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STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE STARTING NOW!
Is Steven Universe the Movie good?
no
>Not using the twitch stream
this shit gonna b trash, fuck off sufags
>twitch
yeah great if you want a stream that will be taken down within minutes
I guarantee you if you used the words "talk back" this would be more an official thread.
but go fuck yourself, you will never get another chance.
I'm on the Twitch stream. GOD there are so many commercials.
MODS, WHERE'S THE STICKY?
Fucking trannies
Everyone believes in Steven!
EXCEPT KEVIN
If Minnie Mouse's VA doesn't get a sticky this garbage shouldn't
disney
GET READY MOTHERFUCKERS
>We Disney now
>still trying to make the Diamonds sympathic
That's stupid. They'll always be genocidal dictators that got off scot free.
>a musical number
FUCK
Man I sure would've loved to see how Steven brought about this great change in the diamonds in less than 2 years.
HE WAS RIGHT
This song is awful. Garnet and Steven sound awful and Poil's part was too short.
>movie is just a musical recap
>Rose is no longer apart of Amethyst family
kek
Here she is, guys and gals!
Electroswing bad guy song!
Pretty good, too.
Steven btfo
Where will it be uploaded the quickest in HD after airing?
>Greg Universe's Pearl
oh there'll be some porn out of this one
Holy shit it resets the gems
>Reset them all
aha
>factory reset
>sex slave pearl happening
Is Pearl confirmed bisexual now?
Anyone know if they"ll have it up on the app
Nice hopefully this will put an end to the constant zimposting
>"Holy shiiii"
What did Greg mean by this?
Damn this is cute
Cool another plodding song telling us everything from the show.
Evil Spinel was cool as fuck
this shit's brimming with disney
why are they trying to do 30s theatrical animation on a tv show budget with bad korean animators
why
>Calarts bean mouth
her shitty design shifts every frame
God I hope madridista will upload it
Greg should have told her to have massive tits
RESET PEARL IS CUTE
CUTE!
Well since I'll be missing a lot because of work, how long until a good mega?
huge disney fags, kind of fun though
>I could have lost all my character developement
oh yea, Peri is a Yea Forumsfag
>I COULD HAVE LOST ALL MY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Everybody pay respects to /ourguy/
the perfect steven universe character
WHERE'S THE SINGING???
GO BACK TO THE SINGING!!!!
Not watching it yet. Is Spinel like Pinks former jester or something?
>saying "character development"
I really have so many issues with this fucking shit halfway in.
Lapis with the weird eyelashes
Contact the Diamonds you dumb fuck.
EYELASHSES
fuck no
YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
TTGO IS HERE!
I already ship Steven and Spinel.
No wonder Spinel got abandoned. She was an attention-whore.
here's your singing fag
tough shit hoss
i miss the evil Peacock. It's not fair bros
Peridot watches a lot of tv
>implying she isn't such a dork that would say that
she analyzes tv shows dude
This disney diamond is faking it.
She's a metaphor for old cartoons being different than new ones and that people need to accept things change.
>"just a second ago we were singing this song"
literally, the pacing is fucked
Fuck I thought it started at 7... now I gotta wait for the mega.
WHERES JASPER
Who never seen the show and just reading all the posts?
I mean it's the obvious joke.
How dare they kill Lapisven
fuck
>WE
faggot already crying
Agreed
Steven do you, like not have any videos of them to show them how they were?
Spinel is a mega cunt but damn she is entertaining.
>5 minutes without a song
Thank the fucking lord
It's nice to see Lapis genuinely happy now
So what, Spinel's like a court jester meets a pet?
i'm not watching the film i just want to see the reactions
Guys, I've got bad news.
I'm not Steven
Bismuth singing is kino. We need more altos
>Hey Steven!
>It's me!
>You're best friend...
>tfw loli spinel
>Lapis eyelashes
show em the fucking selfie you took earlier
Does he need powers for that?
I've only seen the first season plus the bismuth episode.
Bismuth is a better singer than I expected
i bet ten schekels that the pink one is faking having no memory
Bismuth is a better singer than I thought she'd be.
here here, although the idea of slave pearl has piqued my interest
B-TEAM LET'S GO
Aaaaand here's a Crystal gem reprise!
My name is Steven.
Bismuth singing is nice.
>Look at them, they aren't even singing along
They sounds better
Why is Spinel is the only good part of this movie?
Spinel is taking it ain’t she
>Bismuth acting as secondary leader
Fuck yes, I really wish we didn't have to wait two seasons for this.
Bismuth singing is already making it a 10/10
I want Steven to get reset. Fuck this non gem empire. Reset all the rebellious fuckers
Could be a bit more jazzy, some brass instruments.
>Doesn't just take a fucking portal jump to the diamonds and back
yay 1 line of Lapis "singing"
god dont make the cancer stronger
holy shit this bismuth song is going to make me die
Honestly, she's the second best singer behind Pearl, didn't see that coming
Dont know any of the characters, just seeing the reactions is entertaining me
Bismuth is fucking KILLING it.
clip show time
>Kid Spinel is actually helpful
>Tries to get in on the music number
I like her
she doesn't try to hit high keys
the others usually do and thats where you see things fall apart
Way to Mr.Murdercock
B TEAM!!
So who’s Spinels VA? Someone famous or a broadway star?
>Spineal
>A gemstone known as the Ruby and Sapphire Impostor, for 1,000 years it was put into crowns and jewellery because people thought it was a rare gem
will this have implications for the movie?
Can't talk-no-jutsu the villian if they factory reset
Did they ever fix all those cracked gems in the cluster? Or did they just ignore it?
Says she was trained as a classical singer, so yeah.
Spinel is making me cringe so hard my chest hurts.
>they fused in a deadly and dangerous situation
>lets do that again
>Here here steven, go kill sapphire
>Steven just walks at Sapphire with a giant fucking buzz saw
Well okay
she cute
That's the point. also, she's cute
Would Sapphire's future vision be able tell if they can get their memories back?
Steven. Steven. Just ask Sapphire to look into the futures and see which one gets them to fuse faster.
I bailed from the show at like episode 4, did I do the right thing?
WELP, Sapphire might be poofed again.
i tuned in for about a minute and immediately closed the tab. i just have no fucking interest in this shit anymore
>I predict he won't be able to follow through
savage
Guilty.
Well Steven would need the other gems to portal him anyway.
>Hijinks will ensue
THAT IS BULLSHIT
>steven finally doesnt talk the villain down and takes direct action
>but it makes a TV movie just recapping shit
>also we already know from the trailers she becomes herself again and has to be confronted again, leaving room for talk jitsu
please
yes
MY PRECIOUS SCAFFOLDING
I ship them
THAT IS BULLSHIT CRAZY
>streams keep crapping out
Guess I gotta turn on the tv.
>"hijinks will ensue"
Okay, I'm all for the rubberhose memes
Yeah she’s faking factory reset. Trying to kill everyone without making it obvious.
Oh no! So many hijinks! This may turn into full blown shenanigans!
OHH SHEE
Bismusth just curse there?
>Their afternoon constitutionals
kek
>That's the point.
No it isn't, you and and everyone else is proof of that.
Spinel is the only character on the show I hate more than Kevin
Spinel doesn't realize she is annoying, this is why Pink left her in the middle of bumfuck space.
why doesn't Steven just reveal he's a diamond to the gems to work with him?
STILL MY HEART IS BLAZING!
LAPIS SAVED THOSE TINY LESBIANS
NO. NOT THE AFTERNOON CONSTITUTIONAL.
>Sapphire saves Ruby this time
That's a nice twist
Aw shit here we go again.
The fact that's she's so annoying is probably why she gets abandoned.
Why the FUCK didn't Ruby just crawl out from under the shield?
So what is the purpose of the Heaven and Earth beetles humanoid forms? Weren't they tooled gems like Lapis in her mirror?
He doesn't like using his Pink Diamond identity.
>we have to redo the gay shit after a god damn wedding special
thanks
Blue Garnet > Red Garnet
>Literally dropped an Anvil on her.
Use streamlink + MPV
She's retarded
gay
Angry Spinel was cuter than nice Spinel.
Ruby's are stupid last I remember
Why is Ruby a dumb fuck. She could've walked out of there?
Ruby's aren't smart remember?
>Blue Garnet in a poofy dress
c-cute
>MORE GARNETWANK
Rubies are stupid.
Okay. I'm gonna be honest
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT
>all this lgbt propaganda
not even trying to be subtle
>tfw spinnel was pretending to be retarded
She's actually retarded.
>Garnet with Sapphire's outfit
Whatever, boring.
Show me more Spinel, faggots
>Spinal fucks everything up in Dee Dee levels of Destruction
SPINAL, GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!!!
QUICK SOMEONE POST A SCREENSHOT OF BLUE GARNET
No that’s Bismuths va. Unless she’s somehow doing Spinel as well.
Its kinda dragging after the hot start
Cotton candy momma is back with a new song
The gay agenda
The point, also I honestly assumed it took way longer for Garnet to to become Garnet than that flashback episode showed a few seasons back
The visuals are pretty neat.
after 5 seasons do they really need to be
>God I hope madridista will upload it
Does anyone know how much time should I expect to wait for the movie to finish, and then a possible upload?
>GUYS GARNET IS BOTH RUBY AND SHAPPIRE FUSED TOGETHER THAT'S HER CHARACTER THE END
>literally rolling out a led carpet for Greg
HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
can we keep this pearl
>Cotton Candy Garnet is back
Garnet sucks
cringe
KING GREG OF THE MURDER COCK
I own a CAR WASH
Slave pearl is back!
en.wikipedia.org
Broadway star
GARMENT IS BACK
>the fucking jojo reference
So is Spinel gonna be retarded for the rest of the movie?
>the hot start
You mean the 10 minutes of singing about what we already knew, and the 5 minutes of the villain showing up and being put out of commission until later?
Pretty miserably, yeah. Everyone but Pearl forgot how to sing, Estelle apparently had a stroke.
>root
why the fuck are you root?
>I'm a walking contradiction
slave pearl is better than regular pearl wtf
Are we being joined by the other Yea Forums boards now! Golly!
How many times has Greg fucked default Pearl?
Oh that's why she went batshit, she was an attention whore.
That's the entire show user.
>tfw no yandere cartoon gem gf
Yandere Spinel is yandere.
>Greg shows up late with Perl
Gee I wonder why
Poor Spinny. She's lonely.
It looks like she might be merely pretending
>NO
Oh this bitch is 100% pretending to be retarded.
>Greg and Pearl back from their fuck session.
Did she ever leave?
She was abandoned wasn't she.
Why would Homeworld allow such an unstable creation like a Spinel continue to exist?
