Just missed it

Just missed it
Is it worth the watch?

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sure I guess. It was cute.

Nope. You're better off watching the Invader Zim movie.

Yes you missed out

Yeah it was good. Spinel is really cute.

There was no Jasper though

OH NO HE'S HOT

It was good

Spinel was the only good part and I'm glad she got a happy ending, everything else can go fuck itself

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Not a single good song in the entire movie.

So no, not really unless you want to see a qt yandere gem.

nah

There's gonna be a whole heap of bara porn coming out of the movie, user.

her opening song was good

If you're gay and like musicals, it's a good movie. If you like actual action and a well written script, Enter the Florpus is better.

Never seen this show, dont care

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They shit up the ending pretty bad.

Spinel was fucking great
Steg was FUCKING great and the whole movie was justified just for his one song sequence

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Who doesn’t?

No

I would say yes but those last twenty minutes just shit on the whole movie up to that point so no

If you like Steven Universe, you'll like the movie for sure. I think it's the best the show's been since like season 1.

if you like the show youll love the movie

This, Steg made the movie worth.

I wasn’t expecting it to be an animated musical but I guess that’s SU for you

It’s okay. More Earth shenanigans instead of space adventures. Spiney’s character was nothing more than another PD reject. Animation was great though. 8/10 would watch again on YouTube as an AMV

It came out?
Goddamnit where can i watch it?

No.

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Another one for the "great design and concept unfortunately wasted on a shitty pastel homo cartoon" bin, right next to hekapoo and buttwitch

I don't even like the show and I thought it was alright, maybe even enjoyable. Aging Steven up helped him not be an annoying bitch boy and the villain's arch wasn't as boring as I thought it be.

it just finished airing, itll be on the big pirate sites in an hour or so

Why did the season 1 finale of SU get a sticky but neither the series finale nor the capoff moie did anyway? Seems really weird that the first season got a sticky before the show was even that big but then nothing else did.

>Not a single good song in the whole movie

gayer than garnet

Alright thanks.

because only s1 of this show was good the rest are ok at best

best parts of the film:
>steven greg chad space dandy bara fusion
>pearl x greg becoming canon
>spinel sakuga fights at the start and the end animated by takafumi hori
>spinel just being spinel
>greg not washing his hands like a total chad after using the bathroom

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The gems get reset but Steven fixes them all through singing and memories. Steven talks down Spinel after stopping the injector from killing earth and Spinel goes to live with the Diamonds as a PD replacement I just saved you watching the movie.

Yeah. Not nearly as exhausting as the plot and premise could have been. Spinel steals the show. It's honestly worth it just for her and Steg. Namely because you don't get much out of the other gems you haven't gotten before. That and some weirdness with the CGs finding their missing pieces are the only significant downsides. I hope the show proper stays this good.

>only worth it for spinel and steg
preach it!

Instead of Steven crying about his problems every episode, you get Steven crying 6 times on 6 separate occasions in a movie

Yeah. Definitely worth it for Spinel (the new gem) who is top tier in series gem, and GIGA CHAD STEG. His murdercock is so strong he even made Pearl straight

Yeah, easily the best song. The ragtime felt so much different than any other Stets song.

it's a "i dont have shit else to watch" type movie so yeah. the real good parts are:
>greg and steven fusion
>literally every frame spinel is on screen
>the fighting
Rest was a bore

There is a problem (guess who causes it) and Steven talks it away. Twice. Every charecter has a worse wardrobe now than they did two seasons ago. The songs last forfuckingever. If you want to fuck spinel go for it though. Also the best fight sequence in the entire series happens so there's that

>Spinal was fun
>GENOCIDICK was honestly fucking amazing
>slave pearl
>diamond goddess harem
>minimal Connie
6/10 would fap to again.

where's the mega folks

You will have fun predicting every single move because it was THAT basic

so how did pink cause this problem, did she forget about gum gum no xj9

Does anyone have a link to the film? Sorry if it’s been posted elsewhere

Spinel is probably the best character that has ever been on the show, its a shame they poochied her

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>There was no Jasper though
and thats a good thing

>you're better off watching the other movie than this movie

Watch.. Both? What the fuck stupid logic.

