THE MURDERCOCK HAS EVOLVED

Genocidick

Dirk Hardpeck

No.. it’s fun.

Penile Holocaust

>I love the idea of Greg fusing with Steven

But isn't it incest?

I WANT HIM INSIDE ME

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Fusing just represents any relationship. Not everything is eros you horndog.

Imagine having a fucking threesome with your parents

mega?

Pink diamond is literal garbage wtf

Not the first time i have seen that...
someone post it...
you know what i am talking about...
yes that one...
yes...

It’s currently airing
Wait until it’s actually done

Maybe they shouldn't have spent an entire episode framing it sexually early on.

He could have been Slash...

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SPACE JOSUKE

Greg wanted o fuse with Rose, but it was impossible for a human to fuse with a gem. Greg fusing with Steven is the closest he could get to fusing with Rose. Instead Steven chose to fuse with Connie almost exclusively. Despite knowing he probably could fuse with Greg, he just didn't until now.

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Guy Sensei

GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE PORN STAR!

Chad Thunderthrust

Dandy.

fag

Steg Quartzum Multiverse

Mudercockiutus

Streg

Yakuza Pompadour

This is actually the canon name.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE DADDY FUCKER
YOURE A COCK SUCKING ASS LICKING DADDY FUCKER
YOURE A DADDY FUCKER YES ITS TRUE
NOBODY FUCKS DADDIES QUITE LIKE YOU

Steg x Pearl incoming

>Tags: FatherxSon

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You called?

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Genocidick

Dandy Higashikata?
Ayy lmao

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Greven cause he has a dead mommy in more ways than one

I just tought of the perferct name, forget Steg his name is The D.

Omniverse would be classic

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Twinkie house

does Stevonnie show up? cuz I want to see Steg doing her

Kuwabara

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murdercock: double penetration

Bretty sure that's impossible, unless you meant Connie, not Stevonnie.

With time clones and brainwashing, anything is possible.

that's what pink's room is specifically for.

you underestimate the power of porn

>that one lesbian in the general that was lusting after him
>you will never be so chad you can turn goldstars into groupies

is that a yes for Stevonnie in the movie?

Going by terf logic, technically she is sitll a goldstar

No, it's nowhere in the movie. That's why it wasn't totally awful.

>that one lesbian in the general that was lusting after him
Post proof

steglio kontos

>Going by terf logic, technically she is sitll a goldstar
>terf
>sitll
>goldstar
Is this word soup or am I just retarded?

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Anyone has Pearl reaction? the movie made it seem like she just orgasmed.

Is Goldstar the new word for Jew?
Genuine question

Subtitles call him Steg

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>They fixed Pearl by turning her straight

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Who was the voice actor?

No, goldstars are lesbians who have never had sex with a man.

based bara space dandy murder cock

Ted Leo

desuarchive.org/co/thread/109750210/#109752359

this!

dick the dykes straight was the message i got from the film and i love it

there are no such thing as lesbians
just women who haven't meet the right man yet

I bet Sugar knows that.

>she ra reaction image
Of course

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It is word soup, but you are also retarded.

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Based.

Watch. Must watch. Where. Help. Aghhhh

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SU is now pro incest

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Wait I thought there was supposed to be a making of doc after the movie?

Just watch the Spinel clips on Youtube. Only worthwhile parts

Absolutely based rebecca

Why does this steg fusion look like Jack Black?

what year are you tuning in from?

The name is unimportant. The real question is does he have two dicks?

No but he has a quad for more volume

On a multidimensional level, for our reality would not able to withstand the existence of two of his ultrachadcock.

user... of course he has two dicks

Each one of his limbs doubles as a cock.

This is kind of a incest baby.

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fpbp
spbp

just something to think about
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=steg

is this what you tell to yourself at night?

>Sugar is on record of saying fusion is like sex
>a father and his son had not!sex
she didnt think about this at all didnt she?

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Hecacockher

>Steg
>-To ditch or leave
>-To initiate a chill sesh or party and bail for other plans
>-Or simply to fuck someone over
>"Yo that kid just got steged"
>"Greg stop stegging"

>Greg

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"YOU'D BETTER TAKE BACK WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID ABOUT MY HAIR"

or
>to have a huge Murdercock

maybe they did

this thing will take Marcos place in being shipped with all cartoon girls
Steg should also fuck princess Marco

So does he have two normal sized dicks or one twice as THICC and long?

