What woman would turn down the advances of a guy like THIS? Why is Johnny Bravo so unpopular with the ladies? Surely his personality wasn't THAT unbearable.
What woman would turn down the advances of a guy like THIS? Why is Johnny Bravo so unpopular with the ladies...
Nathaniel Thompson
Parker Sanchez
According to Van Partible, Johnny has had sex several times, they just show the times he failed for comedic purposes
Remember the Virgin sacrifice?
Thomas Walker
Van said that there were plenty of times where Johnny was successful, but it's funnier to see him fail.
Ryder Peterson
Blake Reed
Ok, this is a Billy Herrington stealth thread.
Ayden Parker
He took the Boomauer approach, the show just focused on his fails.
Zachary Thompson
Unf. This art style does it for me
Luke Hill
They should clone the guy and set them upon Earth. He went all muscular for a girl he was going with on prom! - modern men would just bitch on the internet or shoot people or something while perpetually remaining hideous creatures as if their life depended on it.
Aaron Ward
@AbsolumT
Gabriel Sanders
Was this a Johnny reference?
Grayson Phillips
He did fuck that deer
Evan Ramirez
He fucked the russian spy lady for sure.
Jose Morgan
It's a comedy, you expect the hunk to get girls but instead he gets rejected. It's the irony of the situation that makes it humorous.
Parker Green
Mason Turner
hypergamy has gone to far. If your're not at least 7'2 and making 7 figures income dont bother
Brandon Davis
>the one in the red underwear
i want him to sit on my face with that ass
Mason Sanders
It always entertains me how people see them selves in johnny bravo and get upset he's constantly rejected
Lucas Turner
>johnny with a fade
did this artist even watch the show?
Jonathan Walker
His name is Ricochet. There's videos of him fingering himself while jerking off. I only know this because people make jokes about not shaking his hand, but I hope that you can use this knowledge for your own, more advanced purposes.
Matthew Parker
Women tend to be leery of weird sexual advances no matter who it's from, since once you're alone with them there's not much you can do to stop them from murdering or torturing you.
A guy who talks and acts like he has autism but also seems extremely desperate to get you alone is a big red flag.
Leo Nguyen
>talks and acts like he has autism
Nigga what
Johnny is smooth as fuck and has a level of confidence most guys would kill for.
Samuel Mitchell
you have a source of this video?
Thomas Morgan
>Johnny succeeds
>he gets laid
>they go their separate ways the next day
They were right.
Ryder Ward
The atrocities I would commit,
The horrible deeds I would preform,
The terrible, unspeakable, things I would do for my hair to look that good.
Joseph Sullivan
Being an asshole douchebag has a lot to do with it, son
Jack Carter
Closer to Space Dandy.
Julian Peterson
I don't see myself in Johnny Bravo, I see Johnny inside of me.
Xavier King
This fusion is the biggest monkey paw to me. >Make the hottest character in the whole series
>its incest
The movie was really kino though, and this was one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen
Anthony Gonzalez
Porn of him fucking Johnny with his double dicks when
Cooper Martinez
Let's dissect this then. Johnny is attractive, but he was creepy as fuck. He grabbed random women closely all the time. Have you ever just ran up and grabbed someone you didn't know and tried kissing them. It's weird. It's awkward.
Confidence is fine, but he was a fucking creep who lived with his momma. He had no job and couldn't hold a vonversation because he was too pig headed. Most women aren't interested in sex the first few words. It was the only thing he thought of.