Who voiced Steg?

FUCKING
RUINED

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God all I wanted was for her to just go completely evil. I was basically begging the screen plz for fucks sake have her go all in on her stupid trauma and they actually have to imprison her or something.

Just wait patiently user it'll be here soon enough.

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Beacuse the series took a nosedive in quality after season 2 and the fandom increased its' autism magnitude tenfold in the same period

Villain was fun but felt unoriginal, just another Pink Diamond fangirl who felt wronged by her and wanted revenge then got talk not jutsu'd by the end
The songs had nice beats but the lyrics were kind of lazy
Lapis, Peridot, and Bismuth did nothing of value and Jasper is nowhere to be seen
The art was good and there were a lot of cute moments though

Yup. Honestly this cemented PD as a the main villain of the show to me. Tricked Jenny into playing a game of staying still for 6000 years only for her to then learn through a fucking holo message that Pink fucked off the Earth, got murdercocked and had a kid. I can't blame her for wanting to fuck shit up.

She does cool down rather quickly after the sakuga fight with Steven. But she also spergs out at him quickly too so it's at least in character.

>another Pink Diamond fangirl who felt wronged by her
What? She got fucking Seymoured on PURPOSE that would fuck anybody up there was no "felt" Pink Diamond did her dirty.

It was ok. Neither good nor bad.

Spinel's a delight to watch, however.

>seymoured
oh god, if gems died of old age Spinel would've been the saddest story on the planet

> Seymoured
Oy, that's a great way of putting it.

Yeah Jasper and Bismuth tried to kill Steven because Pink Diamond did them dirty too, same shit. Rebecca needs to get new material

I can't help but feel like the crew has trouble pacing themselves. Much like Bismuth, or the diamonds, it's like the plot reaches it's climax and then things have to wrap up as fast as possible. It kinda leaves an unsatisfying taste in my mouth

If you like S5/6 go for it , for me it was meh and 5/10 at best.
If you like those style of songs go for it , the film is safe as fuck and the watch thread was absolute depressing and a signal of how low su fans standards are

Mega when

Falling action dropped off a sheer cliff, yeah. Are we expected to believe Steven really kissed every inch of the planet?

If you liked the show you'll probably like the movie.

steven gets pissed off when he gets sappy and she laughs at him, the "i change" thing is still the gateway to him getting his powers back, just this time he beats the shit out of spinel afterwards

Based

no, the earth just fucking got better because the main plot point of the whole fucking movie was invalid. oohhh nonooon hhow are wwe gonna sttstop the eararrth from ggettiting ppppOISONED? answer is you don't, it just fucking magically gets better and nothing happens

>pearl x greg becomes canon
based rebecca supports dicking dykes

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When was it confirmed

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when pearl got reset she was obsessed with him
and how she fused into opal and was all over steg universe as opal

Check the SU movie thread.

8.5/10

Some stellar animation and the new villain is surprisingly interesting. The songs were pretty good, too, not as great as I was hoping, but that might've just been because there were so many of them back-to-back that they lost their effect.

Still, it's probably the best Steven Universe has been since the second season.

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Shut the fuck up faggot

DAMN gotta see this fukin movie!!!

>God all I wanted was for her to just go completely evil. I was basically begging the screen plz for fucks sake have her go all in on her stupid trauma and they actually have to imprison her or something.
I wished to see her shattered just so she could remain perfect and untainted by Steven's filthy talk-no-jutsu.
Redemption is a fate worse than death.

Art of Steg splitting Pearl in two with his cock when?

I wish the fight at the end was longer. Every time the show seems to finally be doing a good 1 on 1 fight it cuts off too soon.

Believe in Steven

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>just heals himself
what a lad. Don't get why people get so butthurt when a character that doesn't want to fight chooses to do just that and actually works for a happier ending.

This

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Working on it.

>Believing they're the same characters.

Have you never watched the show before?

Shut up, quad Satan and +1.
I'm actually okay with Steven in this movie. He's grown to be almost as good a protagonist as Aang.

Yes. Easily a 8 to 9/10.

