonderful, and I’m still happy I found you as the day I got here.

post more shotas eating burgers

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i have a shoto eating bread
will this work?

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Are you the chosen one? will you save the chan?

no. too old

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Pearl cleaning Greg's rim.

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So Gearl?

Why do you think there are more MTF trannies than FTM trannies? There are more men that want to be women, than women who want to be men.
I have no fucking idea why, but thats apparently the reality of this world.

That’s so fucking nice, user. I really hope you’re right. I just want to feel like I’m not a waste

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It's her job.

Again, authoritarians.
Goddamnit, this shit should be getting used as a step towards transhumanism, not this war of the sexes faggotry.

>dyke ra cat
Lel kill yourself

i found this for you

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Or it's easier to dig a hole than raise a pole.

Most MTF trannies want to keep their dick though.

Why is no one talking about Steven having fusion sex with his dad? and no don't bring up that relationship cope it was always about sex

Thanks, Jesus

>Dyke ra cat
Don't be so visibly insecure. Its shameful.

Did Steven and Greg t-turn poil into a non faggot??

Die mad.
But it’s not. Amethyst and Steven have fused and that one doesn’t feel remotely sexual.

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I'm on the verge of taking 40 tabs of effexor mixed with alcohol. you have no idea how much these words hurt. fuck you for feeling sympathy towards me, even if it was in an indirect way

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based negro thank you christ

i wub you guys also
it's hard sometimes to see the good in the world but i'm learning to improve and get better, i shit post on here because it helps get out some of my frustration i have but i never mean what i say here because i would never say the bad stuff i say here in real life.

does that make me a bad person if say mean things here but am kind and nice in real life?

should i leave this site? but it's so hard to leave.

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bu bu bu the show said she was good, I thought???

Imagine feeling depressed while living in a first world country with all your basic necessities covered, lol, literally tumlbr tier.
>uuuhh i feel pretty bad i have depression :(
Nothing more pathetic

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Thats what they wanted you to think

this

if you have access to the internet you have no excesses every resource you could ever need is online to do anything in your life

asking the real questions

Wow user you're so tough and bad ass. I bet your dick a whole 4 inches long when erect! What a chad!

I don’t believe you’re not depressed. You don’t come to this place if you’re not mentally ill in some capacity.

Apparently Tumblr thinks its pedophilia if you sexualize Steg. So please keep doing it.

I never stopped thinking that she, like Steven said, did good and bad things. She's a complex character that can be nice and sweet but also completely thoughtless and selfish

Pearl was supposed to be gay, what the fuck is this Rebeca?

>oh no he's hot

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Thanks you.
I am and i came here just this night to check this place again, it is garbage.

of course he is also broken in some way like you and i to come to this site i know it sounds hypocritical coming from me also on this site but there are so many resources online to get over depression e.g pdfs of mental health books, video games and roms, free music, meditation music and videos on youtube,free anime, free manga, free cartoons,free manga to help with reality (though escapism is not the answer alone and you shouldn't go over board with it) ect

>what the fuck is this Rebeca?
Inevitable

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user. You should know that I can’t not take that post seriously at this point.

Don’t do it. Please.

I know what you’re feeling. I’ve been through it, too. But it’s never too late to start improving your life, and there’s no way to know how many people you’ll hurt. And you WILL hurt people, no matter how lonely you think you are, you WILL hurt someone. You hurt me a little just reading that.

You are worth saving. You are worth helping. I can’t be there with you, so please, seek it out however you can, because all in all, you ARE worth it, no matter what you think. But you have to believe that. I know it’s hard to, but it’s true. Don’t do it, please.

You dissing Texas, senpai?

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>don't be a creep

that rule only applies when you're already conventionally physically attractive

if you're ugly, literally the simplest interactions with women will be considered "creepy"

going for a jog to try and get in shape?
stop for a break near a fountain to hydrate?
>"ew he's creepy, look at that gross beard and sweatpants"
waiting in line at the movie theater?
ask others in line if they're excited for the film?
>"ew stop creeping"
walking in the mall to check out some merch at hot topic/spencers/generic merch store?
>"ew he's so creepy looking, let's leave"

to 'not be creepy' is the forever life goal of most normal guys just trying to live their lives in peace, while pursuing the goal of finding someone they can call a life partner on the side

when you're not super hot/funny/smart (pic related), you just gotta roll with whatever you can get

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this

>Do straight men really see themselves as this irresistible

That's the entire point of reproductive instincts you fucking retard

If you don't mind me asking, what turned you around?

we have to

that's the only way we can work up the courage to even TALK to women outside of anything platonic

if we don't think of ourselves as hot shit around hot women, we die alone

I didn't expect him to be so bara lmao. A pleasant surprise.

