>batman doesn't kill joker and be over with it because muh code
sure ok
>batman doesn't break every bone in joker's body and leaves him tied to a hospital bed because
???
Batman doesn't kill joker and be over with it because muh code
Bc then there's no story. But you're right. He should just at least dissapear him like Magneto did to the Red Skull.
>Batman doesn't use guns because muh parents in the alleyway
>Doesn't do shit about gun control using his billionaire money
>>batman doesn't break every bone in joker's body and leaves him tied to a hospital bed because
He's done that like a thousand times.
>Batman doesn't rape the Joker because ???
>>Doesn't do shit about gun control using his billionaire money
Nah that's bullshit as Bruce Wayne he funds tons of charities and organizations targeting that kind of stuff.
Is Bruce Wayne he biggest cunt in the superhero universe? Has billions of dollars that he could donate to better police force, schools for better education, and centers for people with mental disorders. Instead, "I spend my money dressings like a bat and punching people".
The universe itself bends over backwards to keep the Joker around. Getting hit by a semi and falling off a bridge only put him out for a while.
>Has billions of dollars that he could donate to better police force, schools for better education, and centers for people with mental disorders.
Uh he does.
>yet another Batman doesn't kill/maim Joker thread
It's so fucking tiring. All the same rehashed arguments for years on end. Only the most casual comic fans would still find this topic interesting
In Gotham Central, a police officer mag dumped her entire pistol's magazine into Joker's chest and he was fine a couple days later.
He literally can't be killed.
>The law doesn't straight up executed the Joker after his shit
>Sends him to an easily escapable mental asylum
People are corrected on this every single "Batman is a dick" thread and it never takes.
What do you expect, for Yea Forums to read comics? Stop living in a fantasy world.
Why the fuck people still bring this bullshit when canonically the Empty Hand would simply bring him back to life?
Better question is why the justice system of Gotham not sentence the joker to death for killing so many!?
>inb4 gordon
We've had this thread so many times, I must conclude you already know the answer to this, but want to talk shit anyways.
Even in the early days where Batman was icing baddies, Joker didn't die.
Batman should be start removing thumbs off criminals. This would prevent most of them from committing crimes.
>batman doesn't break every bone in joker's body and leaves him tied to a hospital bed because
Because Daredevil did the same thing to Bullseye and Bullseye came back with adamantium bones.
>run over by a semi
>not dismembered into pieces
Comic books suck.
>remove their thumbs
>get robotic thumb replacements
That'll learn em.
Realistically if Batman start murdering criminals he would turn into a far more controversial figure and a big part of the population would see him as a serial killer.
There is also the huge risk of killing innocents by mistake, if he kill like 2 or 3 innocent citizens thinking that they were thugs or dangerous criminals then everyone would think he's just another criminal.
>fans call him "hero"
>let some psycho kill thousands of inoccents just because he has some shitty rule
>"hero"
>"If you kill him, you will be as bad"
Realistically Batman will just purge Gotham and writers will need to create new enemies and try to make them popular.
I knew Batman was the real Vegas shooter.
>The Joker returns as a cyborg
OOPS
Job security
More like, the right of getting a fair trail is a basic human right and the moment you deny it from people you are treating them like animals.
An evil human is still a human.
Gotham is a cursed shithole that no amount of money or time will fix
The national government should just pull an SMT and nuke it off the face of the earth
I've always thought about the best way to enact gun control is to just go on the world's longest killing spree. Like imagine if just Batman was gunning down every criminal he saw.
>An evil human is still a human.
Yeah, sure...
Tell that to all familiy members, who lost their fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, because one guy with great amount of money and power cant stop one killer.
Will do, assclown.
Oof, that hited right into my heart, you know?
Unironically.
So i will answer to you with funny picture to heal my wound, ok?
Break his arms lmao. Turn him into a human nugget.
Because I has a psudo healing factor and other contingentes that'll make him come back to life.
DuDe, he wont stop, hes psycho killer man, he will run from prison and will heal from lazer pit or something. Hes JOKER lmao hes that guy from that meme and Nolan film!!!!
And ther is 4 Jokas and they all different people, i know, because i watch youtube "TOP 10 FACTS ABOUT JOCK MAN YOU DIDNT KNOW"
For fuck sake, hes just a clown and batman is just a man. Why DC needs to be such a cancer shit?
Why doesnt Batman just bring Cyborg with him and boom tube Joker to a prison on the Watchtower?
>just a clown
>Lex Luthor himself aknowledged that he could easily take over the world if he was a sane and serious individual
>developed technology by himself
>figured how Mr Miracle prison works
Anyone who say "is just a clown" is a complete casual, Joker is a super genius extremely focused on his bullshit games.
>Why DC
>Implying that comics in general, specially Marvel don't give way more plot armor to villains.
>>Lex Luthor himself
Just a corporate guy.
See, when i talking about cancer in DC and Marvel too( ) i mean shi like this.
Why the fuck just a clown having all this advantages?
Is powerleveling anything good? For example:
>My MemeMan can beat all in universe and hes very smart and very cool looking and having all babes
>But it doesnt matter because every other hero and villain is equal to him, but hes stronger, ok?
>Tell that to all familiy members, who lost their fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, because one guy with great amount of money and power cant stop one killer.
Nigga that's happening in every courtroom ever.
What is stronger tho: Batwank or Jokewank?
The Joker should canonically be a permanently-regenerating immortal for this reason. Crippling him is such an obvious solution, and practically speaking it should be trivial to just shoot the guy given how public his appearances are. I don't think it'd ruin the character or really change anything. They could even add some supernatural element, like Batman could bury him kilometres underground on the Moon and he'd still somehow appear in Gotham a week later.
Because Gotham operates at a city level. Joker would be prosecuted at state level at minimum. Batman isn't the issue, but the severe degree of retardation in their US judicial system. You don't put a murderer and terrorist like the Joker in a fucking municipal asylum.
Isnt he already? With that much plotarmor he could beat even Darkseid without any problem.
Isnt there some sort of dead lovecraft god under gotham? Do something with that. Maybe he embodies its principles or maybe the thing just likes his color scheme and so it keeps him around and kicking.
But that's Joker charm, he's a super genius wasting his time doing his insane shows. He was always extremely competent since his first story so he was never this silly harmless clown throwing pies at people you think he is.
Wasn't there a thing in the 90s where a spirit possesses people and turns them into the joker?
>He was always extremely competent since his first story so he was never this silly harmless clown throwing pies at people you think he is
No, that excactly what i like about this character.
Problem is: you dont need to give him superpowers like SUPER IQ for him to be interesting. See, shit like this:
>figured how Mr Miracle prison works
Its just too much, its just become powerwankery. Its as stupid as Batman participating in Justice League.
He's Batman arch enemy, literally created at 1940 to force Batman out of his confort zone compared to previous enemies. People like him being so resourceful because people simply enjoy super smart characters( Constantine,Loki, The Doctor etc)
If you want a less competent insane villain then you can read comics about other Batman villains like Mad Hatter and Professor Pyg.
Yeah capeshit is dumb. All this attempt to make it "serious storytelling" but it's built on a fundamentally ridiculous premise and so all that super serious storytelling has to serve nonsensical contrivances of the superhero genre, making it even more ridiculous than it was previously.
Or he comes back as an undead zombie
Yes. The demon Barbatos who keeps corrupting both Gotham and this multiverse.
Joker hasn't been able to die since his very first appearance.
God only knows how much money DC would lose if the Joker never left a hospital until the next universe reboot. Dude is just looking after his company's best interest.