For 5,000+ years they believe their sister is dead

>for 5,000+ years they believe their sister is dead
>finally find out that she's still alive and is now a new being named Steven
>ask him to live in their palace to make up for lost time but he wants nothing to do with them
>go to his smelly destroyed Earth planet to live with him and he still tells them to fuck off
>he gives them a crazy annoying gem to replace Pink when soon enough they'll want the real thing
Diamonds are suffering.

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Could this have gone in one of the many SU threads currently up?

no

i am mad because white act so dumb, i want her to be a goddess, not a silly no u childy

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I don't know why he can't just go see them on the weekends or something, the Galaxy Warps are back online and he admits they're his family

I hated the Diamonds in this to be honest. The fact that they made them “Muh Steven Muh Pink Diamond UwU” kinda felt out of character for Yellow and White.

Sure, he says he’ll come home every weekend, but before you know it, it’ll be holidays only, and he’ll barely call.

lmao

is there a stream of this anywhere?

none yet
theres a mega link on one of the other threads tho

*unzips* It’s here

>Dismantle the empire
>Faggot still won’t stay

that stream better be golden

steven knows you gotta play hard to get, or they get complacent and get right back on the galactic conquest wagon

Gross

better question: why do people like this show and why do the mods appease the cancerous fans who can't stay in one of the 10 fucking threads literally every time a new ep or special is on?

And thus, you forget the past… The countless lives that were lost... and the pain of those that suffered. Crimes must be met with punishment.

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well its been 2 years they probably went through some character development

Someone stop this man. Not even Rainbow Quartz 2.0 can stop this ancient entity of cock.

I love their poses here.

You mean character flanderization

pls giv giantess alien mommies

I don't get why Yellow would ever disband her armies or liberate her colonies. It could not possibly go over smoothly. Why should she have to change for Steven? Shouldn't Steven accept that the Diamonds are designed to be conquerers?

Also, without a cause, what will gems do without a purpose.

Whatever he did to convince them to change, he had two whole years to do it. Since it usually only takes him about 11 minutes to talk no jutsu his way out of his problems, he probably could’ve convinced them to do just about anything after two years of working at it. In Yellow’s case specifically, I would guess that maybe he got her to see that peace and diplomacy was ultimately “more efficient” and logical than conquest.

>White Diamond being a whimsical singing helicopter mom

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But diplomacy is Blue Diamond's purpose. Don't they still need soldiers to defend the empire from other races?

What other races?

>What other races?
literally the biggest problem with the show's worldbuilding. Why even bother with having a gem army if the only other race in the universe are puny humans?

Sneeple.

Seriously, the Off-Colors did mention a "cosmic jubilee". Since it wasn't explicitly stated to be gem-only, we can infer that there are other races of aliens participating.

does anyone have a download or link to the movie?

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I wonder how long it'll take them to get bored of Spinel too (or maybe it'll be different since she'll behave more like a person now instead of a toy?)

The Sneeple had better fucking show up in Season 6.

Yeah, they're complete wastes as characters. Why do they even exist, what do they add to the story? Worthless villains and barely developed characters.

Look for Madridista on Desuarchive.

That's not what that word means dipshit. They would be raging tyrants with all the subtley of Skeletor if that was the case.

As someone whos been with the show since day one 5 years ago i really enjoyed the whole movie 100 percent. The opening recap was great because i remember watching episode by episode trying to unravel the shows plot and mysterys and seeing it all be done by now was . also i love old rubberhose cartoons so spibel was great to see. And im a huge fag for musicals ( dam u disney ) so thats a plus. (Ps. Am a guy)

White straight up sounded brainwashed near the end - it feels so unnatural I wonder if they're going to keep low-key conquering worlds while Steven's on earth cuz there's no way they actually believe what they did was wrong only that Steven doesn't like it.

Sorry for your retardation

Just how much singing am I going to have to deal with?

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It's a lot, and you get used to it over time. They were not lying it IS very much a musical.

It does a decent job balancing this with plot-relevant dialogue though, which I did not see myself saying.

Welp, I heard from darq that they managed to turn Pearl Bi?
And anything on the Zoo Humans?

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>MILFs
>master-servant relationship but he frees her with the power of cock
>black tears
damn this movie has all my favorite fetishes

gee, if only mods let people use generals for shows that have had recent episodes. What a brilliant concept.

That moment. I knew she had separation anxiety and something must have happened. I didn't expect it to be so fucked up.

>spibel
:DD

Sorry spelling error. A stupid ad was in my way when i was typing

Well, I did like the cup head vibe in this scene..

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>the cup head
it's called rubber hose you uncultured swine

On behalf of all people who watched this movie (I'm a completionist with series, I've been over it forever but the movie is good. If you liked the good parts of SU, then you'll enjoy it enough) i'm sorry retards make like 100 threads when something new drops. I got legit 10 tabs open and most of them are steven threads so i can talk about the show. but yeah too fucking many of them guys wtf this is why certain shows get banned as a topic

This

So I liked Spinel but she just feels really out of place with the other characters and how they're designed. I'm weak for rubberhose style designs like this or anything with this kinda 20's vibe but she stood out a lot, almost like something that didn't belong (Which I guess is fitting for her character)