>Spinel is yandere for Steven
This will be fun
No, there's later scenes with her as an evil thing.
This
we'll see
Don't you DARE leave your best friend unattended.
I missed everything up until now.
Wha happen.
Hey garnet can ask questions now
>NO
>suddenly angry face
well shit
>She's a yandere
Nice
The gave everything a shading.
>he actually waited for the trumpet before rushing out
Greg is actually loving this, isn`t he?
We already know from the trailers that she is.
>That 180 when he's trying to leave her
Stevens gonna recreate why she turned into a wack job in the first place.
>Onion hasnt aged at all
I want a pearl.
Twice raw. Once with protection.
Pink was a cunt to abandon spidel
Yep. Seems like she was literally made to be pinks friend, and pink left her to rot.
>yandere
I really Steven’s new voice.
Is...is Spinel a yandere?
Holy crap how the hell is he tap dancing in fucking SANDALS
bro...
we got foreshadowed on and we didnt even know it
I don't remember Amethyst being like this when she was younger.
When did Steven learnt o tapdance?
>tap-dancing in flipflops
So Spinel’s a designed to be companions but get angry when you leave them. So at least they explained why she’s mad properly
Which considering how she flipped out when Steven tried to leave her behind for a minute was probably "Pink Diamond dared to have other friends besides Spinel"
Up until the third act.
This
>Do you remember
Steven what part of, reboot don't you understand
This singing is sweet but goddamn. Can we have a ten minute break at least between songs?
>tapdancing with flip flops
bullshit
This nigga is tapping dancing with sandals
Steven's balls dropped, new gem (spinel) is 50s cartoon character that has some death note level plan and all the CGems are in factory reset mode
So amethyst was retarded at birth?
Vidiala had to have done at least a couple nude Amy paintings right?
I don't know about you, but I'm enjoying myself immensely.
"Perfect friends don`t exi-"
It’s a musical dude
spinel in the background begging for attention
definetly
>all the CGems are in factory reset mode
how'd that happen?
alright so i missed the first 30 mins, what happenned that ruby and saffire unfused and who the fuck is spinnel
AGH Steven and Amethyst are CUTE as hell.
And later in life, too.
>He doesnt nail his sandals
no, enjoy your hour and a half long musical.
>50s
30s
>greg fucks pearl while still in slave mode
>even cums inside her
>pearl eventually gets her original personality back and freaks out when she finds out she's pregnant
MMMMMM
I wanna know when Spinel kisses Steven in front of Connie.
>This singing is sweet but
In general not really.
I guess this was the point of her being born "off"
>Pearl Diver
I fucking love her
>Another fucking song
The fact that they're doing this whole movie without commercials makes me think they're gonna do something they couldn't get advertisers for.
>spinel wasnt included in the beginning
FUCK
>Spinel forces herself on Steven creating the second gem hybrid
The earliest we saw her she was still probably with the gems for a couple thousand years.
She started to remember that pink abandoned her
>design a court jester that goes crazy if you don't pay attention to her
Great job gems
>Amy in sync with Steven
>Recovers her memories first
They were always close
Fuck
Guys I'm getting misty eyed
>rest of movie
2/10
>spinel on screen
9.5/10
>Greg and Pearl return
MURDERCOCK HAS DEFLOWERED HIS SLAVE AND CAME TO BASK OVER EVERYONE WITH HIS UNRIVALED PRESTIGE!
Amy back. Pearls probably next.
LESBIAN SPACE ROCK SEX
IS SHE COMING BACK LADS i love amy so much
>Goes through her forms again
>Even the fake pearl one
KEK
YOU DAMN STRAIGHT HE REVIVED BEST GEM FIRST.
BEST GIRL IS BACK!
She went through an irresponsible number of forms.
lol that Amethyst reaction
Ronaldo BTFO.
The villain showed up 5 minutes in, fucked everyone up, and got temp defeated while Steven recounts the series to the characters who got amnesia. All with talk singing 10x worse.
The gems are not a smart race.
I want loli spinel to do so many bad things to me
this
oh no amethyst accelerates spinel's yandere-ness
It makes sense that Ames would be the first to return to normal.
oh god it's going to be this? THIS IS SO FUCKING CONRY
>Those misshapen silhouettes
Nice touch
>50s cartoon
1920s rubber hose cartoon
ywn be booped by your best friend
>was poofed
>no new outfit
lame but whatever
SHE'S BACK
Spinel is obnoxious as fuck, fucking attention whore.
>Amethyst is this simple
unfortunate
Spinel is so, so. So. Fucking. Cute.
No new regen forms
But at least it was cool seeing Amy go through all her past forms
These characters getting factory reset but getting their memories back down to the last second is a fucking shit ass thing.
>Boop
When's the commercial break I need to pee
Yeah it's really weird to me that Steven has been ignoring this Injector for so long. Like he knows what injectors do. There's no way it's good.
>Earth getting the literal life sucked out of it
>Steven and co too busy singing to notice
Based retards
Either she's faking it, or this was a very convenient way to defuse a villain that couldn't otherwise be reasoned with.
im back you bitch
I expect a lot of cucked Connie and more Steven/Spinel shipping by the end of this movie.
>No one's tried to stop the fucking injector
I mean sure get your friends back but fuck the giant fucking injector
Hey Spinel, it sure would be funny if you booped my penis with your mouth haha
>she gave her robots glasses
cute, CUTE
Rebecca had to do a lot for the execs to get them to agree to no commercial.
A LOT
>we’re gonna have a song for every transformation
kill me now
Peri has robonoids again!
>Has her orb things back
based
Never. Use a bottle.
That’s kind of her character. She was probably Pinks favorite court jester.
This is, ADVANCED INJECTOR
we all need a fucking break
Micheala told you go to potty before the movie started, you dip.
the walking cartoon character used a sythe to hit the reset mode that steven fucking offed her with (0 hesitation btw so no talk no jutsu) so she is also reset so she isn't evil (but shes a yandere for steven)
Oh hey bitch Nanifua, what happened to stopping gem attacks before they get out of hand huh? Oh right, it's almost like that was a normal way an event plays out and Dewey wasnt at fault. He's not the god damn Government of the United States.
OHHHH
THE MURDER GO ROUND BROKE DOWN
IS PERIDOT USING LINUX?
So much Amethyst singing in this.
Amethyst's eyes when Spinel hugged them reminded me of this
What show were you watching for 5 seasons?
They can say the "K" word at least.
Can I get a better link? Even after I changed to the computer, the USTVGO one keeps stuttering on me
At least is not as much as an asspull with Grunkel Stan
>Micheala
Ill just turn the volume up
>LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS
>Boy is actually managing to lift it
>spinel distracting the crew with games, jokes, and missteps to let the bio-poison do its work
Based genius.
did I see blood?
Lift with your LEGS.
CALL THE DIAMONDS AND HAVE THEM LIFT IT UP. GOD.
neat
thanks
Nah friendship is more important. If you had to decide between searching for and helping a friend with amnesia or disarming a nuke and you choose the nuke, then you're not a good friend.
>Yeah! Lift with your legs
We got blood!
>Burned skin
OI JOSUKE THIS FILM'S GAY
>"it's leaking some sort of ejaculate"
WHAT
WE GOT BLOOD
STEVEN BLOOD
IT'S SAMURAI JACK ALLLL OVER AGAIN
>blood
>steamboat willie reference
prepare for a hard of fangirls saying this is badass kino
BLOOD
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING BLOOD
SPINEL ABUSE FANART WHEN???????
MY ORGANIC JACKET
Spinel really is the best character and they should redo all previous episodes and add her in retroactively.
I need a gif/webm of Spinel waving
Steven has to abuse Poochie lol
This and the future episodes are literally gonna be Steven Universe Z and I'm so ready
Dewey for mayor, new mayor is a bitch and a liar.
>YOU DIDN'T THINK WE TRIED THAT
no bitch
anyone have a stream link that isn't garbage?
>also, it might explode
¿¿¿¿¿pOO˥q
It's being made as we speak.
NOT EVEN CRAZY DIAMOND CAN FIX THIS TRAINWRECK!
NO, SPINEL IS PURE
>In the service of my Umgreg Universe
Did I miss a reason for why can't Steven contact the Diamonds to help?
Think Greg asked Pearl for sexual pleasures?
God I want Spinel to win
Me too
>she's cute
Damn right little man
EVEN STEVEN THINKS SHE'S CUTE
Not to mention making her strong enough to kick the ass of a small platoon of other gems.
Had to shove in muh amazing sadie killer you fucking cunt rebecca.
>problem could've easily been solved if Steven just called the Diamonds
Here comes mystery girl.
Is anyone else seeing a lot of Rebecca Sugar's original art style here?
I'm reallly liking it
>Sadie’s gonna sing
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Currently in the service of Greg
>jog her memory with Greg
Kek
Because the movie would be over by now.
Screw Connie! Spinel is Steven's new gf!
>sadie singing
OH GOD KILL IT JUST FUCKING KILL IT
>greg gets a hem harem
>they're all retardeder
ROQUE EN ROLLE
>Sadie's singing
Fuck. ABORT CONCERT ABORT!
Fuse with her, Steven
FUSE WITH SPINEL
DICK HER DOWN
>WHO IS HERE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD!?
>Wait what?
background noise. also what the fuck is up with these captchas today
>Greg & Pearl are back
The best part of the movie
>Wait. WHAT!?
Agreed
Correct
cause he's too retarded to even think of that
also they would probably just stall and let Earth get genocided to Steven has to stay home
good thing Pearl recently and only in the first scene decided to like music
she's too cute to not win
>Ticket holder or evacuee
Kek
>that singing voice
just terrible, sadie being a singer was such a bad idea
>WHO'S HERE BECAUSE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
>wait, what
>like a rock show
GREG YOU NEED TO ASSASSINATE YOURSELF TO BRING PEARL'S MEMORIES BACK
Channeling early Green Day.
All Greg needs to do is fuck someone to death in front of Pearl again, right?
>Let’s sing a song when the world is at stake
Wow, is like I’m really watching Steven Universe again
So Steven wins with the power of friendship?
someone summarize what happened the first 30 minutes. I tuned in too late.
Okay but where is Chance the Rapper?
Cotton Candy Garden dancing gives me life.
>Sadie's Singing
Just end it now
>Sadie got uglier
Impressive
>Sadie Singing
>Still no Jasper
what the fuck is that hair lmao
>Sour Cream dressed as K.O.
This
I am actually somewhat sad that this will be her only appearance. I am really digging her shenanigans
her VA is a singer IRL
and just as terrible
Why does this song sound like it should be sung by a sub to her dom?
