Murder Cock 2.0

STEG MULTIVERSE

THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUCK

>Steven and Greg already look nearly the same from one another
>their combined form hardly looks like either of them

I don’t really mind, but it’s a little odd.

youtube.com/watch?v=C5Oq9HR3Wxs

he looks more like adult steven than he does greg. it makes sense

If Steven looks just like his dad did at his age (and characters have said he does), then it stands to reason he’ll still look a lot like Greg when he’s older. A lot of people look like their parents when they grow up.

>When I realize Steven/Greg fusion is about to happen
Dear god what happened to this sho...
>When he actually appears
OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOT!

I'm straight and I think I just got my first man crush

I guffawed when he basically made Pearl cum by his sheer levels of CHAD and DANDY

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Fanart NOW

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>Even the antagonist's plot with rebooting them couldn't win against THE COCK

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saved

based sugar

I want to sniff his pits and use his pecs as pillows

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>testosterone in steven universe

i guess miracles do happen

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Reminder that Pearl is based on Rebecca (like most characters) and Rebecca is bi. Pearl was never fully lesbian.

nice

Holy fuck, when did SU and Jojo have a crossover?

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The fuck are you on about
Greg was always a mega chad.

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Observe the soon to be former dyke, as the Gold Stars are literally excised from her body.

This is heckin lewd.

Any fusion involving Steven is going to be a bit weird because it's not JUST Steven, it's Steven and Pink Diamond.

Her body automatically tries to generate giant tits to please him, but unfortunately Pearl was never good at shapeshifting and can't hold them for long.

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>literally cushion for the pushin'

she consistently likes her couple to be big an dominant though, big strong girls and mostly big strong guys, thats why Rebocca likes migthy negro for he is BIG.

This is cringe, even for this board.

I need pictures of Pearl getting hysterically horny at Steg.
I wanna see her whole body shake, her knees together, lip biting, hearts in her eyes, fingers running through her hair, covered in sweat, expelling hot breaths, shaky speech and a god damn OCEAN forming forming at her feet.

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My sides still hurt from wheezing laughing at him so hard

Isn't fusing supposed to be analogous to sex? So uh.... what's going on here?

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I don't know this looks gay as hell

Daddy/son sex with the possibility of Rose bwing there too

First day on Yea Forums I see

Oh hell yeah

That's a good Pearl

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There are 23 threads about the new steven universe movie right now.
And there was already a thread with this exact same topic and exact same OP image.

Fusing is analogous to any sort of close relationship, romantic, familial, or just good old friendship.

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Why do people on Yea Forums call him Murdercock?

Because his penis killed a diamond.

You have it backwards. Steg isn't a Jojo.

Steg is the pure embodiment of Rock'n'Roll, Japanese punks adopted the pompadour to make themselves in the image of men like him.

I-is this a JOJO reference?

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It’s too bad Steven wasn’t aged up to 18 so I could be prophesy aroused

nope. he's a full on gay bear.

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I laughed my ass off