He’s got four arms after all.

he has two huge Murdercocks

I assume it's one massive one that can split into four.

I wonder if Steg of the image Greg left inside Rose after he done her, that would explain this level of chad

Let's put it this way, he has enough dicks that Perl needed to fuse just to contain them all.

>steven fusing with eveything
is he a slut?

Two ultra mega MURDERCOCKS

One reasonably-sized murdercock. Steven doesn't have a penis.Fusing only made Gregs monster dong smaller.

He IS the dick. His entire being is equal parts cock and malicious destruction. Before him, adultery was just kidding around.

He is the avatar of a primordial force of strife and lust, and he leaves broken relationships and dead bodies in his wake. The power of love is useless against him; he exists to break that love.

He is forbidden love given shape and form.
He is the entropy that destroys union.
Lesser men weep at the mere thought of him, for they know that his existence means nothing is secure. Some begin to need him, just like their loved ones did.
He collapses goldstars into black holes of dick.
He is cuckoldry, heartbreak, bitter tears and screaming orgasm made manifest, and he does not clean up his messes.

He is...

STEG MULTIVERSE, THE GENOCIDE DICK

Hope your significant other doesn't hear the name, and pray to whatever god that will listen that you never cross paths.

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like mother like son

Holy shit, 10/10 post, user.

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Then why would Peridot make this motion to represent fusion? Why would Garnet put emphasis on, "It's okay if you don't want to."? Why would Ruby phrase it as being "Your first time"?

Nobody says terminology like this when referring to relationships. It is very explicitly sexual.

And that's the core problem of trying to make a mechanic that represent both relationships and also sex.

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>SU's best character is a Chad

LOL

The Ovary Obliterator

steven universe has always been a show supporting degeneracy are you really that surprised it has incest in it now.

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1 + 1 = 2
TWO MURDERCOCKS
TWOOOOOOOOO

did that image really trigger someone so much that they had to create this

shit, now I want to see Steg fightinh Rou

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>the two dicks touch each other inside the pants
that's pretty gay

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Imagine what they'll do to your prostate.

well he is chad

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I didn't make it you fuckin newfag. it's been an image for a while now cunt.

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one is contained in the underpants while the other is hanging out the fly

I'm at work, summarize the movie for me.

STEG!

Beat it, square.
Only HIP people allowed

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so did steven just fucked his dad

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How hard did Pearl sploosh?

So hard she fucking floated
So hard she (after having amnesia) remembered that the murdercock destroyed her life

Pearl AND Amethyst immediately came.

>daring to claim to be more hip than the Pelvic Overlord

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A FUCKING MAZING user

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Be honest, would you?

Are you for real? You must not know who I am!

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Pink abandons a cutie, cutie factory resets the jobber gems and is factory reset herself, Steven spends the movie jogging their memories, Cutie is good, Cutie bad again, Steven uses Talk no Jutsu, Diamonds adopt her, movie ends. Connie a shit

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>That pomp

COULD IT BE...

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Is Rebecca fan of The Both or did she use Ted Leo (who has a great voice on his own) to rope Aimee back in the show?

dad fucks son who has some resemblance to dead mother to feel somewhat closer to her...nice origins story to a psycho

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>hate body hair with a God dammed passion
>love the boob window showing off the pecs
Damn, Rebecca Sugar should have never stopped making yaoi.

no one does

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You are not Steg, thus you are irrelevent. This is all that matters.

>Doesn't like Bara

Also I support my mom because I too am black

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Don't worry, you don't have to call "dad" if you don't want to.

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BRING ME THE SKINNY ONE

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I...I didn't...

Expect....

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OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

And this isn't even my final form.

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did you do something? you just standing there and glowing like a weeb

It's not our fault you are an autist incapable of seeing the whole picture

B-e-a-utiful

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Chadimus Maximus

Oh, are you ready for it? Cause it's coming...

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UNF

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>"Nice hair."

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Waifus Bane

I need fanart of him fucking the bejeezus out of Opal.

/thread

This is simply the answer to ’s question

Good trilogy.