Her voice actor is already a singer
They have to bring Salty Pearl back lol
I mean, I know they need Pearl back to remember Spinel but I'd rather keep this factory reset.
She seems a lot better.
wagecuck song that never ends
>Rhyming sir with sir
>tfw she won't
At least bring her for season 6. All of it, every episode
>not having Pearl sing this song so that it's not grating on our fucking ears
Terrible choice
Can we please stop letting Sadie sing.
her va has a better singing voice when accompanied by a ukulele
I love it when it’s obvious Sugar has boarded something.
Spinel is far and wide my favorite thing about the movie thus far
>tfw Greg has to fuck Steven in order to make Pearl so mad her memories restore
>or Amethyst
GODDAMN IT I REALLY LIKE PUNK SKA SHIT
>Greg could bring Pearl back by giving her the Ol' Universe Charm
>Steven, we have to use psychological warfare.
They probably don't care
Time for bathroom break.
He doesn’t want to owe them anything
>that boxcar train the reformed Amethyst rides
what boxcars are all wooden today?
She is far and away the best artist on the crew
THROWBACK
THROWBACK
THROWBACK
THROWBACK
THROWBACK
There is no fucking justice.
REBECCA STOP LETTING SADIE'S VOICE ACTRESS SING!
AND BRING BACK JASPER! I WANT HER TO FUCK PEARL!
OH FUCK
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
THEY'RE GONNA KILL GREG
>AMETHYST SHAPESHIFTS INTO ROSE SO GREG CAN FUCK HER TO TRIGGER PEARL'S MEMORIES
DO IT
GREG IS GONNA FUCKING DIED AHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD IS IT TIME
Mickey Mouse hit everyone with the amnesia scythe and now they're trying to un-amnesia everyone before the world ends.
>Eye just move towards greg
heh
Steg time
I want a Pearl like this.
FOOL! THE MURDERCOCK OVERRIDES YOUR ATTEMPTS!
OHNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUSION.
FUSION.
Gems got rebooted. Movie is half a clip show half a Disney tribute.
I hate how bad U always fucks me over when I give it a chance, this shit got a huge ass budget...
What if they dress Greg as Rose?
RIP Greg
>Patricide
YES, DO IT
Dad, we gotta kill you
Oh I thought they were going to fake his death
Okay, so, gotta say, Spinel is fucking fantastic.
Like, out of all the ways to do a movie like this, I'm already seeing things going fucking nuts with Spinel. For a villain just out of nowhere, they're clearly setting up some fantastic character building. I really care about cute loli Spinel and I'm sure the final fight's gonna be fucking heartbreaking when she has to go
Rose with amethyst’s voice makes me feel strange in my Nono place.
Holy
Fucking
Shit
SPACE DANDY
>brainlet can't into repetition for emphasis
>amethyst turns into pearl to trigger her PTSD
IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
MY FUCKING DICK
Steven is such a dandy guy
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
HOLY FUCKING
OH NO
THIS IS
OH NO OH FUCJ
EVEN THE GUITAR
>INCEST BARA DAD
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OH NO HE'S HOOOT
I'm so very confused.
Oh no, she's straight.
HELL YEAH UNIVERSE AND UNIVERSE.
HE'S FUCKING DANDY BABY
HOLY HELL
OHHHHH.
MY
GOOOOOOOODDD
OH NO HE'S HOT
STEVEN AND GREG FUSED
AND HE'S A FUCKING MEGACHAD
>CHAD GEM
BASED
A
S
E
D
OH FUCK
MURDERCOCK MAXIMUM
this is so gay
OH NO HE’S HOT
POST SCREENSHOTS FUCK
THE STREAM IS STUTTERING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOOOOOOOO
>he fused with his dad
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
DADDY!
HOLY SHIT STEVEN JUST FUCKED HIS DAD ON STAGE!
HOLY FUCK!
THE GIGA CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
OH FUCK
HES FUCKING GORGEOUS.
HE FUCKED HIS DAD
Is this legal?
Boner pls stop
GREG STEVEN FUSION AHHHH
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SEX GOD UNIVERSE
WHAT
Porn
>He fused with his dad
>He's a fucking Bara
>Even the guitar's fused
Who is his voice actor?
MURDERCOCK MAXIMUM
THAT'S ILLEGAL
MAKE THIS GUY THE MC FOREVER
PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE
>Pearl saved by fused MURDERCOCK
WEW
GREG STEVEN FUSION
NOW YOU'RE A MAN
holy shit
THEY BECAME FUCKING SPACE DANDY
I’m a dyke but I would fuck Steg so hard. How did they do it
I'm fucking WHEEZING
OH MY FUCKING LORD HE'S SO HOT
WE WANT THE BARA CROWD
its a generic tumblr buff male design
CHAD UNIVERSE
DADDY
>Double Murdercock
Pearl just became pregnant
Pearl can now have TWO UNIVERSE COCKS!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
HOLY FUCK
OHFUCKNO
>Greg and Steven become a fucking Chad
GOD PLEASE
P L E A S E
GREVEN? STEG?
HOT AS FUCK!
>steg
and this is why there are no ads
what the fuck is this abomination
OH GOD IT'S HIDEOUS
FUJOS WON
TIME TO FUCK YOUR DAD STEVEN.
>it's Elvis
it's way bette rthen I was expecting.
can't watch the film post steg
>FUCKING HIS FATHER
WHY SUGAR WHY?
That Steven Greg fusion's a CHAD!
A CHAD-SQUARED WITH PSYCHIC POWERS
STEVEN UNIVERSE IS SAVED
STEVEN FUCKED HIS DAD
MURDERCOCK PRIME
Murdercock + Murdercock =??????
>Greg/Steven fusion is a giga chad
>They're gonna kill Greg
holy fuck I'm laughing
Why did it take this long for Chad fusion?
A FUCKING CHAD
ULTIMATE MURDERCOCK
OH GOD, I'M GAY!!!
There's so much fucking testosterone flowing out of Steg right now.
>Pearl is fucking orgasming
Steg is the fucking best fusion prove me wrong.
GET TO THE FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOORN
OH GOD ITS A MONSTROSITY
The Ultimate Alpha Male
now with the power of the diamond and the murder cock he is unstoppable
>crybaby steven and dead beat dad makes a 4-armed gigachad
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOVIE
GREG STEVEN HUNK FUSION HOLY FUCK
Fucking Pompadour
Steven and Greg fused before Gohan and Goku did...
OH NO HES HOT
THIS FUCKING PSYCHEDELIC SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE MURDER COCK HAS EVOLVED
NAME ITS NEW FORM
MASSACRE COCK
UNLIMITED MURDERCOCK!!!
>Bara Greg/Steven ass bumping Amethyst
I'm crying
So after they recover all the gems memories back, Steven abandons Spinel and she goes apeshit.
Who is Chad's VA?
FUCKING GIGACHAD
Yea Forums rate Spinel's keikaku
>Pearl has the hots for the Super Universe
FUCK THE GAY AWAY
Your own son?! On stage in front of everyone!!!
Did he really need 4 arms? Stevonnie doesn't get fucked over like that
what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Best fusion or best fusion ever
STEG AND GREARL ARE CANON
>STEG AND GREARL ARE CANON
STEG AND GREARL ARE CANON
>STEG AND GREARL ARE CANON
kino
WHAT THE FUCK
>Pearl is basically using Greg as Rose Quartz
EAT THAT, TUMBLR DYKES
you hear that? That's the bara artists getting to work
Does this mean Pearl is officially straight?
THE MADWOMAN DID IT!
OH NO THE MURDERCOCK HAS EVOLVED INTO GENOCIDECOCK
OPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>OPAL
OH SHIT
Honestly why would they? Reset “Pink” and they get another chance.
They’d probably kill the human half and hit the gem with the resetting device
I'd rather have a Lapidot fusion be the new one, but this is acceptable
STEG FUCKING PEARL WHEN??????????????????????????
Too much POMPADOUR! TOO MUCH ROCK MULLET!
THIS IS POWER BEYOND EVEN METAL GEAR!
WERE HITTING LEVELS OF CHAD THAT SHOULD’NT BE POSSIBLE!
AMIEE MANN
AFTER LITERALLY 5 YEARS SHES BACK.
ITS SUPER MURDER COCK EX! TURNING LESBIANS STRAIGHT WITH THE POWER OF ROCK
OH GOD IT'S THE ARISTOCRATS!
MEGACHAD AND OPAL SONG
THE HYPE WONT STOP
Bi.
i can see the lewds already
lol they are accidentally triggering Spinel's memories at the same time
>Bara and Giant woman
Oh shit, getting left behind is what awakens Spinel's memories.
So hypno guitar?
im late. the anyone got a link so i can watch from the start
THUNDERcock
Wait im confused why did Steven and his dad turn into a bara manlet...
>The most powerful ones are a gay fusion, and 2 lesbian fusions
HETEROS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO
Opal is actually talking
STATE MANDATED TWO SECONDS OF OPAL
She's Steven/Pinksexual.
MAXIMUM MURDERCOCK
guess I'm going to /y/ after this
>Greg
>deadbeat
Try again sport
OPAL MOTHERFUCKERS
GENOCIDECOCK.
How come Connie and Steven fusion has two arms but Greg and Steven gets four and a mega guitar?
PENOCIDE
>OPAL SINGING
OPALFAG, WHERE YOU AT? ARE YOU OKAY? DON'T DROWN IN YOUR CUM
and now he has AIDs
MASSACRE COCK
GENOCIDE DICK
>he LITTERALLY has a fucking buldge
Universexual?
40% + 30% bodyfat = 5% bodyfat
DON'T LEAVE SPINEL ALONE ASSHOLES
His name should be Multiverse.
Murdercock fusion made me laugh so hard I re-injured my healing shoulder
Pretty sure more arms = more unstable?
>Steg
I'm sorry all I can think of is the one with the thagomizer
>When your crush literally fucks their own dad over you
>omae mo shindeiru
This thing looks nothing like either of them.
DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT OLD DRAWING OF OPAL AND GREG MAKING OUT THAT REBECCA DID
>Tfw in a way, Rose finally fused with Greg
>Congratulations, your Murdercock evolved into Genocidick
For a second I thought Steven de aged.
F
All the blood ran to his mega murdercock
Literally she got mad because Pink moved on without her.
Oh no Steven has AIDS now!
FUCKING OPAL SONG
IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS
All the fat went to his dick.
IS THERE SOMEONE WHO CAN STOP HIM?!
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STEVEN
>Stevens fucking dying
steven's gonna fucking die at the end, fuck
>crying Spinel
Was Steven bleeding?
Why doesn't greg's murdercock and steven's diamond just obliterate each other?
checkmate murdercockfags
This is simultaneously the most amazing and most awful thing ever I love this movie
The mask
SADNESS?!?!?!?