>all of this
I think I now understand why there are more men that want to be MTF than women that want to be FTM.

It's kinda weird how sexualized he is

this

is so accurate it's so hard as a guy not to come off as creepy to females even when you try so hard, sometimes even trying not to be creepy makes you look more creepy

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The murdercock by itself was already powerful, but combined with Steven, who has godlike CHA genes on both sides, any holdouts are going to have their sexualities DECIMATED. Man, woman, doesn't matter. Nothing can stop the Holocock.

He’d be sexy no matter what he wears

FEMALE PERSPECTIVE EXPECTATIONS

>love: kind gestures, occasional gifts, overall kindness, willingness to listen/respond, can fuck good, literally says "i love you"

MALE PERSPECTIVE EXPECTATIONS

>love: touch my peepee, cuddle with me after cummies, tell me I'm worth something, stroke my hair as i fall asleep next to you, let me play xbox when I want, touch my peepee again, say "fuck i love you so much" and "your dick is sooo big"

Streg

>tell me i'm worth something
most females don't know it but guys want this so bad

Oh, probably the same thing as most people here. If all goes well for me, I may be in the public eye, so I’d rather not get into specifics. But I’ve not had many, if any friends, I’m horrified of growing old and not having done any of what I wanted to do with my life, or doing it and not having it pan out. I’m even more horrified I may die alone. My family life isn’t too good either. I’ve also lost some people I wish I hadn’t.
I understand that pain a lot. I think about it even when I’m not experiencing it on a deep level. It’s incredibly sad how many people get broken in so many different ways. I hate that we have to go through it all.

But each day, I work towards changing the parts of my life I can change. I’m learning more and more about how to be confident in public, and my art is getting a little better, and I’m this close to running something on /qst/. I’m even working out. And I’m finding that it helps. I’m finding real hope for the future, and real enjoyment. I don’t know if it will last, but it’s something, and that’s all I need.

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Are you sure? He has two ukuleles, one big, and one small.

what's the difference?

Low-quality guys want that so bad. High-quality guys do not visibly have feelings.

you're overthinking it again, creep. women don't just exist to call you a creep, they have to think about survival from rape and low social status.

There isn't much of a difference here if I'm being honest.

(this is for the other user you responded to since they deleted their post)

How old are you, user? Are you old enough to attend a self-help session at a clinic or psychiatrist? If you can't afford that, there are some great alternatives for cheap or free. Are you religious? Even if not, go to a local church and read the bulletin board. You'll find ads for plenty of meetings for people going through different struggles in life (ex. alcoholism, depression, PTSD, gender confusion, etc) and all of them will be full of others just like you looking for some relief from the pain you're in now. Go to one of those meetings. Even if you don't click with the folks there, the group leader will likely know of many other group sessions you can try. I've had many friends that struggled with addictions go through these types of groups and come back much stronger and more content with life.

Don't lose hope, user. There will always be help if you know where to look.

I personally don't like him 'cause he's not cute in the same way Steven and Greg are.

guys who don't want this are usually the ones who end women beaters and this is coming from another guy

>maybe more

No difference.

twitter.com/relateddude/status/1168704048540860416

This is exactly my fetish.

That's pretty hot

I do.
I want them all to feel nothing but rage, all the time, so that we may trap them in a beyblade arena and see them do battle

Glad I'm not the only one who called bullshit

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>overthinking
>call me a creep without even seeing my face

this hurt more than being called a creep in public, but i get what you're saying

most "creepy" dudes don't have the socialization ability to talk to women without being "creepy" -- it's mostly because we've literally mustered up all the courage we can scrounge up to even speak to someone we consider beautiful

the constant rejection is a norm, but it really chips away at your soul when you give your best and are quickly reminded that your best just isn't good enough

it's like... imagine that instead of having metaphorical (sometimes literal) penises waved in your face 24/7, you actually had to go out and ask a man to pay attention to you. do you think it would be easy, or feel good to have to be the one approaching someone you like? imagine asking out your crush, and then imagine getting flat out told "nah, you're too ugly" multiple times a week, every week, for the majority of your life so far

that's what being called a creep feels like, to every guy, everywhere, throughout history

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He's sexy cute

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>Literally advances Western Civilization
>parasitic scourge
Hey Rabbi, watcha doin?

