... you are my property!
Hippity, Hoppity
Other urls found in this thread:
deviantart.com
marvunapp.com
twitter.com
joke's on you, I've been public domain since 1955.
GET OFFA MAH PROPERTY
UGH!
Fine! This place is icky anyway!
just ask your father to buy you a fursuit already, you are already a disappointment anyway
M'am how old are you?
I feel like White Rabbit could be a pretty good villain, overall, but for fuck's sake she needs a new costume. The one she wears now is awful and I think it's holding back her potential.
At least it isn't as bad as his batman version.
But user, what character will the cumbrains fap to then?
>The one she wears now is awful and I think it's holding back her potential.
What potential does she have other than to be a comedy villain?
What about him?
Not young enough!
Not him, but potential to get the laughs?
Yeah like her origin is just she liked Alice in Wonderland a lot, then married an 80-year-old and killed him with sex so she could use the money to run around dressed like a rabbit.
That's not quite someone who's gonna be the main villain in a movie.
Depend sif the main villain isn't the only thing that's bonkers about the movie.
>redhead
>visible cleavage
damn it, i just fapped
HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS
>That's not quite someone who's gonna be the main villain in a movie.
Good point...she'd work if it was a sillier superhero movie she appeared in. Like if it was a Howard the Duck movie, for example. Or Slapstick.
Name one villainess more deserving of a spanking than White Rabbit.
She just needs a good writer. Maybe tinker with her origin a little bit. Sinestro was considered a joke villain too, at first.
Well yeah, that's further debunking the whole "true" potential thing though if the movies are gonna be wacky crazy comedies.
Wrong thread, Father Jack.
There's no reason she can't be a joke.
She made her debut fighting freaking Frog Man
Panda.
Let's not.
White Rabbit is perfect just as she is. I think it would be great if she became a more prominent villain, but I do not want her to get "serious". She's an "Adam West Batman" style villain and that suits her to a tee.
If you want a serious female villain for Spidey, push one of the others. He has more than enough to fill that role.
>"Adam West Batman" style villain
Oh hell yes we need more of those. SPIDEY needs more of those.
There's only one realistic way of making White Rabbit something other than a joke villain on par with Paste Pot Pete. Give her the Symbiote, make her the Black Rabbit. She's tired of being laughed at, and more than willing to let the Symbiote run wild. Of course, then she would just be a new Venom rather than White Rabbit.
She has the potential to be Spider-Man's Harley Quinn.
By that I mean classic Harley.
...a whore?
What if she only used it once, and it left her completely traumatized once Spider-Man removes it?
>a whore?
>married a rich old geezer to fuck him, get his money and then dress ridiculous for attention
Huh...it fits.
Without the Joker relationship. WR doesn't really need it.
I'm pretty sure that's modern Harley these days. More so anyway.
That's not Stirner.
How skilled is she at the "throw cards as a weapon" thing? Like can she kill someone with high precision or make it explode like certain other Marvel characters?
I'm not sure she's ever done that before. She has a gun umbrella and rocket boots though.
What the fuck version of Alice in Wonderland did she read?
Probably not the original.
nah b
>you are my property
Hey, you dont need to ask me twice!
Oh, this too.
FECK OFF
And this
You better not be drinking that toilet duck again, Jack.
user, could you just kill yourself already?
wtf this is cool
Yeah. I would like to see that or the other mech as a boss fight.
Stupid wabbit
Pretty amusing.
Honestly, I agree with in that, whatever you do with her, she needs a better costume. Her current costume is way too busy and it has a lot of clashing elements that, overall, do not look good together. I mean, the blue tweed coat, the red bow tie, the yellow shirt? It's all really garish. And that's even before we get to her big red hair and the way it clashes with her white ears.
I mean, if the entire point of her look is that she's SUPPOSED to look stupid, because she's a tacky gold digger who's basically just LARPing as a supervillain, then the look definitely works. But if that's not the look they're going for they need to fix her design.
This is a better look for her because it takes out the yellow and replaces it with pure white. It's easier on the eyes.
An user on another White Rabbit thread criticized her white face paint. Particularly, if the costume exposes her skin that isn't painted over.