Steven's gem is probably having multiple orgasms right now
Why did greg and steven turn into a fucking jojo character? He even has the heart shaped hole in his shirt to show off his tits. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck dude
They needed Greg's murdercock powers to remind Pearl that her character arc was about being horny.
Smoky has three, what the fuck is going on.
Would you “fuse” with your dad, Yea Forums?
>why yes I think spinel is cute, how could you tell?
CALL THE NEIGHBORS
I WANT THEM TO SEE THIS
so the rumours are true
steven is sans from undertale
SPACE DADDY
KINO
So I'm guessing SPinel got left at some garden outpost for 6,000 years
This guy can murdercock gems at a distance of 100 yards.
I swear if I don't see a reset Pink Diamond jump out of that mother fucker I'm gonna shit The Bed
All hail Genocidick!
Would we end up as a handsome chad as well?
oh hey opal could talk again
thats nice
>Wow, this is so awesome seeing a new fusion ad old friends and their characters arcs
>showing Spinel feeling sad
Fuck Pink Diamond
Sad Spinel hurts me in ways I haven't felt in years
Spinel was Pink's imaginary friend.
DADDY YES
BACK
TO THE BEGINNING
No, my dad isn't as cool as Greg
I guess now she's bi. Lust for Greg combined with old lesbian memories.
>Mom juggled?!
>NO! Well yes but
>Rose learned juggling from Spinel
WOAH
what the hell
>Gibson eds 1275 guitar
stairway to heaven when?
So it's Toy Story if Andy abandoned Woody.
SPINELS GONNA LOSE IT
pretty obvious after we saw her foot covered in vines during steven's speech at the start
Yeah, but he looks cool with abs that neither of them have.
I hate Spinel with the passion of a thousand suns
>Pink ruins everything again
So is Spinel the only one? Her antics don't seem like something the other diamonds would be up for.
If i see that spinel one more time..
>Let’s go to the garden
>You'll find something waiting
>Right there where you left it
>Lying upside down
>When you finally find it
>You'll see how it's faded
>The underside is lighter
>When you turn it around
>Everything stays
>Right where you left it
>Everything stays
>But it still changes
>Ever so slightly
>Daily and nightly
>In little ways
>When everything stays...
>That annoyed look Pink gave to Spinel when she jumped on her
brah
Pink did everything wrong
The more we learn of pink, the bigger cunt she seems.
Pink is evil.
>Rose ruins yet another Gem's life
"Hey dude, you're annoying as SHIT so..."
Nah, it would just look like you combined with your dad
>Pink is gonna murder Spinel
Fuck her
Spinel, you are annoying. She left you because you are psychically exhausting.
Oh Pink you didn’t. You just fucking abandoned her.
>Rose confirmed for a terrible person again
>PD left her living Gameboy alone for genocide and dick
Pink is shit
So the plot is basically Pink's dog getting mad and going genocide
>Pink left Spinel behind on purpose
>Just fucking stand here and get left behind
Oh yeah I forgot about selfish and assholish Pink was
I JUST WANNA SAY GOD BLESS YOU user FOR YOUR EFFORT TO POST SCREENSHOTS
ILU
Why was pink so awful holy fucking shit
>Its another Pink Diamond screws shit up because of being irresponsible.
Ugh, woman...
This man is about to be drenched in so much cum via porn artists. Rebecca you madwoman
they want to paint Pink as sympathetic, but then she does shit like this
so once again, Pink acted like a selfish bitch and doomed Earth because of it
EVERYTHING WAS PINKS FAULT
So she's Charmander.
Goddamnit Pink, why can't you just order her to be less obnoxious first, since Spinel clearly does have the capacity for a full emotional range.
Still waiting on that mega...
PINK YOU CUNT
Big agree
Literally everything bad that happens in this series is Pink's fault
>More proof of how much of a fucking shit Pink Diamond is
Like, holy fuck she was awful. The credits song wasn't kidding about her being bad.
So its Toy Story 2
PINK YOU FUCKING BITCH
fuck no, I wouldn't even fuse with my mom (unless it was an emergency or some shit) and I actually love my mom
God you have awful taste. How do you live with yourself?
Also I hate Pink so much. I will never stop hating Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz.
why didn't you protect her smile, Yea Forums?
SHE FUCKING ABANDONED HER
FUCK. NO.
NOT LIKE THAT.
Jesus christ why did they make Spinels so annoying.
Holy shit this is the most evil thing Pink Diamond ever did. Holy FUCK.
>pink diamond messed up again
Well Pink was a Diamond after all.
Pink Diamond said fuck you to both Pearl and Spinel to run off with the Universe cock.
Pink Diamond assholeness has reached a new level.
>2019
>I am forgotten
If it takes forever
I will wait for you
For a thousand summers
I will wait for you
>Literally just standing there for years
Fuck dude
Pink Diamond fucking turned Spinel into fucking Seymour the dog. Pink Diamond continues to be shown to be an absolute monster.
FUCKING ROSE
>Rose ordered her best friend to fucking stand still for an actual eternity
Fucking hell, she gets worse with literally every new thing we learn.
Yeah, instead of being cucked by Greg, she gets cucked by Pink Diamond.
You're Welcome.
Pink is such a bitch, I love her.
So far I really like Spinel's songs.
Pink Diamond was such an awful fucking person
Once again this whole situation is all Pink Diamond's fault.
got ya back mega.nz
that's fucking it? PD abandoned her? they made a film out of this?
Movie is almost over. page 3.
get used to this thread folks or brave the mods
WOW this is actually awful, Pink is literally the worst character in the show
>left her to rot for 6000 years
lol rose was the absolute worst
ROSE YOU BITCH
Pearl is also a cunt for being aware of this and once again not saying anything, like with Lapis
They're meant to entertain nobility
>Another Pink Diamond is an asshole episode.
How many times must we have this shown to us?
NOOOOOO
Raw sexual energy
And crazy Spinel is back
>Pink Diamond proves again why she's literally the worst character in Steven Universe
Damnit Rose. Just...damn it rose
Steven needs to find a way to bring Rose/Pink diamond back so she can finally have to deal with the consequences of her actions
>I'm going to fucking murder you now Steven.
Once again Steven's mom is a complete bitch
>I cant believe she did that
>Well actually I can
kek steven
Those marks are her eyeliner. That’s hilarious.
when you can't decide on an art-style
THE GREG STEVEN FUSION IS THE MAN WHO SAVED JOSUKE AS A CHILD
>I can totally believe she did that
atleast Steven knows his mum was a cunt
>When she loved me
PIIINNNNK
>I cant believe she did that to you
>Actually, I can totally believe it
KEK
>I can't believe mom did that to you.
>Actually I can totally believe it.
Hah.
>actually I can totally believe she did that.
>Spinel is obnoxious as fuck
>Pink who is also obnoxious as fuck couldn't handle this much oboxiousness
>begged sisters to give her a planet so she could NOPE the fuck out
Pink is savage.
Well this is kind of fucked up to do to someone too. Pink Diamond fucked everything up again.
By saying shes sorry.
I cant believe Rebecca solved the problem for Araki
perfect line
>This is Pink's Fault
Literally why not take her with you?
>Even Steven can believe his mom would do that shit
>Nobody even mentioned her for six thousand fucking years
>She waited the entire god damn time
>I can't believe she did that...
>Well okay I can totally believe it
Heh
She's fucking broken inside... this poor.. poor gem...
Rate the episode so far!
>steven finally knows her Mom was a terrible person.
Talk about a 180 from the beginning lol.
I kind of hope when she starts sucking less, it'll be a hybrid between her default form and Renegade mode
>corrupted Jasper just in the audience
>Steven aware that his mom was a cunt
nice
Literally could've just bubbled the bitch.
>that deep voice out of nowhere
Pink really was just like her sisters, goddamn.
>30 SECOND SONG COOLDOWN
Is Connie going to fuck this up?
Friendship ended with Bismuth, Spinel is my new favorite character.
Smash that Steven
Rebecca didn't deserve to make this movie, she didn't deserve the budget, she didn't deserve to have these singers, and she didn't deserve to have her anime-esque movie shilled on Toonami.
They're going to reject her aren't they.
She wasn't aware that Spinel was basically left behind for a thousand years, she thought she just wasn't there.
Calling it
Connie is going to ruin it after Spinel falls in love with Steven
THE SHIPPING HAS COMMENCED!
>Pink will never get her comeuppance and her ass beat
IT'S NOT FAIR, GOD DAMN THIS BITCH IS AWFUL
Fuck ANONS I'm actually crying! FUCK YOU PINK
>he's gonna uta-no-jutsu her to be good again
Good. Spinel deserves it. Fuck Pink.
>everyone: THIS IS ONE VILLAIN STEVEN CAN'T SING TO REFORM
>steven: sings to reform her
kek
well to be fair she was spoiled for a while
Oh shit Spinel's gonna get cucked by connie
We're the gems we react to everything with violence.
bitch deserved it for being so retarded.
Oh shit, Spinel's going to get jealous when Connie shows up
what the FUCK was wrong with Pink Diamond?
>"diamonds shattered her but she came back wrong"
>lol nope she just stood still in one place and snapped
I still ship them.
>Connie
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Dat Akira reference
Pink is literally the big bad of this series huh?
KILL CONNIE
KILL CONNIE
KILL CONNIE
>Spinel falls in love with Steven
>who is in love with Connie
Spinel x Steven the new OTP?
Oh fuck, Connie
I imagine it went like
>Pink Diamond gets a Pearl
>treats her Pearl like a Spinel
>gets her Pearl taken away
>gets a new Pearl
>gets a Spinel
>but always feels guilty about her Pearl whenever she sees her Spinel
Wow right on the money.
Good. This is one of the few times I 100% approve of talk no jutsu in this series.
Post character steven cant redeem
has it really been 2 days in their time?
>Even talks the big bad down in this
AHAHAHAHA
More like on big retard.
whew, and here I thought there would be some kind of problem
>inb4 Spinel sacrifice herself
No, please don’t do this to me, Surcrose
>they want to paint Pink as sympathetic,
Rebecca has said she is a horrible person
He knows that like a long time ago dude
Still 1/2 hour left for Spinelle to re-heel turn
OTP
Get cucked, Connie!!!
entitled spoiled bitch
Just cartoon the shit out of the ground.
Steven, choose your words better.
She's gone
I mean the poison is still in the planet but what ever
Does steg have two cocks or a fused mega cock
TALK NO JUTSU INVOLVED INTO SING NO JUTSU
Kino
STOP IT YOU CUNTS
>you cant fix everything by singing some stupid song
The trailer lied, what the fuck
>Greg doesn't wash after murder cocking gems
I fucking CHALLENGE any Pink Diamondfags that I KNOW are hiding in this thread to defend that cunt.