Opal, Stevonie, Garnet and Rhodonite, he can handle it

Why didn't they give him a good voice?

CUMMING SOON TO A (Tarazuka, probably)THEATER NEAR YOU!

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I want to be in the screencap

This is how you get left out of the screencap.

no living human can sound that manly

i think...steg ......is wrong....

I know

cope, retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=-_uAcodebCo

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Good job, the only thing you're doing is giving me a desire to puk, unlike that man
That man makes my man_hood tremble.

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i think...you......are gay....

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Dick is LITERALLY diamonds

the year that doesn't involve living under a fucking rock

and i am!

>double penetrating each and every one
hng

Cock

the hardest substance

I dont care, this is my wallpaper now

Pottery. Pure Pottery.

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Hi mom

>*drive his murdercock into your heart*

nothing personal kid.

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Greven, as in grievin.

>Hypermasculinity saves the day from an irrational woman
What did Sugar mean by this?

/pol/golois BTFO by based Sugar once again.

is he /ourguy/ now?

Things will never be the same for Pearl.

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We belong to him if anything

LONELY NIGHT
youtube.com/watch?v=tYH6DV03qTU

Yea Forums confirmed a bunch of himbo lovers and self inserting boomers, SAD

>tfw straight but would totally do him
That man...no, that god's sexual energy is too much for the universe to handle.

An amazing post.

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The fearousal is real.

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I'm starting to think Yea Forums is gay

Porn when

Not until today, we weren't.

Didn't the weekly bara and gay threads tip you off

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It begins...

Can you feel it? The shaking in your hands? The tremble to your heart? The lump in your throat, the incredible inertia in your legs?

You may think it's fear. It's not. It's your entire conscious being growing to accept that you do not deserve your Y chromosome. It is your soul weeping at its predestined incompletion. It is the entirety of your being, with splintered fingertips and tired eyes, finally letting go and giving into exhaustion, unable to believe there's anything to be done, open to submitting itself. For there can be no ownership in this world.

That feeling...

It's STEG.

The trumpet that heralds your obsolescence.

Rejoice. After years of treading water through an ocean of mediocrity and enduring storm after storm of disappointment, you've arrived at your destination. Go on. Bear witness to your reward:

Death.

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soon probably, and will fucking Connie, Stevonnie, Pearl, Connies mom or one of the Diamonds

>suddenly want to get fucked by a man

Is this what's it's like to confronted a superior male?

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What tipped you off?

Going by ben10 fourarms rules, yes

I'm too bi for this shit goddamn.

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Steg's raw sexuality literally blows a lesser man away. That man is gay now. He's gay now, and he'll be gay forever. If he's not gay, he'll certainly never touch another woman.

DeathDonger

when your girlfriend asks after you had sex
>wow, what got into you tonight?
what you gonna say to her?
>I was thinking of Steg

>I'm starting to think Yea Forums is gay
>Literally have kinda weekly bara/twink/gay shipping/shota threads
>Starts to think JUST NOW Yea Forums is gay

U wot m8?

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>If he's not gay, he'll certainly never touch another woman.
For that woman is Steg's now, as all women are Steg's. Lesser men are not permitted to touch Steg's women.

THREE
DIAMOND
DRILLING
DICKS

The science is simple: once you achieve 2 dicks, your mortal form becomes too overpowering for any man or woman to resist.

Lesbians become straight.
Straight men become gay.

This is truly the power of the gods.

Crow: Slab Bulkhead!
Servo: Fridge Largemeat!
Mike: Punt Speedchunk!
Crow: Butch Deadlift!
Crow: Bold Bigflank!
Mike: Splint Chesthair!
Mike: Flint Ironstag!
Crow: Bolt Vanderhuge!
Mike: Thick McRunfast!
Mike: Blast Hardcheese!
Crow: Buff Drinklots!
Servo: Trunk Slamchest!
Crow: Fist Rockbone!
Mike: Stump Beefknob!
Servo: Smash Lampjaw!
Crow: Punch Rockgroin!
Mike: Buck Plankchest!
Crow: Stump Chunkmen!
Servo: Dirk Hardpec!
Mike: Rip Steakface!
Crow: Slate Slabrock!
Servo: Crud Bonemeal!
Mike: Brick HardMeat!
Crow: Rip Slagcheek!
Servo: Punch Sideiron!
Mike: Gristle McThornbody!
Crow: Slate Fistcrunch!
Mike: Buff Hardback!
Servo: Bob Johnson! Oh, wait...
Servo: Blast Thickneck!
Crow: Crunch Buttsteak!
Mike: Slab Squatthrust!
Servo: Lump Beefbroth!
Crow: Touch Rustrod!
Mike: Reef Blastbody!
Mike: Big McLargeHuge!
Mike: Smoke ManMuscle!
Servo: Eat Punchbeef!
Mike: Hack Blowfist!
Mike: Roll Fizzlebeef!