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>pelvic thrusts alone expel all lesser males from the premises

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>Rabbi
you realize Judiasm is a abrahamic religion too right? I think they're all shit.

He probably came

Ancient history

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Talmudic Judaism is younger than Christianity and begins after the destruction of the temple. It has more to do with Babylonian Paganism than the Old Testament religion. Christianity is the reason we don't worship trees and sacrifice people to Odin anymore.

>all these dykes seething

The real question is, did Steven fuck his dad essentially?

>be a women
not matter how ugly or beautiful at some point in your life a guy will approach you with romantic intentions
>be a man
you can go your whole life were not a single women approaches you with romantic intentions

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I'm sorry you're not good enough to not get cheated on

>don't sacrifice people to Odin anymore.
admittiedly based
>don't worship tree's
what the fuck is wrong with worshipping tree's They give us oxygen, food, and shelter and warmth as a result of using their parts.
Honestly worshiping tree's would probably do human society some good.

if you can't get along intimately with people that are different from you I don't think you get to call anyone an awful person or someone having a mental illness to be perfectly honest

Fusion isn't fucking, and it isn't always romantic love.
After all, if that were the case, Rose never would have fused with Pearl.

Nature worship is a hallmark of backwards, primitive societies.

No, fusion is just a relationship metaphor. Steg, Smokey Quartz etc. are platonic

maybe but there is a reason why humans tend to gravitate towards people like them more often than not.
citation needed

when will Rebecca start redpilling children about the USS Liberty?

Don’t forget his dick bouncing around in that one scene, this is never going to air on CN again because of that.

Save your energy lad. Women are incapable of mustering up the cognitive ability to perceive an experience not directly tied to their own. You might as well try and describe color to the blind.

>there is a reason why humans tend to gravitate towards people like them more often than not
yeah that reason is intellectual laziness and a lack of empathy
most people just aren't emotionally mature enough to love properly and these sort of people only gravitate towards the simple and the easy aka people that look like them or their parents

Name one tree-worshiping society that ever advanced beyond ooga-booga stage.

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>the guy who boarded the stuff with Steg is gay
twitter.com/paulvilleco/status/1077596244187451397?s=20

>OY WOTS THIS, A BUNCH OF SAVAGES
>BATHING MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH?
>Truly the hallmark of a backwards people.
Sorry, I just think it's funny that no one ever talks about societies they see out there more advanced than theirs. Everyone thinks they are the most logical/reasonable society

hoes mad

Dykes getting STRAIGHTED is my favorite trope.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vc6t0qGv_ao

devilish

They never really got a chance to.
Also what the hell is the does worshiping a invisible sky person who says "do whatever I want you to or you'll be tortured for eternity after you die" have to offer human society more than Tree's that have been actually integral to human existence in one way or another since this species' conception.

My favorite is the opposite. I need more content of straight girls being "converted"

she was just setting it up the whole time

They are tho.
I'd bang them if they weren't straight

>OY WOTS THIS, A BUNCH OF SAVAGES
>BATHING MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH?
Based

Ahaha, the dyke really IS mad.

when??

Mongols literally were shamanists, worshiped "pagan" earth spirits that they thought were tied to their homeland (part of why they were so chill about other religions because they thought that each land had their own spiritual connection, just their's was stronger).

Ooga-booga'd all the way into having the fucking largest land based empire yet seen.

If you're the hoes mad guy, that reply was on accident. I was only trying to reply to

this

dykes are the best type of girl, therefore it takes the most work to get them on your cock

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It's my uncontrollable fetish.

That's why I will always be alone, until I can find a lesbo that isn't actually a lesbo and just doesn't know it yet.

The odds are pretty slim, but if I keep a lookout around roller derby rinks and softball meetups, there might be a chance.

Holy shit, is this true? If so the SU fandom must be on fucking fire. Fuck me, if this is real I may have a newfound respect for the jewess.

Because Western society was objectively superior to those it conquered.
>They never really got a chance to.
They had centuries to develop on a continent rich with natural resources. They had their chance.
>Also what the hell is the does worshiping a invisible sky person who says "do whatever I want you to or you'll be tortured for eternity after you die" have to offer human society more than Tree's that have been actually integral to human existence in one way or another since this species' conception.
The philosophical framework to view reality as a rational system or systems and thus lay the groundwork for modern science.