YA DUN FUCKED UP STEVEN
Steven you idiot. Watch your wording you dumbass.
DUMBASS WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT
Pink done you wrong, Spinel.
>best design
>best complexity
>actually a horrible person
>steven can't sing and cry to redeem her because she killed herself to make him
not even a minute was needed
I dont think the point ever was to paint Pink/Rose as sympathetic and its weird that fans still think this. It should be more than clear at this point that Pink/Rose was the "villain" of the series because it represented Pink/Rose being in a state of mind where they didn't accept themselves. You know, prior to realizing shes trans or whatever.
THE PTSD IS REAL
Oh shit Steven failed his diplomacy roll.
TALK NO JUTSU FAILED
WHAT NOW FUCKER
>Steven goes full retard
Im so fucking glad it was not resolved with a song.
so far
Aaaaaaand here it goes. More Pink Diamond avoiding responsibility for her actions
Steven, you dumbass
SPEECH 0
only will take a minute tho
Poor people skills from being sheltered royalty.
Where did she get the injector anyway?
That lasted like 12 seconds.
you can like a character that is also a bad person you autist
SU fans are drooling morons
STEEVEEEEEEEEEEEN NO STOP STOP STOP
THE BITCH IS BACK
this is kinda hot
I wonder what's going to happen from here
I can't even find fault with Spinel not trusting Steven. Her life is fucking shitty.
WeLcOmE tO mY tWiStEd WoRlD
Oh hell
>DO IT FAGGOT!
>FIGHT ME FAGGOT!
>The worth truth is what gets her back
THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE
triggerword'd
>villain realistically cannot be redeemed magically by a 2 minute song
>all it really took was wrong wording to send her back over the edge
There are just some people Steven can’t redeem I guess
It’s surprisingly mature, especially for Steven universe
Should’ve been done so much earlier but still
>Pink needs to stop playing pretend in her Steven fleshsuit and take responsibility
FTFY
alright now it's break time
Oh fuck an actually good song.
>Single word brought her back
That bothers me a bit
>spinel kinkshaming steven
TRAILER SONG TIME!
OH NO
WE KNEW EVERYONE COULD BE REDEEMED
BUT WE NEVER EXPECTED SOMEONE COULD BE [UNREDEEMED]
Oh hey it's that song I heard 1000 times today.
SPINEL DID NOTHING WRONG
Just so you know, chance isn't actually in the film. He just helped with true kinda love.
How the fuck did Steven drop the ball so fucking bad, shit.
its the truuUUuth
>ITS THE TRRRRRRRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God dammit steven of all the times you had to fuck up a persuasion roll it had to be with a character that actually mattered
Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz is barely a character
IT’S TIME LADS
IT’S THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>It's the Jewwwwww
What did she mean by this
>You'll never fix Spinny's loneliness.
>Spinny will never give you a heart felt hug, wrapped in her long rubber arms.
Well that was painfully contrived.
ITS THE TRUE
Yep
What is even the point of this movie? What does having any of this happen accomplish?
oh right.
forgot about this song.
>GARNET HAD A SQUARE POMPADOUR
WHERES THAT DESIGN REBECCA.
Definitely. Seeing pink/Rose's track record I wouldn't trust them either.
>IT'S THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE
NO
self hatred
why don't useless mods sticky
I just want to hug Spinel and let her know everything will be OK.
Still no mega? im disappointed
>Face the Truth
NOW I FACE OUT
I HOLD OUT
IT'S THE TRUUUUUUUUE KIND OF LOVE
>Final Piece
time for the final song, the One Piece if you would
>Garnet sings to beat up another villain
Wow that was a pretty anticlimactic way to just fucking kill everybody.
>Starts song bullshit
>FUCK YOU FAGGOTS YOU DIDN'T WIN
>Immediately injects the entire load
Dayum Spinel
>It all went in
I STILL HAVE TALK NO JUTSU
And then the Earth was destroyed.
The End.
I don't have time to watch it. Just going to have to wait for the mega to be linked.
THEY'RE FIGHTSINGING
Yeah, and keeps being a dick and just leaving her. At least hold her hand so you can keep an eye on her. He literally has one job.
>you can't fight her
>but i can still talk to her
THE MOVIE'S NOT EVEN OVER YET!
I wonder how they're gonna BS the poison out of the earth
God this song I love it so much. Its moments like this that remind me why I love Steven Universe so much
THE POISON NUT
>TALK NO JUTSU
fuckign rip the earth
ITS CLUSTER TIME BABY
Agreed
here comes Steven's Talk no Jutsu
So exactly where did Spinel get that injector?
OH SHIT GREG
SPINEL WON
BILLIONS ARE DEAD
SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU PINK CUNT
Fuck. She's so damaged.
WELP, GREG'S DEAD
Jesus CHrist, Greg's arm!
It's time for Steven to power his most powerful talk no jutsu of his life.
Steven is still gonna use talk no jutsu
GREG NO.
>grem arm hit
RIP
>People expect Rebecca to have villain redeemed by talk-no-jutsu
>villain is very likeable and has a reason to be mad
>spinel will not be redeemed by talk-no-jutsu to subvert everything
Rebecca you fucking hack!
Cry no Jutsu? Steven has those healing powers thing.
So no Nikki huh
>Onion is exactly the same
>Greg hurt
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh shit Greg's arm
GREG’S ARM
Steven will bubble the earth
GREG GOT HIT
>the movie is gonna end with steven having to shatter her not because she's evil but because she's so depressed she can't get our of her own self pity and frustrations and paranoia
GREG NO
>his entire arm
damn, that fucking sucks
Greg is such a fucking champ one arming that shit.
Computer crashed because why not but of course they made her sympathetic and went the extra mile with the cute little girl shit.
>Greg just lost a fucking arm
>Beach city might have to move into new homeworld
Well fuck
Homeworld Army Surplus
Shit the diamonds left around the garden along with the scythe
>big lady Gems helping everyone
yay
The third impact Gem edition
>new Alexandrite design
Neat
Any streams with playback? I started it late :
F FOR GREG'S ARM
MURDERCOCK GOT HIT. NOBODY PANIC!
Pink's garden most likely.
>Punished Greg
>greg's arm is lepresy
NO
And they call Rad a shameless Piccolo ripoff
Spinel better not die or get poofed or get put into exile at the end of this movie or I will be mad.
Welcome to crystal ninja warrior
Walmart
Why did Rose leave so many gems to die? What's her deal.
>Greg Banner
yfw steven has to pink greg
Good lord shut the fuck up.
Fucking evangelion ass shit
This character can't go away after this. She just can't.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
guys what kind of love is it?
BLOOD
WHAT THE FUCK
PUNCH IN THE FACE.
>blood
WTF??????????
CNBROS????
And a killer left hook.
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
I can’t wait for the son of murdercock to redeem this one lads
Shattering her won't make the injector stop
>Rose indirectly causes Greg to lose his arm
THAT CUNT
fuck, made me laugh hard
We're getting kino soon, I can feel it
Someone edit komm susser tod over this.
>NOSE BLEED
Oh fuck.
>KILL
Oh FUCK
Steven bleeding?!
Sick
How did she even get this thing?
Doesn't matter, injector grabber. Its her god given right.
>people freaking out about blood
reminds me of that one screencap with regular show
>gets hit
>"huh?"
Thank you, Sugar for bringing blood back to this channel
I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE
>bloody nose
jesus christ
>Actually make Spinel likeable and pitiable
>She's going to die because of Rose's bullshittery
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SHE WAS THE BEST CHARACTER
>Spinel is fucking insane.
I love it.
THIS IS DDARK AS SHIT NOW
SHE JUST BROKE HIS FUCKING NOSE
SHE WANTS TO KILL HIM
THERE WAS FUCKING BLOOD
BASED REBECCA
That CRACK!
JESUS
Steven's had a hard life. I'm not gonna lie.
SHE SAID KILL
It seems kind of weird that the reset-scythe could affect a diamond.
God, I love Spinel's New York accent.
Oh, fuck off Steven...
REST IN PISS
EL STEVEN BLANCO
That was a cuss, people should have gotten used to blood with Gravity Falls but SU fangirls want anything to scream how amazing it is.
>how did you become savior of the universe?
Shonen bullshit mostly.
BLOOD DOWN HIS MOOOUUUTH
>Spinel, this isn't a game
Does he seriously still not get how he's not really considering her feelings?
>Blood
oh shit
>Doesn't use cat fingers.
Oh well...
>Shield ranked X
THE GLOVES ARE NOW OFF!
Holy shit. Steve's been practicing
WE SAKUGA NOW
I hope she shatters herself to end the pain
I think it’s more because of all shows SU wouldn’t have blood.
LET'S BEYBLADE
CHANGE IS NOT A POWER
HEART IS NOT A POWER
EAT A DICK STEVEN
>he has Steven Rose shield
noice
Oh hey an actual final fight
>get how he's not really considering her feelings?
Fuck off tumblr
TALK NO JUTSU PART FUCKING TWO
Steven, forget your morals: you need to call her the N-Word! It’s the only way Steven!
>last 10 min become a full on anime
>anime with 1920s rubberhose
Is this movie kino?
>YOU'RE NOT JUST DEALING WITH AN ORDINARY CRYSTAL GEM ANYMORE SPINEL
All the money right here.
Im glad Zach can reach the full power of his voice
She only cares about herself
Steven's shield handling would make Captain America proud.
I'm not gonna lie I used to hate Steven but this movie made me like him.
Let’s go TALK NO FUCKING JUTSU
>Force field boxing gloves
Damn that's kinda cool
KING KONG GUN!
This is good.
GUM GUM BAZOOKA
>GEAR FOURTH, KING. KONG. GUUUUN!!!
SHE SAID IT
GUM GUM!
im getting KLK flashbacks
>Steven back to having no neck
This is just proof about how OP stretching characters are.
GOMU GOMU NO
GIGANTO
RAIIIIFOOORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The choppy animation is back. It's the Trigger guy again.
At some point Rebecca decided that the person who wanted the earth NOT get turned into a lifeless husk and wanted liberation for her people was actually a terrible person doing it all on a whim. So now she can do nothing right retroactively.
Best part of the movie right fucking here fuckers
Was this Hori???
>8 YEAR OLD STEVEN
FUCK YOU SUCROSE YOU FUCKING HACK
LUFFY IS THAT YOU
Why use this Joker for all the n word memes, he literally fantasizes about kissing the nigger
Yes it is user. And don't let anyone try to convince you otherwise.