Steg is not simply superior, Steg is the apex male.

>mst3k on Yea Forums

huh, didn't think it'd stray this far from Yea Forums

it's an ALLERGORY for sex, but it isn't explicit. It's a general allegory for developing the closest bond possible with someone. For instance, steven and amethyst are meant to portray a sibling relationship. They were able to fuse the earliest because they had a close bond. Their fusion wasn't a sex allegory, it was a familial bond. Same with greg.

Not him but MST3K is and always will be a gem all anons can enjoy. Mike is best

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>implying Steg has only 2 dicks
Steg's dick is in uncountable. He has as many a dick as is necessary.

>it's an ALLERGORY for sex
unlike Steg, who is an embodiment of sex

He could do a four-point lift slam-fuck. That's something reserved only for shokan for Mortal Kombat and Hindo gods.

>The way to get Pearl's memories back is for Steven to fuck his dad on stage and turn into a gigachad, then lay down some sick guitar riffs and make Pearl orgasm so hard her amnesia is cured
This is seriously the type of shit Yea Forums would come up with.

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you say that like it is a bad thing.
respect.

genocide genitalia

STEG MURDERCOCK REQUIEM ACT 4

I just realized we need a virgin Stevonnie vs chad Steg image.

Stop replying to faggot wojackposters you fucking retard.

>greg and amethyst fucked
>steven and amethyst fused
>pearl and greg were romantic rivals
>steven is basically the rose/greg from her nightmare with the pizza tongue
so I wonder what kind of chemistry these two would have

>dat tit window
>dat fur
>those hip thrusts

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stream?

Here's a mega my man. mega.nz/#!QegW1IyD!EaK_kBmjf_O-riWjmh-t99RNPCooAb-acViSZ5Hnppc

thank you brother

Is the ideal male thicc, muscular, and wearing boy shorts?

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>Implying Steven and Amethyst can't consummate their sibling relationship with a sex allegory
How closed minded of you.

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The thirst in this image in overwhelming.

Is he telekinetic?

this

All we need is Steg DP'ing Opal with his dual murdercocks and creampieing both her holes.

It went over everyone's heads. Pretty fucking based.

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The guitar has two necks because he has 2 cocks. It's not just imagery.

That's right, count it, two (2) cocks.

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What happened to Pearl, haven't seen the movie yet.

Dongtor the Mighty,

The Crystal Gems got reset to their basic programming.

>the first 100% male fusion on the show is chad incarnate
I love this stupid fucking show.

At the start of the movie the villain uses a weapon that resets all the gems to their original states, including a full factory reset Pearl.
They wound up restoring Pearl's mind by having Steven and Greg fuse and sing to her about being "Independent Together" and basically gave her a freedomgasm.

Pearl starts convulsing while Steg is singing and thrusting and it returns her to her old self.

What does it mean to be bisexual? Do you grow a second weiner or something?

yes, but the second one grows inside you.

It means you're under 30 and frightened of your own uncertainty. Unless you're a fictional character, in which case it means both of those things AND you're more marketable.

In their defense, the forefront of the clumsy fusion metaphor has been romantic since the permafusion and second most prevalent fusion is romantic. However the concept was introduced through a nonromantic relationship whose focal point was platonic love for Steven. And Steven was introduced to the concept by trying to fuse with the Gems who are basically his aunts and guardians.

It means you like the pole and the hole.

It's muddy, to say the least. It probably would have been best if they didn't do it at all and they just did a rockin' duet

Well, it’s a little hard to explain.