Actually i'm amazed how she wasn't raped to death in prison or by some more ruthless villain/mobster
Catwoman.
I'm not sure if she'd be in male Gen Pop, user. Let alone Supermax or the Raft.
She's basically been in hibernation for a decade or so, right? I mean, I haven't seen her in comics until recently when Spencer started using her again.
She's a billionaire with a legitimate fortune and an army of lawyers, she almost certainly never goes to actual prison, probably house arrest at worst.
>implying she goes to prison
She's fucking loaded and does supervillainy basically for fun. As supervillains go, she's also probably a very low level threat.
Buying her way out of jailtime seems like it would be an easy enough matter for someone like her.
I'm amazed that rape is the first place you go to.
Fucking psycho.
>I mean, if the entire point of her look is that she's SUPPOSED to look stupid, because she's a tacky gold digger who's basically just LARPing as a supervillain
She is that's exact point.
She's only a supervillain because she thinks it's fun.
Ok, guys, quick exercise: Without changing the core of her character, how would you go about bumping her up the list from D-list to B-list?
Make her a more recurring secondary antagonist, to the point where she's like Shocker, expected to show up in most Spider-Man stuff but not as a main or relevant baddie.
She reforms the Menagerie (again) and teams up with her ex-boyfriend (Arcade) to do some insane crime and they actually get away with it to everyones confusion the crime occurs as a tie in to a major event and none of them realize why all the heroes are missing or even notice it
Have her make more appearances. Maybe occasionally mastermind a plot to commit a big-time heist or hold someone/something for ransom.
Have her recruit actual heavy hitters like Rhino and Scorpion into the Menagerie to make her gang more of a threat.
>teams up with her ex-boyfriend (Arcade)
Can we not do that? I fucking hated Arcade/White Rabbit.
In fact, I fucking hate Arcade, period.
>Rabbit recruits Rhino
>Hippo's services are no longer required...she has a big name muscle now
>Sadness ensues
Would she keep swarm though for the random century old Nazi factor.
I wouldn't. I like her just the way she is.
I want her to face off against Black Cat a lot more.
Obviously. Swarm as of right now, is probably the heaviest hitter and biggest name she's recruited
You do realize prisons keep sexes separate, right?
That's pretty sad user.
It would be like Spider-Man throwing his costume in the trash. She'd probably give up after that.
Nobody said anything about a guy.
Oh yeah, you got a point there. Look, whatever happened in prison with Titania is between them and the footage Creel was given on his birthday.
I would like to see the Menagerie vs the Sinister Six. Even if the outcome's obvious.
I like to think that filename is exactly what he's thinking as he's watching a murder by gang rape.
You know I'm happy White Rabbit is becoming a Yea Forums FotM. Maybe I'll storytime her issue later
FotM?
Flavor of the Month
Her debut? Fitting place to start.
Menagerie vs Fred's Sinister "Six"
Like Kamala? I'm not sure if she's been getting threads of her own that much lately.
Hm, they may have a chance then.
I like the idea of her still being active around Mayday's super heroing. Middle-aged and with children she hardly spends time with.
Someone on Deviantart tried.
deviantart.com
Alright gang. It's time for Lorina's debut issue. You ready?
Cool.
Based
Oh yeah Frog Man exists too. Not sure how you fellas feel about him
Will she ever be able to live this down?
Oh by the way, happy Labor Day gents
I'm reminded that DC has a Batman villain named White Rabbit too. She's......not as good.
Just reveal it was Mary Jane all along so there would be any reason to like MJ...
I like her better as a redhead than a blonde
Make it so that there's actually a hidden realm called Wonderland and she originally was from there but because of X reason, she ended up on Earth, got amnesia and forgot all about it, which led up to her current life where she ended up with the 80 year old dude, while being obsessed about alice in wonderland-related things.
Some stuff happens and she recalls everything, opens a portal to Wonderland, establishes herself as the rightful ruler, and starts an invasion of Earth using Wonderlandian troops
There, main villain material. She's only stopped when it's revealed that the restoration of her memories was incomplete and the rest of her memories convinces her to stop the invasion and return peacefully to Wonderland with the Wonderlandians, but not before fixing all the damage.