I mean consider the size of that one injector vs the size of the whole fucking earth. Of course it couldn't kill everything.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MEGA

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So they didnt fully resolve the poison issue right? We just gotta assume Steven's gonna make out with the whole planet?

No. It was garbage. Unless you really like half ass musicals and and Steven Universe. I don't recommend it.

he found a faster way to get the job done...

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>>People who want an unredeemable, evil villain and calling Steven shit because the dude tries to make friends.
>>People who are comically missing the point and maybe just don't get the show ain't grimdark

based

I concur. SU needs a hard reboot with better villains and a more realistic interpretation of Steven's character.

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Consider this to be the S5 finale over Change Your Mind because the antagonist has an actual justification for their redemption.

...

I liked it.

No. You'll only like it if you want to fuck Spinel.

Everyone else, like, was bored.

You know, maybe if i drop 120 lbs I might look like Steg.
brb

While I'm all for the happy ending, I feel like it's weird that the blame for villainy and thousands of years of torment just kind of evaporated. The first real evil antagonist we had was Jasper, and then we learned that she was just acting on Yellow Diamond's orders, and then we learn that Yellow Diamond is forced to defer to White, and then White...is legitimately bad, but oh well? Something something grief, abusive parent metaphor?

SOMEone has to be responsible for the numerous attempted and implied genocides.

Peridot's calculations literally said otherwise. The only reason it didn't destroy the earth because the plot in this movie was retarded.

Same here. Don't get the appeal at all.

Preg or Gearl?

>He's grown to be almost as good a protagonist as Aang.
No. That said him trying to talk things out is fine here because Spinel was legitimately sympathetic. The same could not be said for the Diamonds in the slightest.

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The Diamonds are basically his aunts. While it's unreasonable to expect the average person to negotiate with them, I don't blame Steven for not being willing to murder his immediate family for things that have already happened.

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Yes, I just finished it and loved it. Thought the repetition stuff was gonna bring the movie down but it didn't.

WHERES THE MEGA

The marathon threads say otherwise. We were having a blast rewatching stuff

It was excellent.

If you watched the show sure, it is only like a hour twenty. Honestly it is basically carried by Spinel though and the main plot is basically more how the CGs lost their character development so Steven has to remind them of it AGAIN so we get more MUH FUSION IS LOVE garbage from Ruby/Sapphire/Garnet and OBSESSED SLAVE PEARL and Amethyst solves hers in a montage.

ted leo

I know Yea Forums is gonna bitch about talk no jutsu and suck stegs dick but i got alot of joy out of this movie, now it actually feels like the show is over. Now i get to check when the first episode came out and feel the time wash over me as i remember better days.
6 years bros.

cheers to that

Did they outsource to Trigger again for some scenes? it definitely looked like it

>not liking Let Us Adore You
>not liking True Kinda Love
>not thinking Other Friends is a bop
Shit taste.

>Not liking Other Friends

Get a load of this garbage taste

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must be the work of takafumi hori

Alright out on jewtube in parts.

Confirmed, he worked on the film

Dude I went fucking NUTS for that. Spinel definitely lived up to the hype

While "Other Friends" was a great villain song, I think I prefer "Drift Away". It really gets across just how horrible of a person PD was.

hardest song from the movie

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Give me your top 5 songs /sug/
>Happily Ever After
>Other Friends
>Who We Are
>Independent Together
>Let Us Adore You (Reprise)

Drift Away really resonated with me since my friends grew up before me and pretty much left me in the dust chasing girls and such while I austistically still watched cartoons. The things I used to do to make them laugh were eventually met with silence and since I used to be the "funny one" I had nothing else

Have to listen to em all again but offhand the main three I remember being great were

>Other Friends
>Whatever song Steg sang
>Change

Independent Together. Yeah that was rad

>If you're gay and like musicals

Redundant

Where have I seen this before?

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I thought they would've made her a part of Peridots group or have her as Steven's personal body guard.

Spinel for Miss Yea Forums lets fucking do it

You're late to the party. When her design was revealed that was all people called her for months.

If you like steven universe then it's the best content the show has pumped out in a while

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Having so many songs in quick succession really shows how boring Sugar's song-writing can be.

