Bittersweet Candy Bowl - bcb

>that was Paulo. You know how he is.
>Who is that, the dog?
Wow, Sandy's fucking racist

You're joking but I wouldn't be surprised if this is supposed to make the reader think badly of her.

>I'm halfway across the country right now?

Bitch you can answer your voicemails. Especially when a good chunk of em are from your supposed BF.

The fact she immediately jumps to calling when she gets called out makes it look worse.

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>She's too dumb to understand AND she has an ego

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It definitely is but in a way that shows she doesn't really care about Mike's personal life to at least keep track of his friends.

>something finally happens after months and it's dumb and disapointing
That's how BCB rolls!

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Barbed. Cat. Dicks.

really though I don't think she'd remember who's who of Mike's friends

Toilet drinkers get out. REEEEEEE

She is just jealous because best girl is a dog

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>Haha he's so weird
>... So is he single or..?

the mix of pure and slut is patrician taste.

>he has this weird way of showing he cares
This poor fucker was literally built to be abused. It's going to take some serious shit for him to develop any self respect.

Looks like Sandy isn't actually all that mad? I guess the page after this one is when the actual meat of the conversation starts.

This. She defeats her own argument just by replying this rapidly to Paulo's message.

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>mike questions sandy about why she didn't talk to him for so long
Since it's turned Sandy into a bad girlfriend stereotype after all this is the only thing that could actually be interesting.

Doesn't this mean Sandy DOES see/hear his messages be she ignores them?

Considering the bitch only called when she got called the fuck out, pretty much

hay guys remember how Sandy saw Mike only six weeks ago and how affectionate she was?

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/trash/ thread when

Most likely though Mike is too much of an idiot with her to connect the dots of the situation.

It would be nice if he just goes "Sooo why did you decide to respond quickly to him?" but he will probably not press it

Which would render the entire scene and it's lead-up to just another shallow promise that something interesting will eventually happen.

There's a good chance you're right.

Kinda weird that Tae can't make up her mind about how she wants the reader to feel about Sandy. Before I got the impression Sandy had a very strong feeling they were doomed but made an effort when she visited Mike just for her to realize they really have nothing in common and that's why she had her little hissy fit on the hill. Now she's just a bitch.

They're trying to appeal to a low common denominator. It's too complex if there isn't a black-and-white situation with a clear villain.

>Before I got the impression Sandy had a very strong feeling they were doomed
I think it was more of an inkling. She blithely explains why she doesn't need Mike anymore with a smile on her face, seeming not to realize the implications of her own words.

But her suddenly trying to fuck him and then bursting into tears certainly seemed like she knew how shaky their relationship actually is.

But now she's just a dumb, self-centered bitch I guess. If only Mike had tolerated that turbo-cunt Lucy everything would have been great!

>tfw Mike is going to continue being stupid and keep this charade going

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Is the current situation Mike's fault for not being more up front with Sandy about wanting her to talk to him? This seems to be a common opinion.

Mike's in a weird position with Lucy. If he hadn't been so harsh in December he might be in a better place, but if he hadn't gotten mad in the first place she never would have been motivated to improve. Even then, she might not have tried to be happy for him if Augustus hadn't inexplicably decided to be her friend and give her advice.

I'm still holding out for Lucy continuing to be a huge bitch after they all abandon Mike and everybody starting to get sick of her.

now

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weak ship

Sir this is a christian cat comic thread

If he doesn't say anything NOW, when he has her attention, then yeah he's further contributing to his own misery.

>Lucy
>Improve

What? She is still horrible

Mike likes pain and misery

Is she supposed to sound distant and not interested? Sounds like she is about to break up with him or something.

God bless you patreanon

If that preview page is any indication she's going to soon.

Another one?

Mollyfags get out

She made occasional, very brief attempts to be nicer to him after he started getting pissed, one of them being in December. I'm not saying she's actually a better person now.

She looked very distressed in that, but now that the sweet Sandy who wants Mike to be happy from "Model Girlfriend" is replaced by a dumb asshole, why would she be upset to do it?

The last hope for something interesting is that MIKE break ups with HER.

>Paulo? who is that? the nigger?
woah sandy.

Excuse me Molly is actually very good (but she belongs to Paulo).

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I've thought it might be some sort of twist, where she's calling to say she's had some sort of break down from the stress of being a model and has decided to move back to wherever they live but we're clearly not supposed to want more of Sandy. I think Mike might say something next page.

I doubt Mike would break up. Maybe Sandy is trying to make him do her dirty work by neglecting him till he does it,

Sandy is a classy girl. She just remembers David because she likes the big boys.

at least mike is finally getting some pussy

>No, he's the spic
Geez, Raimi.