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>most people just aren't emotionally mature enough to love properly and these sort of people only gravitate towards the simple and the easy aka people that look like them or their parents
Exactly. What is your point? Most people are always going to be like this, and that will never change user. It doesn't refute my point, in fact it proves it. Not everyone is "supremely open minded".
Humans are a very tribalistic species, its a survival mechanism.

my nigga

good luck in your search, so far I've only found lesbians I could get one night stands with

Yes

Based historian user

but god DAMN they know how to ride

Steg actually looks much closer to adult Steven than that shit. Look: youtube.com/watch?v=C5Oq9HR3Wxs

Mongols had no one religion and mostly conquered other primitive people while never advancing beyond being nomadic.

>until I can find a lesbo that isn't actually a lesbo and just doesn't know it yet.
Are you sure you're not just attracted to butch's and tomboys? Most tomboys are bi just fyi.

My point, as my first post showcased, is that you show every sign of being part of the described category, so you don't really have any ground to call others awful or diseased
>Humans are a very tribalistic species, its a survival mechanism.
there's really not enough research that supports that "theory" (which has been used to defend ethnostates by the way so you might want to consider your defense of your laziness a bit more carefully), and even if it was true we've graduated past a lot of our early instincts through appropriate social evolution, and we'd evolve past this one too

You realize that you'll never sexually satisfy even a straight woman right? Even if you did get with a dyke, she'd just cheat on you all the time. You're literally asking to be cucked.

Shit, I might be a tomboy hunter. Never thought of that... Where do verified tomboys usually congregate? Any ideas?

just because u can't get a gf doesn't mean everyone cab't

>Mongol "Empire"
>it's mostly just empty plains

>Where do verified tomboys usually congregate? Any ideas?
Sports games. But be careful straight user, some tomboys can be crazy cunts.

Take your meds schizo.

Literally every lesbian relationship I've seen ended with one hating the other and the other undergoing "depression" for like a month because they don't know where they went wrong.

I think it's 1 and half, but I'm also lurking around for links too

Then stop browsing Yea Forums all day and clean up

>Rent free
Just let people exist lmao, isn't that what you want?

It's true.

I'm starting to get the impression that you might need a good dicking

don't worry you'll feel less cranky afterwards I promise

>Make show about lesbian gemstones. Fanbase is mostly lesbians and gays.

>Create a character with so much masculine energy, the lesbians starts questioning themselves again.

I'm fucking crying about it.

Damn you are shit at history. At the height of their empire, yes they had a bunch of other religions due to conversions within their empire. BUT, even converts still retained shamanistic practices.

Genghis Khan himself was a shamanist, he just went out of his way to set up institutions that created freedom of religion within his empire. They also leveraged their conquered people so well that they were more systemically organized than most empires that would come after.
Also, forgot that China (more advanced than Europe at the time) India, Russia, most of SE Asia, Persia and most of the Middle East counted as "primitive people". All conquered.

good being gay or straight is dumb, why would automatically rule out half the population?

When he’s thrusting his hips right after he fused. It bounces around for 11 seconds.

So wheres the Chad? All I see is a double faggot.

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How should I prepare, wise dyke-crushing user? I never go to sport stadiums, so idk which are the best for tomboy fishing.

>stop browsing Yea Forums
if only it was that easy, i have tried to leave twice

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I've had multiple girlfriends user.
I'm just telling the truth. Lesbians are not attracted to dudes, they're going to want to fuck women and they WILL. There are hundreds of cases where closet lesbians who got with a guy because they thought it would be easier ended up cheating on their husbands with random women on a very regular basis, it usually ends with them divorcing their husbands.
You might think its "empowering" to "convert" a lesbian, but its an illusion she'll never be into you and will end up leaving you and fucking tons of random women behind your back.
>a good dicking
user dude f a m do you need to be reminded that the vast majority of even straight women (women who are ACTUALLY attacted to males) don't even get an orgasm when fucking dudes right?
Hell a straight chick is more likely to cum from fucking her dog than fucking the average guy.
You couldn't satisfy even a virgin straight chick or even a slutty bi chick, certainly not a dyke.
Stay in your lane. Do yourself a favor.