Yeah I'm going to throw in my vote and say no to that idea, chief. Look she's got a great Venture Bros style gimmick; she's got money, she wants to pretend to be a supervillain, why change that? Not everybody has to be a wackjob, magic, or a world ending threat to be interesting. Superior Foes reminded us of that
The guy I replied to complained she's not main villain material, so I gave that as a way to make her a main villain. It's fine if you don't like it, but it's a way to do it.
It's all good, friend. Frankly I don't think everyone needs to be "main villain" material. You know what happens then? BOOM! Big push, right in your face every other arc, writing suffers, and you get sick of them.
Anyway that's the end of our tale. Hope you enjoyed it
these old stories have way better writing than modern ones, even the art is more competent
Well I don't know about that. But yeah, comics have kind of suffered in recent times due to deadlines, events, and branding
Oh right, it's /pol/ for you now, isn't it, Father Ted? Ever since you took up the racism?
I like him for the same reasons I like White Rabbit: I have a weakness for dumb, yet loveable goofballs.
Thanks to Nick Spencer's push and her recent prominence on Yea Forums, I think I have a new waifu. Despite all the flack this board gets, I think you guys are alright.
And thanks for the storytime, that was a real treat too.
>Sinestro was considered a joke villain too, at first.
Same with Lex and Joker. Most villains from that time period were... Dont think Zoom was tho, dude has always been pretty insane
What the fuck is with Venom's teeth.
I love huge sharp teeth venom, I love huge grin venom, but if this is supposed to be a compromise between the two it's a thousand times worse than both.
God I just want to put on a bunny mask and work with this cutie
Someone post the panel of her getting offended about being called a c-tier villain/mook. Its really adorable.
Yus have my coin purse
THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER
One of the few comics of mine that survived a basement flood a while back. Its one of my prized possessions
I have this issue too
That's actually kind of interesting.
Yeah. Not as funny, though.
> The carrot or the stick
So, she force-feeds them carrots and thwacks them with a stick?
>Rabbi-Tech
I like the way her ears are drawn in the 2nd panel. Thicker and longer ears fit her better.
Probably not.
What's with the White Rabbit and Black Cat rivalry?
Well, she could use back up if Rhino gets put out of commission.
ahem
So damn cute.
>locks of hair over the forehead
>glasses
>pimping coat
I have to say, I live it. Maybe remove the pants and make it the usual one piece underneath the coat, but aside from that it's great.
How would she react if you pinched those widdle cheeks?
I am depressed because of Lorina.
She is great character, who's combined very unsual origin story, classy and sexy design, really cool gimmick and part of great franchise.
Bad part what she is Marvel character, what means she is owned by sexist company MARVEL, with fashists writers like Spencer and Marvel fanbase is retards, and Marvel is part of Disney and she possibly never appears outside of comics and one action figure, not even in Lego form because of 'hhhhr my sexualizaiton, White Rabbit is from that cartoon from my childhood dirty pigs'.
I kind of agree. If Lorina were to go mainstream, she'd look more like
EEEP!
Or maybe a faceful of carrots.
Well they're both thieves and...fuck if I know, I just want a hot redhead rabbit girl face off against a hot cat girl
Yay!
>that bottom left panel
hnnng
That White Rabbit is trash
>gets killed and put in a tube by a throwaway villain that steals powers
>no one remembers that and brings her back
MAHRVUL
BUSTED
Something about that sequence of White Rabbit getting knocked out still makes me feel funny.
Her costume somehow makes more sense when her legs are bare.
...you know, the henchmen bailed because of the costumes but I bet THE JOKER would be right up the whole shtick. Fits in with the card theme and batshit crazy, not to mention jokers are typically the OP card in many games.
the question is is he willing to excuse the potential lameness for the chaos and a good time?
No need to do crossover stuff. But I do think Joker would hang out with Mad Hatter once or twice
Too blue for a White Rabbit?
Joker would probably hijack her scheme of a grand heist and direct it into mass mayhem.