>I just want to be a friend
Jesus christ someone just HUG HER
SHE BE TELLING THE TRUTH
>Is this movie kino?
No, ever since the trailer we knew it'd go "full anime"
>You liked me didn't know
>I'm supposed to be a friend. I just wanna be a friend
steven universe's movie villain is my drunk ex
Why do theverything the citizens of Beach City like the gems? They constantly bring problems.
>You can't just make everything better by singing some stupid song.
No love deep web
Holy shit Earth is fucked
>There's no such thing as happily ever after.
God damn, Steven.
REDEEEMED
I can't believe the earth is fucking dead
>There's no such thing as happily ever after
Damn
This is actually really sad
reminds me of telltale joker
Stop using the happily ever after term jesus christ.
F
PUNISHED STEVEN
Pink just left her behind for no reason huh. Is Steven the only one that sees issue with it.
>Punished Steven
Best part of the movie
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST VILLAIN
Well that's it folks. Steven Universe is dead
The Earth is still fucked right?
Steven x Connie x Spinel love triangle incoming.
>I just want to be your friend
My heart hurts Yea Forums
STAHP IT
STAHP IT
The tech works on all of them.
Indeed
P U N I S H E D
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I
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H
E
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>Already forgot Spinny.
Damn it Steven, focus!
Because the former corrupted Gems choosen the humans and who doesn't like to be choosened
This is stupid
MURDERCOCK IS BACK IN ACTION!
>here comes connie to ruin it
Stop. She fucking isn't.
>Is everyone from beach city okay?
Yeah, fuck the rest of the planet
I'M ABOUT TO KISS THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLANET.
NO IM NOT GONNA GET EMOTIONAL BY THIS SHOW AGAIN
thank God
I cannot wait for the tucking porn of Spinel. My dick has been diamonds this entire movie.
It just got too real right now.
>Season 6 is just steven kissing the planet
>Steven has to fuck the planet
>He's actually going to kiss the world better
Oh my fuck.
Steven can fix oil spills by kissing the ocean
How is this not stickied?
Ugh connie get the fuck out of here you jackass
Cringe. Get fucked.
You gotta fuck the Earth Steven.
He’s gotta fuck the earth back to life
>Steven is just gonna kiss the ground
TIME TO MAKE OUT WITH MOTHER EARTH
So if Steven eats Connie out, does her virginity get restored.
I think so
>Steven makes out with the entire planet
>I wish I could start with scratch with somebody
>Diamonds show up wanting someone to obsess over
GEE I WONDER
>Steven murdercocks the world
Spinel: AUGH FUCK THE POLICE!
>That's cuz you live here
HE TALKED HER DOWN
WOW
WOW
Good you fucking have zero reason to.
grow up everyone
its just a kids show
Connie is objectively the most irrelevant part of this movie.
At this point is there anyone that doesn't have a grudge against Pink?
The Milf Yanderes are here to stay.
>Diamond-ex-machina
We've come to earth to live with yooooooooooooooouuuuuu
DIAMONDS MOVING IN
SPINELL JOINS THE HAREM
DIAMOND HAREM COMES TO EARTH
>diamonds just come in to fix everything
a little dumb but okay
BUT THE POISON STILL WENT INTO THE EARTH
IT'S STILL THERE
IT'S ALL STILL THERE
>THE AUNTS ARE MOVING IN
>White piling on and guilt tripping him
Oh boy
White Diamond is hilarious
>Absolutely nothing changed and the movie was pointless
aaaand i fuckin missed it because i thought it was later
White has the power of passive aggression.
>he talked the galactic dictator down so hard she moved in with him on earth and abandoned her empire
the movie found a way to make it worse
>I'm sorry who
Holy shit I love these Diamonds. God damn White can't stop be condescending for a second.
because its not a MAHVEL movie or a dead guy.
>Earth is essentially a huge rock
>Steven has the ability to bring things to life
>????
>EARTH BECOMES A GIANT WOMAN
>do you remember spinel?
>who?
Whites acting just like a grandma who doesn’t see her kids enough.
>Spinel literally PInk 2.0
Well this is sure to be a healthy relationship
>that's because you live here
Maryland btfo
If he sucks dick will they grow their foreskin back?
Oh hey its white diamond aka huge disappointment
>And that goofy ass stand
>Using actual aunt guilt trips
>Diamonds need someone to dote on and practice affection for
Son of a bitch, chekhov's gun
>Yellow laughing
>I like this gem
Yellow with the good taste
how convenient
She really IS perfect.
I just want to suck on white's toes
That's the issue here?
Alright the Diamonds are pretty funny now
>Diamonds still a little bitchy about Earth
Nice
Steven is like a level 9999 Bard at this point.
>Since the Earth is so disgusting we'll just take Spinel with us and you can stay here
Well lol
>You will never be the diamonds play thing
bros...
White is a bitch, who knew.
Sp-Spinel just becomes the new Pink? That’s oddly fucked up.
so what about the fucking earth? what's happening to people across the planet? how are they going to fix this shit? there's only 8 minutes left
Classic Steven Universe, get excited for whatevers next because it might just not be this again.
Oh this can only end so well.
>diamonds ex machina
>white diamond is literally passive aggressive grandma who just wants you to visit more
>people will defend this
She gets reflowered.
youtu.be
my reaction to this movie
>All The Gems have Boomer Humor.
>quiet squeaks as she bounces
I mean she craves attention and she wont want for that with the Diamonds now
Earth is kind of lame to be fair
>Diamonds acting like parents whose kids never call
I'm not really believing this quick easy ending. The better solution is for Spinny to just stay with the Gems.
This kinda made me smile
OKAY FUCK I ADMIT IT
I LOVE THIS SHIT
THE DIAMONDS ARE FUN
SPINEL IS FUN
THE GEMS ARE FUN
STEVEN IS FUN
STEVEN UNIVERSE IS FUN
IT'S A GOOD SHOW, I ADMIT IT
who..............................................cares?
Turning the diamonds into doting aunts who never got a chance to have their own kids is just flat out weird, and taking in a little world destroying temper tantrum throwing 1940s cartoon character..
this is weird. what was that one russian gun thing?
>Spinel doesn't kill Greg
C'mon now Rebecca Sucrose
>singing while the earth is getting fucked
So were not gonna address the Earth?
>spinel isn't going to live on Earth.
I'm sad.
>best character leaves
Well this is how you ruin the movie and season 6
This won’t end well at all.
How the fuck is it that these fucking Diamonds are better than fucking pink. Pink confirmed worst Diamond, I'm kinda glad she's gone.
Quick, get Steven to Yea Forums stat!
mmm yes
>you will never be White's sex slave
I hate real life so fucking much
I like this song
They're literally his aunts and grandma.
>Pink wants to defend the Earth
>Ends up being the reason why its destroyed
PINK
IS
THE
WORST
VILLAIN
It really is. "Come let us adore you and use you as a pseudo pink because you're fucked up mentally and need someone to obsess over you to an unhealthy degree" is not good.
STOP SINGING EVERYONE'S DYING
>Spinel is lil Pink
>Mecha doing a heart hand symbol
That was oddly heartwarming
This. I'm fucking mad. I wanted her to be a regular character.
Yeah it is a little unsatisfactory.
Season 6
he fucking talk no jutsu'd her
I'll admit it's kind of a cop-out, but I'm glad Spinel's getting a happy end.
if there's a gun on the wall, it's going to be fired later in the show
How long until the diamonds get bored of her and fuck this up?
>People act like Homeworld isn't a warp away
Even though I doubt we'll see her in S6
It's not like we aren't ever gonna see her again.
The quality between the writing from the show and movie is fucking jarring
But isn’t the world still literally poisoned?
So she one of a kind?
>all of Steven's friends and family had a bearing on the outcome
>all except Connie
Fucking lol
>the injectors payload was fully released
>did relatively nothing
ok.. this is the biggest fucking plothole
Steven can kiss and stuff but whatever who cares it doesnt fucking matter. This was a shit ass TV movie fangirls will prop up because
>muh musical
>characters had shading
>blood
>japanese animators
>same bullshit sympathy emotional scenes that make them weep as seen in these threads
The story was fucking awful and so was the execution.
>Left to do something
>Spinel is still always alive
>Diamonds come to save the day
>Steven doesn’t fucking change
It really is Steven Universe, bravo, Sugar
>Diamons just fucking leave
Y-your not gonna ask them to fucking help fix the earth?
So actualy consequences
CONNIE LOOKING THICC
>Diamonds didn't even help fix the city before leaving
Based
You mean Delaware. And dont you ever try to talk shit about Maryland again.
Alright Yea Forums,
No time to over analyze decisions to get triggered by other people's reactions. What did you think of the movie?
what quality
Pink was only emotion, not being not a piece of shit.
Zach is REALLY trying for thos high notes.
BARN'D
>not even showing Jasper in the background for a goddamn second
>not even mentioning that she's off doing her own thing or some shit
it hurts so bad
All the ptsd is all fixed up. Just like that.
God I hope she comes back
WHAT ABOUT THE GODDAMN POISON
WAIT DIAMONDS COME BACK
THE WORLD IS STILL FUCKED
>Spinel got a happy ending
I know I kind of wanted an ending with a gem shattered but I grew to really like her. Glad she made it
Anyone see that lesbian couple/
it turns out you can redeem someone with some songs...
this is the biggest bullshit ending ever.
No
FOUR GENOCIDAL SHOTACON MANIACS FLY OFF INTO SPACE FOREVER
>they think cameo's will do her justice
so naive
Someone will figure out how to burn it in cars.
Wouldn't it take Steven literal centuries to fix the Earth by kissing it?
which is better?
the diamonds didnt get bored of making the same colonies and running their real-life management sim for eons
>Gems and townies regularly sharing screentime
About time
In the end did Amethyest really contribute to the plot that much?
Is this end bit really necessary?
>no montage of steven kissing dirt
lame
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I honestly cant tell the difference, this is just dreadful as the finale.
I’m loving these mummers outfits in the closing
>She killed millions and got away with everything.
FUCKING TERRIBLE
it was a cop-out and most of the movie is repeating what's already happened
but we got Greg and Steven fusion and Spinel
Let us sing while the earth is literally dying from injected poison
>Takarazuka style after show ending on steps with a bunch of lights
I'll accept it
This is going to be spammed on CN isn't it? They gave this way too much shit for a month or two.
>clapping
kinda pretentious
THE CYCLE OF ABUSE NEVER EEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS
THAT'S IT?????
Well that was fun!
Uh, there's still a shitload of poison in the Earth
ok
but what about the earth
Hold on, where the fuck is Jasper?
So how the fuck did they get rid of the poison
Guess I don't hate Steven Universe anymore. Are we getting more?