If you’d like, I could give you a hands on demonstration.

>this

Best part of the movie

DAT BULGE

this is amazing

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It means you are alive

Does Desire even have the power to make one like this ABSOLUTE STEG

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It actually is possible for men to have two dicks. Nothing to do with genetic mutations, your kid just has to have the right amount of a certain hormone while still in the womb. The guy it happened to is bi.

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and so it begins

I never expected to live in a world where I wanted to be fucked by a Steven universe character.

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I’m on my phone, someone get a better screencap

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the Dawn of Era 4

You know, I wasn't sure I was bi, I am now.

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>Why yes, Pearl is my favorite gem. /how did you know?

this felt like it was straight out of a harem anime
just the way i like it

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edit with heart pupils when?

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>STEG MULTIVERSE, THE GENOCIDE DICK

Perfect

youtu.be/Qa38-yr_i3A

What a fucking thrust that is

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I'm starting to think that water is wet

>Greg and Rose's fusion was apparently shit
>Greg and Steve's fusion is Chad Incarnate

But then again, Smokey Quartz is supposed to be a "good fusion" as well so I can't really read into anything just by the looks.

see you tomorrow morning, /r/Yea Forums

Didn't the creator say forced fusing was a stand-in for rape?

>this fusion of two straight guys is gay
are people retarded?

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Thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U

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Nice try fag, but your disgusting flesh rod will never be as appealing as boobs.

t. dyke

Yes

The creator says a lot of things to get a lot of people interested in the show.
See, there's a certain kind of genius about it. Folks are so sex-obsessed.

Well?

What do you think gay sex is?

Don't forget love.

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God, I want Steg Multiverse to raw me in the ass and then sing me a song to lull me to sleep as he wraps me in his big bara arms

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Yes, he's making all straight guys gay.

The Diamonds being clingy was adorable.

edit with heart pupils now.

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Steg is not here for the gays. He's here for holes. Doesn't matter whose.

Does this mean that for a moment Steven had the memories of his parents fucking or whatever they did to conceive Steven?

B-BEAUITFUL

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put me in the screen cap

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gay incest

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Nah, fusions don't necessarily share the thoughts and memories within each other.

and making all the lesbian straight he truly is the fucking antichrist

probably just felt natural.

I love how apparently Greg's happy at first because he's got his hair back and then freaks out over the incest implications.

Least that's my take from it.

>two men merging
gay

All I have to say is that Legal Connie will NEVER be able to walk again..

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Stegosaurus Sex

It’s not gay, it’s GAR

It just means gays find him hot. do you need to be outraged 24/7 user

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this thread is now blessed

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God I can't wait for all his porn,

>Claims sexual ownership of all living beings he desires
>Freely alters their hearts and minds with no effort
>The reality of his existence drives mortal men to despair
Is STEG a component of the Anti-Life Equation?

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there is now

I...
I don’t know.

imagine...

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GG, user, stand down

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More

this
Faggot Analverse

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Hell only get shitty gay porn with his gay son and this twink

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...

But I want gay porn of him

Thank you drawfriend.
And please continue

... His hair also looks like Jasper's Helmet.

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I've been slightly attracted to really guys before but this is seriously a new experience. What the fuck, I want him to make me a bottom.

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ok

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>straight porn

gay.

I can't fucking believe Mr Universe made Pearl straight and Yea Forums furiously gay but I join you in your thirst

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yeah

yes, for the gay women to convert

>Dumb idiot attaches their issues to a character that has no relevance to it

Duh.

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tumblr went dumb again by saying that if you like steg you are a pedo, what a shocking turn of events

I'm curious about the film but have never watched the series. Should I drown in the entire series then watch the film?

Ignoring the fact that fusions combine their ages meaning Steg is like 50-60. They're retarded, don't mind them. BTW he looks so cool because Steven thinks is dad is the coolest ever. Hence the drawing of Guitar Dad back in season 1.

Nah it's actually a really good film for newcomers

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Thanks for the (you) user.

>str8 men lusting for lesbians is ok
>gay men lusting after str8 men isn't
Hypocrite

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watch the series up until the hand ship blows up and then decide if you want to watch the movie.

he can do both at the same time

s2g my horny cumbrain ass is having such a time refreshing tumblr/twitter for fanart and having to sift through all this durrrscourse

i always knew i belonged with you guys more

Lesbian meme is shit.
Its ruined too much muscle girl and tomboy smut.

