ITT: weirdly homoerotic official art

ITT: weirdly homoerotic official art

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Isn't that supposed to be a female bottom half from when God kept screwing him with reincarnations?

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No, that’s definitely a man’s ass judging by the anatomy and the fact that he has visible ass hair. I think you’re thinking of the thong picture.

That's it.

Lobo sure loves getting his arse out don't he.

I know Ribic did that on purpose but how did no one say anything about it? It's not like he did the whole thing without anyone seeing it and personally handing it to the printer

And no visible package in the background. No wonder he was so pissed at the universe.

all the boy sidekicks... they just look like adult twinks

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They were all gay. Every single one of them.

>forgot Dragoncon was this weekend
>found out last night Keith Giffen left his crypt and was there
>mfw I'll never get to meet the madman

>ribic: so what do you think?
>editor: FABULOUSSSSSSSSSSSS

There's a little shadowy area underneath the bottom of his asscrack. You can kinda see his junk. It's an almost disturbingly detailed illustration.

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>V-man and the V-boys
are you fucking serious

>but how did no one say anything about it?
Are you implying marvel actually looks over their art before print?

You can almost hear the chilled, rhythmic gay porno beat emanating from this image.

>V-Man have his own harem of boy pussies
What the fuck?

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Is he called V-man because he takes young boys' virginity?

>thanos and his cabal go through the multiverse and fuck everything up
>get their asses handed to them in 616
Does this mean that 616 is the most powerful universe?

Redpill me on this universe and their poorly thought-out character designs.

>not posting the rest

Major Victory looking at Dynamic Man in disgust is amazing

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tfw the catalog can't handle chiseled dude butt

>Cat
>literally just fucking Cat

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Dick and Jericho used to be really gay back in NTT

Jericho was meant to be gay but Wolfman decided against it since he was a artistic softie momma's boy, which he felt was too stereotypical

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So Boy King, Rainbow Boy, and Golden Lad have regular threesomes right?

I actually like the fact they went against the grain. Camp straight guys need representation, too. There's only Prince and he's dead. Didn't priest undo all that?

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That's none of your bzns

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Watch out what you say about Boy King.

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>Fighting Yank

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>What if Hitler's mechanical monster should whip Boy King's giant??
that would be so embarrassing haha

He wears thigh highs

I could believe him getting eiffel tower'd

>Cat
>literally just fucking Kitten
FTFY

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Isn’t that pedophilia?

Major Victory looks disgusted at Dynamic Man and Dynamic Boy lifestyle choices.

The nonbinary kids ruined camp straight forever

Ribic had a good laugh about this getting past his editors

More like the Flame and Beard Girl

His name was actually Cat-Man, they had to change it when they did this revival for obvious reasons

So? Maybe he is a pedo.

Alex Ross draws everyone like a fag

>man o metal
metal dudes are always a good design

>>Fighting Yank
more like, fighting the urge to yank
huh? huh?

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That so?

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It turns out putting skin tight costumes on men and drawing them semi to very realistically makes it look not very heterosexual

hahahahaha

>Redpill me on this universe and their poorly thought-out character designs
Sometimes public domain characters end up in the public domain for a reason.

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Namor has always dressed like a fag though. Nigga literally bathed naked infront of Norman

Is there any reason they call him "Big Blue" and not Blue Beetle, because that's absolutely the Golden Age BB.

Because DC owns the Blue Beetle trademark?

Did they fugg?

No, in fact Kurt was a priest at the time of this issue.

That's gotta be the lowest effort costume design for a rainbow based character.
Just a shirt with an iron on transfer on the chest and cuffs with a stupid hat.
The colors aren't even in the correct order.

I don't know why but I liked the Woman in red.
I wonder how her comics were like

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Yeah but he never had the combo of knee-high boots, shirtless shoulder pads, and fishnet pants that exposed his cum gutters and half of his right ass cheek.

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*And Tomboys

So, did Priest make him into a poofter or not?

Yes he’s bi now
He dated one of Slade’s ex friends

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I remember that comic. Both the art and writing were awful. Superman looked like a dwarf in some shots.

Knew him since he was a kid too

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Oh, well, at least bi guys get rep.

That is until they make him a "Gay guy trapped in de Nile" ala Rictor.

Bit weird that /Karl Pilkington voice

I always wanted him to hook up with Raven, so this doesn't take it down to 0%.

That was actually something Slades friend there since to him and something Adeline said to him too and made him kinda mad
So priest was poking fun at it

Gee V-Man, THREE young nubile wards?

>V-Man and the V-Boys

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A different time really. They're Golden Age heroes with costumes (among other things) that don't translate well to modern times.

>doc is just some guy in jodphurs

>Fighting Yank
He's just wearing his street clothes. That's an iron-on decal on his long sleeve polo shirt.

His original name was Doc Strange

Oh, it's actually way worse.
>Along with the stories there appeared a page intended to start a V-Man fan club amongst the readers, called the V-Boys and V-Girls.
Also, no way modern revival didn't notice. He got death field in it and so people can't touch him. And how does the writer described it?
>that person who gets out of prison but can’t live a free life
Also check out this ending of crime drama at the end of his wiki page
> What’s become of the V-Boys is not yet known

I would WRECK Boy King desu

The Target and the Targeteers are just there to get shot at while everyone else does their thing, aren't they?

Is Spark Man going to hurt me?

You know where that rod is going.

I like Logan's expression
>The shit I put up with

No, but Tim will!

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maybe he's wondering why you would shoot a jap before running him over with a roadroller.

Black Terror probably hates weeaboos

Probably a less painful way to go.
Tim was written as a more compassionate character.

Imagine being a Marine, taking part in one of the naval landings of the island hopping campaign. You come ashore, artillery shells are crashing down, bullets whizzing by, Jap snipers in trees, men screaming and dying all around you... and then you happen to look up and see these two lunatics in their capes, rolling over a Japanese defensive position with a bright red road roller.

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It’s either that or “I’m gonna plow that elf like there’s no tomorrow”