I'd say it's marginally better than the Regular Show movie.

Even as someone who frequently bashes the show for its decline in quality, I wholeheartedly agree. The movie has a well-constructed plot, a good rise in its action, and a solid conclusion. My only significant gripe is that Steven's "happy ending" that he's fighting so hard to protect felt utterly un-earned to me, given how poorly the main series had resolved its various conflicts. But that's not the movie's fault at all.

i'm gay, hate musicals and i thought zim was much better

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Same. If he wasn't joking he's retarded, obviously I'm not going to prefer the show where 99% of the main cost ISN'T girls.

>well-constructed plot, a good rise in its action, and a solid conclusion
thanks for the laugh

What's the song with Steg and is it good?

“You will never fuse with her greg” pearl

Independent Together

I just wish his song was written by someone better

Electro swing songs are all objectively good so Spinel's song was good

It was written by the guy who sang it

Your point?

i cant believe he had sex with his dad

i loved it

what do you guys think blue and yellow do on their show?

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Where's the fucking link you retards?

Say please and I'll post it

P-please user?

Play with each other's noses

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Spinel is the only appealing character design I've ever seen come out of this entire show.

which one should I pick?

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>the more you learn about your mother the more you find out she was a piece of shit
poor Steven

Is this SU/Drakka fanfic?

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Poor greg

How brave!

When you start, you can watch by Sugar advice.

go back to tumblr

Go back to noears.org

lesbians of all sizes and everyone can be redeemed. Except guys that hit on you when you are not interested.

LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE CHAD.

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perfect for tumblr

So is this shitshow gonna have a season 6 pre-movie to close all of the unresolved issues or what?

and then you realize Greg metaphorically had sex with rose's (corpse) and Steven at the same time...

>Greg has metaphorical sex with both his son & wife to turn into the ultimate masculine being.

What did Sugar mean by this?

Why would season 6 need to be pre-movie?

She wanted a bara sex object to real in the gay men and picked steven and greg because they're the closest to a bara

Because it's been a couple years and there's a shitton of things left unresolved.
Among the more prominent ones:
>Bismuth poofed lapis
>Jasper and whatever happened to her
>Getting to actually know some of the corrupted gems
>Proper Lars/Sadie ending.
And that's just off the top of my head.

Pretty much all of that can still be done post-movie. Especially since Steven has apparently been off-world most of the time since the end of season 5

1. Who cares, it's irrelevant.
2. Can be explained post-timeskip
3. Who cares.
4. Townies, who cares. Just have one of them say "they tried dating but it didn't work out,"

It was ok. My main complaints are the music and the dropped plot threads, since I was expecting roughly the same animation quality as the show and that's what we got.

The music is overall alright, but it lacks in variety, complexity, and dynamism. Other Friends is probably the most unique and entertaining song of the bunch, but it feels so neutered of impact by its even volume and tempo to the point where I have to wonder if maybe the guy making the final mix just didn't get the idea. It also could've used a key change. Most of the songs could've used a key change, it's not like the singers lack the ability (besides Steven/Greg). They've got DeeDee Magno Hall and they give her almost nothing.

Besides that the movie just kinda fizzles out at the end and every threat is just dropped unceremoniously. The injector drops all its poison into the earth and explodes, which they said would kill all life on earth in a matter of hours, but then "nah it's ok Steven will literally kiss every square inch of the globe don't think about it." Spinel freaks the fuck out for very little reason and then stops freaking the fucking out for just as little reason. The only thing about the ending that I liked was the Diamond's reprise, as that actually did wrap up a few threads in a nice little bow, but that doesn't excuse the much larger ones left ignored.

5/10

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>gay men like him because bara
>straight men like him because giga chad
Winning character

You fucking bet it is. Spinel is amazing.

>straight men like him because giga chad
>straight

>Other Friends
This song has so much potential and they just couldn't quite tease it out. I suppose they probably had a very low budget, but even so the 100% synth track definitely hurts the song.

Sarah Stiles is a fantastic performer, and I have to believe she gave some more "characterful" takes for Other Friends that wound up on the cutting room floor. Spinel's voice in parts should be absolutely dripping with malice and while many of her voiced lines fit the part and a few individual lines of the song get close, it feels like it's just barely missing the mark.