>implying women are more reasonable with anger

At its height, the mongol empire had 100 million people, roughly. At the time, that was over a quarter of the world's population.

Keep reaching buddy.

Considering the human race wont exist without us. Yes.

>dyke-crushing user?
I am a dyke user.
>which sports stadiums
A lot of them like football and baseball. Also work out and get buff, most tomboys are attracted to chads not skinny dudes.

I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.

Pearl is just Rosesexual (Pink Diamond sexual).

- Hot for PD and Rose
- Hot for a girl that looks just like Rose
- Hot for Steven who "is" PD/Rose
- Hot for Steven fusions

Disgusting but true.

underrated post. just wanted to let you know i appreciate you user

>Threads talking about someone so called masculinity makes them gay'
>Literally nothing is straight or masculine about a incest fusion

KYS

I think I have a crush on you, user

this.
and females still hate us but men love females and kiss the ground they walk on.

stop posting cringe on the internet, incel-kun

Seeeethe.

Didn't say lesbian relationships were perfect. No relationship is perfect, but in my personal experience from what I've seen same sex relationships both female/female and male/male tend to be happier on average than male/female relationships. There are obviously exceptions of course.
Wouldn't be the first time some dude got a crush on me. I'm used to it.

I'm another dyke actually

oh cool

>called an incel
humanity was a mistake,if guys can be mocked for trying to get a romantic partner but being unable to

Thank you, wise dyke-crushing femanon. I will take your advice to heart and go to a Cubs game to hunt for tomboys. I'll post an update at some point in the near future if things go well. Wish me luck!

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>thinking she will fall for this
lol

being mocked is the first step towards understanding you're doing something stupid user
I'm sorry but this is for your own good
now stop being cringe

>Hot for Steven who "is" PD/Rose
When?

Good luck. Also learn how to eat pussy. Even if you have a sub optimal or average cock if you're good at eating cunt it won't matter to her (probably).

Why benefit do I gain from lying? She ain't going to date me. I just wanted to say she seems really cool based off what I've seen in this shitty internet forum.

>"I'll have a fighting chance when i am with other woman"
Women don't kill in a way you can fight back against unless you know they're trying to kill you.
You're gonna get poisoned, roofied and then dropped off a bridge, or depending on available tools, unceremoniously stabbed in your sleep.

I don't hate either women or men but I hate a lot of people in general and especially the assholes on sites like this and social media. I think most people men or women are the same.

Probably the high percentage of people who hate most other people and sometimes themselves too is a bigger issue. It's epidemic. You might say it's just Internet losers by the hate and anger you see between people in day to day regular life is through the roof.

An average cock isn't an issue unless the chick is loose. if the chick is loose you were never going to keep her even with a chad mega dick because she'll eventually want more.

this

> BUT, even converts still retained shamanistic practices.
To what degree? Because if your horde has members of all religions and an official policy of toleration, then you aren't really shamanistic, are you faggot? China, India, Persia, and Russia were comparatively primitive and poorly defended at the time. But my original point was about progress. The Mongols remained a backwards and primitive people even at the height of their empire and were quickly outpaced by Christian Europe.

So the conquered a lot of mud people over a large area.

true true

basically just messing with you

This is what cartoons are now, user. Get used to it or Minecraft yourself.

lol @ you
if someone doesn't care if you think they're worth something, it means they think you're worth nothing

Sorry, just in a weird head space right now

This thread is filled with virgins and incels.

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most of the incel rethoric in this thread has been typed by a self proclaimed dyke tho

Takes power away from wahmen, or something.

yeah its ok, sometimes it gets hard to tell the difference between someone joking and someone being serious online

and what did they actually do with all that

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Define "average" and "sub-optimal"

encourage trade, cause cultural knowledge exchange and end banditry

I fucking hate all of you and hope each and every last one of you chokes to death.