He may get randomly offended that she is wearing face paint, and drop her into the acid to make it permanent like his own complexion.
wow what a wildcard.
Oh,see, retards? Remeber what i am say?
Her ressurection part of that story, autist
I feel bad for Lorina because she has to pay people to hang out with her. Just imagine White Rabbit having a tea party of one on her birthday, trying to not ruin her makeup. I bet Peter would give her a gift
Not sure if I want to be her henchman/partner or her arch nemesis
I want her to feel like a real super villain
What's wrong with goofy super villains?
Her entire problem is that she feels underestimated by everyone else.
She isn't really even treated like a goofy super villain, more like a random chick trying to be a supervillain, she's even called a goon at one point.
Nothing cements your villain/hero status like having an arch enemy, and Spidey isn't really treating her right.
I hate it. Boring slut design. No class.
She's called a goon, and treated like she's underestimated because for most of her career, she ha been completely inept as a supervillain despite all her gadgets, and that's the point. She's a LARPer wannabe who couldn't successfully be a serious villain if her life depended on it.
But I wouldn't mind her being a bit more of a higher grade villain in terms of recurring appearances, and maybe the occasional boss fight in a game, a main villain in a grand heist comic arc or a main villain in a spider-man movie for kids in the same vein as the Lego or goofier animated movies, but she ain;t gonna kill off Gwen Stacy or Aunt May anytime soon, and I'm not sure she really should.
TLDR: Maybe she's better staying as a villain you can have fun laughing at.
Make it t'ree fiddy.
Are you retarded?
Literally
Maybe if you're Venom.
t.cumbrain
There's probably a Snapchat-like site for Supervillains getting busted.
Has any writer toyed with the idea of making White Rabbit an Adam West Stylized Anti-Hero? I think it would suit her better than villain comic relief, especially after the most recent Hunted storyline.
She deserves nothing but jail for being a rich fuck annoying the common people, but damn, cant help but feel a bit sorry. Trying so hard and no one ever takes you seriously.
On another note, I love how every site considers her literature knowledge one of her assets. As if that helps any villain in anything but style.
Shes def that mold, but in a gentle dom GF kind of way. Imagine if she was an Anti-Hero GF, trying to redeem herself, actually succeeding, but accepting Spidey as nothing more as an ally.
Well, maybe if it was something other than Alice in Wonderland.
No! Every goddamn time a female villain gets a following you assholes want to make them heroes/anti-heroes. Enough of this
#savemagpiefromliberals
tfw not even the mayor gives a shit
She's probably rich enough to be an oligarch. Maybe he should care.
You would think DC's White Rabbit would actually get raped in prison for wearing next to nothing and being an uppity bitch.
But then again, she can multiply.
I wanna see her crying.
> You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Are the ears real or not?
It's supposed to be a costume so probably.
Pathethic, I love her.
Based and Goodfellaspilled
Yes, but if the ears are on a headband how is she being lifted by them?
Comic book physics.
Would White Rabbit be happy to have a small army of well dressed, faceless green men with varying degrees of autism on her side?
>faceless green men
Well, she DID recruit The Squid...
I’m nominating her for Miss Yea Forums and Killer Moth for Mister Yea Forums this year
Mommy
Why?
Hippity Hoppity
The best titties are Floppity
This one looks the best
Just don't be surprised if she gets a little demanding.
that one homeless guy up top didn't sign up for this
He looks like he's thinking "Hey, this ain't a crack den."
thats gonna be me tomorrow!
That'd only make her more popular in prison. She would be prostituting clones of herself
Are you sad about that?
How popular would Marvel White Rabbit be in prison?
that's a bit of a loaded question since I'm sad about most things
Fund it
Make it even more garish to the point it makes her movements difficult to read and causes headaches
>Most wanted in the city
Doubt.
yeah, but her delicious brown self is hot, so it's like a two in one deal
Maybe her hair is like Spider-Woman II where it changes from day to day.
She is shitty Double X.
So with 40 years of training, learning engineering, and experience, Frog-Man should be a badass, right?
Nah. There should be an incredibly minor heroine named Alice whose name is either a reference to something else or just her birth name that White Rabbit absolutely tries to get herself the archenemy position of.