Helped Steven come up with a plan to bring pearl back which lead to knowing about spinel
Greatest asspull.
>no one dies
>100% happy ending
>no real problems, all resolved
Fuck this show and all its retarded fans
Can Connie just leave and Spinel stay?
Also THERE WAS NO FUCKING JASPER IN THIS MOVIE!
So did Pink diamond
Why is Connie here? She didn't do shit today.
The movie had a ton of good to it, and the stakes could have been high - but they didn't do anything with it. It's not a bad movie, but, it's just meaningless in the grand-scheme. It's not a great movie, but I enjoyed it. But, maybe that's the point - things aren't ever going to be perfect, but you have to enjoy the good things as they come along.
>No Jasper
What the FUG
8/10
some cute stuff for each gem but I wish they spent more time with Spinel and explored her trauma and insecurities and gave her a better ending
Well that was cool!
>Consequences
>Steven Universe
Don't worry it got better
TIME FOR 34 MINUTES OF COMMERCIALS!!!
WHO HYPED!!!!!?!?!?!?
She fucked off on a spiritual journey
8/10
>No Jasper
FUCK OFF
bad
So how long until the Diamonds get bored of Spinel?
Long episode of Steven Universe / 10
0/10 FUCK THIS MOVIE
>jasper cucks entirely BLOWN the FUCKout
They didn't.
50% of the earth's ocean is now Steven spit
10/10.
it was fucking GOOD.
Sadly, that bumps the whole thing up to a 6/10.
so they save beach city, but what about the fucking planet?
could probably kiss a raincloud and convert the rain to heal
jaspers fucking dead
hey lets show that cancerous stevonnie ad immediately again! its not like it isnt the first fucking thing you see every god damn morning on the channel as the introduction message!
THAT FUCKING ACCOUNT SAID INTERSEX AND NONBINARY
Oh my god i actually loved that movie
>Pink gets to die before she pays for literally any of her many crimes
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
Solid 8/10
Where’s the AFTER CREDITS SCENE YOU ASSHOLES
It's because this had time to breathe and no different writers coming in to fuck it up in the next episode. This is what the show was supposed to be.
>tfw feel good
Steven has to travel the world, sucking it out bit by bit
>the 21 people of beach city are left alive while every other country is fucked
BUT LETS IGNORE THAT AND SING A SONGGGG LOLOLOLO
Wrastling the last of the corrupted gems out in the desert
>we gotta fix the earth
>nah its OK offscreen
>Spinel fucks off just like that
>Jasper LOL who?
without spinel its easily a 5/10
Well it had its ups and downs. Spinel's villain song was great, reset Spinel was the goddamn cutest, and we got to hear Deedee singing quite a bit. Oh and Bismith! I loved her parts. And her singing voice.
>people already forgetting Steven can kiss the ground to heal it
The ending dropped it from a 8/10 to a 3/10
Spinel wasn't batshit enough, she was too sympathetic
>no jasper
KINO
>no jasper
i despise you rebecca
Guys. The credit song.
It’s Rose singing about Spinel
>Spinel must return to her home planet
They fucking POOCHIE'D her. Unbe-goddamn-lievable
She's an iron monk on some moon on Jupiter
I enjoyed that honestly, I enjoyed it a lot. Call me a sheep but it's exactly what I was expecting
>Stvonnie ad
Fuck off
I mean, the earth is pumped full of a planet-killing amount of poison. Kissing the surface ain't gonna do shit.
>no three infatuated giant women to sing about how much they want to adore you
9/10 before the last 10 minutes
4/10 because of the last 10 minutes
>injector released all of its planet killng juice
>barely harmed one town
>diamonds are no longer a threatening presence
>the antagnoist became a pet
i forget the term of "farting before leaving a room", but that ending was that.
top kek
>character's debut literally revived interest for SU in Season 1
>she doesn't even have a cameo
Sugar, you goddamn bitch!
4/10
I don't think the diamonds will enjoy goofy bullshit forever, remember what they did to Pink when she did goofy bullshit too long.
movie was fucking garbage
But every frame spinel appeared on screen it was an instant 10/10
This is the singular best part. Connie is fucking shit and it meant so much shit was avoided having her at space camp.
>godaddy ad
of course
HOT TAKE: THE ONLY GOOD SCENE WAS SPINEL'S INTRODUCTION
AND ANYTHING WITH SPINEL
Spinel was the ONLY good part of it, but fortunately it was a great and cute part
>rest of movie
2/10
>spinel on screen
9.5/10
>spinel doesn't stay with Steven
7/10
So the series isn't over? There's going to be another season?
>not even showing Jasper in the background for a goddamn second
She was in one of the shots very early in the movie. Just one, though.
if steven pees behind a tree does a lil flower pop up
WHENS SEASON 6
>Even though I doubt we'll see her in S6
Pretty sure they said Season 6 is what happened during the time skip. The main theme of the movie was even "Here we are in the Future", no matter what happened, she wouldn't show up in the show.
That's the moral of the story. Even if the posion in the earth is manmade, nobody's going to do shit about it. That's for our great granchildren to figure out!
G'night errybody!
9/10 unironically
8/10
Great Animation
Some of the songs were pretty good too but some were awkwardly worded.
Fuck I love Spinel why the fuck couldn't she stay
>They fucking POOCHIE'D her. Unbe-goddamn-lievable
Hopefully she and the diamonds died on the way back so we have at least a somewhat threatening villain for the last season.
the movie was the series ending
so where's the mega?
I wanted to see Spinel in her cute form again with the diamonds fuck this ending
also no Jasper fuck this whole movie
>NONONONONO JUST YOU WAIT THIS WILL BE THE ONE VILLAIN STEVEN HAS TO BEAT WITHOUT TALK JEW JITSU
>he beats her with talking and singing not once, but twice, and the planet getting pozzed harder than this show's fanbase is suddenly fixed offscreen
Never listening to you fags again. Spinel was cute though, might draw lewds of her somewhere down the line.
HOPEFULLY NEVER
>Happily ever afters don't exist
>Still Gets his
>Earth is not fucked despite entire pay load and steven just seemingly kissing beach city only
Movie could have been a good segue into Season 6 but no apparently
Spinell/10
Gamefly is still a thing?
>YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER WILL NOT RETURN
I fucking knew it
O-Oh
>all the jasperfags seething itt
At least 20 minutes.
>Steven sticks with lame Connie and doesn't hook up with 10/10 Spinel with cartoon physics
Fool! Did he not imagine that wacky sex they could have had!?
8.5/10 for me
1500 years, maybe.
Can they stop spamming this woman's "when I was a child I knew I was going to be badass" commercial? I see it on every single channel literally 6 times at least per slot. They show it at least twice in every fucking break.
Holy shit.
Well, that was the best kind of faggotry.
Greg and Steven's song is the only song I've ever liked in this show, so that's a straight 9/10 for me. The rest of the movie is at an 8/7 just because it gave me something to do today.
9/10 from start to near the end
down to 4/10 because of the end.
>AND NOW HERES SOME SPOOFS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVE
>Everyone got something this movie
>Except Jasperfags
BTFO
4/10, not even worth a rewatch
8.5/10
Jasper fags where made to suffer
>only good thing about the movie gets redeemed and is sent away because you cant change the status quo
so when is the soundtrack coming out again?
the movie is 90 minutes, so like 6 episodes. that's technically a season, right?
>tfw they ditch her in space too
They're bored. Blue doesn't have Pink to be sad over anymore, Yellow doesn't conquer anything, and White doesn't do whatever the fuck she was doing. And they did have a kid, Pink, but now she's left the nest, so to speak. It's like when couples get a dog when their kids move out. Yeah it shits on the floor sometimes, but at least you have something to do.
Pretty good until the ending/10
Your take is shit
The entire movie
The ENTIRE MOVIE
Was justified for Steg alone
Spinel was also great but holy shit Steg
C O N F I R M E D
i'm willing to watch it again but only with spinel scenes
>The only thing Pink ever did right was fucking kill herself
I wouldn't say it was the only good scene, but the animation definitely made it the best by a mile.
Steven didn't beat her by singing. The Diamonds beat her by singing.
>Airing the shorts
Neat!
After watching that whole movie it's really weird seeing Steven as a kid again. I'm just way too used to 16 year old Steven.
8 or 9/10. It was good. Bit of a copout ending as Spinel should have stayed rather than going with the Diamonds.
Spinel was 10/10 regardless of form. She was fantastic and I am only sad she won't be sticking around
There are more people bitching about jasperfags than actual jasperfags itt
>Talk No Jutsu'd again
Hah, my exact thought. Gay as all hell, but I loved it.
Regardless of talk no jutsu and diamonds ex machina and all that, we have to agree that Spinel was the best part of this movie and we love her
Okay, best song of the movie?
I'd say "Your Other Friends", but that's mainly cause they overplayed True Kind of Love in all the advertisement.
7/10
SPINEL A CUTE/10
>season 6 is Steven accidentally getting Connie pregananant
>literally has to fuck the earth to save it
Could be good
SHORTS YO
pretty good/10
But they learned not to do that. Now they're just gonna tolerate being annoyed forever.
So...what about the planet? Beach City recovered, but what about the rest of the world?
5/10, easily dipped to 3/10 at parts and I never want to see it again
thats a steven bomb
>What about the poison?
SEASON 6, RETARDS
That was a different Jasper, wasn't it? The one with the bangs over her eyes?
Season 6 is supposedly the last season
I liked stevens fight song a lot
Spinel was the best part/10
November 14th, 2037
pearls song
Status Quo
ya. waiting on it
Its just setting up Steven Universe Shippuden
Really loved all of her songs. Not just musically, but thematically.
there is no season 6. the movie is the series ending
they just wanted to make songs about the origins of the gems
actually i think makes sense, she need a diamond and diamonds need a little pink shit.
best comment
"I'll always have work to do"
he said it himself.
Fuck me, I cna't go back to hearing Steven's high pitched kid voice
Steven's still doing his Vlog.
Spinel saved the movie/10
6/10 - 9/10 for a great portion, 3/10 towards the end
Give me pictures of reset Spinel damn it.
>16 and still hasn't eaten indian
Jeez
Are we even getting a season 6?
Wasn't there supposed to be a developer'ws commentary or a documentary or something now after the movie?
Ok anons, I expect At least 10 Steven x Spinel lewds before the day is out.
it's true. we suffer because it's what we deserve.
Missed it live. Mega when?
have you watched Utena? you won't be able to look back.
Jesus that fucking song reveal was depressing as shit.
RIP Rebeca's home, Jasperfags aren't going to take this anymore.
I wonder what else will come back from Pink diamond's past?