Well I'm a dolphin and you can tell that's definitely true because I said it on an anonymous board. So I have some authoritative thoughts on Flipper and ocean currents I'd like to dictate as Truth. Also dolphin rape. From the horse's (dolphin's) mouth.

confirmed woman at least
>men tend to blame themselves that they were not good enough they got rejected or cheated
LOL thanks for the laugh

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>they sold things
Well, okay then.

also remember that you'll never make a dolphin cum, their penis are way too long for your pathetic human hands

Well I'm a spoon typing with a fork and knife that agreed to help me vent about the movie before my owner comes back and tosses me in the dishwasher

>gay icon
>seduces pearl the classic chin touch
suuuuuuuuuuuuure he is

"43.8% of lesbian women and 61.1% of bisexual women have experienced rape, physical violence, and/or stalking by an intimate partner at some point in their lifetime, as opposed to 35% of heterosexual women."
ncadv.org/blog/posts/domestic-violence-and-the-lgbtq-community
lezzies btfo

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>cultural knowledge exchange
lol
I guess it's technically true everyone in europe was well informed of all their torture methods so that counts as a cultural exchange

you realize that selling things is basically the heart of our entire capitalist civilization right?

haha why are manlets so precious lol

"Capitalism" did not exist until the 1600's at the earliest, and that's being generous. The Mongols made no practical advances with all the people and resources available to them aside from being decent land managers.

You can google that yourself user, and honestly size preferences differ from woman to woman. Some woman prefer small dildo's/dicks(4 inches or so), some prefer average (around 5 inches), some prefer big 6 inches or 7 inches. Some HATE big dicks and dildos (its too painful for them and not fun).
Just be suspicious of any woman who says they only fuck 9 inch dicks or bigger either they shove massive bad dragon dildo's inside them using copious amount of lube or they're morons who can't into measuring.

not surprised at that
women are emotional they hold grudges
men can literally get into a fist fight and then become best friends women on the other hand can't do this they will hold a grudge and gossip and talk behind each others back and constantly critically judge each other.

>Spoiling the series finale

so you just know literally nothing

>dude are you dumb
>well actually that is plausible

Also weren't there laws in the States at one point which banned certain kinds of degenerate pornography?

>Also weren't there laws in the States at one point which banned certain kinds of degenerate pornography?
Yes. Sodomy (butt stuff) in certain states was flat out illegal at one point.

please
their "empire" literally consisted of the zones where they would bully neighboring civilizations occasionally out of their lunch money
pretending they had any cultural impact besides the threat they represented is laughable

Thanks, wasn't sure if I should feel terrible, but now I feel better. And those bad dragon things, a bi friend of mine was telling me she used to fuck her bf with him wearing one as an extender over his dick. Is that entering "crazy" territory, or just a select person with a fetish too far gone to enjoy normal cock anymore?

>Heterosexual relationships
>Unnatural
Pick one

Also there are still degenerate porn thats illegal. Like child porn for example.

I can't wait for E;R to shit on this and blow you losers away

Yikes. Gays are statistically nearly twice as unemployed too
williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/visualization/lgbt-stats/?topic=LGBT&characteristic=female#density

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The leader, and top administrators of the "horde" were shamanistic. Saying that they weren't really shamanistic anymore because they let people have freedom of religion is like saying the English Empire wasn't really Christian because of all the Hindus they let live in India after they subjugated them. Idiotic.

Speaking of idiotic... China, India, and Persia were some of the most advanced civilizations in the world at the time. We are talking about the late 1200s, not 6000BC. China had advanced bureaucracy at the time, and significantly better tech than Europe.

Fusion as it's expressed in canon is a bit complicated. Once, it was a stand-in for sex. Uncouth, indecent, and apparently very personal, then once upon a time things started to get rapey, which made it very inconvenient, including one of the main heroines (in which Rebecca claims to see herself) convincing another of the main heroines to fuse with her under false pretenses!
From this point on the waters have become increasingly muddy, and it seems as though they've fully abandoned the implication, which makes certain gestures from early on in the series a bit...questionable at best.
I personally find it interesting.

>Is that entering "crazy" territory, or just a select person with a fetish too far gone to enjoy normal cock anymore?
There are a lot of people with weird fetishes out there, even people who seem "normal" may have have a weird fetish or two. I can't say how typical that behavior is, you just have to find out for yourself. And if you find some girl you really like who's into that stuff, just be prepared to shove the occasional plastic horse cock inside her, she'll probably suck you off while you do it anyway. So win/win?

Who the fuck cares if something is "natural"?

>Gays are statistically nearly twice as unemployed too
Thats literally because there are a lot of homophobic people and anyone who is outed as gay are more likely to get fired. Try some critical thinking user.

>low-quality guys
>high-quality guys
Okay fag.