So, younger Yngwie, then. When is he gonna murderfuck Peridot?

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Isn't fusion supposed be like an intimate, romantic thing?

Is this a sci-fi version of "My Wild and Raunchy Son?"

Maybe some people are saying that it's just regular relationships, but Garnet acted like Pearl had raped her and Jasper got an STD

No it can be familial, friendly, or even neutral cooperation like the Ruby fusions.

>Isn't fusion supposed be like an intimate, romantic thing?
Not really. If you have a purpose you can fuse, like all of the Homeworld Rubies we’ve seen. Or when Jasper fused with Lapis, or when Jasper fused with those various corrupted gems.

Fusion basically requires being on the same emotional wavelength whether that be some variety of love, friendship or being extremely mentally similar to each other.

retard

>Rise

Is that your signature? Are you out there somewhere else on the internet?
Will the murdercocks be there?

Writing a parody for Steg Multiverse, Thinking of "Godzilla" for the base. Thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=lOO8Um_jmLI

HIS NAME IS FUCKING SPACE GREGEN UNIVERSE!

Godspeed user

>filename

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No. Pink just manipulated the gems into thinking it is

rebecca is so fucking based

mega.nz/#!QegW1IyD!EaK_kBmjf_O-riWjmh-t99RNPCooAb-acViSZ5Hnppc

>hearteyes.png

Good shit right there

Hey kind of looks similar to johnny bravo

it's Ruse and yes

I DON'T WANT TO BE GAY

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Two straight guys having sex isn't gay. It's gay only if one of them is gay.

Imagine if Steg went to an alternate universe that was gender swapped and met his alternate female self

Would the multiverse be able to handle the sheer power of the chad radiation caused of the two touched?

Dick Diamond

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I like this image and I am going to keep it

...Did he just have sex-allegory with his father?

Josuke Higashikata

I mean what

He's her perfected masterpiece. Being even desire powerlessly desires.

Tumblr's wish.

I bet you hate unshaven bush too you you... PIGDOT
(That's pedo and bigot in one)

The show literally tells you that fusions are a relationship

Steg, Steg Kontos

>How hard did Pearl sploosh

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>"The guitar..."
>"Is my cocks"

She's a STEP-sister.
The hottest sister.

Of all the new fusions the movie could introduce...

Pearl experienced Rose's lust for Greg as Rainbow Quartz and the sensation never left her.

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I will hit the gym again

For Steg

MR. MULTIVERSE

>Steven is in a straight-relationship
>His father is cis-straight-beach bum
>"Yes, and now when you combine their traits to make a fusion, straight and straight, you obviously get gay"

Does this mean that all the lesbian spacerocks turn straight when fused?

haha

Requesting this with Steg.

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No it's just Steven's floating amplified to a field.

Post your blog I want to support and follow you faggot.

YES. YYYYYEEEESSSSS!!

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No, a fusion is the physical embodiment of a relationship. That can be romantic, in the case of Garnet. It can also be collegial, as with the Rubies. It can be like siblings, in the case of Steven and Amethyst, or abusive, in the case of Jasper and Lapis.

The most important thing for a fusion is that you need to know who you are, and who the other is to you, to fuse. If yo question the relationship, or your role in it..if you don't know who you are, you can't have a proper relationship. Becuse that's like building a house on quicksand.

Steven knows who he is. So does Greg. And they know who they are to eachother. That's all that's needed for a fusion.

i'd like to see them fight

Something people have been asking that just suddenly clicked with me. A fusions form is based at least somewhat on the perception the people have of each other. Greg and Steven think the absolute world of each other so that's why two fat slobs make a multi-armed Adonis

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>Before him, adultery was just kidding around.
Fuck, that's exactly the kind of line I'd expect from a dos equis commercial.

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No, Pearl just became bi

She still managed to fuse with Amethyst just fine.

I'm glad steg is so popular because now I'm not the only gay one here

>Steven Universe SJW's support gay Father and son Incest.

why am I not surprised.

Apparently, so hard that she grew tits for a split second!