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Spinel was the only good thing about the movie

Having slept on it, yes. It definitely holds up.

>Show has weekend-long marathon
>Movie was yesterday
>Following the movie, there's no announcement for new episodes / season 6
>A new day arrives, and CN goes right back to treating the show like how Pink treated Spinel

Typical.

>Spinel was a metaphor for how CN treats it’s better shows

>shows
>plural
It's literally only SU that gets this treatment

Looks like it, guess starring overseah Uncle Ruckus.

>Other Friends
>Happily Ever After
>Let Us Adore You
>Drift Away
>Change

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>No Matter What
>Who we are

God I love this fucking soundtrack

This. I think the only one I haven't relistened to is the first one Garnet sings when she reforms. It's good, it just kinda blends together.

>it's not like the singers lack the ability (besides Steven/Greg)
Did you hear steven sing in this movie?

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Steven's singing voice is amazing. I'm convinced you are tone deaf.

Steven is the best singer in the show aside from pearl

>Forgetting Christina Ebersole and Patti LuPone

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I don’t watch CN I just pirate their shows. So I don’t know what their schedules are like

Don't forget Blue's VA. Bismuth really surprised me with Who We Are. That's like a top 5 song.

What an odd combination
What's next Johnny Bravo crossovers with Harry Turtledove's Worldwar?

Johnny Bravo used to have a Scooby Doo crossover. It was weird because Scooby Doo is a PG-rated horror/mystery and JB was a comedy

this, but after getting his shit PUNCHED HARD!

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>When he busts out the bubble boxing gloves
Can't believe i never thought of that

So was it ever mentioned how Spinel got the injector? Or if she got it from home world how was it custom-made so that she could only use it? And how did she do all of this in the span of maybe 2 hours?

>2 hours

where do you fucks get that this was a last minute thing? she was stuck on that garden for 6000 years.... she could have been plotting revenge a while ago

That isn't that far out of left field though seeing how they are both cartoon network cartoons
SU is a CN cartoon and Draka is an obscure alt history sci fi exploitation series from the 80's

>New powerful villain!
>I'm bad teehee
>Steven tries to talk
>Gets attacked by powerful villain!
>Steven becomes invincible and outpowers villain
>Villain is no loger bad!
>ThE eNd

I really fucking hate this show

I'd read it.

People cross HP with everything. Science fiction, fantasy, capeshit, Star Wars, Star Trek, hell I even saw a Planescape Torment fanfic once.... Hmm, Steven Universe and Planescape... Hold my beerr.

Sure but wasn’t her whole motivation Steven’s video? She did nothing for 6000 years because she thought pink was coming back but she never did and became furious when she saw the broadcast that she left her there and started a whole new life without her.

as soon as the threat reverted to kid form all the tension dissolved. there wasn't even much of an adventure to get the gems' personalities back and steven just monologued his way to getting his gem powers back

>Injector has 48 hours before it destroys earth itself
>Injector then fills it's whole load into earth itself
>Literally RIVERS of the shit underground and in the ocean
>Suddenly everything is okay despite the bio poison being instantly activating and massively damaging all organic life

So are we just gonna ignore that?

Course you do, brainlet.

Shut up steven

season 6 will be cleaning up the poison + fighting monsters poison creates

You mean season 6 will be about finding a new fucking earth because everything is so fucked that no amount of kissing can do anything about it.

I liked Steg until the booty bump. Everything else was Bara af.

The booty bump was the most bara thing about it

This show has lesbian conversion and pink hate

it's /sug/ and /trash/'s wet dream

does amethyst loves pearl?

>It's literally only SU that gets this treatment
Every show that's not TTG or Gumball get treated like shit or only get something small until they are done with it.

garnet is a fusion of 2 lesbian gems who lust over each other when they arent fused. because sugar is a lesbian and wants people to know she likes lesbians

Am I the only one is thinking that Steve + Greg fusion was disturbing? As in incest/ father x son? I used to consider "fusion" was a metaphor for sex.