Establish legacies that echo down to the current day.
The country of Russia basically exists in its current form because of the Mongols. They established new dynasties in China. Created trade routes so safe it was said you could travel from one end of the empire to the other without fear of robbery. Every 6th person in the world has a little Mongol in them. Decades of knowledge exchanged between their subjects that lead to inventions like the compass and paper currency.

But yeah, the civilization is gone now. Just like most. And all that will come after. Good job for spotting that everything dies eventually user

how did you guys skipped mega's limit.
tried jdownloader but all the tutorials i saw didnt worked out.

>I can't wait for someone ELSE to tell you how I feel
You can't even pretend to have balls on the internet

>tells others to think
>doesnt know firing someone for being gay is illegal and will land the employer a giant lawsuit

Except for all the modern things invented in the empire at the time. Silk road to hand grenades. And being managers of your land is like, the most important thing required of an empire.

>Just be suspicious of any woman who says they only fuck 9 inch dicks or bigger either they shove massive bad dragon dildo's inside them using copious amount of lube or they're morons who can't into measuring.

That...that's not true.
There are good women out there who can handle penises that happen to be well over 9 inches and about 6 inches in girth or more.
It's not all pornstarlettes who have to take pain pills.
...

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>I just think that hetero relationships are inherently unstable, sometimes I would even go as far as to say unnatural
>unnatural
Just how deranged are you? What sequence of events led to you unironically thinking this?

>he thinks something being illegal stops it from happening
user... Also not everyone can afford to even make a lawsuit.

user, only some states have those laws. 17 states offer no protections at all

>What sequence of events led to you unironically thinking this?
Everyday cynicism and misanthropy turned me into the piece of shit I am today. Why do you think I post on this site?

Well yeah, but we're discussing more of the wider market of porn. I'm not gonna die on the hill of kid diddlers anymore than I'm gonna die on the hill of trying to holocaust the kid diddlers, if we're talking about making porn illegal it's already happened to a certain extent before.

False sense of security. Hes a transgender wanting to score some of his sons fusion.

>if we're talking about making porn illegal it's already happened to a certain extent before.
Not saying it can't happen, it certainly fucking can. I'm just saying that I personally think its not likely at least in the near future, hell by the time we're old we could get to a point where all porn is criminalized. But now that I think about it I can't really get on your case for being worried about a minority of feminists who hate porn, since anything can happen. Its just that I have never met a woman who hates porn in my personal life, I've met some prudish older women who claims to dislike porn in one breath but gushes over whatever trashy porn novel thats popular at the moment, like that BDSM story that house wives were obsessed with, I forgot what it was called. It was in the news a lot.

Based and /myfetishpilled/
Why are dykes so sensitive? It's a good fetish.
Do you really doubt that there are tons of "lesbians" who are only rebelling against their parents and would totally fuck an attractive man?
Do you never dream about converting a straight woman?
Just fuck off back to /lgbt/.

That’s real funny, but I’m the abstract concept of the function of a chair and all of you are total nerds with no life experience. Sheesh, step outside once in a while.

The Byzantines invented grenades first and the silk road was already well established.

They know, they just don't believe you are worth something. At least not anything more than themselves

Faggot bitch with fake “positive vibes” twittershit, begone, begone

>Found myself going from seeing lesbians as fun fap bait and fun pussy to disgusting
>Outright hate them now
>Still have a deep painful need to fuck them
>Want to savagely hatefuck a lesbian into multiple orgasms and leave her cumfilled preggers and hating herself for enjoying every single second of it
>Feel that I'm betraying something about myself by having this fantasy and finding myself getting hard and wanting to make a full on obvious lesbian that I sort of felt disgust towards scream my name while I plowed her in a most non-consensual manner.

The fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?
Find real women who're into roleplay and go hard on the lesbian hatred or what?

see a goddamn therapist

I honestly feel this is a betrayal to the LGTB+ ideals the show had...

bi pride

Shoot yourself

therapy

But it's two men in one so...

You a dude?

based af

Don't worry hes still a faggy trans fem fuel.

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>Why are dykes so sensitive? It's a good fetish.
They're tumblr/twitter/hugbox tourists here because of the movie. Dont worry, itll die down eventually. Probably.

can someone be this disconnected from reality?

Hmmmm...

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The grenades invented by the byzantines were not explosive, but incendiary. The first gunpowder, explosive hand grenades were developed during the Mongol control of the region.

The Silk Road obviously started much sooner, but had fallen into fragmented segments due to the political unrest in the region. With the Mongols, the Silk Road was re-established and stretched the entire continent.