Swarm, the immortal psychic hive of carnivorous Nazi bees which consumes the memories of prey, managed to be recruited. Moving up in the world.
So uh... what did you have in mind for me?
> "Be my test pilot!"
She is bullying bait.
Not sure if it would work.
She'd buy her way out
Exactly how mad would she be over getting booped on the nose?
I suppose moving up from z lister to d lister is a solid leap
Very muchgood desu
> "Pleased that you enjoy it, Henchwoman!"
Not what I was hoping but they looks like fun
*it
What the fuck autocorrect?
Hench? Sheathe is doing contract work.
> "So, a mercenary? Temporary henchwoman then? What's the difference!?"
Someone on YouTube called her Spider-Man's Killer Moth. Makes sense I guess.
>Decide to check and see if White Rabbit has ever been in a cartoon
>Find nothing
>But then discover that Hippo and Panda-Mania WERE in a show
Why was this allowed? They're the low level mooks. They shouldn't get in before the boss.
I'm still scratching my head over Panda-Mania. I need to know the story behind this woman
Honestly, I just assume that she has the same kind of origin as all Spidey's other animal villains. Whatever they did to Rhino, Scorpion, etc, was done to her too. I don't need an explanation for a joke villain
Yeah I'm still not buying that. She's a fucking panda!
No, she isn't. She just dresses like one.
And that matters?
There was also a grizzly
>Man gets exo-skeleton to wear under bear costume
So why can't you just assume the same?
>Girl gets exo-skeleton to wear under bear costume
Why does the type of bear even matter?
Yeah I know that. I'm saying SOMEHOW she got powers and decided to dress like one. I need context.
See that's not even my issue. First I'm pretty sure it's genetic, not the suit. Second, Grizzly I get, they're terrifying. Pandas are fucking stupid and want to go extinct. Unless she's trying to do some kind of cute/sexy thing? I think Lorina is just hanging out with furries at this point
>Unless she's trying to do some kind of cute/sexy thing?
I would say it's that. She might be a supervillain, but she's also a girl. I see girls in real life walking around in cat hoodies, unicorn hoodies, etc. So a supervillain who decides "a panda hoodie is gonna be my costume" doesn't strike me as out of left field
What are her recommended reads?
Atlas Shrugged
>channeling the immortal Grace Slick
I desire to marry this girl.
How do you make her cry?
Tell she what Skein is nazi.
Tell her she never ammount to anything as a villain.
Don't accept her birthday invite and return the money she sent
You don't, you love and protect her
Thwart her plans, and spank her in public.
She probably cried after this then. A lot more when other villains and goons she hires bring it up.
The thing is that she is clearly delusional so I think you need to make it extremely clear for her to understand she sucks. Thats why the spanking.
I like to think that she's so rich she practically owns a quarter of New York. Gives the Osborns a run for their money, but devotes her wealth and time to stupid hare-brained schemes and gadgets.
I don't think it's been established how wealthy she actually is so it'd be amusing if she was Fortune 500 level.
>hare-brained schemes
Pun partly intended.
Who is the semen demon next to her?
A little bit.
Thanks.
Something something more like "#busty #nofilter".
Oh that's right, she's getting a figure next year along with Superior Octopus
Her girlfriend, Skein.
It would be nice to see, but Anne or Reggie would probably beat her to it.
Cool. Though I don't collect figures.
>A bisexual mutant whose telekinesis is best adapted to cloth/silk and has wings that alternate between part of her body or woven constructs who runs with a furry gang but doesn't want to use her animal motif name.
Okay then.
It's pretty much confirmed in sex club scenes in that Jessica Jones arc.
>Bees
>Hippo
>Panda
>Squid
>Rabbit
>And 2 normal humans with no animal motif
This new Metal Gear Villain Team kinda sucks
That redheaded boy is getting a good view from down there.
Ox and moth. Kinda
I want to heroically bully white rabbit
What is sex with White Rabbit like?
Is this where Millar got the idea for Kick-Ass?
Very dominant if you're a henchman
Feisty power bottom if you're a hero
She's definitely a screamer