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Im deaf, someone has the srt file? plz

Just picked it at the homeworld colonisation depot. Picked up the rejuvenator at the justice department locker. Seems like everyone who knew Pink Diamond also knew Spinel so they just let her have it.

this is actually one of my least favorite songs from the soundtrack.

what an ugly hairstyle

Does that mean incels who worship chads are closeted homosexuals?

Meh, I really like Spinel and the start of the movie but like half or more of it felt like a recap with new animations, the entirety of scenes about the movie reiterating already told shit to make the characters remember was boring and pointless. I liked most of the rest and the backstory of Spinel and such but don't get why they have chosen this boring and long intermission. If it would have at least provided new information like Pearl spilling stuff about the past she was now living in Steven didn't know before but it was just used for shallow comedy. Not trying to shitpost, still happy they made a movie, just think it could have been so much better, the only great scene this part of the movie triggered was the Greg/Steven fusion.

It's unironically possible, probably not gay but bi atleast

Can you read?

Rose is a horrible type of friend. Sadly such people are quite common.

The villain is a really good character but she's in a terrible movie. Only waifufags with no taste will enjoy this dumpster fire.

>>Fusion is a metaphor for sex

If the show isn't canceled yet, do ya think they'll incorporate divorce or abotion?

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The idea of steven getting on Yea Forums and calling someone a brainlet is hilarious to me

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Any mega for the soundtrack?

My top 5:
Other Friends
Disobedient
Drift Away/ Found
Let Us Adore You [Reprise}
True Kinda Love

Ugly as it is, I think his hair suppose to be phallus inspired.

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The answer is that the Diamonds should never have been redeemed. Individual gems following orders like Peridot, Jasper, etc. can be forgiven, but the leaders of the Gempire should have had to pay.
But that isn't really the kind of show it is, I guess.

Man i fuckin watched this and i was like "well I've been on this journey because I've towed myself along" because aint it all, but holy SHIT this was good, not great, I've learned not to expect THAT much from steven universe, but it's nice!

Spinel was genuinely a neat character and I hope we see her again. Such a simple but powerful reason for why she’s deranged and melancholic.

That's how you know Steven is in there too.

and you two post here because....?

Where is the Amazon WEB-DL?

>Look up Steg
Jesus Christ, is that the Murdercock that has ascended Murdercock?

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR

The kid who plays Steven has clearly been given a ton of lessons and he has good technique, but his natural range is tiny and his voice lacks power. He literally can only work as a character voice and only in a tiny register - he even had to go falsetto in many places where a mid or chest voice would fit much better.

He certainly isn't on the same level as, well, ANY of the gems.

The best singer on the show is DeeDee

Incredibly based

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Why are steven and connie blushing when she pecks his cheeks? Haven't they been a couple for years already?

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White Diamond is nice looking. Why didn't anyone tell me.

Black/white color scheme makes every villain hot as fuck still don't know why but it always works for me.

>Steven.Universe.The.Movie.2019.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-RCVR.mkv
Finally, the tv rip was shit.

>What did Sugar mean by this?

The recipe for a gigachad is an intact traditional nuclear family with a strong patriarchal influence. This is the true chadpill, and it winds up inadvertently being written into SU as a reflection of the truth that SJWs will do anything to deny.

The reality is that the best most desirable men who have enough charm and stability for a lifetime of procreation aren't the ones raised in the broken homes of strong empowered women.

Notice how Steven himself has not just one dad but also three moms (four if you count Rose). This is why he turned out so well, because he had proper guidance and a support system to build him up into the space faring Chad he became. That's the hilarious irony of SU. Deep down, it's really a male oriented show at heart (unconverted lesbians need not apply).

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-U2a6glae3o

Other Friends and Let Us Adore You are overrated. No Matter What was pure kino.

Here is a better quality rip for the movie.

mega.nz/#!VVcgRKzI!OjP6yXFtliLL4COwQaiqXQxpf0gmhEekw4boiVWgePE

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One watch, I guess. But be prepared to be disappointed.

I somehow got a torrent before it played. Weird.

Cheers, I know what I'm rewatching tonight

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>onion still looks the same and appears in every background while steven is teleporting
So he's not human?