>can someone be this disconnected from reality?
Literally just look at the rest of this thread to find out the answer is yes

He looks like a gay pornstar

Ask this thread and many others like it.

All Gems want STEG multiverse

Fusions are not a zero sum game of body mass.

Clearly she has a feminine penis

That's why you won't get fired for being gay cause the legal expenses will cripple the company's bottom line.

Remember this?

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Meant for

The double-neck guitar is a metaphor.

Did Steven get AIDS after brofusing with his dad? He seemed.... sick

He fucked his dad how else would he feel

Yet here you are, not doing anything about it. Falling into one of the easiest mindsets to be comfortable in.

Therapists are u trustworthy.

Eventually

Yes. And "DICK OR GET THE FUCK OUT" posts will be ignored.

His body couldn't handle the pure thundercock energy. Greg's used to it after all these years, but Steven just got a full dose all at once.

Ah.. I see.
Steven's fusion is a walking gay porno and want for sexually confused girls with gender issues that wish to bone some father figure, as evidenced by him being htpermasculine and turning on the Fuji loving sexually confused girls.
That and he's a temporary being.meaning he's both the kind of now or never fuck that women like and dide dick that no one will ever find out about.
No wonder the magical gay gem women got all juicy over him.

What's a good way to make webms within the size limit without sacrificing too much quality? I've got the scene of Steven recovering his powers, but can't post it.

I think it just confirms Pearl is bi, she quickly jumped to Amethyst before the song was even finished

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did you not see how amy and pearl were snuggling up to eachother, holding hands and all that? They opted to fuse right away when they sung independent together.
Amy/pearl is canon

Yeah I think people here are ignoring how Garnet, the actual lesbian, didn't really have a moment with Steg

The abs, the pompadour, the lack of facial hair, the chiseled jaw, the completely different nose. There's a lot that just sort of popped up out of nowhere.

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For windows:
ffmpeg -ss -i -t -f webm -vf colormatrix=bt709:bt601 -c:v libvpx -an -b:v 0 -crf -qmin 0 -qmax 50 -quality best -threads 3 -cpu-used 1 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 25 -pass 1 -y NUL
ffmpeg -ss -i -t -f webm -vf colormatrix=bt709:bt601 -c:v libvpx -an -b:v 0 -crf -qmin 0 -qmax 50 -quality best -threads 3 -cpu-used 1 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 25 -pass 2

Just keep encoding with a higher crf until it's under 3MB. E.g. start the crf at some low number like 15 and keep increasing it until it gets to 40 or so. If it's still not small enough at that point, downscale it by passing in the extra flags
scale=-vf scale=:-1 -sws_flags lanczos

on each pass.

>scale=-vf scale=:-1 -sws_flags lanczos
Scratch that, I meant
-vf scale=:-1 -sws_flags lanczos

Actual coping holy shit

Does someone have a gif of their whole fusion dance? I only have screenshots

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... user I'm scared. Can we go back to discussing the movie now?

>This show ran out of ideas
Ever since the pilot

>Steven had gay sex with his dad to turn his not-aunt un-gay
>The personification of his gaysex is a bara dude

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>Futurama: Jurrasic Bark.webm

>They constantly complain about their boyfriends/husbands. A lot of them even admit they've never had a single orgasm when they fucked a dude.
women complain and don't communicate. more news at 11

Aren't lesbian relationships statistically the most likely to involve domestic violence?

I'm no gigachad if that's what you're asking
You still acknowledge top of the food chain when you're in their presence tho, regardless of which side you swing for

I don't think so. That study was asking lesbians/bi woman if they ever experienced abuse in general in their lifetime.

>empire didn't develop civilization in any meaningful way
>just had tributary states
So if I bully all the school kids out of their lunch money that makes me a king? At least the Romans attempted to maintain and integrate conquered people into their empire beyond forced enlistment.

So like the movie is decent but the series is not and by the time you finish the series you won't get as much enjoyment out of the movie.

Honestly just watch the movie, fuck it, who cares.

your retarded

I could have sworn I saw a study comparing abuse rates in every conceivable orientation of couple and it had gay male couples being the least likely to become abusive and lesbians as the most likely.

Big dick energy

Found you

It almost looks like she has breasts in the first frame.

Her gem looks like a nipple lol wtf

I know you feel bro