What did she piss off satan himself!?!??!?!?!
I hate how fangirls word their shit to make criticism loop around to some deep message from the show..
Spinel was the best part of the whole goddamn series. And they fucked it with a cop out
NIGGERS
White has shown that she can't help but be a passive aggressive bitch.
Season 6
No doubt. Awesome songs, fighting, and shenanigans from her all throughout
Spinel's intro song or the Final Fight song. Spinel stole the show
The waiting song with Spinel was pretty damn great.
Oh for sure. By far and wide the best character this whole damn show has ever produced
First 3/4ths - 8/10
Last 1/4th - Same Shit as Always/10
Retard
I'm still processing it but for now it's an 8/10
Lol, I can see it happen. If it did, I'd expect her to survive due to plot armor.
TL;DR: 8/10, good movie but wraps up too easily.
Solid look into how the characters have grown which helps people who may not be familiar with the characters or need reminding, introduces a new character successfully to where you'll probably cry for Spinel, still brings new things with the characters you knew like Greg fusion and Steven's maturity, and funny all around.
Loses points on how simply the issue was solved but they did properly hint towards it, and at that point you just want Spinel to be happy.
>YFW CORRUPTED CLUSTER IS A THING BECAUSE OF THE POSION
Soundtrack upload where
I want to give Spinel lots of headpats and tell her she's a good girl!
>the only one that didnt have gay rock sex is the one that caused all the problems
really makes me think
Real question is who was better: Happy Spinel or Punished Spinel?
Pretty great.
I didn't expect the premise of the movie at all, which was actually fantastic. , I was legit worried about what would happen to spinel throughout the movie.
My only complaint is the ending, which is sort of anticlimatic and I don't feel like steven actually learned his lesson at all: The point of the movie is that you can't stay the same and things have to change, he can't just chill out on earthj,, yet he solved the problem more or less the same way and he's not actually really taking responsiblity for spinel or giving an indication he's not gonna now chill on earth and negflect all the other gems.
As much as I hate to say it because it would be depressing as fuck, him having to shatter her would be a way better thematic fit: it shows that he needs to change, and that in response to seeing how him wanting to dip out and stay on earth caused harm, and he needs to make sure that that won't happen again by continuining to help out, and really stress how some people can't dig themselves out of their depression.
Then again, I guess that'd also weaken the message since spinewl couldn't change then. I don't know, I feel like regardless there could have been a better thematic balance for the ending.
Overall though enjoyed it a lot more then I thought.
-------------------------------------------------------
>stevonnie outright is listed as intersex in the dove ad
wew
the government doesnt matter in this show despite alien invasions did you expect a worldwide event mattering
Did you fags want Spinell to die or get bubbled? She's ALIVE we can see her again.
>Diamonds see Spinel as a PD substitute just because she's pink
ok I guess
I just really love how the series has demolished Pink/Rose. She really was an awful person and they’ve done a good job showing how you can still love someone and admit they’re fucked up.
Jasperfags are definitely the big losers of the night, but the new generation of Spinelfags will save the fan base.
only affects biostuff, so non-gems
Assuming she's not Satan herself
>nobody even bothered to tell spinel why pink diamond left her
shitty people all the way. she's just going to annoy the shit out of the diamonds now
>pink caused 90% of the problems in the show
>including the hour and 30 min long movie
>only thing she did right was kill herself
Punished
Why even have the contest
So the earth gets fucked by poison and they sing a happy song?
What the fuck???
The laws of anime movies dictate that everything needs to return to status quo by the end of the movie and nobody ever talks about the events that transpired.
Hard to say. I want to say Punished Spinel. Happy Spinel was adorable too.
Yes.
WHERE ARE THE SPINEL ONLY VIDEOS I DONT WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN
After Spinel, Steven couldn't care less for curry shit
He's better off tapping rubberhose fleshlight
>these shorts
so sushi are japanese burritos?
Damn right. Adorable, dangerous villain, tragic backstory, fantastic voice acting and hilarious. Its such a fucking waste for her to leave.
I kinda wanted her to stay.
I think so. I thought it was her, but why would they go out of their way to obscure her like that.
Where can the series even go after this?
that was fun
Happy for constant hand holding
Punished for constant hugging
this, just cut every part of the movie where spinel isn't on screen and you'd have a classic
Happy Spinel gives me heart boner
Punished Spinel gives me boner
I don't think anyone's going to disagree with that.
Mega when?
>Everyone complaining about how quickly and cleanly the end wrapped stuff up
It's like you faggots have never seen an anime movie. Even if this is gonna be canon, the point is for it to be something that can work as a standalone and 99% of the time they don't affect the main story at all.
Honestly, I kinda wonder what this movie would be like to people that never watched the show. They spent a lot of time explaining backstory details as if they really wanted it to work as a standalone film.
They kissed the boo boo and made it better
So did Peridot do anything in this movie?
same but at least she's alive
>Spinel somehow gets a giant injector of fuck life despite being 6000 years away from homeworld
>Gems easily get their memories back through a few instance
>Spinel turns evil again because somehow Steven suddenly forgot how to not do misunderstandings again
>Injector releases its whole load and only really damages the town
>Spinel still gets redeemed even though it seemed like there'd be a character that couldn't for once
>Instantly fucks off for good even though Steven wanted to her help make friends with his friends
I can't believe I expected much from the movie. Even though it was pretty enjoyable to watch through it really was just another regular tv special. At least we got some of Spinel, based Greg/Steven fusion, and even more evidence that PD was a massive bitch and the worst character in the show. What a clusterfuck I'm glad I'm finally free from this series for good
She really was.
Every frame she had looked great.
spinel is the best gem at the moment
i'm sorry lapis
6/10. Wasn't terrible, wasn't amazing and there also wasn't any point in making this as far as the story is concerned. Spinell was pretty cool though. This all probably would have worked better as an arc during the main story, like if Spinell came to earth prior to Steven going to Homeworld and all of this happened, except Spinell won and then the Diamonds took her back to HW to be the new Pink Diamond. Then Steven had to go to HW to get the poison out of the Earth, settle the score with Spinell, and complete his character arc of realizing he's not Rose and doesn't have to solve her problems.
Steven trying to empathize with the moon.
if you want to put it so bluntly
it doesn't. it's like rick and morty season 4. it wasn't supposed to happen and if it's there, it's just there. ratings will never be as high as they once were
>thought it was at 8 PM EST
Fuck me
Mega when
The Diamonds behavior isn't healthy. Spinny isn't healthy either. Their new codependent relationship can only lead to heartbreak. She should have stayed on Earth and learned how to have real friends.
11 minute shorts of Steg/Greven showering or sunbathing
All I can imagine is humans and animals dying worldwide while IT'S THE TRUEEEEEE theme plays
From what I remember, season 6 takes place before the movie.
So you're getting 8 year old midget steven again.
But where did Spinal get the injector?
>Only job is to be your best friend and make you happy... whatever it takes.
I'M WORKING ON IT
Lapis is such a moron.
maybe we can finally get some fucking space adventures
Soundtrack when
So I have an issue with the ending in that the majority of the anti-bio poison was injected with no real penalty. Of course, they resolved it in a montage but the from what they made it sound like is that this could cause some potentially irreversible effects.
It did air super early compared to all the other specials
Is it wrong if I draw lewds of Steg? H-he's his own identity right?
YFW YOU REALIZE THE CLUSTER IS FUCKING DEAD NOW
She's PTSD
>It's like you faggots have never seen an anime movie
Any good anime movie doesnt end with Status quo at the end all the time, isnt a shit musical for 80% of it, and doesnt have the villain say "KTXHBAI" like that
Teen Titans Go style spinoff comedy with Steven and Gems as chibi models
No, do it please
SO Spinel was technically Jesse from Toy Story 2 right? ok.
>why pink diamond left her
Pink was a bitch that ditched her because she was given control of Earth and didn't want her old plaything around anymore. Rose had 6000 years to do something about Spinel, but never paid her a second thought.
>stevonnie outright is listed as intersex in the dove ad
Better than 'nonbinary' and it's also literally true, there's male and female parts.
>didn't even apologize before she did it
She did nothing right.
8.5/10. The overall plot was kind of lame, and the Gems being reset took up too much time, but the smaller moments managed to save it.
She spent all the box-tops she'd been collecting.
we eagerly await
how did he get to the barn so fast
My thoughts summed up perfectly
How? It doesn't affect gems
Steven and Amethyst have the best chemistry of the gems
>Even if this is gonna be canon, the point is for it to be something that can work as a standalone and 99% of the time they don't affect the main story at all.
No user, everyone is pissed because how despite Sugar saying 'this is the villain Steven cant redeem' still gets redeemed by someone else not to mention Spinel does a 180 in a matter of seconds and also the plot point of the poison still affecting the planet will be ignored
It really felt like an anime movie, something that may or may not have happened and comepletely pointless.
DO IT
DO IT YOU FUCKING COWARD
The planet wasn’t entirely destroyed because spinel got frustrated and spilled her sauce all over beach city
Fuck...... that was disappointing.... the villain gets redeemed again and the apocalypse gets undone offscreen. The dream is dead fellow SUtrannies. Starchads..... won.
Nothing wrong with it at all. Just be sure to draw him plowing the fuck outta Opal.
Both Spinel and the Diamonds seem immune to boredom as we understand it
So we're getting a Sixth Season, right?
But it only effects organic material.
God DAMN it, I thought Spinel was going to finally be a batshit straightforward asshole of a villian. I still love her but fuck I wish she was just brutal through the whole thing.
>yfw season 6 will be a hard drop off from the movie and we're never seeing spinel again
Yeah yknow what. This works
Yeah, after Yellow dominated a bunch of planets, surely some of them are pissed off. or introduce another group of Diamonds from another, competing galaxy
>you can't just sing a song and makes thing better
>sings a song and makes things better
Annoying as fuck and defaulting to the sad little cute girl sympathy backstory is infuriating. I am so tired of this shit. She talked annoying even for this show. Even other anons (but of course only a few because everyone eats up cute girl characters) were saying Pink probably dropped her because she was annoying, but no, of course not.
I mean, people made lewds of Rainbow Quartz 2.0.
But yeah, they're their own identities. It STILL gets weird if you think too hard about how Steven's in there, but just say "Steven's older in this" and they knew what they were doing when they gave Steg abs, thick thighs, long hair, and doing hip thrusts.
Damn this is Cute
Something with Jasper
T. Mad Star Fag
Sorry to hear about your show.
>Hey sweetie, sorry I left you that day at the park and never came back, but I had some important work to do, and I had to go and find myself for a while, and then I met this nice guy and we had a son...
Somehow I don't think that would have made a difference.