>if you want the other gems to be lesbian, you have to accept that that is straight up pedophilia between a loving father and son
or
>if you don't want to accept that, you have to deny that this show portrays canonical lesbians

he IS murdercucking the entire SU tumblr refugee base

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>you have to deny that this show portrays canonical lesbians
But there was a wedding for it.

>straight up pedophilia between a loving father and son
How? fusion is shown time and time again to not be sex

f-fuck

Except for when it is

Chad universe

>stevonnie
>rainbow quartz
That's about it, Even garnet is a marriage instead of sex,

Pretty sure Pearl grew ovaries and wet hersel the moment he saw him.

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Is this the original Chad meme?

Greven Universe

Yea Forums was always gay

Peepoodoo sized from Apocalypse arc

>Garnet
>Marriage
>Not poorly contained homolust

She almost grew breasts for a moment

Greg already made me gay, anyone who had to wait for steg to become gay is a pleb

now we only need a makeup edit an it will be perfect.

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Not mine but cool

t.will be defeated by the cock

This. Greg is delicious

Greg is a great example of what people who are into guys are really into, pure charm

Should Steg Multiverse be banned from participating Mr Yea Forumslympus?

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>father/son bonding is rape and pedophilia
I'm sorry that your dad did that to you user

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts

>mega.nz/#!QegW1IyD!EaK_kBmjf_O-riWjmh-t99RNPCooAb-acViSZ5Hnppc

Praise be to you good sir

Bara Space Dandy

Except you can hardly call process that is commonly described as mental and physical romantic relationship as 'bonding'

STEGD

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I want to fuck him so badly but I also want him to fuck me so badly

Imagine how FIRM it is

youtube.com/watch?v=Qmi_K8umKFo
Too good

>Virgin Darkseid
>Tries to do math to control free will
>Chad Steg
>Earns people's devotion just by being

Fuck me, user.

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Fucking glorious

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STEG IS.

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Multiple Man did it first.

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Menacing

>Its not sex when it can represent something thats seen as universally disgusting

He fucked his dad?

Literally Josuke Higashikata

So Greg fucked his own kid, who is also his dead wife?

Fusions are metaphors for relationships, not necessarily romantic ones only.
Steven’s relationship with his dad is strong as fuck boi

I honestly don't understand why people think fusion is sex. The show explicitly states its a representation of friendships and experiences. It's the reason Garnet holds it so close to her heart and character and Opal and Sugolite are portrayed as best friends at most

The ONLY thing they have in common is a pompadour not everything is a fucking JoJo reference you overmemed bastard

She is so fucking horny I swear

The tumblr/twitter crowd don't give a shit about Steg "making Pearl straight" like some of you guys hoped for some reason. Instead they're whining about sexualizing minors even though he's pretty much a grown dude.

Anyways, any new porn?

How many multiverses you think would implode if they met?

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Ah, but that is where you are wrong.

Fused with Jotaro yeah

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>Steg turns a straight man gay
giga

Those Quads make me consider.

Also where is the Jojo edit?

Ted Leo rules, hope we get more Steg eventually.
>youtube.com/watch?v=zRD4CoiDzuQ

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>why yes I do watch steven universe, how could you tell?

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They usually point to Stevonnie's original episode (even though it was about puberty and suddenly finding yourself in an adult body with a child's mind than anything)

Oi lads.

Anyone got just a streaming link?
The Vimeo?

Mega locked me out and I can't get a proxy to work in my office. Made it halfway through before the shit said "LIMIT REACHED"

I have only my second favorite Pearl as payment.

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Can you imagine even memeing about this before yesterday? SU literally put out the most redblooded male character in recent years.

Then again it also made a sympathetic conservative character so I'm not surprised.

Steg Dethkok. He has no middle name because (You) *points and winks* belong in the middle.

Not to mention the world loves Dethkok, but not many have been known to survive the experience.

DoAnythingForDethkok!
DoAnythingForDethkok!
DoAnythingForDethkok!
DoAnythingForDethkok!

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IMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAY
IMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAY

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Guys, I noticed that Steven and Greg fused, they didnt freak out. WHICH MEANS they fused before this....