Onion is pink diamond.

truly

You don't know what bara means, stop using it you mongoloid.

>you can only watch one of them
>ever

???

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The two best characters the show has ever seen are introduced in it.

>HP
>STar Wars
>STar trek
All super popular
Hell even with Plan escape Torment how many thousands (millions?) of more people played that than have even heard of Marching through Georgia?

These are the complaints about how “Pink is the villain”:

>She started a war
She did it to liberate earth and its inhabitants from literal death

>She was selfish
She literally gave up her form for Steven

>But she did it to run away from her problems
No, she did it because she realized that Gems cannot grow and Steven would usher in “something new” (she was right btw)

>She left Spinel for 6000 years
How do you not know she didn’t intend to come back? Did you dummies forget the warps to Homeworld were destroyed by the Crystal Gems? How was she going to get back?

>She got the Gems corrupted
How would she know they would do that? She also looked for ways to undo it when she was alive

It's in the /trash/

is the mega for the show itself still up?

>No, she did it because she realized that Gems cannot grow and Steven would usher in “something new”
Sounds like that Star Trek episode where Q has a child

>The injector drops all its poison into the earth and explodes, which they said would kill all life on earth in a matter of hours, but then "nah it's ok Steven will literally kiss every square inch of the globe don't think about it."

he didn't know it would work before trying it, and his powers were busted until the final fight. that hardly counts as a plot hole since it never would have worked without the events of the movie happening

How is Steve going to kiss the entire earth in only a few hours?

>Independent Together
>Change
>Who We Are
>Let Us Adore You
>No Matte What

>honorable mention to Isn't It Love?

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If you ever enjoyed Steven universe than yes, if not than no obviously.

>She left Spinel for 6000 years
>How do you not know she didn’t intend to come back? Did you dummies forget the warps to Homeworld were destroyed by the Crystal Gems? How was she going to get back?

She intentionally tricked Spinel. The entire movie implies Spinel was a victim of Pink's flaws in her pre-'savior' phase.

She had a disposable mindset towards Spinel, or at least thought Spinel would get the hint eventually. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions.

Moreover, both Garnet and Ameythst were unaware of who Spinel was.
Pearl knew who Spinel was but wasn't told of Spinel being forgotten at the garden, and Pink clearly didn't mention anything about a rescue/contact plan.

Let's not forget that she had a 1500 year period where she could have returned. As Pink diamond was not "shattered" until 1500 years after the initial acquisition of the Earth colony.

Here's a video that spoils her backstory. Don't watch it unless you don't care about seeing the rest of the film.


youtube.com/watch?v=6oZ-9dfLl80

Doesn't have to. Just has to drool all over it. This is more doable thank you think, though it involves a truly horrifying amount of fresh squeezed lime juice.

Enter CHADnel

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The worst part is that if Rose had returned at any point, even if it was thousands of years later, Spinel would have been as happy as ever to see her. Pink had literally no reason not to come get her after the rebellion was over.

They did amy dirty

Fucking Jiren posters.

>This is more doable thank you think
Are you serious? It takes a few hours just to cross a few fucking states

She forgot
You dont remember all your toys

thank you!!!

Lol

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Movie sucks suffers from the usual plot holes from the series.


>How did spindell get the injector?
>Are there other spindell's?
>Why didn't Steven contact the diamonds.

My toys aren't sentient beings

Quads demand belief.

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wow, so appropriate.

Movie literally calls her terrible.

...

It'll air again Saturday afternoon

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I honestly thought the film would be about a gem not accepting someone like Steven as a diamond with Spinele being some sort of gem purist

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its a loose metaphor, it can be about sexuality, romantics, or representing relationships. really its that sorta wiggle room that lets it be used in multiple ways. Though, sugar herself will say it represents relationships first. Make it to your interpretation.

There are an ABSURD number of songs - which I wasn’t expecting because I’m a retard. It also spends lots of time celebrating the show as if it’s been gone for a decade.

If you have a high tolerance for those things, then it’s pretty rad movie. I'm glad I saw it.

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its a lack of sensitivity that´s gonna lead to your dead bedroom in the future user

>my mind

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Jenny, Peacock, and Pinky Pie goto a bar...