Why would they freak out? This was planned. And Greg said he didn’t think it would happen because he could never do it with Rose so why would he say that if Steg fused before?

Whining about pedophiles, even with regards to fiction, is the new easy mode virtue signaling. People even do it while anonymous.

Because, think about it!
>steg comes into being
>the greg half flips the fuck out while the steven half reassures him its it's fine
>greg, while still not used to it, begins to see the upsides
>music is essentially their weapon
>the levitation Holmes is part of their gem abilities, but also from Greg's family knowing how to fly
Its staring us in the face giys

Twitter is too busy lusting for him to care about anything else

If I had a gf and crossed paths with this impossibly perfect specimen of an apex man I'd literally throw my gf at him.
Myself, too.

that's the first fully male gem, call him adam

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wait no, Adamantite

He'll stack you and fuck you both at the same time with his dicks

yes and that quads is proof!!

No one else would stand a chance.
He's in his own apex tier.

>someone legit posted my post

That person from tumblr, who is definitely NOT me, seems intelligent and wise beyond their years. Truly we should trust every word out of their mouth.

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@RuseMstr

now i wonder what'd you'd say if i told you that was weak bait
and then if i told you right after that i wouldn't have minded my dad doing that, so jokes on you

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Now thats some good shit

terf=trans excluding radical feminist, basically alt-right women who want some more rights
sitll= just a typo
Goldstar lesbian=never touched a dick (goldstar gay means never touched vagina. there is platinum gay, where you are c sectioned so you truly never touched a vagina)

I love him, but why does he have a six pack? Greg sure as hell doesn't have one, and from what I could tell steven was still a chubby teen,

Fusions are greater than the sum of their parts.
If we take Steven's drawing of Greg from Guitar Dad as how Steven views him, then it could be that Steg's physicality is a representation of how Steven looks at his dad.

Platinum gay is hilarious. I love it.

How often does Greg try to get his son to fuse with him after the movie? I'd say at least once or twice a week. I'd imagine Greg finds being Steg to be highly addictive, being a hypno powered rock god and all.

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I can't believe I am platinum status

What the hell are you doing on tumblr, faggot? There's rarely any porn there now.

Are you asking for horny canon or canon canon

Oh user
Steven is the one who forces the fusing

Horny canon are you kidding me look at this man

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lack of leg hair is kinda disturbing

>Steg "Slaughtercock" Universe
>gigachad among chads
>brimming with only the most toxic masculinity
>literally makes a sexless gem tingle and have metaphorical sex with her friend
>just so she can offer both of them up in order to increase their chances with Steg
>su now portrays women as only ever thinking with their cunts
>this is supposed to be progressive and not in anyway manpilled

I platonically love and respect everything about this movie. Except punished spinel, who's definitely for hardcore sexual.

Why do you retards just refuse to watch the show?

It's Greven.

That does make sense.
HOWEVER.
I'll still think of it as incestuous sex.

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It's a threesome with his dad and mom

Porn of Steg and Pearl when

That's the point.

Yes.

I love White Diamond, such a naughty girl

Even better

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It's a normal episode, just seven times as long.

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CHAD MURDERCOCK
>fucked his mom and gf
>murdered them both by giving birth to him
>literally turns lesbians straight and homosexuals double gay
>Corrects absent father syndrome while breaking in your gf
>Chad cock will always back you up even when you are completely wrong.

THATS TOO POWERFULL

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The HOLO-COCK(s)

one man was never meant to weild this power.

>terf
>alt-right

TERFS are still left of center/far left, they just believe that most trans people are detrimental to the cause or are taking advantage of the cause.

>large muscular man
>long sideburns
>big hair
>chest hair visible
>NO LEG HAIR

I mean I get this is supposed to be the ideal fujoshi fap material, but FYI big muscular dudes have hair EV-ER-EY-WHERE, not just where y’all want it.

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It is probably empowering in a literal sense. Usually, Greg is trying his hardest to do the right thing, but his frail human body and lack of gem knowledge gets in the way. Just watch the poor bastard get poisoned while trying to save some people in the very same movie. As a fusion, he has the strength to help and Steven gets the maturity that other SU characters are lacking.

her heart went doki doki

>Even though he's pretty much a grown dude
Minor means minor, you fucking freak